1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:04,395 Life is filled with responsibility. 2 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,267 You've got to keep food on the table, 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,878 a roof over your family's head, 4 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:11,750 and you've got to keep your wardrobe fly 5 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:14,144 and your shoe game on point. 6 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:17,800 But every now and again, you've got to relax, 7 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,280 take a little time for yourself, 8 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,499 and recharge. 9 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,980 You can even do little mini-breaks. 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,764 Like when I take out the garbage, 11 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,202 I give myself a little treat. 12 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,508 That's my thing. 13 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:34,164 But I don't judge anybody for how they choose to relax. 14 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,297 I say if it's not hurting nobody, do you. 15 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,950 Whew! 16 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,476 What the...? 17 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,913 Oh. Hey, Dad. 18 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,523 You trying to hit this? 19 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:50,311 I know I said no judgment, but this stupid 20 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:55,316 --Captions by VITAC-- 21 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,057 What were you thinking? 22 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,667 Anyone could have seen you outside. 23 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,277 Janine could have called the cops. 24 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,323 Hell, I could have called the cops. You know what? 25 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:03,846 I'm gonna call the cops right now. -Whoa, whoa. 26 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:06,066 You are blowing thisway out of proportion. 27 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,546 Smoking weed has been legalin California for years. 28 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:11,419 It may be legal here, but it's not legal everywhere. 29 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,682 What happens if you have a joint on you, forgot, 30 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,336 and took a trip to Singapore? 31 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,468 Google "White kid getting caned" 32 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,209 and tell me if your high was worth it. 33 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:20,297 Hey, guys. 34 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:21,820 Weirdest thing. 35 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,693 I just got wildly nostalgic for the commune, 36 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,042 and I don't know why. 37 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,132 Uh, Wiz Khalifa Junior here -is why. -Huh? 38 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,830 I caught him outside smoking "the gateway."Did you? 39 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,005 It was just one hit, Mom. 40 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,311 I didn't know you smoked, sweetie. 41 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,313 I do from time to time, to take the edge off. 42 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,924 What edge? You live at home. 43 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:42,058 You can't be a two-day college drop-out and a stoner. 44 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,451 Boy, pick a struggle. 45 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:46,976 We are both genuinely sorry for doing something 46 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,021 that makes you uncomfortable on your property. 47 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:51,023 See? Even she knows y'all were wrong. 48 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,286 Um... We were. We were. 49 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,635 Although, to be clear, 50 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,289 I-I'm not apologizing for smoking. 51 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,334 I'm just apologizing for doing it on your property. 52 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,857 Now, if you'll excuse me, 53 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,816 the bowl's kicked in, and I am very hungry. 54 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:03,035 Um, can I have some of these? 55 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,168 Yeah, go ahead, -sweetie. -Thank you. 56 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,214 Junior, you are a grown-up now, 57 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,085 so we can't tell you what to do. 58 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,043 But you do have younger siblings, 59 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,176 so all we ask is that you don't partake in the house, okay? 60 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,135 What kind of parenting is that? 61 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,136 What are you talking about? 62 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,224 I guess it's gonna be okay 63 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,355 if he starts calling you "Rainbow." 64 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:19,574 I wouldn't mind that. 65 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,184 It's kinda cool, right? 66 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,491 He needs to know that he's a Black man in America 67 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,841 and he cannot do drugs. 68 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,756 Would you rather I have a drink? 69 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,366 Because smoking marijuana 70 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,760 isn't any more harmfulthan drinking alcohol. 71 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,283 This man is not wrong. 72 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,546 The only time that I have seen people come into the ER 73 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,244 with complications from marijuana 74 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:40,247 is because they have had toomany crab legs from Red Lobster. 75 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,248 Okurr? 76 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,249 Okurr! 77 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:46,078 And you call yourself a doctor. 78 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,211 -Face it, Dad, you're onthe wrong side of this. -Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,431 Oh. 80 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,911 Hey. 81 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,086 I gotta go. 82 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,219 Olivia needs me todeliver more Goldfish 83 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,221 to the neighbor's kids' treehouse. 84 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,657 Hmm. Hey. 85 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,833 I knew we should have never listened to Bob Marley 86 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,444 when he was in the womb. 87 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:04,619 I'm gonna go search his bedroom 88 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,577 -for Altoid cans. -Mm. 89 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,231 Bob Marley was the only thing 90 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,581 that stopped that boy from kicking. 91 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,366 Jack, I need your help. 92 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,716 After months ofhanging out with the seniors, 93 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,674 my talentshave been recognized. 94 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,154 They want me to lead the senior prank. 95 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,982 Oh, and you need an alibi. 96 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,244 What do you want me to go with? 97 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,289 Rumbling in the tum? 98 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,377 Migraine for days? 99 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,987 Uterus stuff? 100 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,424 No, Jack. I do not need an alibi. Oh. 101 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,774 They've been watching you. They like your drip. 102 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,515 You know, you've got real popular kid energy. 103 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,125 I've always thought that, 104 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,215 but a popular kid doesn't say it, you know? 105 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,304 Great. Now, are you in, or you out? 106 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,609 Wow, Diane. 107 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,655 I don't know what to say. 108 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:41,656 I don't know what to wear. 109 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,310 Man, don't make it weird. 110 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,399 Just follow my lead. Okay. 111 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,488 Seriously, can I assume that you'll tell me what to wear? 112 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,968 My first thought was overalls, and I know that's wrong. 113 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:53,624 Oh, God. 114 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:56,018 Your brother let a skunk in this house again? 115 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,280 What? 116 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,586 They're not pets. 117 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,196 I don't smell anything. 118 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,416 It's definitely coming from right here 119 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,374 in your general direction. 120 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,158 Wait a minute. 121 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,596 Are you smoking that, um... 122 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,728 Ah Sookie Now? 123 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:11,860 What? 124 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:12,774 Me? 125 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:13,688 No. 126 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:14,906 Don't lie to me, Junior. 127 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,648 My mother used to say if you wallow in weed, 128 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:18,910 you will be weed. 129 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,042 Tshh. 130 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:22,000 I'm so sorry, Grandma. It was Olivia. 131 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:25,656 She made me stay in the car while she smoked the marijuana. 132 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,963 -I didn't even like it. -Mm-hmm. 133 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,792 I know a temptress when I see one. Mm-hmm. 134 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:33,316 What with that beautiful skin and -- and -- 135 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,623 and that killer curl pattern 136 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:38,539 and Kyla Pratt vibes. Yep. 137 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,062 Those are the ways she's tempted me. 138 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:43,152 Well, fortunately, there's a way back for the both of you. 139 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,414 Mm-hmm. 140 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:47,330 At my church's youth revival this weekend. 141 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:50,159 We're there, if you think they'll have us. 142 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:51,856 -Oh, they'll have you. -Okay. 143 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,729 They let Janet's grandson back in 144 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:57,906 after what he did in that mall fountain. 145 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,300 Thanks for giving me another chance, Grandma. 146 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,041 I'm sorry I let you down. 147 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,914 But I know that family is more important than drugs. 148 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,482 Oh, what a mighty God we serve. 149 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,483 Mm. Amen. 150 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:10,832 Alright, alright. 151 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,921 Pick me up Sunday afternoon, 152 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:16,185 and bring your new King James version, alright? 153 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:19,449 None of that New Living Testament crap. 154 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:22,060 Yeah. 155 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,671 Bow and Junior may have been acting 156 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,368 like weed wasn't a big deal, 157 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,283 but they weren't living in the real world. 158 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,328 Hey, Dre. 159 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,938 You will be pleased to find out 160 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,548 that the elevator finally got fixed. 161 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:33,333 No more one flight of stairs for you. 162 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,073 Eh. Great. 163 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,771 Why are you not celebrating? 164 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:39,469 You called that flight of stairs your "own personal 'Misery'" -- 165 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,036 the Kathy Bates kind. 166 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,212 I caught Junior getting high. 167 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:44,213 Oh, no. 168 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,780 You hate when he feels good. 169 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,085 I'm so sorry to hear that, Dre. 170 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,000 I know how hard you've worked 171 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,394 to give your family these incredible opportunities, 172 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,136 and there goes Junior, throwing it all away on crack. 173 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,617 Crack? 174 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,314 Man, I caught him smoking weed. 175 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,359 Oh. Okay. 176 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,012 So, then, why are you so upset? 177 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:04,189 Yeah, I assume you smoke, too, based on your loud sweaters 178 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,627 and the fact that you're always eating microwave s'mores. 179 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,150 I'm not a drug guy, Charlie. 180 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:11,762 Come on, Dre. Steve Jobs, Barack Obama, Martha Stewart. 181 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,285 You know, a lot of successful people 182 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,591 got down with the sticky icky. 183 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,854 Okay, look, the fact of the matter is 184 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:19,030 Black people get judged for doing it 185 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,249 in a way that White people don't. 186 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,903 Yeah. 187 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,818 Like washing your hair every day, or becoming a cop. 188 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,689 The War on Drugs has it 189 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,387 so that we are four times more likely 190 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,127 to get arrested for marijuana possession 191 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:31,565 than White people, and that's after legalization. 192 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,088 It's not worth the risks. 193 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,655 I hear everything you're saying, Dre, 194 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,352 but let me offer this counterpoint -- 195 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,441 weed is amazing. 196 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:41,052 Without it, we wouldn't have the music of Cypress Hill... 197 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,924 Mm....or the cinematic masterpiece 198 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,013 which is "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle"...Mm. 199 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:47,232 ...or my podcast, 200 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:48,625 which I'm too shy to release. 201 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:49,800 You're not releasing it? 202 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,237 Charlie, we worked on that for six hours. 203 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,456 Dre, why would you deny yourself 204 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,588 one of the world's greatest pleasures? 205 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:55,850 Check it out. 206 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,765 Imagine feeling God inside you, 207 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:00,420 and that God's body is made out of a heating pad 208 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,726 and He takes all the things that's bothering you 209 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,467 and put it in this box for a little while 210 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,382 so you can feel free. 211 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,514 Is that how you feel? 212 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,689 Yeah. 213 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:09,951 That's my way of getting level 214 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,040 and dealing with the stress of racism, work, 215 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,042 and the fact that my son is 216 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,087 garnishing all my wages to pay for back rent. 217 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,654 Oh, my God. 218 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,439 You're high right now, aren't you? 219 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:20,875 Oh, yeah, look at those eyes. 220 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,790 It's not my fault that I got bored on my way to work. 221 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,487 -Not all the muffins. -Hey. 222 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,576 Oh. 223 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,273 Had that chocolate one all lined up. 224 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,450 My head was spinning from the fact 225 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:33,322 that everyone was down with weed. 226 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:37,021 Maybe the world had changed, and I was just being old. 227 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,459 I was wrong about the 3-pointer ruining the NBA. 228 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,941 Maybe that's what the world is telling me. 229 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:47,075 I mean, Nancy Reagan goes on "Diff'rent Strokes" once 230 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:50,513 and I'm supposed to not ever enjoy myself again? 231 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,908 Look, I want to be able to sit back, turn my brain off, 232 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,518 and catch a vibe. 233 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,346 Damn it. 234 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:58,565 I'm a grown-up. 235 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,218 I can do what I want. 236 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,134 Babe? Yeah? 237 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:06,355 Let's get rid of the kids this weekend and get high. 238 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:09,619 Alright, alright, alright. 239 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,059 So, it was finally Friday. 240 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,408 But unlike Ice Cube in the movie, 241 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,410 I did have something to do -- 242 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,196 get my kids out of the house so I could get high. 243 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,545 So high. 244 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,112 Alright, there you go. 245 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:27,594 You guys go out there and, uh, have some fun. 246 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,683 Generous amount. Mm-hmm. 247 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,206 I'm not suspicious at all. 248 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:33,556 Yeah, last time you emptied your wallet like this, 249 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,688 we ended up with a little brother. 250 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,646 Laser vasectomy, okay? 251 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,908 So, we good. 252 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,301 Now get out of here before I change my mind. 253 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,171 Go. Skedaddle. 254 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,912 Scoot! Go! 255 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,827 Me and your mama got some business to do. 256 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,395 They're gone. 257 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,440 Let's get faded! 258 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,617 Great. Okay, Dre. 259 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,836 I have all the pretzel variations. 260 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,143 I've got rods, I've got twists, 261 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:58,015 I've got chocolate-covered, peanut-butter-filled, 262 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:01,497 and pretzel-wrapped hot dogs from the mall. 263 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,586 Ooh. And -- 264 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,892 Pizza bagels? 265 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,154 Pretzel. 266 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,285 Okay. 267 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,373 Now we straight. 268 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,853 How you doin'? Hey, babe, 269 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,246 -let's get some drugs. -Let's get them. 270 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,552 Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna call my guy. 271 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,465 Do it. 272 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,380 Ladarius! 273 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,383 Man, y'all got a lot of fruit trees out there. 274 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,342 -Ladarius is your guy? Mm-hmm. 275 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,648 So, how we gonna do this, Ladarius? 276 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:22,953 We gonna roll past Lueders Park 277 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,215 and you gonna get some of that Pressure House 278 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,390 that you used to smoke as a kid? 279 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,741 Actually, this is how we do it now. 280 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,133 Hmm. 281 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,134 An app? Mm-hmm. 282 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,745 Come on, man. 283 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,268 I thought we were gonna buy something from a dude 284 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,878 riding a beach cruiser with a pit bull 285 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,837 who stays at your house a little too long. 286 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,882 Dre, nobody uses the weed man anymore. 287 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,058 Everyone does dispensaries or delivery. 288 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,930 Man, I'll show you. -Just give me your ID. -Hey, now. 289 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,627 What? So they can track me? 290 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,107 So when they change the laws, 291 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,369 they can say I broke the laws 292 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,805 and take away my right to vote? 293 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,546 -Hell no. -Okay. I'll put my info in. 294 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,547 Fine. What? 295 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,549 So they can track you? 296 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,985 What about your medical license? 297 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,813 We need your income. 298 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,293 I'm irresponsible with money. 299 00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,163 Yes, we know. 300 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,425 I'll just put in my info. 301 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,427 You guys could really use this weed. 302 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,733 [ Laughs ] Oh, yeah. 303 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,387 I bought you something to tide you over. 304 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,127 Okay. Oh, did you? 305 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,650 Oh, did ya? Okay. 306 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,825 Alright, baby. 307 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,088 Okay, on the count of three, Dre. 308 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:11,959 One. 309 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,047 Two. 310 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,657 Three. 311 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,224 Mm. 312 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,834 Mm, mm, mm-mm. 313 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,270 Baby, put it in your mouth. I am. 314 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,316 I'm just trying to make it warm and soft. 315 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,406 Diane, this is amazing. 316 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,408 Greg Curtis called me "pahtnah." 317 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,496 Don't get excited. 318 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:28,671 He calls the math teacher "pahtnah." 319 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:29,933 Oh. Okay. 320 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,370 You stay here, and if you see anybody coming, 321 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:33,502 make the sound of a crow 322 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:34,677 so we know we have to get out of here. 323 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,157 Yeah. 324 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,158 Just like that, 325 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,986 but, uh, you know, not terrible. 326 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,770 Wait. Y-You're leaving me here all by myself? 327 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,207 I-I thought I was part of the team. 328 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,295 Yeah, you are. 329 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,688 You're the lookout. 330 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,776 And right now, I need you to be 331 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,300 the best lookout you can be, okay? 332 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,301 Thanks, friend. 333 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,658 Don't try to make me feel better. 334 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,313 While the kids were up to no good, 335 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,924 Junior was trying to drag Olivia 336 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,361 into his problems with my mom. 337 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,405 Wait, are you serious? 338 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,668 You actually want me 339 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,582 to go to a church revival with your grandma? 340 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:14,543 I'm not proud of it, but she smelled weed and... 341 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,588 I blamed it on you. 342 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,025 Now she thinks we're lost souls, 343 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,635 and I need to -restore her faith in me. -What? 344 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,724 I am super sorry about it, 345 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:24,727 but in my family, we like to keep my grandma happy. 346 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,163 You know you're going alone, right? 347 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,556 Come on, you might see someone 348 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,037 catch the Holy Spirit and pass out. Okay. 349 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,170 Look, I respect how it goes in your family, 350 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:36,260 but it's not healthy to do something you don't want to do 351 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,262 just because itmakes someone else happy. 352 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,612 Even if it's your grandmother. 353 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,005 Okay. 354 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:42,919 I get it. 355 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,138 You don't have to come. 356 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,313 I'll just tell my grandma 357 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,575 you're going to your own church revival. 358 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,576 Junior! 359 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,665 She has blown up a boat. 360 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,189 Babe? Yeah? 361 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,713 ♪ I wanna thrive... 362 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:57,107 I have avoided weed for so long. 363 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,500 I know. 364 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,763 -And it's fine. -Oh, yeah, it is. 365 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,897 I've never felt so at peace in my life. 366 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,858 And I love the smell of crayons. 367 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,948 I'm making art, Bow. Mm. 368 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,081 I'm able to access a part of me 369 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,126 that has never been touched. 370 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,216 This isn't art. 371 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,175 This is Dre. 372 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,307 Do you think that I could open a healing retreat 373 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,092 where people go to get healed? 374 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:28,486 People could go to reconnect with their souls, and... 375 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,576 we could sip tea and bake cookies. 376 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,143 Wait a minute. Yes? 377 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,362 You mean to tell me all this time, 378 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,842 you've known how to bake? 379 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,713 Oh. 380 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,194 I'm such a lucky man! 381 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:43,806 Uh-oh. 382 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,461 Baby! 383 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,854 It's Principal Biggs! 384 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,072 Okay, we're caught. 385 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,334 She knows. No. 386 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,988 -She knows. -It's okay. It's okay. 387 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,774 I watched my mom talk to teachers high all the time. 388 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,775 All you need to do -- 389 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:56,950 Okay, what you need to do, 390 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,039 you need to use huge words. Okay. 391 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,388 And you gotta talk really slow. 392 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,868 No! No, Bow, I got this. 393 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,217 It'll work. It'll work. I got this. No, I got this. 394 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,393 Hey, Biggsy. 395 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,786 To what do we owe the pleasure? 396 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,875 Guess whose kids got caught 397 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,573 painting the word "moist" onto the football field? 398 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,314 Who? The Conners'? 399 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,751 Meet me at the school and get your damn kids, 400 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,274 and then we need to have a talk. 401 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,581 Okay, Bow, 402 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,713 I-I can't go get the kids like this. 403 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,150 -It's okay. -I can't drive like this. 404 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,021 I can barely talk like this. It's okay. 405 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,895 See, this is exactly what I was afraid of. 406 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,722 We're gonna have to go walk to get the kids. 407 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,594 Then we'll get stopped by the police 408 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,205 because we will be suspicious-looking Black people 409 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,946 and they will arrest us and we'll go to jail 410 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,906 and I'll lose my job... 411 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,125 and everything that we've worked so hard to 412 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,780 will crumble to dust because I made a mistake! 413 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,130 How could I be so stupid? No. 414 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,829 Oh, I should have listened to Jesse Jackson 415 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,701 when he said nope to dope and ugh to drugs! 416 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,224 Ohhhhh! 417 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,407 Hello. Welcome home. 418 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,626 Uh ...p. 419 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,410 Okay. 420 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:10,066 Everybody is home safe and sound. Yay. 421 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,286 Ms. Biggs want to talk to you guys on Monday. 422 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,809 Okay. Oh -- 423 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,332 She hopes your hemorrhoid surgery goes fine. 424 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,030 What? Hmm. -Why would she say that? 425 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,815 You ask me for a favor, I set the terms. 426 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,382 Hey -- Wow. 427 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,516 So... 428 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,259 I just want to remind you guys that in this country, 429 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,131 we are innocent -- 430 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,960 There is spray paint on his hands. Go upstairs. 431 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,310 No, no, no. I-I can explain. 432 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,095 I was, uh -- I was spray...painting. 433 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,270 No. -No. 434 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,445 Come on, Jack. 435 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,143 I cracked. 436 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,710 Unbelievable. 437 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,148 Man. We messed this up. 438 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,193 Well... 439 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,891 at least they didn't know we were high. 440 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,718 They probably just think Devante hid our keys 441 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,850 and we'll find them tomorrow. 442 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,982 Okay. 443 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,548 All of this right here? Yes. 444 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,985 This is just a part of why 445 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,291 I do not do the marijuana. 446 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,641 Dre, it worked for me. 447 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,948 It did. I was so relaxed, 448 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,255 and I got reconnected to my younger self. 449 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,170 Bow, you were talking to a pineapple. 450 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,301 No, Dre. 451 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,608 A pineapple was talking to me. 452 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,393 Listen, come on, come on. 453 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,700 You know it was fun. It wasn't that bad. 454 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:19,962 Well... 455 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,877 You're right. It was fun at first. 456 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,705 But then we got that call, 457 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,707 and I started to spiral out... 458 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,969 Yeah. ...and then it became 459 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,840 the opposite of relaxing. 460 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,712 It was like a -- a living nightmare 461 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,322 that I couldn't get out of. 462 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,542 When you're high, -you are extra dramatic. -Okay, look. 463 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,239 I wish that I could let my guard down. 464 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,981 I wish that I could turn my brain off 465 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,680 and know that everything was going to be all good, 466 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,118 but I can't, because deep down inside, 467 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:48,338 I know that everything is not going to be all good. 468 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,340 I-I'm always on alert. 469 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,865 I hear you. 470 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,911 But that's what the weed was for. 471 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,609 -Come on. -To take all this stuff off your shoulders, Dre, 472 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,263 so you could just chill out. 473 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,699 Okay, hey. 474 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,875 I think it's too late for me to learn 475 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,573 how to turn all of that off. Okay. 476 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,662 And honestly, I don't want to, 477 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,142 because it's just not me. 478 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,360 Okay. 479 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,492 If edibles aren't for you, 480 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:12,710 then we need to find something else 481 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:13,798 that's gonna help you relax. 482 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,496 Okay. 483 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,803 Because sitting on that floor coloring 484 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:22,459 was the most fun that I have had in such a long time. 485 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,157 Yeah. Me too. 486 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,729 I'm still a little high. 487 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,166 Hey, baby. Hey. 488 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,951 Just let me grab my butterscotches 489 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,300 to pass out to the kids at church, 490 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,823 and we can go. 491 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,303 Where's your little girlfriend? 492 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,044 Olivia had to study, 493 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,439 but I am ready to close the door on my life of sin. 494 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,355 So, she chose marijuana over you. 495 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,226 I doubt she's studying. 496 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,098 Probably somewhere blazing up. 497 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,838 Grandma, please don't talk about her that way. 498 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,362 She is not a bad person. 499 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,146 But is she a good person? 500 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,800 I don't know if hanging out with her 501 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,324 is gonna get you a seat in the Kingdom. 502 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,109 And there ain't no water hoses in Hell. 503 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,764 My girlfriend is not going to Hell. 504 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,114 And to tell you the truth, 505 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,376 she's not studying, 506 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,073 but she's also not blazing up. 507 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:14,294 She just didn't want to come to the revival, Grandma. 508 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,035 And if I'm coming clean, 509 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:20,604 the weed that you smelled was mine, not Olivia's. 510 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,605 I'm sorry. 511 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,520 Junior. 512 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:27,089 You know how I feel about, uh...marijuana. 513 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,612 I know. 514 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,311 And you decided to tell me the truth anyway. 515 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,660 Just like your father 516 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,836 when he started dating your mother. 517 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,491 Before her, I could say any old thing 518 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,014 about the heifers he dated. 519 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,668 Hmm. 520 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:44,628 But when I called your mother a "hippie dirt woman," 521 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,630 he asked me not to talk about her like that. 522 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,110 What? 523 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,374 That's how I knew that hippie dirt woman was special. 524 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,420 So is Olivia. 525 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,770 Well, I'm happy for you, 526 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,946 and I'm glad you told me the truth. 527 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,991 Thanks, Grandma. Mm, alright. 528 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,124 Where the hell you think you're going? 529 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,300 Oh, I was just gonna go outside and --Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh-unh. 530 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,997 You're coming to church with me. 531 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,956 The revival's gonna shake that weed 532 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,131 right out of your soul. 533 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,090 And put on a suit. You look like a clown. 534 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,439 Come on. 535 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,270 Look, Jack, I'm sorry I got you in trouble. 536 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,576 Diane, I'm not mad we got caught. 537 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,926 I'm mad that you told me everyone admired my drip 538 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,624 when all you really needed was a lookout. 539 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,147 Jack, what are you talking about? 540 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,192 You were part of the team. 541 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,150 The worst part of the team. 542 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,760 The part no one wants. 543 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,241 You invited me because I was the only sucker who would do it. 544 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,634 No, I invited you 545 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,549 because you're the only person I trust. 546 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,681 Anyone else would have bailed when those floodlights hit, 547 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,248 but you tried to warn us. 548 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,033 It's not your fault that they had the exits covered. 549 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,426 It actually may have been. 550 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,645 I probably shouldn't have Instagrammed 551 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,386 my lookout position. 552 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,302 You know, before I got my phone taken away, 553 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,739 everyone was texting about what a great guy you are. 554 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,697 Greg Curtis even got your number 555 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,134 so he could invite you to his next party. 556 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,135 Oh. 557 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,223 For real? Mm-hmm. 558 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,660 That's so cool. 559 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,662 Oh, God, what am I gonna wear? 560 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,054 Greg's probably going to juvie, 561 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,752 so we got time to figure that out. 562 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,929 Hey, son, you got a second? 563 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,672 I know I came down really hard on you 564 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,977 about the weed thing, 565 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,241 but hear me out. 566 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,243 I don't trust that the world is ready 567 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,507 to see a Black man smoke weed without consequences. 568 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,899 I mean, hell, 569 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,250 I get nervous checking my cellphone on the corner. 570 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,209 No, I -- I get it. 571 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,429 I know that people look at me smoking differently 572 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,995 than if I were my White friends. 573 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,780 That is why I'm extra cautious, 574 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,869 but I appreciate you looking out. 575 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,959 If I'm being honest, son... 576 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,222 I'm jealous that you can get high 577 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,397 and tune out the world. 578 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,790 I mean, I got high, 579 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,400 and I checked all of our security cameras. 580 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,054 We got a blind spot in the garage. 581 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:49,144 Oh, yeah, that sounds like the opposite of fun. 582 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,493 You know, when I'm faded, 583 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,321 I like to throw a bunch of towels in the dryer 584 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,844 and then wrap them around myself 585 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,237 and pretend that I'm in the womb. 586 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,760 And that works, huh? 587 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:57,500 Yeah. 588 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,502 Never felt safer. 589 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,331 But if it doesn't work for you and it makes you feel paranoid, 590 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,680 it's just not for you. 591 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,814 Well, son, as long as you're being safe. 592 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,250 You know, I'm... 593 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,078 I'm just happy that you found something 594 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,994 that helps you relax. 595 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,518 And you know if you ever want to hang out, 596 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,259 we don't have to smoke. 597 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,608 Oh, no, I think I'm gonna need 598 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,914 a little bit of something,though. 599 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,350 Hey, you wanna play -some "2 -K"? 600 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,873 Oh, yeah. I'm down. 601 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,659 Just let me, uh, run to the garage for a second. 602 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,182 Oh. Okay. Yeah. 603 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,618 Yeah. Yeah. Do that. 604 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,751 Oh! Hey. 605 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,754 Let me show you that, uh, blind spot in the garage. 606 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,885 Why don't you? 607 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,294 What is she doing? 608 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,643 I guess it's true. 609 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,515 A working mother never sleeps. 610 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,910 Is she talking to a pineapple? 611 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,045 Oh, honey.