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At the peak of success,
no one ever believes
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their time at the top
is going to end.
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At the height of their power,
the Egyptians never imagined
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that the pyramids would
turn into a tourist trap.
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But the fact is,
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everyone and everything
only get their 15 minutes.
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Hey, there, baby girl.
What you working on?
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I'm doing an assignment
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about a dead culture
that I picked for class.
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Oh, okay.
Which one is that?
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Hip hop.
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Hip hop is dead?
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As a horse
at the Santa Anita racetrack.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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Hey.
Hey.
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Bow, will you tell
your daughter
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that hip hop
is not dead?
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What?!
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MC Lyte, Queen Latifah,and Bahamadia
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have a concert this Sundayat the Pasadena Playhouse.
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So hip hop is fine.
Bam.
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Sorry, Dad, but when
the best rapper alive
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is a dead guy,
you've got problems.
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Okay, first off,
the best rapper alive is Rakim.
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Hey!
Alright?
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And he's still with us.
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I think.
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Look, I know why you think
the way you do
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after seeing Migos
ride those big wheels
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in that soda commercial,
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but hip hop is more
than just music.
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It's a statement
of rebellion.
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It's inventive
and creative.
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Banksy is hip hop.
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The stepback three
is hip hop.
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I'm hip hop.
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That's why I can wear
this gold chain to work.
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Well, you told them it was
your emotional support chain.
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How hip hop is that?
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Well, you should be
thanking hip hop
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for this house, for your
private school education,
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and for the clothes
on your back,
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because if it weren't
for hip hop,
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I wouldn't have been ableto break through in advertising.
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So you should find another
dead culture to talk about.
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Like the Mesopotamians
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or Black baseball fans.
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Hip hop dead? Please.
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I brought hip hop swagger
to Stevens & Lido,
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and that made me the king.
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Uh-oh!
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Someone broke out
Sally, huh?
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Look at that.
24 karat solid gold Cuban link.
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-Wow!
-Ooh!
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Well, we've got
a pitch today,
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so I had to bring in the Dre
that always closes the deal.
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-Ah.
-Very well done, Dre.
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That's why I'm wearingmy lucky pitch underwear,
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which isno underwear at all.
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Hm.
Look, Dre.
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I love it when you get
dressed like this,
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'cause this swaggerwins us accounts.
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Your authentic
realness --
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it seals the deal,
time and time again.
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Before I met you,
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I thought restorative justice
was a clothing line.
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Every day, you teach me
with your hip hop knowledge.
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Everything else I know
comes from, uh,
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experimenting with it
in college.
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♪ Always been down, down
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♪ If I ever didn't thank
you, you ♪
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♪ Then just let me
do it now ♪
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Yeah, my lacrosse team
locked me in my car
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with 311's first album
on repeat.
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Joke's on them because I loved
them rhymes.
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Wait, you think
that's hip hop?
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Uh, yeah.
The real stuff.
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Not like that trash
they got today.
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Oh, I love
today's hip hop.
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They're always telling youabout the kind of clothes
they're wearing,
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which makes it real easy
to shop for the look.
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And it is a real
moneymaker.
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Look at this guy
50 Cents, okay?
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He dehydrates themin the club,
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and then he turns aroundand sells them flavored water.
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And how did guys like you
learn about 50?
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From Dre Johnson.
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-No doubt.
-Exactly.
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I am the person that keeps you
connected to the youth
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so you can always
stay on trend.
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We're gonna need you to bring
some of that flavor
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to today's pitch, Dre.
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You know I will.
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I always bring my hip hop magic
to our pitches.
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That's what makes me
indispensable to this company.
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Ah! I, too, am indispensable
to this company.
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I'm the only person
who can pronounce
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the security guard's name.
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It's Shaunton'dre.
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Shaun-ton.
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While I was taking
Stevens & Lido into the future
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with hip hop,
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Bow was going through
her musical past.
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Ah!
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"Rainbow's breakup mix
volume forty."
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How many of those
did I make?
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Hey, Junior,want to come sit down,
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hear how Deborah Cox
was the soundtrack
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to the best summer
of my life?
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Aw!
Sorry, Mom, but I can't.
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Oh.
I have plans.
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But, you know,
some other time,
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I would love to look through
your record book
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and hear some stories.
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Any time.
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You know where to find me,
sweetheart.
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Bye, Mom.
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Bye. Be right here.
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Look at this.
This is...
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Hey, Mom?
Mm?
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What you got there?
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Oh, it's just a book
of nostalgia.
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It's nothing.
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Well, I'm not --
I'm not doing anything.
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If -- If you want,
we can hang out.
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Really?
Mm.
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Yeah, come sit down.
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Look at this, huh?
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Look at all of this.
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These are the most Blu-rays
I've ever seen.
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Oh, my God.
These are not Blu-rays.
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These are CDs.
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Mm.
This is some of the music
that shaped my life.
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It turned me into the woman
that I am today.
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Wait.
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"Jock Jams"?
Mm-hmm.
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But you're not a jock.
You're a doctor.
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Oh, son.
Mm.
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Even I need to pump up
the volume sometimes.
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Hm. Fascinating.
Right?
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Well,
I'll get us some water,
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and then I'll put these
into the PlayStation
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and see what happens.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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I was ready to once again
put the agency on my back
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and carry it
across the finish line.
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I was about to put
some hip hop mustard
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all up on this mayo pitch.
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Okay, guys.
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So, we have a shot
of a sandwich.
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Then we see a dad.
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We go back to the sandwich
even tighter.
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Then we see
the dad's eyes.
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He's mesmerized by it.
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Finally, he can't resist
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but to pick up the sandwich
and take a bite from it.
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And this is the song
that's playing
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underneath all of it.
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♪ Unh, unh, unh♪
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♪ C'mon♪
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My special set of skills
was getting it done yet again.
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I had them eating
out of the palm of my hand.
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I was hip hop,
and hip hop was me,
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and we were both
going to live forever.
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♪ Poppa been smooth
since days of Underoos♪
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♪ Never lose, never choose to♪Wait.
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Are these guys laughing?
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♪ Talk goes through us♪
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Hey. What's wrong?
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No, no.
It -- It's great.
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It's, uh...
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It's an old-school dad
kinda vibe.
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Yeah, like --like, it ain't fresh ....
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...but that's what
you were going for.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, e-exactly.
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I mean, wow.
Look at you.
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You're dressed the same way
I was dressed
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at our company's
'90s party.
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Like, you went in
for the pitch, bro.
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Y-You must be in a rap group --
Run-DM Dre.
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Yeah, you know, actually,
Dre still has a two-way pager.
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I feel like I'm hanging
with Mr. Cooper.
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Wait, this -- this
his favorite dance.
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Look.
Hunh, hunh, hunh!
Hey!
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-Hunh, hunh! Hey!
-What's up?
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-Go around! Go!
-Hunh, hunh!
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Hey! Hey!
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-That's you! That's you!
-That's you! That's you!
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Those mayo chumps
were clowning me?
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I needed to talk
to someone else
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from hip hop's
greatest generation.
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Man, that was messed up.
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The way they were laughing at me
in there, man.
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And then they were talking as if
we weren't relevant anymore.
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Charlie, we have
the reputations
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of being the hip hop guys
around here.
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-Yeah.
-If we lose that, then...
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then we become
Black Josh.
Yeah.
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Josh was Black Josh
for Halloween last year.
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It did not go well.
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And who the hell
do they think they are
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throwing shade
on Biggie's name?
Mm-hmm.
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You and I both know that
this new stuff ain't it.
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Uh, uh, uh, excuse me.
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You're not
my public defender.
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I can speak for myself.
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I love today's hip hop.
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-Are you serious?
-No, no, no, no.
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I'm plugged
the whole way in.
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Besides, this is how I keep up
with the ladies.
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I met a 22-year-old grad student
at a Yung Baby Tate show.
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She makes me feel stupid
all the time, and I love it.
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Okay, look here, Charlie, it's
just you and me talking, okay?
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Mm-hmm.
So you can be honest.
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This stuff is not as good
as it used to be.
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Well...you just
don't get it,
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and that's what makes you
irrelevant.
What?
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You're starting to sound like
my uncle who refused to change.
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He died in a nightclub,
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screaming at the DJ,
"Play more Heavy D!"
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That's horrible,
Charlie.
Mm.
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But that's not me, man.
I can adapt.
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Heavy D?
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Yeah.
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Weird part was,
I was the DJ.
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Don't be like
my Uncle Marcus, Dre.
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Oh. Hey, Jack.
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Where's Mom?
I got her a caramel macchiato.
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Oh, so now you have time
for her?
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What are you
talking about?
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You ditched Mom to make mugs
with your girlfriend.
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But I lifted her up.
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We read each other's
horoscopes
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and thought of ways that we
could improve in the new year.
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You messed up, baby.
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Okay.
Cut it out, Jack.
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Mom needs things
you could never give her.
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You don't even know what kind of
milk substitute she uses.
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Almond?
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Sorry, kid.
It's soy.
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You see...
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Mom and I have a special bond
that can't be replaced.
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So, you both drink coffee.
Big deal.
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We don't just
"drink" coffee.
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Our barista, Henry,
makes us two drinks
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whenever one of us goes
into our Starbucks,
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because he knows
that's just how we do.
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We sip, we laugh, we grow.
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Together.
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She is mine.
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Not yours.
253
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,724
I think she's mine.
254
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,553
Face it, Jack.
You're just her side-son.
Hm.
255
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,555
If she has a choice
between the two of us,
256
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,514
we both know
who she'll pick.
Okay.
257
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,083
"I miss you a latte.
Back porch chat?"
258
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,302
Mermaid emoji,
coffee emoji.
259
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,303
Send.
260
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,870
Let's see.
261
00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,920
She chose you.
262
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,313
Yeah, I think your time
is finished, playboy.
263
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,924
I've gotta go meet Mom.
264
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,665
But why don't you spend
the afternoon in your memories?
265
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,323
Wow.
266
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:48,326
I wasn't going to let myself
be irrelevant,
267
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,329
which meant I needed to get up
on this new stuff
268
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,462
if it was
the last thing I did.
269
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,856
YoungBoy Never Broke Again?
270
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,423
That's not a rap name.
That's a sentence.
271
00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,034
What are you doing?
272
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,992
Oh. Checking out
this new-wave hip hop.
273
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,211
Uh...
274
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,604
It's, uh --
it's great.
275
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,780
Really?
Mm-hmm.
276
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,956
'Cause your nose
is bleeding.
277
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,132
What?
278
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,699
Alright.
279
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,962
Alright, I hate it.
280
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,965
But I've got to know it,
otherwise I can't do my job.
281
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,183
Tell me this.
282
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,403
How are these artists
even popular?
283
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,839
Lil Uzi Vert?
284
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:23,884
Trippie Redd?
285
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,276
Moneybagg Yo?
286
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,930
Bad Bunny?
287
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,324
I can't even understand
a word that brother says.
288
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,935
It's like anybody can be
a rapper now.
289
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,721
All you need is a drum machine
and a Supreme T-shirt.
290
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,113
Isn't your generation
the one
291
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,855
that came up with
the Humpty Dumpty Dance?
292
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,249
It's the Humpty Dance.
293
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,164
And I'll give you
a million dollars right now
294
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,253
and you'd never be able
to come up with something
as great as that.
295
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,472
I'd do it for $20.
296
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,040
But I'm not the one
who has something to prove.
297
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,041
Okay.
298
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,477
Watch me prove it!
299
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,044
Yeah! Just watch me!
I'mma prove it!
300
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,393
A-And just for that,
301
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,352
I'm not taking you with me
to go see,
302
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,745
uh...
303
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,835
Ski Mask the Slump God!
304
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,272
What kind of name
is that?!
305
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,497
Hah! Are you ready
for video game night?
306
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,325
You know I am.
What do you want to play?
307
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,675
"Fortnite"? "FIFA"?
308
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,850
Ooh, I got "Madden."
309
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,242
Well, it used to be
more fun,
310
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,896
but now all the players
just get concussions.
311
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,246
I was thinking
that we would play...
312
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,509
Ooh!
313
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,644
..."Sudoku 4K."
314
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,863
The number puzzle?
315
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,299
It's not
a numbers puzzle.
316
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,735
No, no, no.
317
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,869
This, my dear Jack,
is a brainteaser.
318
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,871
It is a scholastic
add-on,
319
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,047
a math refresher!
320
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,092
Why does this
-need to be in 4
-K?
321
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:45,356
Alright, my darling,
you go first.
322
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,358
Yep.
323
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,751
Uh, w-when does
the game start?
324
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,752
What?!
325
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,754
It's already started! Go!
326
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,147
Sweetheart,
play the five.
327
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,584
Play the five!
328
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,933
Okay,
this is so much fun.
329
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,500
Real fun. Uh...
330
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,110
Yes.
331
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,808
Go! Fast.
332
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,506
"Glennon"?
333
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,291
Damn, these White people names
are killing me.
334
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,076
Junior,
you have to help me.
335
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,079
What can I do for you,
playboy?
336
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,298
It's Mom.
She's going overboard.
337
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,648
We spent the last two hours
playing a Sudoku video game.
338
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,130
The one with Maddow
on the cover?
339
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,089
I haven't even
played that yet.
340
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,308
I swear, if you took
the Wolf Blitzer avatar,
341
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,919
I am gonna be so pissed.
342
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,095
Now she wants to re-create the
"Lady Marmalade" music video.
343
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,531
Who'd you get?
344
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,098
Christina? Missy?
345
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,403
P!nk.
346
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,796
You don't have the pipes
for that.
347
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,058
Or the calves.
348
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,452
Junior, you have to
take Mom back.
349
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,368
Okay, man,
it is not that easy, alright?
350
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,761
You have to
let her down gently.
351
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,719
She has
a high-pressure job.
352
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,330
-Lives could be at stake.
-Mm-hmm.
353
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,942
And besides,
you owe her that much.
354
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,291
Okay, what if --
hear me out...
355
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,771
Okay.
356
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,164
...I don't want to?
357
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,775
Fine, I'll do it.
358
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,559
I'll break up with Mom.
359
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,690
Good man.
360
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,520
Man, they grow up so fast.
361
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,914
First relationship with Mom.
362
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,525
Hip hop may have
knocked me down for a minute,
363
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,310
but I trained and focused,
364
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,921
and I was ready to fight
another day.
365
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:16,534
Okay, this campaign is now
completed and finished.
366
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:19,537
Dre, all we need now
is a song for the spot.
367
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,104
And, uh, we got to kind of
hurry it up
368
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,106
'cause I got a bag of popcorn
in the microwave.
369
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,108
So, who is the hot
young artist, huh?
370
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,719
Alright, well, you know,
you came to the right guy.
371
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,679
And I think the rapper
we should use...
372
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,767
Lil Pizza Boy.
373
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,160
Whoa. What?
374
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,379
Are you kidding?
Lil Pizza Boy? Come on.
375
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,381
He was canceled
for selling baby tigers
376
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,948
out of the back
of his SUV, Dre.
377
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,384
Come on. Next.
Let's go.
378
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,821
You got to do
-better than that.
-Okay.
379
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,866
Alright.
Well, you know, um...
380
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,086
I have a million other rappers
to choose from.
381
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,870
-Good.
-You know, so,
let's go with, uh --
382
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,872
Dre, seriously,
what do you got?
Mm.
383
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,700
Uh, how about, uh,
we go with, uh...
384
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,572
Come on.
385
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,575
Something new and current that'll help you keep your job.
386
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,752
♪ Unh, unh, c'mon
387
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,624
♪ Ha, sicker than your average
388
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,626
♪ Poppa twist cabbage
off instinct ♪
389
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,062
♪ ...don't think...stink
390
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,064
♪ Pink gators,
my Detroit players ♪
391
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,457
♪ Timbs for my --
392
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,895
Dre, who, uh...
393
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,114
Who do you got?
394
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,554
You know, we could
just, um...
395
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,907
Uh, we -- we --
we -- we -- we --
396
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,735
we could always
go with "Hypnotize."
397
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,129
I mean, you know,
i-it's a classic for a reason.
398
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,305
Are you kidding? I could have
come up with "Hypnotize,"
399
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,567
for God's sakes.
400
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,916
Is that really
the best you have?
401
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,962
Okay, look, guys,
I just --
402
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,529
I just don't have it
anymore, alright?
403
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,183
I'm washed.
404
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,709
And I am unwashed.
405
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,712
Today is laundry day.
406
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,931
If you'll excuse me.
407
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,201
Hey, Dre.
Hey.
408
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,637
There you are.
409
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,510
Thought maybe we had lost you
to the streets.
410
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,947
Eh, I don't know what happened
back there.
411
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,689
Yeah, it's my job to bring you
what's hot and what's new.
412
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,125
That's my sky hook.
413
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,953
It's what made me
unguardable.
414
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,955
And if that's not hitting,
415
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,565
I might as well be writing
articles on jazz
416
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,784
for "The Huffington Post."
417
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,351
Ah, I wouldn't worry
about it, Dre.
418
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,787
Everyone has an off day.
419
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,484
Not me.
Not with this.
420
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,052
I mean, you hired me
to be your hip hop guy,
421
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,141
so I got to do whatever
I need to do to bring that.
422
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,404
Hold up, y-you think
you're just our hip hop guy?
423
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,840
"Hip hop." "Urban."
424
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,364
Whatever you want to call it,
but, yeah.
425
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,583
Dre, you are just
our guy.
426
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,759
I mean, yes, initially,
we brought you in
427
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:35,935
because we wanted someone
428
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,154
with a knowledge
of Black culture, yeah.
429
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,287
Eh, well,
the job listing did say
430
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,507
the application process is
"no thang but a chicken wing."
431
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,161
Yeah. That, uh...
432
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,771
That was a blunder.
433
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,817
But, uh, now, Dre,
I gotta say,
434
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,820
you know, I trust your instincts
on all our campaigns.
435
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,996
Before we finalize a pitch,
you're the one I go to.
436
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,867
You are our closer.
437
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,434
So, I'm not just...
438
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,262
your Black guy?
439
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,611
Of course not.
440
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,744
Truth is, Dre,
441
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,703
the best decision I ever made
for this company was hiring you.
442
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,488
That's the truth.
443
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,837
Alright.
444
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,621
Oh! Hey, listen.
445
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,754
Don't stop knowing
the Black stuff, though,
446
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,495
you know, because, uh...
447
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,497
I, uh -- I can't rely
on Charlie for that.
448
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,889
Yesterday, he insisted
449
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,022
that Al Sharpton invented
the Sharpie.
450
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,284
Yeah.
451
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,201
Hm.
452
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,638
Hey, Jack.
453
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,031
Just getting
my game tight
454
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,815
so that when we go
online later,
455
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,818
we can talk some trash
to the old ladies.
456
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:37,344
Yeah, actually,
I think we need to talk.
457
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,781
Oh. Okay, what's up?
458
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,609
Oh.
459
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,177
Look, hanging out with you
has been a blast,
460
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,700
but, you know,
461
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:49,399
I think we're just at really
different points in our lives.
462
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,359
What are you
talking about?
463
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,969
I don't think
I'm built for this.
464
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,579
I mean, I love spending time
with you,
465
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,539
but I just can't be
your best friend like Junior is.
466
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,019
Oh.
467
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,890
I can't be
your everything.
468
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,283
Mm-kay.
469
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,067
Um, so...
470
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,290
...you think that Junior
is my best friend?
471
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,595
Mm-hmm.
472
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,343
No.
473
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,302
But you were so sad when Junior
couldn't hang out with you.
474
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,738
Yeah.
That's 'cause
475
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,305
I enjoy spending time
with him and he's my son.
476
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,481
It's the same way that I enjoy
spending time with you,
477
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:31,137
but, Jack, I have
real friends, okay?
478
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,312
And they're grown-ups.
479
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,965
And I also have your dad,
480
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,750
and he is technically
an adult.
481
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,492
So, thank you so much
for looking out for me,
482
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,928
but mnh-mnh.
483
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,712
Nope.
I don't need none of y'all.
484
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:42,713
Mnh-mnh.
485
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,193
Great.
Yeah.
486
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,587
Because I still have no idea
how to play Sudoku.
487
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,588
I was just
pressing buttons.
488
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,155
Mm.
I know that, honey.
489
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,765
I knew we were in trouble
when you said
490
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,332
you wanted to be
the thimble.
491
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,421
Oh. What --
492
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,465
Oh! Ha!
Hi.
493
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,250
Hey, Mom.
494
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,382
Didn't know
-you were home.
-Oh, I'm home.
495
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:03,430
And it just so happens that
Henry made you your usual.
496
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,606
Oh, my God.
He is the best.
497
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:06,607
Mm-hmm.
498
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,738
Did he propose to Mavis?
499
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,220
Do I have a storyfor you.
500
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,135
What do you say?
Back porch?
501
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,136
Coffee talk?
502
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,704
I would like that...
503
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,314
a latte!
504
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,316
Right?!
505
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,144
Oh, you just get better
and better.
506
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,493
-Oh, thank you.
-Cheers.
Cheers.
507
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,886
Alright.
508
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,714
So, tell me...
509
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,108
Oh!
510
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,718
"A latte."
511
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,546
That was actually pretty good.
512
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,156
Four, four.
Yes.
513
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,549
Hey, babe.
514
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,159
Five ...ah?
515
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:41,163
I had the wildest conversation
with Stevens at work today.
516
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,034
Was he fishing
for compliments
517
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,601
'cause he hired
a White chauffeur?
518
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,168
One...
Even wilder.
519
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,169
No.
520
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,605
He told me he valued me.
521
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,042
Oh.
That I'm his go-to guy.
522
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,175
Now, this may sound weird
coming from me.
523
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,611
Mm-hmm.
524
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,961
But do I not know
how great I am?
525
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,180
Well, let me see.
526
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,964
You enter a room
527
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,663
screaming,
"I'm the champ,"
528
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,055
so, no, you don't have
that problem.
529
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,666
Babe, I'm serious,
alright?
530
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,234
You know,
I feel like sometimes
531
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,105
I put a limit
on my ambition
532
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,108
by only seeing myself
as a Black ad exec.
533
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,457
Hm.
534
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,198
I was worried about
being irrelevant,
535
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,245
but the truth is...
536
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,247
I never really saw
my value.
537
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,858
Well, that's the trap.
538
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,861
I have been called
a great Black doctor
539
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,777
or a great female doctor
so many times
540
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,126
that I don't know
what it would be like
541
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,955
if I was just
a great doctor, period.
542
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,957
That's it
right there, babe.
543
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,090
Because I am a great adman,
period.
544
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,266
True.
545
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,876
Maybe I need to start
thinking like that.
546
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,270
Maybe I've grown out
of being
547
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,924
just a Senior Vice President
of Urban.
548
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:50,232
Maybe I need to start looking
at a bigger pond.
549
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,626
Maybe you do.
550
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,845
I like this for you.
Mm-hmm.
551
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,413
A little mid-life evolution,
huh?
552
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,632
You're like --
553
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,373
You're like Jay-Z.
554
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,809
What?
555
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,464
He was just a rapper.
Mm-hmm.
556
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:08,250
But now he's an art collector,
he's a real estate developer,
557
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:12,254
and he makes a champagne
that always gets me up.
558
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,822
Well, it is the only champagne
that comes with a screw top.
559
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,781
I think we have a bottle of that
somewhere around here.
560
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,218
Oh, we have a whole case.
561
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,784
Do we?
In the cabinet.
562
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,569
In the cabinet?
To the left.
563
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,266
Whoo! Hey!
564
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,789
Is it too early
for champagne?
Nope.
565
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,400
Bow was right.
566
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,576
I wasn't irrelevant.
567
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,752
I was evolving,
just like hip hop.
568
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,191
Oh, hey, Dad.
569
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,584
Good news, man.
570
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:40,021
You're not gonna have to pay me
a million dollars.
571
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,371
I can't come up with a song
better than "The Humpty Dance."
572
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:45,374
There's a reason
it's a classic.
573
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:49,813
Alright, Humpty and Shock Gwere the same person.
574
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,380
My Uncle Melvin
tried to tell us,
575
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,600
but we just thoughtit was the dementia.
576
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,820
You and I both need to givethis new stuff another try.
577
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,344
I mean, just becauseI don't know what it is
578
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,519
doesn't mean
it's not good.
579
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,303
-Maybe.
-Alright. Hey, hey.
580
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,870
Listen to it with me.
581
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,437
♪ Pop that,
drop a bag on me♪
582
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,395
♪ Said pop that,
drop a bag on me♪
583
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:07,527
Hey!
584
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:08,745
Oh, this is hot!
585
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:09,964
-Dad?
-Huh?
586
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:10,965
Your nose.
587
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:11,966
What?
588
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,446
♪ Hard on the...♪
589
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,751
♪ Now go hard on the...
hard on the...♪
590
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,753
Ugh.
591
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,146
I'm starting to thinkthese nosebleeds
592
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,191
aren't related
to the music.
593
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,758
Babe!
594
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,239
It's happening again!