1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:04,874 Dre: Rainbow Johnson is truly a great mom, 2 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:07,833 and she loves all her children. 3 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:11,489 But let's just say if she could only save one from a fire, 4 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:15,058 I wouldn't want to be Zoey, Jack, Diane, or Devante. 5 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,626 Junior is clearly her favorite. 6 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,716 They go on road trips to taste rare cheeses 7 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:24,067 and have deep discussions in their two-person book club 8 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:26,678 that, believe me, you don't want to join. 9 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:29,420 They enjoy Sunday morning affirmations 10 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:32,423 followed by Sunday afternoon pedicures. 11 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,903 You gonna do my toes? 12 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,774 Of course. 13 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,907 So when Junior started dating Olivia, 14 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,170 you'd think there would be some tension. 15 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,912 But Bow welcomed her with open arms 16 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:45,523 because she loves seeing Junior happy. 17 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,873 Somebody's got a birthday coming up. 18 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,266 [ Tapping counter ] 19 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:52,748 What are you two going to do to celebrate, huh? 20 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:55,272 Oh, well, you know I like to keep things low-key. 21 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:56,404 W-- No, you don't. 22 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,753 No, I don't! 23 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,885 I'm going to blow it up! 24 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,539 [ Laughs ] First thing, first stop, 25 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,932 we are gonna go to Shakey's... Yes. 26 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,064 ...and get my name on the sign out front. 27 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,152 Yes! Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:06,762 Fifteen years in a row, 29 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,590 we got to keep this tradition going! 30 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,244 Okay? 31 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,985 Listen, Olivia, you are going to love it. 32 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:16,076 We add one new tradition 33 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,861 for every year of this young man's life. 34 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:20,950 So we got a ton of stops this year. 35 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,995 What?! Okay. [ Clears throat ] 36 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,736 Snorkeling in the tide pools, 37 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,651 climbing up to the Hollywood sign... 38 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:27,696 Okay, wait. 39 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,306 So you guys do this every year? 40 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,873 Yes. 41 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,093 Olivia, do you not have 42 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,356 any special birthday traditions 43 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,835 that you do with your mom? 44 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:37,836 Well, yeah, sure. 45 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,360 Usually, in the morning 46 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,318 she sends me a happy birthday text. 47 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,190 A t-- A -- A text? Uh-huh. 48 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,626 And she e-mails me a cash gift card, 49 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,149 which is nice, you know? 50 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,716 Yes. Oh, Junior, we're gonna be late. 51 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:48,934 -We got to go. -Oh, okay. 52 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,327 Yes. Get out of here. 53 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:51,633 See you later, -Dr. Johnson. -Bye, Mom. 54 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,722 A cash gift card? 55 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,289 [ Gasps ] 56 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,029 Black Jesus! 57 00:01:57,073 --> 00:02:02,122 --Captions by VITAC-- 58 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:03,427 Dre. Hmm? 59 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,299 We have a serious problem. 60 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,649 Okay, babe, I don't care how loud it gets. 61 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,607 I'm not going to a sleep doctor. 62 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,131 No, it's Olivia. 63 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:14,482 She has an arm's length relationship with her mother. 64 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:17,876 Ruby, can you imagine getting Dre 65 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,575 a Macy's gift card for his birthday? 66 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:21,924 Of course not. 67 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,100 That's the kind of gift a bank gives you 68 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,493 when you open an account. Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,190 Yeah, there's something going on there. 70 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,888 Yeah, it's called a normal relationship. 71 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,848 Your mother puts a pintof ice cream between her thighs 72 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,284 to pre-soften it for you. 73 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,634 Well, if you know a better way to do it, 74 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:37,722 I'm listening. 75 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,071 I don't know, babe. 76 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,856 You know, that falls somewhere in between 77 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:43,206 not a problem and not your problem, alright? 78 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,208 I don't think you should get in the middle of it. 79 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,470 Or... 80 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:49,299 maybe I could help themgrow a little closer. 81 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,910 It's like peoplewho buy supermarket wine. 82 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,912 You want to tell them you could have 83 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,045 something so much betterfor the same price 84 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,699 and it won't come outof a bladder. 85 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:58,569 Ruby: You know what I say? 86 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,223 Hmm? 87 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:03,226 Get in thereand pull the pin on that grenade 88 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,227 and see what happens. 89 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,881 Yeah,she's not your child. 90 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,187 Dre: You know what? 91 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,231 If nobody's going to listen to me, 92 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,537 I'm going to get some ice cream. 93 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,061 Oh, let me just getmy sweatpants on, boo! 94 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:13,497 Oh, hey, Mama. Huh? 95 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,673 Catch! Oh! [ Laughs ] 96 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,762 ♪ 97 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,503 You should learn how to do that for me, babe. 98 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:20,548 Mm-hmm. 99 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:22,506 I do enough for you, Dre. 100 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,204 I mean,it was a crazy steep hill, 101 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,031 but it ain't no thang for ya boy. 102 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,511 I fell off a roof once 103 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,209 and I stillkept my Jordans crispy. 104 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,384 [ Laughs ] 105 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:33,038 Wow, you're like a tall Tom Cruise! 106 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,650 Well, I'll call you back in five, okay? 107 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:36,868 Don't miss me too much. 108 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,261 [ Cellphone beeps ] Alright. 109 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,394 Mm. 110 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:42,047 Sup? 111 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:44,049 I need you to be my alibi this weekend. 112 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,442 My friends and I are doing 113 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,227 the Black Pretty WomanChallenge. 114 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,576 It's where you hang outin a fancy store 115 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,231 until a snooty White employeestarts hassling you. 116 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,233 Ooh! We're going viral. 117 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,017 I like that you're out there doing the work. 118 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,453 Mm-hmm. But I can't. 119 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,238 Of course you can! 120 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,065 We've done this tons of times. 121 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,545 -You know, -I'll write our cover story 122 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,720 on your palm like always. 123 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,069 But in Sharpie 124 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,680 in case you decideto eat a papaya again. 125 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:06,811 No, I mean I'm busy tomorrow. 126 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,248 Ashley's coming over. 127 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,901 While you've been doing your own thing, 128 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,468 heads were turning my way. 129 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,601 And one of those heads, mm, is super cute. 130 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:14,602 [ Ringtone plays ] 131 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:16,952 Oh. Ah, this is her. 132 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,475 Gotta go. 133 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,563 I think she went to the bathroom, 134 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,217 but we're not really comfortable 135 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,566 talking about that kind of stuff yet. 136 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,872 Alright. 137 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,439 Ah, so what you been up to? 138 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,876 Rainbow: Hey. Hey. 139 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,399 Ooh-hoo. 140 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:32,010 "Happy Birthday from Finn Cutlery." 141 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,142 Hmm. 142 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:34,491 You know,people made fun of me 143 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,754 for when I signed up fora thousand birthday clubs, 144 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,017 but look who's gettingfree knife sharpening now. 145 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:41,063 Aww! That's great, sweetie. 146 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,152 Hey, I was wondering. 147 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:47,025 What do you know about Olivia and her mom's relationship? 148 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,766 Um ...ey get along well. 149 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,072 Mm-hmm? 150 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,552 They call about once a week or so. 151 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,988 Huh. 152 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,643 So they talk -- what? -- like a couple hours 153 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,427 about, like, life and dreams 154 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,995 and hopes and all that mom stuff? 155 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,171 -It's, like, weather. -Weather? 156 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:03,955 Traffic. Ooh. 157 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,305 How weatherwill affect traffic. 158 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,654 [ Gasps ] 159 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:08,960 So, yeah. 160 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,006 Don't you think that's a little weird? 161 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:13,008 Thank you for saying it. 162 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,836 Oh, it is weird as hell. 163 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,141 I wish they were closer. 164 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:19,188 Sometimes I feel bad talking about us 165 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,016 because they clearly don't have what we have. 166 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,628 Maybe you and I can help them 167 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,022 get a little bit of what we have. 168 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:29,067 Hmm. I was thinking, 169 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:32,810 what if we have a birthday brunch at Little Terrace... 170 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,159 Okay. 171 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,074 ...and we invite Olivia and her mom? 172 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,249 Huh? 173 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,381 Wh-- 174 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,165 We can show them that a relationship 175 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:43,691 can share more than just low pressure systems. 176 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:46,433 I think that is a great idea ...u do? 177 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,043 -...for two reasons. -Okay, tell me. 178 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,610 Okay, one, it'll bring a little bit more love 179 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:50,611 into my girl's life. 180 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:52,134 Okay. 181 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,266 And, two, you know they have those Dutch baby pancakes 182 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,790 that you have to order like two days ahead. 183 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,139 Mm-hmm. 184 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,010 That's why I picked Little Terrace! 185 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,970 Because I know that my baby loves a Dutch baby. 186 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:04,015 Okay, you are the bomb! 187 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,452 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! 188 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:08,368 So Junior and Bow had their birthday brunch 189 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,457 with Olivia and her mom, Maxine. 190 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,023 And they put on quite a show. 191 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,416 Junior: True. 192 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,940 Now, okay, we go on this camping trip every year. 193 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,594 Even though we're really busy... 194 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:18,813 Maxine: Mm-hmm. 195 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,249 ...we just think it's a priority, you know? 196 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,381 It's a priority 197 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,861 for us to disconnect from the world 198 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:27,604 so that we can connect with each other. 199 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,692 Junior: Mm-hmm. You know? 200 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,694 Like the last time we went camping, 201 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:33,610 we set up our tents near this beautiful waterfall. 202 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,264 -It was unbelievable. -It was gorgeous. 203 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:38,659 Aah! And as night fell, we built this fire, 204 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,574 and we just stayed up talking -for hours. -We just talked. 205 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:41,575 Yeah, we did. 206 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:42,967 That's sweet. 207 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:47,058 So by getting out of the sort of daily routine, 208 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,452 you know, you can move past 209 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:52,368 the mundane conversations about, like, the weather. 210 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,630 Aah! 211 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,632 And traffic and get to the good stuff, 212 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:58,200 -you know,the meat of the relationship. -Mm. 213 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,942 I told you, they're like two peas in a pod. 214 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,465 Oh, you can tell. 215 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,901 I know, right? 216 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:05,816 We really -- We're just always 217 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,905 looking for ways to keep that flame alive. 218 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:08,906 Yes, we are. 219 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:09,907 Junior: Mm-hmm. Huh. 220 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,735 Ooh, crab legs are out. 221 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,911 -Oh, oh! -Come on, Liv. We are gonna have to go hard. 222 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,913 We're going to need all four arms to bring them back to the table. 223 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,175 I'm ready -to hip-check a bitch. -Junior: Let's go. 224 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,786 Come on. Oh, my! 225 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:21,484 [ Laughs ] Ah. 226 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,573 So, um... 227 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,619 [ Clears throat ] 228 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:29,187 I know that you and Olivia are -- 229 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,885 you're probably comfortable 230 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,669 with the way your relationship is, 231 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,628 but I just want you to know 232 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:37,892 it's not too late for you to have the -- 233 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,851 the magic that Junior and I have. 234 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:46,161 Oh, that sounds so...romantic. 235 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,684 -Oh, that's weird. -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 236 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,425 Romantic is -the wrong word. -That's the wrong word. 237 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,557 Though I'm not sure 238 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,037 what the right word would be for this. 239 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,126 You and your son are creepy-close. 240 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,824 What? Like when you die, 241 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,869 he's going to turn you into furniture 242 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,828 and keep you around the house. 243 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,570 [ Scoffs ] No, he's not. 244 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,267 Junior: Hey! Oh! 245 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,269 King crab legs for my queen. 246 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,010 Oh, sweetheart![ Laughter ] 247 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,359 Look at those. 248 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:13,231 But before you bite into those -- thank you -- 249 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:17,453 you are going to want to take a bite of this Dutch baby. 250 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,542 It was worth the wait. 251 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:23,024 Come on, open up the airplane hangar. 252 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,025 Hangar's closed. 253 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,809 Woo-woo-woo- woo-woo-woo-woo! 254 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,594 Woo-woo-woo- woo-woo-woo! 255 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:28,420 Okay, sweetie. 256 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,991 Man, there were so many great little moments 257 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,994 where we were clearly blowing Maxine's mind. 258 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,561 Did you see the look on her face 259 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,345 when we were talking about our trip? 260 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,478 Yeah, she definitely made some faces. 261 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,002 You know, hearing us talk about us 262 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,135 made me fall in love with us again. 263 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,353 Oh! 264 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,355 Great teaching with you, professor-doctor. 265 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:53,533 [ Laughs ] 266 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,578 Don't listen to him. 267 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,449 Brunch was a disaster. 268 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,755 Uh-oh. 269 00:08:58,799 --> 00:08:59,800 What? 270 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,149 You found out too late 271 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,804 that mimosas weren't included? 272 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:04,805 No. 273 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,111 Olivia's mom, Maxine, 274 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:10,158 thinks that Junior and I are too close. 275 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:13,727 [ Laughing ] 276 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,036 Bow, I've been telling you that for years. 277 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,385 Stop. 278 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,605 And the boy shouldn't be your emergency contact. 279 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,781 Yes, I know about that. 280 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,218 You're jealous, and she doesn't even know us. 281 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,656 Maybe she gets the gist. 282 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,614 She probably thinks you're gonna turn Junior into 283 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,442 the type of guy 284 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,444 that lives with his mother in an old folks home. Oh. 285 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:39,840 Dre, I need you to power-sand my one weird toenail. 286 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:43,017 It's sucking up that polish like primer on drywall. 287 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,237 I'm sorry. What were you saying? 288 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,979 Please, don't try to turn this on us. 289 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:49,980 Okay. 290 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,461 Olivia's mom called out Bow 291 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:55,246 for her strange relationship with Junior. 292 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,248 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Well, it is strange. 293 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,423 Mm-hmm. 294 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,034 Says the woman who talks to her son 295 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,210 while he's in the shower. 296 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,255 I know you don't want to hear this, 297 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,996 but you got to cut the cord... 298 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,345 Oh, boy. 299 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,609 ...deliver the placenta, and put it in the ground! 300 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,481 I think so, too. Mm-hmm. 301 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,743 That's 'cause my baby's always right. 302 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,005 Mm-hmm! 303 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,660 Uh-huh. I got my rose water going. 304 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:18,922 Don't be long, boo. 305 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,881 Okay, Mama. Alright, now. 306 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,447 Rainbow: You know what? 307 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:26,451 I definitely don't need to be listening to you and Ruby 308 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,975 about any of this. 309 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:31,239 Maxine saw a great relationship, 310 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,633 and to make herself feel better, 311 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,156 she insulted it. 312 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:38,420 We were at a very fancy brunch, okay, 313 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:41,031 and she only ate a grapefruit. 314 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,425 Her priorities are whack. 315 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,209 Whack-o-la-vitz! 316 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,384 Whack! 317 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,734 ♪ 318 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,213 Make yourself at home 319 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,172 while I craft us a couple of special lemonades. 320 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,564 Ashley: [ Laughs ] Wow. 321 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,001 I could definitely see myself 322 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,003 spending a lot of time here. 323 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,005 Some sweetness for my sweetness. 324 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,137 [ Laughs ] 325 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,704 Mm. 326 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,663 You're gonna love this by the pool. 327 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,057 D-- Wh-- Y-- You're Diane Johnson! 328 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,493 You were in the background 329 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,365 of Dennis Kissi's -Instagram post, right? -Mm. 330 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,888 What? The one where the guy got his arm broken 331 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,064 -while arm wrestling? -Yeah, that was crazy. 332 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,719 -Yeah! -You could hear the moment his baseball career ended. 333 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:17,851 It was so dope. 334 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,417 Hey, Ash, how many ice cubes do you want? 335 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,028 Three? Four? 336 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,117 Four might be a little chilly, but I can give you a hoodie. 337 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,161 Yeah, yeah, 34 sounds great. 338 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,728 Wait, that cracking noise was real? 339 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,904 I thought you added, like, sound effects or something. 340 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,645 Mm-hmm. It was so real, I even made it my ringtone. 341 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,994 You know, I have some overhead footage too 342 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:31,995 if you want to see that. 343 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,649 Yeah. It's right here. 344 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,259 Oh, I filmed it on a drone 345 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,826 I stole from Dennis' stepdad's office. 346 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,523 Yeah, don't tell anyone about that. 347 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,787 Um, can we watch somewhere else? 348 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,658 It's too loud down here. 349 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,225 Oh, if you think this is too loud, 350 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,835 you should hear him drinking milk. 351 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,097 -Come on. -Wait, where are you going? What? 352 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,709 Um, I'll be right back. I promise. 353 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,145 -Hey,what's your number? -Oh, we're not there yet. 354 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,494 Okay. 355 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,539 ♪ 356 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,019 After our little talk, 357 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,848 Bow was fully on board for camping with Junior. 358 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,415 Oh! Hey, Mom. Rainbow: Yeah? 359 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,417 You want to check out this stuff I got for Sequoia? 360 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,853 Ooh, let me see. 361 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,682 So, I got you those cucumber masks that you love. 362 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,031 Love those. Right? 363 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,903 I got us tactical toilet paper 'cause you know. 364 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,382 Gonna need that. 365 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:15,430 And I found these awesome T-shirts. 366 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,736 Oh, wow! Look at that! 367 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:17,737 That is a cute... 368 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,781 Here's yours. 369 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,740 ...font. Look at that. 370 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,002 Right? Yeah, look at that, sweetheart. 371 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,612 Oh, yeah, I knew you would love them. 372 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,918 Mm-hmm. 373 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:25,962 [ Ringtone plays ] Oh. 374 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,182 Sorry, Olivia, but I am busy. 375 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,793 I've got a trip to pack for with my mom. 376 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,143 ♪ 377 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,928 I came -as soon as I could. -Thank God! 378 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,190 It took you over a minute! 379 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,758 My weird toenail is growing out of control. 380 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,324 Can you fetch the grinding wheel? 381 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,935 -Uh-huh. -It's starting to grow down. 382 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,806 But they're waiting for us to cut the cake. 383 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,547 You don't need two people to hold a knife. 384 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,548 I'll be right back. 385 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,289 ♪ 386 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:51,422 [ Laughs ] 387 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,163 We need to cancel the trip. 388 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,382 Junior: Why? 389 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,211 AirBnB said our cabin is a "rare find." 390 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,083 I know, but, honey, you've got your own life, 391 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,563 and I-I don't want to keep you 392 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,913 from living the best version of it. 393 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,480 I'm gonna be your mom forever. 394 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,221 So I just think... 395 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,397 I think I need to give you a little more space. 396 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,442 [ Scoffs ] 397 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,661 Wow. 398 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,184 Yeah, that is... 399 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,012 That's actually a huge relief. 400 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,100 Oh! 401 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,581 This whole time, I have been trying 402 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,845 to divide my time between you and Olivia 403 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,021 and give you the time that you both deserve, 404 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,676 but it has been getting really difficult to juggle. 405 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,243 That makes sense. Yeah. 406 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,635 And, you know, this whole time 407 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,159 that we've been planning for this trip, 408 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,682 I have been thinking to myself, 409 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,858 "Man, I should really be doing this with my girlfriend." 410 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,818 Ah, feel free to say no, 411 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,645 but would you be okay with 412 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,213 me and Olivia taking this trip together instead or...? 413 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,825 Yes, absolutely. That's a great idea. 414 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,217 Wow. You are amazing. 415 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,784 You're taking this all so well. 416 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,438 Well, if you know it's the right thing, 417 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,961 then it's easier to do. 418 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:52,962 Boop! 419 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:56,096 Ngh! [ Both laugh ] 420 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,054 So, Bow was ready to cut the cord 421 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,187 and allow Junior to take Olivia 422 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,233 on their special mother-son vacation. 423 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:08,238 Oh, "Best Hiking Trails of 2006"! 424 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,197 -Yeah. -That's a classic. 425 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,285 Mm-hmm.[ Gasps ] 426 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,895 You guys are gonna have so much fun. 427 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,418 It looks like I'm gonna need 428 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,290 something better than flip-flops for this trip. 429 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,595 -Probably. -Oh, God. 430 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,206 Yeah, you guys are going to have the best time. 431 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,077 But you got to be safe, huh? 432 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,253 And call me if you need anything. 433 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,646 That reminds me. 434 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,822 I need to switch you back to my emergency contact 435 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,476 since I will be with Olivia. 436 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,999 I'm sorry, switch me back? 437 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,958 I thought I was your contact. 438 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,656 Oh. Uh, obviously not. 439 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,527 That's -- That's Olivia's job now. 440 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,964 -Oh, yes. -But don't worry, Mom. 441 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,487 You will always be my backup. 442 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,662 [ Laughs ] 443 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,446 Come on, Olivia, let's go grab you 444 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,187 some hiking boots out of Diane's bug-out bag. 445 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,015 She's got a bug-out bag? 446 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,061 Yeah. It's probably booby-trapped. 447 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,279 I'll go grab some tongs. 448 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:53,980 ♪ 449 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:54,937 I'm his backup? 450 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:04,033 Oh, Rainbow, I hate seeing you like this. 451 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,426 Would you mind leaving the room? 452 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,863 [ Laughs ] 453 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,996 I just cut the cord with Junior. 454 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:13,434 Really, now? I'm impressed. 455 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,566 That was a mighty thick cord. 456 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:19,005 Now that I've done it, I don't like it. 457 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,615 Being number two sucks. 458 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,877 I bet. 459 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,139 'Cause now you're number two 460 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,925 with your son and your husband. 461 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,014 -Seriously? -Alright, alright. 462 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,755 I remember the first time Dre got good news 463 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,670 and he called you instead of me. 464 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,020 Mm. 465 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,022 Now, it was the right thing for him to do, 466 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,415 but that didn't make it hurt any less. 467 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,461 That's exactly it. 468 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,855 I want Junior to have healthy adult relationships, 469 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,988 and this is a step in that direction. 470 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,251 But I just -- it feels -- it feels like... 471 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,079 It feels like I got dumped. 472 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,212 But still, it's better this way. 473 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,256 Mm. 474 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,041 You know, when Dre was at Howard, 475 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,434 he wanted to come home and spend the summers with me. 476 00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,046 Mm. But I pushed him to stay there 477 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,395 and get the full experience. 478 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,700 I did. 479 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,051 I knew if he spent the summers with me, 480 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:08,097 he would never learn to spread his wings. 481 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,838 But he's your favorite person in the whole wide world 482 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,144 to spend time with. 483 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,536 And you tell me that 484 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,756 every time we are alone together. 485 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,019 I didn't say it was easy. 486 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,629 Mm. 487 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,850 But sometimes the best thing we can do as mothers 488 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,809 is let them know they can walk on their own. 489 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,420 The only problem is 490 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,943 you never know if they're going to walk back. 491 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,902 Oh, that's so scary. 492 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,209 But the good news 493 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:37,257 is we never completely cut a cord. 494 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,911 It's really more like a rubber band, baby. 495 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,437 In time, he'll snap back to you. 496 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,353 Okay, so what you're saying 497 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,617 is that if I give him healthy space... 498 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,879 Mm-hmm. 499 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,881 ...then he'll come back 500 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,057 and we can go to the sequoias? 501 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,973 Hell, I'm telling you, you can push him away, 502 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,062 and when he snaps back, 503 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,979 he'll take you on an all-expenses-paid trip to Paris 504 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,286 that his wife will never know about! 505 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,636 [ Laughs ] 506 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,725 Did Dre take you to Paris? 507 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:18,646 ♪ 508 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,648 Enjoying my Ashley? 509 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,953 Oh, please don't tell me 510 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,130 you're going through a "that's mine" stage too. 511 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,001 Devante's had my hairbrush for like a month. 512 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,872 You knew I liked Ashley 513 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,222 and you had to come swooping in 514 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,050 with your arm breaking videos. 515 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,095 Who's going to say no to that? 516 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,662 Jack, I didn't do it on purpose. 517 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,272 Well, you didn't help me, either. 518 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,318 Why couldn't you just let me have this? 519 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,842 [ Sighs ] 520 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,148 [ Cellphone beeps ] Text Ashley Arm-Break. 521 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:47,109 "Ashley, we're not friends anymore. 522 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,850 Don't make it weird." 523 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,634 Period.[ Cellphone beeps ] 524 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:51,853 Hmm.[ Cellphone swishes ] 525 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,289 There. All fixed. 526 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,465 Great, now you've upset both of us. 527 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,771 How is that helping? 528 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,512 Have a little patience, boy. 529 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,731 Dang.[ Ringtone plays ] 530 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,085 Uh, hey, Ashley, w-- 531 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,000 Ashley: [ Speaking indistinctly] W-What's wrong? 532 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,611 She just texted me and said she didn't want to be my friend anymore. 533 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,091 Diane did what?! 534 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,267 Oh, no, she's gone too far this time. 535 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,442 I'm gonna talk to her. No, I don't care. 536 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,661 No, I'm gonna talk to her! 537 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,836 Hurry![ Whispering ] Thanks, sis. 538 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,837 Like, she's my best friend. 539 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:20,969 Oh, I ain't afraid of her. 540 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:25,147 ♪ 541 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,845 Well, I'd better go grab Olivia 542 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,282 and get us on the road. 543 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,197 I will see you guys in a couple days. 544 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,198 Aww. 545 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,590 You know what, son? 546 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,071 I will tell you the same thing I would tell you 547 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,420 if you were going on a trip with your mother. 548 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,901 Here's $40. 549 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:40,989 Treat her right. 550 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,034 Yes, sir.[ Laughter ] 551 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,645 You guys are going to have a blast. 552 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:45,602 I'm so happy for you. 553 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,995 Thanks. Oh. 554 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,257 [ Clears throat ] 555 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,607 Can you do me a teeny-weeny favor? 556 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,956 Anything. Okay. 557 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,308 Please say "hi" to General Sherman, the tree. 558 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,223 He's my favorite sequoia. 559 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,442 Please, I know what your favorite tree is. 560 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,748 Aww! 561 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,706 Isn't there a forest you need to be in? 562 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,839 Uh, actually, I talked to Olivia 563 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,276 and suggested that we go to San Francisco instead. 564 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,712 Oh! How come? 565 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,411 Well, I just felt it'd be a little bit more romantic. 566 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,805 And, besides, the sequoias are kind of "our" place. 567 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,416 -Oh, that's right. -Boop. 568 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,461 Aww, Junior, you're the best! 569 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,984 [ Laughs ] 570 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,030 Ruby: Well done, Rainbow. 571 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,118 Oh. 572 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,206 Though you almost ruined it 573 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,426 with that "favorite tree" nonsense. 574 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,037 Good Lord, woman, do you have to be so weird? 575 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,865 You know, that's what I say, Mama. 576 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,432 -Ruby: Huh. -You know what? 577 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,261 How about I draw you a bubble bath 578 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,437 and we can talk about how weird they are? 579 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,394 Ah, alright. 580 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,700 Mm-hmm. 581 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,136 Would you like "Lavender Lullaby" 582 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,355 or "Sensual Sandalwood"? 583 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,443 [ Laughs ] 584 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,792 Unbelievable. 585 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,232 Dre: [ Sighs ] Oh, I'm tired. 586 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,799 Rainbow: Yeah, me too. 587 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,540 Oh, I have a question. 588 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,584 Mm-hmm? 589 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,151 Did you take your mom to Paris? 590 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,414 What? She said this thing 591 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:02,201 about how a son could take his mom to Paris 592 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,464 without his wife having any idea. 593 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,509 [ Chuckling ] It was, like, strangely specific. 594 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,076 Come on, Bow. 595 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,773 Just the other day my mom said 596 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,080 my beard makes me look likeFidel Castro. 597 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,386 You know,you can't listen to her. 598 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,387 She's crazy. 599 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,518 [ Chuckles ] 600 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,738 No argument there. Yeah. 601 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,261 Good night, sweetie. 602 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,915 Good night, babe. 603 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,661 ♪ 604 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,925 [ Man singing in French ] 605 00:20:30,968 --> 00:21:03,392 ♪