1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,786 There's a little bit of me in all my kids. 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,614 Zoey got my looks. 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,964 Junior got my work ethic. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,097 Diane got my brains. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:13,143 And Devante got my love of Cheerios. 6 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:14,579 But Jack? 7 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,886 Jack's my dude. 8 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:19,497 He's just like me. 9 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:22,848 He loves sports, good food, 10 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:26,678 and knows you don't have to read books to be smart. 11 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,941 When it comes to his favorite things, 12 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,552 if I like it, 13 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,597 Jack loves it. 14 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:34,599 With one exception. 15 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,081 It pains me to do this, 16 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,387 but it's for your own good. 17 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,347 I want you to have a better life 18 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,784 than the Clippers can give you. 19 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,182 Having a son who's exactly like you 20 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:54,445 is every man's dream. 21 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,534 Sure, we say we'll be happy 22 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:57,709 as long as they're healthy, 23 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,624 but we don't mean it. 24 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,887 Yes! An edge piece! 25 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,716 All we want is a little version of ourselves. 26 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,891 Jack! 27 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,589 Glad I got one on the second try. 28 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:10,200 Wednesday night MMA's about to start! 29 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,549 And you don't want to miss 30 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:15,205 the commentator with that nasty cauliflower ear. 31 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,859 Oh. 32 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:19,122 I took our wings to a new level tonight. 33 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,385 We got Teriyaki, Mango Habanero, 34 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,735 Lemon Pepper, Carolina BBQ, 35 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,955 and Chengdu-style cumin and chili rub. 36 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,261 Grab a plate. 37 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,698 Yeah, I can't. I'm vegan now. 38 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,178 You got anything in there without a face? 39 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:41,536 Vegan? 40 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,364 How did this happen? 41 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,930 Is your Uncle Johan here? 42 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,976 No. I saw a PETA adbefore a YouTube video 43 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,195 on how to make a potato gun. 44 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,675 And that experiment ended, uh, poorly, 45 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,764 but the ad really stuck with me. 46 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,158 Son, I bought us chicken wings. 47 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,029 This is our thing. 48 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,596 You can go vegan tomorrow. 49 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,772 I'm sorry, Dad. This can't wait. 50 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,252 According to that ad, 51 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,515 there might not be a tomorrowif people don't go vegan. 52 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:07,127 Plus,think of the poor chickens. 53 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,432 Poor chickens? 54 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,565 Hey, man, his life wasn't gonna be that great. 55 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,220 He wasn't gonna write the next great American novel. 56 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:14,917 Did you know thatthe Diaz brothers are vegan? 57 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,180 And a lot of other MMA fighters are proving 58 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,400 that you don't have to eat meatto build muscle. Okay. 59 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,879 It's a common misconception 60 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,577 that it's hardfor vegans to get protein. 61 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,666 But you've got quinoa, beans, nuts, 62 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:25,754 chickpeas, veggie burgers -- 63 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:26,929 Son. 64 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:29,410 Can we just watch the fight? Sure. 65 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,715 ...for Jay Dunne-Alexander 66 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,587 is fighting out of Toronto... 67 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:35,807 Ah, since going V, I just feel better. 68 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,941 I've got more energy,and my skin is clearer. 69 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,116 How long have you been doing this? 70 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,031 Mm... 71 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,598 almost two days now. 72 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,904 It's like my body is returning to its natural form, 73 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,123 just working better,you know? 74 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,820 Mm. 75 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,260 Mnm. 76 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,398 Hey. 77 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,660 What's going on with the sniffing, man? W-What's up with that? 78 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:03,835 It's the smell of those wings. 79 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,663 It's kind of taking overthe whole room. 80 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,491 Uh, can you eat them outsideor something? 81 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,927 They're chicken wings, not cigarettes. 82 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,843 -Hey, both are harmful. -Who's to say which is worse? 83 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:15,456 Okay, look, I'm not taking my food outside. 84 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,153 -Okay. -If that's how it's going to be, 85 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,763 then I'll just watch the fight in my room. 86 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,461 You can text mewhen you're done eating. 87 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,247 And crack a window. 88 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,814 It smells like Arkansas in here. 89 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:26,815 Ugh. 90 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,474 So, Jack's a vegan now? 91 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,867 Huh. That's so cool! 92 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,304 No, it's not. Why? 93 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:38,827 It's terrible. Alright? 94 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,394 He's walking around here, all high and mighty, 95 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,699 like he's better than me. 96 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,832 I mean... he is better than you. 97 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,617 You wrap your bacon in bacon. 98 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,402 They're different thicknesses. 99 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,968 Dre, come on, this is a good thing. 100 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,187 Jack has been struggling 101 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,754 with his independence from Dianefor years. 102 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,756 We should be encouragingthis kind of behavior. 103 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,671 If Jack's a vegan, what am I supposed to do 104 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,499 with all this barbecue knowledgethat I have, huh? 105 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,501 What -- What? Pass it down to this guy? 106 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,503 Hey, the only thingI'm inheriting from you 107 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,287 is high blood pressure and your chains. 108 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,593 That's what you think. 109 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:08,291 You are burying me in those chains. 110 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,293 Dre! Don't sabotage this. 111 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:13,209 This is good for Jack. It's good for the Earth. 112 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,820 And it means you get more meat, so just leave it alone. 113 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,126 You know what? 114 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,388 I think I am gonna get Jack a bicycle helmet, 115 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,955 because once you go vegan, 116 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,523 cycling for transportation is not too far behind. 117 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,307 -You know, that's true. -Great. 118 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,178 Everyone is against me. 119 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:28,659 I need to clear my head. 120 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,009 I'm gonna go smoke a rack of ribs. 121 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,968 It's 11:00 at night. 122 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,274 Don't worry. 123 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,798 They'll be ready in time for breakfast. 124 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,713 Oh, God. 125 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,323 I am not a spy. 126 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,325 I am here on vacation. 127 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,588 YA ne shpion, ya zdes' v otpuske. 128 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:47,069 YA ne shpion, ya zdes' v otpuske. 129 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:51,116 I will exchange 40 pairs of blue jeans for the warhead. 130 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,074 Hey, sweetie. Hey. 131 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,510 It's allowance day. 132 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,947 Oh, I know. Here you go. 133 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,906 Great! 134 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:01,301 Okay, the limited-edition Beyoncé figurine drops tomorrow. 135 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,128 Wait. Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,216 You're spending your money on a doll? 137 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,609 Oh. 138 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:06,915 This isn't one of your potato dolls 139 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,351 from the compound, Mom. 140 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,658 This is a collectible piece of art, 141 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,790 like the Mr. T statue on Dad's desk. 142 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,749 Yeah, I begged your dad not to get that thing. 143 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,141 And guess what? What? 144 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:17,926 It's only $300. Oh, my God. 145 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,493 Can you believe it? I cannot. 146 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,016 I know. Diane. 147 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,539 Hmm? I don't understand. 148 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,106 Isn't that a waste of money? 149 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,716 Nope. This is what I want. 150 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,849 Okay, Diane. 151 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,895 I worry that we are raising you in so much privilege 152 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,680 that you've got a skewed idea of money. 153 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:36,466 I mean, Zoey and Junior really struggled financially 154 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:37,685 when they first moved out, 155 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,034 and I don't want that to happen to you. 156 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,949 Zoey and Junior are idiots, so I'll be fine. 157 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,386 Oh! They opened the waiting room. 158 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,432 Unbelievable. 159 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,046 Okay. What's wrong, Dre, huh? 160 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,788 Has a ruptured Achilles sent someone back to the 'hood? 161 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,398 No. 162 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,531 Jack went vegan. 163 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:01,012 Like Coretta Scott King, Bill Clinton... 164 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,318 Mm-hmm. ...and my barber? 165 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,406 What? 166 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,799 Huh. He's in pretty good company. 167 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,801 My barber stormed the beach at Normandy. 168 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,368 Hmm. Last year. 169 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,718 He's being ridiculous, and the worst part about it -- 170 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,676 Bow thinks it's a good idea for him. 171 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,418 She thinks it's good for his independence. 172 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,115 Well, then you tell Bow that she's gonna be the one 173 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,639 to have to buy him a bra 174 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,031 when he starts developing breasts 175 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,076 from eating all that soy. 176 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,207 Mm-hmm. Exactly. 177 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:23,426 Did he meet a girl? 178 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,515 I went vegan once for a girl. 179 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,690 We weren't dating or anything. 180 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,518 She just asked me to do it over e-mail. 181 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,086 Um, it was m-more of a-a newsletter she sent out 182 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,392 with lifestyle tips. 183 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:35,699 It was Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. 184 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:36,831 Oh, God. 185 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,354 But after a few days, 186 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,877 I realized it was manlier to eat meat, 187 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,836 so I was a meat eater. 188 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:42,837 Rawr. 189 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,926 Pathetic. 190 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,798 I myself went vegan for a few years by accident. 191 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:48,973 Years? Yes. 192 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,497 In 2006, 193 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,195 I came into a cargo container full of bacon bits. 194 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,632 How I got that container? It's not important. 195 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,460 What is important is that those bits 196 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,375 kept me alive for two years. 197 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,595 Long story short, the nurse at the hospital 198 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:04,075 told me that bacon bits are vegan. 199 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,294 I don't think that's true. 200 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:06,774 Also, if you eat nothing 201 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,341 but salad toppings without salad... 202 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,605 your liver starts to beat. 203 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,476 2 seconds fast, 11 slow. 204 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,956 Okay, none of this makes any sense, Dre. 205 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,524 First of all, okay, meat is delicious. 206 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,742 Mm-hmm. 207 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,266 Jack is doing this just to spite you. 208 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:24,269 Eustace got a paternity test just to spite me. 209 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:27,011 And just to spite him, I gave him my brother's DNA. 210 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,100 So, things are... 211 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,798 needlessly complicated right now. 212 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,800 Okay, look, this isn't spite. 213 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:35,324 He's my dude. He's just easily influenced. 214 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,543 You know, I'm gonna put my foot down, 215 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,979 get things back to normal. 216 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,285 Yeah, I don't know. I'd tread lightly there, Dre. 217 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:41,765 The more you push back on this, 218 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:44,289 the more likely Jack is to dig his heels in. 219 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,639 Connor. Mm-hmm. 220 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:48,250 He wanted to be a fireman, and I said no, 221 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,947 -and you know what he did? -What? 222 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,472 He set a factory on fire just so he could put it out. 223 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,647 What? 224 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:54,865 That fire burned for seven days 225 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:56,519 and, uh, it also took down 226 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,652 the birthplace of Willa Cather. 227 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,305 "O Pioneer." 228 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,655 Okay. Point is, Dre, 229 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:02,612 Connor was just being rebellious. 230 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,179 That's all he was. 231 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:07,269 And if I had just backed off or even if I had encouraged him, 232 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,749 pbht, he just would have gotten bored 233 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,141 and moved on to the next thing. 234 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,969 Maybe you're right. Yeah. 235 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,536 Yeah, if I leave it alone, 236 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,929 this vegan thing will go in the closet 237 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,584 next to his old karate outfits and the saxophone. 238 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,585 Exactly. 239 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,803 It'll all work out, Dre, 240 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,892 just like it all worked out for us. 241 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,677 Less so for those, uh -- 242 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,635 those garment workers in the factory. 243 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:28,377 And you just can't find those shirts anymore. 244 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,118 The guys were right. 245 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,816 All I had to do was let Jack run out of steam, 246 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,426 and things would be back to normal. 247 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,863 Jack! 248 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,212 I'm powering up the Pay-Per-View for the fight! 249 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,344 Let's go! 250 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,478 Dad, I don't eat meat. 251 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,219 Hey, hey, yo, son. 252 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,656 These are vegan barbecue wings, alright? 253 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,312 Textured tofu wrapped around a wooden stick, 254 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,401 expertly coated 255 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:55,056 in vegan barbecue sauce. Wow. 256 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,406 That's so cool that you're open to giving vegan wings a shot. 257 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,364 Oh, no. Oh, no. Those are all for you. 258 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,279 Ah. 259 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,585 There's my dinner right there. 260 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,631 Wheel it in here, son! 261 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,241 Oh, snap! 262 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,896 This smells amazing! 263 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,028 Ah. And we've got the fight on? 264 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,248 I'm so glad I canceled plans with Olivia tonight. 265 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,423 This is gonna be awesome. 266 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,816 Okay, hey, hey, hey. 267 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,600 Just park it right there and leave the room. 268 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,602 But I just -- I just drove two hours to get all this. 269 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,212 If you leave the room now, 270 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:24,215 I might save you some burnt ends. 271 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,001 Now my clothes smell all smoky. 272 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,959 Mmm. Phillips Barbecue. 273 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,005 We haven't had this in a minute. 274 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,397 This is your favorite spot. 275 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:33,790 Oh. 276 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,618 Well, it used to be your favorite spot, 277 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,359 until you went vegan. 278 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,448 Uh, now we have to find you a new favorite spot. 279 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,189 Look, if you're asking me to choose 280 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,930 between barbecue and animal welfare, 281 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,366 then it's an easy call, playboy. 282 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:45,846 But then again, 283 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,804 I don't put my own pleasure above other's suffering. 284 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,024 Hey, just because I like to eat barbecue 285 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,373 doesn't make me a bad person. 286 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,940 I didn't say you were a bad person. 287 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:55,290 You just make bad choices. And that's okay. 288 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,770 I know it's okay. 289 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,642 I don't need your permission to eat barbecue. 290 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,426 So, then why are you getting so defensive? 291 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,864 I'm not defensive. I'm angry. 292 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:04,821 I don't want to fight. 293 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,214 I'm just a little surprised 294 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,085 that this is the example that you want to set for me. 295 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,652 Okay. 296 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,785 Looks like Jack is pushing back. 297 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,613 This is gonna take longer than I thought. 298 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:14,831 Want some? 299 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,529 You want some? 300 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,618 Alright. 301 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,407 Hey. Hey. 302 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,191 You still want some barbecue? 303 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,845 Oh, it's all I can think about. 304 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,065 I thought it was gonna be hours before I got your scraps. 305 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,849 Well, I couldn't break Jack, 306 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,243 and I offered it to Devante, but he wasn't hungry. 307 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,679 You know, I don't understand 308 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,507 why Jack is pushing back all of a sudden. 309 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,683 Oh, he's just testing boundaries, 310 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,946 like when I went goth just to get under your skin. 311 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,687 I don't remember that. 312 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,257 I did it for months. 313 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,825 I just thought you were really sick. 314 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,654 No, I was trying to show you that I was my own man. 315 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,961 So, what made you give up on all that goth stuff? 316 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,137 They told me that "real goths don't go Christmas caroling," 317 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,617 so that was the end of that. 318 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,664 So, all I need to do is find a loophole 319 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:08,580 to get Jack to stop all this nonsense. 320 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,104 Hey, give me that. That's Jack's dinner. 321 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,367 Jack! 322 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,543 I knew I shouldn't have skipped breakfast. 323 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,678 Got a minute? Sure. 324 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,896 Mm. Guess what? 325 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,419 Yes? I got the doll. 326 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,769 Oh. 327 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,466 Knowing that so many people didn't get it 328 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,772 makes me feel so much better. 329 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,774 Mm-hmm. I wish I could see their tears. 330 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,210 Yeah. 331 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,038 You've always loved to watch people cry. 332 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,430 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 333 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,345 Listen this doll... 334 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,174 Yes. ...has exposed 335 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,916 that you make really bad choices with your allowance. 336 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,657 But it's my money. 337 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,963 Shouldn't I be able to spend it on what I want? 338 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,182 Sure. Sure. 339 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,924 But let's see what happens... 340 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,752 if you save. 341 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,754 So, I was thinking 342 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,408 I would give you half of your allowance 343 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,323 to spend as you like, and the other half, 344 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:59,109 I will put into an interest-earning account 345 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,981 until the end of the year, 346 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:04,680 and then, on December 31st, boom! 347 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,944 You can take it out plus the $10 to $15 interest, 348 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,598 depending on the rates. 349 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,034 Huh? Huh? 350 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,776 It's like two Christmas gifts without a divorce. 351 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,299 Two. 352 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,519 But I was counting on the whole allowance 353 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,434 to buy an exclusive hat for the doll next week. 354 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,740 Mm. Well... 355 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,743 with the interest that you make, 356 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,136 we're talking two hats, sweetheart. 357 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,355 Two. But -- Whoa. 358 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,617 It-- It's gonna be sold out 359 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,401 by the time I have enough money to get it. 360 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,968 Well, then, you can just keep your money. 361 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,014 -See? It's already working. -But, Mom, I'm good with -- 362 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:37,582 Okay, you are gonna thank me when you get older, promise. 363 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,410 A therapist will be mediating our conversations 364 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,369 when I'm older. Mm-hmm. 365 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,675 A therapist that you paid for 366 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,940 with your magic compound interest. 367 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,028 Huh? 368 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:51,553 Hey, body roll. 369 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,597 Bye. 370 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,515 Hey, Jack. 371 00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:00,083 I've been thinking about what you said before. 372 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,171 Really? Yeah. 373 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,390 I've been doing a lot of reading, 374 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,914 and even though changing my diet 375 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,787 may be completely foreign to me, 376 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,136 I think you were on the right track. 377 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,181 Wow, Dad. T-That -- This is big. 378 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,793 I know new things can be scary for people your age. 379 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,230 Grandma had a panic attack when I showed her Spotify. 380 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,754 Yeah. Thank you for understanding. 381 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,670 You know, maybe I'll even give being a vegan a try. 382 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,803 Then I can be the only vegan in the house. 383 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,761 What? 384 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,415 Your leather shoes, son. 385 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,938 You can stop eating meat all you want, 386 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,287 but if you're wearing leather, you're not a vegan. 387 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,203 You're a hypocrite. 388 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,988 Are all my shoes leather? 389 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,511 Yes. 390 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,861 You know, being a vegan limits your shoe selection. 391 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,167 Look, Jack, 392 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,256 you've proved your point, alright? 393 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,953 Uh, y-you stood up for yourself, 394 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,303 but what if you just gave up this whole vegan thing 395 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,479 and went back to the way that things were? 396 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,655 Don't you miss when things were easy? 397 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,875 Alright. 398 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,094 Good. Yes. 399 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,704 I knew you'd finally come back around. 400 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,924 Guess I'm selling all my shoes. What? 401 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,230 I'd rather my shoes be ugly and the cows be live 402 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,363 than my shoes be live and the cows be dead. 403 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,539 Okay, you're gonna stop this vegan nonsense. 404 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,280 Why? Because I said so. 405 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,585 I'm not a kid anymore. 406 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,586 You can't just tell me what to do, 407 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,718 especially when you're wrong. 408 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,850 Oh, okay. 409 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,634 You want to be treated like an adult? 410 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,505 Well, the gloves are coming off. 411 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,072 I bought those shoes for you, 412 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,031 so you don't have a right to sell them. 413 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,728 Yes, I do. No, you don't! 414 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,513 Yes, I do! No, you don't! 415 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,689 Dah-- Aah! 416 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,866 -The limited editions. -You know what? 417 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,345 Do what you want with your stupid shoes. 418 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,739 I'm not wearing them, and I'm done with Fight Night. 419 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,140 Whatcha doing? -Buying something. 420 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,619 With what? 421 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,360 You spent all your money on that Beyoncé doll. 422 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,753 No. 423 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,581 I invested my money in that Beyoncé doll. 424 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,496 I flipped it for 10 times what I paid. 425 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,672 What? I thought you really wanted that doll. 426 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,804 Yeah, I wanted it because the retail price 427 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,850 didn't match the true market value. 428 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,938 Basic arbitrage. 429 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,287 Right. 430 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,420 Arbitrage. Mm-hmm. 431 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,596 Well, I know what that is. 432 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,381 But why don't you tell me so that I make sure 433 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,643 you're using that word correctly? 434 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:06,731 Okay. Mm-hmm. 435 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,037 Well, it's when you take advantage 436 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,299 of the... Of the... 437 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,605 ...price disparity......price disparity... 438 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,389 -...between two markets. -That's exactly right. 439 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,087 Yeah, in this case... Uh-huh. 440 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,479 ...the seller of the doll ...s. 441 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,959 -...and the secondary market. -That's right. 442 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,830 That is right. 443 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,397 So, uh 444 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,659 you actually never wanted the doll? 445 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,660 Please. 446 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,053 I'm not after toys. 447 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,794 I'm after real estate. 448 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,623 I just put my doll profits into fractional ownership 449 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,494 of a townhome complex in Charlotte. 450 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,713 North Carolina? 451 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:32,888 Mm-hmm. Huh. 452 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,020 It's a growth market with low property tax. 453 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,586 Of course. 454 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,241 You know, which reminds me, um, do you have any... 455 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,548 income streams besides this doctor thing? 456 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,376 Um... 457 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,204 So, if you get a malpractice suit 458 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,119 or lose a hand or something, it's over? 459 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,729 Well... 460 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,470 You know, you better tighten up those finances, Rainbow, 461 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,167 because you cannot stay at my place in Charlotte 462 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,125 when you go broke, honey. 463 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,870 How was Fight Night? 464 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:02,396 Did the permanent bodily injury entertain you? 465 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,745 It was terrible. 466 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,572 Aw. 467 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,226 Jack's still a vegan. 468 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,489 Why would Jack stop being a vegan? 469 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,579 Oh, my God. 470 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,755 You tried to tempt him with meat, didn't you? 471 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,669 Of course I tried to tempt him. 472 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:15,975 Dre! 473 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,107 And then we ripped a $200 shoe in half. 474 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,891 Okay, I'm not surprised you did any of that, 475 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,024 but I thought we agreed 476 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,157 that we were gonna encourage his veganism. 477 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,723 You know I don't listen to you, Bow. 478 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,508 Just like Jack doesn't listen to me. 479 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,553 Oh, sweetheart. 480 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,773 I know it hurts when Jack doesn't agree with you, 481 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,297 but don't you want a son that thinks for himself? 482 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:38,040 I want a son who agrees with everything I say and do. 483 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,130 Aren't you the least bit impressed by his strong will? 484 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,262 I mean, come on. 485 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,221 You launched a full-fledged Dre attack. 486 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,571 This meat is psychological warfare, 487 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,443 and he held his own against you. 488 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,705 Yeah. 489 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,837 I guess that's something. 490 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,057 Yeah. Dre, that's something. 491 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,320 You're a lunatic if someone disagrees with you. 492 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,540 I am relentless. 493 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,977 You know he gets his strength from me. 494 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,196 Mm-hmm. 495 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,458 I'm gonna go talk to him. 496 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,808 Let him know how proud I am of him. 497 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:07,809 Yeah. Hey. 498 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:08,940 Yes? Thanks, babe. 499 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,117 Sure. Sure. 500 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,077 I was in labor for 42 hours with the twins, but sure! 501 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,819 He gets his strength from you! 502 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,170 Synthetic leather. 503 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,693 Sorry, old friend, 504 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,826 can't let any more synthetics die for my game. 505 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,871 Pbht! 506 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,308 Hey. 507 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,483 New shoes? 508 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,484 Yeah, yeah. 509 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,181 I know these shoes are ugly, 510 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,661 but they're the only vegan ones I've got. 511 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,272 And unlike you, they give me room to breathe. 512 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:39,232 Okay, son. I'm sorry for earlier. 513 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,843 You stood up to me, and I didn't like it. 514 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,149 Yeah, but you know, 515 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,151 I did the same thing to Pops when I was your age. 516 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,674 He wouldn't let me get an earring, 517 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,502 and I told him he didn't control my body. 518 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,503 Really? Mm-hmm. 519 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,460 What did he do? 520 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,375 Kicked me out of the house. 521 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,898 Luckily, an hour later, 522 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,857 Mama kicked him out of the house, and I was back in. 523 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,424 But... 524 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,295 I stood my ground. 525 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,470 Just like you are. 526 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,385 And I'm proud of you, son. 527 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,473 You're sticking to your guns, 528 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,345 and that's not always easy to do, 529 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,738 especially when someone like me 530 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,958 is going to challenge you at every step. 531 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,090 Every step? 532 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,613 You're going to keep acting like this? 533 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,745 Probably. 534 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:15,964 Okay. 535 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,140 Just so you know, I'm not giving up. 536 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,142 -Mm-hmm. -This is important to me. 537 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,578 I just don't know how you do it, son. 538 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,189 -Don't you get cravings? -Yeah. 539 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,713 Well, I get through them by eating a lot of pepperoni. 540 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,280 Actually... Pepperoni? 541 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,542 Yeah. 542 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:29,978 As long as I have pepperoni, 543 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,415 this vegan thing -- it isn't so tough. 544 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,938 Son... 545 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,158 pepperoni is pork. 546 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,552 No. It's ground-up peppers. 547 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,467 That's why it's called pepperoni. 548 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,164 Oh, buddy. 549 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,775 What? 550 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:45,820 Oh, no. 551 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,822 Mm-hmm. 552 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,737 Okay, well, I still believe in the stuff that I said. 553 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,347 Okay, just 'cause I'm not a perfect vegan 554 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,827 doesn't mean that I'm not gonna keep trying 555 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:53,610 to do the right thing. 556 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,872 Okay. Alright. 557 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,744 And if that's what you want to do, son, 558 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,876 I will support you. 559 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,313 I appreciate that. 560 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,706 Maybe we can start off with Meatless Mondays 561 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,186 and work our way up from there. 562 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,883 How about, um... 563 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,190 "Is This Meat?" Mondays, 564 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,974 where I can still enjoy a hot dog? 565 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,020 Dad. Okay. Okay, son. 566 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,763 You know, we'll try to eat less meat. 567 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,330 Just not on Wednesdays. 568 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,983 And the Super Bowl. 569 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,594 And, uh... 570 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,597 the majority of the summer barbecue months. 571 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,120 Mm. And Thanksgiving. 572 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:25,860 And Christmas. 573 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,514 O-Okay. Okay. 574 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,429 So, you're willing to try four days a week, 575 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,214 three months out of the year? 576 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,651 I'd do that for you, my dude. 577 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,218 Alright. Alright. 578 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,786 You threw out all of the barbecue? 579 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,876 Well, I'm a vegan... for the rest of the night. 580 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,269 I'm not! 581 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,576 I am so hungry! 582 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,543 Okay. Account's set up,and I'm ready to invest. 583 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,022 Mm-hmm. 584 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:58,936 Uh, what about Apple? 585 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,503 Ooh. Tesla. 586 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,853 No, oh, oh! What about Bitcoin? 587 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,899 What are you? A lacrosse player in B school? 588 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,074 What? Unh-unh. 589 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,249 We need to look into emerging markets, 590 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,337 like Turkmenistan. 591 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,209 Turkmenistan? Mm-hmm. 592 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,776 Their biggest natural gas company just had an IPO, 593 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,517 and we need to get in before the sanctions. 594 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,258 Okay, Diane, I-I don't want to invest 595 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,913 in anything unsavory. Fine. 596 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,349 Well, enjoy your zero percent return 597 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,437 on peace and love. 598 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,047 What? Civilians. 599 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,311 Ci-- Okay, Diane. 600 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,790 You know what? No problem. 601 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,792 I can do it by myself! 602 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,054 Alrighty. 603 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,752 Um... 604 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,623 I am going to invest 605 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,584 in one share of fair-trade granola. 606 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,107 Buy. 607 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,848 No! Oh! Oh, no! 608 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,067 Oh, no. Okay. 609 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,940 I just bought 1,000 pounds of loose granola. 610 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,028 Diane! 611 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,812 How do you undo? 612 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:53,426 Diane?