1 00:00:01,063 --> 00:00:04,398 DRE: When you've been with your partner for 20-plus years, 2 00:00:04,452 --> 00:00:06,352 you know how to make them happy. 3 00:00:06,383 --> 00:00:07,916 - Hello. - Hi. 4 00:00:07,985 --> 00:00:10,865 I know Tuesdays are long for you, so... 5 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:13,175 - [Gasps] Oh! - Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:13,237 --> 00:00:15,541 - For me? - Yes. Just for you. 7 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:17,478 Oh, my goodness. 8 00:00:17,503 --> 00:00:19,581 - Look at this! - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:19,651 --> 00:00:23,366 My mother has taken the twins and Devante to the movies. 10 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,446 - [Gasps] So, we're alone? - No. 11 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:27,075 You're alone. 12 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,287 I'm gonna go run some errands, so the house is yours. 13 00:00:29,312 --> 00:00:30,783 - Oh, I love you. - Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:30,808 --> 00:00:31,908 I love you, too. 15 00:00:32,527 --> 00:00:34,126 What are you... What are you still doing here? 16 00:00:34,151 --> 00:00:35,291 Oh. I'm gonna get some nuts. 17 00:00:35,316 --> 00:00:37,213 - Okay, get out. Get out. - Okay. 18 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,478 You also know how to do right by them. 19 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:40,539 - Dad. - [Chuckles] Huh? 20 00:00:40,564 --> 00:00:42,850 This is the best gift ever! 21 00:00:43,227 --> 00:00:44,493 I didn't even think you knew 22 00:00:44,518 --> 00:00:46,241 I wanted to start throwing pottery. 23 00:00:48,484 --> 00:00:50,324 Oh, yeah. [Chuckles] 24 00:00:50,349 --> 00:00:51,982 Happy birthday, son. 25 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,270 And you definitely know 26 00:00:55,295 --> 00:00:57,192 how to get them in a certain mood. 27 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:00,979 What are you up to? 28 00:01:01,366 --> 00:01:02,766 - [Ginuwine's "Pony" plays] - What? 29 00:01:02,791 --> 00:01:03,991 ♪ Yeah ♪ 30 00:01:04,341 --> 00:01:06,874 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 31 00:01:07,803 --> 00:01:09,425 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 32 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:10,960 - We got 10 minutes. - Let's go. 33 00:01:11,637 --> 00:01:13,670 When you know someone that well, 34 00:01:13,695 --> 00:01:16,244 you also know how to blow their world up. 35 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:18,565 But in the best relationships, 36 00:01:18,671 --> 00:01:21,044 you choose not to push those buttons. 37 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:25,067 I got Devante into the nature preschool. 38 00:01:25,205 --> 00:01:26,917 They make their own goat milk. 39 00:01:26,942 --> 00:01:30,377 ♪ 40 00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:32,990 Even if it feels like they're daring you to. 41 00:01:33,015 --> 00:01:35,916 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 42 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:37,918 ♪ 43 00:01:38,502 --> 00:01:39,634 What do you mean we got in? 44 00:01:39,736 --> 00:01:41,236 Okay, we didn't get him in, 45 00:01:41,338 --> 00:01:44,406 - but we got us an interview. - [Sighs] 46 00:01:44,508 --> 00:01:47,342 Devante's gonna be on the cover of that brochure by spring. 47 00:01:47,444 --> 00:01:49,744 It's an environmental preschool, 48 00:01:49,846 --> 00:01:53,181 with an emphasis on social justice. 49 00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:55,986 We are social justice. 50 00:01:56,011 --> 00:01:58,128 Okay, why can't we just have my mother take care of him 51 00:01:58,153 --> 00:01:59,634 until it's time to go to kindergarten? 52 00:01:59,659 --> 00:02:02,991 Unh-uh. I'm getting too old to watch a baby full-time. 53 00:02:03,638 --> 00:02:07,281 Last week, I lost him at the playground for 20 minutes. 54 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:08,418 - What? - Ruby! 55 00:02:08,443 --> 00:02:09,776 It's fine. 56 00:02:09,933 --> 00:02:12,567 I found him asleep in a tire swing 57 00:02:13,094 --> 00:02:16,185 while I was talking to a fine-ass park ranger. 58 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,954 [Chuckling] Hey. Ooh. 59 00:02:17,979 --> 00:02:18,979 See? 60 00:02:19,135 --> 00:02:20,947 Why can't he go to the same preschool 61 00:02:20,972 --> 00:02:21,972 the other kids went to? 62 00:02:21,997 --> 00:02:24,142 Because we already did 63 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:25,946 - the super structured preschool... - [Groans] 64 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:29,150 that focuses on memorization and repetition. 65 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:32,887 Devante is creative, like I was. 66 00:02:32,989 --> 00:02:34,923 He likes to get his hands in the dirt. 67 00:02:35,046 --> 00:02:37,680 Devante's gonna thrive at a school like this, 68 00:02:37,705 --> 00:02:40,506 - with no schedule, no dress code. - [Chuckles] 69 00:02:40,617 --> 00:02:45,233 He gets to walk in the freedom of his own knowledge path. 70 00:02:45,258 --> 00:02:47,884 Okay, yeah, but will he learn anything? 71 00:02:49,324 --> 00:02:51,738 This is about what he needs to unlearn, Dre. 72 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,608 ♪ 73 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:54,776 [Radar beeping] 74 00:02:54,878 --> 00:02:56,111 Captain. 75 00:02:56,157 --> 00:02:57,612 The enemy's preparing 76 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,521 to launch a hippie preschool. 77 00:02:59,694 --> 00:03:02,387 Sir, it's the silent meditation retreat all over again. 78 00:03:02,419 --> 00:03:03,751 Prepare the torpedoes. 79 00:03:03,776 --> 00:03:05,242 We need to go back to shore! 80 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:07,667 We need to fire without thinking about the consequences. 81 00:03:07,807 --> 00:03:09,111 Stand down, Lieutenant. 82 00:03:09,776 --> 00:03:11,476 We've got to think about the greater good. 83 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:14,010 The right move now is... 84 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:15,975 placation. 85 00:03:17,212 --> 00:03:18,212 Okay. 86 00:03:18,344 --> 00:03:19,744 I think you made the right choice. 87 00:03:19,769 --> 00:03:20,802 Ah, yes. 88 00:03:20,904 --> 00:03:22,170 [Clears throat] 89 00:03:22,272 --> 00:03:25,081 I am gonna go confirm our interview. 90 00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:28,962 And I am going to order me some therapy Jordans. 91 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:30,088 I... 92 00:03:30,113 --> 00:03:32,517 I'm not even hungry anymore. 93 00:03:32,849 --> 00:03:33,948 Goat milk? 94 00:03:34,184 --> 00:03:35,650 Disgusting. 95 00:03:35,752 --> 00:03:37,200 Big news on Instagram. 96 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,425 Principal Biggs busted 97 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,911 Emily Copeland and Cameron Carter's 98 00:03:39,936 --> 00:03:40,936 eighth grade prank. 99 00:03:40,997 --> 00:03:41,997 How'd that happen? 100 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,935 They posted about it with the hashtags 101 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,127 "#EighthGradePrank" and "#We'veGotABiggsProblem." 102 00:03:46,168 --> 00:03:48,330 Mm. That's why my account is private. 103 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:51,983 Having zero followers is not the same as it being private. 104 00:03:53,809 --> 00:03:58,111 I couldn't help but overhear you two talking about pranks. 105 00:03:58,308 --> 00:04:01,176 You know, my year, we planned the eighth grade prank 106 00:04:01,278 --> 00:04:03,545 to end all eighth grade pranks. 107 00:04:03,647 --> 00:04:04,946 How come we never heard of it? 108 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,325 My grease man's appendix burst. 109 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:09,180 So we couldn't execute. 110 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,960 But if we had, 111 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:14,205 imagine how far I could've ridden that momentum. 112 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:15,658 Prom king. 113 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:17,606 College mascot. 114 00:04:17,813 --> 00:04:18,945 President. 115 00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:20,503 [Scoffs] From a prank? 116 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:21,655 Yes. 117 00:04:21,749 --> 00:04:23,819 Whoever pulls off the eighth grade prank 118 00:04:23,844 --> 00:04:26,990 starts high school with a cool factor you can't buy. 119 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:30,672 But I can give it to you. 120 00:04:30,926 --> 00:04:32,659 You can use my old prank plan. 121 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:33,684 Oh. 122 00:04:33,897 --> 00:04:35,281 Might be nice to have a legacy 123 00:04:35,306 --> 00:04:37,006 other than people on the news saying, 124 00:04:37,113 --> 00:04:39,280 - "She seemed like the quiet girl." - See? 125 00:04:39,382 --> 00:04:42,811 Let me help you become legends. 126 00:04:43,101 --> 00:04:45,853 Consider it my, um... graduation gift. 127 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:48,343 Uh, you said you were gonna get me a chain. 128 00:04:48,907 --> 00:04:50,685 I'll also get you a chain. 129 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:53,202 - We're in. - Absolutely. 130 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:54,563 - All right. - We've got to come up with 131 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:57,206 - a cool hashtag for this. - Oh, Friend. 132 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:58,331 [Sighs] 133 00:05:00,202 --> 00:05:04,146 So, I've decided the Novo Nordisk 134 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,655 "Get Real About Diabetes" campaign 135 00:05:06,801 --> 00:05:07,966 will be run by Josh. 136 00:05:07,985 --> 00:05:09,777 - Hey. - Seriously? 137 00:05:10,164 --> 00:05:12,597 But Josh knows nothing about diabetes. 138 00:05:12,622 --> 00:05:13,622 You know who does? 139 00:05:15,412 --> 00:05:17,846 Uh, wow. You're really setting traps. 140 00:05:17,871 --> 00:05:19,997 I have diabetes. 141 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,832 - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - Does your family know? 142 00:05:22,857 --> 00:05:25,685 I'm not ashamed of having type 2 diabetes. 143 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:27,829 Everybody thinks it's for your grandparents, 144 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:29,497 but a young cat like me can get it, too. 145 00:05:29,522 --> 00:05:30,607 CHARLIE: Oh, I see. 146 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,463 So, as long as you take your medicine, 147 00:05:32,488 --> 00:05:34,534 then you won't age, like vampires 148 00:05:34,605 --> 00:05:37,501 or those hikers I saw trapped in ice. 149 00:05:37,526 --> 00:05:38,650 No, Charlie. 150 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:40,994 - It's more than just medication, okay? - Uh-huh. 151 00:05:41,019 --> 00:05:42,587 It's about diet and exercise. 152 00:05:42,612 --> 00:05:44,822 See? There's a lot of misinformation out there. 153 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,859 Mm. So... 154 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:48,895 you want the campaign? 155 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,420 I don't think he wants the campaign. 156 00:05:50,445 --> 00:05:52,578 Yes, I want the campaign! 157 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,036 - Okay. Okay. - Look, I-I... I'm sorry. 158 00:05:55,429 --> 00:05:56,429 I'm a little worked up 159 00:05:56,454 --> 00:05:58,728 because I have a tour later on today 160 00:05:58,907 --> 00:06:02,297 for this Manson Family preschool that Bow likes. 161 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,719 And I can't tell her why I hate it without... 162 00:06:05,062 --> 00:06:06,162 - pushing the button. - Ah. 163 00:06:06,187 --> 00:06:09,169 - [Chuckles] - Oh, the button. 164 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,131 The button, am I right? 165 00:06:11,681 --> 00:06:12,781 W-What's the button? 166 00:06:12,974 --> 00:06:15,270 It's that thing you know that will cause a fight. 167 00:06:15,295 --> 00:06:17,896 So, even though it's true, you can't say it. 168 00:06:18,005 --> 00:06:21,630 Like when you tell a woman, "You sound just like your mother." 169 00:06:21,824 --> 00:06:23,606 Or when you say to her, 170 00:06:23,988 --> 00:06:25,855 "You've used all your words for today." 171 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,042 - What? - Or when you ask her, 172 00:06:28,338 --> 00:06:30,038 "Why does your sister look better than you 173 00:06:30,063 --> 00:06:31,263 when she's three years older?" 174 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:32,288 - Mm-hmm. - Exactly. 175 00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:33,868 And Bow's button is 176 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,210 pointing out that she's into stuff that only white people do, 177 00:06:37,249 --> 00:06:40,315 even if it is stuff only white people do. 178 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:41,983 But, Dre, you love the stuff that we do. 179 00:06:42,008 --> 00:06:43,208 Only the good stuff. 180 00:06:43,372 --> 00:06:45,205 Golf, burrata, generational wealth. 181 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,819 But this preschool... oh, man, that's hard cider, 182 00:06:47,844 --> 00:06:50,800 lacrosse, grown people playing tag. 183 00:06:51,164 --> 00:06:53,632 Eh, but that's beside the point, okay? 184 00:06:53,939 --> 00:06:55,538 Bow is biracial, 185 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:58,996 and she grew up struggling with the ideas of identity, 186 00:06:59,021 --> 00:07:01,924 so to hit her there... now, that's below the belt. 187 00:07:02,262 --> 00:07:05,762 That's just asking for a fight, and it is not worth it. 188 00:07:05,787 --> 00:07:07,187 Well, it is sort of funny, though. 189 00:07:07,212 --> 00:07:10,918 I mean, you want to help America "Get Real About Diabetes"... 190 00:07:10,943 --> 00:07:13,677 ...but you won't get real with your own wife. 191 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,980 Wow, that sounds like it's something. 192 00:07:16,982 --> 00:07:18,482 Did one of you guys write that down? 193 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:20,207 - Nope. - Uh... 194 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,946 Why don't we have an assistant in here, huh? 195 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:24,712 Oh. Oh, yeah. 196 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:25,937 I remember. 197 00:07:26,502 --> 00:07:27,702 Mm. 198 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,530 All right. 199 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:30,908 - Bow... - Huh? 200 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,490 Where's the classroom? 201 00:07:33,247 --> 00:07:34,709 You're standing in it! 202 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:36,567 - What? - This is it! 203 00:07:36,678 --> 00:07:37,978 - I don't know, Bow. - Hi, guys. 204 00:07:38,003 --> 00:07:40,500 - I don't know. - Oh. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 205 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:41,549 - What? - Look, I know... 206 00:07:41,574 --> 00:07:42,690 I know this is uncomfortable. 207 00:07:42,715 --> 00:07:43,939 - Look at me, sweetie. - I... 208 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,354 I know this makes you uncomfortable, okay? 209 00:07:46,897 --> 00:07:48,326 But Devante's gonna love it here. 210 00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:49,650 - [Bugle sounds] - [Gasps] 211 00:07:49,675 --> 00:07:50,675 - What was that? - Ah. 212 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:52,458 Teacher Phoenix is ready for us. 213 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:54,993 Oh, my God. That sound makes my soul sing. 214 00:07:55,018 --> 00:07:56,418 We need to make a good impression. 215 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,013 I hope we do. Come on. Come on, babe. 216 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:01,162 I tried to go into the interview with an open mind 217 00:08:01,187 --> 00:08:03,754 because anything was better than pushing the button. 218 00:08:03,856 --> 00:08:05,055 [Chicken clucking] 219 00:08:05,107 --> 00:08:06,107 What?! 220 00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:07,558 Yo! 221 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,459 ♪ 222 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:12,509 I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 223 00:08:14,796 --> 00:08:18,239 I'd ground my teeth to the nubs on the ride home, 224 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,955 but I succeeded in not saying anything I would regret later. 225 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,495 - He's so happy. - Right. 226 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,532 - Dre. - Hmm? 227 00:08:24,557 --> 00:08:25,823 That place brought back 228 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:29,171 - so many memories from commune school. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 229 00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:30,555 We used to go out into the forest 230 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,911 and we would collect flowers 231 00:08:31,936 --> 00:08:33,367 and then we would bring them back. 232 00:08:33,392 --> 00:08:36,025 And we would learn about their properties 233 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:38,397 - and their life cycles. - Mm-hmm. 234 00:08:38,821 --> 00:08:41,509 But the main thing that I took away 235 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:43,167 was the courage that I got 236 00:08:43,244 --> 00:08:44,887 from being able to explore 237 00:08:44,912 --> 00:08:46,673 and figure out problems on my own 238 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:49,791 - with kindness and empathy. - Mm-hmm. 239 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:53,195 Dre, I know... I know that you have concerns 240 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:55,822 about it not being a traditional classroom, 241 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:59,485 but the truth is that a non-traditional education 242 00:08:59,847 --> 00:09:01,580 did pretty well for me, 243 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,217 Dr. Rainbow Johnson, MD, right? 244 00:09:05,242 --> 00:09:06,242 Mm-hmm. 245 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,669 Did you see that they had chickens? 246 00:09:08,694 --> 00:09:10,838 We can sign them out for the weekend. 247 00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:11,962 How amazing would it be 248 00:09:12,259 --> 00:09:15,409 to have a little chicken running around the house? 249 00:09:15,434 --> 00:09:17,301 Ooh! Be still, my heart. 250 00:09:17,526 --> 00:09:19,629 Sir, she's not backing down! 251 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:21,410 We've got to make a move now! 252 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,140 Evasive maneuvers, sir. 253 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:25,448 Uh, pretend to get a phone call. 254 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:26,739 No, you fool! 255 00:09:26,764 --> 00:09:27,988 We've got to do something now, 256 00:09:28,013 --> 00:09:30,446 or Devante's first friend will be a chicken! 257 00:09:31,466 --> 00:09:32,866 Fire torpedoes! 258 00:09:32,891 --> 00:09:34,557 ♪ 259 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:35,782 I'm sorry, Bow, 260 00:09:36,628 --> 00:09:38,128 but that's some white [bleep]. 261 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,153 [Explosion] 262 00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:40,620 [Alarm blaring] 263 00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:42,665 [Exhales sharply] We've been hit! 264 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:44,357 ♪ 265 00:09:44,811 --> 00:09:46,311 Did he just say that to me? 266 00:09:46,494 --> 00:09:48,561 ♪ 267 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,485 All right, we're 72 hours out. 268 00:09:51,594 --> 00:09:52,793 What's our status? 269 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,861 I was able to get a lot of the stuff on your list. 270 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,463 - The PVC pipe, the nurse's uniform... - Mm-hmm. 271 00:09:57,488 --> 00:09:59,484 But we couldn't get the fiber optic cable 272 00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:00,709 or the fireworks. 273 00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:02,742 Plus, Mason doesn't know kung fu, 274 00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:05,399 and I'm a little racist for assuming that he did. 275 00:10:05,525 --> 00:10:07,658 Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 276 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:10,685 - No one is waving the white flag yet. - [Sighs] 277 00:10:10,753 --> 00:10:12,453 I've got an idea. 278 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:17,491 I'm getting the old band back together. 279 00:10:17,752 --> 00:10:20,485 Jack, Diane, this is the team 280 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,945 that is gonna write your names 281 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:24,176 in the Valley Glen history books. 282 00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:28,129 Meet Root Beer, Milkshake, and Lemonade. 283 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:31,511 Now, you're probably wondering how we got the codenames. 284 00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:33,036 - Your favorite drinks? - And... 285 00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:34,782 Maybe. 286 00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,183 Root Beer's our scrounger. 287 00:10:36,247 --> 00:10:37,547 Milkshake is on tech. 288 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:38,786 And Lemonade? 289 00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:40,086 She's the wild card. 290 00:10:40,316 --> 00:10:42,958 I specifically requested to be the wild card. 291 00:10:43,339 --> 00:10:44,972 Lemonade, you're out. 292 00:10:45,994 --> 00:10:47,638 Mm. Sorry, Tammy. 293 00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:48,905 See you at spin? 294 00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,975 Uh, hey, Root Beer, where you going? 295 00:10:52,077 --> 00:10:54,144 - [Door opens] - She's kind of my ride, so... 296 00:10:54,247 --> 00:10:56,147 - If we pull this off... - [Door closes] 297 00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,669 ...you will be getting free rides 298 00:10:57,694 --> 00:11:00,173 for the rest of your life. 299 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,086 [Exhales sharply] 300 00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:05,098 You know just the thing to say to me, 301 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,602 you crazy son of a bitch. 302 00:11:06,627 --> 00:11:07,993 [Chuckles] 303 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:10,247 I did it. 304 00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:12,011 I pushed the button. 305 00:11:12,459 --> 00:11:14,959 But she needed to hear it, because if she didn't hear it, 306 00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:17,600 Devante wouldn't have been able to read before he was 15. 307 00:11:17,864 --> 00:11:19,730 Well, you did the right thing by your son, Dre. 308 00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:21,490 I'm sure one day he'll recover 309 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,281 from being the product of a divorce. 310 00:11:23,306 --> 00:11:24,405 My sons did. 311 00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,930 Except the ones who tried to kill me. They, uh, they struggled. 312 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:28,803 Okay, look, I know it was harsh, 313 00:11:28,828 --> 00:11:30,288 but you guys were right. 314 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:31,612 I needed to tell the truth. 315 00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:33,287 You didn't just tell the truth. 316 00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:35,624 - You punched her heart in the crotch. - What? 317 00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:38,008 Since when do you listen to us about marriage? 318 00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:39,805 I've been divorced seven times, 319 00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:41,772 Josh has only been with a blow-up doll, 320 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:43,136 and Charlie's Charlie. 321 00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:45,071 He's right, Dre. I'm Charlie. 322 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,239 Uh... 323 00:11:46,341 --> 00:11:47,774 Well, what was I supposed to do? 324 00:11:47,876 --> 00:11:49,776 Invade Russia in the winter, 325 00:11:49,878 --> 00:11:51,678 uh, smoke at a gas station, 326 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,681 give your mistress your home address. 327 00:11:53,789 --> 00:11:56,218 Anything except push the button. 328 00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:57,961 Well, I don't think it was that bad. 329 00:11:57,986 --> 00:11:59,386 It's her button, Dre. 330 00:11:59,945 --> 00:12:01,045 Her button. 331 00:12:01,778 --> 00:12:03,178 You know what? 332 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,107 You guys are right. 333 00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:06,894 This is on me. 334 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:09,263 I should have never listened to you clowns. 335 00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:12,046 Now I got to go apologize and smooth it over. 336 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,248 Okay. 337 00:12:13,449 --> 00:12:15,449 You tell Bow my door's always open. 338 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,160 For her. 339 00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:18,919 I don't want those kids. 340 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,621 ♪ 341 00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,823 I knew I put my foot in it. 342 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,334 I had to try and walk back the things I said 343 00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:26,759 before things got any worse. 344 00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:28,194 - RAINBOW: Hi. - Hey. 345 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,682 Babe, look, uh, I just want to say that, uh... 346 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,567 I'm sorry for stepping over the line, you know? 347 00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:35,868 But... 348 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:39,772 I just can't get with the chicken-check-out place. 349 00:12:40,298 --> 00:12:44,099 Hey, I... [Sighs] I prefer a more traditional school. 350 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:47,046 You know, one that has chalkboards, 351 00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:49,615 desks, a floor. 352 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:50,847 I get it. 353 00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:52,238 - Mm-hmm. - I do. I get it. 354 00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:54,763 You just want to make sure your son has the right head start. 355 00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:56,261 Exactly. 356 00:12:56,286 --> 00:12:58,720 Yeah, that he doesn't get held back, like you did. 357 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,578 [Explosion, alarm blaring] 358 00:13:00,789 --> 00:13:03,227 Captain, we've sustained a direct hit! 359 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,981 Oh, that came out of nowhere! 360 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:08,484 [Laughs] 361 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,407 - I wasn't held back. - Hmm. 362 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,744 I just did a year of "Readiness School." 363 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,520 That's not a real grade. 364 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,137 Yes, it is. 365 00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:20,162 It's where you get a handle on your time management problems. 366 00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:21,187 Yes. 367 00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,023 That is why you always hear 368 00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:25,312 the CEOs thank their Readiness teachers. 369 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,585 - I... - Yeah. 370 00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:28,719 ♪ 371 00:13:30,579 --> 00:13:33,461 My God! Why are you hitting that so hard?! 372 00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:37,425 Chicken walked over my shoe at Bow's hippie preschool today, 373 00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:39,752 so I'm taking my revenge out on his cousin. 374 00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,821 Well, get some revenge in that corner, 375 00:13:41,846 --> 00:13:43,417 or it's not gonna cook evenly. 376 00:13:43,503 --> 00:13:45,103 [Meat tenderizer clatters] 377 00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:47,436 Things got ugly between Bow and I. 378 00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:51,191 She had the nerve to bring up my year at Readiness School. 379 00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:53,555 What? That year you got held back? 380 00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,968 It was just time management, Mama. 381 00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:57,718 Sure it was, baby. 382 00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:58,751 Eh... 383 00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:00,762 But for her to bring it up... 384 00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:02,905 she's hitting below the belt. 385 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,147 Yes. 386 00:14:04,249 --> 00:14:06,249 It's one of my buttons. 387 00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:07,684 See? 388 00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:09,286 That's what people like her do. 389 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:13,767 What you need to do is jump in that elevator 390 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,336 like a white child in a skyscraper 391 00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:21,090 and drag your fingers over all of those buttons. 392 00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:24,000 - Yeah? - It's in your blood, baby. 393 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,595 We come from a long line of button-pushers. 394 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,620 Mm. 395 00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:31,365 One time, your father brought home the wrong toothpaste, 396 00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,990 - and you know what I told him? - What? 397 00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:34,015 [Chuckles] 398 00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:37,761 "That's why you were too dumb to get drafted." 399 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:40,739 Damn, Mama. Over toothpaste? 400 00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:42,638 The wrong toothpaste. 401 00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:45,043 So, do what we do, baby. 402 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,692 No! No! Is this a trap? Huh? 403 00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,437 You've blown up every relationship 404 00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:50,462 that you've ever had. 405 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,823 No, I'm not gonna do it. 406 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:53,637 - I'm gonna talk to Bow. - [Cellphone] 407 00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:55,172 You know, and it's... 408 00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,969 She made a deposit at the school. 409 00:14:58,309 --> 00:14:59,475 Oh, hell no! 410 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,240 [Chuckles] 411 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,884 I told you that's what she do. 412 00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:09,180 ♪ 413 00:15:09,682 --> 00:15:11,062 Ah. Perfect timing. 414 00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,462 Root Beer and Milkshake are already in place. 415 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,807 Are you guys ready to become legends? 416 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:19,539 Yeah. Totally. So ready. But... 417 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,718 Heather Williams is having a graduation party. 418 00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:23,825 Mm. And her camp friends are gonna be there. 419 00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,622 Camp friends, Junior. 420 00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:27,861 But we're already in motion. 421 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,571 Milkshake only has 45 minutes of air. 422 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,010 Junior, we can't thank you enough 423 00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:33,468 for sharing your plan with us, 424 00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:36,656 but we feel we're better suited to being cool party guests. 425 00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,581 We also don't have faith in you. 426 00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:42,672 But the tradition of the eighth grade prank is steeped in... 427 00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,097 She got the In-N-Out truck. 428 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,027 And a photo booth. We out. 429 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:47,218 - [Sighs] - All right. 430 00:15:47,243 --> 00:15:50,878 ♪ 431 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:53,624 I can't believe you sent that deposit 432 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,680 without talking to me first. 433 00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,198 There was a deadline. 434 00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,025 We would have lost our spot if I hadn't. 435 00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:01,567 And you sent it from our joint checking account 436 00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:03,341 just to get under my skin. 437 00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:05,489 No, I did it because there was no money 438 00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:06,824 in the 529 account 439 00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:10,517 because you didn't make it an automatic deposit 440 00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,641 the way you said you would three years ago. 441 00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,354 [Explosion] 442 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,105 Captain! Permission to light her up! 443 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,825 Oh, light her ass up! 444 00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:21,719 Well, I'm sorry that I don't want my son 445 00:16:21,744 --> 00:16:24,862 going to a school in a cult, like you did, 446 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:28,401 because your parents were too dumb to realize 447 00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:31,927 that Shaman Dave was financing your Garden of Eden 448 00:16:31,996 --> 00:16:34,379 - by running guns. - [Explosion] 449 00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,137 [Rumbling, alarm blaring] 450 00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:38,905 Should we comment on his weight? 451 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,897 No, no, no, no, no. 452 00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:44,807 We hit him where it hurts. 453 00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:47,878 Oh, you want to talk about parents? 454 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:51,038 'Cause we can talk about parents. 455 00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:53,989 Specifically your mama. 456 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,510 Bow. Don't talk about my mama. 457 00:16:56,779 --> 00:16:59,113 You don't want me to talk about your mama 458 00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:01,171 and all the friends that she has? 459 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,908 'Cause your mom has a loooot of friends. 460 00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:07,431 - Bow. - She's "friends" with the pastor, 461 00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:09,690 she's "friends" with the deacon, 462 00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,553 she's "friends" with the usher. 463 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:16,146 All those friends must make you closer to God. 464 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:19,405 Your mom is definitely going to Heaven. 465 00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:21,601 Bow, don't you talk about my mama! 466 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,142 [Grunts] 467 00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:27,924 ♪ 468 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,366 Make me! 469 00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:31,261 Oh, I will. 470 00:17:31,286 --> 00:17:33,320 [Both scream] 471 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,187 In a successful, loving marriage, 472 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,443 you get to know the other person so well, 473 00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:42,816 so intimately, that you have the weapons to destroy them, 474 00:17:42,841 --> 00:17:45,210 which is why you don't go there, 475 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,189 because it's mutually assured destruction. 476 00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:53,244 [Voices speaking rapidly in reverse] 477 00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:55,853 Did you see the chickens? 478 00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:57,477 Okay, can I talk to you for a second? 479 00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,045 - Yeah. What's up? - All right. 480 00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,315 Look... I'm just not feeling this, all right? 481 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,033 I'm just worried that 482 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:07,025 this is the kind of school where he could fall behind. 483 00:18:07,242 --> 00:18:10,944 Dre, this is a really good school for Devante. 484 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,359 Maybe. 485 00:18:12,461 --> 00:18:13,593 I just want to be careful. 486 00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:15,873 I know what it was like in my early years, 487 00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:18,342 and I don't ever want any of our children 488 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,699 to feel the way that I did. 489 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,868 Yeah. That makes sense. 490 00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:23,303 It does, and... 491 00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,938 [Inhales deeply] 492 00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,515 ...maybe I'm pushing 493 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:29,348 because we sent all of our other kids to regular preschool, 494 00:18:29,373 --> 00:18:30,773 and it just... 495 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,143 makes me feel like the way I was raised was second best. 496 00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:36,902 Oh, no. Babe, I don't ever want you to feel like that. 497 00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:39,158 I know this is a big change, 498 00:18:39,549 --> 00:18:41,443 but you got to trust that I wouldn't do anything 499 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,907 to set Devante up for failure. 500 00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:44,821 I know you wouldn't. All right? 501 00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:46,204 So... 502 00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:48,554 let's send the boy to the chicken school. 503 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,153 - The nature school. - [Chuckles] 504 00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:52,178 All right? 505 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:54,146 I know this means a lot to you, so... 506 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,958 let's give it a try. 507 00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:57,645 Thanks, babe. 508 00:18:58,645 --> 00:19:00,245 And I promise 509 00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:03,849 that if Devante starts clucking the ABCs, 510 00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,517 - we will send him somewhere else. - Oh. 511 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,175 - Okay, yes. Yes, we will. - Okay. 512 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,621 - Hold on one second, baby. - What you got? 513 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:11,546 I wanna, uh, send you clucking. 514 00:19:11,615 --> 00:19:12,814 [Ginuwine's "Pony" plays] 515 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,150 Oh. Heyyy. 516 00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:16,374 Okay. 517 00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:18,387 Yes. Uh-huh. 518 00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:19,988 Uh-huh. 519 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:22,024 Uh. 520 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:25,160 Behind every button is an injury, 521 00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,959 a place where your partner 522 00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:29,651 - feels disrespected, small. - Ooh! 523 00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:32,715 I wasn't respecting the way Bow was raised, 524 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:36,320 so my choices were to keep pushing on that bruise 525 00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:38,058 or try to heal it. 526 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083 Ahh. 527 00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,146 I think I made the right choice. 528 00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:44,493 ♪ Gotta be compatible ♪ 529 00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:49,418 If he were in eighth grade, he'd only get suspended. 530 00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:52,878 I may not be able to get your father, but I got you. 531 00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:56,877 Junior, you are not going to believe it. 532 00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:59,202 Everyone thinks we were the masterminds behind your plan 533 00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:01,127 and that we double-crossed you to take the fall. 534 00:20:01,152 --> 00:20:02,960 And now we're set for high school. 535 00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:04,017 - Thank you, Junior. - Oh. 536 00:20:04,256 --> 00:20:05,448 Don't worry about my chain. 537 00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:10,759 ♪ 538 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,949 [Grunts] 539 00:20:11,974 --> 00:20:13,013 [Car door closes] 540 00:20:13,038 --> 00:20:14,038 [Breathes sharply] 541 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,911 - [Car door opens] - [Laughing] 542 00:20:19,436 --> 00:20:20,869 [Car door closes] 543 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,104 What's so funny? 544 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,138 Oh. 545 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,001 They think you're a real cop. 546 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:29,464 ♪ 547 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,447 Oh. [Chuckles] 548 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:34,819 - Take us to In-N-Out, Root Beer. - [Siren wails] 549 00:20:34,844 --> 00:20:39,343 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com