1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,699 If you're a hopeless romantic, 2 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:05,222 you probably think love happens 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,398 just like it does in the movies. 4 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,531 Which makes you a sucker. 5 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:11,272 But every once in a while, 6 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:14,275 lightning does strike for some gullible fools. 7 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,667 I'm so sorry. 8 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:18,061 No, no. It's totally okay. 9 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,845 Okay, good. 10 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:21,978 ♪ Ba ba ba ba 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,285 I'm Olivia.♪ You're just too good to be true ♪ 12 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,504 ♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪Hey, watch. Watch. 13 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:27,723 -Okay. -Hey, watch out! 14 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,812 Oh! Ohhh! 15 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:33,729 Alright. Guess that means... shirt off. 16 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,296 ♪ At long last, love has arrived ♪ 17 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:36,514 Here we go. 18 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:37,907 You ready? Check it up. 19 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,126 Okay. Oh! Oh! 20 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:40,214 Oops. 21 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,172 Oh. My bad. 22 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,131 Guess the pants are coming off. 23 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:45,436 ♪ Unh, unh 24 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,742 ♪ Unh, unh, unh 25 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:50,920 ♪ I need you, baby 26 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,444 ♪ If it's quite alright 27 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,968 ♪ I need you, baby 28 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,493 ♪ To warm the lonely nights 29 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:01,583 ♪ I love you, baby 30 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:06,675 ♪ Trust in me when I say okay ♪ 31 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,416 ♪ It's okay 32 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:12,246 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 33 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,900 ♪ Don't let me down, I pray 34 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:17,555 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 35 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:18,948 ♪ Now that I've found you, stay ♪ 36 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,603 Alright. That should do it. 37 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:22,908 Thank you so much. 38 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,476 That thing has been going off for three days. 39 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,132 Beep! 40 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,568 Oh, no. 41 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:32,614 Now my love detector's going off. 42 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,006 Think I need a recharge. 43 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,922 These two were in L-O-V-E. 44 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,402 No wonder Junior thought it was time 45 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,709 to take the next logical step. 46 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,755 Hey, you know, we should move in together. 47 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,409 Oh, my gosh. 48 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:46,889 Yes, I would love to! 49 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:47,933 Beep! 50 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:48,891 Beep! Ooh! 51 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:49,718 Beep! 52 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,633 There it goes again. Ooh. 53 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:52,677 Ooh! 54 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:53,591 Oh! 55 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,245 Spider came back. 56 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,725 Ugh. Look at its leg. 57 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,074 Get it away from me. Ugh! 58 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,162 Please, you know, I-I cannot -- Look, Junior. 59 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,468 -Look at the leg. -I don't do spiders! 60 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:07,649 Good morning, everybody. 61 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,433 I have got great news -- 62 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,914 Donuts are on me. Whoo! 63 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,655 Because Olivia and I are moving in together. 64 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,266 Why are you booing? 65 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,094 Why does everyone else get to be happy? 66 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,965 Well, I didn't boo, son. 67 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:22,011 I've been looking forward tothe day you move out 68 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:24,840 ever since I saw you throwa football for the first time. 69 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,363 Are you sure you want to do this, Junior? 70 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,931 Women only show youthe best parts of themselves 71 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,367 until they trap you. 72 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:31,890 That doesn't scare me. 73 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,849 There's nothing that I don't want to know about her. 74 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:36,068 Are you sure? When I moved in with my wife, 75 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,549 I found out a gang of stuff. 76 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:39,942 She didn't know how to use chopsticks, 77 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,162 refused to do laundry... 78 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,598 and she didn't love me. 79 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,687 Look, Junior, trust us, okay? 80 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,690 You do not want to find outher "feminine secrets." 81 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,692 If I'd wanted to know what a tampon was for, 82 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:52,084 I would have gone tomedical school. 83 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,609 Okay, thank you, guys, for the advice, 84 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:57,089 but what we have is different. 85 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,830 Sometimes, we just stay up late at night, 86 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,702 looking into each other's eyes, 87 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:03,748 identifying colors -we didn't even know existed. -Man? 88 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,186 I always thought my eyes were green, but it turns out, 89 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:09,232 Olivia says they're a minty sagewith gold flecks. 90 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,886 When I told you that, you called HR. 91 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,322 -Don't let 'em rattle you, -Junior. 92 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,845 I won't. I've got this. 93 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,151 I just gotta find an apartment. 94 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,718 Oh. Well, in that case, 95 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,763 let me give you my card. 96 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,375 Let me see. Unlicensed taxidermist. 97 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,246 Freelance blood collector. 98 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,509 Reverse border coyote. 99 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:26,771 Royal food taster. 100 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,164 Ah! Here we go. 101 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,558 Charlie Telphy, apartment rentals. 102 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,037 -Hm. -Tell you what -- 103 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,953 I'm only gonna charge you -10% commission. -Alright. 104 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,782 5% if you can find a place with a room for Charlie. 105 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,960 Junior was moving out, 106 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,658 and there was only one thing left to do. 107 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,137 Here we go! -Oh, oh, oh, oh! 108 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,487 Make a toast! -Come on! Let's go! -Okay, okay! 109 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:47,879 I gotta shake it! 110 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,620 What's going on here? What's going on? 111 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,579 You know, we stopped askingquestions years ago. 112 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,450 All I know is that he's gonna let us drink champagne 113 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,582 after this, okay? Mm-hmm. 114 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:55,974 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 115 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,802 We are not popping champagne 116 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,978 to celebrate Junior moving in with Olivia. 117 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:01,110 What? It's not every day ...y? 118 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,112 ...that I get to get rid of a son, Bow. 119 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:04,635 You know, you're just being a bad sport 120 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,420 because you're losing your better half. 121 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:09,074 No, I'm very happy that they're -moving in with each other. -Mm. 122 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,554 I just wish he had more time to live on his own. 123 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:11,816 I mean, think about it -- 124 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,254 he went from here to college -- Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,299 ...for three days, then back here ...en back here. 126 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,954 ...and then he moved inwith his roommates, back here ...ck here. 127 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:20,912 ...and now he's moving inwith his girlfriend. 128 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,566 -You're right, Bow. -Hm. 129 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,480 We should change the locks. 130 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:24,525 Stop. 131 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,309 What? I'm serious. 132 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:29,051 When I lived on my own, I grew a lot. 133 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,314 I learned how to be comfortable being with myself, 134 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,751 and not having to fill every moment being with other people. 135 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:34,796 But -- But -- Hold up. 136 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,537 So, is Junior moving out or not? 137 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:37,886 Yes. Look, I'm trying to get estimates 138 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,061 to knock down -his wall. What? 139 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,845 Jack and I have big plans. 140 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:43,108 -Two words --dual Pelotons. -Mm-hmm. 141 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,545 I'm with that. Oh! It's my drywall guy. 142 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,460 -Your what? -Hey, yo, Eli! 143 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:47,548 What is good? E-- 144 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:48,940 Let's talk numbers. 145 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,333 That bid's gonna have to come down, okay? 146 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,161 -I'm tired of it. -Wait, did he getDad's credit card? 147 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,118 I already faxed it over. 148 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,729 Are you -- Bow. 149 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:57,209 There's nothing you have to worry about, alright? 150 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,950 I never lived alone, and I'm fine. 151 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,910 Oh, you are not fine, Dre. 152 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:06,044 You asked if we could be buriedin the same coffin. 153 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,960 I can't help it if people love being around me. 154 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,006 -No, no, Dre. -You really need to learn 155 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,703 how to be by yourself. 156 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,096 You know, when I lived alone, 157 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:17,447 I would read a book and havea cup of tea for hours, 158 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,231 and I would meditate,and you know what? 159 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,407 You could do the same. 160 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,799 You could. 161 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:24,889 If you were more of an evolved human. 162 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,936 But maybe that's justtoo much to ask of you. 163 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,198 You're crazy. 164 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,330 Hmm. 165 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,418 And you got me all wrong. 166 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,071 Would Beyoncé's "Me, Myself and I" 167 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,900 be my favorite song if I didn't like being by myself? 168 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:39,556 In fact, me, myself and Dre... 169 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,254 ...are gonna go drink this champagne. 170 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,082 Without you. Oh, great. 171 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:46,084 Alright, then. 172 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,042 Bastard! 173 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,348 Oh! 174 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,610 What the -- 175 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,134 Oh, my g-- Oh, my goodness gracious. 176 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,618 I forgot I... shook it up. 177 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,839 Ah. Here we are -- 178 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:06,366 666 Sulphur Canyon Alley. 179 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,672 Oh, wow, uh, Charlie, this -- 180 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,326 this neighborhood is interesting. 181 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,501 If you're referring to the smell, 182 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,373 it's because, until recently, 183 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,592 it was an unlicensed animal shelter. 184 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,813 Yeah, Charlie, I d-- I -- I don't think so. I... 185 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,510 I -- I don't know. I think we should see it. 186 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:21,598 Oh. Great. Yeah. 187 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:22,904 I'll go look for the hide-a-key. 188 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,427 -Okay. -Well, it's less of a key 189 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,037 and more of a screwdriver. 190 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,475 Hm. 191 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,868 Okay, we are not living here. 192 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,088 Well, we should at least look inside. 193 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:36,831 Some of these old buildings have good light or rare tile. 194 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,746 Okay, rare tile, huh? Yeah. 195 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,574 Well, maybe we can admire the rare tile 196 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:43,446 while we're living in a 500-square-foot staph infection! 197 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,970 We're on a budget, okay? 198 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,537 What about the loft downtown? 199 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,278 You can't just call it a loft because there was no wall 200 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,366 separating the bathroom from the kitchen. 201 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,933 That's just disgusting. 202 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,457 The two-bedroom in South LA? 203 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:55,850 South of Wilshire? Yes. 204 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,678 In Los Angeles? 205 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,636 My dad did not move out of the hood 206 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,986 just so I could move right back. 207 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,686 You are really living up to your name today, aren't you? 208 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:07,165 What are you talking about? 209 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,167 You know, I figured we'd learn something about each other 210 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,387 in this process, and I'm learning that 211 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,910 you're just like your father. 212 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,651 Oh. 213 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:16,523 If I was like my father, 214 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:19,134 my favorite Beyoncé song would be "Daddy Lessons," 215 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:21,528 not "Me, Myself and I." Okay? You crazy. Okay. 216 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,920 You got me all wrong, woman. Whatever. 217 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,792 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 218 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:27,316 I really think we should go inside. 219 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:28,883 Standing in one spot for too long 220 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:31,755 is a sign of aggression in Little Haiti. 221 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,503 Can you believe Olivia thinks I act just like Dad? 222 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,027 You know, I've been told I'm like Mom 223 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:46,378 or I've been told I'm like a less cool Steve Urkel. 224 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:49,599 Someone even said I'm like if Drake never left "Degrassi." 225 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,906 I really hita nerve with that one, didn't I? -Yeah, you did. 226 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:55,779 But no one has ever said I'm like Dad. Mm. 227 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:58,782 What could she have possibly seen to even think that? 228 00:07:58,826 --> 00:07:59,827 Well, you must have done something 229 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,481 for her to feel that way. 230 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,004 Did you say you wanted one French fry, 231 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,309 and then you ate them all? Hm. 232 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:07,269 No. I pointed out that she has terrible taste 233 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,532 and that I don't work my ass off 234 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,533 to live in a tenement. 235 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,492 God. 236 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:16,974 A Black man can't get away with anything in this place. 237 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,628 -Oh, my gosh. -Oh, now I see it, too. 238 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,456 -Junior, this is bad. -Mm-hmm. 239 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,892 There's only one person who can get away with 240 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,286 being like Dad, and that's Dad. 241 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,983 And that's only because he trapped Mom with five kids. 242 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,289 Right. 243 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,073 -Do I really soundthat bad? -Mm. 244 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,249 I wasn't trying to be a jerk. I just -- 245 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,556 It's really stressful trying to find a place. 246 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,124 Blaming your poor behavior on your stress. 247 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,865 You're just like Dad. 248 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:38,909 -You know what? -Wow. 249 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,345 Maybe there's still time to fix this. 250 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,564 Right? 251 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,218 I'm not gonna stomp my feet. 252 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,437 I'm not gonna roll my eyes. 253 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,570 And I am not gonna overreact. 254 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,703 I can control myself. 255 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,443 I'm not gonna be like Dad. 256 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,445 Okay. Okay. Oh. Right? 257 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,275 He's gonna be living in his car again. 258 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,842 Yeah. Man goin' crazy. 259 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,064 Bow might have thought she was special 260 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,110 because she could sit alone for a few minutes, 261 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:09,984 but anything Bow could do, I could do better. 262 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:13,553 Oh, wow. Look at this -- a forward! Oh, my God. 263 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:17,208 Oh, you know, most people skip over this, but, no, not me. 264 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:22,039 When I read a book, I like to devour it from cover to cover. 265 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,781 Now, let me see what Beanie Sigel has to say. 266 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:25,913 You know you're proving my point, right? 267 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,741 Shh. 268 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,178 Do you mind not disturbing me? 269 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,006 I'm trying to read. Uh-huh. 270 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,050 Thank you. 271 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,225 Mm-hmm. 272 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,531 Hey, Dad. Yeah? 273 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,620 I rigged a Super Soaker to shoot foam darts 274 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,230 and a Nerf gun to shoot water. 275 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,058 Ah. I feel like when Thomas Edison 276 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,364 invented the light switch. 277 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,061 How did you build up enough pressure? 278 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,498 And -- And does the water gun shoot foam darts one at a time, 279 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,848 or did you switch it over to full auto? 280 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,807 Oh. 281 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,156 You know what, son? Yeah. 282 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,897 I really don't have the time for this right now. 283 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,508 I'm...kind of enjoying some alone time. 284 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,858 Oh. Okay. Alright. Thank you. 285 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,036 Mm. 286 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,651 You know, I'm gonna -- I'm gonna need a bookmark. 287 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,088 You know, I'm probably gonna finish this in one sitting, 288 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,220 but, you know, just in case. 289 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,135 Oh. Look at this. 290 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:17,355 An unpaid bill for our property tax. 291 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,140 Ah. Perfect. 292 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,532 You're ridiculous, Dre. 293 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,494 I'm gonna go read on a freeway on-ramp, 294 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:29,019 because that is a quieter place than here. 295 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,153 Mm-mm-mm-mm. 296 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,200 Oh, wow. 297 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,507 Yeah, thanks for agreeing to see this one. 298 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,379 I know it's not our dream, but I think it has potential. 299 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,643 I'm sure it's gonna be great. 300 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,340 This place has lots of amenities -- 301 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,516 a kitchen, walls, windows that close, 302 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,213 ceilings in every room. 303 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,867 Yeah, it's really spacious. 304 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,348 And -- And I know it's got a view of the liquor store 305 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,872 with the neon clown on top, but -- 306 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,570 We'll just get some, uh, blackout curtains. 307 00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,354 Problem solved. 308 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,703 Are you sure? 309 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,444 Totally sure, babe. 310 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,228 Okay. 311 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:07,449 -And I know it's alsosuper beige, but we can paint. -Mm-hmm. 312 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,059 You can't paint. 313 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,974 So, we get some plants to warm it up. No problem. 314 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,976 You should get a Venus flytrap. 315 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,762 And if there's such thing as a Venus roach-trap, 316 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,111 you should get one of those, too. 317 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,330 Yep. Okay, I like it. 318 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,203 But what do you think? And be honest. 319 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,944 Honestly? 320 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,033 I am totally down with whatever 321 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,730 puts a smile this big on your face. 322 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,732 Aww. Charlie, we'll take it. 323 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,299 Won't he do it? 324 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,997 And they said I couldn't rent a place where someone died. 325 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,131 Oh. 326 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,960 I was determined to prove Bow wrong. 327 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,224 The only problem was books are dumb. 328 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,617 They're basically spoilers for movies. 329 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,533 It was time to find my own way of being alone. 330 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,449 Yeah, like communing with the spirit of music. 331 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,848 Sometimes, music is dumb, too. 332 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,155 I need to immerse myself in nature. 333 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,156 ♪ Oh 334 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:11,165 Perfect. 335 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:15,212 Diane! Jack! 336 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,041 Come see what I did to this little-ass tree! 337 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,220 Bow?! 338 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,528 Mama?! 339 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,399 Janine?! 340 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,797 Turned out Bow was right. 341 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,975 No matter what I tried, I couldn't enjoy being alone. 342 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:46,069 -Now, we're gonna need your firstmonth's and last month's rent. -Okay. 343 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,592 We would need a credit score, 344 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,116 but nobody in the building has credit, 345 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,205 so you're good to go on that. 346 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,468 -Of course. -Oh, this is so exciting. 347 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:55,775 Okay, okay. 348 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,516 All we have to do is sign these papers 349 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,953 and the place is ours. 350 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,216 Yep. 351 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,044 All we have to do is sign this lease. 352 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:04,827 Yes. Alright. 353 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,525 Yep. So... 354 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,920 Mm. 355 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,617 Do you want me to sign it first? 356 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,923 No, no, no, no. I got it. 357 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,056 It's just a -- It's a simple, two-page lease. 358 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,622 I just -- I want to review it 359 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,320 to make sure we don't have to have a lawyer look at it. 360 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,931 -You know? -Oh, no, no. It's your standard slumlord agreement. 361 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,063 Yeah, I'm sure it is. 362 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,673 Yeah. Right. 363 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,893 Oh. Oh, no. 364 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,852 Is this a blue pen? Ugh. 365 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,723 I feel like we have to sign in black 366 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,116 to make things legal and binding, of course. 367 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,553 Oh. 368 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,120 Okay, Junior, what's going on? 369 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,473 I cannot live in that dump! 370 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,867 -What? -All the trees in that neighborhood 371 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,216 were cellphone towers, 372 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,653 and they still had rats living in them. 373 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,873 I'm sorry if I'm acting like my dad, 374 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,310 but my dad takes great care of our family, 375 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,877 and he has great taste. 376 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,966 You know, there's a reason that I'm named after him, 377 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,533 and that's because ain't no Johnson 378 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,230 staying up in that apartment. 379 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,845 Wow. 380 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:09,152 I'll tell you -- moving in together is never easy. 381 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,676 Mm. That's why I recommend... 382 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,158 Charlie Telphy's relationship counseling. 383 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,117 Oh, sorry. That says "cognac sommelier." 384 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,553 Sorry about that. 385 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,645 Check this out. 386 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:24,951 Would you be okay living in an apartment 387 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:28,693 with a 20-foot neon clown outside your window? 388 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,827 Unless I was a fugitive, absolutely not. 389 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,222 And would you be okay living in a fifth-story walk-up 390 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,050 just to save 20 bucks a month? 391 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,922 I didn't move out of the hood just to move right back into it. 392 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:44,622 Thank you! Olivia's just so full of bad apartment ideas. 393 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,189 Mm. I had to let her know what's up. 394 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,799 Just like you would. 395 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,366 Guess I'm just a chip off the old block. 396 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,542 Ha! The hell you are. 397 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,197 What? Come on, son. 398 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,025 You're nothing like me. 399 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,375 But -- But I-I-I put my foot down. 400 00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,986 I-I pouted. 401 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,903 I was so full of false confidence for no reason. 402 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,080 I-I even honked at a church bus on the way home. 403 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,995 It was a very Dre Johnson moment. 404 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,561 Yeah. But you probably felt bad 405 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,346 after you did what you did, huh? 406 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,914 Which is nothing like me. 407 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:19,309 Son...you're compassionate, you're kind, 408 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:23,183 your heart is usually in the right place. 409 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,098 Those are the things that Olivia likes about you, 410 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,926 and so do I. 411 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,841 -Hell, sometimes I wishI could be more like you. -Really? 412 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,932 Yes. It would do wonders for my blood pressure. 413 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,498 Wow. 414 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,978 I really made a fool of myself. 415 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,810 Sometimes, our partners see things in us 416 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:45,553 that we can't see in ourselves, which makes us defensive. 417 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,991 If it were me, I would dig in deep and make it worse. 418 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,993 But don't be like me. 419 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:54,692 Alright? You have a chance to be a new kind of Johnson. 420 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,131 You're right. 421 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002 I'm gonna go back over there. 422 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,136 Hey, you know, Dad, you can change, too. 423 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,746 You just have to brush up on 424 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:08,706 some nurturing and listening techniques. 425 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,186 Nah. 426 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,666 I got a good thing going. 427 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,493 I don't want to mess it up. 428 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,886 Okay. 429 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:28,988 Damn it, they're beautiful. 430 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,381 I bought the most apologetic bouquet they had. 431 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,948 They call it the Tiger Woods. 432 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,603 Alright, come on in. 433 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,175 Look, I'm sorry about the way I acted. 434 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,915 When you said I was acting like my dad, 435 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,223 just -- something short-circuited in my brain. 436 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,357 Let's just say there are certain aspects of his personality 437 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,837 that I consciously try not to lean into. 438 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,405 Well, to be honest, I've seen enough of 439 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,059 you and your father together 440 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,800 to know that I was pushing a button. 441 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,283 So, I guess our apartment search 442 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,328 is right back where it started. 443 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,851 Yep. 444 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,289 It's gonna be hard to find the perfect place 445 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,247 that we can afford, 446 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:15,382 where we can still cuddle and watch reality TV on the couch. 447 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:20,126 And make our special dinners in a kitchen with an island 448 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,736 and cuddle in bed 449 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,086 and do New York Times crossword puzzles 450 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,655 on a Sunday morning, like we do here. 451 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,223 I know we wanted to find a new place to make a fresh start, 452 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,399 but do you just want to move in here? 453 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,315 Yes, please. 454 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,446 Okay. 455 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,969 Just like in the movies, 456 00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,276 Junior and Olivia hit a little snag. 457 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,279 Luckily, with a little wisdom from Dad, 458 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,455 their love conquered all. 459 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:49,503 It's just the kind of sappy ending you suckers eat up. 460 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,549 Hello. Hey. 461 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,724 Hi. 462 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,119 Well, in case you are wondering... Mm. 463 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,034 ...I had a great day. Oh. 464 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,952 I found a peace that one only gets from being...alone. 465 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,388 Mm. 466 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,128 You hated it, didn't you? 467 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,130 I did. 468 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,959 You know, even though I found out I'm a bonsai master... Hm. 469 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,439 ...I couldn't even really enjoy it 470 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,963 because I couldn't share it with the people that I love. 471 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,834 Aww, that's so sweet. 472 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,488 You know, it's kind of on me, Dre. 473 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,881 I can't expect you to do something 474 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,839 you don't have the discipline to do. Mm. 475 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,798 It's like a dog. Hey -- 476 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,582 You know, you can't ask a dog to not eat the treats 477 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,149 and then leave the treats on the table. 478 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,282 It's a dog. Mm. 479 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,416 Are you looking at your phone? 480 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,811 No. No. I can't believe you. 481 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,422 -You are a dog, too. -No, I'm not. 482 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,554 Yes, you are. I'm not. 483 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,165 Mm-hmm. I just -- I -- 484 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,298 I'm not good at being alone anymore. 485 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,213 Babe, you are not alone. 486 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,562 I am alone, Dre. 487 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,564 I only have like 15 followers on Instagram, 488 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,392 and it's just hard. 489 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,569 It's hard being alone by yourself with your thoughts. 490 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,658 -I used to be so good at it. -Mm. 491 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,312 But now I can't even enjoy myself 492 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,617 because all I'm thinking about 493 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,924 is how terrible it is in the world 494 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,882 and how, when we die, 495 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,234 we are gonna be forgotten within two generations. 496 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,323 And that's why I don't want to be alone. 497 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,238 I don't want to think about that stuff, either. 498 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,630 I have dark thoughts, Bow. 499 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,719 You have dark thoughts? 500 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,200 Left to my own devices, all I think about 501 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,767 is the fact that you're gonna die before me 502 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,769 and what a hassle it's gonna be for me to start dating. 503 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,032 Is that what you think about when you drink this tea? 504 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,165 If I'm not listening to a podcast, yes. 505 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,253 Okay, you know what? 506 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,385 We both are bad at being alone, 507 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:34,260 so maybe you and me should see how things go being together. 508 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,652 Hm. 509 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,219 You want to rewatch "A Different World"? 510 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,004 Yes, I do, because when I stopped talking, 511 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,312 all I was thinking about was the polar ice caps melting. 512 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,574 I need a palate cleanser. 513 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,142 Can we skip the first season? 514 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,578 'Cause it only got good once it turned into a Black college. 515 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,101 Right? Yeah. 516 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,581 Hey, you want to see how I pruned the hell 517 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,540 -out ofthis little-ass tree? -I do, I do, I do. 518 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,106 Alright. I gotta dig it out of the trash can, 519 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,151 -but I got it. -You threw it away? 520 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:04,464 ♪ I can't believe I believed everything we had would last♪ 521 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,293 ♪ So young and naive for me♪ 522 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,470 ♪ To think she was from your past♪ 523 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:16,258 ♪ Silly of me to dream of one day having your kids♪ 524 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,607 ♪ Love is so blind♪ 525 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,785 ♪ It feels right when it's wrong♪ 526 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,267 ♪ I can't believe I fell for your schemes♪ 527 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,748 ♪ I'm smarter than that♪ 528 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:31,404 ♪ So dumb and naive to believe that with me♪ 529 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,319 ♪ You're a changed man♪ 530 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,843 ♪ Foolish of me to compete♪ 531 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:39,063 ♪ When you cheat with loose women♪ 532 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:44,286 ♪ It took me some time, but now I moved on♪ 533 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,592 ♪ Because I realized I got♪ 534 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,507 ♪ Me, myself and I♪ 535 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,639 ♪ That's all I got in the end♪ 536 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,075 ♪ That's what I found out♪ 537 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,252 ♪ And it ain't no need to cry♪ 538 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,123 ♪ I took a vow that from now on♪ 539 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,559 ♪ I'm gon' be my own best friend♪ 540 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:57,734 Whoa. 541 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,998 Hey. 542 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,827 What are you doing? 543 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,786 Uh...nothing. 544 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,004 Huh. 545 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:10,051 What are you doing? 546 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,487 Nothing. 547 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,664 Okay. Cool. 548 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,796 Yeah. It's cool. 549 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:16,971 ♪ A thousand times♪ 550 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,321 ♪ I have cried so many times♪ 551 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,368 ♪ I can't regret time spent with you♪ 552 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,282 ♪ I can't -- ♪