1 00:00:01,092 --> 00:00:04,302 Los Angeles is a beautiful place to live. 2 00:00:04,327 --> 00:00:06,497 We don't need a vacation to go to the beach, 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,840 and it almost never rains. 4 00:00:08,873 --> 00:00:11,810 Unfortunately, the Johnsons live in the Valley. 5 00:00:11,843 --> 00:00:13,679 So when it gets hot out here... 6 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:15,755 - Ugh! - ...it really gets hot. 7 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:17,415 Oh, God! 8 00:00:17,449 --> 00:00:19,317 I didn't think I was gonna make it home from the jog. 9 00:00:19,343 --> 00:00:21,650 It was so hot, I had to drink hose water. 10 00:00:21,675 --> 00:00:22,842 I told you not to go out there. 11 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:25,061 Baby, we are not outside people. 12 00:00:25,086 --> 00:00:26,491 Then why did we put in a pool? 13 00:00:26,517 --> 00:00:29,261 - I like to stunt. - Okay. Whatever. 14 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,007 Listen, I got to cool off. 15 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,831 Alright. Well, luckily, 16 00:00:32,872 --> 00:00:36,341 I have a cool indoor activity planned for the family. 17 00:00:36,368 --> 00:00:37,502 Johnson Family on Ice. 18 00:00:37,535 --> 00:00:39,371 Please say Johnson Family on Ice. 19 00:00:39,404 --> 00:00:41,874 Yes, Johnson Family on Ice, 20 00:00:41,907 --> 00:00:44,677 where we kick up the A/C to beat the heat 21 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:47,777 - and have an Ice Cube movie marathon. - Whoo! 22 00:00:47,816 --> 00:00:49,882 I'm finally old enough to watch the whole "Friday" trilogy. 23 00:00:49,914 --> 00:00:52,350 I know it's Friday and he ain't got no job, 24 00:00:52,383 --> 00:00:53,518 but what happens next? 25 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:55,587 Well, son, you're in for a treat. 26 00:00:55,621 --> 00:00:58,824 Plus, I have a surprise for this very special occasion. 27 00:00:58,856 --> 00:01:00,426 Oh, my God! Is Ice Cube here?! 28 00:01:00,459 --> 00:01:01,761 Ohh. 29 00:01:01,794 --> 00:01:02,862 Yay-yay! 30 00:01:02,895 --> 00:01:05,363 Old-timey popcorn machine?! 31 00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:08,366 This is why I defend you when people say you are a bad father. 32 00:01:08,399 --> 00:01:09,568 Ahh! 33 00:01:09,601 --> 00:01:12,437 Let the hot, buttery fun begin! 34 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:14,806 Trois, deux... 35 00:01:14,839 --> 00:01:16,208 Oh, God. 36 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,276 - Oh, no. - Oh. 37 00:01:17,309 --> 00:01:18,411 I think the A/C is out. 38 00:01:18,443 --> 00:01:19,711 - No. - What? 39 00:01:19,744 --> 00:01:21,813 It's supposed to be 110 degrees today. 40 00:01:21,846 --> 00:01:24,282 Uh, is it gonna be okay? I feel like it's not gonna be okay. 41 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:25,650 - It's gonna be... - No! N-N-N-N-N-N-No! 42 00:01:25,691 --> 00:01:28,828 Nobody panic. We have a ton of fans in the garage. 43 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:31,657 Okay, Bow, those fans need electricity. 44 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:33,626 What kind of doctor are you? 45 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,327 I'm sorry. I'm just so hot! 46 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,756 Is there anyone else having trouble breathing? 47 00:01:36,781 --> 00:01:37,849 - No. - Oh, God. You know what? 48 00:01:37,874 --> 00:01:39,731 I think we should alternate 49 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:41,434 so that we don't use up all the oxygen. 50 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:44,003 As I watched my family fall apart, 51 00:01:44,036 --> 00:01:47,540 I realized today was not a good day. 52 00:01:47,572 --> 00:01:50,309 Yay-yayyyy. 53 00:01:50,342 --> 00:01:53,253 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 54 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:59,385 All the white people's power is out, too, so it's not just us. 55 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:00,952 Mama, I paid my bill. 56 00:02:00,985 --> 00:02:03,856 Baby, listen. I just said what everybody's thinking. 57 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:06,024 You didn't need to run all up and down the street, Dre. 58 00:02:06,057 --> 00:02:08,593 The neighbors are already talking about it on Nextdoor. 59 00:02:08,626 --> 00:02:10,028 Okay. What are they saying? 60 00:02:10,061 --> 00:02:12,999 Well, one person says that it's gonna be out all week. 61 00:02:13,031 --> 00:02:15,300 Now they're saying it's just a rolling blackout. 62 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:16,602 And then... Oh, look at that. 63 00:02:16,634 --> 00:02:18,703 Janine has hijacked the thread. 64 00:02:18,737 --> 00:02:21,274 She's saying the fireworks are scaring her punk-ass dog. 65 00:02:21,306 --> 00:02:22,607 Okay. You know what? 66 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,442 There's no guarantee that it's coming back soon. 67 00:02:24,476 --> 00:02:27,479 This could be the beginning of a "Mad Max" situation. 68 00:02:27,513 --> 00:02:28,581 A what? 69 00:02:28,614 --> 00:02:29,749 I've got to get to the store 70 00:02:29,781 --> 00:02:32,417 and buy all the pasta before some idiot starts a panic buy. 71 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:34,487 - No! - Well, listen, make sure you get some Lysol, 72 00:02:34,519 --> 00:02:36,421 - any kind of flat meat... - Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:36,454 --> 00:02:39,858 ...and fill your trunk up with those dried beans. 74 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:42,696 - Take the spare tire out if you have to. - Yes, Mama. 75 00:02:42,721 --> 00:02:43,728 - Listen. - Mm. 76 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:45,063 You're making too big of a deal of this. 77 00:02:45,089 --> 00:02:47,025 You tell that to the dinosaurs. 78 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,001 I'm going to clean my gun. 79 00:02:50,568 --> 00:02:53,038 Okay, you are overreacting! 80 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,341 The power's only been out for five minutes. 81 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:56,609 Okay. You know what, baby? 82 00:02:56,642 --> 00:02:57,676 The way this year's gone, 83 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,346 with the fires, the earthquakes, and the pandemic, 84 00:03:00,378 --> 00:03:03,624 there is no such thing as an overreaction anymore. 85 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:07,319 Really? Dre, we haven't been able to park in the garage 86 00:03:07,352 --> 00:03:08,853 since the spring. 87 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:11,890 Will you just admit that you bought too much? 88 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:13,092 No. 89 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:14,360 I didn't buy enough. 90 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:15,728 I can't put my feet up. 91 00:03:17,128 --> 00:03:18,096 Mm-hmm. 92 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,065 Bow, it is my job 93 00:03:19,097 --> 00:03:22,434 to make sure that the Johnsons are prepared. 94 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:25,404 Dre, it is just a little power outage, okay? 95 00:03:25,436 --> 00:03:27,072 If we run out of anything, 96 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,709 we'll just borrow it from someone on the block. 97 00:03:29,741 --> 00:03:32,345 So you want to rely on strangers? 98 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:34,012 - They're not strangers! - What? 99 00:03:34,045 --> 00:03:35,781 They're our neighbors! 100 00:03:35,813 --> 00:03:38,017 And, anyway, everybody's already 101 00:03:38,049 --> 00:03:40,418 looking out for each other on the app. 102 00:03:40,452 --> 00:03:42,420 - Mm-hmm. - And it's... 103 00:03:42,454 --> 00:03:43,989 - Ooh. - What is it? 104 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:46,959 Well, there's a, um... possible looter. 105 00:03:46,991 --> 00:03:48,360 - What? - Yeah. 106 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,863 It says he's wearing a... 107 00:03:50,895 --> 00:03:52,364 loud polo shirt... 108 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,632 Hey... 109 00:03:53,664 --> 00:03:57,102 ...navy shorts, and a... giant necklace. 110 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:59,771 See? It's every man for himself. 111 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:02,008 Like I want to steal some of their garbage. 112 00:04:10,081 --> 00:04:11,116 What are you guys doing? 113 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,618 Pssh! Nothing. 114 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:13,818 Nothing at all. Yeah. 115 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:15,434 We're gonna have to grab his PlayStation later. 116 00:04:15,459 --> 00:04:16,513 - Yeah. - Okay. 117 00:04:16,538 --> 00:04:18,958 Were you guys trying to loot my room while I'm in here? 118 00:04:18,991 --> 00:04:20,092 - No! - No! 119 00:04:20,124 --> 00:04:21,459 We were just gonna check up on you. 120 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:22,827 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 121 00:04:22,861 --> 00:04:24,764 Fine. It's hotter than a tram at the zoo, 122 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,131 so we were sure that you fainted up here. 123 00:04:26,164 --> 00:04:27,499 Well, since you're here, 124 00:04:27,532 --> 00:04:28,967 you can help me find my portable charger. 125 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:31,604 My phone is dead, and I need to call Olivia. 126 00:04:31,636 --> 00:04:33,104 Your phone is always dead. 127 00:04:33,138 --> 00:04:35,174 Seriously, dude, you have to learn how to charge your phone. 128 00:04:35,207 --> 00:04:36,075 I know. 129 00:04:36,107 --> 00:04:37,742 Olivia is always saying 130 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:40,645 I'm gonna regret not having it charged in an emergency. 131 00:04:40,679 --> 00:04:42,614 I cannot let her be right. 132 00:04:42,648 --> 00:04:44,183 But she is right. 133 00:04:44,215 --> 00:04:47,485 Only if she knows she's right. 134 00:04:47,518 --> 00:04:48,953 You sound like Dad. 135 00:04:48,987 --> 00:04:50,155 Hurtful. 136 00:04:50,188 --> 00:04:52,624 Okay, guys, this is not a drill. 137 00:04:52,657 --> 00:04:54,193 We've gone from Johnsons on Ice 138 00:04:54,225 --> 00:04:56,661 to "Survivor: Johnsons Island," alright? 139 00:04:56,695 --> 00:04:58,030 We've got to get to the store because sometimes, 140 00:04:58,063 --> 00:05:00,666 they limit the items per customer in a crisis. 141 00:05:00,698 --> 00:05:01,800 This is how we triple up. 142 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,201 Let's go. Come on! Come on! 143 00:05:03,234 --> 00:05:05,069 Hey! Not you, alright? 144 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:06,905 We need room in the car for groceries. 145 00:05:06,938 --> 00:05:08,107 Fine! 146 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,743 Good luck getting stuff off the high shelves! 147 00:05:10,775 --> 00:05:14,513 If there's one thing you can count on during a crisis, 148 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:17,550 it's that people are gonna act stupid. 149 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,119 Okay, you know what? I'm glad I grabbed you two, 150 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:22,822 because these shelves are gonna be stripped bare real soon. 151 00:05:22,854 --> 00:05:24,622 Yeah, because of us. 152 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:25,924 We don't need all this bread. 153 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:29,094 What?! Bread is the duct tape of food! 154 00:05:29,126 --> 00:05:30,196 Breakfast, you have toast. 155 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:31,729 Lunch, a sandwich. 156 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:33,599 Dinner, croutons. 157 00:05:33,631 --> 00:05:35,567 Dessert, bread pudding. 158 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,536 That's a whole day in one loaf. 159 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,606 What? You don't know my situation. 160 00:05:40,638 --> 00:05:41,607 Look at all these kids. 161 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,809 Alright? And this is not even my whole family. 162 00:05:43,842 --> 00:05:46,612 Look, we go through three chickens at every meal, 163 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:48,847 so don't worry about how many bagels we need. 164 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,648 You're the only one who eats bagels. 165 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:52,150 You don't need to be talking about our business 166 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,085 in front of people. 167 00:05:54,119 --> 00:05:55,253 I'm just sayin'... 168 00:05:55,287 --> 00:05:57,022 Eyes on your own cart, Karen. 169 00:05:57,054 --> 00:05:58,756 See? Your mama? 170 00:05:58,789 --> 00:06:01,926 She wants to depend on judgmental people like her. 171 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,662 But my motto is, if you stay ready, 172 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,265 you don't have to get ready. 173 00:06:06,297 --> 00:06:08,032 But you weren't ready. 174 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,869 You know what? 175 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,669 You don't get dinner tonight. 176 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:13,938 - What?! - More toast for me. 177 00:06:13,972 --> 00:06:15,007 What? I... 178 00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:18,244 You see? This is why we had to jump into action. 179 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:20,646 Blackout is starting to spread. 180 00:06:20,679 --> 00:06:22,515 I'm sorry, ma'am. The card reader is down. 181 00:06:22,547 --> 00:06:23,581 But we can take cash. 182 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:24,949 I don't have any on me. 183 00:06:24,982 --> 00:06:27,785 Oh. Well, looky here. 184 00:06:27,818 --> 00:06:29,888 You were so busy minding my business 185 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,090 that you forgot to lock yours up. 186 00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:34,025 Me? 187 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:36,529 I always carry cash. 188 00:06:36,561 --> 00:06:38,830 In fact... 189 00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:40,866 I will be paying for her groceries. 190 00:06:40,898 --> 00:06:42,800 Thank you! 191 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:43,902 For myself. 192 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,672 And you said I wasn't ready. 193 00:06:47,705 --> 00:06:49,073 Ooh! That's it. 194 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:50,741 Oh, my God! 195 00:06:50,804 --> 00:06:52,573 - Mm. - This is insane! 196 00:06:52,605 --> 00:06:54,475 Dre, why aren't you putting this stuff in the kitchen? 197 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:56,744 - No room. - Oh, m... 198 00:06:56,776 --> 00:07:00,180 Yeah, I got us supplies to last us five days. 199 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:01,449 You're welcome. 200 00:07:01,482 --> 00:07:03,150 You got steaks? 201 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:05,885 I'm not gonna let a blackout rob me of my lifestyle. 202 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:09,317 Dre, do you know the story of the farmer and the river? 203 00:07:09,342 --> 00:07:10,543 - You know I don't, Bow. - Okay. 204 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:12,348 Well, there was a drought, Dre, 205 00:07:12,373 --> 00:07:13,875 but the farmer lived by a river, 206 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,402 so he was fine with his crops 207 00:07:16,427 --> 00:07:18,797 and he was safe and he could eat. 208 00:07:18,822 --> 00:07:24,047 But when the drought ended, he walked down into the town, 209 00:07:24,078 --> 00:07:26,013 and he discovered 210 00:07:26,038 --> 00:07:29,376 that everyone else had died of hunger. 211 00:07:29,401 --> 00:07:32,805 So the River Man became the mayor of his own town, 212 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:34,599 and the idiots died. 213 00:07:34,624 --> 00:07:36,593 Natural selection, Bow. 214 00:07:36,642 --> 00:07:38,310 So you're telling me that you would prefer to live 215 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:42,048 in a society that has no community 216 00:07:42,081 --> 00:07:43,682 so you can get yours. 217 00:07:43,716 --> 00:07:47,386 Okay, the key word is "live," Bow. 218 00:07:47,418 --> 00:07:49,521 It's not my job to look out for the community. 219 00:07:49,555 --> 00:07:52,391 It's my job to look out for me and mine. 220 00:07:52,423 --> 00:07:54,592 - Who are you? - If it were up to you, 221 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,529 we would probably live with our doors unlocked 222 00:07:56,562 --> 00:07:58,764 and you would have all of our money outside. 223 00:07:58,796 --> 00:08:01,700 - Why would I put money outside? - I am a wartime general, Bow. 224 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:03,435 - Wartime? - Yes, warti... 225 00:08:03,469 --> 00:08:04,403 On the floor, Bow! 226 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:06,671 Down! Down! Incoming! 227 00:08:06,704 --> 00:08:08,373 Okay, you are embarrassing yourself. 228 00:08:09,541 --> 00:08:11,377 - Oh, hi, friend! - Hi! 229 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:14,412 I hate to ask this, but do you have any extra TP? 230 00:08:14,445 --> 00:08:15,580 The stores are all out. 231 00:08:15,613 --> 00:08:17,115 - Actu... - Uh, we do not. 232 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:19,952 Uh... actually... 233 00:08:19,985 --> 00:08:21,520 we do. 234 00:08:21,553 --> 00:08:22,855 I will leave you, Bow. 235 00:08:22,887 --> 00:08:24,122 Excuse me. Do you mind if we just... 236 00:08:24,156 --> 00:08:25,791 I'm... Just give us one second. 237 00:08:25,824 --> 00:08:26,792 What are you doing? 238 00:08:26,824 --> 00:08:29,961 Dre, we have enough toilet paper. 239 00:08:29,995 --> 00:08:31,964 We can give it to her. Okay? 240 00:08:31,997 --> 00:08:34,500 We have an obligation to provide it. 241 00:08:34,532 --> 00:08:37,369 She has a front yard full of leaves, Bow. 242 00:08:37,402 --> 00:08:39,104 She'll be fine. 243 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:40,545 And what about her children? 244 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:42,653 - It's not my fault she's a bad mother. - Dre... 245 00:08:42,678 --> 00:08:44,976 Maybe you ought to move a little farther into the house 246 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:46,812 - to have this conversation. - Sorry about that. 247 00:08:46,844 --> 00:08:48,646 - That hurt when he... - You hear... Yeah. Okay. 248 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,015 - You were supposed to hear it. - Okay. 249 00:08:50,047 --> 00:08:52,817 She is asking for something that we can provide. 250 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:54,953 We can help... 251 00:08:54,987 --> 00:08:56,655 so we are gonna help. 252 00:08:56,688 --> 00:08:57,857 Here you go. 253 00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:59,492 Oh. Thank you so much. 254 00:08:59,525 --> 00:09:01,761 You are literally saving my life... 255 00:09:01,794 --> 00:09:03,162 and my good napkins. 256 00:09:03,195 --> 00:09:04,763 I am so sorry about my husband. 257 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:06,270 He does not seem to understand 258 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,231 that when you live in a neighborhood... 259 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,192 - Yeah. - ...it's about helping each other. 260 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,170 You know what? I've got a generator. 261 00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:14,140 You want to come over and cool off? 262 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:15,607 - Yes! - You. You. 263 00:09:16,407 --> 00:09:18,510 Yes, of course. Of course, of course, of course. 264 00:09:18,544 --> 00:09:22,080 I would love to. And I will be right over. 265 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:23,581 I'm gonna go chill some toothpicks. 266 00:09:23,614 --> 00:09:25,517 - Alright, great! - Oh, my God. Toothpicks? 267 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:26,919 I hope you like sausage. 268 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:30,189 And there it was. 269 00:09:30,222 --> 00:09:32,360 In our moment of crisis, 270 00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:35,952 Bow had chosen a stranger over her own family. 271 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:39,823 River Man would have never survived had he had a wife! 272 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,620 While I was providing for my family, 273 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:48,673 Bow was putting everyone and their mamas before us. 274 00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:52,143 I always knew that one day, you would betray me. 275 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,747 Of course, I thought it would be with Prince, 276 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,781 - at an after show. - Oh, my God. Alright. 277 00:09:56,815 --> 00:09:58,817 You know, really, after all, it is Prince. 278 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,118 I wouldn't be able to blame you. 279 00:10:00,152 --> 00:10:03,521 But never in my wildest dreams did I see this coming. 280 00:10:03,555 --> 00:10:04,622 Are you done? 281 00:10:04,656 --> 00:10:06,157 - I'm never done. - Wow. 282 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,026 And now you're taking her wine? 283 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,494 - Yes. - Why don't you give her one of the kids? 284 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,563 I mean, we have a surplus of those, too. 285 00:10:11,597 --> 00:10:13,866 You're starting something you can't stop. 286 00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:15,834 Dre, you don't think that the pandemic 287 00:10:15,868 --> 00:10:18,036 has made people realize that we're all in this together? 288 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:20,104 I did something for Janine, 289 00:10:20,137 --> 00:10:22,173 and now she's opening up her house to us. 290 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,675 But no! 291 00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:27,112 You would rather die in this heat 292 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:30,916 than admit that your glorious wife is right. 293 00:10:30,949 --> 00:10:33,319 My people are from Africa, Bow. 294 00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:35,041 I ain't scared of a little heat. 295 00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:36,835 Well, I am. 296 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:37,995 Yeah, you would be. 297 00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:40,739 Plus, Janine has power, and I need to charge my phone. 298 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:42,407 Well, I'm sure that she will let you, 299 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,843 because you are a part of this community. 300 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:45,909 Come on, guys. Let's go get in some A/C. 301 00:10:45,942 --> 00:10:48,345 No. You can take Junior. 302 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,648 He can go over there and dip his celery in mayonnaise 303 00:10:50,682 --> 00:10:51,783 - with Janine, but... - What? 304 00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,051 ...my two real kids? 305 00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:54,152 They're gonna stay here with me. 306 00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:55,953 - Right, kids? - Huddle. 307 00:10:58,922 --> 00:11:00,091 We're staying at the Johnson house. 308 00:11:00,124 --> 00:11:01,725 But mostly for the doomsday steaks. 309 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,360 Okay, that's fine. 310 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:05,830 But if you change your mind, 311 00:11:05,863 --> 00:11:07,832 just know that everyone is welcome. 312 00:11:07,865 --> 00:11:10,768 Well... 313 00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:12,937 not everyone. 314 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,439 Come on, Junior. Let's go. 315 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:15,906 Deuces. 316 00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:19,943 Let's go fire up this grill. 317 00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:24,916 Alright! 318 00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:27,751 As payment for your loyalty, 319 00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:30,454 you two get first choice when those come off the grill. 320 00:11:30,488 --> 00:11:32,757 Not gonna lie... so far, you're winning this battle. 321 00:11:32,789 --> 00:11:34,091 Thank you, Jack. 322 00:11:34,124 --> 00:11:35,826 And I like how you turned survival 323 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,928 into a fun family competition. 324 00:11:37,961 --> 00:11:40,432 Baby girl, life is a competition. 325 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:43,167 That's why we always have to be there for each other. 326 00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:45,103 And I'm prepared enough for all of us. 327 00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:46,770 - Amen. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:49,841 That's why I always carry cash on me 329 00:11:49,874 --> 00:11:52,177 and I never let my gas dip below a quarter of a tank. 330 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,812 I never want to let you guys down. 331 00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:55,046 Mm. 332 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:56,981 Let's get this started right here. 333 00:11:58,483 --> 00:11:59,884 Uh, you know, sometimes, you got to hit both of them. 334 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,452 Wait a minute. 335 00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:04,021 Uh, do you have a different gas tank rule for propane? 336 00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:06,024 Uh, maybe it just ran out. 337 00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,725 That's okay. Let's just go buy some. 338 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:09,159 If I'm being honest, 339 00:12:09,192 --> 00:12:11,795 I may have, uh, jeopardized our cash reserves 340 00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,999 while trying to teach that lady a lesson at the store. 341 00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:16,734 But you know what? 342 00:12:16,768 --> 00:12:18,970 You guys can put those steaks on ice, 343 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,272 and I will come back with some propane, okay? 344 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:24,109 Just give me an hour, and I will have that grill up and running. 345 00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:26,744 It's cool. Let me know how that goes. 346 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:27,912 I'll be at Janine's. 347 00:12:27,945 --> 00:12:29,781 - What? - Yep. I'm out. 348 00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,014 You really think that this steak 349 00:12:31,047 --> 00:12:32,350 is worth the pit stains in this fresh tee? 350 00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:33,785 Pssh! 351 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,319 But I thought you believed in me, son. 352 00:12:35,352 --> 00:12:38,822 Mm... I think I believed in the idea of you. 353 00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,991 If you think that I can't eat 354 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:44,261 11 pounds of bone-in rib-eye steak, 355 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,865 you're just as crazy as your mother! 356 00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:47,966 Ha! 357 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,401 Ahh! 358 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,136 Ahhhhhh! 359 00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:55,240 I cannot tell you how wonderful it feels in here. 360 00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:56,007 Mm! 361 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,143 Yeah, I like to keep it at 66, 362 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,278 so if you get a little chilly, there's electric blankets. 363 00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:03,148 Oh! It is so nice that my kids get to see what it... 364 00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:04,282 what it feels like 365 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:06,184 when community actually comes together. 366 00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:09,953 I love that we are looking out for each other. 367 00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:13,091 Which... leads me to this. 368 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,558 Don't you wish you knew a way 369 00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:18,196 to make a little extra cash in your spare time? 370 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,497 What? 371 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,998 Allow me to take you on a trip into the future. 372 00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:25,470 Unh! Please tell me this is the start of a magic trick. 373 00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,105 It's no trick. 374 00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:28,540 It's your ticket... 375 00:13:28,572 --> 00:13:30,475 to financial freedom 376 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:34,278 and the glorious world of GloGenics! 377 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,513 The Ponzi scheme? 378 00:13:35,546 --> 00:13:38,483 Oh! Mnh-mnh-mnh. The lifestyle brand. 379 00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:41,852 Gosh, I've been wanting to get you on the team for a while now. 380 00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:44,355 I pretty much tapped out my community, 381 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,292 but I thought you could tap into a new market at your... 382 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,259 What? Like, uh, your church or your... 383 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:51,028 - Oh, wow. - ...salon... 384 00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:52,563 or with your sister girls. 385 00:13:52,596 --> 00:13:54,432 You know, a market that I don't have access to. 386 00:13:54,465 --> 00:13:55,867 Uh-huh. 387 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:56,934 I can't believe this is happening. 388 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,868 Believe it. 389 00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,504 Okay, let's take a look 390 00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:04,142 at how GloGenics can unlock your full economic potential. 391 00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:10,113 Alright, alright, alright! 392 00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:13,283 I got my gun and my road wine. 393 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:16,454 Reminds me of when we went to buy diapers 394 00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:18,990 after the Raiders' championship in '83. 395 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,158 - Okay, Mama? - Mm? 396 00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:21,960 If you got a concealed weapons permit, 397 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,194 you're not allowed to drink. 398 00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:24,595 Who said I got a permit? 399 00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:27,097 Is everything alright over there? 400 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,632 Yeah, man. Hey, we good. 401 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:29,767 This is my house. 402 00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:32,437 Oh. Sorry if I startled you. I know it's your house, Dre. 403 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,971 You just have a lot of propane tanks in your trunk. 404 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:35,606 I thought I'd help you out. 405 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:36,640 How do you know my name? 406 00:14:36,674 --> 00:14:39,142 Baby, you're the only Black man on the street. 407 00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:40,511 Everybody knows your name. 408 00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:41,678 Well, yeah. 409 00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:43,413 Well, also because I've been your neighbor for eight years. 410 00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:44,481 What? 411 00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:46,083 Wayne? 412 00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,417 From down the block? 413 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,586 - Yes! - Yes. 414 00:14:48,619 --> 00:14:50,220 Yes! 415 00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:52,156 Wayne in the yellow house with the wife, Vicki. 416 00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:54,892 Blue house, husband, Steve. 417 00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:57,328 - Right, right, right. Right, yeah. - Uh-huh. 418 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,663 Okay. I mean, everything's good, man. 419 00:14:58,696 --> 00:14:59,596 - You know, we just... - Yeah. 420 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:00,865 ...just ran out of propane. That's all. 421 00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:03,497 Well, I got an extra tank in my garage. I'll go grab it for you. 422 00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:05,770 Okay. Well, you know, can I at least give you some money for it? 423 00:15:05,795 --> 00:15:07,272 Absolutely not. 424 00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,673 We're neighbors. 425 00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,307 You'd do the same for me, right? 426 00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,310 - Be right back. - E... 427 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,913 Looking at this stranger willing to help me out 428 00:15:14,946 --> 00:15:17,315 for absolutely nothing in return 429 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:20,517 made me realize that I was wrong about everything. 430 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,020 - Listen, baby. - Hmm? 431 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,453 When he comes back, 432 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,456 just let me know if you need me to stand my ground. 433 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,494 - Mama. - I'll wait till he's on our property. 434 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,269 Bow was right. 435 00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,357 People can come together in times of need. 436 00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:38,053 I knew it was time to admit that I was wrong. 437 00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:40,522 What are you doing back so soon? 438 00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:41,957 Yes. 439 00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,825 And why do you smell like lavender? 440 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:48,096 It was a parting gift from Janine. 441 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:51,365 She is trying to break into the urban market, Dre. 442 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:53,033 - Eh? - People are the worst. 443 00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:55,336 The only people you can count on are ourselves. 444 00:15:57,337 --> 00:15:59,039 I was wrong. 445 00:15:59,072 --> 00:16:01,175 - Really? - Yeah. 446 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:04,179 Or... maybe I'll let her tell me I was right 447 00:16:04,211 --> 00:16:07,883 for a little bit longer before I apologize. 448 00:16:10,392 --> 00:16:12,829 Turns out it was a trap. 449 00:16:13,119 --> 00:16:15,672 I thought Janine wanted to help us, but no. 450 00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,319 She just wanted a captive audience. 451 00:16:17,392 --> 00:16:18,505 Hmm. 452 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:22,531 And after you put your faith in other people. 453 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,232 - I know. - Uh-huh. 454 00:16:24,264 --> 00:16:27,468 But at least I was able to get us out of there gracefully. 455 00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:30,105 I can't believe that you think 456 00:16:30,138 --> 00:16:31,873 that as a medical professional, 457 00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:34,142 I would sell this [bleep] to anybody! 458 00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:36,111 This is overpriced snake oil! 459 00:16:36,143 --> 00:16:38,145 I will admit that our proprietary blends 460 00:16:38,178 --> 00:16:41,115 are a little bit pricy, but you can tell your homegirls 461 00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:43,984 - that we have financing and... - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 462 00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:45,253 ...no credit checks. 463 00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:47,455 Kids! We are leaving! 464 00:16:47,488 --> 00:16:49,257 But my phone's not charged yet! 465 00:16:49,289 --> 00:16:50,390 Now, Junior! 466 00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:54,362 Oh. Looks like somebody could use a little eucalyptus! 467 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:57,031 So you were right. 468 00:16:57,065 --> 00:16:58,066 Yes! 469 00:16:58,099 --> 00:17:00,234 Because no one came to check on us, 470 00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:03,571 and the only person that came by was actually using us 471 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,140 for toilet paper and a pyramid scheme. 472 00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:06,942 Mm-hmm. 473 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:09,177 We are the outsiders. 474 00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,145 See, I've been trying to tell you, Bow, 475 00:17:11,178 --> 00:17:13,081 these people don't give a damn about us. 476 00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:15,616 Look, they wouldn't even spit on us if we were on fire. 477 00:17:15,649 --> 00:17:17,252 Hey, Dre. 478 00:17:17,284 --> 00:17:18,619 - Hey. - Thought I'd save you the trouble, 479 00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:20,087 just drop this off out back. 480 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,022 Huh. 481 00:17:21,054 --> 00:17:22,790 - Hello, Wayne. - Hey. 482 00:17:22,823 --> 00:17:25,627 What are you... doing here? 483 00:17:25,659 --> 00:17:27,928 Oh. Well, Dre needed propane, so I hooked him up. 484 00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:28,930 Shh. Shh, shh. 485 00:17:28,963 --> 00:17:31,299 Huh. You did, huh? 486 00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,501 Damn, Wayne. You couldn't leave that out front? 487 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,302 Let me know if there's anything else I can help out with... 488 00:17:35,336 --> 00:17:36,371 neighbor. 489 00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:38,006 - Of course! - Alright. Bye, Bow. 490 00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:39,407 Oh, my God. So neighborly. 491 00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:44,212 Wouldn't spit on us if we were on fire, huh? 492 00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:46,281 Okay, it was just a figure of speech, Bow. 493 00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:47,514 - Was it? - Alright, you know what? 494 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,018 I've got to go get these steaks and put them on the grill. 495 00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:52,553 You know, they've been at room temperature for the last six hours. 496 00:17:52,587 --> 00:17:55,257 Yeah. That's why I thought it was strange when you bought 'em. 497 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,144 I'm sorry I let my phone die again. 498 00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:01,646 Honestly, I'm just glad you're okay. 499 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,948 When I didn't hear from you all day, 500 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:05,183 I started to get really worried. 501 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,787 It's 100 degrees out, and I know how delicate you are. 502 00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,756 Well, you know I come from a long line of delicate men. 503 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,157 Yeah. What happened? 504 00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,793 I didn't charge my phone, 505 00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,929 and it came back to bite me, like you said it would. 506 00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:18,230 Ohh. 507 00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,832 I just don't want you to think of me 508 00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:23,969 as some sort of helpless idiot that you always have to fix. 509 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,870 Everyone has their blind spots. 510 00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:28,240 You are the most responsible person I know. 511 00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:29,942 You taught Jack to read 512 00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:32,944 when Diane taught him to read wrong on purpose. 513 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,413 I guess I shouldn't be so hard on myself. 514 00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:35,380 No. 515 00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:38,718 I just want to look dependable and strong. 516 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,087 You don't have to be anything but yourself for me. 517 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,156 Well, that is a relief, 518 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:47,026 because I am not great in a crisis. 519 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,662 I don't know how to grow plants. 520 00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:52,230 I'm scared of guns, so I wouldn't be able to hunt. 521 00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:54,165 - So? - I don't know how to fix things. 522 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,935 I feel like I'd just be some sort of modern-day court jester. 523 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,170 That is if I didn't die during the first... 524 00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:00,405 Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 525 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,275 Maybe not totally yourself. 526 00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:04,777 Right, right. Just pull back. 527 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:05,943 - Yeah. - Yeah. 528 00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,146 Alright. 529 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:19,090 I might not be able to tell which one is raw and well done, 530 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,794 so I guess we're gonna have to bite into them to find out. 531 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:22,961 So, are we just gonna pretend 532 00:19:22,993 --> 00:19:24,429 that Propane Wayne didn't save the day? 533 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,732 - He did. - Uh-huh. 534 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,769 But, you know, when he came over to help, 535 00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:32,303 I still felt like he was going to 536 00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,972 accuse me of something in my own driveway. 537 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,041 Mm. 538 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,442 Babe, you're right. 539 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:40,045 Maybe it's not us against the world. 540 00:19:40,077 --> 00:19:41,012 But it is weird. 541 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,181 Hmm? 542 00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,817 Being the only Black family around. 543 00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:46,984 I'm not gonna lie, Dre. I feel isolated, too. 544 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,287 Yeah. 545 00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:51,456 It was so easy to believe in community 546 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,727 when all of my neighbors were Black. 547 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,462 But here, I feel like I have to keep my guard up. 548 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,398 Yeah, well, if you hadn't let your guard down, 549 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:03,035 then you would not be about to grill them steaks. 550 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:07,004 I need to learn not to let the fear of one thing going bad 551 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:10,108 make me miss out on the 99 things that are going well. 552 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,977 - Yeah. - Ye... 553 00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:13,045 Oh. 554 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,413 Look at Black Jesus. 555 00:20:14,445 --> 00:20:16,048 Thank God! 556 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,485 Okay, I am gonna run the A/C so cold that we get sick. 557 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:24,522 And we have time to watch at least two of the "Fridays." 558 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,959 Alright, that sounds great, baby. 559 00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:30,528 And for dessert, we can eat one of the five pies I bought. 560 00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:31,929 You bought five pies? 561 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,031 Actually, I bought six. 562 00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:35,901 I ate one of them when the kids deserted me. 563 00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:37,402 Which one did you eat? 564 00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:38,836 Sweet potato! 565 00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:39,971 Hey-hey! 566 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:46,397 The lights are up. The stage is set. It's Glo time! 567 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:47,532 Alright, cut to the chase. 568 00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:50,468 How many friends and family do I have to rope into this 569 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,602 - before I turn a profit? - Mm. 570 00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:52,636 35. 571 00:20:52,661 --> 00:20:55,166 And I honestly don't think I'm gonna get there. 572 00:20:55,191 --> 00:20:56,299 This isn't about you. 573 00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:57,641 I'd like to follow up with some of the things 574 00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,549 that you said in the Rewards section. 575 00:20:59,574 --> 00:21:01,220 - Mm-hmm. - Let's talk about this trip to Hawaii. 576 00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:03,781 Mm. Technically, it's Guam, 577 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:07,485 but I think you two are above the legal drinking age there. 578 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,787 You think you'd get more for moving 20,000 units. 579 00:21:09,821 --> 00:21:10,855 I'm out. 580 00:21:10,888 --> 00:21:12,256 What? No, no. 581 00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:13,724 They won't stop sending me oils! 582 00:21:13,757 --> 00:21:15,459 Guys, please! 583 00:21:15,493 --> 00:21:16,761 I went down to their headquarters. 584 00:21:16,794 --> 00:21:19,297 It's just an abandoned warehouse with chickens!