1 00:00:00,354 --> 00:00:03,069 Life is hectic in my house. 2 00:00:03,339 --> 00:00:06,090 Virtually every hour of my day is scheduled, 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,171 without a moment to lose. 4 00:00:08,810 --> 00:00:11,978 So every moment I'm standing around is a moment wasted. 5 00:00:12,071 --> 00:00:13,993 Guys, some on! We've got to hustle! 6 00:00:14,078 --> 00:00:16,530 Jack, Diane, Devante, let's go! 7 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:18,156 Ready to go, big guy. 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,219 Boy, not you. 9 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,271 I'm talking about my son, Devante. 10 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,273 There are six black kids at his school. 11 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,909 How did you end up tutoring the only other kid named Devante? 12 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,977 This is the one I'm talking about. Let's roll. 13 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:32,053 That's why you can bet I put a dollar value 14 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:33,593 on every minute of my free time. 15 00:00:33,678 --> 00:00:34,914 - Hey, dad. - Hey. 16 00:00:34,999 --> 00:00:36,563 Olivia and I have an extra ticket 17 00:00:36,648 --> 00:00:39,687 to an amazing cheese tasting. Care to join us? 18 00:00:39,772 --> 00:00:42,332 It's all humboldt county goat cheeses. 19 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,346 That's gonna be a big fat "hell no." 20 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,615 I'm not about to waste $500 of my time 21 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,301 to taste some nasty cheese from a funky goat. 22 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,220 Come on, old man, expand your mind! 23 00:00:55,339 --> 00:00:56,388 No. 24 00:00:56,507 --> 00:00:59,191 Hey, good news, baby. If you come with me 25 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,977 to a one-hour timeshare presentation, 26 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:05,280 we get three nights free in San Pedro! 27 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,533 Come on, go with me, baby! 28 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,154 Mama, thank you, but I'm good. 29 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,207 Fine, I'll ask the white lady next door. 30 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:18,193 I bet she's dying to get some vacation braids. 31 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,212 Oh, my god! We just got invited 32 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:22,581 to the most incredible charity event. 33 00:01:25,803 --> 00:01:27,469 Pass. You owe me. 34 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,454 What? 35 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:29,880 - Babe? - Yes? 36 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,890 I know it's your birthday weekend... Yes. 37 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:36,061 ...But I got us tickets to clippers fan fest! 38 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,601 Hyah! 39 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,269 Unfortunately, I married someone 40 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:46,279 whose time is also valuable. 41 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,272 Damn. 42 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,775 ... Captions by vitac... *BLACKISH* 43 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:52,328 Brought to you by: Ford, built Ford proud. Season 08 Episode 01. 44 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,696 Come on, Dre, don't make that face. 45 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,616 What? It's not like I invited you to a timeshare presentation. 46 00:01:57,734 --> 00:01:59,668 This is an event for a great cause. 47 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:03,839 Look, "when we all vote works to change the culture 48 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,175 around voting and increase voter turnout 49 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,760 by helping to close the age and race gap 50 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:09,962 at the polls." 51 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,048 Plus, it says there's a special guest. 52 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,516 It's gonna be John legend. 53 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,851 It's always John legend! 54 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,970 Dre, this is a cause that we both care about! 55 00:02:18,088 --> 00:02:19,638 And the thompsons might be there. Ah! 56 00:02:19,756 --> 00:02:22,107 Ugh, the thompsons. 57 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:25,027 What?! The thompsons are really nice people, 58 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:27,446 and I think that if we spent time with them, 59 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:28,447 we would really click. 60 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:29,481 No way. 61 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,766 - Alright? No couple friends. - Why not? 62 00:02:31,869 --> 00:02:34,603 Because no one ever likes each other equally. 63 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:36,655 And I don't want to get stuck making small talk 64 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,240 with some dude just nodding along, 65 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,775 telling me about the 55 ways to fix up an old canoe. 66 00:02:40,878 --> 00:02:42,277 That canoe was really nice. 67 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,713 Hey, guys! 68 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,282 Don't forget, tonight is movie night! 69 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,617 And we are gonna find out 70 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:51,003 what they are so "fast and furious" about. 71 00:02:51,113 --> 00:02:52,324 - Uh-huh. - I'm-a tell ya, I think 72 00:02:52,408 --> 00:02:54,723 - it's air pollution. - Uh... Sorry, we have plans. 73 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:55,924 - Yeah. - With who? 74 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,242 Friends. 75 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,060 Where? 76 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,061 Out. 77 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,429 Yo, you hear this dude? 78 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,231 Yeah. They're crazy. 79 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,765 Don't wait up. 80 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,100 Wow. 81 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:06,574 - Okay. - Alright. 82 00:03:06,659 --> 00:03:07,819 Well, you know what, Dre? 83 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,571 This is why we need couple friends. 84 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,274 Come on, we'll go there, we'll meet some people. 85 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,992 It's gonna be fun. 86 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,077 Come on. Go with me. 87 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,195 - Fine! - Yes! 88 00:03:16,313 --> 00:03:17,279 I'll go. 89 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,914 But I'm wearing sneakers with my suit, 90 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,534 and I don't want to hear a word about it. 91 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:21,617 Fine. 92 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,036 Even though bow's adult play date 93 00:03:24,154 --> 00:03:25,487 wasn't until the weekend, 94 00:03:25,589 --> 00:03:28,156 I was already Dreading hanging out with other couples. 95 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,057 Okay, Dre, what's going on? 96 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,261 Oh, no, let me... Let me guess. 97 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:35,163 Uh, the NFL has fired its only black head coach? 98 00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:36,215 - No. - Oh. 99 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,267 Bow is making me go to this charity event 100 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,719 because she thinks we need couple friends. 101 00:03:40,837 --> 00:03:42,804 Who needs couple friends? 102 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,974 I wish I had couple friends... Or really even any friends. 103 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,527 Aw, couple friends are a complete waste of time. 104 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,779 Trust me. The woman always falls in love with you, 105 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,864 and the man always wants a boat loan. 106 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,384 If you don't want to go to the charity event, 107 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:57,236 I'll be happy to escort bow. 108 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,688 At the dinner table, lookin' all fine. 109 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:02,674 What's this? Someone's passing around a bowl. 110 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,027 Okay, I'll put my keys in. 111 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,578 I'm a little unsure at first. 112 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,946 Rainbow is perfect. 113 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,466 With so many beautiful types of fruit, 114 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,617 I'd be foolish to limit myself to just one... 115 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,236 - Okay, Charlie, it's not that kind of party. - Oh. 116 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,355 Alright? These events are always the same, 117 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,040 with bow trying to make us be friends 118 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:21,693 with interesting women and their dud husbands. 119 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,279 You know, so many journalists and college professors. 120 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:28,250 Never anything that's useful, like a formula 1 driver or... 121 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,468 Or a celebrity chef. 122 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:33,088 Or a friendly D.A. Who can "lose" the paperwork 123 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,641 when you're charged with trafficking panda cubs. 124 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:36,958 Exactly! 125 00:04:37,061 --> 00:04:38,894 Look, I don't mind writing the check, 126 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:42,347 but my whole night is ruined when bow does that stuff. 127 00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:43,765 Like, hell, I'd rather go to. 128 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,600 Devante's kindergarten drum recital. 129 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,602 Hell, I'll take her to the drum recital. 130 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:50,939 Wait, someone's passing a bowl around. 131 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,357 What's this? 132 00:04:52,476 --> 00:04:53,975 They're swapping kids. 133 00:04:54,078 --> 00:04:56,161 Someone hands me a child. 134 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,779 I guess he's mine now. 135 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:58,980 Charlie? 136 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:02,117 I will be taking my wife to every event, 137 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,620 including this one, even if it is a total waste of time. 138 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,255 But I will tell you this. 139 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,291 I am playing hard to get. 140 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,878 I will not be saddled with a dud again. 141 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:16,882 I kept my word and went to the charity event with bow, 142 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,636 and it was exactly what I thought... full of duds. 143 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,389 And we are so grateful that you have joined us 144 00:05:24,508 --> 00:05:26,558 to support when we all vote. 145 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:29,778 We're a nonpartisan initiative that empowers people to vote, 146 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,013 hold our elected officials accountable, 147 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:34,399 and protects the right to cast a ballot. 148 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,435 We need your help to build an engagedlectorate 149 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,271 for today and for generations to come. 150 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,321 Yeah. 151 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,274 Cheers. Thank you so much for your support. 152 00:05:42,392 --> 00:05:43,508 - Hey! - Wonderful. 153 00:05:43,627 --> 00:05:44,776 Thank you for having us. 154 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:45,777 - Hon? - Yes? 155 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:47,946 Yeah, uh, we've been here for an hour. 156 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,266 - Mm-hmm. - Can we put these spinach puffs 157 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,750 in our pockets and break out of here? 158 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,118 No, Dre, we cannot do that. 159 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,739 - Why? - Just... just be a nice person. 160 00:05:54,823 --> 00:05:56,089 Be a nice... Babe, let's break out. 161 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:58,623 What? 162 00:05:58,742 --> 00:06:00,342 Isn't that... who is that? 163 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,264 Sweet black Jesus. 164 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:07,933 - That's not John legend. - I know. 165 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:13,127 Hey! What y'all lookin' so happy about? 166 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:15,249 Did you make my baby take mijuana? 167 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,801 What?! No, we just, um... 168 00:06:17,913 --> 00:06:19,779 We met somebody special. 169 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,050 Like, special special. 170 00:06:21,135 --> 00:06:23,183 - They might not want to hear about who we met tonight. - Oh, probably not. 171 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:25,267 It was Michelle Obama! 172 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,518 Michelle Obama?! 173 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,203 Are you sure it was really her? 174 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,271 You'll been fooled 175 00:06:29,373 --> 00:06:31,139 by Barack Obama impersonators before. 176 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:32,974 Okay, he was pretending not to be himself 177 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,077 so he wouldn't draw a crowd, fool. 178 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:36,763 And we know it was her because we connected 179 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:38,147 like we've known each other forever, 180 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,616 and we had a conversation that was about being parents... 181 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:42,951 Mm-hmm. ...Professionals... 182 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:45,687 Yes... And honestly, it was... what's the word? 183 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:46,755 Oh... 184 00:06:46,857 --> 00:06:48,440 - Magical. - Magical. 185 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:49,841 Hmm. 186 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,691 Dionne Warwick's "that's what friends are for" plays... 187 00:06:57,367 --> 00:07:00,786 ♪ Keep smilin', keep shinin' 188 00:07:00,871 --> 00:07:08,794 ♪ Knowin' you can always count on me, for sure ♪ 189 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:13,298 ♪ That's what friends are for 190 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:16,835 ♪ For good times and bad times 191 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:24,709 ♪ I'll be on your side for evermore ♪ 192 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:29,181 ♪ That's what friends are for 193 00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:33,034 ♪ Keep smilin', keep shinin' 194 00:07:34,771 --> 00:07:37,823 How do you know she feels the same way about you? 195 00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:41,743 Yeah. This is the same boy who thought he made eye contact 196 00:07:41,845 --> 00:07:43,678 with Janet on the rhythm nation tour. 197 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,098 Yeah. And then he went back to school, 198 00:07:45,182 --> 00:07:46,699 telling everybody that she was his girlfriend. 199 00:07:46,783 --> 00:07:48,717 She looked into my soul. 200 00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:53,171 We know because I got Michelle Obama's phone number. 201 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:56,391 And she will be joining us for dinner here Saturday night. 202 00:07:56,493 --> 00:07:57,776 Ho-ho-ho-ho! What?! 203 00:07:57,861 --> 00:07:59,295 - Oh, my god, this is amazing! - They lyin'. 204 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,830 I am gonna start workshopping ideas on how to greet her. 205 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,899 "Hello" does not feel special enough. It's not. 206 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,450 She's not gonna want to meet you 207 00:08:05,536 --> 00:08:08,103 when she can meet a genuine civil rights hero. 208 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,938 No one has told any of you 209 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,606 that you are welcome to this dinner, 210 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,792 so you have to leave the house, 211 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:15,977 because we want to have a nice, normal dinner 212 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:16,862 with our friends. 213 00:08:16,947 --> 00:08:17,796 You don't have any friends. 214 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:19,132 - Right! - Oh, it feels so right! 215 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:21,516 You aren't seriously gonna leave us out? 216 00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:23,251 This is child abuse! 217 00:08:23,353 --> 00:08:26,938 Andre, your giant head tore me from tip to tail. 218 00:08:27,024 --> 00:08:29,758 Now, you could at least let me say hello to the woman! 219 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,161 Sorry, everybody must leave Saturday night, 220 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,297 and that goes for you guys, too. 221 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,482 Okay, cool. Mason's having a black-light party, 222 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,502 so we really don't care about what you guys have going on. 223 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,136 Michelle Obama is coming to dinner. 224 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,254 - What?! - What? 225 00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:45,743 - Oh, I, uh... Dang, Mason's party. - Oh my God! 226 00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:47,375 Was just canceled, yeah. 227 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,277 - He has a seven-day diarrhea. - Mm. 228 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:52,881 So, um, we are actually available to meet Mrs. O. 229 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,534 All of you are banned, okay? 230 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,669 Because this... 231 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,871 This is something that's just for Dre and I. 232 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,273 - Yes. - Mmm. 233 00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:03,876 No. 234 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:04,893 Excuse me. 235 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,696 - "No" is right. - Ain't nobody... 236 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:08,980 Alright, alright! 237 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,882 Hold on, hold on! 238 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,835 We understand and appreciate all that you do for us. 239 00:09:13,937 --> 00:09:16,071 And if you want this evening to yourselves, 240 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:18,039 we will honor your request. 241 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:21,560 I neither understand or appreciate what Rainbow and Dre 242 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:25,530 are trying to do, nor do I feel any need to honor their request. 243 00:09:25,616 --> 00:09:27,449 This is madness. 244 00:09:27,535 --> 00:09:30,236 - I agree! - We have a black Jesus given right 245 00:09:30,354 --> 00:09:31,403 to meet this woman! 246 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,005 Now, y'all know... Y'all know how I feel 247 00:09:34,091 --> 00:09:35,942 about somebody from the government comin' in this house. 248 00:09:36,026 --> 00:09:36,719 - Yeah. - Right. 249 00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:38,628 But we talkin' about Mrs. Michelle Obama. Come on! 250 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,995 Michelle Obama! 251 00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:40,979 It's only right. 252 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,664 And who do they think they are? 253 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,232 Exactly, we're the teenagers. 254 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,652 We're the ones supposed to be ditching them, 255 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:46,903 not the other way around. Right. 256 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,904 And it's not like I even want to hang out for long. 257 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,224 I just want one photo that I can rub in the faces of my enemies! 258 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,378 Yeah, and I just want her to sign my copy of "becoming" 259 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,478 and tell me I'm enough. 260 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:58,363 I want to know if she still has connections 261 00:09:58,448 --> 00:10:01,816 who can look into pardoning certain youthful indiscretions 262 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,819 from the 1960s so someone can get a passport again. 263 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:05,620 You feel me? 264 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,355 - Ah. - Ah, I feel you. 265 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:08,623 Alright, alright, alright! 266 00:10:08,757 --> 00:10:10,874 Then it's decided. 267 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,344 We're gonna crash this party. 268 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,329 Huh? 269 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:18,033 Jack, go get me my disguise trunk. 270 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,450 Go ahead. 271 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,553 The night of the dinner, everything was in place 272 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:26,174 to welcome Michelle Obama into our humble home. 273 00:10:26,276 --> 00:10:27,827 Babe, do you know what's weird about this? 274 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:30,061 - What? - Is how not-weird it feels. 275 00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:31,062 I know, right? 276 00:10:31,148 --> 00:10:32,547 Mrs. Obama is just so warm and... 277 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:34,082 - And down-to-earth. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,868 Do you know that I sent her a confirmation text, 279 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:38,820 and she sent me back a dancing-lady emoji. 280 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,322 That's it? No words? 281 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,373 It was just like, "wah!" 282 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,407 She's cool. 283 00:10:42,492 --> 00:10:43,626 Oh, okay, okay! 284 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,377 Okay, baby! Baby, button my arm button! 285 00:10:45,462 --> 00:10:46,579 Uh... 286 00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,246 Okay, I'm gonna button. Button, okay. 287 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:49,999 Okay. Okay, come on. Come one, give it to me. 288 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,633 Oh! Mmm! 289 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,617 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 290 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:56,421 Okay, hey. 291 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:58,506 Hi. I thought I would do the neighborly thing 292 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,809 on a Saturday night and bring over 293 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,293 my famous tuna-zoodle casserole. 294 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,127 Can I come in, please? 295 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,179 - No. - No! 296 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,348 Alright, look, I put 2 and 2 together 297 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,981 when the secret service interviewed me. 298 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,985 I know Mrs. Obama is gonna be here. I just want to meet her. 299 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,236 No. I can pretend to be your maid. 300 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,736 Uh, uh, good night. A white maid! 301 00:11:11,822 --> 00:11:14,072 I mean, wouldn't that be something? 302 00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:15,940 Everyone else may have been tripping, 303 00:11:16,026 --> 00:11:18,576 but we just wanted to have a normal night. 304 00:11:18,662 --> 00:11:20,495 Luckily, so did Mrs. Obama. 305 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,497 I hope this is okay. 306 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:23,948 Mm-hmm, looks good, looks good. 307 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,034 Uh-huh. 308 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,584 Well, you know, we figured 309 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:28,710 that you've had enough steak dinners for a lifetime. 310 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,171 How'd you know? 311 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,206 Oh. 312 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,040 - Cheers. - Cheers. 313 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,626 Don't mind us. Sorry, just... 314 00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:36,177 Oh... forgot my phone in here. 315 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,212 - Hi. - We'll be real quick. 316 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,431 Take the picture. 317 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,984 For the love of god, Olivia, take the picture. 318 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:43,918 Junior? 319 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:44,886 Yes? 320 00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:45,820 Get out. 321 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:46,855 Oh, sorry, father. 322 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,341 Thank you. Bow, what is he doing here? 323 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:49,257 I have no idea. 324 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,826 - Weird, right? - Zoey? 325 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:52,794 Yeah? 326 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,529 What are you doing here? 327 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:55,856 - Are you kidding? - No. 328 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,899 I'm here all the time. 329 00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:01,152 And matter of fact, I actually just started a fashion line. 330 00:12:01,238 --> 00:12:03,004 Oh. So if you wanna give me 331 00:12:03,106 --> 00:12:04,272 Sasha and Malia's sizes... 332 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,692 Oh... I'll send you some samples. 333 00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:06,641 - Hey. - Okay. 334 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,009 Hey, Zoey, nice try. 335 00:12:08,111 --> 00:12:09,043 Get out. Get out. 336 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,413 - Congratulations. - Aw, thank you. 337 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,463 Oh, she's a cutie. 338 00:12:11,548 --> 00:12:12,213 She doesn't live here. 339 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:12,981 She doesn't live here? 340 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:13,998 - Yeah. - Really? 341 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:15,734 - Seriously. - Andre, my boy. 342 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:16,819 - No. - Oh. 343 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:17,869 I'll not have you speak thus 344 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,305 when we have such August company about. 345 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:20,105 Oh, boy. 346 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,474 - "August"? - What does that mean? 347 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:22,406 Good evening, your grace. 348 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,374 Good evening. 349 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:24,993 My deepest apologies for my son. 350 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,678 I'm still working on his refinement. 351 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,480 - Oh. - A father's work is never done. 352 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,734 I-I-indeed, guv'nor, indeed. 353 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,203 I'm sorry. 354 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,654 I just love you so much! Oh. 355 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,090 You did so much to normalize 356 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,592 having your mother live with you. 357 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,993 Okay. 358 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,711 So, mama, enough! 359 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,664 Alright, if your name is not on the mortgage 360 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,601 and your ass has never lived at the white house, get out. 361 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,352 - Okay. - Great to meet you. 362 00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:52,295 Michelle Obama. 363 00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:53,354 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. 364 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,806 Greetings to the first man. 365 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:55,774 How did her arms feel, baby? 366 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,341 Hey. Hard... very hard. 367 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,561 Wow, wow. Okay, I'm so sorry. 368 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,979 Oh, my... I'm... Beautiful. 369 00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:02,730 Yes, that... okay. Wow, lovely gown. 370 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:03,898 That was a lot. 371 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,184 Yeah, I'm so sorry. 372 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,653 Oh, my god. My apologies. 373 00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:11,623 Oh, trust me, I have seen much worse. 374 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,575 Oh. And your family is beautiful. 375 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,943 Oh, thank you. They really are. 376 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,212 Thank you, but that wasn't the entire gang. 377 00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:18,413 Oh, there's more? 378 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,482 Uh, I'm surprised the twins haven't army-crawled 379 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:21,734 their way in here by now. Twins? 380 00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:22,818 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 381 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:23,618 What y'all eatin'? 382 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,819 Hey, hi. 383 00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:26,103 Hi. Who that lady? Hey. 384 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,556 Yeah, anyway, we thought this would be a great time... 385 00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:29,750 Mm. ...for movie night. 386 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,759 Movie night? Uh, I don't know your plans, 387 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,279 but, uh, you're more than welcome to stay. 388 00:13:33,363 --> 00:13:34,981 Aww, thank you. We got sheets and pillows. 389 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,098 This is incredible. 390 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,501 If I don't see cartoon smoke in 3 seconds 391 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:40,735 where your bodies are, 392 00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:42,320 I will not be paying for your college. 393 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,222 - Oh. - Get out. 394 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,740 Get out now. Go. 395 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,275 - I'm-a... I will... - Go. 396 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,893 - Bye. - Get out. Goodb... 397 00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:51,896 Wow. Oh, it's so cute. 398 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,800 Well, I can tell you that that was definitely just for you. 399 00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:54,799 Yes. 400 00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:56,519 That was for you because Jack and Diane... 401 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,268 - Mm-hmm... - They're in that teenage phase... 402 00:13:58,352 --> 00:13:59,597 - Oh... - Where they never want to be anywhere 403 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:00,603 - near their family.- Hmm. - Mm-hmm. 404 00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:01,904 - Like, ever. - I-I get it. 405 00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,457 When our girls were that age, 406 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,509 you should have seen how they rolled their eyes, 407 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,228 especially at their father. Really? 408 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,196 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 409 00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:09,348 They roll their eyes in front of my face. 410 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,432 - Well... - Oh. 411 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,567 Alright? At least show me the respect 412 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,202 and roll your eyes when my back is turned. 413 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,055 Well, that's the least they could do. 414 00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,021 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, goodness. 415 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,572 But it's all love, it's all love. 416 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,590 See, it's all love. Thank you. 417 00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:19,557 That's what we tell ourselves. 418 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:20,892 Listen, I will tell myself... 419 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,630 I just thought it was so much easier when they were younger. 420 00:14:23,714 --> 00:14:24,259 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 421 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,032 Jack and Diane, when they wouldn't go to sleep, 422 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,533 I would do a little Jamaican accent for them. 423 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,634 - Oh, really? - You know what I mean? 424 00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:29,567 And they would laugh and laugh and laugh. 425 00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:30,720 And now when I do it for them, 426 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:31,837 they tell me I'm canceled. 427 00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:32,787 Mm, mm-hmm. 428 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,056 Well, I got to hear this accent. 429 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,823 No. Come on, baby, you got to do it now. 430 00:14:35,926 --> 00:14:37,127 - Come on, do it, do it. - Oh, come on. 431 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,353 - Do it! Do it! - Come on. 432 00:14:38,438 --> 00:14:39,534 - Do it! - Come on. 433 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,267 Okay, okay, okay. Alright, ready? 434 00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:45,036 Talking about life, dissing our kids... 435 00:14:45,121 --> 00:14:47,125 It felt like this could be the beginning 436 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:48,721 of a beautiful friendship. 437 00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:52,841 Everything went smooth tonight. Sure did. 438 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,193 Alright, tonight, for the first time, 439 00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:55,510 I was able to be myself 440 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,478 with a person who didn't share my last name. 441 00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,961 Mm. 442 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,333 - Can you imagine... - Hmm? 443 00:15:02,492 --> 00:15:06,911 ...If we actually become friends with the obamas? 444 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,588 - Oh. - Summers in Hawaii, 445 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:09,691 pick-up basketball games, 446 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:10,508 - and guest spots on... - Oh. 447 00:15:10,594 --> 00:15:12,260 - "Waffles + mochi". - "Waffles + mochi". 448 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,878 Oh, babe, we could talk about work, 449 00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:15,848 we could talk about family, we could talk about life. 450 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,100 We could go to the grammys, baby. 451 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,235 Oh, my god, I love the grammys. 452 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,168 I could get to this life. What would I wear? 453 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,135 I could get used to this life. 454 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,537 Absolutely. 455 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:23,956 Wait, she said she wanted to do this again. 456 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,291 - Should I maybe send her a text? - Yes. 457 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,806 - Or else... right? - No, no, baby, 458 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,330 after the first date, I'd normally wait five or six days. 459 00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:31,066 - Well, that's not... - But, you know, I... 460 00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:32,550 I rarely had second dates. 461 00:15:32,685 --> 00:15:33,966 Okay, well, maybe just a quick note. 462 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,968 I don't know, something no-pressure, like, breezy. 463 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,268 Uh, oh, hey, I like breezy. 464 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,538 - You like Bree... okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, mm-hmm. 465 00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:41,272 Um, "thanks for coming. 466 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:45,560 We had a really nice night." 467 00:15:45,662 --> 00:15:46,863 - Should I send it? - Yeah, send it. 468 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,306 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 469 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:49,150 Oh, my god. We got bubbles. 470 00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:50,516 - Damn, she's quick. Ok. - I know. 471 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,933 "I had a really nice night, too." 472 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:52,908 - Oh! - Okay. 473 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,199 - Oh, that's so nice! - Oh, let me see something. 474 00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:57,799 - Um, okay, "when should we do it again?" - That's good. 475 00:15:57,884 --> 00:15:59,782 "Maybe bo44 wants to join." 476 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,010 Yeah, put it in there right now. 477 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,010 Why not? Hey. I mean, you know, 478 00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:03,136 man, I'm trying to make me a friend. 479 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,221 - Oh, god! - Oh! 480 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,362 - Wow, she does not let a text sit. - Okay, okay, maybe. 481 00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:06,345 Look, there's the bubbles. 482 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,119 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 483 00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:08,584 "Why don't you and I set a date?" 484 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,517 - Alright. - Oh, god. 485 00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:10,669 - Yeah. - Um... 486 00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:12,927 - "I'm not sure about Barack." - Oh. 487 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,489 "He's just... He's so busy. 488 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,591 He's so busy working on his next book." 489 00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:18,126 - Yeah. - She mentioned that. 490 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,961 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yeah. 491 00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:21,854 - I'm sorry, babe. - It's okay, babe. 492 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:26,564 Oh, my god. 493 00:16:26,915 --> 00:16:28,498 What? 494 00:16:28,748 --> 00:16:30,565 I'm the dud. 495 00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:34,314 I'm used to being the life of the party, 496 00:16:34,408 --> 00:16:37,380 so it took me a minute to digest the fact 497 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,597 that I received the presidential medal 498 00:16:39,716 --> 00:16:41,182 of being the dud. 499 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,183 You okay? 500 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,501 Nah, I'm good, babe. 501 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,737 You know, I don't need to be friends with the obamas. 502 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,438 I can learn how to windsurf on my own. 503 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,589 I know it's hurtful, Dre, 504 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,575 but you can't take it personally. 505 00:16:50,694 --> 00:16:52,577 They're such busy people. 506 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,946 I mean, they have to make tough choices about their time. 507 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,297 She wanted to hang out with you. 508 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,616 Well, uh, I'm amazing. 509 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,652 But if we can't hang out as a couple, 510 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:04,038 then I don't need to hang out with Michelle Obama. 511 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:05,973 We're a package. 512 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,392 Aww. 513 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,444 - Thanks, babe. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:17:10,547 --> 00:17:13,690 You know, I guess I let myself kinda like 515 00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:15,384 the idea of having couple friends. 516 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,736 - Mm. - But not just couple friends. 517 00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,220 Black couple friends. 518 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:21,782 Babe, it seemed as if she got us. 519 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,475 You know, I didn't realize how much it takes out of me 520 00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:28,513 when we're always unicorns in social situations. 521 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,081 Right. 522 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,767 It's like we're always crashing the party. 523 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,785 Mm. But not tonight. 524 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,505 No. We had a shared language. 525 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,975 We didn't have to explain ourselves. 526 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,608 It felt... It felt so good. 527 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,177 - Yeah. - So normal. 528 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,904 What does it say about us that we were more comfortable 529 00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:47,482 with the first lady than the parents at school? 530 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,298 Well... 531 00:17:51,106 --> 00:17:52,789 That between work... 532 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,870 - And school... - Mm-hmm. 533 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:59,544 ...We are not getting as many of these nights as we want... 534 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,229 And need. 535 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,880 We need to find our people. 536 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,948 Yeah. 537 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,184 Maybe we're looking in the wrong places. 538 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,685 Mm. 539 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,970 - You know what, babe? - Hmm? 540 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,757 If you want, you can still hang out with Michelle Obama. 541 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,375 Oh, I was never not going to, honey. 542 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,561 Trust me, I know. 543 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,895 I know. 544 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,164 Undoubtedly, a fine courvoisier. 545 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,036 It tickles me throat and warms me liver. 546 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,788 Uh, what's going on? 547 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,939 They have dementia. 548 00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,642 No, no. Look, we're celebratin'. 549 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,376 We made a real connection with Michelle Obama, didn't we? 550 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,754 Michelle Obama! Hey! 551 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,766 I just can't believe mom and dad kicked us out like that. 552 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,768 This is the type of thing kids write tell-all books about. 553 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:39,588 Yeah. 554 00:18:39,673 --> 00:18:40,853 Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all sit down. 555 00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:42,097 Sit down, sit down. Come here. 556 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,372 Come here. 557 00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:49,110 You sound like a real jerk. 558 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,027 Grandma! 559 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,445 I'm sorry, baby. 560 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,899 Now, I know, as teenagers, y'all feel like 561 00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,335 y'all should get whatever y'all want, 562 00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:57,752 whenever y'all want it. 563 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,422 But you don't get to pick and choose 564 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,957 when you want to have a family. 565 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,726 You think your parents will always be at your Beck and call? 566 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,628 The real world don't work that way. 567 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,746 Thank you. 568 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,931 Wow. 569 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,400 With all the smack you talk, we sort of figured 570 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,733 you'd be on our side. 571 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,021 Bottom line... you can't act like fools without consequences. 572 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,439 Hmm. 573 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,777 I mean, hey, at least we had fun at Mason's party. 574 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,945 No, we didn't. 575 00:19:26,616 --> 00:19:31,151 You tellin' me Michelle Obama liked this excuse for a crumble? 576 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:34,321 Ha-ha! That woman lied to you. 577 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,425 Hey, guys. Uh, we were thinkin'... 578 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,593 Y'all down for movie night? 579 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,011 What? What's going on right now? 580 00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:41,212 Uh... 581 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,932 Who do you guys think is in the house, cardi b? 582 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:43,998 No. 583 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,467 We thought about it, and even though 584 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,935 there are no special guests, 585 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,554 we still want to hang out with you. 586 00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:50,838 Really? Oh. 587 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,640 Wow. Oh, okay. Well, uh, you know what? 588 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,174 Let me get this movie cued up. 589 00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,894 I'm not gonna lie, 590 00:19:57,013 --> 00:20:00,180 it's hard, not being able to make new friends. 591 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:03,284 And maybe I wasn't going to be able to hang out 592 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,654 with the first black president and his beautiful family. 593 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,857 But at least I had my own built-in first family 594 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,493 to hang with, and that's priceless. 595 00:20:14,502 --> 00:20:16,814 - Baby? - Yes, babe? 596 00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:19,162 What do you think for dinner? Thai or Sushi? 597 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,535 Oh. 598 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,620 I forgot to tell you. 599 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:23,272 You're on your own tonight. I have plans. 600 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,672 - Hmm. - With... 601 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,291 Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle union. 602 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:28,510 Where'd you meet them? 603 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,295 Oh, you know, just, uh... just out. 604 00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:34,215 Mm-hmm. Nice. What'd you guys talk about? 605 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,916 Oh, you know, the u-usual stuff. 606 00:20:36,019 --> 00:20:37,351 Oh. You know, uh, the kids, 607 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,053 fashion, uh, how the game ain't changed. 608 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,589 - Oh. - A-as a matter of fact, 609 00:20:41,691 --> 00:20:43,391 I'm gonna go meet them at the county fair. 610 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,593 Oh, the fair. 611 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,944 The entire county is going to be there. 612 00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:48,514 - Mm. - Everyone except for you, of course. 613 00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:50,431 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 614 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:51,765 Oh, Dre. 615 00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:54,986 Oh. 616 00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:58,898 Damn it. 617 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,934 Knew I should've went with will and Jada. 618 00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:03,018 - Mom. - Shhh...