[♪♪♪]
♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
OK, just one more time.
-You don't know how to count. -I know, I know.
But this one is really my last one.
Aaah!
Theodore, get my wheel!
Oh...
Great. Note to self. Don't wait for Alvin after school
when he wants to practice his skateboard tricks.
[whining]
Huh? Is... is someone there?
-[whining] -OK. Hold on.
Oh!
-Did you find it? -No.
Aw, nuts!
But thanks for trying, Theodore.
-Ugh! You're welcome. -What? No, no.
-[yelping] -Did you hear that?
-What? -That!
Huh. What? No, no. What?
-[barking] -That!
THEODORE: [shouting] I don't hear anything!
-Theodore, what's going on? -Huh? What do you mean?
Oh, what do I mean? There's a dog on your back.
-Oh, really? -Yeah, really, really.
And now it's crawling up on your shoulder and licking your face.
Oh, really?
I... I hadn't noticed.
OK, Theodore, come on. Are you gonna tell me what's going on?
No, because you'll just say that Dave won't let me keep it.
Oh, no, I won't. I'll say we keep it, but don't tell Dave.
SIMON: Absolutely not.
And why is that?
Oh, why? Well, because if Dave found out,
he'd be furious and... and he has made it very clear
that we can't have a pet
until we prove we're responsible enough to take care of one.
Well, how can we prove we're responsible enough for a pet,
if we can't have a pet?
Dave has given us plenty of chances.
-Like when? -Oh, really, really, Alvin?
You want to pretend you have amnesia? Fine.
Like feeding Miss Croner's cats, walking Mr Wheeler's dog,
cleaning out Carlos' fish tank when he was gone.
-Baby-sitting-- -OK, stop, Simon.
Those examples are like ages ago.
All right, you talk to him. I'm not getting through.
[in puppy voice] Why don't you like me, Simon?
It's not that I don't like you. Please stop the licking.
It's just that Dave will--
Don't tell Dave. He'll make me go away.
-Hey, guys! -[gasp]
Guess who just had a baby!
-You remember my cousin-- -Yes, your cousin!
Of course! Of course! But, but...
don't you have dinner to prepare for three hungry mouths?
Come on, now. Out you go. Out you go.
I just wanted to show you the--
Dave, Dave, Dave. Please. No need to dirty the plates.
-OK, Dave. See you tomorrow. -Thank you for dinner.
Oh, but I wanted to show you pictures of the baby.
He's adorable!
Ugh! Baby pictures, Dave?
Oh, all right. Let's just get this over with.
Oh, my goodness! Well, isn't it just so precious?
-OK, Alvin, that's enou-- -It is cute, Dave.
Yeah. Very cute.
But, you know, we have lots of homework.
On... on Friday?
Yes, because that's what it takes to get ahead!
Night, Dave.
Theodore Jamison, come here.
[barks]
-Theodore Jamison? -Yes. I named him after--
Yourself. Mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, I figured that out.
-Why don't we call him TJ? -OK. TJ.
-Morning, boys! -[gasp]
Hurry!
Hey, Alvin. I'm just gonna go out to get a gift for the baby.
Dave, we don't need to know your every move.
Um, thanks, Dave. See you later.
Well, OK. Let me just say goodbye to Theodore.
Theodore?
THEODORE: Don't come in! I'm... I'm in the bathroom!
Oh, well, all right, well...
You know, look, I'll see you guys--
Guys, he's gone!
-Let's show TJ the house. -Let's take him for a walk.
Let's play fetch!
[♪♪♪]
[whimpers]
[gasps] Where's TJ?
-[gasp] -[barking]
Oh, thank goodness.
-Boys! -[gasps] Dave's home.
Can anyone explain this?
[sighs] Well, uh, you know, uh...
Theodore had a little accident.
-What? -Theodore, is this something--
Let's not make a big deal of it, Dave.
But are you OK?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
OK, well, um... You know, we gotta go.
Way to humiliate him, Dave.
Why did you tell him I did it?
Theodore, it was that or let him know we have a dog.
You had to take one for the team, buddy.
Look, it's only for a little while.
Just until we can get him trained
-so he's really well-behaved. -Exactly.
'Cause then Dave will see how responsible we are
and let us keep him.
OK. Oh...
ALVIN: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you again for flying Air Alvin.
Just wanted to tell you we've got clear skies ahead
and pretty much every indication that we are in
for a very pleasant flight.
Oops. Excuse me, excuse me, uh, passengers, um...
This is your captain again.
We unfortunately have landed in a giant bookcase.
However, however, not to be upset.
I have every confidence we will make our--
Where's TJ?
[gasp] Whoa!
Dave's gonna be home any minute!
We've gotta find him!
[growls]
Nooooo!
-Dave's home! -[barking]
[gasps] Theodore, I'll stop Dave from coming in.
But you gotta put the feathers back in the couch!
Hurry, man!
[panicked whimpering]
Oh, no! Ah! Oh!
Theodore!
-Yeah? -Huh!
Theodore, what are you doing?
I... I... Well, um, you know, just playin'... playin' around.
Can someone tell me what's happening to Theodore?
Well, I'll tell you what didn't help.
All that talk about your cousin's baby.
Isn't he precious? Isn't he just adorable?
And you're surprised Theodore is pooping in the kitchen?
Well, you know, Dave, Theodore's used to being the baby,
you know, the cute one.
And the research has shown that when you feel displaced
by, you know, the younger sibling,
in this instance a cousin, well,
he's just trying to get your attention.
Baby this! Baby that! Oh, come on!
Oh, now, you know, I don't remember talking that much--
Oh, stop it, David. Haven't you done enough already?
I think he just needs a little time.
You know, fine.
[♪♪♪]
♪ You so bad to me I should despise ya ♪
♪ But then you look at me with puppy dog eyes, oh ♪
♪ And I forgive ya and we go back to the start ♪
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Again and again and again cause I got puppy love ♪
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Woof, woof, I got puppy love ♪
♪ I got puppy love ♪
♪ See it in my eyes ♪
♪ I got puppy love ♪
♪ It's gonna be my demise ♪
♪ You say you love me, love me, but it's only puppy love ♪
♪ Puppy love, woof, woof, I got puppy love ♪
♪ I got puppy love, see it in my eyes ♪
♪ I got puppy love ♪
I see Theodore is still pooping in the kitchen.
You heard about that?
I can straighten him out in no time.
Really, Dave? I mean, leaving Theodore with Miss Croner?
Well, she said she knew what to do.
She said it would only take an hour.
Now step in the kitty box!
[sighs]
Go on! Step in the kitty box!
No treat unless you step in the kitty box!
Oh, yeesh. Ugh!
Alvin, look. He's in the kitty litter.
This has just gone way too far.
He gets a treat every time. How bad can it be?
MISS CRONER: Kitty box!
OK, yeah. You're right. It's bad.
-MISS CRONER: Kitty box! -But what can we do?
MISS CRONER: Kitty box! Now!
Oh, man, that was rough.
Oh.
OK, remember the signal.
If you don't want to go with her, sit and bark twice.
Bartholomew!
I missed you!
Oh, thank you!
Don't forget me.
Are you OK, Theodore?
I know it's hard, Theodore, but it was the right thing to do.
Yeah, I guess. We weren't ready for the responsibility.
-Aah! -Well?
I just can't thank you enough, Miss Croner.
I mean, I don't know what you did,
but it's been a week now and everything's back to normal.
Yes, I'm not surprised.
Uh, could I give you a call if I have any problem with Alvin?
MISS CRONER: Send him over, David! I'll get his tail on straight.
No!
[video game blasts]
Ho, ho, ho! Face it, you are my prisoner.
Game over, Galactic Knight.
I don't think so, Star Avenger.
Because... wormhole!
What? Where did that come... ? I don't even...
How did you know there was wormhole there?
I... I don't know. I... I just knew.
And because Simon showed me earlier.
-[doorbell rings] -[gasps] It's here!
Have I got a heck of a deal for you!
The world's most amazing vacuum cleaner.
Oh... No, thanks.
Are you expecting someone, Theodore?
What? No. Uh... I was... I was just answering the door.
That's... that's all I was doing.
OK. You haven't run to answer the door
since the girl scouts' cookie jamboree.
-Spill it. -I... I can't tell you.
Ooh. A mystery is definitely afoot, Watson.
Right, right, yes. But even more importantly,
something mysterious is going on.
That's what I just... Oh, never mind.
-[doorbell rings] -Whoa!
Well, hi. Is Alvin home?
Simon, did you see that?
He just shut the door in Sandy's face!
And she's still outside.
Aah! Right, right!
[chuckles] Sandy, Sandy. Don't mind my little brother.
So, what brings you to Casa de Alvin?
I wanted to invite you to my party.
Ho, ho! I will be there, for sure.
Cool. See you then.
I've been invited to Sandy's party!
Ho, ho! Yes!
Well, congratulations, Alvin.
Now, should we go and see what's happening with Theodore?
All right, Theodore. Don't try running away this time.
Yeah, what's so important?
I... I wish I could tell you, but I just can't.
[gasps] Look!
He faked us out!
[doorbell rings]
Uh, I got it!
-Package for Theodore Seville? -Oh! That's me!
Hey, what have you got there, Theodore?
He's not saying, Dave. His lips are sealed.
Please don't make me tell you.
If I do... the evil troll king might hear
and I will have failed my mission.
The evil troll king? What's going on?
Dave, don't... don't worry. I'll get to the bottom of this.
The master sleuth is on the case.
Ugh.
He's picking up sticks and twigs and feathers.
As if he's making a nest.
Or, and this is where my powers of deduction come in,
cleaning up the yard.
Theodore! We have the little blanket you asked for!
Thank you. I'll be right up!
The girls are in on this?
Ahem! I cannot believe this, Theodore.
You told the girls your secret, but not your brothers?
Yeah, because you can't keep a secret.
What? Oh, that's hilarious. Me not keep a secret?
They don't call me tight-lipped Seville for nothing.
She... she does have a point.
Simon, did you hear what Theodore's planning to do?
Hello, hello, everyone. Little news bulletin.
Theodore has a secret girlfriend.
Yes, that's right. Secret. Tell a friend!
OK, Theodore told me not to say anything,
but I'm sure he won't mind if I told you guys.
Oh, we're gonna go back in ancient history?
-It's when I was young and-- -It was last week.
Well, it's been a great, maturing week, what can I say?
This time, I won't say anything to anyone.
-Scout's honour. -You're not a scout.
Well, hold on, you know, hold on.
I was for, like, almost a half a day.
OK. I'll tell you.
THEODORE: Here it is.
Oh, please!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, Theodore. Um, an egg?
This is all about an egg?
It's not just any egg.
It's a dragon egg.
OK, OK, Theodore, a little FYI.
Dragons existed like, you know, a hundred years ago,
when dinosaurs were around.
No, Alvin. Dinosaurs existed millions of...
Um, you know, that's not even important.
Theodore, the important thing is dragons never existed.
Yeah, that's what I thought
until I read about this secret society
that wants to reintroduce dragons into the wild. See?
They need dragon dads and moms
to help protect the dragon eggs until they hatch.
Theodore, um, did you pay money for this dragon egg?
Every cent I had!
You see, there's an evil troll king
who loves dragon-egg omelettes
and he'll do anything to find them.
Theodore, you know, I hate to say this,
but dragons, they're just a myth. It's a story.
Theodore, you just lost all your money!
Oh.
Oh, that was really good. Yeah, yeah, really sensitive.
Nice going.
OK, the girls told me what happened.
And I want you two to respect Theodore's mission.
But, Dave, you know, Theodore's whole mission is--
Important.
It's important to Theodore and that's all that matters.
-Fine. -Fine.
Good. Now, Theodore, is there anything they can help you with?
Well, in the instructions that came with the egg,
there's a long list of things to do.
Alvin and Simon will take care of that.
-Anything else? -I have to protect the egg
from the evil troll king.
All right, boys. You have your orders.
[both] All right.
Dave, you know, I really think Simon is way better--
Go.
♪ I promise ♪
♪ To care for you through thick and through thin ♪
♪ You're my comet ♪
♪ Shooting through the sky from end to end ♪
♪ Yes, you're my precious one ♪
♪ And life ain't yet begun ♪
♪ The rain can pour on down ♪
♪ 'Cause every moment I can spend with you ♪
♪ Is the highlight of life ♪
Ugh. OK, Theodore.
We've done everything the instructions told us to do.
-I think we're done here. -Nope.
We have to bring the egg to the forest tonight.
Tonight? No, no, no, no, no, no. I've got Sandy's party.
But, you know, Simon is totally available.
No, no. I'm not available. I have a mathletes meeting.
We're discussing primary numbers and integers.
Oh, right, integers. Right. You sure don't want to miss that.
But... but tonight's the night. It's the full moon,
and the instructions say dragons always hatch on the full moon.
Theodore, I'm sure the dragon is very considerate
and would be happy to hatch on the next full moon.
You know, when Sandy isn't having a party.
Dave said you had to help me. And it has to be tonight.
This whole thing is ridiculous!
Alvin, there's nothing we can do about it. We promised Dave.
Yes, yes. That's true. We did.
But what if I told you I had a plan?
-I don't want to hear it. -Oh, Simon, no, no, no.
It's a really good, you know, foolproof plan.
OK, all right. Now, I really don't want to hear it.
We keep our promise to Dave,
you get to see your mathletes and I go to Sandy's.
Oh, fine, Alvin. I'll listen.
[whispers]
You do realise we'll need help?
Ho, ho! Already three steps ahead of you
and I know just the person.
-Absolutely not! -But... but, Brittany...
I will not be manipulated. I will not be manipulated.
Oh, but, Britt!
Theodore is going to be devastated when that egg doesn't hatch.
And we all know there's no dragon in there.
But, with my plan, he keeps believing!
No one gets hurt, especially Theodore.
OK. OK. I'll do it.
But only because it's for Theodore.
[owl hoots]
Repeat after me.
Agoo, bladoo, karumblaladoo.
-Um. You're kidding, right? -No!
It's a baby-dragon lullaby. It welcomes him into the world.
-We have to say it. -[leaves rustling]
Shh! Did you hear that?
-[weird chattering] -What do you think it is?
Oh! It can't be... Could it?
-I mean, what if it's the... -Evil troll king!
-[shuffling] -Oh, I...
I certainly hope that it's not... [louder] the evil troll king!
Why, it must be the evil troll king!
[high-pitched growl]
[scream]
Oh, guys! That was close!
Oh, but... but how did he find us?
Because he knows all.
At least, according to the instructions.
[gasps] Oh, no! The dragon egg!
We left it behind!
We... we have to save it!
Theodore, wait!
I'm beginning to regret this.
Don't give up yet.
No! He got the egg!
I... I'm so sorry, Theodore.
-Actually, it's OK. -Say what?
I switched the dragon egg with a fake one.
That was very clever of you, Theodore.
There goes my plan. We'll be here all night,
and he's going to be really sad when nothing happens.
Maybe not. Brittany is still here.
We can fix this.
So, so, uh, Theodore, where did you hide the real egg?
I'll show you.
[gasps] Brittany?
You're the evil troll king?
Oh, Theodore.
BRITTANY: They made me do it!
It's true, Theodore. We asked her to steal the egg
so you wouldn't be upset when it didn't hatch.
[garbled apology attempt]
Theodore, we're so sorry about this, but, you know, dragons don't exist.
You were fooled.
If I was fooled, then why is the egg broken?
-Britt, great touch. -Uh... it wasn't me.
Do you think it was Dave?
-[growling] -[gasp]
Guys, look!
Bye! Bye, dragon!
Dave? Dave?
[scream]
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪