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[♪♪♪]

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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Oh! Race you to the bus stop!

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Oh, Theodore.

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I won't be taking the bus anymore.
That's for kids.

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But how are you gonna get to school?

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Ho, ho, ho! In my car, of course.

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Besides, driving my own car
will impress Chloe.

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You know Chloe. Cheerleading captain,

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who just happens to be having
a pool party this weekend.

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Yeah, 'cause, you know,
nothing impresses a cheerleading captain

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like a little, tiny, kiddie, toy car.

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It's not a toy, Simon.

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It does everything, and I mean everything,
a real car does.

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Hey! Is this your car?

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Well, hello, officer.
Oh, she's a beauty ain't she?

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But I'm afraid she's one of a kind.

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Well, I'm afraid I'll have to impound it.

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Impound my car?
Simon, what does impound mean?

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It means he wants to take it away.

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Hey, I didn't say I want to.
Don't put words in my mouth.

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OK? You haven't given me a choice!

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Do you know how many tickets
this car has racked up?

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Oh. Is that what these are?

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-Oops.
-Look, when you pay the fine,

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-you can pick up your car.
-No, no, no, officer.

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This isn't even a real car!
You know, it's a little toy.

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You know, it's a kiddie kinda...
Simon, tell him.

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[nervous laugh]

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This means you're taking
the bus to school. Yay!

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Absolutely not, Alvin.

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Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave.
Look... look how sad I am.

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Dave, Dave, look.
These are tears, real tears.

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You have to pay the fine!

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I'll be like a thousand years old
before I can pay it off!

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I'm not paying your fine.

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Now, if you want to do extra work...

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Extra work?

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Or volunteer somewhere,
we could discuss it further.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Those are my options?

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Yes.

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[school bell rings]

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-[yawns]
-[gasps]

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Ho, ho! Simon, here we go!

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The school is looking for a volunteer

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to help teach four songs for music class.

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See Miss Smith for details.

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- Ho, ho! Problem solved.
- No.

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Don't tell me
the position's already filled?

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-No.
-No? Ah! So then the position--

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Look, Alvin, I have to be honest.

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I look at you
and I just don't see teacher material.

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Oh, wait, Miss Smith,

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you're talking
about the obnoxious student Alvin.

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You know,
the troublemaker that just won't listen.

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But... but I'm talking about
the helpful Alvin.

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You know, the quiet volunteer

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who will do anything
to make your life easier.

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-No.
-Oh, please, Miss Smith.

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I mean, music. This is what I do.

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It's the only thing I'm good at.

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Well, besides basketball.

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Well, there's soccer too.
I'm pretty great there.

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Oh, gosh, don't forget football.
Oh, oh... I'm kinda phenomenal

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at catching grapes in my mouth.
Don't wanna forget that...

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Oh, all right! I'll give you a chance.

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But only because
no one else has volunteered.

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Hey, Chloe!

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Chloe, I spoke to my dad

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and he said I can come to your pool party.

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This is awkward,
but, um, no teachers are allowed.

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Teacher? I'm not a...
Oh, oh, well, right, that.

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-But not on the weekend.
-Yeah, I still don't think so.

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[brouhaha]

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All right, students, students,
settle down. Eyes up front.

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We've got a big week ahead.
We've got to learn four songs--

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Ow! Who threw that?

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Oh, right, right.

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Of course you won't tell a teacher
who did that.

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So, let's talk about music, shall we?

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-What?
-[laughter]

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Ugh, that doesn't even look like me.

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Whoa!

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[laughter]

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Hey! All right, all right. You know what?

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Just, you know, giggle amongst yourselves.

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I'll be having
a teacher-student conference.

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They hate me!

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Alvin, these aren't
your classmates anymore.

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They're like primal animals,
and, well, you're their prey.

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What? No, no. No, no.
Simon, I'm the cool guy!

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[animal roars]

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Oh!

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I'll be right back.

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Ho, ho! Happy Birthday, Chloe!

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-Cool!
-Happy birthday!

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-What are you doing?
-I'm feeding the animals.

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I picked up on your idea
and I'm gonna run with it.

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No, no, no, no. Don't run with it.

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That's not my idea at all.
You've got totally...

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-Class party!
-[cheering]

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[♪♪♪]

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[all] Yeah!

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♪ Let's go party and have some fun ♪

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♪ No more rules for anyone ♪

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♪ We'll do whatever we want all day ♪

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♪ No more school ♪

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♪ Everybody let's go party ♪

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♪ Does anybody wanna work? ♪

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♪ I think we wanna just play all day ♪

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♪ Everybody here is free ♪

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♪ To be as wild as they want to be ♪

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♪ We feel so good when we ♪

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♪ Don't have to do whatever we're told ♪

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♪ Time to be young,
no time to be old ♪

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♪ We were born,
born to be wild and free ♪

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♪ Let's go play and let's go party ♪

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♪ No more school ♪

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♪ Everybody, let's go party ♪

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Um, um, you know,
I hate to be the party pooper,

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but, um, aren't we supposed
to be learning about the C scale?

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Uh-huh. Well, why don't you
see yourself to detention?

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[laughter]

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Why are you sending me to detention?

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Excuse me, young man,

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but are you questioning
my teaching methods?

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No, I'm not, because you don't have
any teaching methods.

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We haven't learned a thing!

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Well, I'm sorry to hear that, son,

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because you have left me no choice.

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-I'll have to call your father.
-What?

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Thank you for coming in,
Mister Saville, is it?

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Sevi? Sivilie?

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Alvin, aren't you taking this
a little too far?

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[chuckles] Well, I can see
you know very little about teaching.

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But, um, I'm afraid your son...
Let me see his name, Simon, yes.

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Well, Simon has been refusing
to participate in class.

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Is there something wrong at home?

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Oh.

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Now, I see here
that you have three children

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and that you're not very nice
to the middle one.

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I think that was very beneficial.

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Thank you again for coming, Mr Seville.

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-Do you need a ride home?
-Yes.

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Hey, Simon, want to crush
some goblins together?

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Oh, I wish I could, Alvin,

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but my teacher, you,
gave me a punishment.

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[chuckles] I have to write
"I will participate in class"

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a thousand times!

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Hmm! Fine.

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[Tannoy] Alvin.
Uh, excuse me, Professor Alvin,

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please report to
the second umbrella in the quad.

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So, like, if you're facing
the front of the school,

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it's on your left.

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OK. I see you. Keep walking.
Keep walking, please.

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Approximately ten, nine, eight feet.

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Ugh! What is it?

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Officer Dangus wants to see you
at the front of the school.

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Then why did you have me
come all the way out here?

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[laughs] I'm testing out my new PA system.

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It sounds good, doesn't it?

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[groans]

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[gasps] Oh, my car!

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-Not so fast, buddy boy.
-What's the problem?

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Why did you bring my car
if I can't have it?

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My nephew is in your class

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and he's told me you've done nothing.

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If you don't teach him something,

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you'll never see this car again.
Is that clear?

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-But they won't listen!
-I'm hearing a lot of excuses,

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and all I asked was if I was clear!

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Absolutely. I won't let you down.

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All right, everybody.
No more Mr Nice Guy. Nope.

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Playtime is over.

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Huh?

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Oh, come on, guys! Throw me a bone!

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I have only, like, a few days
to teach you how to play music!

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That's what we're all here for, right?

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Yeah, but you stink as a teacher.

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All right, good point. You're right.

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But, in all fairness,
you stink as students,

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so let's work together, huh?

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One stinky teacher
along with a bunch of stinky students.

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[yawns]

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I'll take that silence
as a resounding, excited "yes".

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So, this is a C chord.

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-You guys ready?
-Uh, no. Not really.

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-Nope.
-Oh, we're sunk!

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-Help has arrived.
-ALVIN: Thanks for coming, guys!

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All right, everyone, now remember,

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play proud, play focused,
but, most importantly, play low.

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The quieter the better.

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much
for coming tonight.

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You know, I'm very proud
of my young students up here

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and I believe after they perform
their song, you will be too.

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Yeah, he only taught us one song.

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Guys, don't expect much, OK?
It's literally just one song.

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All right, guys. Not important.

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So! So, without further ado,
guys, take it away!

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[♪♪♪]

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♪ I got a song in my heart ♪

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-♪ I got music and rhythm ♪
-[loud trumpet blast]

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♪ I'll sing forever and then some ♪

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♪ I got melody and I got harmony ♪

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-♪ I got a song in my heart ♪
-[off-key chorus]

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♪ I know that I'll never lose it ♪

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♪ 'Cause everywhere I hear music ♪

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♪ And that's precisely
how life ought to be ♪

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[faint applause]

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So, did you get your car back?

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I got a wheel. All that work for a wheel!

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-Can... can you believe it?
-Yeah, yeah. I actually can.

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So, how are you going to get
the rest of your car?

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[sighs] I'm extending the music class

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until they learn how to play four songs.

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But, you know, but...
this experience has taught me

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that one must take a firmer approach
with one's students.

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DAVE: Alvin! There are some kids
here to see you!

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They say you're having a party?

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Party? No, Dave!
It's more like a student study session.

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Mmm-hmm.
Taking a firm approach, huh?

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-I'll be right down.
-[doorbell rings]

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Alvin!

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SIMON: Imagine
that you have been teleported

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to a world of wonder and science.

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-SIMON: Imagine--
-BRITTANY: Come on!

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-BRITTANY: Just get to it already!
-SIMON: I will. I'm just setting the mood.

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BRITTANY: No,
you're putting the audience to sleep.

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Hazza!

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I had a great introductory line

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that doesn't make any sense now
that I, you know,

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-cut the whole beginning!
-BRITTANY: Just introduce me.

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Ta-dah!

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Uh, wait. What are we doing here?

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-I'm performing my magic show!
-We don't have an audience!

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-Hey! Don't I count?
-No.

244
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Well, I thought it looked amazing.

245
00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:19,918
Yeah. Don't care.
Simon, look. I love performing,

246
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:24,168
but the main part of performing
is that it's for people.

247
00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:28,085
Oh, there's just got to be a way
to get everyone's attention.

248
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:30,793
[commotion and cheering]

249
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,043
Yeah! Do it!

250
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:37,710
Thought of skateboarding
while you perform your magic?

251
00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:40,418
It's not the skateboard, it's Alvin.

252
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:44,501
He loves the spotlight.
He's a natural performer.

253
00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:50,501
Well, I see you're still trying to make
your "Science is Tragic" show happen.

254
00:12:50,668 --> 00:12:54,668
It's called "Science is Magic". M not T.

255
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:58,251
Well, based on your crowd, it's tragic.

256
00:12:58,418 --> 00:13:00,126
Oh, you think you could do better?

257
00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:02,293
With one hand tied behind my back.

258
00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,918
Tragic. I'll show him. I can't believe...

259
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,876
-Halt!
-Aah!

260
00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:20,376
Miss Croner, I wasn't going
anywhere near your flowers.

261
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:23,126
No, no. I need you to buy something.

262
00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:26,210
I'm having a sidewalk sale, you see?

263
00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:28,876
Oh. Um... No, thanks.

264
00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:33,543
No! You have to buy it.
The book told me so.

265
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:38,335
This book belonged
to the greatest magician who ever lived!

266
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:42,293
This book will unlock the door
to a magical world,

267
00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:46,710
giving you the powers
of the greatest sorcerer of all time!

268
00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:49,918
Oh, darn it! I only have two dollars.

269
00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:51,335
-Oh, well, I guess...
-Sold!

270
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:56,418
Wow! Who did you say it belonged to?

271
00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:58,876
[gasps] Miss Croner?

272
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,793
ALVIN: [chuckles] Is this your card?

273
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,126
-What?
-No way!

274
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:07,251
Wow, Alvin. I'm impressed.

275
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:09,335
Why are you impressed? What's going on?

276
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,876
Oh, nothing really.
Just performing a little magic trick.

277
00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:14,710
What? Magic is my thing!

278
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:17,960
-No. Science is your thing.
-I can have two things.

279
00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:19,543
Magic and science.

280
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,876
And, by the way,
you can't do either of them.

281
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,335
[chuckles] Oh, Simon.

282
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:27,001
Obviously your crystal ball
is a little hazy,

283
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:30,293
because yours truly
has been given the gift of magic

284
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,585
and I'm going to share it with the world.

285
00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:34,376
Wait, wait. What is that?

286
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:37,418
Simon, we magicians never tell.

287
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,043
Give me that book!

288
00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:41,626
Let... it... go!

289
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,001
-Never!
-Give it to me!

290
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,668
ALVIN: No!

291
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,168
SIMON: Alvin, I want that book!

292
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:52,085
[yawns]

293
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:56,585
"Science is Magic"
will start in three minutes.

294
00:14:56,751 --> 00:14:58,460
Tickets sold here.

295
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:01,710
-Tickets to the magic show, uh, free!
-Just ignore him.

296
00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:02,835
Hello?

297
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,501
Oh, oh! Miss Miller?
Hey, hey! It's me, Simon!

298
00:15:05,668 --> 00:15:08,001
Hey, care to see a magic show?

299
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,085
I don't care to, no.

300
00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:13,376
Oh, but aren't you a doll for offering!

301
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,293
OK...

302
00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:18,835
Oh, Kevin, Kevin!
Hey, have you seen Brittany?

303
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,376
Sorry, no time to talk!
Alvin's show is about to start!

304
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:25,085
-Ow.
-Wait, wait.

305
00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,085
Uh, Alvin's show?

306
00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:30,001
ALVIN: Mystery! Intrigue!

307
00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:32,043
Alvin...

308
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:34,835
-Ta-dah!
-[cheering]

309
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,001
And let's give it up
for my lovely assistant!

310
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,085
What?

311
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,126
For my first act, I will--

312
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:47,001
Oh, oh, yeah. For your first act,

313
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:49,376
how about explaining why you stole mine!

314
00:15:49,543 --> 00:15:51,293
Is this part of the show?

315
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,710
And, Brittany, what are you doing here?

316
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,043
Oh, I'm sorry, Simon.

317
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:59,501
It's just that Alvin has, uh, an audience.

318
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,835
Ho, ho! You want an audience?

319
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:03,626
What do you think you're doing?

320
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:06,126
I'm calling you out!

321
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:10,751
I challenge you to a magician's duel!

322
00:16:10,918 --> 00:16:11,960
[cheering]

323
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:16,335
Oh, yes, this is awesome! Duel! Duel!

324
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:18,335
AUDIENCE: Duel! Duel! Duel!

325
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:21,793
-What? Now?
-No, not now.

326
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,418
Let's say, you know, next week.

327
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:25,960
Yes, yes, I agree. Next week.

328
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:28,585
Then you won't mind a little wager?

329
00:16:28,751 --> 00:16:30,335
AUDIENCE: Wooh!

330
00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:34,376
Whoever loses
will never perform magic again.

331
00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:35,501
KEVIN: Agreed!

332
00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,085
Will you stop putting words in my mouth?

333
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:38,918
[cheering]

334
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,126
You know what? Fine. I agree.

335
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,210
AUDIENCE: Wooh!

336
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,001
Until then...

337
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:46,126
[coughs]

338
00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:50,418
I'm used to the [coughs]
trap door being over here.

339
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,335
Sorry. Just ignore me. [coughs]

340
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:57,210
[♪♪♪]

341
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:05,710
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪

342
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,835
♪ You will see,
but you won't believe ♪

343
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:11,710
♪ Everything that you know,
is it ever what it seems? ♪

344
00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,710
♪ Something taking me over ♪

345
00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:15,293
♪ Something taking me over ♪

346
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:19,751
♪ Sweet dreams ♪

347
00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:21,335
♪ All of your tricks buried
deep in the dark ♪

348
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,418
♪ The lights and the smoke
will set the mood ♪

349
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,293
♪ I swear I can feel
every beat of your heart ♪

350
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,460
♪ The crowd hanging on
your every move ♪

351
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,460
♪ Show me all of your tricks ♪

352
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,376
♪ You are so fantastic ♪

353
00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:33,376
♪ You can set the mood, yeah ♪

354
00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:35,876
♪ You will never lose, yeah ♪

355
00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:46,626
No. No, no. Ah...

356
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:48,710
ALVIN: OK, Brittany. Just remember,

357
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:50,960
bring that old razzle dazzle.

358
00:17:51,126 --> 00:17:54,418
'Cause, no offence,
but your showmanship...

359
00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:57,626
-it's been pretty boring.
-OK...

360
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:01,501
-How is that not offensive?
-Oh, is this a bad time?

361
00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:04,251
-I hope I'm not interrupting.
-What do you want?

362
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,085
Here to take your assistant back?

363
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,168
Of course not.

364
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:10,210
I simply wanted to make sure
that, whatever happens,

365
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:11,960
there will be no hard feelings.

366
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:16,501
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

367
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:18,668
Drum roll, please.

368
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,335
Ho, ho! It's show time!

369
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:26,668
The rules for tonight are simple.

370
00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:28,085
One...

371
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:31,376
The rules for tonight are simple.

372
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:35,876
One magician performs,
um... one at a time.

373
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:39,710
So, whoever starts,
then the other guy will start,

374
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:43,710
and then you guys choose
who you think is the best.

375
00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:46,460
So, without further ado,

376
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,418
may I introduce to you...

377
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:52,043
the great Alvini!

378
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,126
[cheering]

379
00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,085
KEVIN: We love you, Alvin!

380
00:18:56,251 --> 00:19:03,126
And now please welcome
the other guy, Simoni!

381
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,335
It's Simon! Just Simon!

382
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:07,210
Oh, OK. Just Simon.

383
00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:09,918
Let the games begin!

384
00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:12,251
[cheering]

385
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:23,835
AUDIENCE: [gasps]

386
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,918
It seems your trick is a bit stunted.

387
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,210
AUDIENCE: Wow!

388
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,710
Yes, it was stunted,

389
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:37,585
but only because
I have something up my sleeve!

390
00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:40,168
[chuckles] Like this?

391
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:44,126
Ha, ha. I got it. You want a show?

392
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:45,793
AUDIENCE: Whoo!

393
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:53,293
Hey, hey! If you're not going
to be nice, just fly away.

394
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,835
Ha, ha! Excellent advice.

395
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,835
Perhaps you should follow it!

396
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,418
Whoa!

397
00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:01,960
How about going for a little spin?

398
00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:03,668
What do you say?

399
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:08,293
-Put me down!
-I will put you down, Alvin,

400
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,710
but not before we make sure

401
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,960
there are no strings involved
in this trick.

402
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:16,585
-What are you doing?
-Oh, nothing.

403
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,460
Just working on my showmanship.

404
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,251
Ooh!

405
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:22,126
[laughter]

406
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:25,460
-I think we have a winner!
-Whoa!

407
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:27,918
AUDIENCE: Simon! Simon! Simon!

408
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:31,543
All right, Simon, I admit it.
You're the better magician.

409
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,210
You're amazing!
You're a gift to mankind, OK?

410
00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:37,585
But, please, just tell me how you did it!

411
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:39,043
I have to know!

412
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,960
Well, Alvin, as you yourself said,

413
00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,210
a magician never tells.

414
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,418
[gasps] What... He's... He's...

415
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:52,418
-Simon, wake up!
-What... huh?

416
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,585
I need you to get up and use your magic.

417
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,293
Magic? What are you talking about?

418
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,710
Well, turns out people will pay you

419
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,293
to use your magic to help them do things!

420
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,335
I got a whole group outside waiting!

421
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:08,126
-Alvin, I can't do that.
-Sure you can!

422
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:11,043
I already have most
of the requests written out.

423
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,585
They're right here. Let's see.

424
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,668
Patrick wants you to make his brother--

425
00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:17,043
OK, Alvin, OK.
This has gone far enough now.

426
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,585
All right? OK, look. I just tricked you.

427
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:22,876
-I don't have any magic powers.
-Well, that's no...

428
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,626
-What?
-Well, look.

429
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,501
When you insulted me and my "tragic" show,

430
00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:30,460
I wanted to get back at you and, you know,

431
00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:33,418
I figured I could build up
an audience at the same time.

432
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,626
First, I made the sorcerer's book

433
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,501
to teach you some easy magic tricks

434
00:21:37,668 --> 00:21:39,210
that I knew I could beat in our duel.

435
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:41,376
Then, I staged the sale

436
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:43,835
and brought Miss Croner in on it as well.

437
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,543
Oh, trick your brother Albert?
I'm in!

438
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:51,876
Once you had the magic book,
I told Brittany to join you

439
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:54,626
so that I would have someone
on the inside.

440
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:58,543
She was very cleverly able
to slip magnets into your outfit

441
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,001
without you feeling it.

442
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:02,543
And Kevin helped me with the levitation.

443
00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:06,751
Trick Alvin? I'm in! I'm so in!

444
00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:11,876
And the rest, if I do say so myself,
played out perfectly.

445
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:15,626
You're not magic?
What do you think I am, a fool?

446
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,918
There's no way
you could've planned all that!

447
00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:20,668
I can't believe you made up
this whole crazy story

448
00:22:20,835 --> 00:22:23,210
just to avoid helping people
with your magic!

449
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,376
All right, now. Now, listen.
I'm not magic.

450
00:22:26,543 --> 00:22:28,543
Simon, sorry,
I don't want to hear any more.

451
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,668
Now, let's get down there,
with your magic,

452
00:22:30,835 --> 00:22:33,835
and help levitate
Miss Croner's cat off the roof.

453
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:35,168
Alvin!

454
00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:38,418
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

455
00:22:38,585 --> 00:22:41,418
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

456
00:22:41,585 --> 00:22:44,043
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪