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[♪♪♪]

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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MOVIE: You will be my masterpiece.

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[evil cackle]

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Is he gonna dip that man in hot wax?

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-'Cause if he is--
-Shh. You're spoiling the mood.

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The boys will be
so surprised when they find out

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we're going to be
in Madame Tussauds' wax museum.

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I'm so glad you can stay with us
for a few days.

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That way I can finish your sculpture.

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[wild scream]

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Oh, no. Sorry, I've gotta go.

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See you soon.

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Fellas, what's wrong?

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[chuckles] Nothing! We're just watching
a silly old cartoon.

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Y-yeah, just watching cartoons.

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He bears an uncanny--

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Look, fellas,
I've got to leave for a few days and--

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-Why?
-[chuckles] It's a surprise.

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What kind of surprise?

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The secret kind of surprise, Alvin.

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Now, listen,
I've called Miss Miller to stay with you.

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What? Oh!

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Dave, we're chipmunks.

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We lived in the wild,
foraged for food, fought off predators!

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You don't think we could manage
without Miss Miller a few days?

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Hello! Boys?

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Oh...

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ALVIN: This is the sixth time this month

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that Dave has had to "leave for business".

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Something's up
and I intend to get to the bottom of it.

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Britt, I need a favour.

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Bring your big-boy clothes.

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I need you to pretend to be us.

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What's up, party people?

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Big Alvie's in the hizzle!

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-What, what!
-Pound it out.

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Yo! Keepin' it real, dude style!

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Please, please stop.

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You know we don't talk like that, right?

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Hey, we gotta go.

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-Boys?
-Up here!

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[gasps and lowers voice]
Uh, I mean... up here!

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Yo!

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No more "yo".

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David, come in.

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Dave's got a babe!
I knew something was up.

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Wow! It's like looking in the mirror.

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And he moves and speaks. Watch.

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-Fellas, I'm home.
-That's fantastic!

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Remember when I recorded
a few of your favourite sayings?

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That's a great idea, fellas!

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-Shall we sing a song?
-And it's so lifelike.

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Come. You must be hungry.

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All right, boys, time for a little spying.

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We've got to make sure
she's the right one for Dave.

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[gasps] Theodore, get back! Get back!

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Oh, please, Alvin. How bad can it be?

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[gasps] Get back, Theodore!

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Ow!

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We've got to get inside.

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Aah!

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-Do you think it's safe?
-No.

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-Aah!
-Oh...

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-A vat of melted wax.
-[gasps] Just like the movie.

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Y-y-yep!

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[gasp]

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I don't want my pretty boy getting dusty.

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You will be my masterpiece.

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I will be back to finish you off.

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You don't think that's Dave, do you?

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Of course not, Theodore.

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Theodore, why don't you check it out?

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-You check it out.
-[gulps]

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Oh...

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-[gasps] Dave!
-[gasps] What happened?

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He fell for the wrong woman!
That's what happened.

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Come on, Dave!
We've gotta get you outta here.

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That's a great idea, fellas!

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Not so loud, Dave.

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Ugh! It feels like
she's already dipped him in wax.

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If we can just peel some of the wax off...

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[screaming]

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We have to get him to a hospital.

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How? We're in the middle of nowhere!

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-I'm calling the police.
-Put the phone down!

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We can't go to the police. Look.

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This woman has friends
in very high places.

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She knows the President, the Queen...

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She even knows Lady RaRa!

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This is bigger than we ever thought!

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We have to find a hospital!

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-Hi, I'm David Seville.
-Quiet.

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[gasps]

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Get me the police!
My wax figure of David Seville is missing!

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Hey, David Seville's been kidnapped.

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[gasps] She's already alerted the police.

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We've got to be careful.

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It appears there's a hospital
ten miles down the road.

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[sirens]

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No! They're after us! Hide!

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-Phew! That was a close one.
-Come on! Let's get Dave!

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Dave!

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-Fellas!
-[gasp]

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Coming, Dave!

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Say, this is a great idea!

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Oh, sarcasm isn't helping, David!

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ALVIN: We're doing our best!

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Fellas! Fellas!

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Hang on, Dave! We're coming!

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Dave! Are... are you OK?

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-Shall we sing a song?
-Sing a song? Ho, ho!

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-That's the stupidest thing--
-Alvin...

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Um, it's been a long day, Dave.

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Maybe we should get some sleep.

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-Shall we sing a song?
-ALL: Sure.

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Oh...

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♪ Oo, ee, oo, ah, ah ♪

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♪ Ting, tang,
walla-walla, bing-bang ♪

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-Did you like your song, Dave?
-Fellas, I'm home.

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No, Dave. We're not home.

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Fellas, I'm hoooome.

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Yes, yes, you're home.

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Try to get a good night's sleep, Dave.

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THEODORE: [screams]

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Dave had a really bad night!

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-SIMON: What happened?
-He lost his neck!

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We've got to get him to a doctor. Now!

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So, I'm confused.

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Why did you boys bring him to me?

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Well, uh, Doctor, for starters,
his ear fell off!

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And, um, Doc, did you notice
his neck is gone?

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So, you want me to try
and put his ear back on?

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-[scream]
-Hmm.

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Well, it's a little wobbly,
but that should hold it.

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Now, let's cut some of that neck off.

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-No!
-If you want a wax specialist,

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there is a woman who lives nearby,

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-who works with these dummies.
-He's not a dummy!

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Fellas, I'm home!

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-Oish!
-Doctor, you know this woman?

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It's a small town, everybody knows her.

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And you're fine
with what she does to people?

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I don't know why you're so upset.
It's quite an honour.

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An honour? OK, that's it.
Step away from him, Doctor!

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Alvin...

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What a crazy town,
with sick twisted doctors--

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-Alvin!
-Not now, Simon!

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-We must figure out how to--
-He's wax!

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Simon, I know exact... Wax?

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Of course we know he's wax.

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I mean, who wouldn't?

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All right, so, Doctor,

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we're going to leave him here with you

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and if you could make sure he
gets back to that nice wax lady,

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we'll be on our way.

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And remember, doctor-patient privilege.

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We were never here.

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Fellas, I'm home!

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-Hey, Miss Miller.
-Hello, David.

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-The boys are upstairs?
-They've been playing

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dress-up and dolls all morning.

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-DAVE: Hey, fellas, I'm home!
-ALL: [gasp]

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Come on, guys, let me in!

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Yo! Uh, it must be stuck, Dave!

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Thanks. We got it.

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DAVE: Hey, guys.

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Um, Miss Miller said
you were playing dress-up and dolls?

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Oh, that is a lovely dress!

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Between us, where did you get it?

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Ho, ho, ho! Thank you! I got it on sale.

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Would you like more tea?

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Guys, if you could just put
your teacups down for a second,

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I've got a great surprise!

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Yikes, Dave, they did not do you justice.

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Well, he looked much better,
but someone took him

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and then dropped him off
looking like this!

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Oh! I don't know if I'll be able
to fix him before the unveiling.

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-Is there anything we can do?
-Why don't you guys

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go out and perform.
That'll buy us a little time.

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Right, right. Good idea. Come on!

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[♪♪♪]

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Ugh!

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Hey!

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♪ Front row in the crowd,
screamin' loud along with me ♪

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♪ She got her hands up in the air ♪

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♪ Whips her hair along to the beat ♪

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♪ And when she's movin' to my song ♪

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♪ And she's singin' along ♪

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♪ She knows
she dr-dr-dr-drives me insane ♪

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♪ Rock 'n' roll lover ♪

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♪ Be my rock 'n' roll girl ♪

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♪ Yeah, rock 'n' roll lover ♪

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♪ Let me rock your world ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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[applause]

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Thank goodness. So, without further ado,

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Madame Tussauds is proud to present

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David Seville and the Chipmunks!

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Wow! That wax Dave looks amazing.

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These are incredibly realistic,
don't you think, Alvin?

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[chuckles] Well, they've
clearly done a great job,

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but an old eagle-eye like me...

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Well, I can spot a fake a mile away.

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I mean, would the real Dave
let me do this? Or this?

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Alvin!

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The first Mars colony celebrated
its first anniversary today

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by preparing zero-gravity pancakes,

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served in style with maple syrup
and blueberries.

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This is Simon Seville reporting from Mars.

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Hello? Earth to Simon...

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Let me guess.

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You were daydreaming again

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about becoming a world-famous reporter.

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No, no, no. Why would you even say that?

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-You mumble when you daydream.
-Busted.

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Simon has an interview
for the school newspaper.

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-Great!
-I'm... a little nervous.

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Huh! Why? They would be crazy
not to hire a reporter

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who's willing to go to Mars for a story.

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[sighs] What didn't I mumble?

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-Good... good luck, Simon.
-Thanks.

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All I'm saying is I don't understand

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why you want to be
on the school newspaper.

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Would you be interested to know
that the principal

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has ordered double the amount of homework

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and plans to extend
the school day by two hours?

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Well, exactly... What? She can't do that!

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We gotta get united!

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We've all got to, you know,
band together and do something!

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Relax, relax. I'm joking.

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But my point is
that's why news is important.

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So you know what's happening.

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But, Theodore, what if she could do it?

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What if she could double
our homework? [hyperventilates]

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Snap out of it, Alvin!

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Simon wants to work
on this newspaper more than anything.

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We... we have to help him.

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Oh, all right.

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So, why do you think
you're Newster material, Simon?

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Oh, oh, well, yes, um...

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You know, working on the school newspaper,

251
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:20,918
well, you know, the Newster,
has been a dream of mine and--

252
00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:24,251
Yeah, OK, look, we saw your story proposal

253
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:28,710
and, sorry, but the need
for healthier food in the cafeteria,

254
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,876
well, it just doesn't
speak to our audience.

255
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,710
-I mean, it just does not.
-I'm sorry,

256
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:36,001
do you have anything else?
Something less boring?

257
00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:38,668
Oh, something else?

258
00:13:38,835 --> 00:13:43,293
Well, um, I'm working
on a story that... you know...

259
00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:45,835
could very possibly, um,

260
00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:50,585
be something, you know,
very, very huge, you know. Um...

261
00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:52,376
-Cool. What is it?
-[gulps]

262
00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:56,043
Well, that would... um... um...

263
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,168
He's got nothing!

264
00:13:58,335 --> 00:13:59,543
Perhaps... could... ?

265
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:03,210
Simon! We got that top-secret info
you asked for.

266
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,960
Well, you know, until you get
the official sign-off

267
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:09,668
from, well, you know, the...
the secret file documents.

268
00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:13,335
I... I keep forgetting I don't
need to explain it to you journalists.

269
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:15,126
You guys know how this works.

270
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:17,710
Anyway, Simon, come on, let's go.

271
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:20,668
Guys, um, he'll have the story
for you by the end of the week.

272
00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:22,710
Yeah, the end of the week.

273
00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:25,918
What am I going to do?

274
00:14:26,085 --> 00:14:29,335
I promised them a story
and I have nothing!

275
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,251
[chuckles] Will you just relax?

276
00:14:31,418 --> 00:14:34,585
I've been collecting
grade-A stories for years.

277
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,460
They're yours, pal. You're welcome.

278
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,168
"Werewolf runs deli section
at the supermarket"?

279
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:41,793
How do you think he gets meat?

280
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,585
"200-year-old man rises from the dead"?

281
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,918
Come on, really? Really?

282
00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,585
All right, so that...
I kind of bent the truth a little.

283
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:52,460
I mean, he was technically 80,

284
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,543
and he wasn't, you know, dead.

285
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:55,793
He woke up from a nap.

286
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,793
"Loch Ness Monster marries Bigfoot"?
Come on!

287
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,168
Oh, no, that I have got really solid info.

288
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,918
Alvin, I can't use any of these.

289
00:15:06,085 --> 00:15:08,668
Well, I'm saving my best for last.

290
00:15:08,835 --> 00:15:14,001
Now, it's not as flushed out
as the others, but it's gold!

291
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:21,918
You want me to prove Miss Smith
is a commando in special forces?

292
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:26,960
That's... that's the most ridiculous thing
I ever heard! Ever!

293
00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:30,168
Theodore, tell Simon
what you saw yesterday.

294
00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:32,210
I remember it like it was yesterday.

295
00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:36,251
I had forgotten my favourite red pencil.

296
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,376
Or was it the blue one?

297
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,668
I don't even think I have a red pen--

298
00:15:40,835 --> 00:15:42,751
Ahem! Theodore, focus.

299
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:45,460
Oh, oh, it was my green pencil!

300
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:50,085
I forgot it at my desk
and when I went back to get it...

301
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,376
[groaning]

302
00:15:57,835 --> 00:16:01,126
You saw her doing one-arm push-ups?

303
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,126
Yep. With one arm.

304
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:04,501
Yeah, that's implied--

305
00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,876
Oh, oh! Tell him about the other time.

306
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:09,001
Other time? What other time?

307
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,376
Ho, ho, ho! Listen to this!

308
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,876
Oh, I got it! I got it!

309
00:16:15,168 --> 00:16:20,210
I will meet you at rendezvous point
at 0400 hours, Zulu time.

310
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:23,543
Roger that. Tango Delta 702.

311
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:25,876
That doesn't prove anything.

312
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,835
She might have a nephew
in the military for all we know.

313
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,460
Theodore, take it home.

314
00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:34,835
Well, the other day,
I walked by her classroom...

315
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:36,585
[fly buzzing]

316
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,001
[gasps]

317
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,835
[chuckles] Well,
what do you have to say now?

318
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:47,335
All right, I'll look into it.

319
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:48,876
But I'm not a believer.

320
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:53,210
♪ Cloaked in darkness ♪

321
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,543
♪ Hid by night ♪

322
00:16:56,710 --> 00:17:03,793
♪ Oh, she creeps so feather-light ♪

323
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:10,835
♪ No trace but her sweet perfume ♪

324
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:18,210
♪ Never know she's in the room ♪

325
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:24,668
♪ 'Cause she's so smooth ♪

326
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:31,710
♪ She's on the move ♪

327
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,460
♪ So watch your, watch your back ♪

328
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,960
♪ Because she's getting closer ♪

329
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:38,918
♪ She's getting closer,
oh, she's getting closer ♪

330
00:17:39,085 --> 00:17:44,543
♪ There ain't no, ain't no
getting one, getting one over ♪

331
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:50,376
[gasps] Is this the proof?

332
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:52,585
Wait. Wait. What is this?

333
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:56,210
"Miss Smith gardens.
Miss Smith feeds the birds."

334
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,043
"Miss Smith does laundry"?

335
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:02,710
-No one cares about this!
-Where does she kick butt?

336
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,960
She doesn't do it, Theodore.
There's no butt-kicking here.

337
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,043
And so I've got nothing. No story.

338
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:13,293
And that means I'll never get
on the school newspaper.

339
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,793
[laughs and snorts]

340
00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:19,543
Excuse me.

341
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:23,876
That's the most ridiculous thing
I have ever heard.

342
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:25,418
No. Sorry.

343
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:29,460
But isn't there a way
you can help him? Please!

344
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:32,960
What if Alvin promises to behave in class,

345
00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:34,585
do his homework on time

346
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:37,210
and not make a joke for a whole week!

347
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,876
Oh, guys, you know, a whole week?

348
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:43,043
Hmm. Make it a month,
and you've got a deal.

349
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,293
Um, Miss Smith, may I have a moment

350
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,585
to discuss the terms with my brother?

351
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,585
-Be my guest.
-Theodore!

352
00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:52,085
There's no way I'm agreeing to that!

353
00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:55,293
OK, so, Alvin's out,

354
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,918
but I'll agree to behave in class,
do my homework,

355
00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:01,793
and not make any jokes for a whole month.

356
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,376
No. Deal's off.

357
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,418
Oh, all right, all right. I'll do it.

358
00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:08,918
Deal.

359
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:10,710
Oh...

360
00:19:10,876 --> 00:19:13,293
All right. So, what do we know so far?

361
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,418
One. She has an affinity for birds.

362
00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:19,126
Two. Her left arm is definitely stronger
than her right.

363
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:23,085
Three. She cuts her own hair.
That's unfortunate.

364
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:27,168
Simon Seville,
we've been monitoring your activity.

365
00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:29,751
You're probably wondering who we are

366
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,043
in these cool suits and dark sunglasses.

367
00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,585
Can't tell you. Top secret.

368
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,960
Drop your investigation into Miss Smith.

369
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:39,585
Go study for tomorrow's math test.

370
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:41,710
How could you know about that?

371
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:46,001
The question you should
be asking is, "What don't we know?"

372
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,085
Hey, you've been warned.

373
00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:51,210
Tango Bravo Charlie.
All clear for 2100 hours,

374
00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:53,210
Zulu time. Airport.

375
00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:56,751
Oh...

376
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,793
But won't he stop investigating
if they scare him too much?

377
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,293
Guys! Oh, guys! You won't believe it!

378
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,751
Oh, well, what is it we won't believe?

379
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:10,126
Miss Smith is hiding something!

380
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:13,418
Two government spies
just tried to scare me away.

381
00:20:13,585 --> 00:20:16,460
Ho, ho! And that can only mean one thing.

382
00:20:16,626 --> 00:20:19,501
-You're scared?
-No, Theodore.

383
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:21,501
It means I'm close to breaking

384
00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:24,585
the biggest story in school history!

385
00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:28,418
And that's how we get Simon
on the school newspaper.

386
00:20:28,585 --> 00:20:30,418
SIMON: Guys, come on!

387
00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:35,335
Ho, ho, ho! Miss Smith's
gonna catch the bad guys.

388
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,293
It's really happening!

389
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,710
If you talk any louder
it's not going to happen.

390
00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,876
[gasps] Look!

391
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,168
There's the bad guy!

392
00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:52,210
-You're under arrest, buddy!
-Oh, I see. And who are you?

393
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,960
-A little old lady?
-I'm your worst nightmare!

394
00:20:58,835 --> 00:21:01,543
Did you see that kick?
What about that punch?

395
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:04,251
Uh, you might want to use
that camera of yours.

396
00:21:05,168 --> 00:21:06,793
Of course!

397
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:09,751
OK, hang on.

398
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:11,626
Uh-huh. Us again.

399
00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:15,126
Oh, great. My cover's been blown.

400
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,710
Sorry, Miss Smith.
But it is for a good cause.

401
00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:22,460
Oh, really? I can't wait to hear this.

402
00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:26,126
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is my story.

403
00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:30,668
Wow. Miss Smith
is a secret agent? That's--

404
00:21:30,835 --> 00:21:32,001
MISS SMITH: Classified!

405
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,543
You can't print any of that,
do you understand?

406
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:38,710
Yes, sir! I mean, ma'am! Wow.

407
00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:42,876
Sorry, this is just so very overwhelming.

408
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:47,001
-So, what do I call you?
-Code name is Red Falcon.

409
00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:49,543
Now, listen, Simon got you a story

410
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:52,043
and now you put him
on the newspaper, understand?

411
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,168
Yes, Agent Red Falcon.

412
00:21:54,335 --> 00:21:57,126
Come to think of it,
let's make him editor.

413
00:21:57,293 --> 00:22:00,085
Yeah, sure. Why not? It's a great idea.

414
00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:07,043
Miss Smith, I just wanted to say
you were awesome!

415
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:08,501
Well, anything for Simon.

416
00:22:08,668 --> 00:22:11,043
That was quite some plan of yours, Alvin.

417
00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:15,126
So, Miss Smith, you probably
look at me differently now.

418
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,585
You know,
someone who puts others before himself.

419
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:21,918
And that's the reason
the homework that was due today,

420
00:22:22,085 --> 00:22:23,335
I don't have, but--

421
00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:24,835
Stop. Stop talking.

422
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:28,710
Since I was, you know,
helping Simon very unselfishly,

423
00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:32,001
could I have a credit
for my homework that I didn't do?

424
00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:34,001
-No!
-But I...

425
00:22:34,168 --> 00:22:35,210
Quiet!

426
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:38,418
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

427
00:22:38,585 --> 00:22:41,418
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

428
00:22:41,585 --> 00:22:44,085
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪