[♪♪♪]
♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
[snoring] Hi, Jenny. A party at your...
-[throat clearing] -Aaah! Aaah!
Alvin!
Oh! [gasps] Now that's what I call a clean basement!
Alvin, I caught you napping.
Well, I was dreaming of cleaning the basement. Does that count?
-No. -All right.
I don't need a lecture. Back to work.
Ho, ho! Who's this nerd?
That would be me. Hey, I remember that plane.
I made it out of toothpicks. Took me forever to make.
Then we moved and it got thrown out.
-Oh. -Anyway, Alvin,
I've been asking you for three weeks to clean up your mess.
Wait a minute.
Theodore, I need toothpicks to make a plane for Dave.
Could you clean the basement for me while I go buy more?
Well, Simon told me to check with him
before I do you any favours.
Well, I'm doing this for Dave. Did Simon know that?
No, I don't think he did. To surprise him.
To give him the childhood he never had.
-Please, Theodore! For Dave! -OK, then. I'll do it.
-Excellent! -But, first, I must go downtown
and pick up tickets to Talking Teddy On Ice!
What? No, no, Theodore, there's no time for that!
The basement has to be cleaned before Dave comes back.
But Teddy was looking forward to going with me to buy tickets.
No, he wasn't.
-For a pot of honey I will. -See? He likes waiting in line.
He... he finds it relaxing.
Oh, fine! I'll get the tickets and bring Teddy with me.
Come on, Ted. We're off to town.
Just don't leave Teddy in the car by himself.
He doesn't like waiting in the car.
Oh, but he likes waiting in line? This is such a joke.
ALVIN: Great, a red light.
No offence, Ted, but you are not the coolest passenger
I've had riding shotgun.
At least it's early and no one will see us.
GIRL: Hey, Alvin!
Oh, that's so cute! You're talking to your teddy bear?
[laughing] No. You thought this was a teddy bear?
Oh, no, no. This is a state-of-the-art,
top-of-the-line, secret-ops spy gear.
-Can I have a hug? -Oh, so it's like a nanny cam?
No, no, not like a nanny cam!
Hey, Alvin, what's with the bear?
Bear? No, that's not a bear, it's a high-tech--
-Nanny cam. For, like, babies. -What? No! It...
Looks like one of my brother's toy bears.
-My brother has one. -He's too embarrassed to say
he still plays with his teddy.
-Hey! -Thank you so much, Ted.
You couldn't have played that worse.
-You're the greatest. -Yeah, whatever
[tyre bursts]
No!
-Simon! Simon! -The answer is no.
OK, just hear me out.
I want to build a model plane for Dave,
but before I can, I have to pick up
Talking Teddy Tickets On Ice for Theodore
-who's cleaning the basement. -Right.
But why did you bring Talking Teddy?
He likes to wait in line.
But now I have a flat tyre.
So, could you give me a lift to the tyre repair shop?
Oh... Hop on.
What are we doing here? I said tyre repair shop!
Calm down, will you?
I just need to drop off some things for Eleanor first.
Oh, fine!
-Hi! -Hey, Eleanor!
Um. Here are the pompoms you wanted.
But, um, what exactly is a cheerleading emergency?
It's when you're captain of the sports team
and you've been assigned to pick the perfect pompom.
This pompom is way too heavy, as you can see.
This one's too stiff. So, I don't know!
Uh-huh. Yeah, that's fascinating.
-Can we go now? -Uh, hello?
These pompoms aren't going to shake themselves.
-I need to see 'em in action. -OK. Alvin, you help Eleanor.
I'll go get your tyre fixed, meet you back at the car,
and then you can go and get your Talking Teddy Tickets
-and toothpicks. -Wait. What?
ELEANOR: Great!
[sighs] Boom, lakka, lakka, lakka.
-Boom, lakka, lakka. -You know,
it's not doin' it for me. Um, try the purple.
Would it kill ya to kick higher?
Oh...
Boom, lakka, lakka, lakka! Boom, lakka, lakka!
-Oh, yes! This is priceless! -[gasps]
Now to share it online.
No, no, please! Please! I was just helping Eleanor!
Simon is getting my tyre fixed so I can buy toothpicks
to build a plane for Dave. Then I have to stand in line
for Talking Teddy tickets for Theodore!
Talking Teddy tickets? Oh, no, no.
The line is super long. You'll never get them.
Oh, but I happen to know Marina Rodentia has extra VIP passes.
What are we waiting for?
-Let's go see her! Come on! -Alvin, I can't now.
I have a movie audition in 20 minutes and I still haven't found a scene partner!
Oh, all right. I'll be your scene partner.
But then we'll go get the tickets.
BRITTANY: Deal!
NEVILLE: You kids are very lucky. I'm a very busy man.
I only have a five-minute break between my morning massage
and my late-morning nap.
So, break your legs.
Now, Neville, if you're going to come to work with Daddy,
you have to sit quietly and read your book.
Who wants to play?
-Who's this? -Oh, this thing here?
-Talking Teddy. -Can I have him?
-No. -But I got really excited
when you said I could have him.
-I never said that. -Oh.
Ahem... Alvin.
OK, OK, hold on, hold on.
You can play with him for a second.
I love him so much.
He's the best friend I've ever had.
-[clears throat] -OK. Uh...
Well, here goes.
Oh, Brantley, I do love you! I do!
But, you know it's always been my dream
to become an astronaut.
No, no, darling! You mustn't! You mustn't!
-Don't go to Mars now. -It's always been about you!
I can't take it anymore! [sobs]
Goodbye, Brantley.
Oh, no, Bella! Why? Why?
Bellaaa!
-And scene. -That was so good!
Brittany, you were good. You've got the part.
-Yes! -Yes!
OK, Britt, let's go over to Marina Rodentia
-and get tickets for Theodore! -[phone rings]
Humphry here. Talk to me.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
OK. Bye.
Sorry, kids, the movie's been cancelled.
What? You're joking!
No. The plane bringing the crew from Hollywood broke.
Wait. If I can get you a plane, then would you make the movie?
Absolutely! Movie idea, kid saves production.
Oh, and then Daddy takes Neville to get ice cream!
Marsha, could you please come and take Neville for a walk?
Why are we at Biggie Large's house?
Well, because successful hip-hop artists
have the solution to all of life's problems.
[cries] I'm having a big problem, man,
and I don't know what to do!
-What's wrong? -My girl, she left me.
She's upset because she thinks I never listen to her.
-Oh, Biggie, she'll be back. -Yes, of course she will.
Um, and so, meantime, could you just lend us... your plane?
[cries] I can't!
She took the plane!
Brittany, call Jeanette! Tell her to meet us at the airport!
-Thanks for coming, Jeanette. -Are you kidding?
I love couple's therapy!
JEANETTE: Well, that went very well.
So? I mean, we're all feeling good. So, um, how about that plane?
It's all yours.
[♪♪♪]
♪ There was a time you were in trouble ♪
♪ And you didn't have a clue ♪
♪ I was there to help you out and we figured what to do ♪
♪ Now I need you more than ever, don't leave me behind ♪
♪ Let's pick up the pieces and we'll do it one at a time ♪
♪ Lend me a hand, someone ♪
♪ I can't do it all, please understand ♪
♪ Lend me a hand, someone ♪
♪ Just a little help, Just a little help ♪
♪ Please, lend me a hand ♪
Wait!
Oof! I forgot Talking Teddy!
Careful, it's hot.
Could I have your hat?
Hey, Neville. Teddy has to go.
No, he doesn't. He has to finish his tea.
No. No, no. He's tired. He has to go home for his nap.
No! He needs to finish his tea!
No, no. Nap time!
No!
Neville, would you like ice cream?
-Oh, yes, I would! -Uh, Marsha?
All right. Fine.
You're my best friend.
Bye, Teddy!
Theodore, I have the toothpicks and the Talking Teddy tickets!
What?
Theodore, what are you doing?
I'm baking cookies, like you asked me to.
[gasps] Oh, you got the tickets! Thanks, Alvin!
-But... but... -Alvin, I just went down to the basement.
[yelps] Dave, Dave, I can explain...
Alvin, just stop, OK? I asked you to do one thing!
What have you been doing all day?
What did I do? Just fixed a relationship,
saved a movie production, got Brittany a job,
[cries] ruined my street cred with Amber and Annie,
found the perfect pompom,
played baby-sitter to that dumb bear
and the stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth,
got Talking Teddy tickets,
ran all over town, barely getting the toothpicks I--
Wait, Alvin. Hold on a second. Toothpicks?
Wow, Alvin. I don't know what to say. That's so nice.
Thanks, Dave.
Boy, but I just can't help but get the feeling
I've forgotten something.
Here we are, doing a two-man job and one of us didn't show up.
Hey, Simon, thanks! Hey, let me help you!
Oh, don't mention it, Alvin.
I got my end, how are you coming with yours?
Oh, you're not here. That's right!
Alvin!
Huh?
Oh!
Alvin, are you all right?
Do you think that girl saw me fall?
-What girl? -ALVIN: That pretty girl.
The one I intend to spend the rest of my life with.
Don't look! Is she looking?
I said don't look!
You mean the girl with the stroller, talking to Kevin?
Kevin? Stroller?
What? Is she married? Are those her kids?
-I don't know! -Be cool, you know, don't look.
But what's she doing now?
Well, just watching the path of her feet,
I would say she's leaving.
-Where's she going? -I don't know!
Kevin! Hey, Kevin!
I want you to stay away from that girl.
I've had my eye on her from before you were born!
I don't know how that's possible.
-I mean, she's my cousin. -That doesn't... wait.
-Your cousin? -Yeah.
Their whole family's staying with us. It's such a drag.
Oh, how could that be a drag?
Well, she's all right, but she has twin brothers.
Two-year-old brats! They're a nightmare!
And she and I have to baby-sit 'em.
So, every day, after school, we bring 'em here.
Ooh!
-Oops. Sorry, sorry, Simon. -What are you doing?
THEODORE: It's hot in here!
-Shh. Where's your pacifier? -Oh!
Wish me luck!
Kevin! Kevin! What a surprise seeing you here.
What? I told you yesterday I come every afternoon.
Oh, Kevin... Who is this lovely lass?
I told you, my cousin Mary Ann.
And these are the two-year-old brats I was telling you about.
-Oh! Who do we have here? -This? Just a neighbour's baby
I found crawling around the alley, looking for food.
So I thought I'd take him to the park,
where he can enjoy a stroll around some greenery,
and away from the broken bottles and old rusty cans that he's used to.
Well, I just have kind of a soft spot for two-year-olds.
By the way, how old are your siblings?
-I told you. They're two. -Two? What? I can't believe...
-What a surprise! -Surprise?
I already told... Do you even listen?
[chuckles] Kevin, hey, I've got an idea.
While Mary Ann and I share our love of two-year-olds,
-why don't you just run along? -You mean it?
Go on. Quick like a bunny.
Maybe your friend would like to play with my brothers.
-No! No! Me no want to! -The poor little thing.
He has no manners, growing up in alleys and whatnot.
[chuckles] That's not very social.
-What's his name? -Oh, his name? Oh, yes.
-Well... Ratso. -THEODORE: Ratso?
That's what the street kids call him.
Come on, Ratso. Out ya go!
[chuckles] He's such a shy little thing.
-You want that candy or not? -Oh...
-Don't forget your bucket and shovel. -Ow.
Run along and play nice.
Aaah!
I love babies so much. Have you always liked babies?
Help!
My love for those little squirts began many, many years ago.
-Mine! -Mine!
No!
Ah! Oh!
Help! Aaah!
-No! -Kids, they need so little.
Give them a little empty bucket and a shovel.
Help!
And who can resist those chubby little cheeks?
-Help! -Oh, is he all right?
Oh, oh, he's fine. I mean, you know boys.
They love to play rough. [chuckles]
So, long story short, this adorable baby, you know,
-he tries to... -[wailing]
Uh-oh!
[wailing]
You tied them to a tree?
Yeah. Sorry, I'm not sorry.
Theodore,
you don't understand!
I love her! She's my soul mate!
Ah. Another soul mate? Oh...
OK, what do I have to do?
Well, you know, be my wingman... uh, wing baby.
Just until she realises she can't live without me.
You know, that shouldn't take more than a few days.
A few days?
You are the best brother ever!
♪ A man cannot be shattered ♪
♪ When he has someone he calls a friend for life ♪
♪ You're a firefly at night ♪
♪ When I'm on the road and I see your face ♪
♪ I know I'm home ♪
♪ I'm coming home ♪
♪ I'm coming home where I belong ♪
♪ You're a firefly at night ♪
♪ When I'm on the road and I see your face ♪
♪ I know I'm home ♪
♪ I'm home ♪
Aah!
I'm through being your wing baby.
You said it was just for a few days!
If she doesn't like you by now--
Wait, wait, wait! What are you saying?
-She doesn't like me? -No. It's just hard to tell
if she likes you for you, or as a baby-sitting partner.
You're right. I have to ask her on a date without the babies.
You know, just the two of us. Oh, I know!
I'll invite her to the movies.
-Hello? A little privacy? -It's a cell phone, Alvin.
It means you could leave just as easily.
-OK, guys. You can come in now! -So?
-Is she going to the movies? -Ho, ho! She sure is.
-Just not with me. -You're kidding?
Well, then, who's she going with?
I didn't ask! But then, she had the gall to ask me to baby-sit!
-Oh, I bet you told her! -I sure did!
I, uh, told her to drop the twins off at four.
-What? You gotta be kidding! -I love her, Simon.
And love makes you do desperate things! [sobs]
All right, it's... you know, it's all right. Now, now.
-Don't worry. -I don't know any more.
I just don't know.
-[doorbell rings] -Theodore, get on the floor!
Crawl around like a baby!
How do I look?
-You look... -Stop talking! Stop talking!
You're a baby, remember?
-Go on. -Watsy!
I can't thank you enough, Alvin. You're the only one I trust with them.
Oh. Of course. Sure. Absolutely. No problem.
-Thanks. -Oh, enjoy, enjoy!
I'll see you after the movie.
[screaming]
-[crash] -Alvin,
you think you should help Theodore with the twins?
I'm the one suffering here! I know!
I'll go to the theatre and see who she's dating!
Alvin, what if she sees you?
You're supposed to be watching her brothers!
Oh, you know. Look, not everything's a perfect plan, OK, Simon?
-I'll figure something out. -[screaming]
Hey! No cutting in line!
Relax, I'm not cutting in line.
-Alvin? -Hey... you.
I thought you said Alvin was looking after the twins.
-[gasps] Is something wrong? -Wrong? Oh, no. No.
Everything's fine.
-Who's looking after the twins? -Yes.
As far as that is concerned, my brother, Theodore.
Kevin, tell my dad I had to leave.
-I'll see you guys for dinner. -Your dad is here?
Alvin, I can't believe you left them!
Wait!
Mary Ann, your brothers are fine!
I want to see them.
[giggling]
See? They're happy.
Where's your brother? Who's looking after them?
Oh, you little rascal. I'll be right back.
Wet diaper!
Hello, Mary Ann. I'm Theodore. I was, uh...
Right. He was just in the kitchen, there,
making baby food for the kiddies.
Oh, yeah. Right.
Well, where's Ratso? He shouldn't be left alone.
-Oh, Ratso? -Oh, well, he is sleeping.
Yeah. Right, right. That's right.
-So, I put him down for a nap. -Watsy!
Shh. Ratsy's sleeping.
Come on, if you're real quiet, I'll show you.
No! Ratsy's not in there.
-Where is he? -Upstairs. You know, sleeping.
Oh, well, you wouldn't have seen him,
because Theodore took him up, um, the back way.
-Watsy! -They just want to see him.
-They'll be quiet. -Quick! Get up there!
Oh! Uh... [snoring]
OK. There's the baby. They saw him. And out we go.
Alvin, will you stay here with the twins?
They seem... agitated. I want to ask Theodore some questions.
What? [gibbers]
Oh!
-Theodore? -Yes, yes... I'm here!
Did the twins have a lot of sugar?
-Yes, yes. -They did?
I mean, no. No sugar!
-[wailing] -Uh-oh. I'll be right back.
Oh...
Come on. Just be quiet!
-Watsy! -Watsy!
Ah! [snoring]
[gurgling]
-I thought I heard them crying. -Cry... who?
Never mind. I must be going crazy.
-Watsy. -Watsy!
-Ratsy? -Huh? No!
You let him climb out of the window?
He's a street kid. He wanted some fresh air!
He's running away!
Well, no, you know, it's not like he lives here.
He's probably homesick.
I can't believe I trusted you with my brothers!
-[crying] -Mary Ann! Wait!
Oh!
-Sorry about Mary Ann. -That's all right, Theodore.
You know, I learned a lot from that relationship.
Well, that's great, Alvin. Really?
-What did you learn? -Well,
babies are chick magnets! Who knew?
So, look at the cute little jumper I got you.
-No! -That's not the spirit, mister.
I thought we'd go to the mall and see how many girls
-come up to us and... -Oh, no. No! No!
Theodore, wait!
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪