[♪♪♪]
♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
[school bell rings]
See you at the race, loser!
Aah! Guys! Hey!
Theodore. You too?
Yeah, gotta practise for the big race.
Ugh, Theodore! Come on!
I gotta get used to going full speed.
Yeah, I gotta go full speed, too!
I'm gonna take the long way.
Yeah, me too! We'll go together!
Tell Dave I'm practising for tomorrow's race!
OK, just hold on, 'cause I can't get the gear onto the thing!
Hey! Hold on! Alvin!
Alvin! Ow!
Theodore, he's gone.
OK, you go, Alvin!
I'll go full speed ahead later!
Ugh, my shoelace is stuck in the spinning thing.
You know, maybe we should just stop.
-There's a crack here, watch out. -What? Oof!
You know what? Maybe we should just walk home.
Yeah, may... maybe for now.
Ho, ho! Thank you! Ladies and gentlemen,
I don't know if you can hear me above the crowd roaring,
"Alvin! Alvin!" But they are going crazy,
as Alvin has turned in the most remarkable speed race ever!
-[boot slams and tyres screech] -Um... Hello? Hello?
What?
[gasps] Where's my bike?
No!
I can't believe they took my bike!
[police radio]
-Wait! -Argh!
Thank you for stopping!
The craziest thing happened!
What do you think you were doing back there?
You can't just run in front of a moving man of the law!
-But my bike's been stolen! -So? And your point is?
So, you've gotta find the perpetrator!
Know how many bikes have been stolen last week?
More than yours!
I don't have the stats, but there are a lot.
And we don't have the interest or the manpower
to track down every bike that gets stolen.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have serious crimes to put a stop to!
This is a serious matter! I have a bike race tomorrow!
-Yeah, still don't care. -Well, well, hold on.
What if all these bike thefts weren't a coincidence?
You need to stop talking. Where is your family?
You should be at home.
Yeah, and you should be solving this bicycle mystery.
I guess we're both not doing what we're meant to be doing.
Do not get feisty with me, furball.
I will chew you up and spit you out for breakfast, so help me!
Aaah!
[gasps] Look! There's the bicycle thief!
Halt! Stop! Stop, thief!
Stop. The chain's blocked.
-Come on! -Hey, wait up!
Stop!
I said stop!
Ow! Get back here!
Ow!
-Come on! -I... I'm trying!
-I can't get down... -He's getting away!
Well, I'm sorry. I'm stuck on the fence!
I can't get this... it's on my belt. I can't get down.
Ow. Ow.
Did they get away? They got away?
Well, not before leaving us our first clue.
Know what? I'm fast. That's obvious. You saw that.
But it's just my wrists are so thin, they're just fragile, OK?
You can't expect them to hold the weight of my muscular body.
-Whatever. -Hey! Where's my bike?
-What? -My bike is gone!
See? This is a big case!
You've got to call this into the station.
Oh, OK. Well, how do you want me to do that?
Because the walkie-talkie was on my bike!
Then we'll have to solve this ourselves.
-But, I'm gonna need a badge. -No.
You are not solving this case. You are a minor.
Yeah, a minor who has our only clue.
And I know who it belongs to.
Now, listen, I know these guys
and they're real tough types, OK?
So we'll need to pull out the good-cop, bad-cop routine.
-OK? -OK, you got it.
ALVIN: Hold it right there, fellas!
And don't even think about moving
or I'll put the lockdown on you faster than you can say
-"Where's my bike?" -Whoa, buddy boy!
Do not make eye contact with me! I'm the baddest cop around, son!
Yeah, yeah, me too.
So, you know, don't... don't go anywhere!
-What are you doing? -I'm playing bad cop.
Why'd you stop? That was going good.
No, I'm bad cop!
You can't be bad cop, no one's gonna be intimidated by you.
-Look at you, you're tiny! -Yeah, which makes me crazy!
Hey, how about... you're not a cop at all, huh?
This is a real investigation, OK? I'm a real officer.
And you are being a real nuisance.
We've both had our bikes stolen, so we're in this together!
Whoa! You guys think we took your bikes?
No, we don't think, we have proof!
Well, no. Technically, no. That's not proof, no.
-My bike was stolen today, too! -Same!
-Yeah, me too. -And my pants aren't ripped.
-Look. -Oh, that's just great!
We're right back to where we started!
Come on! We still have this fabric!
Oh, yeah. OK, good.
Let's just inspect everyone's butts while we're at it.
Excuse me, sir, mind turnin' around?
We wanna see if you've stolen a hundred bicycles!
Oh, very funny. Listen, I know just the man for the job.
I'm gonna show this fabric to my brother,
-while you call for backup. -No! I... I can't.
W-What? Why?
Because it's closed, if you must know.
-The police department is shut? -Yep. That's right.
And that's the story you want to go with?
I know. I was like, "Wait guys, shouldn't we stay open?"
They were like, "Nope, we're closin' at five." That was it.
-They're closed. -Pal, don't kid a kidder.
Oh...
OK, look... look. We're partners, OK? Come on.
You can tell your partner.
[sobs] Look, if I call again, I'm gonna be demoted, for sure.
Everyone thinks I'm a horrible cop!
They laugh and make stupid jokes about me behind my back,
and I hear 'em.
I already got my squad car taken away and now,
I can't even hold onto the bicycle?
[sobs]
All right. Well, um, just come in when you're ready.
Yeah, thanks. If it's OK, I'll stay and kinda patrol the area.
I'll just make a bird sound if I need you, OK?
Oh, I hurt all over.
-[screams] -Guys, come on, get up!
There's a bike thief out there and we've gotta solve the crime!
Simon, I need you to trace down this piece of fabric!
I'm sorry, um...
do you have any idea how long that would take?
Simon, there's no time for questions.
I'm working with the police, trying to solve
one of the biggest bicycle cases in history!
C'mon. Hop to it. Come on! Come on!
Oh, come on, Alvin. You expect me to believe that?
-Oh, that's the craziest-- -[weird squawk]
-What is that? -[squawking continues]
-What was that? -That was my bird call.
That is not what a bird sounds like!
Yeah-hah. That's an endangered Amazonian bird.
All right, all right. What is it?
Oh, that was just kind of like a dry run.
Oh, oh. This is our forensic scientist, my brother, Simon.
-Hey. -H-Hey.
I can't believe it. You are working with the police force.
So, did you say you needed to find your bike?
Yes, and about two million other bikes.
But, yes, most importantly, mine.
Well, I can find it.
I put tracking devices on all our bikes,
just in case one went missing.
-[cough] Stalker. -What did you say?
Who? What? This? [cough] That little cough?
It's... it's nothing. Please continue.
Yeah, so that red dot is the bike.
SIMON: Ooh... It is close.
It must be here!
Stop, in the name of the law!
Stop! Stay with the bikes!
[panting]
I can do this!
[out of breath] I got you. I got you good.
Bo Carter! I should've known!
You've been destroying bikes
to help your chances in the race tomorrow!
Well, it's time for a little bad cop!
No, no, no... get my bike.
I'm calling this one in to the station.
I can't believe Bo Carter got off!
I can't believe he has a chauffeur
to help with his dirty work.
Hey, whoa! He did not get off, OK?
And neither did his chauffeur, OK?
His father paid the fine,
he has to replace all the bikes, and we're heroes! OK?
I got my car privileges back. Check it out! Boom!
Oh, congratulations!
Yup. I bet you'd say this is pretty fancy, Alvin, huh?
Alvin? Hey, Alvin?
Oh, I am not gonna let you get away with what you did!
Ha, ha! Sorry, but I already have.
See? I'm the only rider in this race.
Uh, no you're not!
I got him this bike this morning and your father paid for it.
OK, this is your chance to get him back.
-Grr. -[♪♪♪]
♪ Ride low with me ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Got my engine on and my foot on the brake ♪
♪ When I see the flag fly I'm gonna ♪
♪ Take off down the road in a blaze of glory ♪
♪ My skid marks gonna tell my story ♪
♪ Come on, baby, do you wanna ride with me? ♪
♪ Push the metal to the floor, gonna fly with me ♪
♪ Come on, tell me, do you wanna ride with me? ♪
♪ Wanna fly me, wanna ride with me? ♪
♪ Come on, baby, do you wanna ride with me? ♪
♪ Push the metal to the floor, gonna fly with me ♪
♪ Tell me, do you want to ride with me? ♪
♪ Wanna fly me, wanna ride with me? Come on ♪
♪ Ride low with me, ride low ♪
♪ Ride low with me, let go ♪
♪ If you wanna ride with me, then let's ride ♪
♪ Don't you wanna fly with me? Come on, fly ♪
♪ If you wanna ride with me, then let's ride ♪
♪ Let's ride, let's ride ♪
♪ If you wanna ride with me, then let's ride ♪
♪ Don't you wanna fly with me? ♪
♪ Come on, fly ♪
♪ If you wanna ride with me, then let's ride ♪
♪ Let's ride ♪
[cheering]
Oh! You did it!
You know what would be great?
If you drive in front of me like a motorcade.
You know, like a victory lap.
No! I'm not parading you around the streets, OK.
I just got my car privileges back!
Come on, I mean, we're partners!
OK, that's it. We are not partners!
You can't keep saying that or people will believe you.
You know, yes, but we're--
Stop it. You hear me? You gonna stop?
-Yes, but... -Say you'll stop.
Don't believe you till you say it.
[ticking clock and sirens]
In a few seconds, the entire town will be skunked.
[evil laugh]
Stand back, innocent townspeople.
This is a job for... Munk Man!
Give up this life of crime, Mr X. It doesn't pay.
Never!
Ugh! No!
-ALVIN: Simon? Oh, Simon? -Huh?
Simon, Dave was asking you a question.
He was probably saving the day as Munk Man.
-Munk Man? -[coughs] Lame name.
No. No, thank you, Alvin. No, it isn't.
No, Dave, it's this character I created for this contest.
And I'm also creating cool gadgets
that my superhero would use.
Yeah, and the winner gets their own superhero made into a toy.
Well, that sounds fantastic, Simon. How's it coming?
Slowly, I'm afraid.
[clanking metal]
Simon, did you hear that? Simon?
[groaning]
-Argh! -Simon, are you OK?
[weakly] Yeah.
I think I sprained my arm.
So much for winning the contest. Ugh.
Pretty sure I can't win with a bad arm.
Oh, Simon, that's what sidekicks are for.
You know, your right arm. I can be your sidekick.
Uh...
Sir Munk Man, your trusty sidekick reporting for duty.
OK, now, hold on. Wait. What was that?
Is there another room?
Alvin, look, I don't know what you think you saw,
-but, believe me, there was... -There's got to be a loose,
secret brick that opens the wall.
Ah! Ha, ha! Now, I find the button that...
Hmm, no, that's... Huh. All right. All right.
Now, I put my hand in the empty space that the brick came from.
What? All right. All right. All right.
Now, I put the brick back
and you show me how to get into that other room.
Open it up! Let's see it! Show me the goods!
-DAVE: Hey, guys. What are you up to? -Uh, nothing!
Come on up. It's time for breakfast.
OK, Dave. Coming.
No! No, no, we're not.
Simon's teaching me just a bunch of science and maths stuff
that's very important for my brain
and, you know, education and stuff like that.
Simon, is... is any of that true?
Be right there, Dave.
[whispers] Alvin, let go. You'll see it tomorrow.
-But tomorrow's the contest! -Right, but before the contest,
you need to get everything on this list.
Ho, ho! Leave everything to me!
[♪♪♪]
[whimpers in his sleep]
♪ Munk Man ♪
♪ He's who you call when you've lost it all ♪
♪ And need to be saved ♪
♪ Munk Man walks through the fire ♪
♪ Nothing too dire, he'll save the day ♪
♪ Do you know the Munk, the Munk, the Munk Man? ♪
♪ Munk Man ♪
♪ He's who you call when you've lost it all ♪
♪ And need to be saved ♪
♪ Munk Man walks through the fire ♪
♪ Nothing too dire ♪
♪ He'll save the day ♪
[gasps]
Simon, I got everything on the list.
Now, you've gotta open up the secret room.
Come on, open it up. Let's see it.
-Turn around. -No. Come on. I've waited...
Turn around!
All right. Fine.
I wonder if there's a sidekick union. This is unthinkable.
Whoa! Oh, Simon. What is this?
That's the Munkmobile.
Oh, Simon, you're gonna win the contest!
Oh, this is amazing! Come on, come on, let's drive this baby!
First things first, Alvin. Our costumes.
[gasps] Superhero costumes?
Duckies? Are you kidding?
No one's gonna take me seriously!
Exactly. You're always stealing my spotlight.
-So, now you can't. -Well, yours is no better.
What's with the cape?
I know! OK? I know! It's a little stiff. I get it!
-Get off my back! -OK...
Sorry.
I think I'm, you know, a little stressed about the competition.
OK, you know, it's just... maybe you don't need it.
-It's just a cape. -Is it, though?
Check this out! A cape that retracts into... a ball!
Oh, cool. A ball.
I hope you aren't entering that in the contest!
You've got a Munkmobile, Simon!
-OK, let's go. -I'm just saying...
-Alvin. Car. Get in. -Oh, fine.
But how are we gonna drive outta here?
Who said anything about driving?
Simon, I didn't know this thing could fly!
Yep, and you're the one who's gonna keep it flying.
-What? -It's all up to you.
I can't use my right arm, so I need you, my sidekick,
to enter the proper flying sequence.
I'm only able to steer.
Oh, thank you so much for the vote of confidence.
All right, would you pay attention?
Because if you miss the sequence,
we're going to crash to the ground.
All right, so, first,
push the red button and hold it for five seconds.
Exactly five seconds.
Then immediately push the yellow button. Three quick taps.
What's going... ? Alvin! Alvin!
Did you hold the red button for exactly five seconds?
No! No, you said three seconds!
-Oh, pay attention, Alvin! -What do I do now?
Purple! Purple! Hit the purple button now!
SIMON: Then the blue, then the green, blue, green,
then yellow! Yellow, yellow, green, green,
blue, green, yellow, yellow, green, blue. Got it?
-Oh, this is not fun. -Yellow, yellow!
Not fun at all!
Oh... Are we there?
OK, well, I believe we're ready.
You take the grappling hook. My arm is too weak.
-Cool! -OK, you know,
I'll be wearing the power pack that's concealed under my cape.
Kind of gives the illusion that I can actually fly.
All right, so, I think we're ready.
All right, here, let me stand up.
Ah, there! Whaddaya think? How do I look?
Well, you know, like a... little, tiny vampire.
OK, Simon. Come on. Give me the cape.
No! No, Alvin! Don't touch that!
-Oh, great! -Take it off.
Oh, just be quiet!
Hey, guys! Look at this!
-Wow! -That's so cool!
-Cool outfit! -What? No!
That is literally the lamest outfit on the planet!
Turn around! Look what I can do.
See? See what I can do?
Alvin, did you charge my power pack?
-It was on the list! -Oh, um... yeesh.
-I... I think so. -You think so?
That's a cool grappling hook. How'd you make it?
He doesn't know! You know, I am the inventor!
I'm Munk Man!
[Tannoy] Simon Seville, booth 58.
Coming.
-Let's go, Alvin. -Woo-hoo!
-Alvin! -Who wants an autograph?
Well, hello, I'm Simon Seville.
Also known as... Munk Man!
-What's the thing on your neck? -Oh, that?
It's my retractable cape.
But my sidekick, well, you know, more like a Munk Minion,
tried to untie it, and, well... it's not...
Leave your designs and I'll get back to you.
W-wait. Leave them?
Hey, look, kid. Everyone else has done it.
And they had a lot more to offer than you and your goitre. Next!
But you haven't even seen my vehicle. It's...
-We got lots of cars. Next! -But there's nothing like this.
All righty, who's next?
Alvin, you missed the presentation!
Well, I'm a little busy signing autographs.
Oh, just come on, will ya!
I need to show him the Munk-Claw!
-We love you! -Love you too!
Mwah! Back in a flash!
I'll be gone before the real toy guy gets here.
I've got some good designs and prototypes.
It's real easy scamming these kids.
Excuse me! Excuse me, sir! I overheard your conversation.
So I know you're not the real toy manufacturer!
-Wait! Hold... What? -He's a phony, OK?
He's stealing kids' ideas.
If you don't give everyone back their designs and prototypes,
I'll report you to the authorities.
Oh, please. What ya gonna do? Chase me on foot?
Or you gonna throw that ball at me?
[laughs]
Oh, let's get him, Alvin.
Oh, Alvin, look! There he is!
Oh, Simon! What button do I push?
The purple one, or three seconds on the red?
-Which is it? -Alvin, please be quiet!
I need to concentrate!
I'm the one keeping this thing in the air!
No, I just said that so you wouldn't take it out on your own.
What? Seriously?
And you're supposed to be the honest brother?
There he is!
Gotcha, sucker!
[laughs]
-Hey! Let me outta here! -Ow!
Not until you give me every design and prototype
you stole from those kids!
Authorities have caught a notorious criminal,
who has stolen toy ideas from kids around the world.
He would've gotten away, but for the quick thinking
by Alvin Seville and his sidekick, Simon.
-No! -[whispers]
Correction. Munk Man and his sidekick, Commander Quackers.
[crowd chants] Munk Man! Munk Man!
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪