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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

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Blah, blah, blah, blah...

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Class isn't over, Alvin.

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-Alvin!
-What?

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You can't pack up until you're dismissed!

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No, no, no! I wasn't packing up!

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I saw you!

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No, you saw me organising my backpack,

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which is very different from packing up.

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[laughter]

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Alvin, I'm not playing
your little games today.

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Now would you like to talk about
the reading assignment from last night?

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Seriously?

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Would I like to talk about the assignment?

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Yeah, right after I poke my eyes out
with a pencil!

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[laughter]

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What... What are you
finding funny about this?

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I don't know why you're encouraging him.

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Alvin, if you read the book,
you'll get something out of it.

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-I read like 30 pages!
-No, you didn't.

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Well, it felt like 30 pages.
It was so boring!

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That's enough!

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Will someone please start
the discussion on the book?

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Anyone?

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[bell rings]

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Oof! Hey! I waited for the bell!

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The bell doesn't dismiss you, Alvin.
I dismiss you!

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Now sit down!

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But I've got practice. I've got to...

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I don't care!

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Now sit down
or I'll keep you a lot longer!

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At your desk, Alvin! So help me...

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All right, all right.
[mutters] But it's so unfair.

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Oh, I... I... I can't take it...
Can't take it...

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I can't... Oh... I...
Will you excuse me?

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Oh, she can leave, but we're stuck here?

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Will you stop pushing her?

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She probably just went
to get something, OK?

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She'll be right back.

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OK, she might have bailed.

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Guys, if I'm not home in 30 minutes,

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-my mom is going to freak!
-[door]

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See? Here she comes!

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I am so sorry to keep you here.

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I just talked to Miss Smith
and she won't be coming back.

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-You fired her?
-No, she left.

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She just said she was done.
Now, please, get up,

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your parents are waiting for you outside.

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I'm sad Miss Smith is gone.

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Well, then you shouldn't
have been misbehaving!

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You know what?

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The whole class
should write her an apology.

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Get her a flower basket
or a fragrance. You know,

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something to mask her natural musk.

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Alvin, you're the one
who should apologise.

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Oh, come on, Simon.
Miss Smith and I are homies.

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Alvin, she was talking to you
the whole time

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and you kept interrupting.

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That? No. That's our back-and-forth
banter. She loves it.

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Oh, right. Yeah.
That's probably why she begged you to stop

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before leaving the classroom.

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Oh, yeah. There is that. Yeah.

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I see your point.

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"I'm sorry I couldn't stand
your boring classes."

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Alvin, that's not an apology!

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Simon, don't judge me yet, OK?

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-I'm not done.
-OK, just, you know.

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Just move aside, OK?

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Now, here's how you write
a real apology letter.

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Simon, do you detect any movement?

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-No, nothing yet.
-So what if she sees you?

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You're just dropping off a note.

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Oh, Theodore, if she sees me,
she's gonna wanna talk to me.

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Then all that hard work Simon did

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writing my apology letter
would go out the window!

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Oh, well, you have to see her sometime.

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I don't want to see her
until after she reads my letter.

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Now, cover for me, guys!
If I'm not back by 0800...

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Alvin, it'll take 30 seconds, OK?
This is no big deal!

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Simon, there's no telling
what I'll encounter out there.

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Just keep an eye out!

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Here comes Alvin, he's a secret agent man.

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He does whatever is part of the plan.

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If he has a plan, he makes it happen.

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He'll totally make it happen!

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Well, I bet Miss Smith
loved my letter... your letter,

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and is waiting for us as we speak.

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OK, everyone,
if I can have your attention up here,

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I'd like to get started. Hello?

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Where's Miss Smith?

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OK, class! If you could just settle down.
I just... Ow!

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-[kids laughing]
-OK, that was a good shot.

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This'll be the best class ever!
He's a pushover.

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Hey, guys, come on, come on!
Cut it out!

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Huh! Don't worry, I'll hit you later.
[chuckles]

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Watch this.

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Well, hello, children.
My name is Sergeant Daniel Dopkins

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-and I am your worst nightmare.
-[gasp]

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Did you file my paperwork, how I like it?

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-Sir, yes, sir!
-Good. I'll see you at home.

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-OK, Dad.
-OK, what?

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I mean, OK, sir! I meant, OK, sir!

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That's better. Now get outta here!

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Hey! Don't forget your book!

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Ugh! Ow, Dad...

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-Something funny to you?
-No!

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-No?
-I mean, no, sir.

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Why are you laughing, funny boy?

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I just... I thought...

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You're not here to have thoughts!

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You're here to be moulded
into an upright citizen!

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So stand up
and give me 20 pliés! Now!

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-20 what?
-Pliés!

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Oh, please, tell me y'all know
what a plié is?

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Is that like a push-up?

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Oh, you lot are hopeless!

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A push-up is for pansies.
This is a plié.

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You want me to do that?

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I want you and the rest
of the class to do that

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until you can't stand on
your tippy toes anymore! Now!

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-Do it again!
-I can't do anymore!

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Do it!

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Oh, I've never worked out
this part of my body before!

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[groaning]

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You, like, better get
Miss Smith back, ASAP!

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I wrote her an apology note.
She must not have read it!

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Let's go back to her house after school.

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-No, talking! Ten more!
-[groan]

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No groaning!
Ten more to the ten more! Now!

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Ten... Do it! Eight, seven, six...

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No, don't put me on hold!
Don't put me on hold!

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OK, so it's up to you now.

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Say you're sorry for being disrespectful

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and a constant disruption...

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But I wouldn't be disrupting
if she wasn't boring!

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Yeah, uh, don't... don't say that.

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You can do this, Alvin. Come on.

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Uh, Miss Smith?

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Miss Smith, I see you.
Did you get my letter?

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Simon, Theodore! Get out of there!

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-Hey...
-Hey...

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-Miss Smith!
-Go away, Alvin!

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Go away?
That's not very neighbourly!

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I'm not your neighbour.
Get off my porch!

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[chuckles] Not until you talk to me.

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-No! Put me down!
-Ow! Hey! Do not squirm!

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I will detain you if I have to.

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-Oh, but she's my teacher!
-She ain't anymore!

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She's a woman in town!
A random lady who doesn't like you!

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You can't go within 100 feet of her house!
That's the law.

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♪ I've been missing you ♪

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♪ I've been missing you, darling ♪

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♪ Ever since you left
I've been starving ♪

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♪ For you save me from a life of grey ♪

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♪ You can call me crazy ♪

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♪ I don't mind at all ♪

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♪ 'Cause every time you leave me ♪

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♪ I just spin in circles ♪

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♪ I don't know where I am ♪

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♪ I lose all control ♪

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♪ Missing you is just ♪

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♪ Just another thing I do ♪

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♪ And I am losing all control ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm missing you ♪

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She's taking private yoga classes?

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Yeah. She's been living the dream
ever since she quit teaching us.

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Uh, I don't think she's coming back, guys.

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-Yeah, thanks to Alvin!
-No, no, no! I apologised.

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-Uh... You never apologised.
-Yeah, Simon apologised.

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You don't think she knows the difference

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between your words and Simon's?

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"I'm sorry I get restless
when your class goes on and on

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and on and on
about the dumb smart stuff"?

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Alvin, are you out of your mind?

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This is my apology, OK?
Written my way, all right?

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Besides, I have an extra surprise for her.

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Something that involves the whole class.

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She's gonna love it!

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Yeah, I feel you keep saying that.

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Guys, guys, keep it down.
We only have one chance at this!

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-[murmur of voices]
-What?

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Guys, guys, come on! Pay attention!

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When she comes out,
we'll sing the song I wrote,

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hand her my apology letter
and bam! All will be forgiven!

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Ow! The wax is burning my hand!

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-Cheesy!
-Give me your candle!

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-No way!
-Come on! Please!

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Be professional. We're starting!

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Simon, I'm not allowed near her door,
so, would you knock?

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What did I say the other day?

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-What did I just say?
-Oh, snap, it's the popo!

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-Let's get outta here!
-I'm 100 feet away!

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I'm not breaking the rules!

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Oh, OK, you're not breaking the rules?
I get it,

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'cause from where I'm standing,

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you are causing a major disturbance!

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You're causing a disturbance!
I'm just trying to apologise.

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Do you hear me, Miss Smith?

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I don't care what you're doing!

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You're not allowed to be here!
That was clear!

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-Miss Smith!
-No! Hey!

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Miss Smith, please!

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-Attention!
-[gasp]

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What a well-behaved class.

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-Hi, Bernice. How's it going?
-Hello, Danny.

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Should we try this again?
Who'd like to start us off

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on the book discussion?

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-Oh, Alvin.
-Did you get my letter?

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Yes, but we're not discussing this now.

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But you liked it?
That's why you came back?

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Does anyone have anything to say
about the ten-page assignment?

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Ho, ho! I love this!

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Back where you belong,
you and me back in action.

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Homies again! Doing our thing--

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-Be quiet, Alvin!
-Yup, yup. I'm on it.

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-Quiet as a mouse.
-No! You're not being quiet!

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-That's...
-No, no, I am. Totally quiet.

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No! You're not being quiet!

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I see what you're saying.
Totally get it.

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-I'll explain it to the others.
-Alvin!

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-Wow! That was a great movie!
-Highly entertaining.

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Oh, it was a little too much for me.

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I'm sorry. A little too much?
It was terrifying!

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If you guys get scared,
just... just do what I do.

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It does have one drawback, though.

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-Ew! I was sharing with you!
-Yeah, it's my new thing.

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-I call it "bucketing".
-Oh, you guys,

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I wish you could have seen your faces!
They were classic!

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Brittany was like,
"No, stop it. I can't take it!

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I'm scared! No!"

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And sorry, Eleanor,
but you were like, "No!"

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[chuckles] Right. And I suppose
you weren't scared at all?

242
00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:26,543
-Of that? Oh, please.
-And what about you, Simon?

243
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,001
-You weren't scared either?
-Brittany,

244
00:12:29,084 --> 00:12:31,626
I know the difference
between fact and fiction.

245
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,293
Britt, don't worry about it.

246
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:36,209
You're just a scared little kid.
It's not your fault.

247
00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:39,043
-We're just braver than you.
-Ugh! Fine!

248
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,084
There's no way to prove it,
so we'll have to take your--

249
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:44,084
Hey! Hey, guys! Hey!

250
00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:46,751
I'm with the movie company.
You got a second?

251
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,334
-Oh, sure.
-Oh, great.

252
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:51,418
We're trying this new marketing campaign
where we videotape people

253
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,126
watching our movies with night-vision

254
00:12:53,209 --> 00:12:57,126
so we can capture people's
reactions, when they're, like, "Ahh!"

255
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,959
Ho, ho! Wait a second.

256
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:01,126
You recorded us watching the movie?

257
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:02,793
I got it here. Wanna see it?

258
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,459
Oh, yes! Yes!

259
00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:09,626
I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.

260
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,084
-Don't do that!
-Alvin!

261
00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:13,876
Well, I am just a clumsy goose today!

262
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:18,043
Oh, no. Did I break it?

263
00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:20,459
-I broke it, didn't I?
-No worries, bro.

264
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,834
It's a gift we hand out to participants.

265
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:24,501
Here's the one with the video.

266
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,668
-Oh...
-OK, are you ready?

267
00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,168
Yes! Can't wait!

268
00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:31,501
-[screaming]
- Hey, guys! Check this out!

269
00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:35,168
Oh, will you look at...
We are running late, guys!

270
00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:37,209
Come on! Let's... everyone!
Time to get home!

271
00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:39,084
-[screaming]
-[screams]

272
00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:42,668
Hey, there I am! Oh, that looks good.

273
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:45,459
Everybody, everyone!
Free pizza at our house!

274
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:47,626
Free pizza! Free pizza!

275
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,959
-Mommy!
-Britt, let's just turn it off.

276
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:53,126
Turn it off. OK, I'm not
kidding, Britt! Turn it off!

277
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,001
Oh, what's the matter, Alvin?

278
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,918
You don't want everyone to see
how not afraid you were?

279
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:01,334
[screaming]

280
00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:04,376
Ho, ho! Let's see it again!

281
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:10,751
[laughs] You gotta send me that link!

282
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,084
No! Don't send it!

283
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:16,834
[laughs] I'm sorry, guys,
but did you see their faces?

284
00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:20,793
They were all, like,
"Ooh, oh, my gosh. I'm so scared!"

285
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:22,709
[laughter]

286
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:26,126
Wow! Were you guys scared or what?

287
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:29,168
I didn't think you guys
ever got that scared.

288
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:32,918
So, you were just kidding
about the pizza, right?

289
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,584
Why did they have to show everyone?

290
00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:37,834
It's probably gonna go viral.

291
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:41,959
Yeah, you guys were kidding.
There's probably no pizza.

292
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,376
-Right?
-Oh, Simon.

293
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:47,459
-It's not going to go viral.
-But there's pizza, right?

294
00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:48,751
You think it'll go viral?

295
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,043
-No!
-No!

296
00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:55,251
Will somebody please tell me?
Is there pizza?

297
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:58,793
Let's see. Let's see.
OK, "scared chipmunks".

298
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:02,084
Yup, here it is.
Uploaded an hour ago, and it has...

299
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:05,751
Oh. Only ten views. Thank you!

300
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:09,209
Yes! Yes! Only ten views!

301
00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:13,501
OK, now we can put this entire
humiliating moment behind us...

302
00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:16,001
-Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on.
-What?

303
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:19,584
I just refreshed. Now it's 23 views.

304
00:15:21,168 --> 00:15:23,584
Oh, please. That's still nothing to...

305
00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:26,251
I refreshed again. Now it's 89 views.

306
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:29,334
OK, all right, you know,
but still under a hundred.

307
00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:31,293
243 views?

308
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:34,543
Two hundred... What?
How did... just slow it down!

309
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:39,209
-It's a 1,024!
-Simon, stop hitting refresh!

310
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,459
That has nothing to do with it!

311
00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:43,793
♪ Lurking there in the shadows ♪

312
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,751
♪ Waiting for the sun to go down ♪

313
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,626
♪ Covered up in the darkness ♪

314
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,959
♪ In the night it is gonna come out ♪

315
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,834
♪ Shivering, but it's warm out ♪

316
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,418
♪ 'Cause I know what is coming for you ♪

317
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:59,168
♪ And then what am I gonna do? ♪

318
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,709
♪ I got no chance, so I revel in your ♪

319
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:07,709
♪ Your monster madness
Monster madness ♪

320
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:10,584
♪ Your monster madness
Your, your ♪

321
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:11,918
♪ Monster madness ♪

322
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:18,084
♪ You bring the monster outta me ♪

323
00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:19,751
♪ And it's gonna get ugly ♪

324
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,626
♪ I might be wicked
But admit it, you love me ♪

325
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:28,001
♪ Now set your inner monster free ♪

326
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,834
♪ Don't you hide in the blackness ♪

327
00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:32,584
♪ I wanna see all your monster madness ♪

328
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:36,126
All right, well, I think
it's safe to say we went viral.

329
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:37,793
We need to do something, OK?

330
00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:40,168
Because, right now, we look like the two,

331
00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:43,376
most scared, worried,
frightened people in the world.

332
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,876
Now millions of people know about that!

333
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,459
So... Wait a second. Ho, ho!

334
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:52,501
We're going to give the girls
a little surprise

335
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:56,626
and make them look like
the biggest scaredy-cats in the world!

336
00:16:57,043 --> 00:16:58,834
We've got the movie all set up.

337
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,126
Yeah, OK, Britt. Yeah.
Sounds great! OK, see ya later.

338
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:04,543
Ho, ho! Yes! We're on!

339
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:07,418
OK, people,
Operation Monster Madness is a go!

340
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,376
Everyone knows what to do, right?

341
00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:11,209
Simon, are the cameras ready?

342
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:12,626
More than ready, Alvin.

343
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:17,043
16 night-vision cameras
hidden all over the house.

344
00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:21,209
Ho, ho! After tonight,
everyone in the entire world

345
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:23,626
will see how scared the girls are,

346
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,126
and no one will be talking
about our video!

347
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,084
[doorbell]

348
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:38,418
Oh, hello, girls. It is so nice
to see you... this evening.

349
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:42,543
We're all looking...
I mean, you're all looking well.

350
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,459
Uh, are you feeling OK, Theodore?

351
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,709
Of course. Shall we go upstairs

352
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,209
to see what Alvin and Simon are up to?

353
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,876
Yeah, you're definitely acting weird.

354
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:59,543
Uh... Shall we go and see
what Alvin and Simon are up to?

355
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,126
You just said that.

356
00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,918
OK, they're here!

357
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,918
Hi, guys. What are you doing?

358
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:09,668
Oh, this is weird.

359
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:12,459
A news report just came out:
there was a sighting

360
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,793
of some creature in the neighbourhood.

361
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:18,251
And they said it looked
half man, half wolf.

362
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,751
Oh, no!

363
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,501
Maybe we should... uh...

364
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,376
Maybe we should... Ugh! Line!

365
00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:27,793
-[whispers]
-Oh, yeah.

366
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:29,001
Leave!

367
00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:31,334
Oh, brother!

368
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:33,459
OK, Theodore, what's wrong with you?

369
00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:35,668
Nothing. What's wrong with you?

370
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:38,751
OK. Let's drop the whole
"What's wrong with you?"

371
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,751
Everyone's got nothing wrong with them,
OK?

372
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,001
Let's just watch our scary movie.

373
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:52,084
[on-screen screams]

374
00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:54,876
I need the bathroom.

375
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,543
-I'll be right back.
-Yes, um, me too.

376
00:18:57,626 --> 00:19:00,793
-Oh, should I pause the movie?
-No! No, no, you know,

377
00:19:00,876 --> 00:19:04,001
just keep watching, enjoy.
It'll only take a second.

378
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:10,209
[growling]

379
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:14,084
Oh, no! No! The stories are true!

380
00:19:16,043 --> 00:19:20,001
And... and there's Swampy,
from Monster Madness!

381
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,834
Come on, Alvin. We know it's you.

382
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:26,126
I don't know this Alvin you speak of,

383
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:30,459
but if you bring him,
we'll be sure to introduce ourselves.

384
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:31,626
[evil laugh]

385
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,001
Oops.

386
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:38,709
-OK, this is just sad now.
-[growling]

387
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:42,584
Guys, you can stop now.
We know it's you.

388
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,584
Yeah. It's enough. Stop.

389
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,001
[growling]

390
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,668
But this isn't us.

391
00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,834
Guys, stop.
It isn't funny anymore.

392
00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:54,543
That-that-that wasn't us.
R-really, that was not us!

393
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,126
He's telling the truth!

394
00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:59,626
[sobs] I'm so scared!

395
00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:02,584
-[growling]
-Aaah! Where'd they go?

396
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,209
Please, Alvin! Please stop!

397
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:07,084
You're braver than we are, OK?

398
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,834
You win! Just stop!

399
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,626
But... But... But... But... But... But...

400
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,459
She... she's gone!

401
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:16,168
[growling gets louder]

402
00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:19,293
-What's happening?
-I don't know. I don't know!

403
00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:20,876
Theodore! Get over here!

404
00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:22,959
-Aaah!
-Aaah!

405
00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:26,626
[growling]

406
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:29,376
[screaming]

407
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,293
When will you learn, Alvin?

408
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:33,293
Don't mess with the girls!

409
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:34,834
Oh, yeah, suckers.

410
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,251
[whimpering]

411
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,251
Yeah, since Rory works for the studio,

412
00:20:40,334 --> 00:20:42,918
he has access to all the real costumes.

413
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:45,043
Hope we didn't scare you too much.

414
00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:46,626
Oh, they're good.

415
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:49,084
Oh, what about Eleanor?

416
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:53,543
Oh, no!
Please don't let the monsters get me!

417
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:57,501
But... But... How? There was a... ?

418
00:20:57,584 --> 00:20:58,751
How did we know?

419
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:02,001
Oh, you mean besides
the ridiculous acting and costumes?

420
00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:04,543
Let's just say a little birdie told us.

421
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:10,876
Yeah, and I assume
that little birdie likes pizza?

422
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,043
Oh, they are really good.

423
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:17,001
Now, I understand you taped
this whole thing, right?

424
00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:19,043
Simon, quick! Erase the video!

425
00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:22,126
Just made a copy
and sent it to our email.

426
00:21:22,209 --> 00:21:24,709
-Oh, they're good.
-Yes, I know they're good.

427
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:26,751
Now can you please let go of me?

428
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:30,418
Just so you know,
we will not be putting this online.

429
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:33,209
However, pull another stunt like this

430
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:37,209
and it will be everywhere, Alvin.
Are we clear?

431
00:21:37,584 --> 00:21:38,709
[grunts]

432
00:21:39,084 --> 00:21:41,043
Alvin, this whole thing started

433
00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:43,709
because you were too proud
to say you were scared.

434
00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:46,334
Alvin, everyone gets scared sometimes.

435
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:49,334
OK, I promise
I'll never try to scare you again.

436
00:21:49,418 --> 00:21:52,501
You know, this might sound
sort of weird,

437
00:21:52,584 --> 00:21:55,084
but I'd really like to see the video.

438
00:21:55,168 --> 00:21:57,209
What? Are you out of your mind?

439
00:21:57,293 --> 00:21:58,751
Would you just relax?

440
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,626
No one else is gonna see it.

441
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:04,834
All right, but...
But this does not leave this room!

442
00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:06,376
[on-screen whining]

443
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,001
-[screaming]
-[laughter]

444
00:22:08,668 --> 00:22:10,793
All right, it's funny, it's funny.

445
00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:15,543
I am so glad no one outside this room
will ever see this.

446
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:18,668
Oh, Theodore.
Just turn it up a little, would ya?

447
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,834
-OK.
-Not that button!

448
00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:23,584
-Theodore! Stop!
-What's the matter?

449
00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:25,584
Oh, you know, not much, Theodore,

450
00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:28,293
you just happened to hit
the "upload" button!

451
00:22:28,376 --> 00:22:29,876
Where you share it with the world!

452
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:31,459
Oops.

453
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,293
[Alvin] Not again!

454
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,543
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

455
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:41,418
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

456
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:44,168
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪