♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Ah!
-Cut it out, Derek! -OK, excuse me!
I would just like to invite all the guys to my birthday party!
It's this weekend. It's gonna be awesome!
Oh, don't tell me. You'll be swapping cards
and dressing up as wizards?
Uh... yeah, right.
No! No! We're, like, we're gonna have, uh, uh...
the biggest paintball battle this town has ever seen!
-Really? -Paintball? That's...
-I'm team captain! -Yeah! Kevin and Derek!
-Oh! I wanna be a captain! -No girls!
Um, I'm sorry, why is it boys only?
I mean, girls love paintball as much as anyone else!
Am I right, ladies? Where are my paintball girls at, right?
Whatever. You guys are scared I'd beat you.
All right everyone, settle down!
Uh, Kevin, your party is gonna be so cool!
I said, settle down!
I'm going to bore you with another history lesson.
-I pick Alvin! -Huh?
Ha, ha! You can have him!
Wait. What?
-We're picking teams! -All right, that's everyone.
Let's go, guys.
I'm so glad you're on my team, Alvin.
Oh, we're gonna totally rock.
Oh, we are gonna totally stink!
I can't believe I'm with Kevin!
-But we're on your team too! -That's no better!
Oh, sorry, sorry. But you're only good compared to Kevin.
Derek's team is gonna destroy us!
Hey, Alvin! Kevin's here to see you.
Oh, Alvin, I'm freaking out!
Oh, Kevin, Kevin.
If this about your paintball party,
-I'm not gonna be able-- -There is no paintball party!
I... I'm sorry. What?
My party was gonna be really lame!
And then Derek made fun of it,
so I just started lying!
My mom would never let me have a paintball party!
Never! All the kids think I'm a loser!
-[sobs] -No... Kev... no.
You know, maybe a few, you know, it could, possibly...
[sobs]
You gotta help me, Alvin! Just once!
-Just once, I wanna be cool. -Kevin, Kevin,
um, you know, one thing the cool kids don't do...
they don't cry over not being cool.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I'm just lost! You know, I have no idea what to do!
Simon?
OK, Kevin. First off, let's assume, just for a moment,
that you find a place for the paintball party.
Now, let's go over what you have and what you don't have.
-I don't have much. -Don't... don't worry about it.
-Paintballs? -Uh, no.
-That's OK, Kevin. -Forts or bunkers?
-No. -It's OK.
What about large boxes?
-Boxes? No. -That's fine.
OK, string? Anything? Like a piece of string?
-No. -No?
Well, lots of people don't have string.
-Kevin, your mom's here! -Mom, I'll be right down!
Hey, Kevin, just one last thing.
Have you ever been paintballing?
-No. -Oh, come on, Kevin!
What does it even matter? I don't have a place to do it!
Kevin, Kevin, don't even worry about it, OK?
We'll have the party here.
What? Wait. Are you... are you serious?
Yeah. It'll be the best party ever!
Kevin! I am waiting!
-Coming! -OK, Kevin. So long. So long.
This is gonna be great! [slams door]
Alvin, what makes you think
Dave'll let you have a paintball party?
Dave won't know!
He will be with Miss Smith,
who will take up the entire day complaining about me!
Oh, well... yeah, good point.
Won't Dave see paint everywhere when he comes home?
Well, I do have removable paint, but--
That's great! So, now all we have to do is
make Kevin a great paintballer and give him the best party ever.
♪ When the dawn is nigh ♪
♪ Moon is sailing low ♪
♪ As stars fade in the sky, we know it's time to go ♪
♪ March into the morn ♪
♪ Time for battle now ♪
♪ Fall before you're scorned, we're never backing down ♪
♪ Ah, yeah, ah ♪
♪ It's time for battle, nothing else matters ♪
♪ It's him and the kid in the middle of it ♪
♪ Swinging at all of the shadows ♪
♪ Half past on the dangerous hour ♪
♪ If you mess with the kid ♪
♪ You'll be feeling the pow of the power ♪
♪ Back down if you don't got the guts for it ♪
♪ Stop now, 'cause we 'bout to go nuts for it ♪
♪ Time out 'cause it's darkest before dawn ♪
♪ We get our war on, don't need no scorecard ♪
♪ When the dawn is nigh ♪
♪ Moon is sailing low ♪
♪ As stars fade in the sky, we know it's time to go ♪
♪ March into the morn, time for battle now ♪
♪ Fall before you're scorned, we're never backing down ♪
Men, remember, this isn't a fun birthday party.
We're not having fun! OK?
There'll be plenty of time for fun later.
It won't be at this birthday party.
This is a chance to stand up for yourself, to show--
Theodore, will you cut that out?
-Sorry. -Anyway, as I was saying,
today, you fight back!
-Today... -[tapping on window]
-What? -I wanna play.
Uh, sorry, no. There's already even teams.
Will you guys just let me finish?
I'm in the middle of an inspiring speech!
Thank you. So, today is--
Team one. Are you ready?
Ugh! No way, please!
-Yes, we're ready. -Then let's go.
Let's go!
You're going down!
All right, brief recap here.
In a word, OK, ya all stink! But we have two more rounds!
Listen, Kevin, this is probably the best advice I could ever give you!
Another speech?
Alvin, we don't have time! Dave's gonna be home soon!
I understand what you're saying, Miss Smith,
and I'll talk with Alvin when I--
Sit down! I've only told you about the first week of school.
We have the whole semester to discuss.
Simon, we're fine on time!
If it's all right with you, the captain, the general here,
would like to address his teammates. Look around!
These guys are slumped, on the ground.
They've got no fight in them!
That's what a great speech does, all right? So, Kevin, hey! Ho!
Ever seen Superman's shoulders slumped?
Oh, when he... when he had that... One time, he did.
What? What are you saying?
Uh... Just that sometimes he has the slump when he...
when he was beaten by that... that bad guy. Remember?
-No? -All right.
I'm not saying he never had a tough day! My point--
-Are you guys ready yet? -[groans] Yes, we're ready.
Theodore, wait!
Ha! Ha! Ow!
Ha! Ha! You're out, Derek! Get them, Theodore!
I don't want to play this game anymore!
Aw, looks like someone forgot about me.
All right, so if I can get you guys to wake up now?
Dream time is over. This is it!
All right? We're one victory away from, you know,
winning the whole thing! Now, if I was being extra critical,
I'd say we really need to learn how to hit the target.
And, you know, not ourselves.
But if you can only remember one thing, it's to--
Round three begins in ten, nine...
Seriously? OK, Theodore, stay behind me
and try not to shoot yourself.
-Go! -Hey! What did I just say?
[Delibes' Flower Duet]
Awesome, Theodore!
Hello, boys.
-What? -No way!
-Yes, way! -No!
I mean, no way does that count! You're not even on their team!
Yeah, she... she took my place!
You never ran it by anyone! So you guys forfeit!
-Dream on, Derek! -[all argue]
That's enough! We'll settle this with an old-fashioned duel!
-[gasp] -Me versus Derek!
You're serious?
As serious as the final episode of Game of Warriors!
-Oh, snap! -So, you ready or not?
You're on.
Kevin, no. Argh! I can't watch.
Make sure to film it, so I can see it later, OK?
Aaah!
Hey, Mr Seville.
-[clears throat] -Now, before you get upset,
you should know that this paint wipes right off.
Here we go. Just a little... just a little...
Hold on. Hold on.
Um... Alvin? Kevin? What paint did you guys use?
Alvin!
-Hey, Kevin! -Hey!
Alvin! I know you got in trouble.
But I can't thank you enough. You're awesome.
Hey, Eleanor! You never responded to my messages.
Will you join the team or what?
Ugh! Derek, leave me alone. I'm really busy!
-Oh, come on. You gotta join! -I gotta go, Derek. OK?
-I gotta go! -Ah, come on!
-Just think about it, OK? -OK, bye!
Chief Engineer Simon. Give me some good news.
I wish I could, Captain, but defence shields are down to 17%
and we've already lost two engines.
We need to hyperjump. Now!
Captain, I'll have to convert our shield power to the core reactor--
How long do you need?
-I guess I could do it in ten. -You've got five.
Well, you're the Captain,
however ignorant those choices might be.
First Officer Theodore, any sign of him?
No, Captain.
It appears the Fungus has just vanished.
Ho, ho, ho! He's out there somewhere.
I can feel it.
Simon! Countermeasures! Theodore, get us out of here!
[evil laugh]
Another engine down, Captain! We can't move!
-What? -Orders, Captain?
-Captain! Orders! -Oh, I've an order for you.
[evil laugh]
-We've lost? -Ha, ha! I beat you!
-I finally did it! -How did we lose?
-We never lose! -Times are changing, boys!
-You must have cheated! -If having the most powerful
computer system is cheating, then, yes, guilty!
-What are you talking about? -Why don't I just show you?
Oh! It's a computer. Oh, never saw one of those before.
[screams] You have a MACH 4?
-[laughs] That's right. -[screams hysterically]
Simon, look at me now. Pull... yourself... together.
Oh, I love it. Say goodbye to your winning streak, chumps!
[coughing]
You should get that thing looked at.
Or, better yet, lose that lemon and get yourself one of these.
Wow. What is that?
Why, it's the Tessellate 2000.
Right off the assembly line.
Come here. Let me give you a tour.
I really should be getting--
It'll just take a sec. Ah! Don't touch it.
Watch this. How are you today, Tess?
I'm fine, Mr Humphry. Where would you like to go today?
Why don't you tell our neighbour, Dave, about yourself?
I'd be happy to.
Well, Dave, I have an all-electric engine
that uses 990 AMPS to generate instant torque to 6000 RPMs
and can do 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds.
And what does yours do? 0 to 60 in two-and-a-half days?
[laughs and snorts]
It's a cla... ssic.
There he is. Father of the century.
Who's the greatest dad? You, pal.
Hey, so great to see you!
-What do you want, Alvin? -Want?
Dave, we're just here to greet our favourite father
-after a tough day... -Alvin!
Computer. We need a new computer!
-Computer? -Dave. It's the MACH 4.
22 parallel processors, platinum wiring, 400 gig memory...
-Who sounds expensive. -Got that right.
It is very expensive.
I... I mean, um, just very not expensive.
-Uh, no, guys. -But, Dave,
think of the benefits!
This computer can help us get better grades,
which leads to better schools, which leads to better jobs.
We'll probably solve world hunger!
You don't want to keep us from solving world hunger,
-do you, Dave? -I don't like to be hungry.
Plus, Dave, if we don't get a new computer,
Bocarter Humphry will beat us at our game.
Look, guys, the Humphrys are always gonna have more.
Mr Humphry just showed off his new car.
And, if we're going to buy anything,
it's a new engine for my car.
What do we need a new engine for?
There's nothing wrong with the old one!
-Dave, please! -The answer's no.
And that's final.
-I hope you have a plan B. -Yep.
We'll just build it ourselves.
Build it ourselves?
That's crazy!
You mean, "crazy like a fox"?
No. Just crazy. Period.
This computer would take hundreds of processors
running in parallel.
Do you know how much heat that would generate?
It'd be virtually impossible to keep it cool!
But we have the smartest chipmunk in the world
-to figure it out. -Oh, well, thank you, Alvin.
You know, it's funny, sometimes I don't feel appreciated by you.
Simon, I was referring to myself.
♪ Somebody told me ♪
♪ That everything you need ♪
♪ Is right there beside you ♪
♪ Everything you see ♪
♪ But everybody wants a reason ♪
♪ Everybody needs control ♪
♪ So tell me why we're always looking for ♪
♪ A little bit more ♪
Sure it's gonna work this time?
Yeah...
-Nope. -It's got to work!
There's no more processors in town!
I tried to tell you this.
It's not gonna work unless we can keep them cool enough!
Just leave that to Mr. Cool.
Um, Alvin. You sure this is a good idea?
Stop worrying, Simon. Seriously, what's the downside?
S-see? I t-told you I'd take care of it.
-Runny n-nose? -Yes! How did you know?
-Ready, Theodore? -R-r-ready!
-Ready, Simon? -R-r-ready!
Three! Two! One!
Yay!
Gentlemen, it's time the Star Zapper restores order
to the Zigonian Empire!
Ma'am! Ma'am! We're seeing an intense spike in power
from a residential area.
-Ah! Are these numbers correct? -Yes!
Ah! Everybody stay calm!
Alert level ten! Move! Move!
Simon, I don't care where you get it, but we need more thrust!
Captain, I would not recommend that.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you! Theodore!
Get that temperature down!
But, Captain, that's all she's got!
We can lose him in the asteroid field. There!
Oh!
But maybe if we pull power from Nevada, Utah and Arizona,
-we might be able to-- -No, that'll never work.
We've already got them running at 110 % capacity!
Sir, we just lost sectors four, five and six.
Idaho has gone dark. I repeat. Idaho is dark.
Get me the President.
Oh, get back here!
We're almost there!
Captain, the probability of us making it is 0.001 %.
Which means, don't do it. Don't even try it.
You don't have a chance. Am I clear? Too risky.
Someone else should be Captain.
We'll make it!
-We're not gonna make it. -We're gonna make it!
Captain!
No! No! No! Gah!
You OK over there?
Oh! Yes, of course I'm OK.
I was just giving her a... a tune-up.
He drove me into a lake.
It's your fault, you klut! You told me to go left!
Oh, yeah? Well, how do you like this?
You wouldn't dare!
[gasps]
OK. Um, well, look, I'm going see you guys, uh, you... later.
Bye.
Oh, no! Ugh! What now?
Oh, it's cold!
Alvin, what are you doing? It's freezing in here!
Wha... wha... what are you talking about, D-Dave?
[nervous laugh] Oops.
He's done something again. I can feel it.
Who, Alvin? Oh, Brittany, don't be ridiculous.
Yeah, Brittany. That's impo... ssible.
[cheering]
What?
This could have been avoided.
We wouldn't be here if you'd gotten us that computer.
Alvin, please just stop. Look, guys,
you must know that someone will always have
-more than you do and... -Uh-huh. Yeah. We get it.
Let me finish.
If you spend your life trying to keep up with everybody else...
Yes, Dave, please stop. We know what you're saying.
Fine, Alvin, what was I gonna say?
We'll forget what matters,
and that family is the thing that's important,
and, you know, you can't buy that in a store. Blah blah blah.
That's pretty much what I was gonna say.
[doorbell rings]
-What's this? -That's your electric bill.
Well, at least, part of it. Go ahead, Al!
Dave, Dave, remember what you said?
"Don't forget what's important." Remember?
Alvin!
Mr President. Line two for you, sir.
Wait, wait! What do you mean energy crisis?
Caused by one house?
Where is this house?
Alvin.
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪