♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
Now, during the medieval period,
knights lived by a code of honour and respect.
[chattering]
Pay attention! Please!
OK. Now, who can tell me what honourable quality
this brave knight is showing?
Anyone?
Anyone know what the knight is doing in this picture?
Come on. This is first-grade stuff here, guys.
-Oh, climbing! -Anyone else?
-Climbing upwards? -Ugh!
-Climbing up to help the girl? -Yes! Yes!
I'll take it! Close enough.
The knight is helping someone in distress.
Believe it or not,
people used to actually help each other
and be kind to one another!
You mean in the Dark Ages, when you were a kid?
What? Huh? How old do you think I am?
Don't answer that! It's a trap!
My mom says never answer that question!
[groans] Anyway, it's called chivalry.
-The knights were chivalrous. -Oh, I want to be shrivalrous!
Chivalrous. Chivalrous! Not shrivalrous!
Shiverless.
-Chiv... -Chiv...
-Al... -Al...
-Rous! -Rous!
-Chivalrous! -Civilness.
-Oh... -[bell rings]
Everyone stop!
Since no one seems to understand the idea of chivalry,
I'm assigning extra credit to any person or group
that does a chivalrous deed over the weekend.
Any good deed at all!
But you'll have to get proof,
because I don't trust any of you!
What should we do for our extra credit?
Hey, Amber, smile.
-Bam! My good deed for the day. -How is that?
I put a smile on someone's face.
No. You asked someone to smile.
And that is not a good deed.
-Oh, that is so cool! -Yeah!
And we can dress up like knights and go around doing good deeds.
[gasps] You guys are gonna be real knights?
-Yeah! -Can... can I join?
I... I wanna be a knight so bad.
Hmm. You know what? We need to have a discussion.
It's not that easy to become a member of the Boogie Knights.
-Do you have cookies? -Yeah.
OK, then, you're in.
I'm gonna get our costumes
and we'll meet at Theodore's house.
-OK! -Oh!
I'm gonna be a real knight in shining armour!
Huh, uh, guys?
This doesn't seem like knight gear.
It's all they had available in your size.
It's still legit. They had goblins back then.
But I didn't want to be a goblin.
You're not a goblin, you're a knight.
-Dressed up like a goblin. -Yeah, whatever.
Can we just find someone to save and get this over with?
Yeah, yeah, good idea.
Now, do you see anyone who needs help?
Any second, someone's bound to need our help.
-Look! -Mind if I sit down and wait?
[yawns] Yeah, that's... That's a good idea.
It's just so hot in these outfits!
Oh! Let's ask Miss Miller.
Ugh. Sure, let's go.
[groaning]
Hold on. Let's make sure we film so we have proof.
Hi, this is... this is Theodore.
Um, I'm dressed like a stupid goblin
because, um, Kevin said that was all that was available.
But I'm supposed to be a knight.
Anyway, um, I'm here with Kevin, Warren and Cheesy
and we're gonna do a good deed for Miss Miller!
Hi, Miss Miller!
Oh, no, Miss Miller, it's me, Theodore.
Oh, hello, Theodore, you look like a little troll.
Yeah, I know. I'm supposed to be a knight,
but, uh, well, anyway, do you need help with anything?
Well, isn't that the sweetest thing?
You know what? I could use some help watering the flowers.
Yeah, 'cause knights were known
for saving the great daffodils from dehydration.
-Man, what a bore! -Cheesy! Turn on the water!
Whoa! Turn it off!
Guys! It won't stop!
We have to slay the deadly snake!
-Aaah! -It won't go off!
I'm turning it off! It won't turn off! Aaah!
Aaah!
I'm sorry for your loss.
But it was the only way to stop the snake! I mean, the hose.
Well, next time, put the knob back on and just turn it off.
Well, guys, I say we call it a day.
-Yeah, that was exhausting. -Come on, guys.
This is what civilress is! We can't give up!
No! I don't want to do that!
Come on, Brittany, I need you to play the victim
so that Theodore doesn't feel like a total loser.
Just curious, Alvin. Why are you doing this?
For the extra credit! I already got three girls to smile,
but Simon says it's not a good deed.
So, ya know, now I need you to help me out!
But I don't want to be a damsel in distress.
-I want to be the hero! -Well, today,
being the hero means being the damsel in distress.
Now please get on that zip line!
All right. For Theodore.
-OK, now what? -Now I get the knights,
those poor slobs out there, to save you.
I'll be right back. Oh, oh! And yell "Help!"
Please, someone help me! Help!
Did you guys hear something?
Help! Help! There's a beast in my basement!
[gasps] Someone needs us!
Then let's ride!
Guys? Gu-Guys?
Damsel in distress here, guys. We got...
-Where'd they go? -Hello?
Hey, hey, Britt. Um, look... so, um, ya know,
I can't find the knights.
Um, I'll have to get you down,
unless, you don't mind waiting?
Ugh! My arms are tired. Get me down now!
Ugh! All right.
To the basement!
Oh! I can't believe this, Alvin!
No one needs an uppity damsel!
We're just working together here
to solve something that the knights should've done.
So, I'll throw this ball and you catch it in your mouth!
-That's your plan? -Yes! Yes!
It's gonna work because I've attached the ball to a string.
So, if you have the talent to catch it,
then I'll pull you in.
No, Alvin, I... Ow!
Sort of important you're not talking
when I throw the ball!
Argh! I'm gonna kill you when I get down from here!
-Catch! -Ow!
We've found our dragon!
He's trying to attack the cats!
Save the cats! Slay the dragon! Charge!
Aaah!
♪ Wherever there is danger ♪
♪ Whenever there is wrong ♪
♪ We will come to save the party ♪
♪ And shake your booty all night long ♪
♪ We are the Knights of Boogie ♪
♪ Boogie, boogie, boogie, woogie knights ♪
♪ We are the Knights of Boogie ♪
♪ Boogie, boogie, boogie, woogie knights ♪
♪ Ah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We'll fight for your right to boogie ♪
♪ Ah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We'll fight for your right to boogie ♪
♪ You know you've got your problems ♪
♪ And don't know what to do ♪
♪ Well, you should be out dancing ♪
♪ And we are here to save you ♪
♪ We are the Knights of Boogie ♪
♪ Boogie, boogie, boogie, woogie knights ♪
♪ Ah, yeah, yeah ♪
If it's OK with you, we'll need to get proof from you
that we saved your house and slayed the dragon.
Technically, we slayed the washer.
What? Didn't you hear me? I said beast, not washer!
I thought the washer was a metaphorical beast.
No, I was talking about the raccoon!
Raccoon?
[screaming]
These young knights, or nitwits, as I call them,
came and got rid of my raccoon, like I asked!
They also started a fire and destroyed my washer!
There! I've finished! Is that what you wanted?
Yes! It's perfect!
If we cut the last part, we're good.
Good. Then get out of here!
These young knights, or nitwits, as I call them,
came and got rid of my raccoon, like I asked!
They also started a fi -
OK, who's next?
Wait. Wait. So, you told Amber to smile for the camera?
You could spin it that way.
But I like to think I made her smile.
So, that's a good deed.
-No, it's not! -[bell rings]
Go, Alvin. Class is over.
-Excuse me, Miss Smith... -Don't listen to her!
-I'm trying to help you! -Oh, correction, Miss Smith.
Please listen to her!
Great work, heroes!
We were so cool back there, fighting dragons and snakes!
Theodore more than any of us. You were awesome
and I hope this shows it.
Your sword of valour.
So, you see, he does deserve the extra credit.
Wait. Wait. So, you performed this amazing rescue mission,
but decided to show me pictures of girls smiling?
Well, I was the one who pushed her out onto the zip line to begin with.
Stop talking.
Wait. You pushed her on the zip line?
Pushed her? No. I found her hanging, you know,
screaming, "Help. Help me! I need somebody!
-I don't know what to do!" -[both] Alvin!
OK, so, one lucky student
will get to take Rosie here home with them for a week.
I'll check on you before our trip to the Reptilian Centre
and see how she's doing.
Miss Smith, would you do the honours?
Let's see.
Oh. Derek? No. Ray-Ray? Definitely not.
-Simon. Great! -Dave is gonna freak.
-Alvin, he'll be fine. -[bell rings]
See you next week at the Reptile Centre.
Bye, Rosie.
-Thanks. -OK, guys. Ready to go?
Oh, David. Just the person I wanted to see.
We have a class field trip to the Reptile Centre next week
and we need a parent volunteer.
Miss Smith, Dave can't do it. He's afraid of snakes.
Oh, I wouldn't say afraid. I mean--
Good. Then you'll come?
Oh, well, I must to check my schedule.
He'll say it's full,
though it's not, 'cause he's afraid of snakes.
David, are you afraid of snakes or not?
No, no. I'm... You know, I'm fine.
Good. Then you're our parent volunteer.
-Here ya go. -[screams] Help me!
[laughter]
What's in the box, Simon?
-Yeah, Simon. What's in the box? -Oh, oh. This box? Well, um...
-It's... it's a secret. -A scary secret.
-[serpentine noises] -Huh?
-It's a snake, OK? -What?
Don't worry. I'll keep it far away from you, in my room.
But Dave doesn't care. He's cool with snakes.
-Aren't ya, Dave? -Right. No. Yup. That's...
You know, totally cool with that.
I put the "ool" in "cool".
Dave, stop! OK?
That's the most uncool thing you could have said.
Thank you. Thank you, Alvin. Dinner's in an hour.
So, Dave. What would you say your biggest fear is?
Is it snakes?
OK, look. Look, guys, OK?
A snake bit me when I was a kid, OK?
So, would I jump into a den of vipers? No.
But would I say that makes me afraid of snakes?
-No! -Really? Dave! It's a snake!
-Aaah! -Relax, Dave. It's spaghetti.
Not funny, Alvin. You just surprised me, that's all.
-So, no problem with snakes? -Not at all.
-Dave! It's a snake! -Aaah!
Alvin!
Ah! Where's Rosie?
-Aaah! -Alvin, what did you do?
-I put Rosie in Dave's bed. -Why would you do that?
Dave was lying about not being afraid of snakes.
Your snake got loose!
What was the point of that?
To show you what we're in for
if Dave volunteers at the Reptile Centre!
I'm telling you, Simon,
we'll be the laughing stock of the whole class!
-We've got to do something! -All right, Alvin.
I may have an idea.
And... sit!
Wa... Wait! You taught Rosie to sit?
It's not Rosie.
Where did you get another snake?
-No, guys. I made it. -Wow! It looks just like Rosie.
Right, right. But it acts like a puppy.
See? if Dave believes he has control over a snake,
he won't be afraid of it. Roll over!
-It's voice-activated. -That's genius!
-Oh, Dave? -Aaah!
Hey! This isn't funny anymore.
Dave, Dave. Hold on! Hold on!
Look, there's nothing to be worried about.
Simon, get that thing away from me!
-Sit! -You trained the snake?
-Well, um... -Yes, he did.
And ya know why? Because snakes are very trainable, Dave.
Take away the little slimy skin thing
and the tongue that jumps out and what do ya have?
People pleasers!
I didn't know that. Aaah!
-Dave, tell it to sit. -Uh... sit. Sit!
See, Dave? You did it!
-Now, tell it to roll over. -Uh... roll over.
See, Dave? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Well, I'll be. Hi, Rosie.
-Uh, snakes don't talk, Dave. -Thank you, Theodore.
Simon, do you mind if I spend some time with Rosie?
Oh, Dave. Of course not.
Rosie, jump! Jump, Rosie! Jump!
-What's for dinner, Dave? -Dinner?
Oh... I totally forgot!
I'm just trying to teach Rosie a few more tricks.
Uh... Like what?
I thought it'd be cool if I taught her to jump or catch.
Jump? Catch?
What? Are you starting a basketball team?
-It's a snake! -I know that, Alvin.
But, as you said, snakes are very trainable.
I just... I feel a real connection with Rosie.
-Oh, boy. -So, Dave,
are you making dinner or did ya train Rosie to cook?
Very funny, Alvin.
A jumping snake. I can't believe it.
I mean, isn't it enough that it can sit and roll over?
I should be grateful he didn't enter it in the spelling bee!
Dave's going to be so upset when he finds out Rosie isn't real.
Theodore, believe me.
Dave will be grateful that we did what we had to do
to get him through his day at the Reptile Centre.
-[screaming] -Hey, guys,
I wanted to check in on Rosie.
Rosie?
[gasps] Dave, what are you doing?
Well, I just thought Rosie might want to hang out.
Give Rosie a little space! You're so clingy!
Do you see why you're still single?
You'll see her in the morning.
Yeah, Dave, I mean, we'd like to spend time with her too.
Fine. All right, well, goodnight, Rosie.
Yeah! And Alvin and Simon and Theodore!
-Your children! -Oh, right, yeah. Night, guys.
OK, Rosie, see you after school.
-Rosie! Did ya miss me? -Oh, boy, did she, Dave.
You know, all night long, she was crying,
"I want to be with Dave! Let me see Dave!"
Really? I must have slept through that.
Anyway, Dave, she's all yours. Have fun.
See ya after school.
Jump, Rosie! Jump!
♪ You're my new best friend ♪
♪ Always be together ♪
♪ You're my new best friend ♪
♪ We're besties now forever ♪
♪ You kinda scared me ♪
♪ When I first saw you there ♪
♪ Like a broken memory ♪
♪ That never got repaired ♪
-♪ I like the way you move ♪ -♪ The way you move ♪
-♪ I love the way you smile ♪ -♪ The way you smile ♪
-♪ And when you look at me ♪ -♪ You look at me ♪
♪ With your pretty little eyes ♪
♪ You're my new best friend ♪
♪ Always be together ♪
♪ You're my new best friend ♪
♪ We're besties now forever ♪
♪ We can do no wrong ♪
♪ Always keep me laughing ♪
♪ You're my new best friend ♪
♪ My newest and my very best-est friend ♪
-Hello? -Hello.
It's Miles from the Reptile Centre.
I'm calling to check in on Rosie. How is she?
She couldn't be better! I just have to tell you,
I had no idea how smart snakes were, and how friendly.
-Really? How so? -Well, I mean,
we go everywhere together.
I've taught her to jump and catch and she rolls over.
And she's learning how to spin.
I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Rosie. She and I have become best friends.
And I was wondering if I could keep her?
If you've taught her all those things, yeah.
But do you mind bringing her here, so I could see for myself?
Well, of course! I'll be right there.
Where's Dave's going?
"Guys, went to Reptile Centre to show off Rosie.
Will be back for dinner."
-What? No! -What? No!
We've gotta get there first!
If Dave is already there...
I don't even want to think about it!
Hurry, Simon! There he is!
[panting]
Excuse us! We have a situation!
We need your help!
OK, Rosie, now don't get performance anxiety, OK?
Now, where's the Reptile Centre?
OK, so it's a fake snake, but I have to pretend that...
-No! I can't do that! -[knocking]
-Hello! -[gasp]
Come in, Mr Seville.
You know, I have to admit,
a few days ago, seeing that snake would have made me jump.
Aaah! Rosie!
Rosie? What?
Alvin? Simon? What's going on?
And even though you were made of wires and batteries
and some other stuff,
well, you were... you were real to Dave.
Oh, I'm humiliated.
Would anyone else like to add something?
-Oh, I'm so humiliated. -Yes, Dave, we know this, OK?
We've been over this. Sorry for your embarrassment.
But, you know, thankfully, we were spared the humiliation,
because you weren't at the Reptile Centre.
And... and don't worry, Dave.
We told Miss Smith that someone very close to you exploded.
So... so you weren't able to volunteer.
And, to help you get over this loss,
we thought you'd want to bond with Rosie.
We have to take her back to school tomorrow.
-Aaah! -Oh, come on, Dave!
Most snakes are harmless.
-Here, just pet her belly. -Get it away!
-Just give her a little kiss! -Alvin!
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪