♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
[school bell rings]
-What's going on over there? -Looks like someone famous!
Oh! Oh! Fantastic! I am definitely getting an autograph!
Excuse me! Excuse me! I said, "Excuse me!"
Hello? Hello? I'm a huge fan!
Could I have your autograph please?
Of course.
Shall I make it out to "My number-one fan"
-or just Alvin? -Hey, wait a minute! Brittany?
Now keep that in a safe place.
One day it'll be worth a lot of money.
-But... what...? -We went viral.
-Haven't you seen their video? -Wait. Wait. What video?
Yeah! Like, where have you been?
-Uh, in class. -This whole thing blew up
like five minutes ago! It's trendtastic!
Yeah, it's phenom-rating.
It's, like, through the ionosphere!
OK, OK. Hold on. Hold on.
Did everyone start speaking a different language?
Because I do not understand a word any of you are saying!
Alvin, take a look. I just found the video.
♪ Girls they drive me crazy all the time ♪
♪ Yeah, them girls they drive me crazy all the time ♪
♪ Ice-cream dreams when I'm in my bed ♪
♪ Ice-cream thoughts floating through my head ♪
♪ All day, all night ♪
♪ Ain't a flavour that I don't like, nah ♪
♪ Ooh! Girl, baby you don't understand ♪
♪ Ooh! I would do anything ♪
1.2 million views! And counting.
That? That went viral? But... you're just singing!
Yeah, but we're singing... in a car.
Well, we've done tons of videos!
Some pretty cool ones too, OK?
And none of them went viral!
Yeah, remember our amoeba video?
Of all our videos, Theodore, that's the one you bring up?
-Oh, don't be jealous, Alvin. -I'm not jealous!
You know, I just don't get people's taste, that's all.
I mean, come on! You're just singing!
-But... in a car. -Who cares?
You're just lip-syncing to our song! Wearing our clothes!
-In a car. -Whoa! Guys!
It looks like you just got invited on The Jackie Show!
What? We've been trying to get on that show for years!
Oh, it's so easy to get on that show.
Just make a video that the whole world wants to watch.
Oh! Oh! I've got it!
Amoebas, the sequel.
Well, if you can create a viral video, then so can we!
Oh, don't worry, Alvin.
Maybe, when we go on The Jackie Show,
you can come with us and we can all sing together.
Oh, Brittany! Really? You mean it?
No.
Did you see what she just did to me?
She put my hopes up like a beautiful balloon
going up to the sky and then she popped it!
We have got to put her back in her place!
All right. But how?
Ho, ho, ho! Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah. You're thinking we should break into the cafeteria
and cover ourselves in vegetable oil
and turn the hallway into a giant slip-n-slide, right?
Well, now I am! But, no, you know,
that was not what I was thinking.
Can we just stay on track for a second?
OK, so, what I was thinking was...
I had it totally in my head.
Oh, what was it?
Was... Great!
All I can think about is that stupid slip-n-slide!
OK, all right. I'm going to class.
No! Simon, Simon, come on!
It'll come back to me any second!
Oh, that's it. There it is! What about this?
We should create our own viral video!
-Bam! -[groans]
Let's get it on the computer and see what we've got.
♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding, ding, ding, dong ♪
♪ Yeah, ooh! ♪
Looks great! OK, guys, who's ready to go viral?
Hmm. I... I don't know.
Simon, quick! Come on. Put it online!
OK, here we go!
We're going live right... now!
-Uh, so, are we viral yet? -Not yet.
-What about now? -No, Theodore. Not yet.
Guys, come on, don't worry!
Honestly, I have a sixth sense about this!
I can feel it. Any second now.
In fact, I think it's going to start to go right...
Now. See? I called it!
-We got one? -Ho, ho! We sure did!
We got a view!
Let's see who it is.
Oh, perfect! The username is "candylover".
I wonder who that could be?
What?
Theodore, what do have behind your back?
-Umm... my butt. -Besides your butt?
Theodore, how could you?
Alvin looked so depressed. So, I was just trying to help.
Theodore, we can't vote ourselves most popular
It doesn't work that way.
We need real views! You don't count.
-[gasps] A comment. -Really? What's it say?
-"Alvin stinks." -Oh, Theodore!
Guys! Guys! Let's just calm down a minute, OK?
We're going to feed this programme I wrote
with every viral video out there.
When it's done, it'll tell us exactly
what we should put in our video to make sure we go viral.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! That is a great idea!
But it'll take my programme a while to sort all the data.
-Ew... wait! How long? -Let's see. Let's see.
Well, I should be able to be done by...
-tomorrow morning. -Oh, all right.
That's fine. That's all right.
So tomorrow we'll have the key to making a perfect viral video!
Oh, cats! Of course! Grumpy cats! Happy cats!
Why didn't I think of that? It doesn't matter.
Ready to take it up a notch?
Miaow.
♪ Oh, how, look at me now, raising the roof ♪
♪ And down come the house ♪
♪ Up in the club, running around ♪
♪ Jump if you know what I'm talking about ♪
♪ Oh, oh, I need that spotlight 24 ♪
♪ 'Cause you know that's just how we roll, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Roll, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪
♪ Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me now ♪
♪ Oh! Look at me now ♪
♪ Mmm ♪
♪ Look at me now ♪
♪ Mmm ♪
-♪ Look at me now ♪ -Miaow!
That's it? That's going to go viral?
-Eesh... It's pretty bad, huh? -Pretty bad?
Alvin, it makes our amoeba video look like a work of art!
Guys! Guys! OK? Come on, now! The numbers don't lie, OK?
We know, 'cause we done the research,
this has everything people are looking for.
I mean, if this doesn't go viral, nothing will!
All right, well, if you say so.
We're making it live right... now!
I wonder how long it will take.
I knew it! I knew it! Guys, look! We already have a view!
-Oh, and a comment. -Oh, yes! What does it say?
Oh, let's see. It's from a MrAttorneyAtLaw.
Hmm. Interesting username.
It says something about trademark infringement.
Uh-huh. Copyright... blah, blah, blah...
Cease and desist... Yikes!
If we don't remove this from the Internet immediately,
we will be sued for $250 million?
-[screams] -Theodore, relax!
Mr Piggy only has $27 in him!
-[sound of a view] -Oh, boy. Another lawyer.
And another! Oh, Alvin, this is bad!
No, no, this isn't bad. Come on, we're a hit with lawyers!
No, Alvin. No one wants to be a hit with lawyers.
-No, no! Theodore, don't! -Theodore, Theodore!
-Hand me the computer. -Don't worry, Mr Piggy!
-I won't let them hurt you! -Wait! Wait! Theodore, look!
I already took it off the Internet! See?
It's on a stick. It's the only place our video exists.
So we're all safe. No one is gonna sue us...
So, we could have just erased that.
I couldn't take that chance.
-♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom, I told ♪ -You hear that?
Ho, ho! I have an idea.
All right, but you do realise that your last idea
resulted in Theodore throwing our computer out the window?
Spit it out! What are you trying to say?
Nothing. No, no, nothing. Just little point... I dunno.
You made your point, whatever it was.
Now grab the camera and follow me.
♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom, I told the witch doctor ♪
♪ I was in love with you, bom, bom, bom, bom ♪
♪ And then the witch doctor he told me what to do ♪
♪ He said... ♪ Ow!
[chuckling]
Argh! Oh!
Not again!
What in the world? 32 messages?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
So, guys,
I just pour this vegetable oil all over me, right?
Yeah. Get yourself all nice and greasy.
OK, OK. Now let's see how this works.
Are we rolling?
All right, this is test one for operation Grease-n-Go.
Trademark pending.
-Alvin! -Whoa!
He sounds really mad!
Oh, do you think he saw the video?
-Yeah! -I have got to get outta here!
-Argh! -Alvin, what did you do?
Ho, ho! Guys, this is viral gold!
Argh!
-I'm gonna... -Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! No!
Alvin!
The day has finally arrived, my young liege.
For today we see Dagarack!
Now, have you prepared the Power Orbs of Plethora,
mined from the very caves of Mt Gadoon?
Oh, you mean the gummies? Yep! Got 'em!
No! They're not gummies.
Oh, forget it.
[clears throat] Brother Zargo,
have you prepared the Serum of Sanglador,
brewed in the very lakes of...
Simon, what's the matter with you?
-You look terrible. -Oh, yeah?
Well, you look te-ter... atchoo!
-Bless you! -Thank you.
You look... atchoo!
-Bless you! -Thank you.
Ew, gross! You're all sweaty and... and hot.
[gasps] The Gluspian Death Slime!
-What? -Remember?
The last Dagarack movie? Zargo got the Gluspian Death Slime!
It all started with a fever.
Simon, Simon, you've got to get up!
If Dave sees you like this, he'll call off the movie!
Oh, no, I am going to the movie.
Am I still moving? I... I can't tell.
OK, come on. We gotta get going if we're gonna make that...
Whoa. What's the matter with Simon?
[stammers] Simon? No. Nothing.
He's fine. See? Right? Right, Simon?
Oh, Princess Maya. I'd be happy to dance with you.
He's burning up! I'm calling the doctor.
No, Dave. Dave! Dave! He's fine!
Princess Maya, we meet again.
Not helping!
I'm not exactly sure what he's got,
but I've already ruled out the Gluspian Death Slime.
Really? How could you be so sure?
Um... because he's still alive.
Well, it looks like a bad cold.
-So lots of fluids and rest. -Oh, that is great advice.
You heard him, Simon. Lots of fluids and rest right after the movie.
-Alvin... -Dave, it's a cold. Come on!
His brains aren't melting out of his head!
Wait. That can happen?
Wait a minute. Are you guys seeing the Dagarack movie?
The new one? It looks amazing!
You hear that, Dave? You hear the doctor here?
Yeah, no, but he can't go.
Alvin, Simon is sick.
I know, but...
We'll wait until he's better. A couple days isn't gonna hurt you.
Wanna bet? A couple of more days might literally kill me, Dave!
Wait. Everything's going dark.
[coughs] I can't breathe.
Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I gonna make it?
Nothing's wrong with you.
You're just missing out on the coolest movie ever!
Oh!
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
Are you comfy? Here, let me fluff up your pillow.
There we go. Nice and cosy.
-You're going, aren't you? -What?
That's... How could you think... ?
Alvin, I've been your brother for a long time.
Like, since we were kids. I know you.
Promise you'll wait for me?
Of course we'll wait. Now close your eyes.
Get some sleep. Nighty-night.
Oh, thanks, Alvin.
I'm so glad you're such a... glorble de blorble.
[snores]
Glorble de blorble? What's a glorble de blorble?
Oh, that? Well, ya know, that's the Dagarack native tongue.
Roughly translates to, "You guys are my most excellent brothers
and therefore you should go see the movie without me,
and, um, please feel free to eat all my Power Orbs."
"And, Alvin, this goes especially for you,
you can play all my computer games
and you're the coolest person I know."
Wow! All that from glorble de blorble!
No... no wonder the Dagaracks rule the entire galactic empire.
So, let's go. We can still catch the last show.
You're not going, are you?
I thought I heard you say you were going to Dagarack.
Did you think we said, "We're going to Dagarack?"
[chuckles] Your ears are clogged, Simon.
No! What I said was, "We were creating a rap."
My name is Dargo. I'm a master rapper.
I'll take you down like anti-matter.
[makes rapping sounds]
I have to go lie down.
Hey, wait a minute.
You told Simon we weren't going!
-Theodore... Theodore, listen! -[gasps] You lied to him!
No. I didn't, Theodore. And you know why I didn't lie?
Because... take a look!
I had my fingers crossed all the time.
Oh, you did?
Why didn't you say so? Well, let's go.
-Aaah! -Hello, Dargo, my brother.
How did you get down here so fast?
[gasps] He's using the sixth dimension.
Brother Dargo, I am not well.
You must sing to me the official Dagarack Lullaby.
No, I am not doing that.
Oh, you must. It's the only way I'll find peace in slumber.
OK, OK, fine.
♪ Go to sleep, Darack is fine ♪
♪ My Darackan brothers, go to sleepy time ♪
♪ Harbinger of death and destruction ♪
♪ Yes, sleepy time's here for all in Dagarack ♪
[snoring]
Theodore. Come on! We can still make the late show.
[song plays]
Aaah!
Where do you think you're going?
Where are you? Stand still! Stand still!
What's going on in here? Simon, what are you doing out of bed?
Stand back, you imperial goon,
or I will be forced to scatter your molecules
over the Lake of Zandar!
Oh, Dave, ya know, don't look at me.
I was sleeping and, well, I heard all this racket
and so, naturally, I rushed downstairs
to see what was going on--
What? But that's not what--
Oh, right.
Crossed fingers. Got it.
Come on, Simon. Let's get you back to bed.
No crossed fingers...
Wait! Wait!
Brother Dargo, you have been brought before this court,
charged with breaking the ancestral treaty,
which has kept peace within the TriStar Galactic Federation
for a thousand generations.
-You... you don't mean? -Yep. The "Bro Code".
No!
How do you plead?
-Guilty! -What? No! No!
I didn't go to see the movie!
-Then show me your hands. -No, no! I don't want to.
Show them!
[laughs] Brother Dargo, your own fingers betray you!
No!
You are guilty!
Aaah!
Stand still, you traitor!
No! No! Please! Please! I didn't see the movie!
Aaah!
You know, all I ask is to have my Staff of Wonderment
tuned up once in a while.
Is that too much to ask?
Well, is it?
Now, brother betrayer, prepare for your punishment!
No!
[gasps]
-Alvin? -Oh, hey, Simon.
I was getting you a glass of water and--
-Just go. -Go? Go where?
I'd rather you go see the movie without me
than feel like you went behind my back.
Oh...
Seriously? After all this, you were still going to see the movie without Simon?
-[sighs] -Dave, Dave, Dave. It's all OK.
How is it all OK?
Because, Dave, Alvin had his fingers crossed.
-What? -You know... Like this.
I know what finger crossing is.
Could you explain how it applies here?
Well, because, because...
that, uh, means something, doesn't it?
-No. -[gasps] Oh, no, Alvin!
OK! Yes, I know! I'm a rotten brother. Atchoo!
-Bless you! -Thank you. Thank you.
OK, I'm selfish and all I really think about is myself, OK...
Atchoo!
-Bless you! -Thank you.
I mean, I'm a really horrible...
Atchoo!
-I don't feel so good, Dave. -Oh, you're burning up, Alvin.
Come on. Let's get you in bed.
-So? How was it? -How was what?
Oh, come on, Simon! The movie!
Movie? What movie?
You know exactly what movie I'm talking about, so don't pretend...
OK. Relax. We didn't go.
You... you didn't?
-Nope. -Why not?
Alvin, it's called The Brothers of Dagarack.
You can't have Zargo without Dargo.
Oh, Simon, thank you!
I'm sorry I tried to go without you.
Look, the only thing that matters
is that you get better really fast,
because the matinée is tomorrow!
-Oh, you got tickets? -Yep!
For Dargo, Zargo and Thump.
Oh, yes! Hey, where's Theodore anyway?
Princess Maya, you look so pre...
Atchoo!
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪