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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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[school bell rings]

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-What's going on over there?
-Looks like someone famous!

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Oh! Oh! Fantastic!
I am definitely getting an autograph!

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Excuse me! Excuse me! I said, "Excuse me!"

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Hello? Hello? I'm a huge fan!

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Could I have your autograph please?

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Of course.

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Shall I make it out to "My number-one fan"

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-or just Alvin?
-Hey, wait a minute! Brittany?

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Now keep that in a safe place.

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One day it'll be worth a lot of money.

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-But... what...?
-We went viral.

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-Haven't you seen their video?
-Wait. Wait. What video?

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Yeah! Like, where have you been?

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-Uh, in class.
-This whole thing blew up

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like five minutes ago! It's trendtastic!

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Yeah, it's phenom-rating.

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It's, like, through the ionosphere!

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OK, OK. Hold on. Hold on.

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Did everyone start speaking
a different language?

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Because I do not understand
a word any of you are saying!

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Alvin, take a look.
I just found the video.

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♪ Girls they drive me crazy all the time ♪

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♪ Yeah, them girls
they drive me crazy all the time ♪

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♪ Ice-cream dreams when I'm in my bed ♪

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♪ Ice-cream thoughts
floating through my head ♪

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♪ All day, all night ♪

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♪ Ain't a flavour that I don't like, nah ♪

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♪ Ooh! Girl, baby you don't understand ♪

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♪ Ooh! I would do anything ♪

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1.2 million views! And counting.

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That? That went viral?
But... you're just singing!

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Yeah, but we're singing... in a car.

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Well, we've done tons of videos!

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Some pretty cool ones too, OK?

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And none of them went viral!

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Yeah, remember our amoeba video?

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Of all our videos, Theodore,
that's the one you bring up?

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-Oh, don't be jealous, Alvin.
-I'm not jealous!

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You know, I just don't get
people's taste, that's all.

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I mean, come on! You're just singing!

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-But... in a car.
-Who cares?

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You're just lip-syncing to our song!
Wearing our clothes!

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-In a car.
-Whoa! Guys!

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It looks like you just got
invited on The Jackie Show!

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What? We've been trying
to get on that show for years!

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Oh, it's so easy to get on that show.

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Just make a video that
the whole world wants to watch.

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Oh! Oh! I've got it!

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Amoebas, the sequel.

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Well, if you can create
a viral video, then so can we!

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Oh, don't worry, Alvin.

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Maybe, when we go on The Jackie Show,

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you can come with us
and we can all sing together.

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Oh, Brittany! Really? You mean it?

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No.

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Did you see what she just did to me?

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She put my hopes up
like a beautiful balloon

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going up to the sky
and then she popped it!

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We have got to put her back in her place!

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All right. But how?

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Ho, ho, ho! Are you guys
thinking what I'm thinking?

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Yeah. You're thinking
we should break into the cafeteria

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and cover ourselves in vegetable oil

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and turn the hallway
into a giant slip-n-slide, right?

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Well, now I am! But, no, you know,

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that was not what I was thinking.

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Can we just stay on track for a second?

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OK, so, what I was thinking was...

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I had it totally in my head.

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Oh, what was it?

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Was... Great!

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All I can think about
is that stupid slip-n-slide!

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OK, all right. I'm going to class.

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No! Simon, Simon, come on!

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It'll come back to me any second!

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Oh, that's it.
There it is! What about this?

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We should create our own viral video!

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-Bam!
-[groans]

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Let's get it on the computer
and see what we've got.

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♪ Ring-a-ding-a-ding, ding, ding, dong ♪

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♪ Yeah, ooh! ♪

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Looks great! OK, guys,
who's ready to go viral?

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Hmm. I... I don't know.

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Simon, quick! Come on. Put it online!

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OK, here we go!

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We're going live right... now!

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-Uh, so, are we viral yet?
-Not yet.

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-What about now?
-No, Theodore. Not yet.

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Guys, come on, don't worry!

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Honestly, I have a sixth sense about this!

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I can feel it. Any second now.

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In fact, I think it's going
to start to go right...

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Now. See? I called it!

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-We got one?
-Ho, ho! We sure did!

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We got a view!

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Let's see who it is.

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Oh, perfect! The username is "candylover".

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I wonder who that could be?

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What?

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Theodore, what do have behind your back?

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-Umm... my butt.
-Besides your butt?

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Theodore, how could you?

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Alvin looked so depressed.
So, I was just trying to help.

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Theodore,
we can't vote ourselves most popular

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It doesn't work that way.

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We need real views! You don't count.

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-[gasps] A comment.
-Really? What's it say?

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-"Alvin stinks."
-Oh, Theodore!

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Guys! Guys! Let's just
calm down a minute, OK?

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We're going to feed this programme I wrote

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with every viral video out there.

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When it's done, it'll tell us exactly

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what we should put in our video
to make sure we go viral.

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! That is a great idea!

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But it'll take my programme
a while to sort all the data.

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-Ew... wait! How long?
-Let's see. Let's see.

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Well, I should be able to be done by...

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-tomorrow morning.
-Oh, all right.

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That's fine. That's all right.

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So tomorrow we'll have the key
to making a perfect viral video!

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Oh, cats! Of course!
Grumpy cats! Happy cats!

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Why didn't I think of that?
It doesn't matter.

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Ready to take it up a notch?

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Miaow.

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♪ Oh, how, look at me now,
raising the roof ♪

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♪ And down come the house ♪

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♪ Up in the club, running around ♪

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♪ Jump if you know
what I'm talking about ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, I need that spotlight 24 ♪

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♪ 'Cause you know that's
just how we roll, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Roll, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪

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♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪

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♪ Look at me, look at me,
look at me, look at me now ♪

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♪ Oh! Look at me now ♪

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♪ Mmm ♪

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♪ Look at me now ♪

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♪ Mmm ♪

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-♪ Look at me now ♪
-Miaow!

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That's it? That's going to go viral?

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-Eesh... It's pretty bad, huh?
-Pretty bad?

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Alvin, it makes our amoeba video
look like a work of art!

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Guys! Guys! OK? Come on, now!
The numbers don't lie, OK?

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We know, 'cause we done the research,

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this has everything
people are looking for.

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I mean, if this doesn't go viral,
nothing will!

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All right, well, if you say so.

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We're making it live right... now!

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I wonder how long it will take.

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I knew it! I knew it! Guys, look!
We already have a view!

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-Oh, and a comment.
-Oh, yes! What does it say?

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Oh, let's see.
It's from a MrAttorneyAtLaw.

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Hmm. Interesting username.

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It says something
about trademark infringement.

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Uh-huh. Copyright... blah, blah, blah...

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Cease and desist... Yikes!

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If we don't remove this
from the Internet immediately,

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we will be sued for $250 million?

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-[screams]
-Theodore, relax!

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Mr Piggy only has $27 in him!

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-[sound of a view]
-Oh, boy. Another lawyer.

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And another! Oh, Alvin, this is bad!

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No, no, this isn't bad.
Come on, we're a hit with lawyers!

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No, Alvin. No one wants
to be a hit with lawyers.

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-No, no! Theodore, don't!
-Theodore, Theodore!

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-Hand me the computer.
-Don't worry, Mr Piggy!

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-I won't let them hurt you!
-Wait! Wait! Theodore, look!

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I already took it off the Internet! See?

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It's on a stick.
It's the only place our video exists.

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So we're all safe.
No one is gonna sue us...

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So, we could have just erased that.

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I couldn't take that chance.

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-♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom, I told ♪
-You hear that?

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Ho, ho! I have an idea.

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All right, but you do realise
that your last idea

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resulted in Theodore throwing
our computer out the window?

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Spit it out! What are you trying to say?

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Nothing. No, no, nothing.
Just little point... I dunno.

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You made your point, whatever it was.

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Now grab the camera and follow me.

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♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom,
I told the witch doctor ♪

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♪ I was in love with you,
bom, bom, bom, bom ♪

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♪ And then the witch doctor
he told me what to do ♪

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♪ He said... ♪ Ow!

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[chuckling]

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Argh! Oh!

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Not again!

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What in the world? 32 messages?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

199
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So, guys,

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I just pour this vegetable oil
all over me, right?

201
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Yeah. Get yourself all nice and greasy.

202
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OK, OK. Now let's see how this works.

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Are we rolling?

204
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All right, this is test one
for operation Grease-n-Go.

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Trademark pending.

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-Alvin!
-Whoa!

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He sounds really mad!

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Oh, do you think he saw the video?

209
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-Yeah!
-I have got to get outta here!

210
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-Argh!
-Alvin, what did you do?

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Ho, ho! Guys, this is viral gold!

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Argh!

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-I'm gonna...
-Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave! No!

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Alvin!

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The day has finally arrived,
my young liege.

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For today we see Dagarack!

217
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Now, have you prepared
the Power Orbs of Plethora,

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mined from the very caves of Mt Gadoon?

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Oh, you mean the gummies? Yep! Got 'em!

220
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No! They're not gummies.

221
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Oh, forget it.

222
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[clears throat] Brother Zargo,

223
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have you prepared the Serum of Sanglador,

224
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brewed in the very lakes of...

225
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Simon, what's the matter with you?

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-You look terrible.
-Oh, yeah?

227
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Well, you look te-ter... atchoo!

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-Bless you!
-Thank you.

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You look... atchoo!

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-Bless you!
-Thank you.

231
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Ew, gross! You're all sweaty
and... and hot.

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[gasps] The Gluspian Death Slime!

233
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-What?
-Remember?

234
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The last Dagarack movie?
Zargo got the Gluspian Death Slime!

235
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It all started with a fever.

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Simon, Simon, you've got to get up!

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If Dave sees you like this,
he'll call off the movie!

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Oh, no, I am going to the movie.

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Am I still moving? I... I can't tell.

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OK, come on. We gotta get going
if we're gonna make that...

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Whoa. What's the matter with Simon?

242
00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:56,584
[stammers] Simon? No. Nothing.

243
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:59,376
He's fine. See? Right? Right, Simon?

244
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:03,251
Oh, Princess Maya.
I'd be happy to dance with you.

245
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:07,168
He's burning up! I'm calling the doctor.

246
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:09,418
No, Dave. Dave! Dave! He's fine!

247
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:12,626
Princess Maya, we meet again.

248
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,001
Not helping!

249
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,793
I'm not exactly sure what he's got,

250
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:21,376
but I've already ruled out
the Gluspian Death Slime.

251
00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:23,876
Really? How could you be so sure?

252
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:27,668
Um... because he's still alive.

253
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:29,793
Well, it looks like a bad cold.

254
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:33,876
-So lots of fluids and rest.
-Oh, that is great advice.

255
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:37,751
You heard him, Simon. Lots of fluids
and rest right after the movie.

256
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:41,293
-Alvin...
-Dave, it's a cold. Come on!

257
00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:43,751
His brains aren't melting out of his head!

258
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:46,168
Wait. That can happen?

259
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:49,168
Wait a minute. Are you guys
seeing the Dagarack movie?

260
00:13:49,251 --> 00:13:51,043
The new one? It looks amazing!

261
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:54,251
You hear that, Dave?
You hear the doctor here?

262
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,918
Yeah, no, but he can't go.

263
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,834
Alvin, Simon is sick.

264
00:13:57,918 --> 00:13:58,834
I know, but...

265
00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:02,793
We'll wait until he's better.
A couple days isn't gonna hurt you.

266
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,376
Wanna bet? A couple of more days
might literally kill me, Dave!

267
00:14:07,251 --> 00:14:09,084
Wait. Everything's going dark.

268
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:11,626
[coughs] I can't breathe.

269
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:15,459
Give it to me straight, Doc.
Am I gonna make it?

270
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,043
Nothing's wrong with you.

271
00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:19,709
You're just missing out
on the coolest movie ever!

272
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,376
Oh!

273
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,168
Hey, buddy, how you doing?

274
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:26,543
Are you comfy?
Here, let me fluff up your pillow.

275
00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:28,459
There we go. Nice and cosy.

276
00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:31,001
-You're going, aren't you?
-What?

277
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,084
That's... How could you think... ?

278
00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:37,001
Alvin, I've been your brother
for a long time.

279
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,418
Like, since we were kids. I know you.

280
00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:43,293
Promise you'll wait for me?

281
00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:47,334
Of course we'll wait. Now close your eyes.

282
00:14:47,418 --> 00:14:49,293
Get some sleep. Nighty-night.

283
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:52,043
Oh, thanks, Alvin.

284
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:57,376
I'm so glad you're such a...
glorble de blorble.

285
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,709
[snores]

286
00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:06,251
Glorble de blorble?
What's a glorble de blorble?

287
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:09,918
Oh, that? Well, ya know,
that's the Dagarack native tongue.

288
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:14,751
Roughly translates to,
"You guys are my most excellent brothers

289
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:18,168
and therefore you should
go see the movie without me,

290
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,501
and, um, please feel free
to eat all my Power Orbs."

291
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,751
"And, Alvin, this goes especially for you,

292
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,709
you can play all my computer games

293
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,959
and you're the coolest person I know."

294
00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:33,418
Wow! All that from glorble de blorble!

295
00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:37,209
No... no wonder the Dagaracks
rule the entire galactic empire.

296
00:15:37,293 --> 00:15:39,918
So, let's go.
We can still catch the last show.

297
00:15:40,876 --> 00:15:42,709
You're not going, are you?

298
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:48,126
I thought I heard you say
you were going to Dagarack.

299
00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:51,209
Did you think we said,
"We're going to Dagarack?"

300
00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:53,751
[chuckles] Your ears are clogged, Simon.

301
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,626
No! What I said was,
"We were creating a rap."

302
00:15:57,668 --> 00:16:00,126
My name is Dargo. I'm a master rapper.

303
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,459
I'll take you down like anti-matter.

304
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:06,918
[makes rapping sounds]

305
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:09,668
I have to go lie down.

306
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,251
Hey, wait a minute.

307
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,459
You told Simon we weren't going!

308
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,918
-Theodore... Theodore, listen!
-[gasps] You lied to him!

309
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:24,293
No. I didn't, Theodore.
And you know why I didn't lie?

310
00:16:24,376 --> 00:16:26,043
Because... take a look!

311
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:28,251
I had my fingers crossed all the time.

312
00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:31,334
Oh, you did?

313
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:34,876
Why didn't you say so? Well, let's go.

314
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:39,709
-Aaah!
-Hello, Dargo, my brother.

315
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,543
How did you get down here so fast?

316
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:46,459
[gasps] He's using the sixth dimension.

317
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,168
Brother Dargo, I am not well.

318
00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:56,834
You must sing to me
the official Dagarack Lullaby.

319
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,168
No, I am not doing that.

320
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:04,418
Oh, you must. It's the only way
I'll find peace in slumber.

321
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,293
OK, OK, fine.

322
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:10,584
♪ Go to sleep, Darack is fine ♪

323
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:15,251
♪ My Darackan brothers,
go to sleepy time ♪

324
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:19,043
♪ Harbinger of death and destruction ♪

325
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:23,126
♪ Yes, sleepy time's here
for all in Dagarack ♪

326
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,126
[snoring]

327
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,959
Theodore. Come on!
We can still make the late show.

328
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:36,918
[song plays]

329
00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,543
Aaah!

330
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:18,668
Where do you think you're going?

331
00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:24,001
Where are you? Stand still! Stand still!

332
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:28,043
What's going on in here?
Simon, what are you doing out of bed?

333
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:31,168
Stand back, you imperial goon,

334
00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:34,918
or I will be forced
to scatter your molecules

335
00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:38,459
over the Lake of Zandar!

336
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,959
Oh, Dave, ya know, don't look at me.

337
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:45,918
I was sleeping and, well,
I heard all this racket

338
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,501
and so, naturally, I rushed downstairs

339
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:49,959
to see what was going on--

340
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:52,418
What? But that's not what--

341
00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,209
Oh, right.

342
00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:58,084
Crossed fingers. Got it.

343
00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:01,876
Come on, Simon. Let's get you back to bed.

344
00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:04,334
No crossed fingers...

345
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:07,918
Wait! Wait!

346
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:13,834
Brother Dargo, you have been
brought before this court,

347
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:17,251
charged with breaking
the ancestral treaty,

348
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:22,001
which has kept peace
within the TriStar Galactic Federation

349
00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:24,584
for a thousand generations.

350
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,626
-You... you don't mean?
-Yep. The "Bro Code".

351
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,168
No!

352
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,793
How do you plead?

353
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:35,376
-Guilty!
-What? No! No!

354
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,543
I didn't go to see the movie!

355
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:41,918
-Then show me your hands.
-No, no! I don't want to.

356
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:43,918
Show them!

357
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:49,959
[laughs] Brother Dargo,
your own fingers betray you!

358
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:51,418
No!

359
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,376
You are guilty!

360
00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:55,709
Aaah!

361
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,959
Stand still, you traitor!

362
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:01,168
No! No! Please! Please!
I didn't see the movie!

363
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,834
Aaah!

364
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:08,459
You know, all I ask is to have
my Staff of Wonderment

365
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,084
tuned up once in a while.

366
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,918
Is that too much to ask?

367
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,751
Well, is it?

368
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:20,001
Now, brother betrayer,
prepare for your punishment!

369
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:21,126
No!

370
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:23,834
[gasps]

371
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,251
-Alvin?
-Oh, hey, Simon.

372
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:29,543
I was getting you a glass of water and--

373
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:32,626
-Just go.
-Go? Go where?

374
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,418
I'd rather you go see the movie without me

375
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,543
than feel like you went behind my back.

376
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,709
Oh...

377
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:47,126
Seriously? After all this, you were still
going to see the movie without Simon?

378
00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:51,959
-[sighs]
-Dave, Dave, Dave. It's all OK.

379
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,293
How is it all OK?

380
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:58,668
Because, Dave,
Alvin had his fingers crossed.

381
00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:01,959
-What?
-You know... Like this.

382
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,501
I know what finger crossing is.

383
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,959
Could you explain how it applies here?

384
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,918
Well, because, because...

385
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:14,501
that, uh, means something, doesn't it?

386
00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:19,126
-No.
-[gasps] Oh, no, Alvin!

387
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:23,334
OK! Yes, I know!
I'm a rotten brother. Atchoo!

388
00:21:23,418 --> 00:21:25,584
-Bless you!
-Thank you. Thank you.

389
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:29,918
OK, I'm selfish and all I really
think about is myself, OK...

390
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:31,709
Atchoo!

391
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,459
-Bless you!
-Thank you.

392
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,293
I mean, I'm a really horrible...

393
00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:36,584
Atchoo!

394
00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:40,543
-I don't feel so good, Dave.
-Oh, you're burning up, Alvin.

395
00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:42,376
Come on. Let's get you in bed.

396
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:48,751
-So? How was it?
-How was what?

397
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,834
Oh, come on, Simon! The movie!

398
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:52,918
Movie? What movie?

399
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:56,959
You know exactly what movie
I'm talking about, so don't pretend...

400
00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:59,251
OK. Relax. We didn't go.

401
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,084
You... you didn't?

402
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:03,001
-Nope.
-Why not?

403
00:22:03,084 --> 00:22:07,084
Alvin, it's called
The Brothers of Dagarack.

404
00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:09,334
You can't have Zargo without Dargo.

405
00:22:09,418 --> 00:22:11,501
Oh, Simon, thank you!

406
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:14,668
I'm sorry I tried to go without you.

407
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,668
Look, the only thing that matters

408
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:19,168
is that you get better really fast,

409
00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:22,209
because the matinée is tomorrow!

410
00:22:22,293 --> 00:22:24,334
-Oh, you got tickets?
-Yep!

411
00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:26,793
For Dargo, Zargo and Thump.

412
00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:29,626
Oh, yes! Hey, where's Theodore anyway?

413
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:34,001
Princess Maya, you look so pre...

414
00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:35,251
Atchoo!

415
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,334
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

416
00:22:38,584 --> 00:22:41,334
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

417
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,126
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪