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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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[sirens]

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All right, who is going
to tell me what happened?

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-Oh, I will.
-No! Stop it!

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That was uncalled for, Brittany.

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All right, Alvin, you start.

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-Yes!
-What?

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Why does he get to start?

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Because you popped him on the head!

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Oh...

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Thank you, Miss Smith. And may I just say

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what a pleasure it is
having such a strong adult role model

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-like yourself to control--
-No. OK. Brittany, you start.

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Wait, hold on!
I mean, I was supposed to start!

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No, no, no, no, no! Too late!

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OK, so, this is exactly what happened...

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[bell rings]

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Yesterday morning, after history class...

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[engine noise]

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Ho, ho! Hey, everybody!
Outta my way! Outta my way now!

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Guys, look what I can do!

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Ho, ho! How cool am I?

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-I never said that!
-Yeah, you did.

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-Oh, I did n--
-Zip it!

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-But, but--
-Zip! Zip! Zip!

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Anyway... Ah, that's when Jake walked by.

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You know Jake, the new boy?

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Hey, isn't that Jake,

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the drummer from the group Loud Noise?

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-What's happening?
-[gasps]

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I can't believe he's going to school here!

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He... he's my hero!

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Now, Theodore, I'm your hero.
My hero is Alvin.

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OK, just, repeat it with me now,
"My hero is Alvin!"

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Well, Theodore,
go over and introduce yourself.

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What? Just walk over?

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Yeah. Come on.

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Hi. I'm Brittany and this is Theodore.

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He's a really big fan of yours.
And he's a drummer too.

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What?

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Oh! Uh, hi.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Fido.

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-It's Theodore.
-Huh?

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It's Theodore. Or... or Fido.

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You can call me Fido if you want.

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Hey, everybody! All eyes up here!

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Hello, it's me, your favourite Alvin.

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The leader of the A team.
Let's give me a chant now.

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"Alvin! Alvin!"
I don't want to do it alone, now.

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Alv--

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[crash]

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I'm sorry,
is she going anywhere with this?

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-I'm setting the stage.
-Well, set it faster!

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OK. So... so, then,
Jake graciously said...

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Guys, if you're Loud Noise fans,
we're playing tonight.

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Would you like to come?

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I mean, all of you.
Would you all like to come?

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Oh, you have a little show? How adorable!

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[sticks his tongue out]

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[chuckles] We'd be delighted to come.
See you tonight.

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Oh, great! See you there.

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-I never did that!
-Quiet!

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So, as I was saying...

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Yay!

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That was horrible! Terrible!

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Boo! Boo!

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All right, for our next song,
it would be such an honour

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if the beautiful Brittany
would accompany me.

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Brittany, come on up.

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Oh...

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♪ The moment that we met ♪

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♪ It took me by surprise ♪

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-♪ The moment that we met ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

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-♪ I couldn't close my eyes ♪
-♪ No, oh ♪

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♪ And now I know this isn't
just a simple crush ♪

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♪ Just a simple crush ♪

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♪ The feelings pressurise
and sometimes they're too much ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, yeah ♪

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♪ Two, three, four ♪

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♪ I wanna be there where you are ♪

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♪ Where you are now, oh, Brittany ♪

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♪ I wanna see the world
through your eyes ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ I wanna be there where you are ♪

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[cheering]

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OK, OK! That's just enough, OK?
I never did any of that!

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What does any of this have to do
with the fire alarm going off?

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I'm getting to it!

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Wasn't he great?

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What did you guys think of the show?

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-Dumb, dumb, stupid, stupid.
-Great!

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Really glad you liked it!
I'll see you later.

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Oh, no!

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I... I forgot to have him sign my poster!

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Theodore, Theodore, come on!

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Why would you want his signature
on his poster?

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I'll sign his poster.
Won't that be better?

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Alvin, if Theodore
wants to get his autograph,

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he should get his autograph.

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Come on, Theodore. Let's go.

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[growling]

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If I tell him not to go, he can't go!

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-Hey! Ow!
-Stop it, Alvin!

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-Let him go!
-Stop it, you guys!

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..and that's when Alvin
pulled the fire alarm.

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I think we've all had enough
of your fairy tales.

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Miss Smith, here is what really happened.

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[tricycle bell rings]

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Hey, Alvin,
why are you riding that tricycle?

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Oh, this? This?
It's just something to donate

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to the Children's Hospital after school.

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Just wanna make sure it rides smoothly.

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-Oh, you're so amazing!
-Oh, thank you, Jenny.

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Amazing is quite a compliment.

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I'm just trying to do good for others.

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Make-up, make-up, make-up, popular, boys,

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make-up, pretty, hair, boys...

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Hey, hey, Brittany.
How are you doing this fine day?

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I can't believe Miss Smith,
like, gave you, like, a D minus!

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She's, like, totally so mean! Like...

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No, no, Brittany,
that's so unfair to Miss Smith.

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You know, she was absolutely right

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and I realise that my poor grade is...

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Well, it's entirely my own fault.

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Miss Smith, I'm pretty sure
I saw fangs on that guy, OK?

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He could be a vampire!

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Ugh! Alvin! He is not a vampire!

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Time will tell. Time will tell.
Now, where was I?

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Oh, oh, right, right...

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Oh, my! Who is that?

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Oh, I think that's
the drummer from Loud Noise.

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Wait! You know who he is?

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Oh, Theodore, you have to introduce me!

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I love him! I love him so much!

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Uh, OK.

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Uh, uh... Hi!
My name is Theodore and this is...

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-Oof!
-Hi! My name is Brittany.

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It is so, like,
wonderful to meet you, Jake!

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[congested sniff] Hi.

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Fido here tells me you're a drummer.

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How totally, like, like... fascinating!

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[sniffs] Yeah. I'm really cool.

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Oh, and, Jake, um,
these are some, you know, other people.

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Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Jake.

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-May I call you Jake?
-Do you have a girlfriend?

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Because I could, like,
totally be your girlfriend!

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I mean, do you like my hair?
'Cause I could change it!

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Hey! [snorts] Hey, guys!
Hey, my band's playing tonight.

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You... you should come out and see us.

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Oh, I will be there with bells on,
don't you worry.

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I'll tell you, if I love anything,

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it's supporting my fellow musicians.

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I can come! I can definitely come!

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Thank you! Thank you for inviting me!

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Oh, sure, everyone can come.
There's plenty of seats.

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No one bought tickets.

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[music]

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-Yeah!
-[sparse clapping]

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Fantastic! Fantastic!
We want more! We want more!

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Come on, you guys! We want more!

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-Uh... One, three, four, five!
-Jake!

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Over here! Look over here!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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Do I have to wear this, Brittany?

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I... I don't even like them that much.

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Yes! I'd wear it myself,

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but I don't want to seem too desperate.

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Oh, my gosh! There he is!! There he is!

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[squeals and laughs hysterically]

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Theodore! Go over and get him
to sign the poster for me!

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-Go on! Go!
-Oh, do I have to?

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Yes! Stop arguing with me and do as I say!

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Brittany,
I know you're a strong-willed person,

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but don't make him go
if he doesn't want to.

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You stay out of this, Alvin!

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Theodore, go! Now! Go!

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And that's when the fire alarm was pulled?

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N-no!

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That's when two masked robbers
came in and they were all,

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"We're robbing this place!"

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[Jake squeals]

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And, you know, that's when
I had to tell them, forcefully,

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"You have picked
the wrong school to rob, my friends.

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Go ahead. Make my day!"

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You see, Miss Smith? See?
He's making all this up!

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-Alvin!
-All right! OK!

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-So, maybe I fabridacted...
-No.

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-Fabilicated?
-The word's fabricated.

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All right, I lied about the last part. OK?

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But only because you guys looked so bored!

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I needed to spice it up a bit.

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I could tell I was losing you.

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Anyway, the rest of that story,
unlike Brittany's, is 100 % true!

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-Ugh! Yeah, right!
-It is!

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-Not even close!
-Stop it!

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All right, everyone get up and follow me.

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00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,418
Where... where are we going?

203
00:10:13,501 --> 00:10:15,501
What are you gonna do to us, Miss Smith?

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Jail? I can't go to jail!

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We're going to get to the bottom of this!

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OK, here's what we're going to do.

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We're going to re-enact
this whole episode.

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-Miss Smith, do I have to?
-Yes!

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Now, I want you to show me
exactly what happened.

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Um, OK. Well, I grabbed here.

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Oh, OK, well, I think I remember
that I grabbed on about here.

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-All right, now go! Do it!
-[sighs] Here we go again.

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-I pulled this way.
-I pulled this way.

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Wait! Stop!

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[alarm goes off]

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Oh, look at that!
We didn't pull the fire alarm!

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Theodore's balloon did!

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00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:03,751
So, I guess the balloon's
in a lot of trouble, huh?

219
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No one's in trouble, Theodore.
It was an accident.

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[balloon pops]

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[gasps] She killed it.

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Oh, the important thing is we're innocent!

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Thank you, Miss Smith!

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So, throwing me under the bus
didn't get you anywhere, Alvin!

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Throwing you under the bus?
That's a laugh.

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[sirens]

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Oh, I should have chosen
an easier profession.

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00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:30,293
Like wrestling rattlesnakes.

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Get ready to be scared,
petrified and gobbled up!

230
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The zombies are coming!

231
00:11:44,376 --> 00:11:46,793
Hey! Who did that?

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00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:51,209
Are you yawning over dinner?
Spice meals up with--

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Again? I can't believe this!

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When I put on Glowbig Face Cream, I--

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Are you kidding me?

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[giggling]

237
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Oops. Busted.

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-OK, what's going on?
-Alvin, if you have a problem,

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just take it up with Dave, OK?

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He asked me to make sure
you didn't watch the show.

241
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So I made a remote that controls
every TV in the house.

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Oh, very clever, yeah.
Oh, but wait, you got caught.

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00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:24,459
So, then, that would mean,
not so clever! OK?

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So, why don't you take all your cleverness

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and bother someone
who deserves it, like Brittany!

246
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:33,251
But, Alvin, Dave said
you can't watch that show.

247
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:35,668
Yes, Theodore, that's right,
but Dave isn't here.

248
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I don't see him, do you?
Which means, I can pretty much do -

249
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[clears throat]

250
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He's right behind me, isn't he?

251
00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,126
Yeah.

252
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:47,918
Oh, Dave, Dave, how wonderful to see you!

253
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,584
This is so crazy,
Dave, your timing, you know,

254
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,543
I was just about to sit down
and watch a documentary.

255
00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:56,876
Uh-huh? Yeah. What kind of documentary?

256
00:12:56,959 --> 00:13:00,918
Oh, you know, the one, you know,
about the, um, the arctic...

257
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:03,501
Uh, what was it? The arctic...
the arctic baboons!

258
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:04,751
Right, who are, um...

259
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,834
Did it have anything to do with Zombies?

260
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:12,334
Zombies? Uh, you know?
Hey! Now that you mention it,

261
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there might have been a zombie baboon!

262
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Alvin, I don't want you watching
that series in this house.

263
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,334
-You're too young.
-Yes, absolutely!

264
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In human years, I'd be young,

265
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-but in chipmunk years...
-The answer is no!

266
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:28,251
Now, can you please
take this box to Miss Croner's?

267
00:13:28,334 --> 00:13:29,418
-Why?
-Because,

268
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the mailman delivered it to us by mistake.

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Fine! But I'm doing this under protest.

270
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And... and because you're my parent.

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And I need to listen to you.

272
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But I shouldn't have to.
I can't believe I can't watch Zombies.

273
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[doorbell rings]

274
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-Hey, Miss Croner. Dave--
-Oh, it's here!

275
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Oh, I can't tell you how long
I've been waiting for this!

276
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Great. Mmm-hmm. See ya later.

277
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My own customized Zombie Fighting Kit!

278
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,168
Zombie kit? You know about zombies?

279
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I know enough not to trust them.

280
00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:05,168
And the few I have fought
were very unpleasant.

281
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:08,251
Wait! Wait! You've actually seen zombies?

282
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,751
-And fought them?
-Well, I can't be sure

283
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:15,084
if they were zombies,
but one sneezed in my face three times.

284
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:18,668
Zombies always sneeze in threes.

285
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:22,668
Anyway, this kit has everything
you need for fighting zombies,

286
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for only $9.99. Shipping not included.

287
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,543
-Wow!
-Oh, look!

288
00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:31,293
It's time for my favourite zombie show!

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00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:34,584
Do you want to watch it with me?
You could learn something.

290
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:37,501
Well, Dave said
I couldn't watch it at my house.

291
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,959
But, he didn't say
I couldn't watch it here!

292
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:42,001
Shush! Sit.

293
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:53,209
Now, if we want to survive
the zombie invasion,

294
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,501
we need to nail
the windows and doors shut!

295
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,793
Luckily, Miss Croner has fought zombies

296
00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,168
and she says
that's the safest thing to do!

297
00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:04,001
Then we need to stockpile
food and water for the long siege.

298
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:06,334
Alvin, you're scaring Theodore.

299
00:15:06,418 --> 00:15:08,418
Theodore, don't listen to Alvin.

300
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,959
There are no such things as zombies!

301
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,501
-Alvin, isn't that right?
-Oh, Theodore,

302
00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:16,543
don't worry about a thing.
I've got your back.

303
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,376
Seems quiet out there.

304
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:22,209
We should be safe, you know, for tonight.

305
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:25,709
Yes, yes. We're safe tonight,
tomorrow and forever,

306
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,959
because there are no zombies!

307
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:32,709
Alvin, this is exactly the reason why
Dave told you not to watch the show!

308
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:35,501
Fine! We're fine, Simon, OK?
Don't even worry about it!

309
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:38,043
All right, it looks like
it's you and me, pal.

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-Just you and me.
-Oh!

311
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Zombies, zombies everywhere...

312
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Ho, ho! Come on, come on,
you little zombies,

313
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wherever you are! I am ready!

314
00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,418
Aaah!

315
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,043
Theodore! This is my dream!
Get outta here!

316
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,543
Go on. Come on, get out!

317
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:09,834
No, I'm pretty sure it's mine.
So... So, you get out.

318
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:12,334
Oh, fine, OK, I guess
we're having the same dream.

319
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:15,543
So, you know, let's just go
get those zombies. Come on!

320
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,709
Zombies? That's what we're dreaming about?

321
00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:20,043
Yes! Let's go!

322
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,168
[screaming]

323
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♪ You can't run, no, no, no, no ♪

324
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,793
♪ You can't hide ♪

325
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:48,459
♪ They're everywhere ♪

326
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:51,834
♪ Out in the night ♪

327
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:55,709
♪ Ain't no stopping,
no, they just want more ♪

328
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:03,376
♪ What will you do
when they knock on your door? ♪

329
00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:09,793
♪ Hey! Come on and get up,
get out and go save someone ♪

330
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:11,501
♪ And say what ya fighting for ♪

331
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:16,376
♪ Hey! Come on and get up, get
out and go look out behind ya ♪

332
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:19,126
♪ Because, whoops,
there goes another one ♪

333
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:22,959
Bye, guys!

334
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:27,001
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

335
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:30,793
-Must be allergy season.
-Oh, no!

336
00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:33,668
-We've lost Jeanette.
-What do you mean?

337
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:34,918
She's right there.

338
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,876
We're in a world of zombies,
Theodore! Come on! Get with it!

339
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:41,209
She's turned into what
Miss Croner said would happen!

340
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:44,876
She said there were
three signs for zombification!

341
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:48,751
Now pay attention!
One, foot dragging or outstretched arms.

342
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,793
Two, frothing or drooling at the mouth.

343
00:17:51,376 --> 00:17:53,376
And three,
and this is the one that matters,

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00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,876
sneezing in threes! Does that ring a bell?

345
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:59,959
-Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
-[gasps]

346
00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:03,834
-Uh-oh!
-We are at Defcon Four!

347
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:07,168
-What does that mean?
-Well, I'm not exactly sure,

348
00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:09,168
but they say it a lot in the movies

349
00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:11,084
when something's about to explode.

350
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:12,251
Oh, no!

351
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,126
Ouch!

352
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:17,918
I'm sorry! Are you OK?

353
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:21,793
Yeah, I'll be fine.
I just need to sit this one out.

354
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:24,709
Ouch. Ow!

355
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:26,459
[gasps]

356
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,459
She's dragging her foot!

357
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:36,126
Brittany, you shouldn't be
so close to the screen.

358
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,959
-You can hurt your eyes.
-Yeah, you're right.

359
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:40,168
I always forget.

360
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:42,251
[gasps] Brittany! Your eyes!

361
00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,959
[gasps] Oh, no! I had ink on my hands!

362
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,334
Oh, tough break.

363
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,126
[gasps]

364
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,876
[gasps] We've gotta tell Dave!

365
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:57,876
We have to convince Dave
to call the police.

366
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:01,334
-Why can't we just call them?
-Are you kidding?

367
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:03,418
They don't even take my calls anymore!

368
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,584
Something about crying wolf too much.

369
00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:08,626
Anyway, we need a trustworthy adult.

370
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,959
This is totally normal, Mr Seville.

371
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:13,459
The anaesthesia will wear off

372
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,126
and your mouth will be back to normal.

373
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,168
Oh, OK, bloctor.

374
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:21,668
-[gasp]
-Hi, guys. Blentist...

375
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:24,501
-Blentist...
-No, no, no, no, no!

376
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:29,334
Miss Croner, you've got to help us!

377
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,126
-What is it?
-The zombie invasion has begun!

378
00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:36,209
Oh! Well, have a seat.
I'll be right there.

379
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:37,876
I just need to turn off the stove.

380
00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:40,959
So, start from the beginning.

381
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,293
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

382
00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:47,959
Oh, my, must be allergy season.

383
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:50,668
-Is she one of them?
-Obviously!

384
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,793
Now, boys, tell me everything!

385
00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:56,626
Who's a zom... Boys?

386
00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:58,834
OK! OK! We'll be safe here!

387
00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:00,501
[gasps] Look at this!

388
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:03,751
Guaranteed to protect your head
from bites and hair grabs.

389
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:07,043
-What else is in there?
-Let's see.

390
00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:09,459
Looks like... make-up?

391
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,959
Great.
What are we supposed to do with that?

392
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,126
I've got an idea.

393
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:19,876
We're so creepy.
I'm... I'm scaring myself!

394
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,793
Theodore,
this is no time to get squeamish!

395
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,376
The world is depending on us!

396
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,876
OK. Let's... Let's do this!

397
00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:31,043
Uh... You go first.

398
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:34,001
All right! All right!
But... but, walk this way.

399
00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:36,876
-Argh!
-Argh!

400
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:40,251
Ugh! I hope this isn't permanent ink!

401
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:45,876
My allergies are the worst!
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

402
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:50,876
Ugh, ugh, ugh.

403
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,793
All right, so, first thing
we have to do is save Simon.

404
00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:56,834
-So...
-Atchoo!

405
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:59,876
-Look out!
-Atchoo! Atchoo!

406
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,251
Ugh, ugh...

407
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:08,084
Whoa! That was close.

408
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,334
Come on! Let's go!

409
00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:11,043
-Argh!
-Argh!

410
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:16,626
Oh, my! They're really here!

411
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,584
I... I must warn the others!

412
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:24,834
The zombies! They've arrived!
They're here!

413
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,001
Miss Cloner...

414
00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:31,001
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

415
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,084
Ugh, ugh...

416
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:36,376
-Aaah!
-They're in trouble! Quick!

417
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:49,668
Oh! What is going on?

418
00:21:49,751 --> 00:21:52,418
Walwinnn!

419
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:54,751
Yes, yes, Dave, it's me! Walwin!

420
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,959
And this is Theodore, who you love!

421
00:21:58,043 --> 00:21:59,751
You remember Theodore, don't you?

422
00:22:00,334 --> 00:22:01,501
Yeth!

423
00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:05,251
I appreciate you wanted to save us, Alvin,

424
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:08,126
but there's a reason why I didn't want you

425
00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:10,501
to watch that show, OK?

426
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:14,709
Not to punish you, but to protect you.

427
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:15,959
What is he mumbling about?

428
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:19,876
He didn't want you watching
that zombie show to protect you.

429
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:23,293
-Exactly!
-Yeah, yeah, I get that now.

430
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,751
I have to apologise myself.

431
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,793
I shouldn't have filled his head
with all those stories.

432
00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:30,959
Next time, we'll watch a vampire movie.

433
00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:33,126
-No!
-All right, all right.

434
00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:35,334
-Werewolves.
-[all] No!

435
00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:38,584
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

436
00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:41,459
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

437
00:22:41,543 --> 00:22:44,209
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪