♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
♪ It's been a while, but we're back with style ♪
♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
♪ We'll bring you action and satisfaction ♪
♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
[Miss Croner] Answer the question!
Did you or did you not destroy my rose bush?
So, here's the truth, OK? Theodore, who is, you know,
just a great kid, but, well, horrible on a skateboard, OK?
So, you know, he's trying as best he can,
and, you know, kind of wobbling around and, well,
you know, he trips and, you know, flew over your fence
and bam... right onto your rose bush.
Oh, oh, Miss Croner,
let's keep this just between the two of us.
Hi, Miss Croner! Hey, Alvin!
Hmm!
Get off my property, you hooligan!
Aaah!
And don't come back!
[door slams]
You told her I ruined her rose bush, didn't you?
No! No! I certainly did...
Well, you know, I might...
-She could have... -Stop lying, Alvin!
You... you lie all the time!
Guys! We're planning a surprise party
for Miss Miller's birthday and... and we need your help.
Well, if you need someone to lie for you,
you've come to the right place.
What? Oh, that is so... Oh! I am totally offended!
Alvin! Get down here!
I told you, I want to keep the house neat.
Cecil B Cooper is coming over tomorrow and I...
-Who is Cecilia B Cooper? -It's Cecil.
He's a director and I hope to do the music for his next film.
Oh, right, right. That guy. The worst director ever!
Look, I don't want anything to go wrong during the interview
and if he thinks I live in a pigsty, it's--
Dave, will you just relax, OK?
I'm sure, you know, Cecilia understands you're a family man.
OK? And if one of your kids, in this case, Simon,
leaves his toys scattered about--
-Those are not my toys! -Some of them are!
-Liar! -Alvin, pick up your toys!
-What? -You should tell the truth.
[yawns]
Oh...
Always tell the truth.
No, no...
Come on.
-Where are we going? -You'll see.
-Is this the liar? -Yes.
-Wait! Wait! Wait! What? -That's why I brought him here.
He... he doesn't tell the truth!
Come here, little liar boy.
No, no, I don't want to!
Aaah! No!
Aaah!
No! No!
Did you lie about stealing wheels off Theodore's skateboard?
Oh, no, no. Not that I remember.
Tell the truth, Alvin!
Um... well, I... I just, you know, I don't remember.
Oh, he's lying.
[mutter]
He's a liar boy.
Did you lie about taking Simon's camera
and use it to film yourself performing dangerous stunts?
No! No, no! I wouldn't do that, that's not something I...
[mutter]
Did you put a poopie cushion under Dave's chair
and blame it on Brittany?
Probably...
not!
[mutter]
Hello? Hello? Could someone please put me down?
-Silence! -Wait!
You shall be given the strongest truth serum,
concocted by the witches of the Seven Seas!
No! No! You can't make me drink truth serum...
if I don't want to and...
-Wait! Did I just drink...? -Yes. And pray it works.
If not, we'll have to use stronger measures.
Stronger measures?
Please just let me go home! I won't lie again! I promise!
Aaah!
[Simon] Alvin!
Simon, I had the weirdest dream!
You ate my last cereal bar! Admit it!
Oh, oh, I took it? Well, for your information,
Mr Know-it-All, it was Brittany who took it yesterday afternoon.
Brittany? Since when does she like my breakfast bars?
Tell the truth.
You're right. I lied. [gasps] I did not just say that!
Yes! Yes, I did. I did just say that!
Because I lied! I lied, Simon! I ate your cereal bar.
What is happening here?
Well, at least you told the truth.
Theodore, Theodore, take it back!
-Take it back! -Take back what?
The curse you had Witch Croner cast on me!
Oh, it's too early for this, Alvin.
Ho, ho! Do not pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
Go ahead, go ahead, ask me anything, OK?
Something I'd lie about.
OK, fine. Uh...
Did you break Simon's GameKid last year?
No...
Yes! Yes! OK, yes, I broke it, OK?
Hmm. What about Dave's golf putter?
-Bent it, building a fort. -Brittany's blouse?
Shrunk it. Shrunk it, OK?
Now, you see what I'm talking about?
Please, take the curse off!
Alvin, there's no... uh...
...way I'm going to take away the curse.
You lied to Miss Croner about me. That was wrong!
Wait, Theodore. Theodore, wait!
-Have you guys seen Theodore? -No.
But I could use your opinion for Miss Miller's surprise party.
See, I think she'll like chocolate cake...
And I think she'll like a fruit tart.
-Shh. Here she comes. -What are you three up to?
Oh, we're just talking about what cake you'd like
at your surprise birthday party. [gasps] Sorry. Sorry.
-Oh. -Alvin!
But... but it's not my fault!
♪ I told a lie, OK? I told a few ♪
♪ And by a few I mean like 82 ♪
♪ Now I've got to face the facts ♪
♪ But when I tried to be less of a liar ♪
♪ I never realised it would backfire ♪
♪ Oh, how I want to get it right ♪
♪ Don't bother me, no, don't bother me ♪
♪ Can't somebody cut me a break? ♪
♪ O-o-oh! Stop following me, stop following ♪
♪ I know that I made a mistake ♪
♪ Wanna say what I mean ♪
♪ Is there no in-between? ♪
♪ But stop following me, stop following ♪
♪ Wanna say what I mean ♪
♪ Is there no in-between? ♪
♪ But stop following me, stop following ♪
Theodore, Theodore, you have got to take back the curse! Please!
Everyone... everyone hates me!
Oh, I... I don't know, Alvin.
You know, it's not that easy to do.
There's like a... a, um, whole, um, uh, ritual around it.
[Brittany] There you are!
-Theodore! Theodore, please! -Alvin, get back here!
What was that all about?
Well, Alvin thinks I put a curse on him.
You know, to tell the truth.
So you're letting him believe that?
-Yeah. -Awesome!
Ahem! Hiding from someone?
Yes! Yes! I am hiding! Simon, you have got to help me!
-Not again. -Theodore put a curse on me
and now all I can do is tell the truth!
-I've been a walking disaster! -Wait, wait, wait!
-Theodore put a curse on you? -Simon, please!
All right, I'm listening.
OK, look, that terrible, you know, boring director
is coming over here to talk to Dave
and if I'm anywhere near them, you know, I'm gonna wreck it,
because I'm not gonna be able to keep, you know,
my real thoughts from jumping out of my mouth.
So, that'll be on you if you don't help me.
Pretty sure that's not how it works.
But, OK, I'll help you.
All right, this is the safest place for me, OK?
So, now, just put that sock in my mouth.
-Is that really necessary? -Yes!
I'm trying to explain to you--
[doorbell rings]
-Oh, Mister Cooper, welcome! -Call me Cecil!
So, you think you can score my next film, Mister Seville?
-I think so. -You think so?
-You don't know? -No. I... I know I can!
-Go on... -Well, you know,
so, I read the script over and here's what came up with.
-You know, it's a little rough, but-- -Just play it!
[muffled cries]
What is that noise?
Alvin?
This is not as weird as it looks! I can explain!
Why are you tied up?
Oh, OK, OK, see, Theodore, my little brother,
he had Miss Croner put a curse on me to tell the truth
and I was worried I'd ruin Dave's chances of working
-on your boring movie. -Do you know who I am?
Yes, you're a grumpy, mean director.
Anyway, then the humongous spider...
[door slams]
OK, bye!
Dave... Dave, now, before you ground me forever,
this is not my fault!
-I couldn't help it! -Alvin, it's OK.
You just said what I was thinking.
He is a terrible director. So, you kind of did me a favour.
Hi, Miss Miller. I am so sorry for ruining your surprise party.
Oh, it's fine. To tell you the truth, I hate surprises.
OK, so, Kevin, look, I'm, you know, I'm really sorry, OK?
Can you forgive me?
Oh, great! Thank you, thank you, Kevin.
See you tomorrow.
Who ruined my rose bush?
Oh! Where can I hide?
[gasps] Did you crush Miss Croner's rose bush?
It... it was an accident!
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do.
I will take care of Miss Croner if you take away the curse!
-There never was a curse. -Who's lying now?
I'm going to find whoever did this!
OK! OK!
I, Theodore Seville, uh, by the powers of the...
of the mystical, universal energies,
I de-curse you, Alvin!
Which one of you hooligans crushed my rose bush?
Oh, that would be me, Miss Croner.
I was dodging this bull that, um, got loose from the circus,
and... and so here it is coming at me at 100 miles an hour
and I'm thinking, "Ooh, I'm either gonna get gored
or do I jump in Miss Croner's bushes?
I know she loves those roses..."
[Theodore] Happy Valentine's Day!
-Here you go, guys. -Thanks!
-Happy Valentine's Day! -Cool!
Here, guys. Happy Valentine's Day!
Thanks, Theodore!
[door opens]
Happy Valentine's Day, Miss Smith.
Is it a happy day?
Or is it a day that makes single people feel lonely
while putting pressure on people in relationships?
Oh... OK.
Well, um, here's a little card and a piece of chocolate.
Hi, Bruce. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thanks!
Cheesy.
Cheesy!
-Aaah! -Wait!
I'm trying to give you a present!
-Uh, no thanks! -But you don't know what it is!
-I'm fine, OK? Ow! -[gasps]
-Are you OK, Cheesy? -I just said I was!
Well, yeah, but that's before you ran into a sign,
so I thought I should ask again.
Oh, no! You're... you're crying.
-I am not! -No, no, you're... you're not.
But you might just want to use this
to wipe the water that's coming out of your... your eyeballs.
No, that's OK. You can keep it.
Oh, oh, and here, I also got you this!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Cheesy, you might want to use that tissue one more time,
because you're not crying again.
I don't want your Valentine's chocolate! I already said that!
-Cheesy, wait! -Stop! Just leave me alone!
Ow!
Uh, maybe you should stop running for a second.
I don't have a Valentine, OK? It's embarrassing.
Who cares about that?
Um, only like the whole school!
My friends have made fun of me all week and they're right.
Who would want to be my Valentine?
Girls don't even want to talk to me!
-Cheesy! -Thanks anyway.
I'm gonna get Cheesy a Valentine
even if I have to make one up.
Oh! She... she looks nice. I'll call her... Candy.
♪ You know that I'm nuts ♪
♪ You know that I'm nuts about you ♪
♪ And I can't explain ♪
♪ Why I act so strange around you ♪
♪ I guess there's nothing else ♪
-♪ That I can do ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ 'Cause I'm nuts ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ I'm nuts about you ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ Well, what can I do? ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ I'm nuts about you ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ You know that it's true ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ Completely nuts about you ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ Well, what can I do? ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ Completely nuts about you ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
-♪ Well, what can I do? ♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ I'm nuts about you ♪
There is no way, no way that that girl is your girlfriend!
She's my one and only.
Yeah, well, I'm calling bull poop. Just saying.
Then look at all these messages. Just saying.
Uh, hey, guys. What's... what's going on here?
Cheesy made up a girlfriend
so people wouldn't feel bad for him.
Hey! That is not true!
Oh, OK, so you just randomly got a girlfriend overnight?
Uh, yeah, that's right. I met the girl of my dreams.
-Deal with it! -More, like, in your dreams.
[laughter]
Have you ever even met her, Cheesy?
I mean, she's probably a 50-year-old man or something.
No, no, that... that's definitely not what's happening.
I'm done with these fools. So hate me cause ya ain't me!
Losers! Ow!
[laughter]
Candy, we need to talk.
"Call me?" Oh, no!
Oh!
Eleanor, you... you need to help me!
OK.
Oh, no, no, no, no! Theodore, seriously?
I just wanted him to feel better about himself,
but now he thinks she's the girl of his dreams!
And... and he's told the whole school about it!
-You need to end this! -I know.
But I don't know how and now he wants to talk to me,
I mean, Candy, on the phone!
-[incoming message] -Oh, he keeps messaging me!
OK, here's what you do... [whispers]
-What do you have there? -Oh, uh, nothing! See ya later!
-Simon's voice changer? -Uh-huh.
Care to explain what's going on?
Oh, OK.
-No, no, no! -Theodore!
I know, OK? I made a huge mistake.
Eleanor has made that very clear.
Well, you've got to put a stop to this!
I'm trying.
That's why Eleanor is going to call Cheesy and end everything.
[phone rings]
Hi! Hi! Hi, Candy! Hello? Is this Candy?
[man's voice] Hey, Cheesy, um...
-I've some horrible news... -It's broken now!
[as Miss Croner] There's just no good way to say this.
Would you stop knocking it?
Look, Cheesy, what I'm trying to say is...
Give me that! All right, Cheesy, listen to me, listen to me now.
That's enough of that. Give me that.
Huh? Candy? Candy?
Hey! Candy! Candy, it's me! Hi! Candy! Ah!
-I'm sorry. What? -That was me
walking on the sidewalk. You just drove past me!
I recognised you from your picture!
-Oh, uh, really? -You gotta pull over!
Uh, no. I... I can't pull over because we are, um...
heading to the doctor, and, uh...
-Great! You just pulled over! -Oh, I did just pull over?
Yes, I did... I did do that.
But, um, you know what? Don't talk to me right now!
-My mom would not like that! -You mean your dad, right?
I'm pretty sure it was your dad.
Yeah, right, my dad. No, he would not either.
Hey, you sound just like my friend Eleanor.
Well, what... what happened?
Whatever girl's picture you used lives in this town!
-[gasps] She does? -Cheesy found the real girl!
-[gasp] -[incoming message]
-"I'm following you." -Oh, no!
Are you sure that's me?
Tell me where I am
so I know you're following the right person.
"You just pulled up to Le Café?"
Oh, no! Um, OK!
Don't go in there yet!
We... we gotta get there before he does!
Ho, ho! Leave it to me!
[barking]
[gasps] There he is!
I'll stall him! Just get Theodore to the restaurant!
♪ You ought to see me now Yeah, can't slow me down ♪
♪ Pull the lever, gonna fly like the wind ♪
♪ Lightning in a bottle, like there's no tomorrow ♪
♪ Hear me coming, but you won't know when ♪
Hey, Cheesy! Hi! Hold up!
Oh, hey, Eleanor! I can't!
I have to get somewhere very important.
No, no, no! No! Wait! Wait!
Aaah! What the... what the heck?
♪ Yeah-yeah ♪
-Hold on! -Aaah!
I need to talk to you, in private.
OK, nothing... nothing to see here, folks.
Just... just ignore us.
We'll be out of here in a sec.
Argh! Eleanor, let go of me, OK? I can't see!
Just stop walking for a second! Please!
Eleanor, stop!
So, if you could help me out of this situation,
I'd... I'd really appreciate it.
I don't see her.
All right, well, I guess whoever you were looking for isn't here,
so I'm just gonna go.
So, where is she? I... I thought we were gonna meet her.
Oh, um, no. She, um... She had...
-Cheesy! Wait! -Huh?
[gasps] She's even more beautiful in person!
I have one more thing to say!
Um, to me? OK...
What do you think they're talking about?
Oh, I heard them talking about it earlier.
She's moving across the country
and Cheesy doesn't think it's a good idea
for things to continue, so he's ending it with her.
Oh, so that's why he was so sad when he left!
Oh, man, I feel so terrible! We've been the worst friends!
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Bye! -Goodbye, Candy!
-You'll always have my heart. -Here he comes!
Hey! Hey, bud! How ya doin'? How ya holdin' up?
Want to play some dice and destiny?
Oh, heck yeah, I do.
-What did you tell him? -The truth.
And that you were trying to do a very sweet thing.
-Thank you. -But don't ever do it again.
Right. Yeah. Sorry.
Yeah, because it's... it's super creepy.
Yeah, yeah. It's creepy.
-OK, thanks. -No, thank you!
Yeah, like, who needs girls anyway?
-Hey, Cheesy! -Aaah! Just leave me alone!
No! No, no! I just want to explain...
[screams]
Cheesy, wait!
-Should we help? -Just keep moving.
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪