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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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Huh?

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Oh, oh, oh, oh! Alvin's up to something

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and I'm going to find out what.

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Let's see what we've got here.
Ho, ho! Great!

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Oh, where's he going now?

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Aaah!

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[coughs]

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Oh, no!

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Brittany, what do you think you're doing?

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Me? You're the one
who snuck in here first!

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Yeah, 'cause I was just spying...

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I mean, investigating something important!

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Yeah, you were spying on Simon. But why?

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Because, Miss Nosey,
he's building a time machine

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and I want to see how it works.

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How do you know it's a time machine?

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Because, when I was spy...
You know, investigating last night,

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I found these!

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[gasps] This is amazing!

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Yes, I already know that, OK?

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A dinosaur in modern, fake Paris?

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They're all messed up now.

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Now, get lost!
I need to see how this thing works.

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-Why?
-Well,

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not that it's your business,
but I have to go back in time

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-and do some things over.
-Like what?

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Well, again, when I was doing
a little spy... investigating,

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I accidentally
hacked into Simon's computer

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and, you know, erased his term paper.

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-What?
-[gasps] You did?

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I'll be grounded for life
if I don't fix this.

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Now leave me alone!

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Huh? Where'd he go?

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He's gone! His machine is smoking!

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Oh, this is all your fault!

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-What? Why is it my fault?
-Oh, why is it your fault?

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Because you snuck up on me
and made me scream!

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You know, and that made Simon scream and,

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probably threw his arms all over
and broke the machine.

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But not before accidentally
hitting a button

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that must have sent him through time!

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Well, Alvin, if that's what happened,
then it's your fault,

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because you were the one spying
on him in the first place!

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Not spying.
You haven't been listening, Brittany.

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Spy-vestigating. There's a big difference.

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You know what?
I don't have time now to explain to you

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why it's 100 % your fault,
because Simon's out there,

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you know, somewhere,
and we have to find him!

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[gasps] Look at this!

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He must be jumping through
all different decades in time!

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[gasps] What's this?

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Oh, this must be
an antiquey kind of thing he brought back

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-from ancient times.
-Simon! Simon!

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He's not gonna answer,
'cause he's in... let's see...

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1874 or 1492,

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or then he went to, you know, 0000!

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Brittany, we've got to get Simon back!

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Oy, this is not good.

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Eleanor, that is so...
so very not helpful!

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Boy, what... what time period
do you think he's in?

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I don't know!

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He could be running from
dinosaurs at this moment!

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[gasps] Dinosaurs?

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[screaming]

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Oh, this... this is terrible!

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No, no, Theodore! We don't know
he's running from dinosaurs.

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-Maybe he's...
-Running from cavemen!

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[gasps]

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[screaming]

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How do we know he's back in time?

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I mean, maybe he's in the future?

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Hello? Hello?

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Any... anybody here?

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Well, this is just great!

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I don't even know what planet this is!

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I should probably document this.

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What?

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What's that? I gotta get outta here!

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Aaah!

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The point is, he could be anywhere!

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Our only chance is to get
this machine up and running!

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-I can try to fix it.
-No, wait!

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We... we have to tell Dave.

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-But he's in the studio, and...
-[all] Call him!

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[phone rings]

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-Hello?
-Hey, hey, Dave. How ya doing?

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Alvin, I can't really talk now.

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Right. Of course. Of course.

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You know, I'll make this quick.

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So, I was in the vent, you know,

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just wondering
what was down there and, you know,

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I'm not spying or anything...

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Bring up the lead guitar
and double the voices.

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Oh, and bring the background vocals
down a little.

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So, so, then, Simon was gone!

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What? Oh, oh... Well, um,
yeah, I'm sure he'll be back.

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-Take all the echo off.
-..is broken!

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What? Broken? Well, no use
crying over spilt milk, Alvin.

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Look, look, I gotta go,

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but let's plan on talking
when I get home, OK?

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Oh, he took that really well.

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Well, did he have any advice?

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Yeah, said we shouldn't cry about it.

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Oh... OK, uh, well,
let's see how Jeanette's coming.

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-So, did you fix it, Jeanette?
-Well, I don't know.

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I put together every piece,
but I need more time!

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We don't have time!
We just have to go after him!

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Britt, come on, get in the box!

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-Me? Why me?
-Brittany,

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this is your moment
to take responsibility for your mistake!

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You know, to right your wrong!

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You make a mistake and then you fix it!

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This way, you go down in history
as the bravest person

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known to mankind-ish...
womankind! Now, come on!

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-Get in the box!
-What? Alvin, no!

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-You get in the box.
-Oh, all right.

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OK, so, uh...

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I set the time to the first date
you two remember seeing. 1884.

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Does anyone have anything to say
before I pull the lever?

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Oh, wait! Hold on! Hold on!

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Land was crazy cheap in 1884,
so, here's ten bucks.

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-Get what ya can.
-[gasps] Eleanor!

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Oh, don't judge me!
It's a great opportunity.

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Hmm, yeah. OK, um, something by the water.

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-Theodore?
-No, I'm... I'm broke.

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Just... just bring Simon back.

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OK... Uh... Here goes.

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[blast]

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-[gasps] He's gone!
-It worked!

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-You guys! We did it!
-No, no, guys!

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I ran out. I got scared. I wasn't ready.

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[sigh]

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You see? I'm inventing a photo
booth that allows the subject

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to choose the period they'd like to be in.

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Then, all you have to do
is dial in the date and place...

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In this case, 1749, France,

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and, well, the machine
fills in the background.

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Very nice!

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Yes, yes, well, it would have been,

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but my brother scared me and now,

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when you take a picture,

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the time periods are all blended together.

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Anyway, I accidentally broke
an essential component that,

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you know, I was hoping you had in stock?

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Oh, no. I'm sorry. Perhaps
the antique shop across the street?

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Oh! I was just there
and they sent me here. OK.

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OK, so, let's... let's try again.

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-Are ya ready, Alvin?
-Ugh. Just do it!

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No! Not yet. Let me...
Hold it... OK, do it!

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-Do it!
-[blast]

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-It didn't work.
-Then let's try another year.

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-Well, I tried.
-Yeah,

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but we have to keep on trying.

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Wait, wait! I need to be prepared.

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Who knows what we'll face out there?

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♪ Don't watch the second hand ♪

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♪ I got another plan ♪

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♪ We gonna shake it up,
don't need a runway to fly ♪

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♪ A magic carpet ride ♪

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♪ We soar in through the night ♪

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♪ The world keep spinning,
gotta make the most of my time ♪

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♪ Not sitting back or waiting ♪

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♪ No use anticipating ♪

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♪ We're gonna make it happen now ♪

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♪ Hear what I'm saying ♪

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♪ No, we can't stop,
time is always running ♪

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♪ Won't stop, chasing after something ♪

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♪ Time flies ♪

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-♪ Don't you let it slip away ♪
-♪ Away ♪

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OK, let's, uh, try this again.

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No! No! I can't take it anymore!

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And the machine, it's not even working!

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[sobs] Oh!

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[gasps] Simon, you made it!

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Oh, you know, we've been trying
to send Alvin back in time

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to find you all day.

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Theodore, it's not a time machine.

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-It's a photo booth.
-A photo booth?

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Oh, well, Alvin will be so happy!

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No, no, no.
No, don't tell him just yet, Theodore.

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I'm gonna get Alvin back!

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He's on his way up.

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And for my magical appearance...

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[blast]

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-Oh, Simon, you're back!
-Quick! Quick, Alvin!

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-What year is it?
-What?

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You haven't even been gone a day!

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If only that were true!

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I've been travelling for a century now!

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And let me tell you,
the adventure is not over yet!

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-It isn't?
-No.

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I'm afraid I've disrupted
the space-time continuum!

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Oh, not the space-time continuum!

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Oh, and just to be clear,
even though I know,

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what is a space-time continuum?

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It's the fabric that holds
our universe together, OK?

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It's the universal glue,
so to speak. All right?

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So, I need your help to keep it together.

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-Oh, of course, of course!
-All right, well, look,

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first, I need you to help
bring in some extra current,

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so we can repair the solar system!

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-Oh, you got it!
-Oh, oh, oh, Alvin, Alvin.

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I told the others
that this wasn't a time machine.

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I think I told them it was a photo booth
or something silly.

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Gotcha!

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Simon? Simon?
Are you still in the basement?

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Huh? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the basement.

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Oh, OK. Um, have we fixed
the space-time continuum yet?

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My arms are really, really tired.

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[yawns] Almost. Almost.
I'm really busy down here,

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-fixing, you know, the machine.
-Oh, OK.

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Oh, come on, Alvin. Alvin, stay awake, OK?

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The whole world is depending on you!

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-So then, he... Oh, wait.
-[phone rings]

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Hello? Yes.

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What? I did?

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Oh, oh... Oh, wow!

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Thank you, sir! OK, I will!

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Wait. Where do I send the information?

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Send it to my mama?

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Hello? Hello?

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Wow! You guys! I just won a vacation

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to Mount Butt-Chump-Loser Island!

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Mount Butt-Chump-Loser Island?

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-Uh-huh!
-Oh, Theodore!

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It's a prank phone call.
You can't be that gullible!

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-[phone rings]
-Oh, wait. Hold on.

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Hello?

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Are you kidding? Guys! Guys!

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Lady Rara just saw my latest video

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and wants to go out
on a date with me in New... New...

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OK, what'd you say your name was?

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Hello? Hello?

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Ugh! Who would do something like that?

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[phone rings]

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I bet it's the same person!
Quick, what's the number?

245
00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:38,876
-It's probably, Derek!
-It's a blocked number!

246
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,709
-Well, answer it!
-No, guys,

247
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:45,001
we're just gonna have dinner.
No phones. Just turn 'em off.

248
00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:47,001
Dave, don't you want to know who it is?

249
00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:48,459
It's a punk prank caller

250
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:51,751
and I don't want to spend dinner
being bothered by it.

251
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:53,376
-[chuckling]
-OK, be quiet.

252
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,251
-You be quiet.
-Both be quiet.

253
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,376
-Shh!
-Come on!

254
00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:00,793
Ah, just pick up the phone guys!
They're not answering.

255
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,709
OK, so let's call their home phone

256
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,793
and keep calling until they pick up.

257
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:06,751
[giggle]

258
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,543
[phone rings]

259
00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,709
Dave, please, let me answer it!

260
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,543
No, Alvin.
There's no phones during dinner.

261
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,543
But what if it's someone important?

262
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:19,376
-Then they'll call back.
-[ringing continues]

263
00:13:19,459 --> 00:13:22,043
Like someone warning us
about a virus outbreak

264
00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,501
turning everyone into zombies!

265
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,126
Think about it, Dave. Zombies!

266
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:28,168
That's a chance I'm willing to take.

267
00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:30,043
Oh...

268
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,084
[phone keeps ringing]

269
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:35,626
Can we please be excused?

270
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,043
Yes, Theodore.

271
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,626
All right, boys,
time to prank call this prank caller!

272
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:45,418
Oh, oh, and Alvin, no prank calling!

273
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,793
What? Huh? Oh, no! Didn't hear you!

274
00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:50,709
We're calling them back, right?

275
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,209
-Of course we are!
-Oh, good.

276
00:13:53,293 --> 00:13:55,126
Because I think
I can unblock their phone number

277
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,209
with this computer software I have.

278
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,293
Oh, Simon, this is great!

279
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,459
Give him a call back on this.
I blocked it.

280
00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:07,459
But, Alvin,
use the voice changer to talk to him.

281
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,959
-Hello?
-Listen up you little punk.

282
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:14,209
This is commander...
Well, the guy in command, OK,

283
00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:16,751
of the whole military.
OK? Have you got that?

284
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,709
Tell him he won a trip
to Mount Butt-Chump-Loser Island.

285
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,251
Shh! And I know what you did!

286
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,709
And I won't let you
get away with it! Ya got me?

287
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,834
Tell him he's got a date
on Butt-Chump-Loser Island.

288
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,918
-Population... him!
-Theodore, stop!

289
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:35,418
Now, if I hear
so much as a peep out of you,

290
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:39,126
I will rain down upon you
with a horribleness

291
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:42,084
that... that will just,
you know, curl your toes

292
00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:44,584
and make you, very, very sorry!

293
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,043
Are we clear?

294
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:51,084
Crystal clear.
And now let me make something clear.

295
00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:52,626
D-D-Derek?

296
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,334
This is not Derek.
This is a retired secret agent

297
00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:58,959
who has the skills and the tools
to find you

298
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:01,251
and I've got nothing better to do

299
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,751
than to teach punks like you a lesson!

300
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,626
I will make you pay!

301
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:10,209
Wait, wait! No, no!
That's totally unnecessary.

302
00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:13,043
See, that... Hello? Hello? Hello?

303
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:17,293
Were the last two digits 8-7 or 5-7?

304
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,709
5-7. Alvin! Did you call the wrong number?

305
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:24,543
-Maybe...
-[gasps] Maybe?

306
00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:27,168
[gasps] Oh, no! Oh, no!

307
00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:29,084
[rings] You said it was untraceable!

308
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:32,918
It is! He must have
some advanced technology.

309
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:35,834
Oh, Dave told us not to do this!

310
00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:37,584
[phone rings, then stops]

311
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:39,209
Oh...

312
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,459
-[phone rings]
-Aaah!

313
00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:44,501
-That's the house phone!
-Dave! Dave!

314
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,584
Don't pick up the phone! We've got it!

315
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,543
Here, here! You talk to him!

316
00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:53,251
-No! You talk to him!
-Theodore, you talk to him.

317
00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:55,584
Here!

318
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,543
Ahem. Yes, hello?

319
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,793
I'm coming for you.

320
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,209
No!

321
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:05,001
I think we just have to leave.

322
00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:07,043
It's just not safe here anymore.

323
00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:10,459
And poor Dave. He's not safe,
you know, as long as we're here.

324
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:13,418
Guys, guys, you know,
let's think about, you know,

325
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:17,209
all of our options
before we do anything, you know, drastic.

326
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,459
Oh, before we do anything drastic?

327
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,334
Well, that's good,
because, we just have a man

328
00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:25,626
that we know nothing
about, that's coming after us!

329
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,751
OK? And, you know,
sounds like he means business!

330
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:31,834
You know, but,
we don't want to do anything drastic!

331
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:33,543
-[doorbell rings]
-[all gasp]

332
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,626
-Is that him?
-It can't be.

333
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:39,251
-He doesn't know where we live!
-This guy isn't kidding around!

334
00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:41,834
He has the technology! He told me so!

335
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,043
Boys! A Sergeant Dokes is here for you.

336
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,043
Boys?

337
00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:58,501
♪ I'm gonna getcha if I can ♪

338
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,084
♪ I'm gonna getcha, yes, I am ♪

339
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:03,501
♪ I'm gonna getcha and so I try ♪

340
00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:06,501
♪ I'm gonna getcha, but I don't know why ♪

341
00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:11,126
♪ If you want to run away,
I would understand ♪

342
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:17,501
♪ But I am gonna chase you
just as fast as I can ♪

343
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:20,501
♪ I'm gonna find ya, everywhere ♪

344
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:23,168
♪ I'm gonna find ya, I don't care ♪

345
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,501
♪ I'm gonna find ya out in the street ♪

346
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:28,168
♪ I'm gonna find ya, baby, in my dreams ♪

347
00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:33,251
♪ If you want to leave me,
I wouldn't put you down ♪

348
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:39,834
♪ And I'll be waiting here
for you till you come around ♪

349
00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,626
♪ I'm gonna getcha ♪

350
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,084
Miss Croner! Help!

351
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,126
Theodore! Theodore!
We can't drag Miss Croner into this!

352
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:53,209
We don't even know
what this guy's capable of!

353
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:54,834
Where is he?

354
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,459
Hmm.

355
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,376
Looks like those gophers are back.

356
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,501
I know what will scare them away.

357
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:10,584
Nothing gophers hate more
than loud noises.

358
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,334
I'll use my party poppers!

359
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,084
Do you think he saw us?

360
00:18:15,168 --> 00:18:17,334
-[popping]
-That guy is shooting at us!

361
00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:20,043
-Aaah!
-Run! Run home!

362
00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:24,043
That will teach those gophers
to mess with my rose bushes!

363
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:27,084
OK, all right,
we gotta tell Dave that we...

364
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:28,376
[police sirens]

365
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,501
The police are involved?

366
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:37,918
[gasps] Why?
Is... is prank calling illegal?

367
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:40,043
-It's certainly frowned upon.
-OK!

368
00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:41,626
We can't tell Dave anything!

369
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,293
Let's just sneak around the back.

370
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:46,043
-[barking]
-[knocking]

371
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,168
Oh, officer, thank you for coming.

372
00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,459
The boys got scared and ran off!

373
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,793
I'll tell you what,
if anyone can find 'em,

374
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,459
it's this little hound here.
Who's a good hound?

375
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,418
Who's my good little hound?

376
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:01,043
Got a nose that could sniff out
a pimple on a gopher in Timbuktu.

377
00:19:01,126 --> 00:19:04,709
Who could sniff out
a pimple on a gopher in Timbuktu?

378
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:08,001
-It's you. It's you!
-Oh, sorry... What?

379
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:10,918
Nothing.
It's a saying from home. Never mind.

380
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,293
Let's get down to business.
First things first,

381
00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:14,959
I'll need an article of clothing.

382
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:23,168
You thought you could mess
with me and get away with it?

383
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,626
So, boom!
Now she's got the scent, and bam!

384
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:29,459
She'll lead us right to them.
That's how this works.

385
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,918
No! OK, you're gettin' confused.

386
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,251
This is where they live.

387
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:36,709
We're tryin' to find
where they've gone to! OK?

388
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,876
OK, something's broken with her! Aaah!

389
00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:43,418
Please don't hurt us!
This was a terrible misunderstanding,

390
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,001
you know, an accident, a...

391
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,793
I told you I was gonna
make you pay and I will.

392
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:51,709
What... what's this?

393
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,334
I did the calculations

394
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:56,084
and that's how much
your prank call cost me.

395
00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,959
976,000?

396
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:03,668
We can't get that kind of money!
Are you nuts?

397
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:06,334
I mean, not you,
but that's just, you know,

398
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:09,543
it's a very tall order
from very short people.

399
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,834
Alvin, Alvin... That says $9.76.

400
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:17,376
That's payment for the phone bill
and my time that you wasted.

401
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:19,376
Wait, wait, wait. That's it?

402
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,584
That's all you want? Nine dollars?

403
00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,459
And 76 cents.

404
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,709
Oh, oh, yes. Totally.
Of course! Absolutely.

405
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,334
Theodore, get this man his money.

406
00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:31,918
What? Me? Why do I have to get the money?

407
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:33,793
Will you just go get it?

408
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,793
I don't want to have this argument now.

409
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,376
Hey! Stop! Sit!

410
00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:41,543
They're not in here now! They live here!

411
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,126
They've gone somewhere!

412
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,626
OK, no! They're not in the house.

413
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,876
What is wrong with you today?

414
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:51,751
Eight, nine... and 76 cents.

415
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,751
Come on! We're going back to the station

416
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,543
to talk about what your problem is,

417
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:56,959
'cause this is not OK--

418
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:02,043
Oh, hey! Hey, Dave! They're in here!

419
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,168
I am so sorry for doubtin' you!

420
00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,584
Who's so sorry for doubtin' you? Come on!

421
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:10,293
I'm taking you to get a treat! Let's go.

422
00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:11,584
-Boys!
-Dave!

423
00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:14,376
So, did you guys
straighten everything out?

424
00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:16,668
Yes, my job here is done.

425
00:21:16,751 --> 00:21:21,668
And again, sir, just, please,
um, our sincerest apologies.

426
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:25,168
We were trying to stop someone
who was prank calling us.

427
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,001
Is that right? You want to find this guy?

428
00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:31,043
[chuckles] I can find anyone.

429
00:21:38,459 --> 00:21:39,959
[phone rings]

430
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:43,793
-Hello?
-I know what you did.

431
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:46,876
-Uh, who is this?
-That shouldn't concern you.

432
00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:49,418
What should concern you
is that if you don't stop

433
00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:52,209
this little prank-calling
parade of punkery,

434
00:21:52,293 --> 00:21:54,043
I'm going to come to your house

435
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:57,001
and I will personally make you pay.

436
00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:59,751
-Oh, no!
-And from what I've heard,

437
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,418
you'll be paying for quite a lot of time.

438
00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:05,501
-Do I make myself clear?
-Yes, sir.

439
00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:07,209
-Yes, sir.
-Good.

440
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,418
Now, look me in my eye and say that.

441
00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:13,834
What? Wait! What does that mean?

442
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,418
Out here.

443
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:22,293
[screaming]

444
00:22:22,376 --> 00:22:25,584
We know another couple of guys
who might be prank calling.

445
00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:28,001
Alvin, no! We don't have any proof!

446
00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:31,501
Derek, Bocarter... Oh, Ray Ray!

447
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,793
-Alvin!
-Oh, oh, I know. Jamie!

448
00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:35,293
Stop!

449
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,543
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

450
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:41,418
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

451
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:44,168
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪