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Previously on iZombie...
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You tell your boss that Freylich
brains equals zombie cures,
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and suddenly, these
poor kids will be hunted.
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This is the hub
of Renegade's operation.
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We have five zombie kids here
who need tutoring.
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Yes, I'm in.
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Graham Moss,
I hear you work for Renegade.
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You work for us now.
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Al Bronson, Bluster Magazine.
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I'm gonna need an extension
on the DeBeers profile.
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I told you. Blaine killed Baracus!
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That means he also stole my cures.
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What do you mean, no brains shipped?
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It's because of the story.
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Ten thousand zombies
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depend on the brains Blaine
delivers into the city.
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Let's just admit it,
we've all got a little monster in us.
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He's a murderer!
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Excuse me, hon.
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Excuse me.
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Sidecar. Give it some extra kick.
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You got proof of ID?
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Funny.
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Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense.
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Owner, or just work here?
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Kind of both.
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- It's complicated.
- You're employed.
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And yet, despite all that,
let me guess... single?
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- How can you tell?
- It's my job.
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I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork.
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So, which way, boys or girls?
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What?
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What... What...
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So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see.
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I think I have the perfect one for you.
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One what?
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The perfect girl for you.
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Excuse me.
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Mr. Eberhard. This is my
son's wedding reception, and...
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Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me?
How do you even know?
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Intuition. Experience.
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It's my job.
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- If you're interested.
- So...
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So, what, I just call you, and...
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- Mr. Eberhard!
- What?
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It's my son's wedding reception,
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and there are people picketing outside.
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The owner's had some bad
press recently, so...
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That Blaine DeBeers
sounds like a monster.
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Is he a monster?
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Am I a monster?
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Maybe I've crossed a few lines...
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Monster!
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But does that
make me a monster?
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You killer!
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Here's the situation.
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Shipments of brains
into Seattle have stopped.
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We have supplies for three days.
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I need you to tell me
the details of your operation,
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so we can get the brains moving again.
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You make these charges disappear
and get me out of here,
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I'll have brain operations
back up in a day.
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'Cause I can't take it.
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The break-room TV is just repeating
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the edited-for-television version
of Snakes on a Plane.
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You're toxic.
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If I let you out,
people will riot in the streets.
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Well, I guess we're all
screwed, monkey fighter.
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You see? Samuel I. Jackson
just doesn't work edited for TV.
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Without monsters,
what would people even talk about?
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The case of Carol Barbera,
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the murdered matchmaker
these two are working on?
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Seen it.
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But, if you insist.
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So, did Major fill you in
on the whole Blaine business?
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Good riddance, I say.
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Living the high life off
the cures he stole from us.
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I say, let him rot.
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What? Don't tell me you don't savor
the idea of Blaine DeBeers
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spending some well-earned time
in an unflattering jumpsuit.
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I can deal with Blaine
living the high life,
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as long as he kept the city
from coming apart.
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So, check it out.
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That red button found at the
scene, not hers.
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Not hers? Interesting.
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No, it's not.
We all know the drill.
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You eat the brain, find clues...
blah-blah-blah, case closed.
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But this isn't her story.
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It's mine.
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
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So, what's it like being
the most hated man in Seattle?
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I don't know.
I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while.
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So, this is all a joke to you?
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Not a very funny one.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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We'll have a warrant for
his house within 24 hours.
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- Then he'll talk.
- About what?
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My Greene and Greene coffee table?
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Or my Warhol Polaroids?
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How about the mask your journalist
friend took pictures of?
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It's the same one I saw in a vision.
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I know you killed the mayor.
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Aren't you a little...
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fertilized to be having visions?
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Shut up. Don't speak.
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You know the drill,
lawyer's here, you're out.
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Great talk, gang.
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We all learned something.
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Okay. Fun fact.
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No one in the history
of the criminal justice system
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has ever gotten off as a result
of a witticism or zinger.
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Don't speak.
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I've reviewed your case.
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And from a legal angle,
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I've seen worse.
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From a PR angle, I haven't.
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I'm gonna need to do some fancy
filing to see if I can swing bail.
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In the meantime, what do you do?
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- Speak?
- Don't speak.
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I do have to get a message
to an associate, though.
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Oh. Well, let me check.
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I'm pretty sure it's legal.
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No, I meant your retainer.
Did the check clear?
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Yeah, you can tell me.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five
degrees." That's the message?
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You sure he's gonna get it?
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Oh, yeah.
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My guy is as sharp as a tack.
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Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, I just work here.
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You're Blaine's right-hand man.
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I have a hard time believing
you don't know how his system works.
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I just do what he says.
It's brain's Blaines, man.
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Or... You know what I mean.
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Look, I'd love to help, but...
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Okay, look...
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I'm gonna leave this contract for you.
Same deal we had with Blaine.
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It's a good deal.
And a chance to step up, be a hero.
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Well, I'll have to ask Blaine,
because it's Blaine's...
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Brains? Yeah, got it.
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Gentlemen.
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Let's make a deal.
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Stacey Boss.
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Stacey Boss.
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Thought you were dead.
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I was close.
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You have no idea how hot
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a Bangladeshi summer is
in a three-piece suit.
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You've been hiding in Bangladesh?
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"Hiding"?
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Working.
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Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine.
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Anywhere there's brains, I've been.
That's how it works.
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I procure, Don E distributes,
Blaine does jack.
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I'd be willing to solve your
little problem, right here and now.
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We cut Blaine out.
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Don E and I handle the brains ourselves.
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Everybody's happy, except Blaine.
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The catch being?
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A slight cost adjustment.
Say, double what you're paying Blaine?
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We don't have the budget.
I can't agree to that.
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I get it. Budgets are stubborn things,
but let me just say this.
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When zombies start tearing
humans limb from limb,
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my price is not likely
to have come down.
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Taken under advisement.
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So, what'd you think?
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I think I wish you'd told me
about all this in advance.
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Sorry, but the pitch demanded
a dramatic entrance.
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Are you in?
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I don't know, cutting Blaine out...
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You do all the work and reap no reward.
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If the roles were reversed,
would Blaine be as loyal to you?
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But I don't know if Major's bluffing.
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I mean, Blaine had a good deal.
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- If they don't have budget...
- You play poker, Don E?
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- Not really.
- We got a winning hand.
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When you've got a winning
hand, you don't fold.
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No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore!
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We're outraged!
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Fun crowd outside.
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Next time, use the back entrance.
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There shouldn't be a next time.
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I'm here on behalf of my
client, Blaine DeBeers.
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Tanner, where have you been?
Where's the booze?
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I can't run a bar with just
vermouth and this melon crap.
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He wouldn't let me take it.
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He says his payment didn't go through.
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What? Why didn't you just
use the business card?
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I tried. None of them worked.
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Get on the phone, call the bank...
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Don't bother. I've seen this before.
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They've frozen Blaine's assets.
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So, let me just give you this.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five degrees."
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What?
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Three hundred and sixty-five degrees.
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I hope it means something to you,
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because he just used up his retainer.
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Oh!
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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Okay, I got it.
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
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Don E.
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We need to ask you some questions
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about the death of a Mrs.
Carol Barbera.
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Hey, free advice. Don't speak.
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Murdered. The matchmaker,
she was murdered.
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Can you believe it?
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She's trying to make people happy,
ends up thrown off a balcony.
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Did you meet Mrs. Barbera?
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I poured her a drink.
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She told me that she
had my perfect match.
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You're in her brain!
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Please tell me you remember the name.
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When she told me, I dropped the glass.
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Come on, have a vision.
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Nothing?
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Come on!
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Was there anything else
you noticed that night?
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She did have an argument with Candy.
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At one point. She's in the back.
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I'd knock first.
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I understand, General. But...
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the situation here is truly dire.
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I can't state it any more bluntly.
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We'll be out of brains in 48 hours.
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After that, zombies
might turn on the living.
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Some might try to scale the wall.
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I know that you think
this is our problem,
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but it could end up
being all of our problem.
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Thank you, uh, Major.
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We'll discuss it
and get back to you later.
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Or sooner, if you can.
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I don't see why they haven't just
taken care of these things already.
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Maybe 'cause it's not that easy to go
next door and murder your neighbor.
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And we're talking about the lives
of thousands of innocent humans.
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Hostages.
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We do still have brain stockpiled
from before we cut 'em off.
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General Mills, that sounds
surprisingly temperate.
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I believe "nuke 'em all"
was your previous position.
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It's just... I figure, it could
buy us some time.
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I mean, I hear there's
progress on the CDC end.
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All right, so, Glenn is
now willing to buy some time.
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All right, moving on. Next item.
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I have good news and bad news.
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Ah, good news.
I could use some good news.
258
00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:40,641
I'll start with the bad news.
259
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,142
Your assets are frozen.
260
00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:44,103
You're unable to pay my fee.
261
00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:45,938
Come on, man.
262
00:11:46,146 --> 00:11:47,856
You know I'm good for it.
263
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,016
I don't.
264
00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:51,777
The good news is,
I have an in with your judge, so,
265
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,446
if I play ball and I go the extra mile,
266
00:11:54,571 --> 00:11:56,281
I think I can get you off
this whole thing.
267
00:11:56,865 --> 00:11:59,284
If you're able to pay my retainer.
268
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,036
Okay.
269
00:12:01,829 --> 00:12:03,122
I guess I gotta make some calls.
270
00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:04,206
You made your call.
271
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,667
But I can call whomever you'd like.
272
00:12:09,002 --> 00:12:11,880
Money? What money?
I don't have any money.
273
00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:13,340
Do you
know how much I make?
274
00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:15,300
Tell him I do know,
275
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:18,429
I was obviously talking about
the club account rainy day fund.
276
00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:20,055
He means the rainy day fund.
277
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:21,765
Yeah, it's on fumes.
278
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,393
All right?
We don't have any customers.
279
00:12:25,602 --> 00:12:28,021
Our vendors are demanding cash upfront.
280
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:32,568
Tell him there's a red bag behind
the panel under the Hefeweizen tap.
281
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,820
There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap.
282
00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:36,530
Should be 50 grand in there.
283
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,949
My client says there's
50 grand in there.
284
00:12:43,454 --> 00:12:44,288
There's 40 grand.
285
00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:49,877
Don E...
286
00:12:51,211 --> 00:12:53,172
Could you loan me $10,000?
287
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,466
- He wants you to loan him...
- $10,000?
288
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,926
Blaine, man,
I'm not exactly rolling in dough.
289
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,847
Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money.
290
00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:04,600
He just wants you to get him the money.
291
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:10,856
Okay, fine. I'll get it.
292
00:13:12,149 --> 00:13:14,151
Okay. What the hell is this?
293
00:13:16,487 --> 00:13:17,321
Oh, no.
294
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:19,615
My beautiful, beautiful home.
295
00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:22,201
So, we'll just be adding
"destroying evidence" to the charges?
296
00:13:22,409 --> 00:13:23,577
And why is that?
297
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:25,662
I'm the most hated man in Seattle.
298
00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,669
Why wouldn't my house get torched?
299
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,267
_
300
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:38,390
You tweeted "Seattle has two days
until brain supplies run out."
301
00:13:38,474 --> 00:13:40,351
How do you back up your claim?
302
00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:45,856
The blue-collar workers in that plant
are my friends and neighbors.
303
00:13:46,732 --> 00:13:49,276
And they told me, "No more brains."
304
00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:53,030
Officials at the plant
did not respond for comment.
305
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:54,802
Back to you.
306
00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:58,410
So, Commander, the joint chiefs
called while you were out.
307
00:13:58,777 --> 00:13:59,811
Finally.
308
00:13:59,954 --> 00:14:01,497
Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs.
309
00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:03,916
Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message.
310
00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:07,239
Basically, since it's the official
position of the US government that...
311
00:14:07,878 --> 00:14:10,381
Fillmore Graves is a
terrorist operation,
312
00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:12,257
- they do not...
- So, no?
313
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:13,842
Yes. No.
314
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,554
Many left are wondering if...
315
00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:18,472
Oh, and, uh...
316
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,850
Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail.
317
00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:29,733
The house's in my ex-stepdad's name,
so no one'll trace you here.
318
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,721
You can hang as long as you want.
319
00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:34,113
Which will be zero minutes.
320
00:14:34,989 --> 00:14:36,240
This makes me miss jail.
321
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,451
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
322
00:14:39,535 --> 00:14:40,953
It's private.
323
00:14:41,495 --> 00:14:43,497
You got the TV.
324
00:14:43,831 --> 00:14:45,582
The couch.
325
00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:49,878
I spent some pretty
good times down here.
326
00:14:49,962 --> 00:14:51,213
I'm sure you did.
327
00:14:52,047 --> 00:14:53,260
Right where you are now,
328
00:14:53,507 --> 00:14:55,801
me and Pam Hagler watched
the One Tree Hill premiere.
329
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,513
- And I lost my...
- If you continue,
330
00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,266
the scream I utter
will shatter the universe.
331
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,020
Okay, fine.
I'm going to The Scratching Post.
332
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,153
I am on a yacht to Ibiza.
333
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,240
Blake Lively is hitching a ride.
334
00:15:19,616 --> 00:15:22,119
We're sharing a nice crisp Grüner.
335
00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:27,750
You must be Don's friend.
336
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,264
All right, so, give her the rundown.
337
00:15:42,598 --> 00:15:44,224
And just keep in mind,
if she doesn't pass,
338
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:46,518
your boyfriend washes up in the lake.
339
00:15:47,353 --> 00:15:48,479
Okay.
340
00:15:49,563 --> 00:15:52,941
So, they're toughest
with stuff they can double check.
341
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:54,234
Names. Dates.
342
00:15:54,782 --> 00:15:57,409
Addresses. Stuff like that.
343
00:15:57,553 --> 00:16:00,097
- You'll need to have that down pat.
- It's down.
344
00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:02,284
That it? Just questions?
345
00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:05,662
If you pass the interview,
they'll say you're in,
346
00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,039
then do a group toast.
347
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:10,584
But the shot they give you
is laced with ghost pepper.
348
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,710
You'll need to react
to prove you're human.
349
00:16:16,465 --> 00:16:17,299
That it?
350
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,009
Yeah. That's it.
351
00:16:21,512 --> 00:16:23,472
I appreciate the warning,
Commander Lillywhite,
352
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,849
but I really don't need
protective custody.
353
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:30,646
Yes, I'm aware what
kind of man Blaine is.
354
00:16:30,854 --> 00:16:32,815
Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye.
355
00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:38,217
My ears were burning right up.
356
00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,490
What do you want?
357
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,618
What do I want?
358
00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:47,287
You always did cut right to the
chase, didn't you?
359
00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:48,981
Okay.
360
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,511
I wanna scare you.
361
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:55,462
Yeah, I've killed people,
your story was correct.
362
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,588
Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too.
363
00:16:58,132 --> 00:16:58,966
Not now...
364
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:00,551
but soon.
365
00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:02,749
I just wanted you to know,
366
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:06,516
so you could spend whatever
time you do have left
367
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:09,893
in fear, knowing it's coming.
368
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,481
You really pissed me off.
369
00:17:14,857 --> 00:17:16,692
'Cause I showed people
who you really are.
370
00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:18,883
Yeah, it was gonna happen.
371
00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:20,896
Did you really think this whole
372
00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:22,809
charming-rascal act would work forever?
373
00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:24,723
It worked on you.
374
00:17:24,725 --> 00:17:26,601
It worked on me? No.
375
00:17:27,578 --> 00:17:28,954
I worked on you, dummy.
376
00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,792
You sad daddy's boys are all the same.
377
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:35,377
You're so gullible.
378
00:17:35,752 --> 00:17:37,296
- You don't know me.
- Sure I do.
379
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:40,716
You're another two-bit homicidal thug
380
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:42,259
who thinks he's unique
381
00:17:42,342 --> 00:17:44,803
because, deep down,
you're special and you're different,
382
00:17:44,887 --> 00:17:46,472
and you deserve admiration.
383
00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:49,099
Like, from Peyton Charles.
384
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,321
The great love of your life.
385
00:17:52,159 --> 00:17:53,452
You know what she called you?
386
00:17:53,785 --> 00:17:55,126
Her greatest embarrassment.
387
00:17:56,872 --> 00:17:58,999
You are a goon, Blaine. That's all.
388
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:01,168
Just an average, run-of-the-mill...
389
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,805
I can see the headline now.
390
00:18:14,139 --> 00:18:15,974
"Child-killer shot dead."
391
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,352
They would throw me a parade.
392
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,610
You can show yourself out.
393
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:35,911
Okay, hold it right there.
394
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,081
Really gotta work on that, Don E.
395
00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:41,083
You were holding a gun right at me
and I wasn't scared at all.
396
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,501
What're you doing here?
397
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:45,962
Trying to solve my liquidity crisis.
398
00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:49,925
I need that list of bidders
from our zombie-cure auction,
399
00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:51,468
as we still got a few cures left.
400
00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:54,554
Okay, now we're talking.
401
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:57,140
By the way, have you seen
Lieutenant Bozzio lately?
402
00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,018
Yeah, I do my best to steer clear,
she scares me a little.
403
00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:02,437
Yeah, well, she's pregnant.
404
00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,564
- Did you know that?
- How does a zombie end up pregnant?
405
00:19:04,815 --> 00:19:07,567
I assume in the normal way,
just not as a zombie.
406
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:11,321
I read this article about this kid
who died of some rare brain disease,
407
00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:14,201
which made her brain a zombie cure,
408
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:15,562
and it got me thinking that...
409
00:19:16,076 --> 00:19:18,412
Whoa! Found it. Okay.
410
00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:21,254
We need to contact
all the runner-up bids
411
00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:23,584
and we should be flush again by lunch.
412
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,961
Whew!
413
00:19:26,628 --> 00:19:28,161
You get the stuff from the safe?
414
00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:29,131
Tanner took care of it.
415
00:19:29,214 --> 00:19:31,007
Tanner! Bring in the
stuff from the house.
416
00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:32,759
Ah, you sent Tanner?
417
00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:36,138
I was being tailed, it wasn't safe.
418
00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:38,014
Tanner is capable.
419
00:19:38,223 --> 00:19:39,516
Here it is.
420
00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:42,686
Cleaned out the safe just
like you said. Cash, IDs.
421
00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:43,603
Just give me the bag.
422
00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:46,064
Sorry if some of the pages
are wrinkled and stuff.
423
00:19:56,158 --> 00:19:57,784
Where are my cures, Tanner?
424
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:02,164
Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag.
425
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:07,043
Oh. So, I'm going back over the
bridge, cops pulled me over.
426
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:09,296
I got two strikes,
I can't get caught with drugs.
427
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:10,547
So, I ditched 'em.
428
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:13,216
You... You "ditched" them?
429
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,968
I tossed them off the bridge.
430
00:20:15,719 --> 00:20:17,596
Don't worry, they won't find 'em.
431
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,775
Strike three, monkey fighter.
432
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:40,869
You were supposed to handle this.
433
00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:43,121
So, you take care of that.
434
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,611
You did this, Don E!
435
00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:48,460
You did.
436
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,500
_
437
00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:03,091
Of all the things I've missed
about the First World,
438
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,121
high-quality bourbon isn't the least.
439
00:21:07,721 --> 00:21:09,472
We're still considered the First World?
440
00:21:11,474 --> 00:21:12,809
You raise a good point.
441
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,894
But, hey, at least our
hand remains strong.
442
00:21:15,228 --> 00:21:17,105
With that crazy fish lady
stirring the pot,
443
00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:20,191
it's just a matter of time
before Fillmore Graves folds.
444
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,986
- So, I wanted...
- Get your feet off my desk.
445
00:21:31,745 --> 00:21:33,580
You gonna tell me
whose blood that is on your shirt?
446
00:21:34,581 --> 00:21:36,041
Just a friend.
447
00:21:41,171 --> 00:21:43,923
Oh, man, what I wouldn't give
to go back to the old days.
448
00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:45,467
Yeah.
449
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,093
When cops were cheap
450
00:21:47,177 --> 00:21:48,803
and the racketeerin' was easy.
451
00:21:49,179 --> 00:21:52,307
And the Utopium wasn't cut down
to basically pancake mix.
452
00:21:53,892 --> 00:21:55,518
The stuff Beanpole Bob made?
453
00:21:57,354 --> 00:21:59,147
The Da Vinci of the drug trade.
454
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:02,108
Beanpole Bob.
455
00:22:02,901 --> 00:22:05,528
I forgot about that guy.
456
00:22:06,071 --> 00:22:07,906
Whatever happened to that weirdo?
457
00:22:07,989 --> 00:22:09,908
Oh, the usual story.
458
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:11,451
Got into his own supply,
459
00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:12,702
fried his brain.
460
00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:19,042
Hey, kid.
461
00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:23,421
I respect your loyalty to Blaine,
462
00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:26,049
but there is serious
money on the table here
463
00:22:26,132 --> 00:22:27,467
- and if we...
- Screw Blaine.
464
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:31,513
I'm in.
465
00:22:44,693 --> 00:22:45,944
U-dub Law.
466
00:22:46,027 --> 00:22:47,570
So, where did you live then?
467
00:22:47,654 --> 00:22:49,406
Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar.
468
00:22:49,489 --> 00:22:52,534
Stayed when I started as
a public defender, 'cause I made zilch.
469
00:22:52,617 --> 00:22:55,161
You do realize you'd be
putting your life at risk
470
00:22:55,245 --> 00:22:57,622
to break the law if
you joined our cause.
471
00:22:57,705 --> 00:22:58,740
I get that.
472
00:22:59,082 --> 00:23:00,542
I mean, I love the law,
473
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:03,545
but I just wanted to make
a real difference in something bigger.
474
00:23:03,628 --> 00:23:05,505
Graham says you met in high school?
475
00:23:05,755 --> 00:23:08,216
Uh, no. No, we met at his school.
476
00:23:08,383 --> 00:23:09,634
I volunteer there.
477
00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:11,189
I love kids.
478
00:23:14,389 --> 00:23:16,182
You want kids of your own someday?
479
00:23:17,225 --> 00:23:19,519
Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday.
480
00:23:19,644 --> 00:23:21,673
I sensed that.
481
00:23:21,896 --> 00:23:24,107
Anyone in your life now?
482
00:23:24,816 --> 00:23:27,735
Uh, no, not at the moment.
483
00:23:27,819 --> 00:23:30,113
Because you're "focused" on your career?
484
00:23:30,513 --> 00:23:32,574
No, that's just what you tell people
485
00:23:32,657 --> 00:23:34,200
because you don't want to settle.
486
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:35,743
You have standards.
487
00:23:35,952 --> 00:23:38,705
Don't worry, we will help you find
someone who meets them.
488
00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:41,416
Should we maybe focus less
on her love life and more on,
489
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:44,127
say, her qualifications as a coyote?
490
00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:45,295
Are they exclusive?
491
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:48,329
Little-known fact,
urban coyotes mate for life.
492
00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:50,925
So might this guy, thanks to me.
493
00:23:52,552 --> 00:23:54,512
Oh, you are not taking credit
for me and Peyton.
494
00:23:54,679 --> 00:23:56,431
You tried to keep us apart.
495
00:23:56,514 --> 00:23:59,058
So that you'd have to
fight to be together.
496
00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:01,067
All part of my plan.
497
00:24:01,311 --> 00:24:03,104
So, um...
498
00:24:04,314 --> 00:24:05,523
Is the interview over?
499
00:24:07,108 --> 00:24:08,776
Did she pass or what?
500
00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:17,285
With flying colors.
501
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,912
Let's make it official.
502
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:21,974
We call this a "coyote baptism."
503
00:24:22,165 --> 00:24:23,500
Oh, my.
504
00:24:30,757 --> 00:24:32,717
Hey, what's this hospitality?
505
00:24:33,593 --> 00:24:35,386
The doctor needs his
medicine, too, yeah?
506
00:24:35,511 --> 00:24:37,096
We only have four glasses, so...
507
00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:43,937
I think it's best you steer clear
of the hard stuff, Doctor.
508
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,021
Thanks, Mum,
509
00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:47,690
but I can handle the hard stuff
better than you Yankee lot.
510
00:24:50,109 --> 00:24:51,361
If you say so.
511
00:24:51,945 --> 00:24:53,071
To Riley!
512
00:25:03,373 --> 00:25:05,375
And now you've passed.
Just had to be sure.
513
00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:11,172
Help.
514
00:25:13,132 --> 00:25:17,220
Brain distribution issues with our new
supplier are being resolved as we speak.
515
00:25:17,512 --> 00:25:18,680
Until we're back up to full speed,
516
00:25:18,805 --> 00:25:21,182
we ask that you do ration
the brain tubes you have.
517
00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:23,268
Lillywhite's
assurances come amid
518
00:25:23,351 --> 00:25:26,688
ongoing concerns about
Seattle's brain supply.
519
00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:28,898
CHICS leader Dolly Durkins
520
00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:31,234
stood by her own claims.
521
00:25:31,317 --> 00:25:32,652
They're running out,
522
00:25:33,194 --> 00:25:35,405
and when they run dry,
523
00:25:35,738 --> 00:25:37,615
the zombies are going to come after us.
524
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:41,661
Surplus stores and gun retailers
are reporting record sales,
525
00:25:41,744 --> 00:25:45,832
and police reports of
robbed graves have skyrocketed...
526
00:25:46,124 --> 00:25:49,168
Looks like the alarmist view
is carrying the day so far.
527
00:25:50,003 --> 00:25:52,338
Things'll calm down once
we get the brains flowing again.
528
00:25:53,089 --> 00:25:54,674
Yeah, speaking of.
529
00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:57,260
Transcript from our bug
in The Scratching Post.
530
00:25:57,385 --> 00:25:58,511
Boss and Don E
531
00:25:58,595 --> 00:26:00,680
have cut DeBeers out of the operation.
532
00:26:00,763 --> 00:26:02,849
Has Seattle
finally reached the end
533
00:26:02,932 --> 00:26:05,685
of its tenuous zombie-human peace?
534
00:26:11,024 --> 00:26:12,233
Hello, kiddo.
535
00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:17,196
Uncle Stacey!
536
00:26:18,281 --> 00:26:20,450
- I didn't know you were in town.
- Oh.
537
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,661
And I come bearing gifts.
538
00:26:24,245 --> 00:26:26,372
The brain of Tibetan monk,
539
00:26:26,456 --> 00:26:28,374
said to have reached nirvana.
540
00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:31,127
But a humble token of my gratitude
541
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,503
for clearing Blaine off the board.
542
00:26:32,587 --> 00:26:35,548
Please, it was my pleasure
to eviscerate the douchebag.
543
00:26:36,090 --> 00:26:37,211
Is the plan going okay?
544
00:26:37,425 --> 00:26:39,594
Flawlessly.
Fillmore Graves is about to fold.
545
00:26:39,677 --> 00:26:41,929
I sign a contract,
resume the brain-flow,
546
00:26:42,013 --> 00:26:43,702
all that's left is us
counting our money.
547
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,852
Hi, can I help...
548
00:26:48,102 --> 00:26:49,771
- You?
- Hi.
549
00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:51,564
Cute shirt.
550
00:26:51,648 --> 00:26:53,191
Does it say on the
back what zombies get,
551
00:26:53,274 --> 00:26:54,734
or is it the same "dead fish" idea?
552
00:26:54,817 --> 00:26:56,235
We don't serve your kind here.
553
00:26:56,944 --> 00:26:59,489
Oh. But if I have to shut
you down for discrimination,
554
00:26:59,572 --> 00:27:02,283
you won't get to do any more
of those fun little TV interviews.
555
00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:13,086
$9.50.
556
00:27:14,837 --> 00:27:16,214
Excellent service.
557
00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:18,174
Ah. Keep the change.
558
00:27:21,094 --> 00:27:23,805
All good, boys,
they do serve zombies here.
559
00:27:24,013 --> 00:27:25,223
Anyone hungry?
560
00:27:30,395 --> 00:27:31,396
Mmm.
561
00:27:37,735 --> 00:27:40,947
You think you and your jackbooted thugs
can obstruct my business?
562
00:27:41,364 --> 00:27:44,242
You brain-eating, undead abominations...
563
00:27:44,325 --> 00:27:45,451
Jeez, Mom.
564
00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:47,370
Just chill out.
565
00:27:48,246 --> 00:27:51,541
You gave up the right to call me that
when you became one of them.
566
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,255
You've been holding out on me, Murphy.
567
00:27:58,715 --> 00:28:00,299
Dolly Durkins is your mother?
568
00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:01,968
Not anymore, I guess.
569
00:28:03,094 --> 00:28:05,388
- Wow.
- If I may speak freely, sir...
570
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,682
don't underestimate her.
571
00:28:07,932 --> 00:28:09,809
She really hates zombies.
572
00:28:18,486 --> 00:28:20,423
_
573
00:28:20,762 --> 00:28:22,138
Are you mad?
574
00:28:22,847 --> 00:28:25,058
Major's got a bit much
on his plate for you to set him up
575
00:28:25,141 --> 00:28:27,101
on a blind date,
and you barely know Riley.
576
00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:28,645
I know she's perfect for him.
577
00:28:28,728 --> 00:28:31,689
Smart, compassionate,
wants to make the world better.
578
00:28:31,773 --> 00:28:33,524
Loves children, and,
579
00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:36,027
let's be honest,
she not too tough on the eyes.
580
00:28:36,986 --> 00:28:38,780
She does sound perfect.
581
00:28:38,863 --> 00:28:41,115
If only there were
a zombie version of her.
582
00:28:41,199 --> 00:28:43,868
Ugh, I know. But let's not forget,
583
00:28:43,993 --> 00:28:45,703
Major has a proven willingness
584
00:28:45,828 --> 00:28:47,538
to go without sex for love.
585
00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:49,415
I have a willingness to do what?
586
00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:50,500
Oh, Major.
587
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,835
Do you want to meet a new
friend of mine? She's a lawyer.
588
00:28:53,169 --> 00:28:54,504
- Matchmaker brain?
- Yep.
589
00:28:54,587 --> 00:28:56,798
Nailed it. This is addressed to you.
590
00:28:56,881 --> 00:28:58,257
- Ooh.
- I have a picture of her.
591
00:28:58,341 --> 00:29:00,218
Liv, I appreciate the thought,
592
00:29:00,343 --> 00:29:02,553
but unless this girl can get
a massive quantity of brains
593
00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:04,514
into the city overnight,
I think I'll pass.
594
00:29:04,597 --> 00:29:07,058
I'd put a ring on it,
if she had some tainted Utopium.
595
00:29:07,141 --> 00:29:08,079
Peyton would understand.
596
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,269
That reminds me,
does the name "Beanpole Bob"
597
00:29:10,353 --> 00:29:11,575
mean anything to you?
598
00:29:12,508 --> 00:29:13,606
No, why?
599
00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:15,316
Name came up in an intel file.
600
00:29:15,441 --> 00:29:17,568
The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently.
601
00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:20,154
Uh, I can ask Clive.
602
00:29:20,238 --> 00:29:23,199
See if he knows a Beanpole
from his Vice days.
603
00:29:28,329 --> 00:29:29,706
Night-vision goggles?
604
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,710
Because the CDC couldn't find
605
00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,087
any trace of tainted
Utopium in the vial I sent,
606
00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:37,839
I had the idea
607
00:29:37,922 --> 00:29:40,299
to sneak into Blaine's mansion
and steal back my cure,
608
00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:42,593
with the assistance
of a cat-burglar brain
609
00:29:42,719 --> 00:29:44,387
and a pair of...
610
00:29:44,804 --> 00:29:46,305
Night-vision goggles.
611
00:29:46,806 --> 00:29:49,142
You know I command
a paramilitary force, right?
612
00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:50,810
I could have gotten you those for free.
613
00:29:53,187 --> 00:29:54,313
They're only 800 bucks.
614
00:29:55,815 --> 00:29:58,526
And with UFreightEze Select membership,
615
00:29:58,609 --> 00:30:01,576
you can get literally anything
delivered to your doorstep
616
00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:03,990
in under 24 hours.
617
00:30:11,581 --> 00:30:13,980
I want to help this city
in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite,
618
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,252
but this sounds like
it's beyond even me.
619
00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:18,421
It might sound like
it, Mr. Griss, but...
620
00:30:18,941 --> 00:30:21,132
See, we've disassociated
with Blaine DeBeers,
621
00:30:21,257 --> 00:30:24,302
and our alternate
brain supplier is too difficult.
622
00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:26,167
I get it. You need a supplier.
623
00:30:26,512 --> 00:30:28,181
But here's the problem as I see it.
624
00:30:28,389 --> 00:30:30,475
I have no clue how to
get thousands of brains.
625
00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:32,373
We'll get you a TV in a day,
626
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,480
but our deliveries have
the advantage of being legal.
627
00:30:36,814 --> 00:30:39,442
I'm not a smuggler.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
628
00:30:40,193 --> 00:30:42,195
What if I told you,
none of that mattered?
629
00:30:52,406 --> 00:30:54,617
Whoo! This place is deader than we are.
630
00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,541
Can I give the girls the night off?
631
00:30:57,001 --> 00:30:59,962
See, that's the problem with
your generation, there's no work ethic.
632
00:31:00,046 --> 00:31:01,672
How old are you, exactly?
633
00:31:01,756 --> 00:31:04,008
Old enough to know
there's always a market in vice.
634
00:31:04,092 --> 00:31:06,886
We just need a fresh start.
635
00:31:07,261 --> 00:31:08,805
We need a makeover.
636
00:31:11,849 --> 00:31:14,102
You know what my idea
for a zombie brothel name would be?
637
00:31:14,227 --> 00:31:15,311
Hmm?
638
00:31:15,394 --> 00:31:16,479
Coldcocks.
639
00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:19,190
Why, because of all the fights?
640
00:31:19,273 --> 00:31:20,441
What?
641
00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:24,737
Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know,
642
00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:27,251
and if you're not here to
tell me my dream girl's name,
643
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:28,033
then who cares?
644
00:31:28,116 --> 00:31:30,409
Actually, we need to talk to her.
645
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,099
- Um, yeah.
- What about me?
646
00:31:36,707 --> 00:31:37,792
Ha!
647
00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:39,418
There you go.
648
00:31:40,128 --> 00:31:42,046
- What'd you see?
- It was the skull.
649
00:31:42,922 --> 00:31:45,341
I saw a tattoo.
A small, tasteful skull, right here.
650
00:31:45,424 --> 00:31:46,467
Tattoos. I love tattoos.
651
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:48,344
Wait, what about a name?
Did you see her name?
652
00:31:49,262 --> 00:31:51,222
That's it. Now...
653
00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:00,565
She's got a tattoo.
654
00:32:01,732 --> 00:32:03,943
You recognize this coat,
Mrs. Schwartz?
655
00:32:04,026 --> 00:32:04,902
No, I don't.
656
00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:07,701
Caring Light has cameras
at their drop-off centers.
657
00:32:08,114 --> 00:32:09,991
We have you on tape dropping it off.
658
00:32:10,074 --> 00:32:13,202
Look, I told you, I was at the
movies with Mavis Jannings,
659
00:32:13,286 --> 00:32:14,913
who left ten minutes into the show
660
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:16,747
to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin.
661
00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:18,416
Mutual alibis.
662
00:32:18,499 --> 00:32:21,252
Mrs. Schwartz,
did you kill Carol Barbera?
663
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:26,799
She set up my son with a zombie!
664
00:32:26,883 --> 00:32:27,800
Hold that thought.
665
00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:32,388
Hey, you okay?
666
00:32:32,471 --> 00:32:33,848
Yeah, just...
667
00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:35,433
You know,
668
00:32:36,017 --> 00:32:37,768
carrying a human being
669
00:32:37,852 --> 00:32:40,813
and all of its associated
gestation materials inside me.
670
00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:44,775
Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable.
671
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:48,529
- But it's not a big deal.
- Woman, please. I got you.
672
00:32:49,113 --> 00:32:50,198
Let me take you home.
673
00:32:50,281 --> 00:32:52,997
Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the
way, just to check?
674
00:32:52,998 --> 00:32:54,368
Man,
675
00:32:54,452 --> 00:32:56,329
thank you, but I'm fine,
676
00:32:56,412 --> 00:32:57,663
- and...
- Hey.
677
00:32:57,747 --> 00:33:00,208
- I said I got you.
- I heard.
678
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:04,795
Sounded kind of dorky both times,
if we're being honest.
679
00:33:06,881 --> 00:33:08,841
- I got you.
- I...
680
00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:10,760
stand corrected.
681
00:33:11,928 --> 00:33:12,929
Extremely dorky.
682
00:33:19,769 --> 00:33:21,562
You wanna hear the rest, or...
683
00:33:21,812 --> 00:33:22,939
Oh...
684
00:33:24,315 --> 00:33:26,150
Go ahead, write it down.
685
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:30,088
_
686
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:33,468
It's been three days,
they got to be out of brains by now.
687
00:33:33,552 --> 00:33:35,304
When is Major gonna throw his hand in?
688
00:33:35,387 --> 00:33:36,680
Patience, m'boy.
689
00:33:37,055 --> 00:33:38,974
- Any minute now.
- Hey!
690
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,603
Have you guys seen these billboards?
691
00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,687
Candy, men are talking business.
692
00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:46,023
Sure, I just thought
you'd want to see this first.
693
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,148
I'm no poker player,
but it looks like...
694
00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:54,032
We're screwed.
695
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,970
And UFreightEze will handle
both the supply chain
696
00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:59,703
and shipping, which is,
of course, their specialty.
697
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,457
I'll give you this, Lillywhite.
698
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,626
You got moxie.
699
00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:09,296
But we both know Ty Griss
can't handle this volume of brains.
700
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,709
Well,
701
00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:13,805
he doesn't have your network of
Third World hospitals to plunder,
702
00:34:14,301 --> 00:34:16,345
but he's gone heavily
into Western health care.
703
00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:20,075
And he's including a brain
donor card in every package.
704
00:34:20,846 --> 00:34:22,973
There're millions of customers a day
705
00:34:22,975 --> 00:34:25,853
getting a direct appeal from one
of the world's greatest philanthropists.
706
00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:30,609
And he'll do it all for 90%
of our original deal with Blaine.
707
00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:33,436
So, unless you've got a better offer...
708
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:34,447
We'll do 80%.
709
00:34:39,409 --> 00:34:40,911
Is that an official offer?
710
00:34:42,913 --> 00:34:43,956
It is.
711
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,084
Hmm.
712
00:34:51,505 --> 00:34:52,714
The billboards stay up.
713
00:34:53,215 --> 00:34:55,050
We need a new face on
the brain business.
714
00:34:55,801 --> 00:34:58,136
I'll let the brain plant know
to expect your next delivery tonight.
715
00:35:00,347 --> 00:35:01,348
That's all.
716
00:35:34,047 --> 00:35:35,708
What are you doing here?
717
00:35:37,175 --> 00:35:38,343
Better question.
718
00:35:39,594 --> 00:35:41,972
What is nobody else doing here?
719
00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:44,041
We're open, aren't we?
720
00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:46,321
Then why am I pouring my own drinks?
721
00:35:47,185 --> 00:35:48,648
This used to be Tanner's shift.
722
00:35:49,396 --> 00:35:52,941
Business has been under-booming
since your big great profile came out.
723
00:35:53,525 --> 00:35:54,985
We're trying some new ideas.
724
00:35:56,987 --> 00:35:58,405
Which explains that.
725
00:36:03,201 --> 00:36:04,749
I had to do something.
726
00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:06,705
It's our only remaining
source of income.
727
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:09,459
Speaking of which,
I don't think it's good for business
728
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:11,293
if people see you hanging around here.
729
00:36:11,418 --> 00:36:13,545
So, maybe you can hang
in the back with the girls,
730
00:36:13,628 --> 00:36:14,921
or in the office,
731
00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:17,446
- or you use the back door...
- You just said "our only"
732
00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:19,780
remaining source of income"?
733
00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:23,168
You mean, besides the brain-smuggling,
734
00:36:23,170 --> 00:36:24,682
which represents the
bulk of our profits?
735
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:26,133
That I mean.
We're out of the brain biz.
736
00:36:26,135 --> 00:36:27,435
Please tell me you're not serious.
737
00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,377
If you can tell me that you
didn't let that reporter
738
00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:30,780
work you like a rented mule.
739
00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:37,736
They got a new supplier,
it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy.
740
00:36:38,528 --> 00:36:40,614
There's billboards all over town.
741
00:36:47,153 --> 00:36:48,868
Why'd you have to keep the mask?
742
00:37:03,845 --> 00:37:06,390
You may be out of the brain biz.
743
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,442
Oh, yeah!
744
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,116
Okay.
745
00:37:28,787 --> 00:37:29,996
Oh, yeah!
746
00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:41,216
Wow.
747
00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:49,765
How'd you get in here? And...
748
00:37:50,390 --> 00:37:52,269
How long have you been standing there?
749
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,770
You left the door unlocked.
750
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,858
I came in around the time
the riding crop came into play.
751
00:37:57,983 --> 00:37:59,985
- Mmm.
- I won't keep you long.
752
00:38:00,277 --> 00:38:02,028
I just need a contract drawn up.
753
00:38:02,404 --> 00:38:03,280
I can't pay you right now,
754
00:38:03,363 --> 00:38:05,740
but I'll make your quo
worth your quid pro.
755
00:38:05,824 --> 00:38:07,576
Counselor Stone.
756
00:38:07,909 --> 00:38:10,120
I need you back in my chambers,
757
00:38:10,412 --> 00:38:12,747
and bring defense Exhibit D...
758
00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:15,292
Oh.
759
00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:17,002
I'll be in in a second,
760
00:38:17,377 --> 00:38:18,336
Your Honor.
761
00:38:24,759 --> 00:38:27,053
You really do go the extra
mile, don't you?
762
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,222
All right, what contract do you need?
763
00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:44,112
Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet?
764
00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:50,619
- I am.
- You got a minute?
765
00:38:51,661 --> 00:38:53,796
Um. Can you run to the dining hall
766
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,583
and steal me a pack of instant ramen?
767
00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:58,210
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
768
00:39:03,423 --> 00:39:05,759
You're here about
my Freylich brain, I assume.
769
00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,720
I take it I'm not the first
interested party to reach out.
770
00:39:09,095 --> 00:39:10,680
So, what's your best offer so far?
771
00:39:10,764 --> 00:39:13,058
One guy promised 50 grand
to my family when I'm gone.
772
00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:14,267
I see.
773
00:39:15,310 --> 00:39:16,853
How does half a million sound?
774
00:39:17,896 --> 00:39:19,147
Cash upfront.
775
00:39:19,689 --> 00:39:22,567
Once my client meets you
and signs off, the money's yours...
776
00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:25,516
in exchange for ownership of
your brain after your tragic,
777
00:39:25,518 --> 00:39:26,822
yet inevitable demise.
778
00:39:34,696 --> 00:39:38,117
Hmm. So, what, you were gonna
keep this all a secret?
779
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,954
The big office, the lieutenant's chair.
780
00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:42,489
Acting Lieutenant.
781
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,006
Just till Dale's back on her feet.
782
00:39:45,799 --> 00:39:47,467
How is the LT mom-to-be?
783
00:39:48,009 --> 00:39:50,470
She's good, baby's good.
784
00:39:50,845 --> 00:39:52,163
But she's on bed rest
785
00:39:52,387 --> 00:39:54,639
for the duration. Just as a precaution.
786
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,270
Well, she can't be too happy about
that, but baby comes first.
787
00:39:59,312 --> 00:40:00,772
Look at you,
788
00:40:01,314 --> 00:40:02,774
right at home.
789
00:40:03,316 --> 00:40:04,901
Born to be Lieutenant...
790
00:40:07,862 --> 00:40:08,863
Babineaux.
791
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,955
You need anything else, Liv?
792
00:40:17,455 --> 00:40:19,874
Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt.
793
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,626
No.
794
00:40:21,835 --> 00:40:23,295
- Can I have a gun?
- No.
795
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,964
- Oh, how about a squad car?
- No.
796
00:40:26,047 --> 00:40:27,716
- Diplomatic immunity?
- No.
797
00:40:27,799 --> 00:40:28,800
Can I have...
798
00:40:31,244 --> 00:40:32,704
Mr. DeBeers.
799
00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:35,974
I didn't expect results so quickly.
800
00:40:36,975 --> 00:40:38,059
However,
801
00:40:39,049 --> 00:40:40,467
this was not our arrangement.
802
00:40:40,623 --> 00:40:43,877
I bought a postmortem brain,
not the pre-mortem human attached to it.
803
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:46,109
That's why they say
to read the fine print.
804
00:40:46,818 --> 00:40:50,071
You bought a Freylich brain
upon the death of its owner.
805
00:40:51,281 --> 00:40:53,450
I'm sure she'll
kick the bucket any day now.
806
00:40:54,284 --> 00:40:55,285
Or not.
807
00:40:55,702 --> 00:40:58,413
I could consider expediting the process
808
00:40:58,496 --> 00:41:00,539
for a non-nominal fee, or...
809
00:41:00,957 --> 00:41:03,543
I'd be happy to extend
this offer to the next bidder.
810
00:41:09,841 --> 00:41:12,260
Okay. I can wait. It's a deal.
811
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:14,512
I'll wire the money now.
812
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,792
So, am I a monster?
813
00:41:20,810 --> 00:41:22,228
Maybe I am.
814
00:41:22,687 --> 00:41:24,898
Because sometimes,
they just don't leave me any choice.
815
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,578
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