1 00:00:00,380 --> 00:00:02,020 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:03,870 This is all we have. One dose of the cure. 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,270 You turned me into a zombie. 4 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,440 Rather than watch you die. 5 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,940 You let me check myself into a mental hospital. 6 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:10,210 You let me think I was crazy. 7 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,470 - Whatever happens now, I hope you can forgive me. - Liv? 8 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,060 I get it. You're not talking to me. 9 00:00:14,060 --> 00:00:15,240 I just need some time. 10 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,270 What do I need to replicate the cure? 11 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:20,240 Ah, yes. The tainted Utopium from the night of the boat massacre. 12 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:20,950 Hey, Dad! 13 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:23,290 I showed up to train a new client today, and he was a zombie. 14 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,640 We've solved the zombie problem. 15 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,550 We've located the instrument of their destruction. 16 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:28,460 There are zombies living among us. 17 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:29,570 You want me to kill them? 18 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,700 - Yes. - You've got the wrong man for the job. 19 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:34,110 We do know of one zombie, Liv Moore. 20 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,400 I've got you over a barrel, big guy. 21 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,650 Hey, roomie. How was work? 22 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:39,440 You would not believe the guy we hired. 24 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,430 My father has been missing for two days now. 26 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,710 He's six-feet tall with brown hair and brown eyes. 27 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:55,990 If you've seen him, or heard of anything at all, 28 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:58,880 please contact the Seattle Police. 29 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,060 Please help us find our dad. 30 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:04,460 We love him so much and we just want him to come home. 31 00:01:04,810 --> 00:01:08,120 - Verna, Verna, over here. - I have a question. 32 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:18,420 Friends, Romans, countrymen, 33 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:21,550 lend me your beers! 34 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:25,840 Four score and seven years ago, 35 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,710 and something, something... Hail Caesar! 36 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,400 Yo! What's up, furry? 37 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,470 Party foul! 39 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:22,330 What happened to Caesar? 40 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:24,060 Oh, he came, he saw, 41 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,970 he was stabbed several times in quick succession 42 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:27,840 with a sharp cylindrical object. 43 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:30,620 Likely an ice pick. This is Chad Wolcoff. 44 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:33,170 He was the pledge captain for Zeta Beta Theta. 45 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:34,850 Wait, don't move. 46 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,650 These look like the exact vials from the boat party 47 00:02:41,650 --> 00:02:42,900 that contained the tainted Utopium. 48 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:46,200 Ravi, I'm pretty sure that all Utopium comes in vials like that. 49 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:49,980 And FYI, if you find the cure for zombie-ism on this floor, 50 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:52,150 I may opt to keep eating brains. 51 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:55,730 Room packed with people, a guy gets stabbed multiple times, 52 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:57,010 and no one saw anything. 53 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,600 - Seriously? - I'm really gonna need a hand with this, 54 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,200 so let me know when things get extrasensory. 55 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:07,610 Well, I hope you like Jager bombs and homoerotic subtext. 57 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,270 - Can you meet me upstairs? - Yes. 58 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:23,820 And so it begins... 59 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,390 You know what I fear more than death? 60 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:31,560 Love? 61 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,270 Unrealized potential. 62 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:39,130 I am overflowing with potential, and I'm tapping every last drop. 63 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:42,610 How about you, Speedy? You realizing your potential? 64 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,680 I don't know if I'm overflowing but, yeah. 65 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,030 All that stuff you said. 66 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:50,740 That self-doubt? That's Mr. Boss talking. 67 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:54,390 We always said we wanted more. More responsibility, more money. 68 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:57,140 I wanted to be alive to really get to enjoy those things. 69 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,000 He's not gonna take too kindly to us 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,610 moving in on his Utopium trade. 71 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,180 Hey, this is our time. 72 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:06,200 Our product is better than that glorified ecstasy he sells. 73 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,350 Higher highs. 74 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:08,770 Lower lows. 75 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,880 Just saying. 76 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,810 We're going to undercut Mr. Boss' prices. 77 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:16,600 Four dealers. Four of the hottest clubs. 78 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,940 Opposite ends of the city. 79 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,420 By the time Mr. Boss knows what hit him, 80 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,350 customers are gonna be knocking down our door. 81 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:26,170 And I've got a big-ass roll of Benjamins. Boys answering to me. 82 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,650 Yes. Now... 83 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:30,330 Our sales staff, did you find what we were looking for? 84 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,600 Upscale types, like you said. 85 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:36,130 Rich kids whose daddies cut them off. Not the usual creepers. 86 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,800 I don't want to know anything. 87 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,630 I'm just the little man behind the curtain. 88 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:43,730 No one needs to know I exist. This is your show, okay? 89 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:46,490 A year from now, we'll be running this city. 90 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,740 Your lips to God's ears. 91 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:51,440 - Go. Go get 'em. - Yeah. 92 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,810 Sounds like a risky plan. 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,940 Oh, and what? You're the plan guy? 94 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:06,040 Now, any progress finding that guy who cut the tainted Utopium? 95 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,450 - Got a couple leads. - Allow me to light a fire under you. 96 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,510 Do you know why your brother was institutionalized? 97 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:17,490 Because he was crazy. He heard voices. He saw things. 98 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:18,760 And the loony SOB thought 99 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,090 there were zombies running around Seattle. 100 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:22,540 That's just silly. 101 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:26,970 Sometimes they just loiter. 102 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:30,890 Chief, did I say you could lick the bowl? 103 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,540 It's, like, unthinkable that someone murdered Chad. 104 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:39,660 No, like, seriously, I can't even think it. 105 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,090 He was more than just a frat brother. 106 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,900 He was, like, a brother-brother, bro. 107 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:46,910 For real. 108 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:50,010 Oh, hey, I think we killed that. 109 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:54,240 - What are you doing? - Coaxing the flow to the hose. 110 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,480 Did Chad have any enemies that you know of? 111 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,240 No way, man. Chad was the freaking best. 112 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,610 - Everybody loved him. - Well, not everybody. 113 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,630 I mean, someone stabbed him to death. 114 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:12,250 No disrespect, bro. 115 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,890 No, no, bro. I feel you. 116 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:15,700 Valid point. 117 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,000 That person might be a complete knob, but they're out there. 118 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,900 I don't know, like, who do you guys know who totally sucks? 119 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,630 Actually, that's not important. 120 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:26,570 Seems like a solid jumping-off point, bro. 121 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:29,410 Guys, who you think sucks is not helpful information. 122 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:33,630 Hey! Hey! Did Chad ever fight with anyone? 123 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:37,240 Well, I mean, sometimes dudes from other frats would get pissed 124 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,250 because he crushed so hard at pong. 125 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,770 He was just a great guy. He invented Stripper Car Wash Sunday. 126 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,840 Which sounds degrading, but all the proceeds went to charity. 127 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,230 Dude, no, they didn't. 128 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,660 Bro, that's why he didn't have to pay the strippers. 129 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,090 It all went to, like, dyslexia research. 130 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,120 The best was Chunk. 131 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,750 Chunk! 132 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,650 Chad buttered this fat guy's floor while he was asleep. 133 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:01,070 So dude gets up in the morning, 134 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,900 all naked, and he's slipping around like 135 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,970 a freaking walrus on ice. - 136 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,260 It's on YouTube. You guys gotta see it. 137 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,780 - Oh, yeah. - See, that's just the kind of guy Chad was, you know. 138 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:11,830 You pass out drunk, shave the eyebrows. 139 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:14,030 Maybe snap a ball-drag pic. 140 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:16,300 Sounds like he might have made some people upset. 141 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:17,930 Maybe the victims of these pranks? 142 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:21,200 I guess like a little. To everyone else it was just super funny. 143 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,940 Look, Chad wasn't just pranks and stuff. 144 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,880 Like, he was always there for his brothers. 145 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,710 When you're doing your fourth funnel, and you're not gonna puke, 146 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,180 but you might still give up, 147 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:37,320 he was the guy yelling, 148 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:40,460 - Ready, bro? - Let's do this, bro! 149 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:41,970 One, two, three. 150 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,720 You ruined my life, man! You ruined my life. 151 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,880 I lost my champion, bro. 152 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:55,970 I lost my champion. 153 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:02,680 Hey, you. How did Chad ruin your life? 154 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,710 Damn! 156 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,960 It was pluge week. Chad made me streak. 157 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,050 I didn't know I was streaking by an elementary school 158 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,880 till I heard the kids start laughing. 159 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,380 Not only was I arrested, 160 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,760 I had to register as a sex offender. 161 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,190 So why stay with the fraternity? 162 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:32,420 Chad convinced me to. My career prospects are limited now. 163 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:36,110 Chad assured me that the Zeta Beta Thetas take care of their own. 164 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:38,880 As long as I'm a brother, I have a future. 165 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,190 Where were you at the time of the murder? 166 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,630 I was in the back room, 167 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:44,880 talking to some girl in a sexy unicorn costume. 168 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,900 We heard screams and ran inside. 169 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:47,970 I'll need the girl's name. 170 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,430 She was just a random chick. 171 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,270 Wait. I saw a photo on the party's Instagram feed. 172 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,300 Are these all from the party? 173 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,850 Yeah, look that is me in the curtain. 174 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:00,340 How am I supposed to know that's you? 175 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,930 A pterodactyl could be inside there and no one would know. 176 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,240 But it's me. Look, I have the costume. 177 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,130 All that tells me is 178 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,220 you have the costume that an unidentified person 179 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,250 - was wearing in this photo. - But it's me. 180 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,010 Okay, Brody will tell you. 181 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:19,560 You know, these must've been taken from the top of the staircase. 182 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,020 All right, there's Chad, right? 183 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:26,120 Still there, still there,still there, 184 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,220 gone. Right? Let's go back. 185 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,370 See this furry blue thing? 186 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,220 You can see Chad as Furry Blue is heading over, 187 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,530 but look at this one of Furry Blue walking away. Chad's down. 188 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,700 Furry Blue is probably who stabbed him. 189 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,400 Okay... 190 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,790 He doesn't remember what I was wearing, but... 191 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,820 Who wore the Furry Blue costume? 192 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,880 Yeah, I don't know who the blue guy is, 193 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,520 but how huge are Megan Reilly's cans? 194 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,560 Oh, that's not Megan Reilly, bro. Her cans are more teardrop. 195 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,320 Okay! 196 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,220 Thank you for your time. 197 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:01,990 So, if I remember anything, 198 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,360 should I call you, or... 199 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,210 You can call me. 200 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,870 I'm the detective on the case. 201 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:12,010 You're like that box of chocolates from Forrest Gump, 202 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:13,220 I never know what I'm gonna get. 203 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,010 You're getting chocolate, bro. 204 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:18,270 I'll start calling the local costume shops. 205 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,160 See if I can find the ones that stock that blue furry costume. 206 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,420 Find out who rented it. 207 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,910 Chakrabarti! Where you at? 208 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:31,860 I have been doing some thinking, 209 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:36,500 and I'm pretty sure what this morgue needs is a foosball table. 210 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,800 I know you can't fully control your actions 211 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,840 when you're on a brain, 212 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,950 but I really need you to try and rein in the bro. 213 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,290 We would be in serious trouble 214 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,060 if someone came in and saw how you arranged 215 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,400 the medical skeletons. 216 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:59,670 And this, this is unacceptable. 217 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,970 What if someone came in to identify their loved one 218 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:06,460 and the medical examiner had "fart" written on his forehead? 219 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,820 It isn't funny. 220 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,880 - It's pretty funny. - It really isn't. 221 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,710 - It kinda is. - I can assure you it isn't funny. 222 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,940 It isn't funny. 223 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:21,200 You're lucky you're receiving a suspension and not an expulsion. 224 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,340 Okay. But it's kind of funny. 225 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:25,990 No. No, it's not. It's not funny. 226 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,990 Were you contemplating your actions or having a vision? 227 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,350 If you had to guess... 228 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,860 I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. 229 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,730 These brains are fun as hell. 230 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,860 I can't stop chillaxing. Everything is hilarious. 231 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:45,820 Dude, the guy who killed Chad is a total dick, and I demand... 232 00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:46,620 Babineaux. 233 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,230 Wazzup? Just had a vis. 234 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,200 Yeah, it was, like, a discipline hearing-type thing. 235 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:56,030 This kid looked like he wanted to murder Chad, bro. 236 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:57,660 We've gotta find this other student. 237 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,430 Pronto. 238 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:01,810 Brain fart. Whole new level. 239 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,900 So I finally found out the blue bear is a character 240 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,640 from a Swedish kids' show named Captain Wozzles. 241 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,110 He did look Nordic. 242 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,290 I called every costume shop here in Seattle. 243 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:15,800 So far, no one carries it. 244 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,660 I'll move on to shops in the surrounding area. 245 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,170 But first, I spoke to the 246 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,590 dean of Pacific West University about your vision. 247 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,520 He wouldn't give me details about the grievance filed 248 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,120 against Chad without a warrant, 249 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,220 but said I was welcome to see 250 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,350 if the student was open to discussing it. 251 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,520 He's on his way in now. And you'll never guess what his name is. 252 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,980 Chad Wolcoff. 253 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,790 Like the murder victim. 254 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:37,100 Can you tell us why you filed a grievance against Chad? 255 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,210 Chad and I often got each other's mail back at school. 256 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,920 I got invited to speak at a high school 257 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,840 about the dangers of drunk driving. 258 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,940 Chad got my invitation by mistake. 259 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:49,680 He thought it would be a hoot to get wasted and go in my place. 260 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,100 He basically gave a tutorial on how to drink and drive 261 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,820 to 200 high school seniors 262 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:56,010 before school security dragged him off stage. 263 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:58,060 Oh, hey, I get why that's awful, 264 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,220 but I think Chad was just trying to be funny, you know. I... 265 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:04,640 Thirty people per day are killed in drunk driving accidents. 266 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,130 Can you tell us where you were last night, around 10 P.M.? 267 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:11,120 Uh... I was in my room, studying. 268 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:12,680 Anyone who can verify that? 269 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,260 Doubtful. It's just... 270 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:21,480 Look, I took the appropriate actions with Chad, okay? 271 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,480 I met with the dean. I filed a complaint. 272 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,410 Chad was a buffoon, but I don't think he deserved to die. 273 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:29,910 All right. I'll contact you 274 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,770 with any further questions. Don't leave town. 275 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,710 Tightly wound, but he didn't give me a premeditated murder vibe. 276 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,570 I'm guessing he lost someone close to him 277 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,080 in a drunk-driving accident. 278 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,210 Chad making light of that could've made him snap. 279 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:49,110 A sideways glance could've made him snap. 280 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,840 That dude has zero chill. 281 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,700 Your blood pressure is a bit higher than it's been. 282 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,740 It might not be cure-related. 283 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,050 Still feeling okay? 284 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,430 Yeah. 285 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:02,440 So, I know you're a student of men's lifestyle magazines. 286 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,850 Beard glitter. Is this a trend I should know about? 287 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,200 It was an accident. 288 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,880 Involving a My Little Pony? 289 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,060 I had some makeup on before 290 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,190 that was surprisingly difficult to wash off. 291 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,590 Been there. So, you know I'm referring to your beard 292 00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:16,620 as Princess Sparkles from now on though, right? 293 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,060 Why would you be referring to my beard? 294 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,980 You've got some crumbs stuck in Princess Sparkles? 295 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,520 Or, Princess Sparkles could use a trim? 296 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,530 So, how's work going on the cure? 297 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,270 I can't make any progress without tainted Utopium. 298 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,060 I've run tests on regular Utopium, but, to be honest, 299 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,100 I know very little about how the drug works. 300 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,370 I mean, it's relatively new, there aren't studies. 301 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,690 Have you, you know, ever tried any? 302 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,610 You know hugs are my drug of choice. 303 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:42,650 I've been mulling it over, 304 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,440 and I think it would be beneficial for me to try some. 305 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,200 You know, so I can better understand its effects. 306 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,360 Isn't that kind of like smacking a bear 307 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,220 to better understand being mauled to death? 308 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:50,780 No. 309 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:51,580 It's like smacking a bear 310 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:54,280 to better understand physical exertion and adrenaline. 311 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,300 Field research is incredibly helpful. 312 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,940 Experiencing how Utopium works in the body 313 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,200 could help my research immeasurably. 314 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,450 Would you come to a club with me? 315 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:04,280 I could use someone to monitor me while I'm on the drug. 316 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,290 You know, make sure I'm safe, help record data. 317 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,370 Ravi, can't I just help you move a couch or something? 318 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:12,010 I'm really not up for the, like, watch me do drugs? Favor. 319 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:15,820 Sorry. I didn't realize there were limits to our friendship. 320 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,530 Don't bat those big brown eyes at me, 321 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:21,250 you manipulative bastard. 322 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,350 All right. I should get going. 323 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,460 - I do not want to run into Liv... - Too late. 325 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,390 How are you doing? 326 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,290 Hanging in there. 327 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,440 No, really. 328 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,430 You know, let's not do this, okay? 329 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,220 No let's-get-real talk. Not yet. 330 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,240 I'm great. All's well. 331 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,990 Sorry, bro, just asking. 332 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:55,840 Bro? 333 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,710 I'm on frat boy brains at the moment, 334 00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,630 and everything's getting filtered through the bro-zone layer. 335 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,120 I'm on frat boy brains. No big whoop. 336 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,380 Just like you're doing a cleanse. Eating dead people brains. 337 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,470 It's just a fact of my life right now. 338 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:10,780 Look past it, please. 339 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,000 I wanna catch up. 340 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,630 Sorry, bro. No can do. 341 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,250 Bad day? 342 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,690 I got smacked down by someone I used to be tight with. 343 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:40,960 It was harsh. 344 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,840 I'm happy you're a drink-through-the-pain type. 345 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,930 Not the sad-girl-surrounded- by-empty-ice-cream-pints type. 346 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,020 You want in on this? 347 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,570 How about we go get a real drink? 348 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:53,150 I kind of felt like ordering in hot wings and watching Entourage. 349 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,140 - Who? - Brody! 350 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,420 - Brody? - From Zeta Beta Theta? 351 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,540 I got your deets from a Jamaican dude at the morgue. 352 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,520 So, listen, we're hosting this memorial thing for Chad tonight. 353 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,250 It's like, a party. 354 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,090 I thought you might wanna come by, you know. 355 00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:13,890 Just, like, hang or whatever. 356 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,630 You wanna come with me to a frat party tonight? 357 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,200 It's kind of a work thing. 358 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,360 - Yeah, cool. - There's a dress code. 359 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,960 Dress code? A dress code for a frat party? 360 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,260 - Chad... - I remember this one time, 361 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,310 me and Chad were kayaking in the San Juans. 362 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,310 He told me, if I ever die, bro, 363 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,350 I don't want it to be lame. 364 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,060 He said that he wanted his death to be like his life. 365 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:43,250 An epic party, where anything goes, 366 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,150 but clothes! 367 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,580 Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad! 368 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,430 Remind me again how this is for work. 369 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:04,320 It's hard to explain. I'm trying to be bro-active. 370 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,600 Ladies! 371 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,810 No, I don't do Mardi Gras beads. 372 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,340 And, yes, I know I'm wearing a garbage bag. 373 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,470 Hey, girl! 374 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,480 - Make sure she gets the red, bro. - Oh, yeah. 375 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:18,420 Red is for date. It's this Do, Date, Delete Game we play. 376 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,180 Actually, I made a website for it. 377 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,170 So, like, okay... Do, date, delete, 378 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,020 Tom Hardy, Tom Brady, Tom Cruise. 379 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,860 Do you still get to do the one you date? 380 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,220 Yeah. But you gotta keep doing them. 381 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,840 - So you're, like, locking yourself in. - Got it. 382 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,590 - Date Hardy. - Yeah. 383 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,860 Wait, I kind of want to delete Brady and Cruise. 384 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,180 Makes you think, right? 385 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,910 Yeah! 386 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,930 Yeah, there's no way I'm drinking something I didn't pour myself, 387 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,710 and there's no way I'm not drinking, 388 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,310 so I'll be right back. Excuse me. 389 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,670 So, you wanna see my room? 390 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,280 Maybe later, bro. 391 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:57,390 Right now, I've got one word in my bro-cabulary, 392 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:59,590 and that word is justice. 393 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:02,710 I am going on the vision quest of all vision quests. 394 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:05,660 I will not rest till I find the bastard who... 395 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,230 Beer pong! Time to get your balls wet, bros! 396 00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:24,220 I was wrong about the bathroom being the place to score drugs. 397 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,350 There's definitely some transactions going on in there, 398 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,750 but not the kind we're looking for. 399 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:29,900 How you holding up? 400 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,710 Everyone looks like a drug dealer here, in this lighting. 401 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,410 I have to say, I'm disappointed. 402 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,360 I thought you'd be better at this. 403 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:39,340 Because everything about me says I'd be awesome at scoring drugs? 404 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,470 You bought a grenade out of the trunk of a car. 405 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,620 How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub? 406 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,030 It's a different skill set. If you want a bazooka, 407 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:48,770 I can get you a bazooka in 15 minutes, at cost. 408 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,990 That isn't very helpful right now, is it? 409 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,320 Looking to score some U? 410 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:54,950 Maybe. I don't know. 411 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,510 How do I know you're not a cop? 412 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,440 How do I know he's not a cop? 413 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,940 How do you know I'm not a cop? 414 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,150 I'm strangely offended. 415 00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,160 Frankly, I'm fairly certain 416 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,780 I'm the closest to law enforcement here. 417 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,560 - How much do you want? - Oh, two, please. 418 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,180 One to take now, 419 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,650 and one to take in a controlled environment at a later date. 420 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:12,770 Later, dude. 421 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:17,360 Okay. So, once one purchases the drugs, where does one do them? 422 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,750 Yes! 423 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,820 Are you not entertained? 424 00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:30,040 Your friend is so great. Is she always like this? 425 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,220 She wasn't yesterday. 426 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,730 I feel amazing. 427 00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:43,120 I'm so present, so in my body, 428 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,880 but I'm also floating, 429 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:49,890 like watching the experience be experienced, 430 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:53,660 like I literally don't have a care in the world! 431 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:57,360 I'm just floating on goodness. 432 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,770 When did everything get so beautiful? 433 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,580 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 434 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,230 I know you're going for gold in the bro-lympics, 435 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,430 just wondering how that's a work thing? 436 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,780 Right. My bad. Time to focus. 437 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,990 You got this, bro. You got this. 438 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:05,050 Dude, we need to get more of this. 439 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,150 What? 440 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,450 Utopium. I want more. 441 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:30,970 Zeta Beta Theta Dog Fight 442 00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:33,930 2015 Champion Chad Wolcoff. 443 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:37,420 You made it upstairs. 444 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,500 You guys fight dogs? 445 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,990 Hells no. No, that's disgusting. 446 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,630 No, the Dog Fight is, like, this party where all the frat bros, 447 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,010 they invite the homeliest girl they can find, 448 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,650 and then the champion is the one whose date is 449 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:53,020 the last dog you'd want to throw a bone. 450 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:55,400 Oh, no, but it's not, like, mean or anything. 451 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,170 I mean, the girls know they're ugly, right? 452 00:22:57,170 --> 00:23:00,100 Who did Chad bring to the party the night that he won? 453 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,400 This girl Paulette. 454 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:04,380 Why do you want to talk about ugly girls so much? 455 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:06,430 Come on, let's go get naked and cuddle. 456 00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:08,190 Just kind of see what's what. 458 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:09,600 Major? 459 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:12,350 I found you under the case of Emergency on this guy's phone. 460 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,310 You should probably come get him. 461 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:15,570 Where are you? 462 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,980 Billy Club, downtown. 463 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,570 Okay, I'm on my way. 464 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:37,600 I got you, bro. I got you. 466 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,610 217 Emerson Street. 467 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,670 You guys are the best. 468 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:08,070 And can I just say just how glad I am 469 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:11,290 that we're all in the know over the whole zombie thing. 470 00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:15,180 Not cool, bro. 471 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:16,150 I am your bro. 472 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,690 Let's go! Move it! 473 00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:19,040 And I'm your bro. 475 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,690 And I'm your bro. 476 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,040 And I'm a bro to whoever is texting you. 477 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,770 What the hell? 478 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:34,270 They can hear you. They're always listening. 479 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,260 Guys, guys... 480 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,790 We should get matching tattoos. 481 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,460 Am I that messed up, or are you wearing police tape? 482 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,480 You're that messed up. 483 00:24:56,890 --> 00:25:00,710 Aspirin. Water. Electrolytes. 484 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,960 And I thought paper towels were a good idea. 485 00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:05,980 You're not gonna want to, 486 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:08,550 but you should try to drink lots of fluids. 487 00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:15,810 I'll leave you to it. Good luck. 488 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:19,590 Can you stay? 489 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,020 I won't let anything happen to you. 490 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:14,060 And I won't shave your eyebrows. 491 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:30,670 So I checked into that Dog Fight winner, like you suggested. 492 00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:32,920 Paulette Mosley. She's on her way in. 493 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,350 Oh, damn. 494 00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:36,180 What? 495 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,930 What if she doesn't know about the Dog Fight? 496 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:40,980 They probably don't tell them, right? 497 00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:43,860 If you tell her, you could destroy this poor girl. 498 00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,450 I have to ask her. It's motive. 499 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:46,940 It's why we're bringing her in. 500 00:26:47,210 --> 00:26:48,500 You're on your own, bro. 501 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,180 Tragedy needs the plus time for funny. 502 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:52,600 This needs plus time. 503 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,490 You know it's probably irrelevant anyway. 504 00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:55,840 Based on the photos from the frat party, 505 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,120 the killer had to be over six-feet tall. 506 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,620 Are you Babineaux? 507 00:27:23,870 --> 00:27:25,140 I don't think she knew. 509 00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:35,800 11:52 P.M. Heart rate is... 511 00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:38,540 - I love you! - You want? 512 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,050 - I love you! - You love me? 513 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:46,340 That's so amazing. Uh-huh. I love you. 515 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,610 Bubbles are magical. 517 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:56,340 I'm lagging, swagging, high on the wagon that she dragging 518 00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:59,130 blow her brain out the back with the goods I'm packing... 519 00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:06,090 Major, you know what we need for the house? Velvet. 520 00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:10,070 Major. Major. Major. 521 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,570 Major. Major. 522 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,950 Oh, no, I was... I was just 523 00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:17,370 listening to a thing a friend sent. A jokey bit. 524 00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:18,500 I hope it was funny 'cause 525 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,550 things are getting ready to get gruesome. 526 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:21,930 Prepare yourself. 527 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,670 - It's pretty gnarly. - Trust me, I'm more than used to... 528 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:28,980 You never get used to it. 529 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,200 I'll be right back. I've got three more just like this one. 531 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,870 He knocked off all four dealers. Tortured them. 532 00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:45,740 There's no way that he'd give me up. There's no way! 533 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,420 Speedy, take it easy. 534 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:49,410 - He's coming after me. - Speedy. 535 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:51,120 You know he's coming after me. 536 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,690 That's why you have to lay low, Speedy. You hear me? 537 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,040 You don't talk to anyone. I'll handle this. 538 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,860 - Okay. - You call me anytime. 539 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:00,410 It's us against them, brother. I got you. 540 00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:03,500 Is everything okay? 541 00:29:05,970 --> 00:29:07,360 Fine and dandy. 542 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,270 All four victims are missing teeth and fingernails. 543 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:13,960 The detective on the case thinks someone was sending a message. 544 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,310 And this is the guy who sold you and Major Utopium at the club? 545 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,590 I buy drugs one time, 546 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:22,630 purely for research purposes, and this is what happens. 547 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,160 How bad must my karma be? 548 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,380 Ever think it was his karma? 549 00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:30,400 Hey, I haven't been able to reach you. 550 00:29:30,470 --> 00:29:32,500 Oh. Someone ran over my phone. 551 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,800 I found a shop in Tacoma that carries our elusive costume. 552 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,690 Got a name for the girl 553 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:39,400 who rented it the night of the frat party. 554 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,190 Apparently, she rented it for her boyfriend. 555 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,110 They're on their way in. 556 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,140 Let's go. 557 00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:47,060 Captain Wozzles is awesome. 558 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:49,290 Um, why do you want to talk about the costume? 559 00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:51,260 I swear, it wasn't damaged when we returned it. 560 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:52,650 Are they saying that it was damaged? 561 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,280 A student was murdered at a Pac West frat party. 562 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,030 We have reason to believe 563 00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:58,190 the killer wore a Captain Wozzles costume. 564 00:29:58,190 --> 00:30:01,010 Wow, I didn't see any blood on it or anything. 565 00:30:01,010 --> 00:30:03,920 The murder happened while you were in possession of the costume. 566 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,370 I haven't been able to locate another one. 567 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,870 Wait, I don't understand. You think it was me? 568 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,650 'Cause I haven't been to a frat party ever in my life. - 569 00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:13,490 We just moved here from Spokane a few months ago. 570 00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:16,400 Can you tell us where you were two nights ago? Around 10 P.M.? 571 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,960 I was at home with Becky. We were just hanging out at home. 572 00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:22,260 He was with me all night. I swear. 573 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:23,720 So, you rented the costume, 574 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,940 and then just stayed home and didn't use it? 575 00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:28,120 No, like... 576 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:32,310 I used it. I used it. I just... 577 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,520 I wore it at home. 578 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,790 You just wore a Captain Wozzles costume in your living room? 579 00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:40,730 Uh... I'm a furry. 580 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:45,490 - A what? - I'm into costumes that look like stuffed animals. 581 00:30:47,370 --> 00:30:49,330 Like sexually. 582 00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:51,320 It's a fetish, okay? 583 00:30:52,390 --> 00:30:55,050 I was not expecting that. 584 00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:59,490 Here's what I'm going to need. I'm going to need details, photos. 585 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,570 We don't need details or photos. 586 00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:03,340 Unless you have them, and they're hilarious. 587 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:06,400 We definitely don't need details or photos. 588 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:08,940 Yes, we do. 589 00:31:10,030 --> 00:31:13,980 What would be more shocking, that sweet-faced kid as a murderer, 590 00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:17,260 or that kid getting his freak on dressed as a stuffed animal? 591 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:19,740 Sonny doesn't appear to have any connection to Chad, 592 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:22,890 or the frat, or even the college. Where's the motive? 593 00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:26,140 There has to be another Captain Wozzles costume out there. 594 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,750 I haven't been able to locate another anywhere. 595 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:31,890 Maybe it was the actual Captain Wozzles? 597 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:35,010 Blaine! 598 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:38,700 Wait. 599 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:41,360 I wasn't finished. 600 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:44,000 Okay. Don't go too far this time. 601 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,830 More milky Tilda Swinton, less Casper's ass. 602 00:31:47,890 --> 00:31:49,880 - Yeah? Good. - Yeah. 603 00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:51,210 Sir. 604 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,880 There's a man outside says he wants to see you. 605 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,280 Doesn't have an appointment. 606 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,620 What do I care, Nina? Send him away. 607 00:31:57,730 --> 00:31:59,780 Uh, he scares me. 608 00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:14,590 Send him in. Take an early lunch. 609 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,110 Stacey Boss controls narcotics, 610 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:23,090 bookmaking, prostitution, 611 00:32:23,090 --> 00:32:26,790 smuggling, trafficking, murder for hire, DVD late fees. 612 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,050 People in Seattle can't 613 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,110 get mugged without him getting his beak wet. 614 00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:33,310 One in eight cops and one in three judges are on his payroll. 615 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,670 I worked for the guy. 616 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,990 Tell me something I don't know. 617 00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:37,550 That I don't want to die? 618 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,210 Because if you're really asking me to use the powers 619 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:42,480 of the DA's office to bring down Mr. Boss... 620 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,110 First, you're already dead. 621 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:47,170 Get over it. 622 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:49,750 Second, once you hold a press conference 623 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,320 declaring him public enemy number one and that you, 624 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,300 Floyd Baracus, Eliot Ness-like paragon of virtue 626 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:58,360 will be the public servant who puts him in jail, 627 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,690 you'll be... What's the word? Ah, yes. 628 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:04,760 Untouchable. Next stop, mayor's office. 629 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,340 No one cares about Mr. Boss anymore. 630 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,960 He's an institution around here. 631 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,640 He's like the monorail or salmon tossing. 632 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,530 - We're used to him. - That was yesterday. 633 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:14,550 Today's a bit different. 634 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,150 - Don't you read the papers? - I saw it. 635 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:18,220 More dead drug dealers. It won't change things. 636 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:19,440 Sure about that? 637 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:21,790 Take a look at these kids. 638 00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:25,290 Attractive. Well-to-do. Good families. 639 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:28,070 Nobody cared when he was killing the unwashed masses. 640 00:33:28,070 --> 00:33:29,630 But now he's moved to new territories, 641 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,920 where people register to vote. 642 00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:35,080 Protecting rich white kids is your job. 643 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:37,740 You've just been handed the political will to take him down. 644 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:39,810 You know how risky it would be to take on Mr. Boss? 645 00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:42,040 I bet you wish you had the choice, huh? 646 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:44,680 I'll need cash. 647 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:45,920 You get paid in brains. 648 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,410 I'll have to grease a lot of palms 649 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:49,290 in order to get any movement on this case. 650 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,320 One in eight cops. One in three judges. Remember? 651 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:54,780 I'll get you the cash. 652 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,670 Do you have any idea what you're starting here? 653 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,710 I believe I do. 654 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,680 Wakey-wakey, Speedy. 655 00:34:09,490 --> 00:34:12,880 - No. No. No! - Mr. Boss sends his regards. 657 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,360 And Alexander wept 658 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,130 when he realized there were no more worlds to conquer. 659 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:25,770 Did you weep, Angus? 660 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,670 Let me guess, business has been so bad 661 00:34:28,670 --> 00:34:30,630 you're reduced to making your own deliveries. 662 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:33,980 No. The only brains I brought today are right up here. 663 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,280 And wouldn't you love a bite of those bad boys. 664 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,410 No need. I've read Oedipus. 666 00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:44,330 Oedipus requires a living mother, but, hey. 667 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,480 How could you have seen the warning signs? 668 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,100 Don't all wives lock themselves 669 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,290 alone in their room for weeks at a time, 670 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,870 claiming they want to die? 671 00:34:52,430 --> 00:34:55,170 And why would it even occur to you to lock up your Beretta? 672 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:57,220 You're a whiny bitch. 673 00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,920 So obvious that you didn't get that from me. 674 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,320 What was it Madonna said? Papa, don't preach. 675 00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:07,350 And business is booming, thank you for asking. 676 00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:08,670 My client list keeps growing, 677 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:11,700 but don't worry. You never forget your first customer. 678 00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:15,130 Son turns father into a member of the undead. 679 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:19,230 Gee. Why did Oedipus even cross my mind? 680 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:20,860 What is it you want? 681 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:24,890 What does anyone ever want from you, Angus? Money. 682 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,510 Lots of it. 683 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,930 On top of the 25k a month for brains? 684 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:33,190 You should learn to live within your means. 685 00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:38,400 If you don't mind, what shortcut are you taking this time, huh? 686 00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:41,010 It's always the same for you, isn't it? 687 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:43,530 Always looking for the easy way out. 688 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:46,480 Least amount of talent required. 689 00:35:49,090 --> 00:35:51,790 Least amount of effort. 690 00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:53,100 What does the PowerPoint look like 691 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,500 for your inspirational climb up the ladder? 692 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,760 Step one. Have your father 693 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,830 who built the company institutionalized. 694 00:35:59,830 --> 00:36:02,410 Step two. Move into his office. 695 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,460 Your Horatio Alger story was a phone call. 696 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,330 The strings I pulled to get 697 00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:16,240 my party boy son into Wharton. 698 00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:20,190 You couldn't make it one semester. 699 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:25,830 Dad. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad... 700 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:29,830 This widget's gonna lutionize the way we listen to music, 701 00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:32,430 rent apartments, hook up. 702 00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:34,960 I just need some startup capital. 703 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,020 I always knew the request was coming, because you'd manage 704 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:43,870 to hide your hate for me for a few weeks leading up to the pitch. 705 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,870 And I would just give in. 706 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,510 I guess that's how this story ends. 707 00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:50,370 No. 708 00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:53,640 This story ends with me taking this chair, 709 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,020 this desk, this office, your entire company. 710 00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:59,600 The only thing that means anything to you. 711 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,890 I'll watch you walk out of here 712 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:04,680 with a cardboard box full of paperclips and K-Cups. 713 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,980 It's the dream that gets me out of bed each day. 714 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,000 And after I watch that play out, 715 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:13,520 I'm gonna stick you in the same hellhole where you stuck Grandpa. 716 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,290 - He babied you. - He loved me. 717 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:19,580 You just don't know the difference. 718 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,220 Make it out for half a million. 719 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:30,890 Look at me. 720 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:33,370 Chip off the old block. 722 00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:36,320 Katy Perry. Kate Upton. Kate Middleton. 724 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,240 I mean, all three doable and datable. This game is impossible. 725 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:43,950 By the time I got the Captain Wozzles costume from the shop, 726 00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:45,140 it had already been laundered. 727 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:47,600 I was hoping Forensics could still get something off of it. 728 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,870 I'm kind of glad they couldn't, 729 00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:51,180 after what our furry friends told us. 730 00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:56,260 Do Dylan McDermott. Date Bob Dylan. 731 00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:58,030 Delete Dermot Mulroney. 732 00:37:58,030 --> 00:37:59,830 Really? Did you not see his turn on New Girl? 733 00:37:59,830 --> 00:38:02,360 - I found him delightful. - Oh, I thought Dylan McDermott was 734 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,160 from My Best Friend's Wedding. 735 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:07,150 - That's Dermot Mulroney. - I deleted the wrong Dermot! 736 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,810 Wait a minute. 737 00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:12,530 - What if... - What if the wrong guy got killed? 738 00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:16,470 I couldn't find a connection to you and the murder victim 739 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,380 because there wasn't one. 740 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,610 But I've got some bad news for you, son. 741 00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:23,240 This Chad Wolcoff, the one you killed, 742 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,150 he's not who ran over your father in a drunk-driving accident. 743 00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:27,490 No, that would be 744 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,950 this Chad Wolcoff, 745 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,320 from your hometown of Spokane. 746 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:34,130 You murdered an innocent man. 747 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,370 Chad Wolcoff of Spokane, the one you believed you were killing, 748 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,970 has spent the past five years speaking at high schools 749 00:38:39,970 --> 00:38:41,490 about the dangers of drunk driving. 750 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:44,510 He was trying to make amends for what he did to your family. 751 00:38:58,220 --> 00:39:02,400 My dad was working up on Highway 2, putting in a guardrail. 752 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,450 This drunk 15-year-old kid 753 00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:08,800 doing 95 skids right into him. 754 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,080 All I knew about the guy 755 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,800 who killed dad was he was a few years older than me 756 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,220 and his name was Chad Wolcoff. 757 00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:23,800 Every once in a while, I would google this Chad Wolcoff. 758 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,450 Until I finally got a hit last year. He was the right age. 759 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:29,590 I had to see him, 760 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,930 the guy who destroyed my family. 761 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:37,020 And when I did, he was just this idiot drunk, 762 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:39,510 and he didn't care that he killed my dad. 763 00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:43,440 He didn't have a care in the world. 764 00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:45,540 And now you're saying that 765 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,770 this wasn't him? 766 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,900 That this is just some guy? And he didn't do anything? 767 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,940 He didn't do anything? 768 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,870 He didn't do anything. 769 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:00,520 Oh, no. 770 00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:07,520 You have the right to remain silent. 771 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,120 Anything you say can and 772 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,430 will be used against you in a court of law. 773 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,320 Our lives are a collection of choices. 774 00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:18,010 Sonny chose to avenge his father. 775 00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:21,500 I chose to not tell my fiance I'm a zombie. 776 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:23,830 We make our own beds. 777 00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:25,510 Seems beneath our dignity to whine 778 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,410 when we're forced to sleep in them. 779 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,680 But Major held me... held me and told me 780 00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:33,760 he wouldn't let anything happen to me. 781 00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:37,590 Maybe, just this once, there's a do-over. 782 00:40:39,410 --> 00:40:40,790 Major left a message. 783 00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:41,950 He wanted me to come pick 784 00:40:41,950 --> 00:40:43,800 up the replacement cell phone he bought for me. 785 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,930 The...the phone. Yeah. 786 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:51,050 Oh. I thought he'd be home. 787 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,280 Oh, no, he is. He is. He's... 788 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,280 It's fine. I just want to go say hi. 789 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,320 We're back on speaking terms. Baby steps, I know. 790 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,220 Major? It's me. 791 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,340 I left the phone with Ravi. 792 00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:13,820 I just wanted to say hi. 793 00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:16,540 Kinda busy. 819 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:55,780 {\an5}{\pos(226,200)}www.ZiMuZu.tv 826 00:09:39,460 --> 00:10:19,580 {\an5}{\pos(338,27)}www.ZiMuZu.tv