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Previously on iZombie,
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One day, they decided
to wall off the city
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and 72 hours later
we're living in Baghdad.
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Most of you were
thrown out of your homes
for being zombies.
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The key to our survival
is integration.
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She scratched me.
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Look at what that bitch did.
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Hey, stop that.
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Liv, I know you're
a bloody romantic brain
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but I need you to focus.
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This is Tim,
the love of my life.
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I saw Bozzio last night
at the Scratching Post.
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She was cheating on Clive.
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Renegade's operation
turns more humans into zombies
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than all other carrier
that's combined.
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You bring me Renegade,
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you go back to running
your establishments in peace.
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Bruce.
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They were desperate people
over the wall to kill them.
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I've done this a million times.
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Our coyote brooms
is en garde.
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We're dealing
with a serial killer.
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I guess late at night is
when the cockroaches come out.
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So sorry. Was this yours?
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I didn't know you was here, sir.
I thought these were just garbage.
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You think I eat garbage?
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Like some kind of a trash compactor?
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- Like a bum? Like you?
- No, no, I...
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Relax, man,
I'm just having fun.
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- I'm Russ.
- Yeah.
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God!
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You broke my damn arm!
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I'm from Fillmore-Graves,
and we don't play.
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Look, Clive.
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My dinner has a hat on it.
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See, these brain rations aren't so bad.
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Nothing tastes as good as skinny...
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Feels?
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The incinerator is the only place
we know Bruce has been.
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Keep your eye on that door.
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Dear Diary.
Some mid-year resolutions.
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Learn to love dieting.
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Stop flirting with the mailman.
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And catch Bruce Holtz,
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the serial-killing, human smuggler
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that Clive and I
have been staking out all week.
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Poor Clive keeps sifting
through the evidence,
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hoping to find something
more than my vision
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that can connect Bruce to the victims.
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But those odds seem bleaker
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than finding a pair
of size eight Manolo Blahniks
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at a Barney's Warehouse sale.
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And so, I couldn't help but wonder,
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had this hopeless romantic brain
just left me hopeless?
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Being hot-boxed by Carne Asada
here isn't helping.
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But Bruce isn't the only mystery man
keeping me up at night.
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Tim. My lobster.
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My Dawson.
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My soulmate.
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That dreamy smile.
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- Liv?
- Those sexy, piercing eyes...
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Not this again.
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Lips so perfect,
I keep asking myself...
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- Is that Colin Firth?
- Where?
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You're a secret mean girl.
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You don't even know his last name. Look. You wrote, "Mrs. Tim's wife."
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Clive, what's even in a last name?
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- Accountability.
- Overrated.
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All I need, is for Tim to come back
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to human-zombie night
so we can rekindle our flame.
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Here, Seattle.
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It's too easy.
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I'm glad something is.
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Since it's been three days,
and no one can find
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the camera phone video of Tucker Fritz
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getting called up to Team Z
by our very own cadet.
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What's the plan to
correct this situation, Lillywhite?
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We're gonna start hitting places
where zombies aren't exactly welcome.
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- Dead Ender territory.
- Good.
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Get it done before this video
bites us in the ass.
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We get it, bro.
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Do you, Gladwell?
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Then you also must get
that the only reason
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you're not a popsicle already
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is because those breeders
don't know what they have.
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They have a video of me
scratching a douchebag.
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They have a video
of a Fillmore-Graves soldier
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scratching an unarmed human civilian.
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That's America's worst nightmare.
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Find the video.
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Before Tucker and his friends
figure that out.
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Tucker.
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You can't be here anymore.
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- Yeah, but...
- Pop, easy does it.
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You can make an exception, can't you?
Just this once?
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One beer.
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For old times' sake.
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Rosie just walked out on me.
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Wasn't even a discussion.
Just, "Sayonara, dickweed."
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- Sackman, where are you going?
- I think he's giving Rosie a call.
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Hell yeah. I think he's heading
straight to her place.
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Thanks.
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You're not gonna put
hot sauce in it, are you?
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Because I think I'd puke.
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Let's get a refill.
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So, how's zombie life?
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It sucks.
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I'm kind of a mess, actually.
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You remember the first time
we got hammered?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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With those girls in the 10th grade?
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- Josie and...
- Mary Ann.
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Ooh, I love me some Mary Ann.
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So much, that when she took that
cheap-ass tequila out of her backpack,
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I tried to down
the whole thing in one rip...
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And then you chucked it right back up,
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all over that lacy-ass shirt
that she made you dry clean.
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That night, when I was a mess,
you made sure I got home safe.
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Took care of me.
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You've always done
the right thing, Tucker.
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Now shouldn't be any different.
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Talk to me, all right...
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You'll be all right.
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I'm not gonna be a zombie.
We made a pact. So do it!
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Hey, no. No. Hey. Don't do that.
He doesn't mean it.
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Do it!
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Come on.
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Tanner, Tanner, Tanner.
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When are you gonna get it
through your thick skull
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to lock the back door?
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It's these back-to-back night shifts.
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I get all scatterbrained.
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Yeah, I'm gonna scatter
your brains across the wall
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if I hear any more bitching.
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I know plenty of zombies
that would kill for your gig.
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I dunno, Blaine.
Maybe we should give one of them a call.
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Maybe.
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But then, of course,
we'd have to trick them into working full-time without benefits.
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And we never pay overtime,
which even I feel bad about.
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So, how about we just take
the path of least resistance?
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And, Tanner,
you learn how to lock the door.
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So, I'm...
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Underpaid?
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- Tremendously.
- No.
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Tan-man, why don't you go
fix yourself a club soda?
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Have you lost your damn mind?
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I'm sorry, I'm on these loose-lip brains,
hence, the loose lips.
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Do you know I sleep completely naked?
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- I'm not surprised.
- Yeah.
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Look, Chase Graves wants me
to track down this old lady
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who runs a coyote organization,
code name "Renegade,"
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so I took one of my 16 zombie cures,
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turned one of her old customers
back into a human
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so I could eat his brains,
so I could get his visions,
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so I could find this "Renegade."
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You have the zombie cures?
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My God!
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We're gonna be billionaires!
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No, no. I am a potential billionaire.
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You are a man who's desperate
to prove his loyalty to me,
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so you can reap
the benefits of my success.
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That's fair.
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So here's your chance.
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I need all eyes on deck
for these Renegade visions.
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You have nothing to fear
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but perhaps spilling your
deepest and darkest secrets.
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Why not? I am a team player.
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After all, there is no "I" in billionaire.
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- There's two.
- There's three.
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The third is silent.
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To life,
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liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
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You know, I've never been happy.
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Not even as a child.
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This is about to get real.
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So, I swear, I'm not making this up.
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Larry, Moe and Hurley.
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Their names are Larry Nunn, Moreece Dubois and Doug Hurley.
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Larry, Moe and Hurley. That's insane.
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It'd be insane if the last one was Curly.
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Like the Stooges.
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So, I cross-referenced these victims
with their missing persons reports
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and all of them were...
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All of them were from outside of Seattle,
all were from wealthy families
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and all contacted one Bruce Holtz
through the same message board.
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So, let me show you.
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- Ooh!
- "Liv from The Scratching Post.
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Tim, my blue crew twinsie.
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You stole a kiss, then stole my heart."
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Liv, you didn't.
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You did not post a Missed Connection...
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"I believe in feta"?
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Fate!
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I was very hungry.
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"And I know you felt our soulmate bond.
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I'll be at human-zombie night
again this Tuesday.
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Meet me there.
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I wanna spend the rest of my life
decomposing with you."
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What? What?
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It's zombie romance.
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- No.
- No, no, no, no.
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It's desperate.
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It's what someone would point to
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if you decapitated a stranger
at the back of a bus
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and they were looking for warning signs.
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Speaking of,
if Bruce found all of his victims
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on this message board,
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we should try to contact him the same way.
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Way ahead of you.
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We should make
our potential mark sound rich.
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Still way ahead of you.
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"Dr. Alistair Manningham-Chabra.
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I rowed at Eton,
bowled for the Cambridge cricket team.
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I currently reside at a
1200-acre estate in Basingstoke,
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though, for my sins, I find myself here
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on what I presumed would be
a brief business trip.
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Please, you must help me
return to England,
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to my beloved wife,
now pregnant with child,
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no matter what cost."
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I love the new accent.
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Very Mark Darcy.
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- That was a new accent?
- Hi.
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Hi.
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You texted me.
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Said you grabbed my coffee mug by mistake?
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No, I...
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Thought it was mine.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Okay.
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Was that your attempt
at orchestrating a meet cute?
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It was more of a mug cute.
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Or a meet cup.
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Do not pile onto this parent trap.
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You're really putting
the "no" in Babineaux!
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Excuse me. Is the art teacher brain local?
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Yes, she died right here
in the Rainier Valley.
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Screaming like a banshee.
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You don't wanna know. House fire.
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And this brain, the Organic Chemist?
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No, glorified intern.
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Don't wanna waste your money.
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Is that the guy
in charge of Fillmore-Graves?
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Fillmore-Graves. Shh!
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Hello, officers.
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How are you?
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- It is.
- Is he a friend of yours?
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No, no, no. He blackmails me.
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That fell on the floor.
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Enjoy.
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If my sister was as hot as yours,
I'd be proud of it.
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I just had a vision, talking
to a couple I can barely stomach.
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Renegade is operating out of a laundromat.
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Nice. Which one?
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There's more than one?
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I don't know anything
about laundromats, I'm rich.
256
00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:13,724
My mom still does my laundry.
257
00:14:14,558 --> 00:14:16,769
Just one less thing for me
to have to worry about.
258
00:14:17,228 --> 00:14:18,479
And she really enjoys it.
259
00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:21,315
Hey, I forgot to tell you about
the other night at the Post.
260
00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:25,237
One of those Fillmore-Graves guys came in,
beat the hell out of some poor kid.
261
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,239
I've got no problem with that.
262
00:14:27,447 --> 00:14:29,783
Yeah, those big-spending horny soldiers,
263
00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:31,701
they can do whatever they want.
264
00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:35,206
Fillmore-Graves loves humans
more than they love you.
265
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,461
They want you to look like humans.
They don't want you eating humans.
266
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,259
And look what they do to zombies.
267
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,054
- They hate their own kind.
- Right you are, my child.
268
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:54,436
Because they do not live by
the Good Word of Brother Love.
269
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,896
- Amen.
- Amen.
270
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,566
Amen.
271
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:11,037
Their God
goes by different names. Greed.
272
00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:14,040
- Power.
- Hell, no.
273
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,042
Filthy, filthy lucre.
274
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:18,086
- No.
- Make them pay.
275
00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:27,138
Fillmore-Graves doesn't care about you.
276
00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:33,103
They left you to starve in the streets
while they stay fat in their ivory towers.
277
00:15:36,398 --> 00:15:39,152
We know they do,
and you all suffer for it.
278
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:42,489
And every devil falls from grace.
279
00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:47,535
The time has come
for Fillmore-Graves to pay for their sins.
280
00:15:47,619 --> 00:15:49,538
And they will pay for them in blood.
281
00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:50,956
- Amen.
- Amen.
282
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,958
- I said, "Amen."
- Amen.
283
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:55,294
- So God can hear you.
- Amen!
284
00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:58,757
- So I can hear you.
- Amen!
285
00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:07,809
Yes!
286
00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:16,400
One cup sugar, two eggs,
two teaspoons of vanilla extract.
287
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:20,280
If only the recipe for love
was as simple as a butter cream cake.
288
00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:23,033
Whoa.
289
00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:24,910
I remember this episode of Grey's Anatomy.
290
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:27,831
I can't find Tim or the vanilla extract.
291
00:16:27,914 --> 00:16:30,250
What if he doesn't come
to The Scratching Post tomorrow night?
292
00:16:32,085 --> 00:16:34,420
And why did I make
all this food I can't eat?
293
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:36,005
God.
294
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,513
Remember what we talked about?
295
00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:45,516
Using police resources to find Tim
is an abuse of power? Yes. But also, fate, Liv.
296
00:16:48,603 --> 00:16:50,021
If Tim's a no-show, it's not meant to be,
297
00:16:50,105 --> 00:16:52,315
and you're meant to party
with your awesome friends.
298
00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:53,775
Like, me and Ravi.
299
00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:56,279
I knew it. You two are getting back...
300
00:16:56,362 --> 00:16:58,990
- Not even a little bit.
- Please.
301
00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:01,576
I could cut the sexual tension
between you and Ravi
302
00:17:01,659 --> 00:17:03,786
with my artisanal cherrywood tomato knife.
303
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,873
I know Nancy Meyers
is holding your brain hostage,
304
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:07,207
so I'm gonna let one that slide.
305
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,876
Speaking of triangles,
306
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,420
how did Clive react
to his lady cheating on him?
307
00:17:14,924 --> 00:17:16,509
You got to tell him, Liv.
308
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,470
You try telling Clive
that his forever person
309
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:22,223
is looser than a bucket of fishing worms.
310
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,155
I found it.
311
00:17:36,698 --> 00:17:37,741
Brother.
312
00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:43,998
We're losing momentum on this.
I can feel it.
313
00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:46,083
I was hoping Ravi
would have heard something
314
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,668
from our killer coyote by now.
315
00:17:47,752 --> 00:17:48,961
Me, too.
316
00:17:49,378 --> 00:17:50,963
Bruce must get dozens of emails a day
317
00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:53,425
from people wanting to get into
and out of Seattle.
318
00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:56,553
Unfortunately, Ravi's email
got just as much love
319
00:17:56,637 --> 00:17:58,138
as my missed connection.
320
00:17:58,221 --> 00:18:01,016
None. Nada. Ixnay.
321
00:18:01,391 --> 00:18:03,728
What we needed was expert advice.
322
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:08,024
What those people are looking for
is different than what I'm looking for.
323
00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:10,693
I'm trying to find people with real need.
324
00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:13,280
Those criminal coyotes
that you're talking about?
325
00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:18,077
They're looking for wealth,
desperation, people easy to manipulate.
326
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,371
Can you write that letter?
327
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:24,584
Can I write a desperate letter,
begging for a man to notice me?
328
00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:26,836
- Shouldn't be a problem.
- Good.
329
00:18:28,004 --> 00:18:29,714
I'm glad to see you haven't given up.
330
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:31,049
It's not your style.
331
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:32,718
How do you know so much about me?
332
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:35,721
I have been watching you for years.
333
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,265
Almost as long as I've been undead.
334
00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:40,476
You weren't turned by Fillmore-Graves?
335
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:42,854
You know, I'm not really sure
how it happened.
336
00:18:43,438 --> 00:18:46,191
I just know I woke up one day
with the hunger.
337
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:52,198
I got a call from a guy who said
he could keep me fed for a price.
338
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,159
And then I had a vision.
339
00:18:56,744 --> 00:19:02,001
I was looking in a mirror,
and I was this homeless kid
340
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,711
that I used to see out on the pier.
341
00:19:04,628 --> 00:19:05,963
Couldn't be more than 16.
342
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:11,428
And that's when I realized that
this man that was "keeping me fed"
343
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:13,847
was murdering people.
344
00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:16,725
Murdering kids.
345
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:20,438
So, I tried to stop it.
346
00:19:20,646 --> 00:19:22,857
I told the police everything.
347
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,318
Zombies, brains, dead kids,
348
00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:29,322
but they laughed me out of the office.
349
00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:34,578
Three days later,
my husband Max was murdered.
350
00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:36,705
Somehow, they knew what I had done.
351
00:19:37,581 --> 00:19:39,625
That was the first time I saw you.
352
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,002
At the morgue.
353
00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:46,966
When they killed Max, I just...
354
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,136
Shut down.
355
00:19:50,304 --> 00:19:51,472
Just like they wanted.
356
00:19:52,723 --> 00:19:57,729
Later, 10,000 people
were turned into zombies.
357
00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:02,859
And I didn't do anything else to stop it.
358
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:05,653
Is that why you started doing this?
359
00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:09,492
I started this for the same reason
360
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,078
you started eating
murdered people's brains.
361
00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:14,413
To feel needed.
362
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:17,501
To feel of use.
363
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:27,637
- Friendly bunch.
- Aren't they?
364
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:35,979
Major.
365
00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:38,524
Isn't that our guy?
366
00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:41,151
Stay cool. Psst.
367
00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,826
Hey, fellas.
368
00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:49,536
Where's the video?
369
00:20:49,619 --> 00:20:51,621
And don't pretend like you don't know
what I'm talking about.
370
00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,581
- You want that video?
- We do. So killing my best friend wasn't enough?
371
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:57,169
You want to cherish the memory?
372
00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:00,589
You. Where's your phone?
373
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,174
I'm prepared to give you $1,000 for it.
374
00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,051
It's your unlucky day, I guess.
375
00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:06,930
My phone was recently stolen.
376
00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:09,224
Stolen?
377
00:21:09,307 --> 00:21:11,601
- By a shiftless zombie, of course.
- You know the zombie's name? - Tucker.
378
00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:15,773
Probably didn't want the world to see him
379
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,733
get his ass kicked
by a little zombie bitch.
380
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,444
I wonder how tough you'd be
without that gun.
381
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:23,364
Back off.
382
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,741
Be cool.
383
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,452
Listen to your girlfriend, man. Be cool.
384
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,497
I'm gonna need your number
so I can track the phone down.
385
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,082
I'll give you $500 for it.
386
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,752
Yeah, but I know
you got 1,000 bucks on you.
387
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:38,423
If you were gonna turn me into a zombie,
I'd want you to do it the fun way.
388
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,674
You know what I'm saying?
389
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:45,973
Way to go, pal.
390
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,434
You just lost your friend $500.
391
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,399
Give me the number
or you'll spend the next week
392
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,484
in a Fillmore-Graves re-education camp.
393
00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:58,862
Or, for your dumb ass, an education camp.
394
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,670
I can't believe he responded.
395
00:22:13,754 --> 00:22:15,547
- We're doing this.
- Well, it's almost time.
396
00:22:15,631 --> 00:22:17,799
- You know what you've got to do, right?
- Yeah, we've been through this.
397
00:22:18,091 --> 00:22:20,260
I just need to get into character.
398
00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:24,766
"The rain in Spain
stays mainly on the plain.
399
00:22:25,225 --> 00:22:27,018
The rain in Spain..."
400
00:22:27,101 --> 00:22:28,937
"Hello, Ravi. I'm a good girl, I am."
401
00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:30,940
Liv, I'm trying to channel Prince William
402
00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:33,150
and you sound like a garbage disposal
with a vocal fry.
403
00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:34,944
I thought you were doing My Fair Lady,
404
00:22:35,027 --> 00:22:36,612
the OG makeover movie.
405
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,243
Break a leg.
406
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,748
Hello.
407
00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:50,962
Dr. Manningham-Chabra,
thank you for contacting me.
408
00:22:51,462 --> 00:22:54,423
I'm so sorry you've been separated
from your loved ones.
409
00:22:56,092 --> 00:23:00,138
I can't tell you what a relief it was
to hear back from you.
410
00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:04,184
That sculpture, it's wonderful.
411
00:23:07,896 --> 00:23:10,274
Is that a Malayan or a Siberian?
412
00:23:13,027 --> 00:23:15,113
It's Malayan, of course!
413
00:23:15,446 --> 00:23:18,032
You've got a good eye, sir.
414
00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:23,539
That piece is called "La Tigre d' Oro"
415
00:23:23,998 --> 00:23:27,292
and is a solid gold relic
from the Cinque Terre villages.
416
00:23:27,668 --> 00:23:30,547
It was gifted to me
by Prince Albert, Duke of Kent.
417
00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:34,384
Between us, he lost a bet.
418
00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:37,805
And that's why I never drink
Glenmorangie at the Grand Prix.
419
00:23:39,348 --> 00:23:41,058
All right, then. Let's do this.
420
00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:43,352
I'll give you a time and a place to meet,
421
00:23:43,686 --> 00:23:44,729
you make sure you bring the cash.
422
00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:48,150
Within 72 hours, you'll be back
in Merry Olde England.
423
00:23:48,442 --> 00:23:49,276
Superb.
424
00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:57,952
Ravi is a good liar.
425
00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:00,288
Like Sandra Bullock in
While You Were Sleeping good.
426
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:01,956
You think so?
427
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,750
I thought he was chewing too much scenery.
428
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:07,337
You know, I'm so glad
that my soulmate is a zombie.
429
00:24:07,421 --> 00:24:09,339
Trying to date another human
would be a disaster.
430
00:24:09,423 --> 00:24:10,758
It was with Major.
431
00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:14,011
I'm gonna connect with SWAT. I'll...
432
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:16,431
I think that you should
break up with Bozzio.
433
00:24:17,974 --> 00:24:19,684
Where the hell is this coming from?
434
00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:22,103
It's just... It's never gonna work.
435
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:30,613
I know you're pretty used to saying
whatever you want without consequence,
436
00:24:30,821 --> 00:24:33,949
so let me draw a very clear
boundary for you right now.
437
00:24:35,285 --> 00:24:38,622
My relationship with Dale
is none of your business. And there's not a brain in the world
you could be on that would change that.
438
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,507
Not that it matters,
because I suspect this is coming from you.
439
00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:50,676
So stop.
440
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:01,647
The phone is in there?
441
00:25:01,814 --> 00:25:03,524
According to this phone tracker app.
442
00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:06,111
What is this place?
443
00:25:07,654 --> 00:25:10,782
- A church for zombies?
- That's what it looks like.
444
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,784
Beats a church for humans.
445
00:25:12,992 --> 00:25:14,495
Let's check it out.
446
00:25:17,331 --> 00:25:18,332
Whoa.
447
00:25:18,874 --> 00:25:20,334
Is that the guy you scratched?
448
00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:22,336
Once a zealot...
449
00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:23,839
Hey, Tucker.
450
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,133
Can we have a word?
451
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:32,807
Hey, Tucker.
452
00:25:38,187 --> 00:25:39,772
We need the phone.
453
00:25:39,856 --> 00:25:41,149
The one you took.
454
00:25:41,482 --> 00:25:42,609
Don't tell me you don't have it.
455
00:25:48,282 --> 00:25:49,283
Okay.
456
00:25:50,033 --> 00:25:51,703
But it's not gonna do you much good.
457
00:25:53,037 --> 00:25:57,292
Brother Love says that the age
of Fillmore-Graves' greed
458
00:25:58,626 --> 00:25:59,460
is at an end.
459
00:25:59,544 --> 00:26:01,881
- That's right.
- True.
460
00:26:01,964 --> 00:26:02,965
Let's go.
461
00:26:03,674 --> 00:26:06,218
Our God is a vengeful God.
462
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,683
Just keep walking.
463
00:26:12,184 --> 00:26:14,477
Every devil falls from grace.
464
00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:18,356
If you shoot, they'll tear us apart.
465
00:26:19,482 --> 00:26:21,611
I think they're planning
on tearing us apart regardless.
466
00:26:22,945 --> 00:26:25,281
Gorge yourselves while we starve.
467
00:26:26,282 --> 00:26:29,118
Fillmore-Graves steals our brains.
468
00:26:29,243 --> 00:26:30,746
Repent for your sins.
469
00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:34,750
- Major.
- Hold tight.
470
00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:36,460
We're good.
471
00:26:36,627 --> 00:26:38,837
I don't think you know
what the word "good" means.
472
00:26:39,463 --> 00:26:41,925
All they that take the sword
shall perish with the sword.
473
00:26:42,425 --> 00:26:43,426
Behold.
474
00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:48,223
What devil is this in our midst
disturbing the house of God?
475
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:50,643
Angus?
476
00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,147
And lo...
477
00:26:56,941 --> 00:26:58,944
My eyes have been deceived,
478
00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:04,449
for now we are witness to a miracle,
my children.
479
00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:10,248
Standing before us is the Angel of Chaos.
480
00:27:11,123 --> 00:27:12,875
Celebrate our guest,
481
00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:15,169
for he stormed the gates of hell,
482
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:17,505
liberating tortured zombies
from their prisons.
483
00:27:17,713 --> 00:27:19,341
A reminder,
484
00:27:20,217 --> 00:27:23,220
that even the best of us
can lose his way...
485
00:27:24,513 --> 00:27:28,309
So, we will pray for you, Brother Major.
486
00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:32,230
That you find your way back
to your people.
487
00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:34,399
The chosen people.
488
00:27:36,944 --> 00:27:38,445
But if I ever see you here again
489
00:27:38,529 --> 00:27:40,406
wearing that devil's cloth...
490
00:27:43,826 --> 00:27:46,663
I'll knock your skull clean off your body.
491
00:28:01,595 --> 00:28:02,596
You still mad?
492
00:28:04,098 --> 00:28:04,932
Yes.
493
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,562
How about now?
494
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,815
Can we focus on me, please?
495
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,859
Whatever your little thing is
cannot possibly compare
496
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,361
to my having to face a serial killer.
497
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,155
I told you, you're gonna be fine.
498
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,741
I'll be right there
with a full SWAT team, out of sight.
499
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,075
Yeah?
500
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:22,994
But what if things go wildly wrong?
501
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,122
Shouldn't I have, like,
a code word or something
502
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,415
to indicate distress?
503
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:29,877
- Fine. What kind of code word?
- "Pickles."
504
00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:33,839
It was the first thing that came to mind.
505
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:36,009
Probably because I just saw
that guy walk by eating a pickle.
506
00:28:36,885 --> 00:28:38,803
Sure. "Pickles."
507
00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:40,347
But relax.
508
00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:43,141
We'll take him down the second
he shows up. I promise.
509
00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:47,021
So, this place
he wants me to meet him, what's it like?
510
00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:50,191
You remember that adorable
French chocolate store
511
00:28:50,274 --> 00:28:52,234
- from Chocolat?
- Yeah.
512
00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:53,695
It's not like that.
513
00:28:56,073 --> 00:28:57,491
Testing. Testing.
514
00:28:57,574 --> 00:29:00,994
He's still not here and this place makes
Freddy Krueger's basement
515
00:29:01,078 --> 00:29:02,871
look like the Wonka factory.
516
00:29:03,998 --> 00:29:06,834
- Stop talking to yourself.
- I'm talking to you.
517
00:29:06,918 --> 00:29:08,586
Which is exactly what it looks
like you're doing.
518
00:29:08,669 --> 00:29:09,879
Relax. He'll be here.
519
00:29:12,215 --> 00:29:13,967
Isn't this romantic?
520
00:29:14,468 --> 00:29:17,388
- I'm sorry. It's what?
- Romantic.
521
00:29:17,471 --> 00:29:19,139
Just look at Ravi.
522
00:29:19,348 --> 00:29:21,266
He's like Rick in Casablanca,
523
00:29:21,350 --> 00:29:23,353
putting his neck on the line
to save others.
524
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,854
I could just die.
525
00:29:25,021 --> 00:29:26,481
I could just die...
526
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,066
Hello, Doctor.
527
00:29:28,483 --> 00:29:31,152
Of excitement, waiting for you.
528
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,530
And here you are.
529
00:29:33,114 --> 00:29:34,782
- Here I am.
- Get ready.
530
00:29:34,865 --> 00:29:38,160
So, you probably want your money.
531
00:29:39,954 --> 00:29:42,249
- There's no rush.
- Pickle.
532
00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:45,335
- I'll get it off your corpse.
- I'm in quite a pickle.
533
00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:53,886
It's a G17.
534
00:29:54,095 --> 00:29:55,388
Use it for work.
535
00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:56,639
I'm a security guard.
536
00:29:56,723 --> 00:29:58,558
G17 is a weapon match for the gun
537
00:29:58,641 --> 00:30:00,853
that killed Annie Wallace. Let's go.
538
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,939
So? That ain't enough to hold me.
539
00:30:04,481 --> 00:30:05,941
How about this?
540
00:30:07,192 --> 00:30:08,569
Is this enough?
541
00:30:08,777 --> 00:30:11,239
A direct connection between
you and the incinerator
542
00:30:11,322 --> 00:30:12,824
where you burned your victims.
543
00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:23,961
Nice work, Pickles.
544
00:30:24,587 --> 00:30:26,839
Let's agree that calling me that
isn't going to become a thing, okay?
545
00:30:26,922 --> 00:30:29,049
- And thank you.
- See you later.
546
00:30:33,722 --> 00:30:35,682
Ravi, do you have the keys to the van?
547
00:30:35,766 --> 00:30:36,850
You had them.
548
00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,769
I thought I gave them back to you.
549
00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:41,939
I don't have them.
Could they have fallen out of your pocket?
550
00:30:42,023 --> 00:30:43,191
Maybe.
551
00:30:43,524 --> 00:30:47,236
We gotta go look for these,
so we'll get the next one.
552
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:03,588
Elevator's stuck.
553
00:31:06,216 --> 00:31:08,010
I'm not getting any service down here.
554
00:31:08,928 --> 00:31:10,095
You?
555
00:31:11,472 --> 00:31:12,431
Liv...
556
00:31:12,932 --> 00:31:14,642
A soulmate is forever,
557
00:31:14,975 --> 00:31:16,977
and forever is a long time,
558
00:31:17,145 --> 00:31:18,939
especially when you're undead.
559
00:31:19,189 --> 00:31:21,483
And, so I couldn't help but wonder... Is all of New Seattle settling?
560
00:31:24,444 --> 00:31:25,821
Or just Clive?
561
00:31:25,946 --> 00:31:27,073
Liv...
562
00:31:29,951 --> 00:31:31,035
Clive.
563
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,745
I have something to confess.
564
00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:36,249
Good. Because that
"elevator meet cute" was too much.
565
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:37,793
What elevator meet cute?
566
00:31:38,085 --> 00:31:39,253
What? I'm serious.
567
00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:41,421
You didn't stop the elevator
for me and Michelle
568
00:31:41,505 --> 00:31:43,340
- right after you got off?
- No.
569
00:31:44,174 --> 00:31:47,011
But that means fate willed you
to have an actual meet cute,
570
00:31:47,095 --> 00:31:48,721
which is actually adorable.
571
00:31:48,805 --> 00:31:50,723
Then what do you have to confess?
572
00:31:52,016 --> 00:31:53,893
All that weird Bozzio stuff...
573
00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:56,188
The reason that I said what I did...
574
00:31:57,898 --> 00:32:00,860
I saw Bozzio kissing another guy
at The Scratching Post.
575
00:32:09,077 --> 00:32:12,247
I'm so sorry, Clive, for everything.
576
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:14,040
I thought you would want to know.
577
00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,127
We're in an open relationship.
578
00:32:18,129 --> 00:32:19,338
Yeah.
579
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,633
You don't seem like
the open relationship type.
580
00:32:22,717 --> 00:32:24,219
I'm not.
581
00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:28,640
But I'm in love and I'm willing
to try anything to make it work.
582
00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,855
Hearing about the other guys though...
583
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:36,941
Man.
584
00:32:39,193 --> 00:32:43,031
Maybe Michelle can help you
work through it...
585
00:32:44,408 --> 00:32:46,785
- Too soon.
- Okay.
586
00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:51,665
I can't believe you guys talked me
into bringing you here.
587
00:32:51,874 --> 00:32:54,127
Here are the rules. Two drink maximum.
588
00:32:54,210 --> 00:32:56,087
- No hookers.
- Aw.
589
00:32:56,171 --> 00:32:59,382
- But I want a hooker.
- Definitely no blue brains.
590
00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:02,803
And most definitely, an order
of nachos for Major.
591
00:33:02,887 --> 00:33:04,180
I'm hitting the head.
592
00:33:04,305 --> 00:33:06,057
Is that where they keep the hookers?
593
00:33:08,935 --> 00:33:10,978
- Talk to me about your blue brains.
- What's good? - They're all good.
594
00:33:13,398 --> 00:33:16,151
Do we not check IDs anymore?
595
00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:19,196
Let's see.
We've got a Jewish-American princess.
596
00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:22,533
A drag racer. A drag queen.
A pro wrestler.
597
00:33:29,415 --> 00:33:30,583
Sir?
598
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,002
- Hi.
- Hi.
599
00:33:32,086 --> 00:33:34,505
This is my first time here.
I'm not sure how it works...
600
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:37,633
Well, might I suggest
one of our "Brains of the Night"?
601
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,762
We still have a few slices
of Architect brain available.
602
00:33:40,845 --> 00:33:43,139
And our Young Love brain
has been very popular.
603
00:33:43,431 --> 00:33:45,976
"This mid-Western belle
with a heart of gold
604
00:33:46,059 --> 00:33:48,645
will transport you
to a more innocent time."
605
00:33:49,771 --> 00:33:51,315
That sounds perfect
after the week I've had.
606
00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:52,233
Thank you.
607
00:33:57,196 --> 00:34:00,617
There. Now say goodbye to Parkinson's.
608
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:04,913
Detergent Care Laundry.
609
00:34:05,539 --> 00:34:07,624
- Excuse me?
- I've had a... I'm sorry.
610
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,628
I just had a vision of a laundromat.
611
00:34:10,878 --> 00:34:13,256
And I think my life is about
to change for the better.
612
00:34:13,381 --> 00:34:15,091
Good for you.
613
00:34:15,758 --> 00:34:18,177
Tell me, where do you
get all these brains?
614
00:34:18,261 --> 00:34:21,432
Well, I'm the head
of a huge criminal enterprise.
615
00:34:26,311 --> 00:34:29,190
Now, I have to go do a terrible
thing to a nice old lady.
616
00:34:29,399 --> 00:34:30,525
Enjoy your meal.
617
00:34:30,608 --> 00:34:32,277
That's great.
618
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:41,412
Greg.
619
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:44,749
Boy, if you keep eating like that,
it's gonna kill you.
620
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:46,125
I have a good metabolism.
621
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,546
Hide, Mama.
622
00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:06,272
Renegade, I presume?
623
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:16,659
Ho, ho, ho!
624
00:35:17,077 --> 00:35:18,495
Merry Christmas!
625
00:35:22,957 --> 00:35:25,794
Why don't you show this youngster
what he gets for being so good this year?
626
00:35:27,963 --> 00:35:29,965
Renegade, meet Chase Graves.
627
00:35:31,175 --> 00:35:32,635
He's been looking for you.
628
00:35:36,598 --> 00:35:37,474
Good work.
629
00:35:38,892 --> 00:35:39,893
Great work.
630
00:35:41,353 --> 00:35:42,979
We'll always have Paris.
631
00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:03,585
Sweater Ravi versus Make-over Ravi.
632
00:36:03,669 --> 00:36:04,963
Who will win? Who will lose?
633
00:36:05,046 --> 00:36:06,673
Or are we living in a computer simulation?
634
00:36:06,756 --> 00:36:10,093
I forgot that Sweater Ravi
came with Simulation theory.
635
00:36:10,218 --> 00:36:11,427
Where's Tim?
636
00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:13,847
You gave me wrestler brain!
637
00:36:14,098 --> 00:36:16,851
Well, that makes me so angry!
638
00:36:20,396 --> 00:36:23,733
I got dosed with wrestler brain!
639
00:36:23,817 --> 00:36:26,903
We heard you.
All of New Seattle heard you.
640
00:36:27,612 --> 00:36:28,655
Hey, Liv.
641
00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:31,074
How is it going with the new boyfriend?
642
00:36:31,491 --> 00:36:32,784
I'm sorry, Major.
643
00:36:32,951 --> 00:36:34,954
But it's only right that you should know.
644
00:36:35,371 --> 00:36:37,206
I have a new-new boyfriend.
645
00:36:37,331 --> 00:36:40,376
And if there's such a thing as love,
he's in there.
646
00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:41,919
And I must go to him.
647
00:36:43,547 --> 00:36:44,923
That's cool.
648
00:36:45,257 --> 00:36:46,967
You sound like a maniac.
649
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,055
Here it is, the moment of truth.
650
00:37:43,655 --> 00:37:44,906
Hell, not again.
651
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,533
That is not an easy thing to see!
652
00:37:48,034 --> 00:37:50,871
But I am glad she's happy!
653
00:37:50,955 --> 00:37:55,793
It makes me happy!
654
00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:57,920
That's very mature.
655
00:38:02,092 --> 00:38:03,468
- Thanks.
- You got it.
656
00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:10,268
Liv, I know this
is a weird thing to scream in your face,
657
00:38:10,518 --> 00:38:13,562
but I hate the way
we left things after our fight.
658
00:38:13,646 --> 00:38:17,942
And I want you to know
that no matter our politics,
659
00:38:18,025 --> 00:38:19,987
I care about you.
660
00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:23,824
And want us always to be friends.
661
00:38:24,116 --> 00:38:26,618
Thank you, Major!
662
00:38:27,954 --> 00:38:29,080
You're the best.
663
00:38:29,455 --> 00:38:33,584
So, tell me about this new-new guy?
664
00:38:33,668 --> 00:38:35,211
What's he like?
665
00:38:35,545 --> 00:38:37,130
His name is Tim.
666
00:38:37,213 --> 00:38:39,300
He likes The Scratching Post.
667
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,511
He's tall. Tall-ish.
668
00:38:43,095 --> 00:38:45,139
Or maybe he's more medium height...
669
00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:49,227
I actually don't know that much about him.
670
00:38:49,311 --> 00:38:50,770
I should probably fix that.
671
00:38:51,021 --> 00:38:52,647
You do you, girl!
672
00:38:56,151 --> 00:38:57,528
Sorry. Sorry.
673
00:38:58,112 --> 00:38:59,280
- Hey.
- Hey.
674
00:38:59,488 --> 00:39:00,781
Thank you.
675
00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:09,166
Why don't we just chat a little first?
676
00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:11,376
- Okay.
- How was your weekend?
677
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:15,213
- Life changing. Mind blowing.
- Do tell.
678
00:39:15,589 --> 00:39:17,383
Sunday, my friend took me
to this cool new church.
679
00:39:17,633 --> 00:39:19,719
The preacher, he's so intense
but brilliant.
680
00:39:19,802 --> 00:39:21,596
He really understands the role
that humans should play
681
00:39:21,679 --> 00:39:23,639
- in the new world order.
- Which is what?
682
00:39:23,806 --> 00:39:26,977
Food. Humans are
our evolutionary inferiors.
683
00:39:27,311 --> 00:39:28,771
And just like that,
684
00:39:28,979 --> 00:39:31,648
my Prince Charming turned into a horrible, wart-covered, zombie-supremacist frog.
685
00:39:45,122 --> 00:39:47,583
- Where are you going?
- To be with my friends.
686
00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:51,337
My human friends who are more
evolved than you will ever be.
687
00:39:52,004 --> 00:39:53,422
Goodbye, Tim.
688
00:39:53,672 --> 00:39:56,009
I guess I didn't need to know
your last name after all.
689
00:39:56,468 --> 00:39:59,096
- It's Timmerson.
- Tim Timmerson?
690
00:39:59,471 --> 00:40:00,847
No, thank you.
691
00:40:09,023 --> 00:40:10,817
Did you find out what he's like?
692
00:40:11,359 --> 00:40:13,612
Yeah. He was a creep.
693
00:40:16,532 --> 00:40:21,620
Time for the human-zombie dance-off!
694
00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:27,168
Zombies, you get the side
closest to the exit.
695
00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:29,838
Humans to the side closest to the kitchen.
696
00:40:29,921 --> 00:40:31,548
It's go time!
697
00:40:32,675 --> 00:40:35,261
Maybe looking
for soulmates is overrated.
698
00:40:35,678 --> 00:40:38,431
Or maybe we're looking
in the wrong places.
699
00:41:05,043 --> 00:41:06,670
Sweater Ravi!
700
00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:12,802
I heard about your adventures
with the Dutch Oven Killer.
701
00:41:12,969 --> 00:41:14,220
Very brave.
702
00:41:15,597 --> 00:41:19,184
Maybe our soulmates
are the people who are already there,
703
00:41:19,642 --> 00:41:22,938
standing by our sides,
while romances come and go.
704
00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:43,753
And if these are my soulmates,
705
00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:47,632
I just might be the luckiest girl
in the world.