1 00:00:01,164 --> 00:00:02,774 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:05,210 You're really plowing through your list. 3 00:00:05,235 --> 00:00:07,679 The media's calling you the Chaos Killer. 4 00:00:08,372 --> 00:00:11,217 It says here you were slinging for Stacey Boss. 5 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:12,839 He's my star witness against Mr. Boss. 6 00:00:12,841 --> 00:00:14,107 He's pretty much the whole case. 7 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:15,938 He's dangerous, stay away from him! 8 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:18,871 He tried to kill Major. He turned me into a zombie. 9 00:00:18,873 --> 00:00:20,038 I slept with him. 10 00:00:21,075 --> 00:00:22,274 You know, you sleep with someone, 11 00:00:22,843 --> 00:00:23,942 you think you know. 12 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:25,212 But they could be anybody. 13 00:00:31,218 --> 00:00:32,551 Everything okay? 14 00:00:32,853 --> 00:00:34,153 Yeah. 15 00:00:34,688 --> 00:00:36,054 Just helping a friend. 16 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:39,191 Sorry I took so long. 17 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:40,692 Don't be sorry. 18 00:00:41,829 --> 00:00:44,062 Watching you crawl back into bed is not a bad thing. 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,806 You never told me how you got this. 20 00:00:55,743 --> 00:00:57,576 That's a story for another day. 21 00:01:11,559 --> 00:01:13,152 Sorry. I lost track of time. 22 00:01:13,643 --> 00:01:15,194 Let me get off your bed. 23 00:01:15,406 --> 00:01:16,521 Just a few more days until my new place is ready, 24 00:01:16,546 --> 00:01:18,216 and then I'll be out of your way. 25 00:01:18,263 --> 00:01:19,996 Don't be silly, we love having you here. 26 00:01:20,245 --> 00:01:23,549 Although, you do have a habit of picking the marshmallows out of my cereal, 27 00:01:23,581 --> 00:01:26,915 leaving me with a less-than-ideal ratio of marshmallow to crunchy bits, 28 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:27,940 but, you know, I'll let that slide... 29 00:01:30,618 --> 00:01:31,850 Oh, no, Peyton. 30 00:01:34,288 --> 00:01:35,487 What is it? 31 00:01:36,657 --> 00:01:38,657 I screwed up at work. 32 00:01:39,126 --> 00:01:40,058 Can I do anything? 33 00:01:40,961 --> 00:01:42,294 I mean, because if you want me to pick 34 00:01:42,296 --> 00:01:45,664 every last marshmallow bear out of that box for you... 35 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,266 I'll do it. 36 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:49,301 I think I need something stronger. 37 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,499 When I was in college, I had this professor, 38 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:54,268 and when he'd hand out the Friday quiz, 39 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:57,104 he'd say, "Duck soup for you, schweetheart." 40 00:01:58,307 --> 00:01:59,873 I think he thought it was easier for me than everyone else. 41 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,373 But I was probably working twice as hard. 42 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,750 Yeah, before you moved in, I just assumed you were a femmebot 43 00:02:05,775 --> 00:02:07,609 that plugged into a charging station at night. 44 00:02:07,642 --> 00:02:10,227 Ah, I bust ass to make it look like that. 45 00:02:10,703 --> 00:02:13,825 It turns out, I fail just as epically as I succeed. 46 00:02:13,966 --> 00:02:17,596 I don't know what happened at work, but I promise, 47 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,342 the only opinion you need to worry about is your own. 48 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,417 That's a pretty low opinion right now. 49 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:26,100 Well, it shouldn't be. You are formidable. 50 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,240 I mean, you're clever and disciplined. 51 00:02:28,287 --> 00:02:29,353 Hardly. 52 00:02:29,355 --> 00:02:31,589 Those are just the top tier qualities. 53 00:02:31,591 --> 00:02:34,325 All right? You're also clearly blessed with a hollow leg. 54 00:02:37,029 --> 00:02:38,429 On that note... 55 00:02:39,198 --> 00:02:41,131 No, no. Don't go. 56 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:41,985 I must. 57 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:43,656 I know how this turns out. 58 00:02:43,756 --> 00:02:45,981 It's like the shots contest in Raiders of the Lost Ark. 59 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:48,180 You're Karen Allen and I'm the fat Nepalese guy 60 00:02:48,219 --> 00:02:49,618 that ends up under the table. 61 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:53,122 Come on. You can handle it. 62 00:02:55,726 --> 00:02:57,526 I ever tell you about my first case? 63 00:03:01,357 --> 00:03:03,962 Any chance you can put a little pep in your step? 64 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,052 The violent soundscape of nature is making my ears bleed. 65 00:03:07,553 --> 00:03:12,186 Birds chirping, leaves rustling, gnats laying eggs. 66 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,648 Never start a land war in Asia. 67 00:03:13,681 --> 00:03:15,982 Don't go toe-to-toe with Peyton Charles when drinking is involved. 68 00:03:15,984 --> 00:03:17,750 - Why are we sprinting? - Because I'm hungry. 69 00:03:17,752 --> 00:03:19,352 I haven't eaten anything lately. 70 00:03:19,472 --> 00:03:21,656 I was afraid that horny-librarian-brain 71 00:03:21,687 --> 00:03:23,219 would lead to poor life choices. 72 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,478 - And did it? - Did it what? 73 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:26,279 Lead to any poor life choices? 74 00:03:26,281 --> 00:03:28,648 Liv, we're really going to need your help with this one. 75 00:03:29,151 --> 00:03:30,484 Nasty triple homicide. 76 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:32,052 Triple, you say? 77 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,428 Detective Babineaux! Any comment? 78 00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:37,999 Come on, Detective. Give me something. 79 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,433 Press is going to have a field day with this case. 80 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:42,602 Three unidentified males. 81 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:45,540 Most likely killed on a boat, then washed up here. 82 00:03:48,973 --> 00:03:51,240 Um, where are their heads? 83 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,665 I was hoping you could tell me. 84 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,970 Cause of death might take a while. 85 00:04:24,972 --> 00:04:26,772 Cause of death appears obvious. 86 00:04:26,835 --> 00:04:29,088 The three victims were decapitated post-mortem. 87 00:04:29,127 --> 00:04:30,426 Oh. 88 00:04:30,428 --> 00:04:33,329 The driver's licenses we found on the bodies were fake. 89 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:36,769 We can probably assume the photos are real, but the names are not. 90 00:04:36,794 --> 00:04:39,340 Hoping you can work your magic, Liv, help ID these guys. 91 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:40,150 Uh... 92 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,117 Looks like a no-brainer to me, Liv. 93 00:04:43,569 --> 00:04:44,935 I'll let you know when I get something. 94 00:04:44,937 --> 00:04:46,403 All right, the sooner the better. 95 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:52,893 Uh, what are you planning to do about your little vision predicament? 96 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,190 I don't know. I can't think when I'm hungry. 97 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,986 Everything looks like a cartoon sandwich. 98 00:04:56,988 --> 00:04:58,852 Olivia Moore! 99 00:04:58,952 --> 00:05:01,984 Let's see what's inside drawer number one. 100 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:07,583 Today we're sending you home with Madison Brenneck, 101 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:08,754 25 years old. 102 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,845 The victim of an ill-fated rendezvous with a Seattle cross-town. 103 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,339 Bus driver said she never even looked up from her phone. 104 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:18,625 She's only in our morgue because she was killed on city property. 105 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:22,096 So, Madison comes complete with wonderfully unremarkable, 106 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:23,230 non-murdery visions. 107 00:05:23,232 --> 00:05:25,299 All the great taste, none of the foul play. 108 00:05:39,691 --> 00:05:43,646 Did you just post a picture of what I assume is Madison Brenneck 109 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:46,420 wrapped in sushi rice on your Instagram account? 110 00:05:46,702 --> 00:05:48,534 Hashtag "brain food"? 111 00:05:48,634 --> 00:05:51,145 'Course I 'grammed it, that fish was on fleek. 112 00:05:52,174 --> 00:05:54,174 Oh, my God! Why did I post that? 113 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:56,032 Why does anyone post pictures of food? 114 00:05:56,668 --> 00:05:58,100 I think it's okay. 115 00:05:58,313 --> 00:05:59,742 It just looks like raw tuna. 116 00:06:00,015 --> 00:06:01,414 Look, so, I did some digging. 117 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:05,517 Turns out our Madison was quite the millennial social media maven. 118 00:06:05,572 --> 00:06:07,606 Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr. 119 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,911 She had over 600 Yelp reviews. 120 00:06:09,957 --> 00:06:12,591 The day she died, she tweeted 27 times. 121 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,050 Liv, Liv. 122 00:06:15,152 --> 00:06:19,746 "Devoured tuna roll." Hashtag "Sushi obsessed." 123 00:06:19,825 --> 00:06:21,057 Hashtag "Covering my ass." 124 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,593 You need to be careful not to overshare on social media. 125 00:06:23,595 --> 00:06:26,363 Anything zombie-related is TMI. 126 00:06:26,365 --> 00:06:29,366 Don't worry. I'm on my chill hustle hundo-p. 127 00:06:29,368 --> 00:06:31,568 My annoying millennial speak knowledge ended with TMI, 128 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:33,503 so I have no idea what you just said. 129 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:37,641 Liv, I'm serious. Be careful. 130 00:06:41,947 --> 00:06:44,981 "The struggle is real. Props for the good looks. Boom." 131 00:06:46,518 --> 00:06:47,884 Ms. Charles? 132 00:06:47,886 --> 00:06:49,386 Mr. Deaux is still waiting to see you. 133 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,489 Thanks Jane. You can send him in. 134 00:06:57,396 --> 00:06:58,795 You had me out there a long time. 135 00:07:00,465 --> 00:07:01,844 Jane and I really bonded. 136 00:07:02,492 --> 00:07:04,644 I think she's handling the change with grace. 137 00:07:05,203 --> 00:07:06,269 What do you want? 138 00:07:06,271 --> 00:07:08,702 Look, I don't know what those cops told you, 139 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:11,937 but I had nothing to do with those missing Seattleites. 140 00:07:12,037 --> 00:07:13,870 A couple of the Chaos Killer's victims called my business? 141 00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:16,228 It doesn't mean anything. 142 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:19,804 Yeah, it's true, I didn't mention my dad was a victim. 143 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:21,148 We haven't spoken in years. 144 00:07:21,257 --> 00:07:23,429 I try to keep my info dumps to the useful variety, 145 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:26,645 stay away from the irrelevant "daddy never loved me" stories, you know? 146 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,930 That's quite a drink you're making there. 147 00:07:33,263 --> 00:07:34,829 It's for a friend. 148 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:37,834 She's dropping by to celebrate my big decision. 149 00:07:38,513 --> 00:07:40,101 I'm telling Baracus everything. 150 00:07:40,366 --> 00:07:43,610 And since they don't hand out gold stars for sleeping with the CI's, 151 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:45,175 I think I'm done here. 152 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:47,143 Don't tank your career because of me. 153 00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:48,990 You're too smart for that. Come on. 154 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:51,157 We're doing important work. 155 00:07:51,257 --> 00:07:53,507 I'm trying to wash away some sins here. 156 00:07:54,268 --> 00:07:58,363 What happened the other night, it meant something. 157 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,340 It made me think that... 158 00:08:07,915 --> 00:08:11,483 Oh, hello, Liv. You know my guest. 159 00:08:11,485 --> 00:08:13,585 He's the man who made you what you are today. 160 00:08:15,489 --> 00:08:16,888 Worlds collide. 161 00:08:17,825 --> 00:08:20,097 I take it Peyton knows all about Team Z. 162 00:08:20,176 --> 00:08:21,301 Nobody calls it that. 163 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,385 Stop trying to make Team Z a thing. 164 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:26,225 Blaine thinks he and I could have something special. 165 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:28,163 Aww, he swiped right. 166 00:08:28,671 --> 00:08:32,509 I'm sure that your Tinder photo is hair-centric and flattering, 167 00:08:32,541 --> 00:08:34,251 but how do you spin that bio? 168 00:08:34,351 --> 00:08:37,240 "I'm a humble guy, always down for a hike, 169 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:39,112 "or we could just murder and chill. 170 00:08:39,446 --> 00:08:43,014 "My fave slays are astronauts, homeless teens and boyfriends." 171 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:44,278 For the record, 172 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:46,680 all you are to me 173 00:08:47,836 --> 00:08:49,683 is a giant mistake. 174 00:08:59,632 --> 00:09:02,366 Oh. Celebratory selfie! 175 00:09:02,368 --> 00:09:04,368 Oh, uh, okay. 176 00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:05,876 Still no word from Mr. Baracus. 177 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,635 I've been calling him all day, 178 00:09:07,777 --> 00:09:09,964 but you know how he likes to work with the music cranked up. 179 00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:11,987 I'll swing by his house on the way home. 180 00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:17,588 Did you just tweet that photo of us? 181 00:09:17,589 --> 00:09:19,244 Hashtag "friendship goals." 182 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,533 Hashtag "booty had me like what"? 183 00:09:21,612 --> 00:09:22,945 Not cool? 184 00:09:22,947 --> 00:09:25,080 Uh, little weird. 185 00:09:26,892 --> 00:09:29,087 Good thing you didn't get my crime board in the shot. 186 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:32,666 Hashtag "go into hiding because we are onto you." 187 00:09:34,357 --> 00:09:37,024 You're going to have to update your board, Peyton. 188 00:09:37,571 --> 00:09:40,326 Hal Connolly, Kareem Jackson and Willy Fisher 189 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,651 washed up on the shore of Lake Washington this morning. 190 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,086 Without their heads. 191 00:10:38,128 --> 00:10:41,233 I know, Ma. I'm listening and you're absolutely right. 192 00:10:41,258 --> 00:10:43,750 If you're gonna host mahjong, the other ladies should step up 193 00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:45,140 and bring refreshments. 194 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:49,608 Ma, I'm gonna have to call you back. 195 00:10:53,368 --> 00:10:55,180 Gotta hand it to Mr. Boss. 196 00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:57,773 According to Yelp, he's a very committed CPA. 197 00:10:58,406 --> 00:10:59,505 Can I offer you a vatrushka? 198 00:10:59,908 --> 00:11:01,107 Come on. 199 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,242 You've got a second shot at life. 200 00:11:03,812 --> 00:11:04,878 Indulge. 201 00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:05,878 I'm good. 202 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,114 Well, there's your problem. 203 00:11:08,156 --> 00:11:10,650 We wanted to know if you recognized any of these men. 204 00:11:10,776 --> 00:11:12,432 You love showing me pictures. 205 00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:15,629 No. I can't say that I do. 206 00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:17,082 Isn't that you? 207 00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:18,690 Standing with those three guys? 208 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:21,492 At the funeral of Louis Brandt, AKA "Cock-Eyed Lou?" 209 00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:23,491 Oh, yeah, those guys. 210 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:25,886 You run into so many people at funerals. 211 00:11:25,974 --> 00:11:28,199 But isn't that guy with the machete your nephew? 212 00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:31,561 Ah, so it is! 213 00:11:31,663 --> 00:11:34,256 He's an odd duck traipsing around with that thing. 214 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,612 The mustache is new. Yeah. Have these boys done something wrong? 215 00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:39,940 Probably, but we didn't get a chance to ask. 216 00:11:40,072 --> 00:11:42,678 They washed up on the shore of Lake Washington yesterday, 217 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,300 missing their heads. 218 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,231 I think we're done. 219 00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:50,940 I have to call my sister. 220 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:53,309 Would you please see yourselves out? 221 00:11:53,912 --> 00:11:55,411 I'm sorry for your loss. 222 00:11:58,404 --> 00:11:59,971 I don't think he's our guy. 223 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,279 He did seem pretty rattled about his nephew. 224 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:06,125 Could be someone with a death wish wanted to send Mr. Boss a serious message. 225 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,783 And we just delivered it. 226 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,762 You know, I know a guy. 227 00:12:09,764 --> 00:12:11,864 When I was in Vice, I helped him out of a couple of jams. 228 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,299 Let's track him down, have a little chat. 229 00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:16,019 Liv? 230 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,917 What does it mean if a guy you're dating isn't on Facebook? 231 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,833 - I don't use Facebook. So, nothing? - Hmm. 232 00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:23,982 Or maybe he's married with a bunch of kids. 233 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:29,847 How you been, Tanner? 234 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:30,980 Got bedbugs. 235 00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:32,214 So that sucks. 236 00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:35,998 You look just like this doll my little sister used to have. 237 00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:39,776 We just found a trio of Mr. Boss's guys, all decapitated. 238 00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:43,146 Got us wondering if there was a new player out there moving in on Boss. 239 00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:45,058 Above my pay grade, man. 240 00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:48,379 What's your Twitter handle, Tanner? 241 00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:52,637 Hashtag "real CI's of Seattle," hashtag "riding the U-boat." 242 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:55,373 Sally Tiny Tears is freaking me out, man. 243 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,184 I can't have people thinking I'm tight with cops. 244 00:12:57,284 --> 00:12:59,471 Then make it worth her while not to post that. 245 00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:02,536 I believe she is what they call "a taste maker". 246 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,828 More of an online influencer. 247 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,515 Okay, yeah, there's a new player. 248 00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:10,369 A mystery man with a new product. 249 00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:11,503 Lucky U. 250 00:13:11,505 --> 00:13:13,205 It's the sickest Utopium out there. 251 00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:15,407 Totally uncut, insane high. 252 00:13:15,409 --> 00:13:18,277 And cheap. 253 00:13:19,894 --> 00:13:23,180 The bunk I'm slinging's got more steps than Helen Keller in a corn maze. 254 00:13:24,239 --> 00:13:25,729 _ 255 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,479 Tell me more about this mystery man. 256 00:13:27,738 --> 00:13:30,424 It's like you don't know what the word "mystery" means. 257 00:13:32,658 --> 00:13:34,090 Hey, guys, Liv here. 258 00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:37,494 So, today I am beyond excited to do an unboxing video 259 00:13:37,496 --> 00:13:39,963 of our latest haul from MorgueTech. 260 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:44,835 Lots of fun stuff in here, brain pans, 261 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,637 wrap-around cadaver covers. 262 00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:50,941 These are awesome because they come with a super-cute document pouch. 263 00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:56,179 A hundred and fifty-three people watched you unpack a box? 264 00:13:56,548 --> 00:13:58,390 How? Why? 265 00:13:59,384 --> 00:14:01,184 Please tell me you're not watching your own vlog. 266 00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:04,888 What are you doing on Seattle PD database? 267 00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:07,123 Looking for background info on Drake. 268 00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:08,770 I feel like he might be hiding something. 269 00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:11,162 What kind of person doesn't use Twitter or Facebook? 270 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,341 Only a lunatic. 271 00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:15,997 How else would he disseminate inspirational quotes and latte art? 272 00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:18,620 Never mind. Figured it out. 273 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,955 It's the kind of person sentenced to 22 months in Monroe Correctional 274 00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,623 for felony aggravated assault. 275 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:27,921 "Victim suffered an ocular fracture, broken ribs, shattered femur." 276 00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:29,484 Oh, my God. 277 00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:34,423 It's him. What do I do? 278 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,910 Well, he's a zombie with anger issues and a prison record. 279 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:43,552 As far as millennial breakup options go, ghosting him gets my vote. 280 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:46,815 It's the smart move. 281 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:49,318 But I like him, Ravi. 282 00:14:55,659 --> 00:14:57,026 You should eat. 283 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,642 And sleep. 284 00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:03,478 Look at this. 285 00:15:04,464 --> 00:15:07,292 That is from the crime scene at the McDonough estate, 286 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:09,259 one of the Chaos Killer's most recent victims. 287 00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,477 Pay attention to the graffiti. 288 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:14,134 Now, look at this. 289 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,403 It's from the Baracus home. 290 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,816 The graffiti is different. 291 00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:19,618 A lot about this crime scene is different. 292 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,647 Including the fact that Baracus doesn't fit the Chaos Killer's usual 293 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,988 "one-percenter demo." 294 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,933 I don't think it's the same perp. 295 00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:29,663 Which makes sense because we've had our friend Blaine under surveillance, 296 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,789 - so it wasn't him. - Detective Babineaux? 297 00:15:31,789 --> 00:15:33,656 What you got on the triple decapitation? 298 00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:35,589 People have a right to know, et cetera, et cetera. 299 00:15:35,676 --> 00:15:37,958 - No comment. - You're killing me. 300 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:41,649 A triple beheading, and the afternoon edition still puts me below the fold? 301 00:15:42,095 --> 00:15:44,084 What's a guy gotta do to get a lead story? 302 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:46,709 Giving the killer a catchy nickname probably helps. 303 00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,887 "Vaughn Douche Clark." 304 00:15:53,989 --> 00:15:55,421 So original. 305 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,923 Here he comes. 306 00:15:57,802 --> 00:16:00,135 Major. Come on in. 307 00:16:01,158 --> 00:16:02,324 I was summoned. 308 00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:03,887 Okay, here we go. Watch this. 309 00:16:03,982 --> 00:16:06,655 "Max Rager tastes like the ass of a turtle 310 00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:08,735 "swimming in a dirty river." 311 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,327 I don't know why he does this to himself. 312 00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:13,554 Thank you, Sambulo21, from Swaziland. 313 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:17,591 Boy, I just love this guy's comprehensive knowledge of how turtle ass tastes. 314 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,593 Thanks for dropping by, Major. 315 00:16:19,739 --> 00:16:21,996 You know our Security Consultant, Janko? 316 00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:23,479 Haven't had the pleasure. 317 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,803 Six years in Iraq. 318 00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:26,488 Oh. Thanks for your service. 319 00:16:26,513 --> 00:16:29,077 Well, he's a private military contractor. 320 00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:30,250 Ah. 321 00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:32,878 He was in charge of ass-kicking and name-taking, 322 00:16:32,878 --> 00:16:35,031 and really doesn't like it when I brag about him, 323 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,613 but he's such a good egg. 324 00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,649 Unlike these haters here. 325 00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:41,167 Max Rager has over three million Twitter followers. 326 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,803 Why obsess over the trolls? 327 00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:44,836 No troll left behind, Rita, my dear. 328 00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:48,063 Nobody should slip through the cracks. 329 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:49,963 Isn't that right, Major? 330 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,632 Yeah, I guess. 331 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:56,070 So, why is it a man you told me is not a zombie 332 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,549 gets taken out by the Chaos Killer? 333 00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:01,607 We're... What's the word? 334 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,288 Concerned. 335 00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:07,607 Okay, I mean, you're really underselling it, but whatevs. 336 00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:09,963 So, the question is, 337 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:12,866 what the hell is going on here, Major? 338 00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,501 I'm as confused as anyone. 339 00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:24,788 I mean, it looks like someone else wanted Baracus gone, 340 00:17:24,813 --> 00:17:26,280 and they stole my MO to do it. 341 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,180 But I checked Baracus, he wasn't a zombie. 342 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,346 Interesting. 343 00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:33,132 Because his credit report tells us otherwise. 344 00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:34,801 $700 at Spice Mountain, 345 00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:38,968 ghost pepper hot sauce from India, weekly spray tans and salon dye jobs. 346 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,992 Suspicious, don't you think? 347 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,822 Sounds pretty undead to me. 348 00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:45,776 Or just as likely metrosexual foodie. 349 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:48,934 I'm going to be so upset if you're not telling me the truth. 350 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,692 And I don't get mad, Major. 351 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,149 You get even? 352 00:17:51,249 --> 00:17:53,749 Oh, God, no. No, no, no. Where's the fun there? No. 353 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,352 I get even with interest. 354 00:17:57,319 --> 00:17:59,920 I embrace the Chicago way. 355 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,089 Someone pulls a knife, I pull a gun. 356 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,114 Someone sends one of mine to the hospital, 357 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,282 - I send... - I got it. 358 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,850 Do you got it, Major? Do you? 359 00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:11,065 Don't just say the words. Reflect on their meanings. 360 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,700 Take these Internet trolls, for instance, 361 00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:18,016 who say the most hurtful things about this company, 362 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:19,529 which I built from the ground up. 363 00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:21,195 So, someone sends a mean tweet, you... 364 00:18:21,197 --> 00:18:22,596 Don't know, yet. 365 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:27,012 But there's definitely gonna be some escalation. 366 00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:31,490 Hey, why don't we send him some really embarrassing magazine subscriptions, huh? 367 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:34,555 Chub Hub. Or Bathhouse Monthly. 368 00:18:34,555 --> 00:18:36,836 Or, wait. What's that really freaky one you like? 369 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,122 Slow Torture and Gardens? 370 00:18:39,866 --> 00:18:42,567 So, which one should we go after first, Major? Huh? 371 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,714 Which one of these rat bastards gets his? 372 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:47,253 Uh... 373 00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:50,101 Trickster107. 374 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:55,062 Trickster107, from Bangkok, who tweeted to his 14 followers 375 00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:58,465 that he thinks our product caused his father's heart attack. 376 00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:02,302 Oh, game on, pal. 377 00:19:06,574 --> 00:19:08,775 Your shift is over. Go. 378 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:10,965 - Be free! - Just one last thing. 379 00:19:12,121 --> 00:19:16,481 "Real talk? Your sandwich artist was chugging some serious haterade today." 380 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,717 "No eye contact? Am I a leper?" 381 00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,308 "Also, where's the made-from-scratch sriracha?" 382 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,788 "The artisanal pickles?" One star. 383 00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:25,752 A bit harsh for Bernie's Sub Shack, don't you think? 384 00:19:25,777 --> 00:19:27,043 We eat there twice a week. 385 00:19:27,045 --> 00:19:29,579 Hashtag "sorry, not sorry." 386 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:31,381 Oh, hello there. 387 00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:32,782 What's up, Ravi? Liv. 388 00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:37,787 Uh, I'll just wander off or something... 389 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:42,692 Haven't heard from you. What happened? 390 00:19:42,694 --> 00:19:45,762 Sex-starved-librarian brain wear off and you've lost interest? 391 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:50,222 Oh, no, I've just had a crazy day at work, lots of murders. 392 00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:54,481 Yet you had time to tweet 17 times today. 393 00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:57,236 "Pumpkin spice latte, yay!" 394 00:19:57,634 --> 00:20:01,600 "Stop lights, boo!" "Wow, Seattle, cloudy much?" 395 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,380 That's a lot of time reading tweets 396 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:05,950 for a guy who claims he doesn't use Twitter, 397 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:08,547 or who spent two years in prison. 398 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:11,679 That... 399 00:20:12,348 --> 00:20:13,726 Doing a little digging, huh? 400 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,276 Do I get to explain myself, 401 00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:17,778 or do you think you know everything you need to know about me? 402 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,280 I don't know anything. 403 00:20:20,483 --> 00:20:23,584 My dad split, my mom had a string of loser boyfriends. 404 00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:26,687 The worst was this mean drunk named Frank. 405 00:20:28,391 --> 00:20:29,724 So, I'm 19. 406 00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:34,803 I come home and my mom's eye is swollen shut. 407 00:20:34,988 --> 00:20:36,815 Blood down the front of her shirt. 408 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:40,130 Frank's just sitting in front of the TV with his hands in his shorts, 409 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,500 calling out for another beer like nothing happened. 410 00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:45,804 And I just snapped. Went after him. 411 00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:48,840 He pulled a knife, that's how I got this. 412 00:20:50,277 --> 00:20:52,577 The prosecutor said I went a bit overboard, 413 00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:54,913 because Frank still can't walk. 414 00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:58,116 Or feed himself. 415 00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:00,719 I'm glad you told me. 416 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,197 Well, I usually wait until date five or six to spring 417 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,283 the whole ex-con thing on a girl. 418 00:21:05,752 --> 00:21:07,551 So, give me another shot? 419 00:21:08,154 --> 00:21:09,854 Let me take you to dinner. 420 00:21:11,491 --> 00:21:12,757 I'd like that. 421 00:21:14,627 --> 00:21:15,793 Hold on. 422 00:21:16,662 --> 00:21:18,596 I am so sorry, can we reschedule? 423 00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:20,064 My mom's kitchen sink is leaking. 424 00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,066 Which I know doesn't sound like an emergency, 425 00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:24,568 but if I don't handle it, she'll call 911. 426 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:27,327 BuzzFeed teaches us that when a man abruptly change his plans, 427 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,685 it means he's up to no good. 428 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:32,884 I'm happy for you to join me, but my mom, she's a bit of a trip. 429 00:21:33,613 --> 00:21:35,079 I can handle it. 430 00:21:38,651 --> 00:21:41,406 What's going on with your skin there? 431 00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:44,872 Anemia or some kind of sun allergy? 432 00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:46,661 Ma! What did we talk about? 433 00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:49,004 Roll it around inside your head first, test it out. 434 00:21:50,214 --> 00:21:51,580 I'm fine. 435 00:21:52,985 --> 00:21:55,665 She's got the coloring of a paper towel, 436 00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:57,283 but I'm not supposed to say anything. 437 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,019 I'm sorry. 438 00:21:59,044 --> 00:22:02,231 She tends to say the first thing that pops into her head. 439 00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:03,590 Hey, you know what? 440 00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:07,928 I took a couple of cosmetology classes at the community college. 441 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,496 I could give you a little makeover! 442 00:22:09,498 --> 00:22:11,243 She's beautiful, Ma! 443 00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:14,421 Yeah, so is the sun, but you can't stare directly at it. 444 00:22:14,521 --> 00:22:15,587 What do you say? 445 00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:17,480 Why not? 446 00:22:17,482 --> 00:22:18,581 Oh, good! 447 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,316 Listen, let me go get my makeup caboodle, 448 00:22:20,318 --> 00:22:21,784 and I'll be back in a jiffy! 449 00:22:25,524 --> 00:22:27,524 If I were you, I'd make a run for it. 450 00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:31,828 We'll be starting the service in just a few minutes. 451 00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:34,468 I'd like to invite you to make your way into the chapel. 452 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,860 Excuse me, we'll be starting... 453 00:22:38,937 --> 00:22:40,403 The, uh... 454 00:22:41,239 --> 00:22:42,605 We'll be doing the, um... 455 00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:44,006 Service? 456 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,738 Yes, thank you. 457 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,697 The service. In the chapel. 458 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,033 Thank you. 459 00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:56,577 Okay, press your tongues to the roof of your mouths. 460 00:22:56,685 --> 00:22:58,488 You know, we don't want any waddles. 461 00:22:58,513 --> 00:23:00,811 And smile. 462 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:03,050 Good! 463 00:23:03,052 --> 00:23:05,405 If you post that, you have to tag me in it. 464 00:23:05,405 --> 00:23:06,935 I don't know what that means, honey. 465 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:10,941 Uh, let me see if I can find Nutterbutter, get a pic with him, too, 466 00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:12,283 for next year's Christmas card. 467 00:23:12,383 --> 00:23:15,132 Ma, we're not taking a picture with the cat. We gotta get going. 468 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,273 But thank you again for the sweater. I love it. 469 00:23:17,586 --> 00:23:20,707 Well, listen, before you go, I want to give you those vouchers 470 00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:23,881 for the Wicked Winter Renaissance Faire! Huh? 471 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,140 All right, where to for dinner? 472 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,389 Somewhere dark. 473 00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:41,013 Mozart? 474 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,173 Debussy. 475 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,574 So close. 476 00:23:49,777 --> 00:23:50,943 Come on, Blaine. 477 00:23:50,945 --> 00:23:52,478 Don't look so surprised. 478 00:23:52,981 --> 00:23:54,313 I never forget a face. 479 00:24:03,353 --> 00:24:04,920 I'm surprised you remember me. 480 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:08,292 The owner of a major league team usually doesn't remember the batboy. 481 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,680 The good owners do. 482 00:24:10,052 --> 00:24:12,047 And you were more than a batboy. 483 00:24:12,353 --> 00:24:16,302 You were an intriguing AA prospect likely to play in the bigs. 484 00:24:16,327 --> 00:24:17,493 Had I known. 485 00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:19,799 But it looks like you've done well for yourself here. 486 00:24:19,854 --> 00:24:21,722 This place must've cost a pretty penny. 487 00:24:23,276 --> 00:24:24,775 Who prepares your taxes? 488 00:24:25,411 --> 00:24:26,643 I've got a guy. 489 00:24:26,643 --> 00:24:27,675 Oh, a guy. 490 00:24:27,677 --> 00:24:28,910 I hear he's good. 491 00:24:29,913 --> 00:24:31,045 You know, as a small business owner yourself, 492 00:24:31,047 --> 00:24:34,417 you probably know when an employee leaves his job, 493 00:24:34,584 --> 00:24:37,184 two weeks' notice is standard. 494 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,453 About that, um... 495 00:24:39,255 --> 00:24:41,322 I saw things at that boat party. 496 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,649 Things that still haunt me. 497 00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:45,651 I spent a couple weeks shivering in a dark room, 498 00:24:45,653 --> 00:24:48,020 and I decided it was a sign that I needed a change. 499 00:24:48,422 --> 00:24:49,488 A sign, huh? 500 00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:52,969 You think God was so desperate for you to change your ways 501 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,603 that he slaughtered all those innocent people to make a point? 502 00:24:55,884 --> 00:24:57,797 Well, we're talking about the same guy that thought 503 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,963 Noah's Ark was a solid plan, so... 504 00:25:00,216 --> 00:25:04,570 Given the circumstances, I'm inclined to let the lack of proper notice slide. 505 00:25:05,453 --> 00:25:06,786 Thank you? 506 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:10,554 But when you left my employ, you had in your possession 507 00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:12,562 $4,000 worth of product. 508 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:14,475 That sounds about right. 509 00:25:16,024 --> 00:25:17,890 - Let me get my checkbook. - Hold on. 510 00:25:19,075 --> 00:25:21,542 The, uh, calculator app on this thing... 511 00:25:22,211 --> 00:25:23,544 How did we function before? 512 00:25:24,192 --> 00:25:28,828 Uh, 4K, plus the vig, calculated weekly. 513 00:25:29,631 --> 00:25:31,431 We'll round to 100 weeks. 514 00:25:31,829 --> 00:25:35,313 Which means you owe me just north of 80 grand. 515 00:25:35,915 --> 00:25:39,128 But let's say 5K every two weeks? 516 00:25:39,685 --> 00:25:40,984 I'll send my boys over to collect. 517 00:25:41,155 --> 00:25:42,054 That sounds fair. 518 00:25:42,449 --> 00:25:44,574 I should be getting back to my nephew's service. 519 00:25:46,289 --> 00:25:47,522 You done good, kid. 520 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:06,040 Shh. 521 00:26:07,077 --> 00:26:09,277 Is your breakfast not using its indoor voice? 522 00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:11,327 Snap, crackle, pop. 523 00:26:11,427 --> 00:26:12,959 So loud. 524 00:26:12,979 --> 00:26:15,447 Drinking on a school night again with Peyton. 525 00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:19,565 You're a disgrace to your country's proud history of functional lushes. 526 00:26:19,761 --> 00:26:20,927 Break in the case. 527 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,709 Got a call from the owner of a local marina. 528 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,108 A strange boat was docked there. 529 00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:28,832 He pulled up the cover, and the inside of the boat was drenched in blood. 530 00:26:28,942 --> 00:26:32,143 I'm guessing that's where our vics and their heads parted ways. 531 00:26:32,545 --> 00:26:33,711 Lucky them. 532 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,673 Dope. Let's dip up out of here. 533 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:44,415 Customer that rents this slip was having his boat repaired. 534 00:26:44,549 --> 00:26:47,272 Showed up today to dock it, and found this one in his space. 535 00:26:47,421 --> 00:26:50,305 Me and my son pulled the tarp off, and yowzah. 536 00:26:50,461 --> 00:26:52,138 But you didn't see who docked the boat? 537 00:26:52,139 --> 00:26:53,839 No, my son was working that day. 538 00:26:55,494 --> 00:26:56,660 Charlie! 539 00:26:57,011 --> 00:26:58,747 Hey! I'm about to dump that thing in the lake. 540 00:26:58,772 --> 00:27:00,004 Huh? 541 00:27:00,213 --> 00:27:01,112 Kids and their phones. 542 00:27:01,114 --> 00:27:02,413 You'll understand what I mean some day. 543 00:27:03,016 --> 00:27:04,448 No, I think I get it now. 544 00:27:05,035 --> 00:27:08,851 Charlie, you remember anything about the guy who docked this boat? 545 00:27:09,072 --> 00:27:11,958 I didn't get a good look at him, but I saw him get in a taxi. 546 00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:13,515 You know which taxi company? 547 00:27:15,984 --> 00:27:17,967 Charlie! Answer the man! 548 00:27:17,992 --> 00:27:19,589 Dad, God! It was green and white. 549 00:27:19,589 --> 00:27:22,323 I was googling "green and white Seattle taxis" to see which... 550 00:27:22,325 --> 00:27:23,487 That's Supreme Taxi. 551 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:25,769 I'll get ahold of the dispatcher. 552 00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:29,716 No way. 553 00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:31,074 Guess whose cabin this is. 554 00:27:33,712 --> 00:27:35,679 District Attorney Floyd Baracus. 555 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:43,595 Still warm. 556 00:27:45,476 --> 00:27:47,009 Baracus was here recently. 557 00:27:48,203 --> 00:27:49,402 Dale was right. 558 00:27:50,438 --> 00:27:52,972 The Baracus abduction wasn't the Chaos Killer. 559 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:56,258 It was Boss's goons trying to make it look like the Chaos Killer. 560 00:27:56,259 --> 00:28:00,666 I'm assuming Boss sent them to thank Baracus in person for all those indictments. 561 00:28:00,666 --> 00:28:01,782 But I just don't get it. 562 00:28:01,782 --> 00:28:04,860 How does a middle-aged lawyer take out three armed hitmen? 563 00:28:09,204 --> 00:28:09,923 What do you see? 564 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,022 What? 565 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,623 You were having a vision, right? 566 00:28:12,963 --> 00:28:16,024 No, God, sorry. I, uh, spaced out. 567 00:28:16,049 --> 00:28:16,981 No visions? 568 00:28:17,623 --> 00:28:20,578 I think the radiation from your cell phone is giving your third eye cataracts. 569 00:28:20,678 --> 00:28:22,378 Don't hate 'cause you can't relate. 570 00:28:32,801 --> 00:28:34,401 How's this for a vision? 571 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,323 I guess the man of the hour didn't stick around to explain himself. 572 00:28:42,423 --> 00:28:44,732 Searched the property. No sign of Baracus. 573 00:28:44,732 --> 00:28:48,093 But a neighbor told us the motorcycle that's usually parked out front is gone. 574 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:50,260 Run down the plate and put out an APB. 575 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:51,562 Yes, sir. 576 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:57,024 A zombie wouldn't leave behind his only food supply. 577 00:28:58,299 --> 00:29:01,702 Those brains are the DA's incentive to find a very good hiding spot. 578 00:29:10,085 --> 00:29:11,451 Baracus? 579 00:29:12,873 --> 00:29:15,007 Hey! Everything okay? 580 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,202 Seattle's missing district attorney is a zombie, 581 00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:19,967 and he's currently hiding out in the crawlspace under his cabin. 582 00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:22,005 Can I take this? 583 00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:23,606 I believe you just did. 584 00:29:23,712 --> 00:29:25,942 Oh, wait. I thought he was abducted by the Chaos Killer. 585 00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:27,505 No. Three of Mr. Boss' hitmen. 586 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,420 They did up his place Chaos Killer-style. 587 00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,278 Big mistake abducting a zombie. 588 00:29:31,278 --> 00:29:33,578 We just found their heads in Baracus' fridge. 589 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,513 I'm going to take the poor guy some brains. 590 00:29:35,515 --> 00:29:37,415 See if I can figure out a way to help him out of this mess. 591 00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:38,429 I'll go with you. 592 00:29:38,872 --> 00:29:40,399 Thanks, but I got this. 593 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,633 Liv. Think about it. 594 00:29:41,634 --> 00:29:43,519 You're going to a cabin where there's a desperate zombie 595 00:29:43,544 --> 00:29:45,177 who just decapitated three men? 596 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,305 It's not safe. 597 00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:48,260 It's not safe for a non-zombie. 598 00:29:56,203 --> 00:29:57,402 Floyd? 599 00:29:58,305 --> 00:29:59,805 I brought brains. 600 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,678 Hi. I'm Olivia Moore. 601 00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:09,422 We've actually met before, I'm Peyton Charles' best friend. 602 00:30:11,862 --> 00:30:13,228 How did you know? 603 00:30:14,697 --> 00:30:16,163 About me. What I am. 604 00:30:16,854 --> 00:30:20,981 You have 40 varieties of hot sauce and three heads in the fridge. 605 00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:24,033 I snapped their necks like it was nothing. 606 00:30:25,068 --> 00:30:27,435 I knew I was going to need those brains, 607 00:30:29,105 --> 00:30:32,173 and one of them had a machete, so... 608 00:30:32,549 --> 00:30:34,388 Three heads in the refrigerator. 609 00:30:34,388 --> 00:30:36,200 I can't resurface after this. 610 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,291 I'm an undead man walking. 611 00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:42,848 Either Mr. Boss or the police will find me. 612 00:30:42,948 --> 00:30:47,748 And I don't see any scenario where I ever get to see my son again. 613 00:30:47,748 --> 00:30:49,181 We'll figure something out. 614 00:30:57,793 --> 00:31:00,550 Man, you work up the nerve to resign, and your boss gets abducted. 615 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:03,964 Bananas! I'm... I'm still quitting though. 616 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,100 Well, no sense in moving until your employment's sorted. 617 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:08,767 You don't mind staying me in your hair a little longer? 618 00:31:08,769 --> 00:31:13,718 I do mind. Yeah, you know... But Nietzsche taught us that to live is to suffer. 619 00:31:13,718 --> 00:31:15,618 Mmm. Drink! 620 00:31:16,106 --> 00:31:18,466 We're drinking every time one of the Zombie High kids screams. 621 00:31:18,491 --> 00:31:20,469 Oh, I've seen the show. I'm not sure that's the best... 622 00:31:20,569 --> 00:31:21,735 Look, I know one thing. 623 00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:23,555 If I ever was turned into a zombie, 624 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:25,380 my first order of business would be to scratch you. 625 00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:27,482 I'd be like, "Oh, man! I'm a zombie." 626 00:31:27,784 --> 00:31:28,683 Scratch! 627 00:31:28,685 --> 00:31:31,119 Seems a little self-serving, but okay. 628 00:31:31,121 --> 00:31:33,822 No way am I doing this whole zombie thing without you. 629 00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:36,091 Drink! 630 00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:37,992 Mmm! 631 00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:39,894 Like I told you, 632 00:31:39,896 --> 00:31:41,329 when you're playing drinking games with Peyton, 633 00:31:41,331 --> 00:31:43,698 all you'll walk away with is a "thanks for participating" ribbon. 634 00:31:43,725 --> 00:31:47,170 A tiny man with a jackhammer has taken up residence in my skull. 635 00:31:47,982 --> 00:31:51,686 And yet, I'll bet Peyton still made it to 6:00 a.m. spin class, didn't she? 636 00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:55,198 Big deal. I've been spinning since 4:30. 637 00:31:55,229 --> 00:31:58,257 After seeing Baracus, I'm worried Mr. Boss'll come after Peyton next. 638 00:31:58,257 --> 00:32:00,024 No, that's problem solved. 639 00:32:00,298 --> 00:32:03,039 Peyton emailed a letter of resignation to the Mayor last night. 640 00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:04,338 I feel so bad for her. 641 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,224 This is everything she's worked for, but it's probably best. 642 00:32:07,443 --> 00:32:10,943 If you saw Baracus, that is one zombie with no good options. 643 00:32:11,991 --> 00:32:13,557 Whoa! Morning, stranger. 644 00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:16,953 Yeah, guess I'm the one who hasn't been around much lately. 645 00:32:17,258 --> 00:32:18,180 New guy. 646 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:19,969 Rent check's on the table. 647 00:32:19,969 --> 00:32:21,535 I'll see you when I need more clothes. 648 00:32:26,275 --> 00:32:30,077 Oh, I'm going to need more of these boxes, a couple more at least, thanks. 649 00:32:33,048 --> 00:32:34,748 Mayor Davis. 650 00:32:36,285 --> 00:32:37,451 No. 651 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,353 No, what? 652 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:42,148 No, I do not accept your resignation. 653 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:44,804 You see the front page of the Observer today? 654 00:32:45,238 --> 00:32:48,477 This. This headline means you can't resign. 655 00:32:48,577 --> 00:32:51,591 This headline means we have to take down Mr. Boss. 656 00:32:51,691 --> 00:32:54,725 If we don't, it means he owns Seattle. 657 00:32:54,835 --> 00:32:56,001 It means the bad guys win. 658 00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:58,838 Now, never mind that it says that a young woman of talent 659 00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:00,977 got out when things went south. 660 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,613 Are you the woman I think you are, Peyton Charles? 661 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:12,021 ♪ Nice girls ♪™ ♪™ Not one with a defect ♪ 662 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:16,030 ♪ Cellophane shrink-wrapped ♪™ ♪™ So correct ♪ 663 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,462 Nice hearse. It's real inconspicuous. 664 00:33:19,753 --> 00:33:21,386 It was either this or the Zamboni. 665 00:33:23,723 --> 00:33:25,056 For services rendered. 666 00:33:26,813 --> 00:33:28,279 You catch the Mayor's press conference? 667 00:33:28,304 --> 00:33:29,704 She's going hard at Mr. Boss. 668 00:33:29,706 --> 00:33:31,072 You got exactly what you wanted. 669 00:33:31,074 --> 00:33:32,273 Thus the brains. 670 00:33:32,275 --> 00:33:34,208 I risked a 20-year career running that story. 671 00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:36,544 I invented sources, I pulled quotes out of my ass. 672 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,279 If it helps you sleep, 673 00:33:38,362 --> 00:33:39,427 every word was true. 674 00:33:43,379 --> 00:33:49,082 So, a doughy 40-something man 675 00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:52,759 gets abducted by a trio of experienced killers. 676 00:33:52,922 --> 00:33:56,603 He's taken aboard a boat where he's supposed to meet his fate. 677 00:33:57,927 --> 00:34:01,195 What should happen in this situation? 678 00:34:01,731 --> 00:34:02,997 Hmm? Nothing? 679 00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:05,250 I know! 680 00:34:05,250 --> 00:34:07,918 Doughy 40-something man 681 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,287 is supposed to end up dead. 682 00:34:10,556 --> 00:34:12,089 The three experienced killers 683 00:34:12,482 --> 00:34:14,448 do not get beheaded. 684 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,352 - Unless... - I know this one, too! 685 00:34:18,631 --> 00:34:20,030 He's a zombie. 686 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:21,699 But that should not be possible, 687 00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:24,749 because our zombie hunter swore to me 688 00:34:25,648 --> 00:34:28,296 that the District Attorney walked among the living. 689 00:34:28,561 --> 00:34:32,111 And now I don't know what to believe. 690 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:36,700 How many zombies have slipped through the cracks? 691 00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:42,424 Should I have Janko here go through the list with much less discretion? 692 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,883 The night I zombie-checked Baracus, 693 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,185 his kid came running up to him, 694 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,934 this five-year-old boy throwing his arms around his dad. 695 00:34:54,271 --> 00:34:57,320 And I couldn't. I couldn't take him from his kid. 696 00:34:59,036 --> 00:35:02,704 But that is the only time I have ever skipped a zombie. 697 00:35:03,207 --> 00:35:04,173 You have my word. 698 00:35:04,175 --> 00:35:06,664 You do respect me, Major, don't you? 699 00:35:07,241 --> 00:35:08,054 Of course. 700 00:35:08,054 --> 00:35:09,219 And you are aware that 701 00:35:09,221 --> 00:35:11,422 when I want something to happen, it... 702 00:35:11,424 --> 00:35:12,957 It generally happens. 703 00:35:13,993 --> 00:35:15,526 I don't doubt that. 704 00:35:15,528 --> 00:35:19,050 Well, why don't we check in on your friend in Bangkok? 705 00:35:19,072 --> 00:35:21,162 Trickster107. The one you hand-picked. 706 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,077 Let's see what he's been up to. 707 00:35:23,563 --> 00:35:25,763 Okay, what file am I looking at here? 708 00:35:26,766 --> 00:35:29,644 - YouTube, watch history. - Okay, here we are. 709 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:31,428 And... 710 00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:36,025 Oh... Ah! Oh. Oh. 711 00:35:36,931 --> 00:35:40,032 Looks like he's had something of a bad day. 712 00:35:40,843 --> 00:35:44,290 Yeah, that's Thai for "pool of his own blood." 713 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,035 Yeah. I don't think he's going to be thumbing through 714 00:35:46,122 --> 00:35:48,155 any of those magazine subscriptions. 715 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,722 Wonder if he had any adorable rugrats. 716 00:35:52,065 --> 00:35:55,066 Max Rager is a global brand, Major. 717 00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:56,910 We are everywhere. 718 00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:58,712 Like Starbucks. 719 00:35:59,248 --> 00:36:01,014 Or the Eye of Sauron. 720 00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:04,694 Tell you what, I can tell you're not comfortable with taking lives, 721 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,139 so I'm going to make things easier for you. 722 00:36:07,354 --> 00:36:08,787 You can save them instead. 723 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:13,303 Each day, one of those rat bastards trolling us is going to have a similar accident 724 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:19,907 until I get proof that you've sent Floyd Baracus to his watery grave. 725 00:36:20,009 --> 00:36:21,375 Oh, yeah. We know. 726 00:36:21,730 --> 00:36:24,512 So, it's time to play whack-a-zombie. 727 00:36:25,532 --> 00:36:30,165 But if you're not sure which hole Baracus is in, ask Liv Moore. 728 00:36:31,831 --> 00:36:33,297 We know she knows. 729 00:38:21,164 --> 00:38:22,830 Hey! What have you got for us? 730 00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:24,339 Twenty-two-year-old male corner boy. 731 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:27,050 Executed for selling on the wrong corner. 732 00:38:28,370 --> 00:38:30,437 Throat slip. A Mr. Boss special. 733 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,838 Pocketful of Utopium. 734 00:38:33,741 --> 00:38:35,241 This must be Lucky U. 735 00:38:35,543 --> 00:38:37,217 Sold by Mr. Boss' competition. 736 00:38:37,404 --> 00:38:40,505 What dumb-ass thought that moving in on Mr. Boss would be a good idea? 737 00:38:43,216 --> 00:38:44,382 Clive? 738 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,340 Something wrong? 739 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,180 Last night, Floyd Baracus took his own life. 740 00:38:51,057 --> 00:38:52,323 Jumped off the Aurora Bridge. 741 00:38:52,693 --> 00:38:56,167 Left his shoes, wallet and a suicide note. I thought you'd want to know. 742 00:38:56,410 --> 00:38:57,709 What did the note say? 743 00:38:57,749 --> 00:38:59,694 Mainly a bunch of sweet stuff to his son. 744 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,181 "I'll see you again someday." That sort of thing. 745 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:05,568 We're gonna drag the lake, but as of now, the case is officially closed. 746 00:39:14,469 --> 00:39:17,123 Uh... You're packed up. 747 00:39:17,339 --> 00:39:19,598 Yeah, I decided not to quit my job. 748 00:39:19,698 --> 00:39:21,131 I wish you would. 749 00:39:22,501 --> 00:39:23,634 Uh... 750 00:39:24,502 --> 00:39:28,416 I just stood next to parents who came in to identify their 22-year-old son. 751 00:39:28,441 --> 00:39:31,175 All right? Stacey Boss didn't slit the kid's throat, 752 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,334 but he might as well have. 753 00:39:32,893 --> 00:39:35,432 He's already gone after one district attorney. 754 00:39:35,595 --> 00:39:37,910 Let somebody I'm less fond of risk his life. 755 00:39:38,031 --> 00:39:39,754 And if I do that, what does it make me? 756 00:39:40,939 --> 00:39:42,589 All right, fine. 757 00:39:42,652 --> 00:39:44,006 You've got the right stuff. 758 00:39:44,053 --> 00:39:45,223 But stay here. 759 00:39:45,356 --> 00:39:47,147 You know, you'll have two men living with you, 760 00:39:47,249 --> 00:39:48,315 one's practically a Greek god, 761 00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:51,184 who's turned his body into a finely-tuned weapon, 762 00:39:51,186 --> 00:39:52,552 and, of course, Major. 763 00:39:54,206 --> 00:39:56,671 And either of us would do anything for you. 764 00:39:57,038 --> 00:40:01,110 My new place has a 24-hour doorman and a hot tub. 765 00:40:01,110 --> 00:40:03,659 The Major will serve as our doorman. 766 00:40:03,761 --> 00:40:05,592 All right? He's great with doors. 767 00:40:05,623 --> 00:40:07,123 The opening. The closing. 768 00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:09,786 And I will make sure that your tub time's hot as hell. 769 00:40:09,811 --> 00:40:10,943 Mmm... 770 00:40:14,494 --> 00:40:15,926 You're the best. 771 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:20,679 You know, for the record, I'd be very sad to see you go. 772 00:40:20,935 --> 00:40:23,498 My liver, on the other hand, is like, "Good riddance." 773 00:40:24,805 --> 00:40:27,373 - Uh, do you need help with the... - No. No. 774 00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:30,275 Thanks, Ravi. 775 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,070 For everything. 776 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:34,972 Uh... 777 00:41:06,604 --> 00:41:09,438 - Aw, crap. - Flip it, flip it, flip it! 778 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,559 You expecting someone? 779 00:41:12,561 --> 00:41:13,693 No. 780 00:41:21,402 --> 00:41:22,801 Yo, my boy here? 781 00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:27,386 This is the Lucky U? 782 00:41:27,387 --> 00:41:28,586 That's all we carry, honey. 783 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:32,557 Don E. You don't show up here. 784 00:41:32,559 --> 00:41:33,780 Then don't ignore my texts. 785 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:36,997 Some people don't have the common courtesy to die during business hours. 786 00:41:37,022 --> 00:41:39,088 - We gotta roll. - I'm sorry. 787 00:41:39,109 --> 00:41:40,175 I'll be back as soon as I can. 788 00:41:49,886 --> 00:41:51,819 Blaine is the new player. 789 00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:03,435 - synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com -