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Previously on iZombie...
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I want my life back, Ravi.
I eat brains.
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This is all we have.
One dose of the cure.
Two perhaps.
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Zombies are real, Liv.
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I'm gonna kill 'em all.
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I feed Seattle's zombies.
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Kill my crew, I'll make more.
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Make more now, bitch.
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You turned me
into a zombie.
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If it's what you
thought I wanted,
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then you don't know me
as well as you think you do.
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Whatever happens now,
I hope you can forgive me.
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It looks like Suzuki
must've gone down swinging.
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I need you to bring in
Major Lilywhite.
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Oh, my...
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Your brother
has lost a lot of blood,
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and he's gonna need
more in order to survive.
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- Liv is O-negative.
- Can you come with me,
Miss Moore?
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No.
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Time heals all wounds.
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Time heals all wounds.
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Hey, buddy.
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Another surgery
to remove shrapnel.
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Three months, three surgeries.
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You need to leave.
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Right now.
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Please, Mom. Let me be here
when Evan wakes up.
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It kills me
that he thinks I...
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You were gonna let him die?
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If Dr. Long hadn't been
on duty...
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If he hadn't shared
your blood type...
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Your brother has gotten
your texts, your emails,
your voicemails.
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If he wanted to see you,
you would know.
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It's drugs, isn't it?
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No. I'm not on drugs.
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What, then?
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If I told you,
you wouldn't believe me.
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You'd try to
have me committed,
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or you'd try to fix things
in ways that would only
make it all worse.
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You'd put us all in danger.
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Liv.
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Hey.
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I'm here.
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Go away.
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Don't come back.
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I couldn't have
given Evan my blood
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even if I had been willing
to turn him into a zombie.
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The second some nurse
took my pulse,
took my temperature,
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they would've quarantined me.
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Maybe it's better
I'm radioactive, that I repel
the people I love.
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Keeps things simple.
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Harden yourself, Liv.
You're a monster.
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Act like one.
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If I'd said,
"Yeah, Mom, heroin.
You're right.
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"I'm riding the white horse,
chasing the dragon,"
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she'd have put me
through hell,
but she'd forgive me.
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You can't give up
on your family, Liv.
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- Or Peyton.
- And Major?
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- Thought so.
- Or Major.
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He just...
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He hasn't been himself.
Helton Shelter won't give
him a good reference.
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He can't find a job
that gives his life
any meaning.
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Well, he forgave you.
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That's just a simple case
of bros before... Ex-fiances.
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But it would be wrong to say
I'm completely forgiven.
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Things are still...
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Watch out for the blood.
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This is why I pay someone
to fix my car.
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Victim was
Wendell Gordon Gale, 77.
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He died at 10:32 p.m.
Several people heard
the victim scream.
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And we're sure it's a murder?
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Well, CSI guy says
the jack is fully functional.
It didn't fail.
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Someone had to
kick the release.
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Check out this print.
Wafflestomper.
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The killer stood there
watching long enough
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for the blood
to reach his feet.
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He must've enjoyed
watching him die.
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Or he was in shock.
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Well, either way,
he made his way over
to the basement.
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Did you see that?
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The killer might've been
on a bike.
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Or a medical scooter.
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Are you the detective
in charge?
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Yes, ma'am.
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One of the officers said
you wanted to talk to me.
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I discovered the body.
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Wendell was my brother-in-law,
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my late husband's
older brother.
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Do you know anyone who
might've wanted to kill him?
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Honestly, Detective.
I'd be hard-pressed
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to think of anyone
in a three-mile radius
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whose day isn't brightened
by the news that he's gone.
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Not particularly
well-liked, huh?
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Well...
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Once upon a time,
Wendell was a decent fellow.
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But he's been a cantankerous
son of a bitch
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for the past 30 years,
give or take.
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You name it, he hates it.
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The laughter of children,
puppies,
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other races, his own race,
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trick-or-treaters,
Christmas carolers.
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What happened 30 years ago?
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Well, that's when
the fibromyalgia set in.
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He went on disability,
became embittered.
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His wife left him,
took the two kids with her.
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What was your relationship
like with your brother-in-law?
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I took pity on him.
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Have you noticed that
Final Hope hates me?
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Her name is New Hope,
not Final Hope.
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You know this.
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If I wanted to give her
a depressing name,
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I would've gone
with Phantom Menace.
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And she doesn't hate you.
She just feels like
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you don't put enough
energy into the relationship.
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And she is not gonna
let herself be a bit player
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in your grand drama.
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At least that's what
she insinuated to me.
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Sorry, New Hope.
I can't be trusted
with secrets.
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I am serious about this.
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I think someone's
feeling sorry for herself.
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- Who, me? Or...
- Oh, you.
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Well, I do feel
sorry for myself.
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But that doesn't mean that
I'm wrong about Final Hope.
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She looks traumatized
every time I get close
to her cage.
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Well, maybe it's
the cannibalism.
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- She is squeamish.
- Great.
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I'm grossing out a rat.
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That's it.
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I am throwing in the towel.
I am done.
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Until I'm human again,
no more interpersonal
relationships.
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I am all business.
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I'm one of the
Riders of the Apocalypse,
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leaving pestilence and
misery in my wake.
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I take it drinks with the
new roommate didn't go well.
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It was fine.
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She's fine.
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It's not like I'm gonna find
another Peyton on Craigslist.
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I mean, the girl works for
the IRS, for crying out loud.
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Well, if you're going
to be pathetic until
you're human again,
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I suppose we should try
to make that happen.
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Now, let me see...
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What do I need to
replicate the cure?
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Hmm... Ah, yes.
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Utopium from the night
of the boat massacre.
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The tainted stuff.
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I remember having
a limited supply...
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I remember asking you
not to use up the last bit...
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Whatever happened to that?
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Passive aggressive
is not a good look on you.
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Three months of trying
to recreate it has
gotten me nowhere.
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I mean, the cure wasn't even
properly tested.
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What if it wears off?
What if Major grows horns?
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How many times
can I say "I'm sorry"?
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- Well, one more would be good.
- I'm sorry.
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All right, then.
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But would we prefer
that Blaine was out there
making more zombies?
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That's why I gave him
the cure, to make sure that,
that couldn't happen.
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Plus, I got the distinct
impression that Major would've
put a shotgun in his mouth
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before he'd eat brains.
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Okay, so,
in the grand scheme,
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maybe it was
a little short-sighted.
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Let's find that Utopium.
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Where do we start?
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- Blaine.
- Of course.
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All roads lead to
your new mortal enemy.
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And where might he be?
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Who the hell knows?
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Death.
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I can't sugarcoat it.
This won't be easy.
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But I'm here
to make the process...
What's the word?
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Palatable.
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It's what I do.
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You'd be hard-pressed to find
anyone with more experience.
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I'll bet ever since
you got the news,
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you've been walking around
like a zombie, am I right?
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Yeah. I thought so.
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Just know this.
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My number-one priority
is your peace of mind.
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I never stop
thinking about it.
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So,
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let's take this
journey together.
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What do you say? Hmm?
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- Lieutenant Suzuki
died a hero.
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In recognition of his heroism,
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he has been awarded
the Seattle Police Department
Medal of Honor.
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How many more people might
have died had your husband
not waded into a firefight
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and dispatched members
of a drug ring responsible
for so many deaths?
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With the German Army
focused on Patton
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the main force bided its time
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waiting for better weather.
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Liv.
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Liv!
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What, already?
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Late night?
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Suddenly you're Matlock?
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Neighbor of the deceased
called the tip line, left an
unintelligible message.
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I was gonna run it down.
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Any visions yet?
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Yeah. I got a vision of you
leaving me the hell alone,
so I can catch some shut-eye.
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Fine. I'll handle this solo.
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You take care
of that hangover.
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Oh, brush the sand
out of your crack and relax.
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I'm just busting
your chops, flatfoot.
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Turn your hat around, punk.
Show some respect!
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What?
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Is he crouching
behind home plate
at Yankee Stadium?
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Captain came down
to Homicide today,
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presented Suzuki's widow
with the Medal of Honor.
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- He deserved it.
- Did he?
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So you and Major are
back together, huh?
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- How's that going?
- What? No. We're not together.
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We're the opposite
of together.
What makes you say that?
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Well, you're his alibi
for the Meat Cute murders.
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He spent the night
at my place.
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Must be how
I got the impression
you were back together.
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We talked about this.
He was on the couch.
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He just had a few
sleepless nights after he got
out of the mental hospital.
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- He didn't like being alone.
- So at the time
of the shooting,
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you were in your room,
he was on the couch.
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- You're sure he couldn't
have snuck out?
- I'm sure.
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We talked most of the night,
and he passed
the gun residue test.
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No one could find him
for 24 hours.
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He could've scrubbed
his clothes clean.
It just doesn't add up, Liv.
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The wound in Suzuki's thigh
looked self-inflicted.
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Julien, the guy Major claimed
was murdering his kids,
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the one Major said
he shot three times?
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Was one of the victims.
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The teenager found
in the deep freeze
was a Helton Shelter kid.
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It's a closed case, isn't it?
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Someone was satisfied
with the investigation.
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We do love making
one of our own a hero.
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Hello?
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Byron Thistlewaite?
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Yeah.
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I'm Detective Clive Babineaux,
and this is medical examiner
Olivia Moore.
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You left a message on
the SPD tipster hotline.
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Yeah, isn't that hotline
for anonymous tips?
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We don't claim it's anonymous.
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The implication, though.
I didn't leave
my name or number.
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- How'd you even find me?
- We sprung for caller ID.
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Thought it might come in
handy for solving murders
and whatnot.
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"T-shirts are passe"?
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I don't get it.
You're wearing a T-shirt.
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It's meant to be ironic.
245
00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:51,379
It's a joke.
246
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,589
Good one.
247
00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,174
Your T-shirt's stupid.
248
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,259
That's meant to be literal.
249
00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,428
Hi, I'm willing to report
an accident.
250
00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,889
These punks have been
hitting my neighbor's house
with eggs.
251
00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,517
And, um...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure...
252
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:08,062
Something about eggs
and somebody threatening
somebody?
253
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:12,149
Listen, I wanted to do
my civic duty, but I don't
wanna get involved.
254
00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:14,026
Why?
255
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,988
This... This kid,
256
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,741
he's, like, the terror
of the neighborhood.
257
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,076
What kid?
258
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,370
Rodney Ricks.
259
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:28,874
Okay, he's from
a couple blocks over.
He's a real thug.
260
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,043
He's a teenager. Not a bear.
261
00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:34,964
Pretend you got a pair
and speak up, son.
262
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:39,260
The other night,
I hear some commotion, and
I look out across the street,
263
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:44,557
and Rodney and a few of
his homies are egging
Wendell's house.
264
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,309
And Wendell comes
charging out and he tases him.
265
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:51,856
Rodney drops like a rock,
and Wendell just starts
kicking the hell out of him.
266
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,816
And finally, when Rodney
gets up, he's shouting,
267
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:58,988
"I'm gonna bleep you up,
old man."
268
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,698
Where were you standing
when you heard all this?
269
00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,578
You could make out
what they were saying
all the way from here?
270
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,414
All the shouted bits, yeah.
I had the window open.
271
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,751
You do all these
paint by numbers, or you have
a slow nephew or something?
272
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,544
No, I found them at a gallery.
273
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,212
Were they in the garbage?
274
00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:21,177
Sorry.
275
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,971
I would've been back sooner,
but we got stuck behind
an Asian driver.
276
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,848
Hey, Archie Bunker,
277
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,850
- I'm of Asian descent.
- Great.
278
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,852
Explain to your people
how turn signals work.
279
00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:34,899
Mind prepping drawer six
for transfer?
280
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:37,318
"Body going to Shady Plots."
New funeral home?
281
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:38,986
Uh, change of ownership.
282
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:43,657
Says here the new owner
is John Deaux.
That's D-E-A-U-X.
283
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,660
It's a known alias for
my least favorite of
our cured zombies.
284
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,094
Oh, the humanity.
285
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,765
You see anything you like?
286
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,434
It's so rare the dead
get to choose.
287
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,144
I got one with a breakaway lid
288
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,730
that's a real time-saver
for today's zombie
looking to make
289
00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:19,527
that classic hand-shooting-up-
through-the-dirt
big entrance.
290
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:23,906
I don't mind admitting
you were an inspiration
behind this venture.
291
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:28,202
Letting the brains
come to you.
292
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,080
Fortunately my previous
enterprise provided me
enough startup capital
293
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,540
I needed to diversify.
294
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,875
And Seattle's zombie
population feeds off
295
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,711
already-deceased people,
as God intended.
296
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,549
How low must the bar be
for me to be able to say,
with some sincerity,
297
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:42,758
that I am proud of you?
298
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,554
- Chocolate?
- Rain check.
299
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,431
Oh, forgot.
300
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,350
Taste buds as kaputski
as the rest of you.
301
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:56,397
Ah... Mmm.
302
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,108
Are you eating that
or impregnating it?
303
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,152
I'm curious.
304
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,905
Why?
305
00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:06,824
Why are you still suiting
up for Team Z?
306
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,201
The uniform sucks.
307
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:13,789
Morale is, let's be honest,
consistently low.
308
00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:16,667
Don't tell me you've actually
developed a taste for brains.
309
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,130
Hold the phone! You dig it.
310
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,300
You get off on being the hero,
don't you?
311
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,343
Oh, would you...
Would you look at that.
312
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,346
That's a... That's a
crime-solving zombie.
313
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,433
Roger, get in here!
She's a... She's a credit
to her species.
314
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,560
Why can't they all
be like her?
315
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,353
This isn't by choice.
316
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,147
So you gave
all the cure to me,
317
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,274
and you can't make more?
318
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,943
That must
stick in your craw.
319
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,405
Did you get a look
at the place?
320
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:47,740
Did you?
321
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,033
Come on.
322
00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:51,619
Check it out.
323
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,495
Viewing and services
in the chapel there,
324
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,122
refreshments served here.
325
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:58,500
Embalming and
brain-harvesting
in the basement.
326
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,211
It's got great flow,
don't you think?
327
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,422
I've been meaning to ask you.
328
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:04,924
After our last encounter,
329
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,218
you might recall it as
the night you shot me,
330
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,013
I was watching the coverage
of the gunfight
at the Meat Cute corral,
331
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,057
and guess what I didn't see?
332
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,142
Your boyfriend's name
among the deceased.
333
00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,645
Now, I'm no medical examiner,
but when I left,
334
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:21,106
I would've have put
dollars to donuts that
Dudley Do-Right was a goner.
335
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,942
Which could only mean
one thing.
336
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,069
Somewhere out there,
337
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,280
Major Lilywhite,
the most presciently named
zombie of all time,
338
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:31,283
- roams the Earth.
- Whitey Shamblemoore
begs to differ.
339
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,452
Well, next time
you see your beau,
340
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:35,287
remind him he owes me
a million dollars
341
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:39,708
and a whole deli's worth
of imported meat-slicing
appliances.
342
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,503
The night of the boat party,
you were selling Utopium.
343
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:46,173
But it wasn't pure.
It was cut with something.
344
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,342
We need more of it
if we're gonna make
more of the cure.
345
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,843
Mmm-hmm.
346
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,679
And why would I want to help?
347
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,139
I'm human.
I've got a thriving business.
348
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,684
I just learned
I've been pre-approved
for a Best Buy card.
349
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,394
I've gone legit.
350
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,689
Put my criminal ways
behind me.
351
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,441
We're not sure
your cure is permanent.
352
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,780
The first batch killed the
test rat inside of two days.
353
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,075
And which batch
did you shoot me up with?
354
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,869
The second.
355
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,163
So let me appeal
to your self-interest.
356
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,626
You're likely on borrowed
time, and if we don't get
that tainted Utopium,
357
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:27,172
you may wake up finding
yourself with a hankering
for some of the pink stuff.
358
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,800
Shipment just arrived.
359
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,343
Mmm-hmm.
360
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,888
Tell you what, Liv Moore,
361
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,058
I'll make some inquiries
about that special
boat-night Utopium.
362
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,352
Inquire like your life
depends on it.
363
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:47,484
Oh, and you can save your
respectable businessman
jiggery-pokery
364
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,194
for someone who might buy it.
365
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,072
Hand to God.
Your boyfriend
scared me straight.
366
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,782
I'm a changed man.
367
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,993
You'll see.
I'll earn your trust.
368
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,579
We should go out some night,
bust some criminals' skulls.
369
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,670
Gentlemen.
370
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,839
Let's take a look
at this bad boy.
371
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,305
Who's gonna rule Seattle?
372
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,766
We are.
373
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,935
One hundred percent
pure and uncut.
374
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,917
I'm gonna come clean
with you, Major.
375
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,960
I'm an emotional eater,
and last night,
376
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,463
I was feeling all
stuffed-crust pepperoni.
377
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,799
I'm your trainer, Bill,
not your priest.
378
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,050
Ready to work?
379
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,768
Two, three, four,
380
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,438
five, six, seven...
381
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,331
You're determined.
I'll give you that.
382
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,291
I get it.
You're not talking to me.
383
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,585
Look, I told you.
I just need some time.
384
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,504
This isn't a social call.
385
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,215
And it's not a message
you'd want recorded
for posterity.
386
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,467
- Yeah?
- It's Clive.
387
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,137
He's grilling me about
your Meat Cute alibi.
388
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,848
He's like a dog with a bone.
Those five dead henchmen?
389
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,891
He suspects you killed them.
390
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,479
Where've you been?
391
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,482
They brought in
that Rodney Ricks kid
who killed Wendell.
392
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:52,693
He did it?
393
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,153
- You had a vision?
- No!
394
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,947
Good God, Lemon, patience!
395
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,074
That kid screams guilty.
He's wearing makeup,
396
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,744
and his pants are
hanging so low, they look like
a bra for his ass.
397
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,497
Obama.
398
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,711
So, I went to see
your brother this morning.
399
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,713
You did? Why?
400
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,299
I took your favorite
police sketch artist, Jimmy,
to see him.
401
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,844
Had Evan describe the man
who hired him at Meat Cute.
402
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,056
This is what
Jimmy came up with.
403
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,643
Now I worked with
the sketch artist at
the 48th Precinct last month,
404
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:30,105
described the man
I met at Meat Cute
on that decapitation case.
405
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,316
Here's my sketch.
406
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:38,071
There was a name
written in Suzuki's own blood
at Meat Cute.
407
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,199
Blaine.
408
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,577
I think this is our Blaine.
409
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,537
You ever see him?
410
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:46,914
Maybe with Major?
411
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,457
Nope.
412
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,085
I'm warning you, son.
413
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,213
A bunch of good men didn't
die face-down in the muck
414
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,840
so you could paint your face
like a $2 whore.
415
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,717
I think what
she means to say is,
416
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,428
did you or did you not
threaten Mr. Gale?
417
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:05,182
That douche
from across the street went
running to the cops, huh?
418
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,267
He tell you
the old son of a bitch
tased me?
419
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:10,562
So, you have motive
and no alibi.
420
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,106
You know who you
should be going after?
421
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,525
- Who?
- Squirrels.
422
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,446
Talk about motive.
He hates 'em for
getting into his bird feeders.
423
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,950
We thought it'd be hilarious
to toss bags of
sunflower seeds into his yard
424
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,701
every time we went by.
425
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,955
After a while, his place was
just overrun with squirrels.
426
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,123
Then, one day, poof!
427
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,542
They're all dead.
Like, a hundred of them.
428
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,295
He poisoned 'em,
stacked 'em up like firewood,
and burned 'em.
429
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,548
Who does that?
430
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,175
Would you mind putting your
foot up on the table?
431
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,307
You know,
if we were in Baghdad,
432
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,767
this would be like me
flipping you off.
433
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,853
Should I put the other one
up here, too?
434
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,106
Does this look like
your gynecologist's office?
435
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,071
Haven't you heard?
That stuff'll rot your brain.
436
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,115
I think we're too late.
437
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,284
Ah.
438
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,662
"Max Rager, Minimum Return."
439
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,331
That was the headline
in the Journal yesterday.
440
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,333
I'm sure you saw it.
441
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,793
Yesterday?
442
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,837
Yesterday
443
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,507
I biked up Buck Mountain,
sailed back down
in a hang glider.
444
00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:22,342
I had my breakfast,
445
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,428
made love to my companion,
446
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,346
sent her on her way.
447
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:30,142
Then I took my
Asian investors ballooning
in wine country,
448
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,728
I secured a deal which
opened up Vietnam and Laos,
449
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,022
then I jetted back home
where I accepted...
450
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,026
...a Chamber of Commerce
innovator award.
451
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,862
Gee, I guess I must've
missed the Journal headline.
452
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,947
Why don't you email it to me?
453
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,032
No one
on the board doubts
your commitment to
454
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,492
being the face of the company.
455
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,037
Since the article
detailing how Max Rager
consumers have experienced
456
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,413
manic, violent episodes,
457
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,956
sales have dropped 30%.
458
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,833
And, of course,
there are the lawsuits.
459
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,335
Last year, we did sales of...
460
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,669
Seven point eight.
461
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,297
Eight b-b-billion dollars.
462
00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,550
I'm more than the face,
and I hope you and the board
don't forget that.
463
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:06,261
And when Super Max
hits the market, well...
464
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,306
You've been
promising us Super Max
for a year, Vaughn.
465
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,225
And can you guarantee
Super Max won't have
the same side effects
466
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,353
that plagued Max Rager?
467
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,732
Well, I can guarantee that
we will all be so wealthy,
we won't care.
468
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,362
Lighten up, people.
Lighten up.
469
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,281
I am
Mr. Social Responsibility.
470
00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,617
Our best and brightest
are on it.
471
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,452
And as always,
472
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:35,749
your encouragement and advice
are valued and taken to heart.
473
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,501
So, one love,
474
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,752
sayonara,
475
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,338
hasta pronto.
476
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:44,674
Remind me again why
we can't put all of them
into the company plane
477
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,843
and fly it right into
a volcano?
478
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,057
We need their money.
479
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,143
Once Super Max hits shelves,
you'll be untouchable.
480
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:58,188
Assuming we're not
mid-zombie apocalypse.
481
00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,689
That's not gonna happen.
482
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:03,735
- Oh?
- Our surveillance
has paid off.
483
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,863
- We've solved
the zombie problem.
- And how's that?
484
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,366
We've located the instrument
of their destruction.
485
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,078
Is that my cue to start
cackling maniacally,
486
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:16,289
or shall I wait for you
provide the details?
487
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,302
Hi. I'm here for Mr. Addis.
488
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,055
The new trainer.
Yeah, come in.
489
00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:34,891
You know, my dad's not fat,
but his job is killing him.
490
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,437
High stress,
and he refuses to get his
blood pressure checked.
491
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,647
I mean, I keep bugging him
to start working out,
492
00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:42,732
but he's a heart attack
waiting to happen.
493
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,819
That's Kyle.
494
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,821
- He won't notice you unless
you're a zombie he can kill.
495
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:50,740
Hey, Dad! Your trainer's here.
496
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,535
No pressure,
but we're counting on you
to save his life.
497
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:54,953
No pressure.
498
00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:03,545
Hey there.
499
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,714
Is it too soon to start
begging for mercy?
500
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:23,023
That, uh, chin-up contest
you talked about?
501
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,649
Yeah, it's on. Right now.
502
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,319
You go first.
503
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,322
So, listen, uh...
504
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,366
Look, I know you've not been
in a great head space
these days,
505
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,077
but I wanted to talk to you
about the house, generally.
506
00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,330
The kitchen, specifically.
507
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,041
The goop in the sink?
It's developed consciousness
and opposable thumbs.
508
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,793
So I showed up to train
a new client today,
509
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:44,961
and he was a zombie.
510
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,965
What, like,
blonde hair, pale skin?
511
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,342
No.
512
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,843
- He was normal-looking.
- So how did you know?
513
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,387
I... Look, I can't explain it,
all right,
514
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:55,847
but I knew.
515
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:58,725
My hair stood on end,
my pulse was racing.
516
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:01,394
Like a wild animal's fear
instinct telling you to run.
517
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,896
Look, I've experienced it
once before.
518
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,564
With Liv.
519
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,441
No, I was in a crowd.
520
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,568
Liv, uh, doesn't seem
to set it off.
521
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,071
Huh...
522
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,198
Because she domesticated you.
523
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,284
Like a lap dog or a pigeon
that would eat crumbs
out of your hand.
524
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,038
Why don't I take care
of them dishes?
525
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:24,584
Hey, what's up, pale beauty?
526
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,753
Dream on, Tupac. Pfft.
527
00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:28,255
Oh, it's like that?
528
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,631
You rang?
529
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,925
So, three days before
Wendell Gale was killed,
530
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,010
he filed an insurance claim.
531
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,264
Someone apparently
keyed his car to the
tune of $1,300 in damages.
532
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,349
Rodney Ricks?
Sounds like something
533
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,851
- that kid would do.
- I know you feelin' me, girl,
stop playin'.
534
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,312
Yeah, my thoughts, too.
535
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:48,108
None of Rodney's shoes matched
our wafflestomper print,
but he could've ditched 'em.
536
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,443
- You wanna go pay him a visit?
- Hey, snowflake.
537
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,572
You look like you could use
a little color in you,
you know what I'm saying?
538
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,615
Sir.
539
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,325
Unless you wanna
spend the night in a cell
540
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,786
with the Aryan Knights
of the New Confederacy,
541
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:00,996
you're gonna need to zip it.
542
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,208
Thanks, Clive.
You're one of the good ones.
543
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:14,801
I'm gonna go get myself
a coffee and try very hard
to forget you said that.
544
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:15,927
What?
545
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,055
Oh, it was a compliment.
546
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:25,895
Enjoying your day off?
547
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,064
I think we've discovered
a new side effect of the cure.
548
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,317
- Yeah?
- Well, more than once now,
549
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,320
Major's run into people and
he's just utterly convinced
they're zombies.
550
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:35,947
His heart starts racing,
his hair stands on end.
551
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,033
He's a human zombie detector.
552
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:41,828
So New Hope has had the cure.
That's why she runs away
from me.
553
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,788
My thoughts exactly.
554
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,124
Then that stands to
reason that all of
the patients who...
555
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,463
Oh, for God's sake.
556
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:52,964
Now, you listen here,
young lady.
557
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,091
I have had it
with your shenanigans.
558
00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:59,012
You stubborn,
mean-spirited bastard.
559
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:03,516
Think I can sell my place,
when I'm living next to this
hell hole?
560
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,728
You sleep with one eye open,
Wendell.
561
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:09,356
No, no!
562
00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:13,693
No, not my car!
Get back here, you old hag!
563
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,404
...your sense of entitlement,
your complete lack
of manners...
564
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:20,200
Did they find the guy
who did that to your hair,
or is he still at large?
565
00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:21,951
Jimmy. Jimmy.
566
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,120
Hey, never mind her.
567
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,373
There are some bear claws
in the break room.
Why don't you take mine?
568
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:27,791
I'm taking hers, too.
569
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,835
- Oh, you'll lose a hand.
- I'm not scared of you!
570
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,545
What's your deal?
571
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,172
Do you need some aspirin?
572
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,507
Like, some lady aspirin?
573
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,509
- Whoa!
- I'm sorry, it's just...
574
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,010
I had a vision.
575
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,680
It wasn't Rodney
who keyed Wendell's car.
576
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,723
It was Wendell's
sister-in-law, Clara.
577
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:48,269
She can't sell her house
because Wendell's place
is like Little Calcutta.
578
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:50,855
She told him to
"sleep with one eye open."
579
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,732
She's in one of those
wheelchair things.
580
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,234
How's she gonna kick
out the jack?
581
00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,819
In my vision, she was jogging.
582
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,408
Open up.
583
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:04,744
I'm here on business.
I can hear you
moving around in there.
584
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:07,914
I was sorry to hear
about your brother.
585
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:11,167
I wanted to be at the funeral,
but, you know. Things came up.
586
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:14,254
Look, I need to talk to you
about the night of
the boat party.
587
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,297
Someone cut the
Utopium that night.
588
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,842
It was you, right?
You and your twin?
589
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:22,637
There's a payday. A big one.
590
00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:25,807
For whoever can show me
how it was done.
591
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,517
Don't make me
huff and puff, man.
592
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,274
Don E.
593
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,527
Long time, brother.
594
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,362
I didn't cut it.
595
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,281
But I know who did.
596
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:42,991
So is there
some kind of finder's fee?
597
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,293
Come in!
598
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:59,591
Oh, watch it, ladies,
it's the po-po.
599
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,761
And what can I do
for you, Officers?
600
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,555
We have reason to believe
you vandalized
your brother-in-law's car
601
00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:07,640
a couple of weeks ago,
and then threatened him.
602
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,225
Am I a suspect now?
603
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:13,354
Ladies, they think I might've
killed Wendell.
604
00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,064
But you were with us.
605
00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:17,066
Damn right, I was.
606
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,903
We all heard the scream.
We couldn't figure out
what it was.
607
00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,906
- You all can vouch that
Clara was with you?
- She was.
608
00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,073
Sitting right there.
609
00:30:27,577 --> 00:30:30,538
You poor, dear thing.
610
00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,500
You're white as a ghost.
And so skinny.
611
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,877
You need to eat something.
612
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,962
- Oh, that's okay.
- Oh, no, go on. Have a bite.
613
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:40,006
Be a good girl.
614
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,385
That's it.
Be a good girl.
615
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:46,429
Eat up, you ugly bitch.
616
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:49,140
Think you can crap
in my yard, do you?
617
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,895
Hello? Anybody home?
618
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,527
Wendell was offering a dog
a rolled-up piece of bologna.
619
00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:03,279
He wanted to punish it
for pooping in his yard.
620
00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:04,656
You think he was
poisoning the dog?
621
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,950
Well, that's what it
looked like.
622
00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:08,535
It was a spaniel.
623
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,039
Like our reluctant
tipster Byron's.
624
00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:16,334
I don't remember a dog.
625
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,628
Precisely.
626
00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:22,715
He had dog toys and all
those paintings of spaniels,
but no actual spaniel.
627
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:26,219
What if Wendell
poisoned Byron's dog,
and Byron found out?
628
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,429
Byron crushes Wendell,
629
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:31,266
then calls in
an anonymous tip fingering
the local juvenile delinquent.
630
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:35,478
Let's pay the man a visit.
631
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,694
- Officers?
- Evening, Mr. Thistlewaite.
632
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,946
- We had a few more...
- Where's your dog, Byron?
633
00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:46,990
Uh...
634
00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:48,992
"Uh. Uh. Uh."
635
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,994
It's a simple question.
636
00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:54,122
Don't stall for time.
Don't invent a story.
Produce the dog.
637
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:56,833
Lana!
638
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,751
Come here, girl.
639
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,297
Hmm.
640
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,386
As we suspected...
641
00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:10,305
You have a dog.
642
00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,515
That's just a little game
we play called,
643
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,559
"Does the person
we're questioning have a dog?"
644
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,645
- So why'd you...
- Mr. Thistlewaite, we were
just doubling back,
645
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,772
asking a few more questions.
646
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,190
Can you tell us where
you were between
the hours of 10:00 and 11:00
647
00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:22,859
on the night
Wendell was killed?
648
00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:25,737
At the Foggy Duck. It's a pub
a couple blocks over.
649
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,989
- There was a football game.
- Do you remember
who was playing?
650
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,866
- Arsenal-Chelsea.
- Soccer.
651
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,203
Recognize him?
652
00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,039
Is that Byron?
653
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,875
Heading into the Foggy Duck
an hour before the murder.
654
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,836
He gets in his car and leaves
an hour after the murder.
655
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:45,048
I looked into it,
there was an Arsenal-Chelsea
rebroadcast that night.
656
00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:48,885
So his alibi checks out.
He was busy hating America.
657
00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:51,054
Why does it look like
you swallowed a canary?
658
00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:52,680
Because when I went
to the pub,
659
00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:54,807
I saw that there was
a second exit around the side,
660
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,143
one that can't be seen by
the surveillance camera.
661
00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,853
But most importantly,
662
00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:02,732
look what I found
tacked up at the pub.
663
00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:05,735
Judging by the flyers
underneath this one and the
ones partially covering it,
664
00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:07,445
I'd guess it's been
up there for about a week.
665
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,322
But we know the dog is alive,
so what does...
666
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,282
What if on the night
of the murder,
667
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,701
Byron sat in this pub
downing pints.
668
00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:17,288
His dog was missing,
and he was sure
Wendell was responsible.
669
00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,873
He gets enough
liquid courage in him
670
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:21,167
that he decides to go
have a chat with Wendell.
671
00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:26,130
He finds the old man
underneath his car,
loses it, kicks out the jack.
672
00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,466
Then, a day or two later,
Lana comes wandering back.
673
00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:31,427
- Well, good luck to us
proving it.
- There's the bonus.
674
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:32,887
Take another look
at the screen, there.
675
00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,639
What do you see?
676
00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:43,773
His shoes. Wafflestompers.
677
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,233
Let's hope they're a match.
678
00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:51,572
I'm gonna need you to step
outside while the officers
conduct the search.
679
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,627
Watts, master closet first.
680
00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,508
You failed to mention you
misplaced your dog last week.
681
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:11,968
Was that even relevant?
682
00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:14,804
Well, once we asked
about your dog? Yeah.
683
00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:18,141
I went back and checked out
that Arsenal-Chelsea match.
684
00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:22,103
Right about the time Mr. Gale
was murdered, an Arsenal
player headed in a goal.
685
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,564
Which one was he? Which guy?
686
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,318
This what you were
looking for, Detective?
687
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,030
Thanks, Eric. It is, indeed.
688
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,288
Right here,
we have a boot print
left in Wendell's blood.
689
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:42,790
What do you know?
It's a match.
690
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:55,511
I thought he killed her.
691
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,184
He threatened to.
Multiple times.
692
00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:04,520
He said if he caught her in
his yard one more time...
693
00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:06,355
Lana had been missing
a few days,
694
00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:08,024
and I'd searched
the neighborhood.
695
00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:10,860
But in my heart, I knew what
had happened to her.
696
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:13,863
I had more than a few beers
in me that night.
697
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,948
I know it was you.
698
00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:19,368
What did you do to my dog?
699
00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:22,288
That's one dog
that won't be crapping in
anyone else's yard.
700
00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:24,999
He pretty much admitted
to it, to killing her.
701
00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,217
It was one second.
702
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,011
It was one second of my life
that I can't take back.
703
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,351
And that's when I heard it.
704
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:06,082
I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna have to leave you.
705
00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:09,669
Yes, I am.
706
00:36:19,095 --> 00:36:21,139
A momentary lapse in reason,
and now
707
00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:24,100
Byron will likely spend
his next 20 years in prison.
708
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,686
Well, you did your job.
People don't get to
kill each other willy-nilly.
709
00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:27,812
We're cremating Wendell?
710
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,149
We couldn't find
any next of kin?
711
00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,568
We found them.
They just weren't interested
in claiming his body.
712
00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:41,200
What do you have to say
for yourself, Wendell?
713
00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:44,662
Life dealt you a lousy hand,
so you just folded tent,
714
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,707
decided it was easier to be
a rotten bastard.
715
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,209
That's not gonna be me.
716
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,088
I'm going down swinging.
717
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:58,009
Zombies don't
deserve our mercy, so just
718
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,428
put that thought
out of your head.
719
00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:02,930
How to explain?
720
00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:05,850
I love submarine movies.
721
00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,852
Big fan.
722
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,188
And there's always
this moment...
723
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,691
It's the moment where
the sub is torpedoed,
724
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,401
and the compartment
is flooding,
725
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:19,405
and the captain's gotta give
the order to "seal it up,"
726
00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:24,452
even though he knows
that there are men
still alive in there.
727
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,871
Cut to the sailor
who receives that order,
728
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,706
tears in his eyes,
729
00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:32,210
closing that hatch
on his comrades.
730
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:37,131
The man that closes that
hatch is a hero, isn't he?
731
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,508
But we are both doing
what needs to be done.
732
00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:42,553
We are saving lives.
733
00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:47,016
- There are zombies
living among us.
734
00:37:48,851 --> 00:37:51,187
And they are feasting
on human brains.
735
00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:54,482
Where do they get
these brains? Who knows?
736
00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,234
Ahhh!
737
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:03,032
But don't you think it's a
good idea to put an end to it?
738
00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:04,867
Sure, they look like us,
they sound like us,
739
00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:08,246
but if you think of them as
740
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,832
brain-eating atomic bombs,
you'll sleep like a baby.
741
00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:14,627
You've got the wrong
man for the job.
742
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,546
Oh, I have the only man
for the job.
743
00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:19,840
More than once now,
Major's run into people
744
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:22,385
and he's just utterly
convinced they're zombies.
745
00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:24,929
His heart starts racing,
his hair stands on end.
746
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,223
He's a human zombie detector.
747
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:28,766
See?
748
00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:30,559
You're singularly qualified.
749
00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:34,772
Now, we've learned a few
things about zombies.
750
00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:39,777
Weird as it sounds,
they can't get enough
of spicy food.
751
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:44,490
And in order to blend in,
they require pretty regular
tanning and hair dyeing.
752
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:48,119
Our tech boys have
developed an algorithm
753
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:53,916
which scans credit card
statements for charges which
fit this zombie profile.
754
00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,461
Those 322 people are
suspected zombies.
755
00:38:57,670 --> 00:39:01,882
Your mission, determine which
ones are the real deal
756
00:39:02,091 --> 00:39:03,759
and close that hatch on them.
757
00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:04,885
Kill them?
758
00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:07,888
Yes.
759
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,142
After all...
760
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,936
Aren't you the greatest
zombie killer alive?
761
00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:20,026
You forgot your list.
762
00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:22,528
I'm not doing this.
763
00:39:22,737 --> 00:39:25,156
It's Clive.
He's grilling me about
your Meat Cute alibi.
764
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,867
He's like a dog with a bone.
Those five dead henchmen?
765
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,785
He suspects you killed them.
766
00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:33,998
I've got you over a barrel,
big guy.
767
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:37,460
Five murders, that's a lot
of years in the pokey.
768
00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:41,422
Do what you gotta do.
769
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,841
Major, we are doing
our civic duty here.
770
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:48,846
We played a big part in
creating this problem.
771
00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:51,557
And we are gonna be
very aggressive
in cleaning it up.
772
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,727
We do know of one zombie,
773
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:56,354
Liv Moore.
774
00:39:56,562 --> 00:40:00,191
We don't have
to start with her,
775
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:01,984
but we've gotta
start somewhere.
776
00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:38,270
When I was 21,
it was a very good year.
777
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,439
27? Less great.
778
00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:43,567
Best friend gone.
Love of my life avoiding me.
779
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:46,987
And my brother and mom still
unwilling to hear me out.
780
00:40:47,196 --> 00:40:50,241
Tomorrow I'll eat a new brain,
get Wendell out of my system.
781
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,284
Maybe someday
I'll be forgiven.
782
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,578
With any luck, someone with
a winning personality
783
00:40:54,787 --> 00:40:57,081
is out there getting
murdered right now.
784
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,250
Whoa. Uncool, Liv.
785
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,751
Get out of my head, Wendell.
786
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,255
- Yeah?
- Hey, roomie.
787
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,590
Wanna watch the season
premiere of Zombie High?
788
00:41:06,799 --> 00:41:08,259
Not really.
789
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,094
I want to stay in here
feeling sorry for myself,
790
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,555
not listen to IRS
break room gossip.
791
00:41:12,763 --> 00:41:14,390
Sounds great.
I'll be right there.
792
00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:19,520
Hmm.
793
00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,856
What are those pesky zombies
up to this week?
794
00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:26,235
Death and mayhem.
795
00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:27,987
The ush.
796
00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:29,488
Hey, uh, how was work?
797
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:32,241
Oh, my God.
798
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:35,369
You would not believe
the guy we hired.
799
00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:38,789
Super freaking hot.
Like, stupid hot.
800
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:40,374
Magic Mike hot.
801
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:43,002
Right on.
Are you gonna work
your Gilda magic on him?
802
00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,546
It's under
serious consideration.
803
00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,675
Maybe I'll just toy
with him for a while.
804
00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,802
Oh, he doesn't stand a chance.
805
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,181
No, zombie!
806
00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:57,016
Dumb, dumb zombie.