1 00:00:00,961 --> 00:00:02,629 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,631 I want my life back, Ravi. I eat brains. 3 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:07,634 This is all we have. One dose of the cure. Two perhaps. 4 00:00:08,093 --> 00:00:09,302 Zombies are real, Liv. 5 00:00:09,511 --> 00:00:10,845 I'm gonna kill 'em all. 6 00:00:13,223 --> 00:00:15,016 I feed Seattle's zombies. 7 00:00:15,225 --> 00:00:17,102 Kill my crew, I'll make more. 8 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,231 Make more now, bitch. 9 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,524 You turned me into a zombie. 10 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,234 If it's what you thought I wanted, 11 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,361 then you don't know me as well as you think you do. 12 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:30,657 Whatever happens now, I hope you can forgive me. 13 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,909 It looks like Suzuki must've gone down swinging. 14 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:34,494 I need you to bring in Major Lilywhite. 15 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:37,998 Oh, my... 16 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,624 Your brother has lost a lot of blood, 17 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:41,501 and he's gonna need more in order to survive. 18 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,003 - Liv is O-negative. - Can you come with me, Miss Moore? 19 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,170 No. 20 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,386 Time heals all wounds. 21 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:57,350 Time heals all wounds. 22 00:01:08,737 --> 00:01:09,738 Hey, buddy. 23 00:01:13,158 --> 00:01:15,660 Another surgery to remove shrapnel. 24 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:18,246 Three months, three surgeries. 25 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,167 You need to leave. 26 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,044 Right now. 27 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,588 Please, Mom. Let me be here when Evan wakes up. 28 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:27,922 It kills me that he thinks I... 29 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,174 You were gonna let him die? 30 00:01:31,176 --> 00:01:33,636 If Dr. Long hadn't been on duty... 31 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:35,805 If he hadn't shared your blood type... 32 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:40,852 Your brother has gotten your texts, your emails, your voicemails. 33 00:01:41,061 --> 00:01:42,520 If he wanted to see you, you would know. 34 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,399 It's drugs, isn't it? 35 00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:47,901 No. I'm not on drugs. 36 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,277 What, then? 37 00:01:49,486 --> 00:01:51,696 If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. 38 00:01:51,905 --> 00:01:53,865 You'd try to have me committed, 39 00:01:54,074 --> 00:01:57,911 or you'd try to fix things in ways that would only make it all worse. 40 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,621 You'd put us all in danger. 41 00:02:01,915 --> 00:02:03,208 Liv. 42 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,380 Hey. 43 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:11,508 I'm here. 44 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:16,262 Go away. 45 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,809 Don't come back. 46 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,732 I couldn't have given Evan my blood 47 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:30,902 even if I had been willing to turn him into a zombie. 48 00:02:31,111 --> 00:02:33,905 The second some nurse took my pulse, took my temperature, 49 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:36,157 they would've quarantined me. 50 00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:39,744 Maybe it's better I'm radioactive, that I repel the people I love. 51 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:41,412 Keeps things simple. 52 00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:44,916 Harden yourself, Liv. You're a monster. 53 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:46,918 Act like one. 54 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:16,614 If I'd said, "Yeah, Mom, heroin. You're right. 55 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:19,033 "I'm riding the white horse, chasing the dragon," 56 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,035 she'd have put me through hell, but she'd forgive me. 57 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,745 You can't give up on your family, Liv. 58 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,747 - Or Peyton. - And Major? 59 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:26,708 - Thought so. - Or Major. 60 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,960 He just... 61 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:31,254 He hasn't been himself. Helton Shelter won't give him a good reference. 62 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,298 He can't find a job that gives his life any meaning. 63 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:35,049 Well, he forgave you. 64 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,844 That's just a simple case of bros before... Ex-fiances. 65 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:46,436 But it would be wrong to say I'm completely forgiven. 66 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:47,937 Things are still... 67 00:03:48,146 --> 00:03:49,939 Watch out for the blood. 68 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,025 This is why I pay someone to fix my car. 69 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:21,638 Victim was Wendell Gordon Gale, 77. 70 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:24,766 He died at 10:32 p.m. Several people heard the victim scream. 71 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,851 And we're sure it's a murder? 72 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:29,479 Well, CSI guy says the jack is fully functional. It didn't fail. 73 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:31,189 Someone had to kick the release. 74 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,233 Check out this print. Wafflestomper. 75 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,567 The killer stood there watching long enough 76 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:36,027 for the blood to reach his feet. 77 00:04:36,236 --> 00:04:37,820 He must've enjoyed watching him die. 78 00:04:38,029 --> 00:04:39,697 Or he was in shock. 79 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:41,032 Well, either way, he made his way over to the basement. 80 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,992 Did you see that? 81 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:45,370 The killer might've been on a bike. 82 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:46,746 Or a medical scooter. 83 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,250 Are you the detective in charge? 84 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,876 Yes, ma'am. 85 00:04:52,085 --> 00:04:53,461 One of the officers said you wanted to talk to me. 86 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,672 I discovered the body. 87 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,048 Wendell was my brother-in-law, 88 00:04:57,257 --> 00:04:58,675 my late husband's older brother. 89 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,176 Do you know anyone who might've wanted to kill him? 90 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:02,095 Honestly, Detective. I'd be hard-pressed 91 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,097 to think of anyone in a three-mile radius 92 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:07,225 whose day isn't brightened by the news that he's gone. 93 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,018 Not particularly well-liked, huh? 94 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:10,561 Well... 95 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,314 Once upon a time, Wendell was a decent fellow. 96 00:05:13,523 --> 00:05:15,733 But he's been a cantankerous son of a bitch 97 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:17,735 for the past 30 years, give or take. 98 00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:19,320 You name it, he hates it. 99 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:21,948 The laughter of children, puppies, 100 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,700 other races, his own race, 101 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:25,702 trick-or-treaters, Christmas carolers. 102 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,287 What happened 30 years ago? 103 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,914 Well, that's when the fibromyalgia set in. 104 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:33,251 He went on disability, became embittered. 105 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,586 His wife left him, took the two kids with her. 106 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:37,588 What was your relationship like with your brother-in-law? 107 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:39,382 I took pity on him. 108 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,604 Have you noticed that Final Hope hates me? 109 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:56,274 Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. 110 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:57,859 You know this. 111 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,485 If I wanted to give her a depressing name, 112 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:01,863 I would've gone with Phantom Menace. 113 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:04,657 And she doesn't hate you. She just feels like 114 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,993 you don't put enough energy into the relationship. 115 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,828 And she is not gonna let herself be a bit player 116 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,288 in your grand drama. 117 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:13,124 At least that's what she insinuated to me. 118 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:16,085 Sorry, New Hope. I can't be trusted with secrets. 119 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,129 I am serious about this. 120 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,174 I think someone's feeling sorry for herself. 121 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,343 - Who, me? Or... - Oh, you. 122 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,720 Well, I do feel sorry for myself. 123 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,598 But that doesn't mean that I'm wrong about Final Hope. 124 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:31,726 She looks traumatized every time I get close to her cage. 125 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,103 Well, maybe it's the cannibalism. 126 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:36,230 - She is squeamish. - Great. 127 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,149 I'm grossing out a rat. 128 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:39,525 That's it. 129 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:42,820 I am throwing in the towel. I am done. 130 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:45,990 Until I'm human again, no more interpersonal relationships. 131 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:47,950 I am all business. 132 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,827 I'm one of the Riders of the Apocalypse, 133 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:52,789 leaving pestilence and misery in my wake. 134 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,999 I take it drinks with the new roommate didn't go well. 135 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,542 It was fine. 136 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:58,336 She's fine. 137 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:01,172 It's not like I'm gonna find another Peyton on Craigslist. 138 00:07:01,381 --> 00:07:04,008 I mean, the girl works for the IRS, for crying out loud. 139 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:07,428 Well, if you're going to be pathetic until you're human again, 140 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:10,056 I suppose we should try to make that happen. 141 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,682 Now, let me see... 142 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:14,394 What do I need to replicate the cure? 143 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,729 Hmm... Ah, yes. 144 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:18,648 Utopium from the night of the boat massacre. 145 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,525 The tainted stuff. 146 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:23,820 I remember having a limited supply... 147 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:26,739 I remember asking you not to use up the last bit... 148 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:28,241 Whatever happened to that? 149 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,284 Passive aggressive is not a good look on you. 150 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,870 Three months of trying to recreate it has gotten me nowhere. 151 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:34,705 I mean, the cure wasn't even properly tested. 152 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,874 What if it wears off? What if Major grows horns? 153 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:39,043 How many times can I say "I'm sorry"? 154 00:07:39,252 --> 00:07:41,921 - Well, one more would be good. - I'm sorry. 155 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:44,048 All right, then. 156 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:47,385 But would we prefer that Blaine was out there making more zombies? 157 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:51,389 That's why I gave him the cure, to make sure that, that couldn't happen. 158 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:54,767 Plus, I got the distinct impression that Major would've put a shotgun in his mouth 159 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:56,352 before he'd eat brains. 160 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:58,729 Okay, so, in the grand scheme, 161 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,566 maybe it was a little short-sighted. 162 00:08:01,774 --> 00:08:02,942 Let's find that Utopium. 163 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,444 Where do we start? 164 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,112 - Blaine. - Of course. 165 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,823 All roads lead to your new mortal enemy. 166 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,450 And where might he be? 167 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,368 Who the hell knows? 168 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:13,828 Death. 169 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,997 I can't sugarcoat it. This won't be easy. 170 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,916 But I'm here to make the process... What's the word? 171 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:20,209 Palatable. 172 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,003 It's what I do. 173 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,589 You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone with more experience. 174 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:26,257 I'll bet ever since you got the news, 175 00:08:26,466 --> 00:08:28,593 you've been walking around like a zombie, am I right? 176 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:31,429 Yeah. I thought so. 177 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,806 Just know this. 178 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:36,684 My number-one priority is your peace of mind. 179 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:39,145 I never stop thinking about it. 180 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,771 So, 181 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,232 let's take this journey together. 182 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:44,859 What do you say? Hmm? 183 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,537 - Lieutenant Suzuki died a hero. 184 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,664 In recognition of his heroism, 185 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,375 he has been awarded the Seattle Police Department Medal of Honor. 186 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:10,218 How many more people might have died had your husband not waded into a firefight 187 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:14,263 and dispatched members of a drug ring responsible for so many deaths? 188 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,854 With the German Army focused on Patton 189 00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:23,689 the main force bided its time 190 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,484 waiting for better weather. 191 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:29,612 Liv. 192 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:35,993 Liv! 193 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,287 What, already? 194 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:39,830 Late night? 195 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,166 Suddenly you're Matlock? 196 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,961 Neighbor of the deceased called the tip line, left an unintelligible message. 197 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,379 I was gonna run it down. 198 00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:49,423 Any visions yet? 199 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,260 Yeah. I got a vision of you leaving me the hell alone, so I can catch some shut-eye. 200 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:55,763 Fine. I'll handle this solo. 201 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:58,391 You take care of that hangover. 202 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,393 Oh, brush the sand out of your crack and relax. 203 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,812 I'm just busting your chops, flatfoot. 204 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,401 Turn your hat around, punk. Show some respect! 205 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:10,945 What? 206 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:14,198 Is he crouching behind home plate at Yankee Stadium? 207 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:16,242 Captain came down to Homicide today, 208 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,786 presented Suzuki's widow with the Medal of Honor. 209 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:21,414 - He deserved it. - Did he? 210 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,876 So you and Major are back together, huh? 211 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:28,296 - How's that going? - What? No. We're not together. 212 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,631 We're the opposite of together. What makes you say that? 213 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,800 Well, you're his alibi for the Meat Cute murders. 214 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,468 He spent the night at my place. 215 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,012 Must be how I got the impression you were back together. 216 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,431 We talked about this. He was on the couch. 217 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,142 He just had a few sleepless nights after he got out of the mental hospital. 218 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,269 - He didn't like being alone. - So at the time of the shooting, 219 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,937 you were in your room, he was on the couch. 220 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:47,023 - You're sure he couldn't have snuck out? - I'm sure. 221 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,817 We talked most of the night, and he passed the gun residue test. 222 00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:51,944 No one could find him for 24 hours. 223 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:54,655 He could've scrubbed his clothes clean. It just doesn't add up, Liv. 224 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:56,991 The wound in Suzuki's thigh looked self-inflicted. 225 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,410 Julien, the guy Major claimed was murdering his kids, 226 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:01,454 the one Major said he shot three times? 227 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,497 Was one of the victims. 228 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,709 The teenager found in the deep freeze was a Helton Shelter kid. 229 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,545 It's a closed case, isn't it? 230 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:12,340 Someone was satisfied with the investigation. 231 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,967 We do love making one of our own a hero. 232 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:19,513 Hello? 233 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,681 Byron Thistlewaite? 234 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:22,933 Yeah. 235 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:25,686 I'm Detective Clive Babineaux, and this is medical examiner Olivia Moore. 236 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,606 You left a message on the SPD tipster hotline. 237 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:31,859 Yeah, isn't that hotline for anonymous tips? 238 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:33,861 We don't claim it's anonymous. 239 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:37,573 The implication, though. I didn't leave my name or number. 240 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:40,284 - How'd you even find me? - We sprung for caller ID. 241 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,536 Thought it might come in handy for solving murders and whatnot. 242 00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:45,289 "T-shirts are passe"? 243 00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:48,000 I don't get it. You're wearing a T-shirt. 244 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:50,294 It's meant to be ironic. 245 00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:51,379 It's a joke. 246 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,589 Good one. 247 00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,174 Your T-shirt's stupid. 248 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,259 That's meant to be literal. 249 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:59,428 Hi, I'm willing to report an accident. 250 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,889 These punks have been hitting my neighbor's house with eggs. 251 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,517 And, um... Yeah, I'm pretty sure... 252 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:08,062 Something about eggs and somebody threatening somebody? 253 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:12,149 Listen, I wanted to do my civic duty, but I don't wanna get involved. 254 00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:14,026 Why? 255 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,988 This... This kid, 256 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,741 he's, like, the terror of the neighborhood. 257 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,076 What kid? 258 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,370 Rodney Ricks. 259 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:28,874 Okay, he's from a couple blocks over. He's a real thug. 260 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,043 He's a teenager. Not a bear. 261 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:34,964 Pretend you got a pair and speak up, son. 262 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:39,260 The other night, I hear some commotion, and I look out across the street, 263 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:44,557 and Rodney and a few of his homies are egging Wendell's house. 264 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,309 And Wendell comes charging out and he tases him. 265 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:51,856 Rodney drops like a rock, and Wendell just starts kicking the hell out of him. 266 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,816 And finally, when Rodney gets up, he's shouting, 267 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:58,988 "I'm gonna bleep you up, old man." 268 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,698 Where were you standing when you heard all this? 269 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,578 You could make out what they were saying all the way from here? 270 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,414 All the shouted bits, yeah. I had the window open. 271 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,751 You do all these paint by numbers, or you have a slow nephew or something? 272 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,544 No, I found them at a gallery. 273 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,212 Were they in the garbage? 274 00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:21,177 Sorry. 275 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,971 I would've been back sooner, but we got stuck behind an Asian driver. 276 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,848 Hey, Archie Bunker, 277 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,850 - I'm of Asian descent. - Great. 278 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,852 Explain to your people how turn signals work. 279 00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:34,899 Mind prepping drawer six for transfer? 280 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:37,318 "Body going to Shady Plots." New funeral home? 281 00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:38,986 Uh, change of ownership. 282 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:43,657 Says here the new owner is John Deaux. That's D-E-A-U-X. 283 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,660 It's a known alias for my least favorite of our cured zombies. 284 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,094 Oh, the humanity. 285 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,765 You see anything you like? 286 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,434 It's so rare the dead get to choose. 287 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,144 I got one with a breakaway lid 288 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,730 that's a real time-saver for today's zombie looking to make 289 00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:19,527 that classic hand-shooting-up- through-the-dirt big entrance. 290 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:23,906 I don't mind admitting you were an inspiration behind this venture. 291 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:28,202 Letting the brains come to you. 292 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,080 Fortunately my previous enterprise provided me enough startup capital 293 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,540 I needed to diversify. 294 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,875 And Seattle's zombie population feeds off 295 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,711 already-deceased people, as God intended. 296 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,549 How low must the bar be for me to be able to say, with some sincerity, 297 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:42,758 that I am proud of you? 298 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,554 - Chocolate? - Rain check. 299 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,431 Oh, forgot. 300 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,350 Taste buds as kaputski as the rest of you. 301 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:56,397 Ah... Mmm. 302 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,108 Are you eating that or impregnating it? 303 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,152 I'm curious. 304 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,905 Why? 305 00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:06,824 Why are you still suiting up for Team Z? 306 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,201 The uniform sucks. 307 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:13,789 Morale is, let's be honest, consistently low. 308 00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:16,667 Don't tell me you've actually developed a taste for brains. 309 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,130 Hold the phone! You dig it. 310 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,300 You get off on being the hero, don't you? 311 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,343 Oh, would you... Would you look at that. 312 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,346 That's a... That's a crime-solving zombie. 313 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,433 Roger, get in here! She's a... She's a credit to her species. 314 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,560 Why can't they all be like her? 315 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,353 This isn't by choice. 316 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,147 So you gave all the cure to me, 317 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,274 and you can't make more? 318 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,943 That must stick in your craw. 319 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,405 Did you get a look at the place? 320 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:47,740 Did you? 321 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,033 Come on. 322 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:51,619 Check it out. 323 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,495 Viewing and services in the chapel there, 324 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,122 refreshments served here. 325 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:58,500 Embalming and brain-harvesting in the basement. 326 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,211 It's got great flow, don't you think? 327 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,422 I've been meaning to ask you. 328 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:04,924 After our last encounter, 329 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,218 you might recall it as the night you shot me, 330 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,013 I was watching the coverage of the gunfight at the Meat Cute corral, 331 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,057 and guess what I didn't see? 332 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,142 Your boyfriend's name among the deceased. 333 00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,645 Now, I'm no medical examiner, but when I left, 334 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:21,106 I would've have put dollars to donuts that Dudley Do-Right was a goner. 335 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,942 Which could only mean one thing. 336 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,069 Somewhere out there, 337 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,280 Major Lilywhite, the most presciently named zombie of all time, 338 00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:31,283 - roams the Earth. - Whitey Shamblemoore begs to differ. 339 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,452 Well, next time you see your beau, 340 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:35,287 remind him he owes me a million dollars 341 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:39,708 and a whole deli's worth of imported meat-slicing appliances. 342 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,503 The night of the boat party, you were selling Utopium. 343 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:46,173 But it wasn't pure. It was cut with something. 344 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,342 We need more of it if we're gonna make more of the cure. 345 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,843 Mmm-hmm. 346 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,679 And why would I want to help? 347 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,139 I'm human. I've got a thriving business. 348 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,684 I just learned I've been pre-approved for a Best Buy card. 349 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,394 I've gone legit. 350 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,689 Put my criminal ways behind me. 351 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,441 We're not sure your cure is permanent. 352 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,780 The first batch killed the test rat inside of two days. 353 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,075 And which batch did you shoot me up with? 354 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,869 The second. 355 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,163 So let me appeal to your self-interest. 356 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,626 You're likely on borrowed time, and if we don't get that tainted Utopium, 357 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:27,172 you may wake up finding yourself with a hankering for some of the pink stuff. 358 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,800 Shipment just arrived. 359 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,343 Mmm-hmm. 360 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,888 Tell you what, Liv Moore, 361 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,058 I'll make some inquiries about that special boat-night Utopium. 362 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,352 Inquire like your life depends on it. 363 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:47,484 Oh, and you can save your respectable businessman jiggery-pokery 364 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,194 for someone who might buy it. 365 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,072 Hand to God. Your boyfriend scared me straight. 366 00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,782 I'm a changed man. 367 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,993 You'll see. I'll earn your trust. 368 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,579 We should go out some night, bust some criminals' skulls. 369 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,670 Gentlemen. 370 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,839 Let's take a look at this bad boy. 371 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,305 Who's gonna rule Seattle? 372 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,766 We are. 373 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,935 One hundred percent pure and uncut. 374 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,917 I'm gonna come clean with you, Major. 375 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,960 I'm an emotional eater, and last night, 376 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,463 I was feeling all stuffed-crust pepperoni. 377 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,799 I'm your trainer, Bill, not your priest. 378 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,050 Ready to work? 379 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,768 Two, three, four, 380 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,438 five, six, seven... 381 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,331 You're determined. I'll give you that. 382 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,291 I get it. You're not talking to me. 383 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,585 Look, I told you. I just need some time. 384 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,504 This isn't a social call. 385 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,215 And it's not a message you'd want recorded for posterity. 386 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,467 - Yeah? - It's Clive. 387 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,137 He's grilling me about your Meat Cute alibi. 388 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,848 He's like a dog with a bone. Those five dead henchmen? 389 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,891 He suspects you killed them. 390 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,479 Where've you been? 391 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,482 They brought in that Rodney Ricks kid who killed Wendell. 392 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:52,693 He did it? 393 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,153 - You had a vision? - No! 394 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,947 Good God, Lemon, patience! 395 00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,074 That kid screams guilty. He's wearing makeup, 396 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,744 and his pants are hanging so low, they look like a bra for his ass. 397 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,497 Obama. 398 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,711 So, I went to see your brother this morning. 399 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,713 You did? Why? 400 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,299 I took your favorite police sketch artist, Jimmy, to see him. 401 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,844 Had Evan describe the man who hired him at Meat Cute. 402 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,056 This is what Jimmy came up with. 403 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,643 Now I worked with the sketch artist at the 48th Precinct last month, 404 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:30,105 described the man I met at Meat Cute on that decapitation case. 405 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,316 Here's my sketch. 406 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:38,071 There was a name written in Suzuki's own blood at Meat Cute. 407 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,199 Blaine. 408 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,577 I think this is our Blaine. 409 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,537 You ever see him? 410 00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:46,914 Maybe with Major? 411 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,457 Nope. 412 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,085 I'm warning you, son. 413 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,213 A bunch of good men didn't die face-down in the muck 414 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,840 so you could paint your face like a $2 whore. 415 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,717 I think what she means to say is, 416 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,428 did you or did you not threaten Mr. Gale? 417 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:05,182 That douche from across the street went running to the cops, huh? 418 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,267 He tell you the old son of a bitch tased me? 419 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:10,562 So, you have motive and no alibi. 420 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,106 You know who you should be going after? 421 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,525 - Who? - Squirrels. 422 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,446 Talk about motive. He hates 'em for getting into his bird feeders. 423 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,950 We thought it'd be hilarious to toss bags of sunflower seeds into his yard 424 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,701 every time we went by. 425 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,955 After a while, his place was just overrun with squirrels. 426 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,123 Then, one day, poof! 427 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,542 They're all dead. Like, a hundred of them. 428 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,295 He poisoned 'em, stacked 'em up like firewood, and burned 'em. 429 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,548 Who does that? 430 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,175 Would you mind putting your foot up on the table? 431 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,307 You know, if we were in Baghdad, 432 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,767 this would be like me flipping you off. 433 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,853 Should I put the other one up here, too? 434 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,106 Does this look like your gynecologist's office? 435 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,071 Haven't you heard? That stuff'll rot your brain. 436 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,115 I think we're too late. 437 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,284 Ah. 438 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,662 "Max Rager, Minimum Return." 439 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,331 That was the headline in the Journal yesterday. 440 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,333 I'm sure you saw it. 441 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,793 Yesterday? 442 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,837 Yesterday 443 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,507 I biked up Buck Mountain, sailed back down in a hang glider. 444 00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:22,342 I had my breakfast, 445 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,428 made love to my companion, 446 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,346 sent her on her way. 447 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:30,142 Then I took my Asian investors ballooning in wine country, 448 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,728 I secured a deal which opened up Vietnam and Laos, 449 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,022 then I jetted back home where I accepted... 450 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,026 ...a Chamber of Commerce innovator award. 451 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,862 Gee, I guess I must've missed the Journal headline. 452 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,947 Why don't you email it to me? 453 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,032 No one on the board doubts your commitment to 454 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,492 being the face of the company. 455 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,037 Since the article detailing how Max Rager consumers have experienced 456 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,413 manic, violent episodes, 457 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,956 sales have dropped 30%. 458 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,833 And, of course, there are the lawsuits. 459 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,335 Last year, we did sales of... 460 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,669 Seven point eight. 461 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,297 Eight b-b-billion dollars. 462 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,550 I'm more than the face, and I hope you and the board don't forget that. 463 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:06,261 And when Super Max hits the market, well... 464 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,306 You've been promising us Super Max for a year, Vaughn. 465 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,225 And can you guarantee Super Max won't have the same side effects 466 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,353 that plagued Max Rager? 467 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,732 Well, I can guarantee that we will all be so wealthy, we won't care. 468 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,362 Lighten up, people. Lighten up. 469 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,281 I am Mr. Social Responsibility. 470 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,617 Our best and brightest are on it. 471 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,452 And as always, 472 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:35,749 your encouragement and advice are valued and taken to heart. 473 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,501 So, one love, 474 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,752 sayonara, 475 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,338 hasta pronto. 476 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:44,674 Remind me again why we can't put all of them into the company plane 477 00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,843 and fly it right into a volcano? 478 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,057 We need their money. 479 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,143 Once Super Max hits shelves, you'll be untouchable. 480 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:58,188 Assuming we're not mid-zombie apocalypse. 481 00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,689 That's not gonna happen. 482 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:03,735 - Oh? - Our surveillance has paid off. 483 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,863 - We've solved the zombie problem. - And how's that? 484 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,366 We've located the instrument of their destruction. 485 00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,078 Is that my cue to start cackling maniacally, 486 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:16,289 or shall I wait for you provide the details? 487 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,302 Hi. I'm here for Mr. Addis. 488 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,055 The new trainer. Yeah, come in. 489 00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:34,891 You know, my dad's not fat, but his job is killing him. 490 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,437 High stress, and he refuses to get his blood pressure checked. 491 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,647 I mean, I keep bugging him to start working out, 492 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:42,732 but he's a heart attack waiting to happen. 493 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,819 That's Kyle. 494 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,821 - He won't notice you unless you're a zombie he can kill. 495 00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:50,740 Hey, Dad! Your trainer's here. 496 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,535 No pressure, but we're counting on you to save his life. 497 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:54,953 No pressure. 498 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:03,545 Hey there. 499 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,714 Is it too soon to start begging for mercy? 500 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:23,023 That, uh, chin-up contest you talked about? 501 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,649 Yeah, it's on. Right now. 502 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,319 You go first. 503 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,322 So, listen, uh... 504 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,366 Look, I know you've not been in a great head space these days, 505 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,077 but I wanted to talk to you about the house, generally. 506 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:38,330 The kitchen, specifically. 507 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,041 The goop in the sink? It's developed consciousness and opposable thumbs. 508 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,793 So I showed up to train a new client today, 509 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:44,961 and he was a zombie. 510 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,965 What, like, blonde hair, pale skin? 511 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,342 No. 512 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,843 - He was normal-looking. - So how did you know? 513 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,387 I... Look, I can't explain it, all right, 514 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:55,847 but I knew. 515 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:58,725 My hair stood on end, my pulse was racing. 516 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:01,394 Like a wild animal's fear instinct telling you to run. 517 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,896 Look, I've experienced it once before. 518 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,564 With Liv. 519 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,441 No, I was in a crowd. 520 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,568 Liv, uh, doesn't seem to set it off. 521 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,071 Huh... 522 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,198 Because she domesticated you. 523 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,284 Like a lap dog or a pigeon that would eat crumbs out of your hand. 524 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,038 Why don't I take care of them dishes? 525 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:24,584 Hey, what's up, pale beauty? 526 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,753 Dream on, Tupac. Pfft. 527 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:28,255 Oh, it's like that? 528 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,631 You rang? 529 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,925 So, three days before Wendell Gale was killed, 530 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,010 he filed an insurance claim. 531 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,264 Someone apparently keyed his car to the tune of $1,300 in damages. 532 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,349 Rodney Ricks? Sounds like something 533 00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,851 - that kid would do. - I know you feelin' me, girl, stop playin'. 534 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,312 Yeah, my thoughts, too. 535 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:48,108 None of Rodney's shoes matched our wafflestomper print, but he could've ditched 'em. 536 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,443 - You wanna go pay him a visit? - Hey, snowflake. 537 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,572 You look like you could use a little color in you, you know what I'm saying? 538 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,615 Sir. 539 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,325 Unless you wanna spend the night in a cell 540 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,786 with the Aryan Knights of the New Confederacy, 541 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:00,996 you're gonna need to zip it. 542 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,208 Thanks, Clive. You're one of the good ones. 543 00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:14,801 I'm gonna go get myself a coffee and try very hard to forget you said that. 544 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:15,927 What? 545 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,055 Oh, it was a compliment. 546 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:25,895 Enjoying your day off? 547 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,064 I think we've discovered a new side effect of the cure. 548 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,317 - Yeah? - Well, more than once now, 549 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,320 Major's run into people and he's just utterly convinced they're zombies. 550 00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:35,947 His heart starts racing, his hair stands on end. 551 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,033 He's a human zombie detector. 552 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:41,828 So New Hope has had the cure. That's why she runs away from me. 553 00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,788 My thoughts exactly. 554 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,124 Then that stands to reason that all of the patients who... 555 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,463 Oh, for God's sake. 556 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:52,964 Now, you listen here, young lady. 557 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,091 I have had it with your shenanigans. 558 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:59,012 You stubborn, mean-spirited bastard. 559 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:03,516 Think I can sell my place, when I'm living next to this hell hole? 560 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,728 You sleep with one eye open, Wendell. 561 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:09,356 No, no! 562 00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:13,693 No, not my car! Get back here, you old hag! 563 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,404 ...your sense of entitlement, your complete lack of manners... 564 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:20,200 Did they find the guy who did that to your hair, or is he still at large? 565 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:21,951 Jimmy. Jimmy. 566 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,120 Hey, never mind her. 567 00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,373 There are some bear claws in the break room. Why don't you take mine? 568 00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:27,791 I'm taking hers, too. 569 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,835 - Oh, you'll lose a hand. - I'm not scared of you! 570 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,545 What's your deal? 571 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,172 Do you need some aspirin? 572 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,507 Like, some lady aspirin? 573 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,509 - Whoa! - I'm sorry, it's just... 574 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,010 I had a vision. 575 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,680 It wasn't Rodney who keyed Wendell's car. 576 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,723 It was Wendell's sister-in-law, Clara. 577 00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:48,269 She can't sell her house because Wendell's place is like Little Calcutta. 578 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:50,855 She told him to "sleep with one eye open." 579 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,732 She's in one of those wheelchair things. 580 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,234 How's she gonna kick out the jack? 581 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,819 In my vision, she was jogging. 582 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,408 Open up. 583 00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:04,744 I'm here on business. I can hear you moving around in there. 584 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:07,914 I was sorry to hear about your brother. 585 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:11,167 I wanted to be at the funeral, but, you know. Things came up. 586 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:14,254 Look, I need to talk to you about the night of the boat party. 587 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,297 Someone cut the Utopium that night. 588 00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,842 It was you, right? You and your twin? 589 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:22,637 There's a payday. A big one. 590 00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:25,807 For whoever can show me how it was done. 591 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,517 Don't make me huff and puff, man. 592 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,274 Don E. 593 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,527 Long time, brother. 594 00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,362 I didn't cut it. 595 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,281 But I know who did. 596 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:42,991 So is there some kind of finder's fee? 597 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,293 Come in! 598 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:59,591 Oh, watch it, ladies, it's the po-po. 599 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,761 And what can I do for you, Officers? 600 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,555 We have reason to believe you vandalized your brother-in-law's car 601 00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:07,640 a couple of weeks ago, and then threatened him. 602 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,225 Am I a suspect now? 603 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:13,354 Ladies, they think I might've killed Wendell. 604 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,064 But you were with us. 605 00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:17,066 Damn right, I was. 606 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,903 We all heard the scream. We couldn't figure out what it was. 607 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,906 - You all can vouch that Clara was with you? - She was. 608 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,073 Sitting right there. 609 00:30:27,577 --> 00:30:30,538 You poor, dear thing. 610 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,500 You're white as a ghost. And so skinny. 611 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,877 You need to eat something. 612 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,962 - Oh, that's okay. - Oh, no, go on. Have a bite. 613 00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:40,006 Be a good girl. 614 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,385 That's it. Be a good girl. 615 00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:46,429 Eat up, you ugly bitch. 616 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:49,140 Think you can crap in my yard, do you? 617 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,895 Hello? Anybody home? 618 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,527 Wendell was offering a dog a rolled-up piece of bologna. 619 00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:03,279 He wanted to punish it for pooping in his yard. 620 00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:04,656 You think he was poisoning the dog? 621 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,950 Well, that's what it looked like. 622 00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:08,535 It was a spaniel. 623 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,039 Like our reluctant tipster Byron's. 624 00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:16,334 I don't remember a dog. 625 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,628 Precisely. 626 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:22,715 He had dog toys and all those paintings of spaniels, but no actual spaniel. 627 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:26,219 What if Wendell poisoned Byron's dog, and Byron found out? 628 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,429 Byron crushes Wendell, 629 00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:31,266 then calls in an anonymous tip fingering the local juvenile delinquent. 630 00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:35,478 Let's pay the man a visit. 631 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,694 - Officers? - Evening, Mr. Thistlewaite. 632 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,946 - We had a few more... - Where's your dog, Byron? 633 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:46,990 Uh... 634 00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:48,992 "Uh. Uh. Uh." 635 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,994 It's a simple question. 636 00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:54,122 Don't stall for time. Don't invent a story. Produce the dog. 637 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:56,833 Lana! 638 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,751 Come here, girl. 639 00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,297 Hmm. 640 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,386 As we suspected... 641 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:10,305 You have a dog. 642 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,515 That's just a little game we play called, 643 00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,559 "Does the person we're questioning have a dog?" 644 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,645 - So why'd you... - Mr. Thistlewaite, we were just doubling back, 645 00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,772 asking a few more questions. 646 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,190 Can you tell us where you were between the hours of 10:00 and 11:00 647 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:22,859 on the night Wendell was killed? 648 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:25,737 At the Foggy Duck. It's a pub a couple blocks over. 649 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,989 - There was a football game. - Do you remember who was playing? 650 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,866 - Arsenal-Chelsea. - Soccer. 651 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,203 Recognize him? 652 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,039 Is that Byron? 653 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,875 Heading into the Foggy Duck an hour before the murder. 654 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,836 He gets in his car and leaves an hour after the murder. 655 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:45,048 I looked into it, there was an Arsenal-Chelsea rebroadcast that night. 656 00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:48,885 So his alibi checks out. He was busy hating America. 657 00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:51,054 Why does it look like you swallowed a canary? 658 00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:52,680 Because when I went to the pub, 659 00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:54,807 I saw that there was a second exit around the side, 660 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,143 one that can't be seen by the surveillance camera. 661 00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,853 But most importantly, 662 00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:02,732 look what I found tacked up at the pub. 663 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:05,735 Judging by the flyers underneath this one and the ones partially covering it, 664 00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:07,445 I'd guess it's been up there for about a week. 665 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,322 But we know the dog is alive, so what does... 666 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,282 What if on the night of the murder, 667 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,701 Byron sat in this pub downing pints. 668 00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:17,288 His dog was missing, and he was sure Wendell was responsible. 669 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,873 He gets enough liquid courage in him 670 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:21,167 that he decides to go have a chat with Wendell. 671 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:26,130 He finds the old man underneath his car, loses it, kicks out the jack. 672 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,466 Then, a day or two later, Lana comes wandering back. 673 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:31,427 - Well, good luck to us proving it. - There's the bonus. 674 00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:32,887 Take another look at the screen, there. 675 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,639 What do you see? 676 00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:43,773 His shoes. Wafflestompers. 677 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,233 Let's hope they're a match. 678 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:51,572 I'm gonna need you to step outside while the officers conduct the search. 679 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,627 Watts, master closet first. 680 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,508 You failed to mention you misplaced your dog last week. 681 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:11,968 Was that even relevant? 682 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:14,804 Well, once we asked about your dog? Yeah. 683 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:18,141 I went back and checked out that Arsenal-Chelsea match. 684 00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:22,103 Right about the time Mr. Gale was murdered, an Arsenal player headed in a goal. 685 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,564 Which one was he? Which guy? 686 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,318 This what you were looking for, Detective? 687 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:32,030 Thanks, Eric. It is, indeed. 688 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,288 Right here, we have a boot print left in Wendell's blood. 689 00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:42,790 What do you know? It's a match. 690 00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:55,511 I thought he killed her. 691 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,184 He threatened to. Multiple times. 692 00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:04,520 He said if he caught her in his yard one more time... 693 00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:06,355 Lana had been missing a few days, 694 00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:08,024 and I'd searched the neighborhood. 695 00:35:08,232 --> 00:35:10,860 But in my heart, I knew what had happened to her. 696 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:13,863 I had more than a few beers in me that night. 697 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,948 I know it was you. 698 00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:19,368 What did you do to my dog? 699 00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:22,288 That's one dog that won't be crapping in anyone else's yard. 700 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:24,999 He pretty much admitted to it, to killing her. 701 00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:34,217 It was one second. 702 00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,011 It was one second of my life that I can't take back. 703 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,351 And that's when I heard it. 704 00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:06,082 I'm so sorry. I'm gonna have to leave you. 705 00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:09,669 Yes, I am. 706 00:36:19,095 --> 00:36:21,139 A momentary lapse in reason, and now 707 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:24,100 Byron will likely spend his next 20 years in prison. 708 00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,686 Well, you did your job. People don't get to kill each other willy-nilly. 709 00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:27,812 We're cremating Wendell? 710 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,149 We couldn't find any next of kin? 711 00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,568 We found them. They just weren't interested in claiming his body. 712 00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:41,200 What do you have to say for yourself, Wendell? 713 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:44,662 Life dealt you a lousy hand, so you just folded tent, 714 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,707 decided it was easier to be a rotten bastard. 715 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,209 That's not gonna be me. 716 00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,088 I'm going down swinging. 717 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:58,009 Zombies don't deserve our mercy, so just 718 00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,428 put that thought out of your head. 719 00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:02,930 How to explain? 720 00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:05,850 I love submarine movies. 721 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,852 Big fan. 722 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,188 And there's always this moment... 723 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,691 It's the moment where the sub is torpedoed, 724 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,401 and the compartment is flooding, 725 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:19,405 and the captain's gotta give the order to "seal it up," 726 00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:24,452 even though he knows that there are men still alive in there. 727 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,871 Cut to the sailor who receives that order, 728 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,706 tears in his eyes, 729 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:32,210 closing that hatch on his comrades. 730 00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:37,131 The man that closes that hatch is a hero, isn't he? 731 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,508 But we are both doing what needs to be done. 732 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:42,553 We are saving lives. 733 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:47,016 - There are zombies living among us. 734 00:37:48,851 --> 00:37:51,187 And they are feasting on human brains. 735 00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:54,482 Where do they get these brains? Who knows? 736 00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,234 Ahhh! 737 00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:03,032 But don't you think it's a good idea to put an end to it? 738 00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:04,867 Sure, they look like us, they sound like us, 739 00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:08,246 but if you think of them as 740 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,832 brain-eating atomic bombs, you'll sleep like a baby. 741 00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:14,627 You've got the wrong man for the job. 742 00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:17,546 Oh, I have the only man for the job. 743 00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:19,840 More than once now, Major's run into people 744 00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:22,385 and he's just utterly convinced they're zombies. 745 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:24,929 His heart starts racing, his hair stands on end. 746 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,223 He's a human zombie detector. 747 00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:28,766 See? 748 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:30,559 You're singularly qualified. 749 00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:34,772 Now, we've learned a few things about zombies. 750 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:39,777 Weird as it sounds, they can't get enough of spicy food. 751 00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:44,490 And in order to blend in, they require pretty regular tanning and hair dyeing. 752 00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:48,119 Our tech boys have developed an algorithm 753 00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:53,916 which scans credit card statements for charges which fit this zombie profile. 754 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,461 Those 322 people are suspected zombies. 755 00:38:57,670 --> 00:39:01,882 Your mission, determine which ones are the real deal 756 00:39:02,091 --> 00:39:03,759 and close that hatch on them. 757 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:04,885 Kill them? 758 00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:07,888 Yes. 759 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,142 After all... 760 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,936 Aren't you the greatest zombie killer alive? 761 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:20,026 You forgot your list. 762 00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:22,528 I'm not doing this. 763 00:39:22,737 --> 00:39:25,156 It's Clive. He's grilling me about your Meat Cute alibi. 764 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,867 He's like a dog with a bone. Those five dead henchmen? 765 00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,785 He suspects you killed them. 766 00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:33,998 I've got you over a barrel, big guy. 767 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:37,460 Five murders, that's a lot of years in the pokey. 768 00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:41,422 Do what you gotta do. 769 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,841 Major, we are doing our civic duty here. 770 00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:48,846 We played a big part in creating this problem. 771 00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:51,557 And we are gonna be very aggressive in cleaning it up. 772 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,727 We do know of one zombie, 773 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:56,354 Liv Moore. 774 00:39:56,562 --> 00:40:00,191 We don't have to start with her, 775 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:01,984 but we've gotta start somewhere. 776 00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:38,270 When I was 21, it was a very good year. 777 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,439 27? Less great. 778 00:40:40,648 --> 00:40:43,567 Best friend gone. Love of my life avoiding me. 779 00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:46,987 And my brother and mom still unwilling to hear me out. 780 00:40:47,196 --> 00:40:50,241 Tomorrow I'll eat a new brain, get Wendell out of my system. 781 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,284 Maybe someday I'll be forgiven. 782 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,578 With any luck, someone with a winning personality 783 00:40:54,787 --> 00:40:57,081 is out there getting murdered right now. 784 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,250 Whoa. Uncool, Liv. 785 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,751 Get out of my head, Wendell. 786 00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,255 - Yeah? - Hey, roomie. 787 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,590 Wanna watch the season premiere of Zombie High? 788 00:41:06,799 --> 00:41:08,259 Not really. 789 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,094 I want to stay in here feeling sorry for myself, 790 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,555 not listen to IRS break room gossip. 791 00:41:12,763 --> 00:41:14,390 Sounds great. I'll be right there. 792 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:19,520 Hmm. 793 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,856 What are those pesky zombies up to this week? 794 00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:26,235 Death and mayhem. 795 00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:27,987 The ush. 796 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:29,488 Hey, uh, how was work? 797 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:32,241 Oh, my God. 798 00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:35,369 You would not believe the guy we hired. 799 00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:38,789 Super freaking hot. Like, stupid hot. 800 00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:40,374 Magic Mike hot. 801 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:43,002 Right on. Are you gonna work your Gilda magic on him? 802 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,546 It's under serious consideration. 803 00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,675 Maybe I'll just toy with him for a while. 804 00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,802 Oh, he doesn't stand a chance. 805 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,181 No, zombie! 806 00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:57,016 Dumb, dumb zombie.