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LIV: Previously on iZombie...
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- Have you called?
- You have a gambling problem.
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Telly was sent to collect
on your gambling debts?
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You thought you could
disappear Telly's body
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but first you had
to get his body past
the security cameras.
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I didn't kill Mike.
We have a fixer
that works at our firm.
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I had no idea that was
part of his plan.
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Son turns father
into a member
of the undead.
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- What is it you want?
- Your entire company.
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And I'm gonna stick you
in the same hellhole
where you stuck grandpa.
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Says here
you were slinging
for Stacey Boss.
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I need everything
you can tell me about
Mr. Boss' crime organization.
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Mrs. Suzuki.
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I found this.
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I didn't know
what to make of it.
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I, I know all the risks,
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and all the reasons
it can't work.
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But I don't care.
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I want us to be
together again.
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(SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
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Whoa! Eggs!
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Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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(HUMMING)
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- ♪ Feel it ♪
- (VOLUME RAISING)
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(EXHALES)
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What's shakin', bacon?
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Body snatchers?
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If that's Rihanna
coming downstairs,
it'll explain so much.
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Morning, everyone.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Is this happening?
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It's happening.
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About damn time.
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But it won't always be
this nauseating, right?
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- Suffer, bitch.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
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Detective!
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Look, I know you're bummed
the judge ignored
your warning,
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but he's right,
I'm no flight risk.
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Why would I run?
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I got the plea deal
of the century.
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Any tips on how
to best enjoy freedom?
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Try Mike Hayden's funeral.
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All those kids he coached
should be there.
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I was thinking something
more like golf.
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Enjoy prison, Mr. Cole.
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Minimum security.
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I hear they just reseeded
the back nine.
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(HUMMING)
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Did you and Major have sex?
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Whoa. Aren't Brits supposed
to be repressed?
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What would Judi Dench say?
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She'd say we don't know a lot
about the sexual transmission
of zombie-ism.
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Er, in this version,
Judi Dench
knows about zombies.
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Did you and Major have sex?
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- No.
- Good.
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Not yet. You know,
people with HIV...
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- You don't have HIV.
- Still,
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- condoms should be...
- Let's hope.
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But let me run
a few tests first, okay?
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- Okay.
- You can hold off
for a few days?
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Maybe.
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- Yes.
- Miss Moore,
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can I borrow you for
a few minutes?
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There he is.
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- The man of the hour.
- Man of the hour?
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We've been pulling bullets out
of Mr. Cole all day.
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We heard you were inches away.
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Yards away.
Nothing heroic about
not getting shot.
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Well, did you soil yourself?
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- No.
- Then it's heroic in my book.
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- Thanks?
- Hmm.
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Our first move's clear.
We know our late friend here
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was about to be
the star witness
in a murder trial.
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So the guy he sold out
is either very lucky
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or very guilty
of commissioning the murder
of a witness.
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I've got him upstairs,
let's go.
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Wait, now?
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I haven't eaten yet.
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Well, grab something out
of the vending machine
on your way up.
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I was kinda hoping
for something
more substantial.
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You've billed on dozens
of cases, Mr. Thrunk.
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But when I looked
at the court records,
you know what I found?
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Detailed history
of court cases?
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I found that you haven't been
in a courtroom in nine years.
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You've got a nice office
for a lawyer who doesn't
practice law.
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I practice enough to know
when detectives are fishing.
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Maybe,
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but I've got
a couple of bites.
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I know that when Harry Cole
was being shaken down
by a lowlife,
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Telly Levins, he killed him.
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Then he called you
to clean up his mess.
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But the night security guy
saw you with the body.
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So now you had a problem.
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See, back when Harry
was alive, he told us
that's your real job,
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fixing problems.
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And Harry swore that
when Mr. Hayden
became your problem,
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you fixed him.
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And that,
with Harry's tragic passing,
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is inadmissible hearsay.
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Anything else?
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I'll take that wordless
exchange as a no.
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Look, Detective,
how did I order this hit?
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I was in jail.
Eyes on me the whole time.
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I only made one call,
to my colleague,
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which I'm sure was recorded.
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Did you hear me order a hit?
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Oh, we heard something.
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- (BEEPS)
- THRUNK: Give Marie and Walt
my Seahawks tickets.
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I won't be out in time.
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And one more thing.
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Take care of Mr. Sheldon.
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- Use the usual guy.
- (BEEPS)
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Who's Mr. Sheldon, Roger?
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Figure it out.
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You figure
"take care of Mr. Sheldon"
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is code for
"murder Harry Cole"?
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If it is, and we can prove it,
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Marie and Walt will
be catching a lot more
Seahawks games.
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I'm also tracking
the motorcycle.
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Here's where
the shooting took place.
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They took off heading north.
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A mounted officer saw them
fly by right here.
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Heading toward the water.
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What if they dumped
the bike in the Sound?
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I requested frogmen.
We'll see if it leads
to anything.
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It's gotta be Roger Thrunk,
doesn't it?
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We already know
he's a murderer.
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Let's not forget Harry
owed someone enough money
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that a goon was sent
to collect.
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The man's
a degenerate gambler.
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That was kind of his dominant
personality trait, huh?
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This is gonna get ugly.
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Suzuki's widow
gave you a brain?
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Yeah.
In a piece of Tupperware.
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Like she was handing me cake.
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And you think it's human?
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I do.
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But I can't ask our lab
to test it without saying
where it's from,
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and I'm already
in the doghouse
for looking into Suzuki.
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I can send it into
the FBI lab.
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Where is it now?
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It's in my freezer.
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Your freezer?
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What chain of custody protocol
includes your freezer?
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I didn't know what the hell
to do with it.
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The whole thing is nuts.
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And get this.
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A guy I think is connected
to the Meat Cute murders
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kept going on about brains.
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What guy?
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The guy walking toward us
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holding hands with the psychic
I told you about.
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Oh, no.
Abort. Just turn around.
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I'm already waving,
that would
be incredibly weird.
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Nut up.
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LIV: Hey, you.
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Didn't know you existed
outside the station.
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I thought you were
just put back in
your Detective Clive box.
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Pull his string and he says,
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"Miss Moore, please."
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(ALL CHUCKLING)
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Liv, Major.
This is Agent Bozzio
from the FBI.
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Dale. It's nice to get a name.
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In my head you've been, um,
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"Girl from the morgue
who somehow makes goth work."
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Oh, that is her
Native American name.
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Hi, I'm
Barely Employed Arm Candy.
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No. I'm Major.
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You certainly are.
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So, the FBI sent
you to Seattle?
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How're you finding it?
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Ten bucks says you miss.
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What? From here?
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I'm automatic
from this distance.
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Put your money
where your mouth is, then.
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Now you're thinking about it.
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I'm in your head.
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I mean, seriously? Ten bucks?
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That is the sound of
a man's sphincter shrinking.
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Ah, it's your money.
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Pay up.
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What? I just made you look
good in front of your date.
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You should be paying me.
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- Oh, wait, this isn't a...
- It's not?
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Why did I pay, then?
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- You're saying that
I'm not getting any or...
- (COUGHS)
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(LAUGHS) It's good to see
you two together.
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Last I heard,
you were broken up.
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And now we're not.
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Seems like romance
is in the air.
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Nice to meet you.
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He's not going to let
the Meat Cute thing go.
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He's got the FBI involved now?
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No. That's not why she's here.
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Oh. Okay. Well, good.
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No, she's looking into all
those abduction cases.
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Abduction cases?
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All those rich guys
that keep disappearing?
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It's all over the news.
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The Feds think it's some
Manson-y kill-the-rich nut.
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BLAINE: He was frugal in life.
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Perhaps in death
it's finally time he made
a bold statement?
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- Blaine.
- I'm discussing statuary, Don.
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We've got customers.
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Downstairs.
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- Son.
- Dad.
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I'd hoped your first visit
here would be more...
Horizontal.
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I'm afraid I've
got some bad news.
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- (GASPS)
- Ah.
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You work for me now.
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Chief, you had one job.
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You're gonna need a bigger box
for your employee here.
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We usually just
chop off the feet.
Nobody looks down there.
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What do you know
about the Titans?
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Perennial AFC South
underachievers.
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The money I could've saved
on private schools.
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Cronus, king of the Titans,
ruled the universe.
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A prophecy said he'd
be overthrown by his son.
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Each time his wife
produced one, he'd kill it.
Know how?
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Bored them to death?
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He ate them.
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Ah! You're hungry.
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I've got a special
on color-blind electrician.
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Nothing in ungrateful
parasite?
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What? Me?
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Zombie brains don't
do the trick.
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Every zombie knows this.
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Yes, but you're no longer
a zombie, are you?
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The last time you dropped
by my office, I was ready.
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I had you followed.
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That woman who does
your makeup?
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Tsk. She has a low
threshold for pain.
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I know all the names
on your client list.
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That pounding in your ears
is the sound
of your leverage evaporating.
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I am the new CEO here.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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You love being human.
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The food. The sex.
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You always were a hedonist.
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You're built for it, so...
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You'll do what I say,
when I say it, or...
(INHALES SHARPLY)
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Back to Zombieland for you.
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Got it?
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Excellent.
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Here's your first job.
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Mark Jarrett.
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A rival of mine.
Needs taking care of.
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You want his brain?
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00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,534
Help yourself
to some trade secrets?
251
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,913
His son's, actually.
He's the heir apparent,
in on everything.
252
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,831
So, I get the trade secrets
253
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,668
and the bonus of emotionally
devastating my rival.
254
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,002
Oh.
255
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,463
So this guy loves his son?
256
00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:55,216
The boy's vacationing
on Mount Rainier.
257
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,010
A remote cabin.
Should be easy pickings.
258
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,263
Well, get to it.
259
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,140
Knock out this assignment
260
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:06,018
and there's an employee
of the month trophy
with your name on it.
261
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,521
Not even interested
in how I was cured, huh?
262
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,273
Why would I be?
263
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,401
Immortality suits me.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
264
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:22,743
Does this step on your plans
to have me carted off
to a nursing home?
265
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,706
- (LAUGHING)
- (DOOR CLOSES)
266
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,166
Oh! Holy crap!
267
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,336
Chief, buddy. You're okay!
268
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,046
Dude, he's not okay.
269
00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:35,715
He's so far from okay.
270
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:39,927
(SIGHS)
271
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:42,888
I'm taking maple bar.
272
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:45,099
You can have the field.
Double or nothing.
273
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,434
You already owe me ten bucks.
274
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,352
Did you not hear me say
double or nothing?
275
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,984
These are a decade
of Harry Cole's e-mails,
276
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,236
old yearbooks,
277
00:12:57,445 --> 00:13:00,322
anything that might help us
make a connection
from Mr. Sheldon to Harry.
278
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:03,075
I've reached out to Harry's
widow, but she hasn't gotten
back to me yet, so...
279
00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,410
Damn it, Wilkins!
280
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,037
Let's roll this one over.
281
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,956
Next donut out of the box
has sprinkles.
282
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,624
Mm-mm. Pay up.
283
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,921
Time to pay up, Harry.
Barber's done waiting.
284
00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:19,300
(GASPS)
285
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,052
I know that look.
What'd you see?
286
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:25,055
Telly, the collections guy,
was threatening Harry,
287
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,640
telling him to pay up.
288
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,226
He said the barber's done
waiting for his money.
289
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:31,270
How poetic is it that
a barber sends a thug
290
00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:33,147
to collect from
a guy named Harry.
291
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,565
How expensive are haircuts,
anyway?
292
00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:36,317
Ah. Not a barber.
293
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,111
The Barber.
294
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,114
Operator of one of
the biggest books in town.
Dangerous cat.
295
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:43,991
Why's he called The Barber?
296
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,036
Okay, that's the Lions, Bama,
Garcia for the tease...
297
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,246
(BELL RINGS)
298
00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:50,831
There's a lot of Tigers
out there, man, you've got
to be more specific.
299
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,875
It's gonna be about
an hour wait, son,
300
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,295
but I will give you a fade
so polished
that it will blind you.
301
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,630
(CLEARS THROAT)
302
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,465
(COMMENTARY RUNNING
ON TELEVISION)
303
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,345
Got it, all set.
304
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,180
We're here about the murder
of Harry Cole.
305
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,182
Gunned down
on the courthouse steps.
306
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,975
My, my, my.
307
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,229
So, what brings you here?
308
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,482
Oh, for a start, he owed
you $75,000.
309
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,735
Not to mention, he caved
in your collection guy's skull
with a baseball bat.
310
00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:21,570
Yeah, yeah, listen, guys,
let me tell you about that...
311
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:24,156
Use hypotheticals
when you answer.
312
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,742
They're inadmissible.
313
00:14:26,951 --> 00:14:29,203
How long you think I've been
doing this, Counselor?
314
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,329
Hmm?
315
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,417
Let's just say that
Harry owed me big.
316
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,586
Let's say he even
killed my employee.
317
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:38,879
Hypothetically.
318
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:41,549
What do you think
"let's say" means? Huh?
319
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,759
So, you think the smart play
320
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:48,514
is to spray downtown
with bullets in
broad daylight, hmm?
321
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,683
Is that how
a smart businessman operates?
322
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,893
Ah, could be.
323
00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:55,896
Anyone else who owed
that smart businessman money
would be quick to pay.
324
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:58,023
From what I read in the paper,
325
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:02,111
I'd be looking at the guy
your vic was going
to testify against.
326
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,446
I'd take that guy,
what's his name, Roger Thrunk?
327
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,282
Against the field.
328
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,076
Yeah, yeah, I kind
of like the widow,
myself, though.
329
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:12,830
You know, degenerate
gambler husband
destroying their future.
330
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,291
Maybe there was
a life insurance policy.
331
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,002
- You ever think of that?
- The moron's on the damn rail!
332
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,966
Listen, if I happen
to be right,
and the widow is flush,
333
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,635
you have her to drop on by
and see me, okay?
334
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:30,848
What odds are you giving
on the notorious bookie
Harry owed money?
335
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,267
Man, I don't even have
a motorcycle license.
336
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,727
Hypothetically.
337
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,854
Literally.
338
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,480
Thread the needle, baby!
That soft grass is nothing,
it's nothing.
339
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:42,902
(COMMENTARY RUNNING
ON TELEVISION)
340
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,195
Gotta admit. Life insurance,
not a bad angle.
341
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,698
You and murderous
spouses, Clive.
Never get married.
342
00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:49,450
It's just Harry's widow
keeps dodging my calls.
343
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,868
Even if she's innocent,
she could help us on
344
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,995
- the Mr. Sheldon...
- I forgot my sunglasses.
345
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:58,375
Give me Alas Poor Yorick,
Edison Lighthouse
and Filly Cheesesteak
346
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,461
in a trifecta box in
the third at Saratoga.
347
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,670
This feels like entrapment.
348
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,380
How much are we talkin' about?
349
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,132
$24.
350
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,551
And yeah, Filly Cheesesteak's
a female in a male field,
351
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,178
but she's breaking from
a single-figure draw,
352
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,555
she's a demon on mud
and we both know
353
00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:13,682
you don't bring in a jockey
like Santiago if you're just
there for the juleps.
354
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,726
Take it.
355
00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:18,103
(COMMENTARY RUNNING
ON TELEVISION)
356
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,980
Oh.
357
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,565
Silver dollar. Make it 25.
358
00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:24,777
That silver dollar.
Is that a Susan B. Anthony?
359
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,363
Then you keep it.
Those things are lucky.
360
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,376
(EXHALES)
361
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,086
I've got that lucky
feeling today, Doc.
362
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,046
Give me some good news
on the safe sex research.
363
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,714
Oh, nothing certain yet,
364
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,424
though I have proven that when
you purchase boxes
365
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,677
of every brand of condom
available at once,
366
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,595
the lady at the drugstore
counter looks at you funny.
367
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,723
Is that a balloon animal?
368
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:58,435
Ah, yeah, clown college.
369
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,688
Um, I'm available for parties.
370
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,107
I tracked down Harry's widow,
but we've got to hurry.
371
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,566
Where are we going?
372
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,652
Shady Plots Funeral Home.
373
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,737
Harry's memorial service
is happening right now.
374
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:12,074
If anyone needs to know
where I am, you be sure
to let them know.
375
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,617
Will do.
(CLEARS THROAT)
376
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:21,083
Harry would've loved
to have seen you all here.
377
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,794
He was a man who leaned
on his friends and
378
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:25,963
he wanted to be a man
others could lean on...
379
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,881
I feel dirty showing up here.
380
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,509
If she'd called me back,
we wouldn't have to be.
381
00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:31,719
I've got some morgue business
382
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,303
to talk to the
funeral director about.
383
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:34,805
I'll be back.
384
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,739
Hola, mi amigo.
385
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,115
Como estas?
386
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,908
Join me for my last meal.
387
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,911
My partner is upstairs,
the detective who has
a sketch of you
388
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,538
and wants to talk
about Meat Cute.
389
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,206
So you need to stay down here.
390
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,834
Not that I think you could
climb these stairs.
391
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,294
Mwa mwa mwa mwa.
392
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,880
Mwa mwa mwa.
393
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,923
That's what you sound like.
394
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,134
Yes, I received
the good doctor's call.
395
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,677
Yes, I'll stay downstairs.
396
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,722
Are you ever happy
you're a zombie?
397
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,724
You should know
that's a stupid question.
398
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,559
Is it?
399
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:24,354
Before I became a zombie,
I was wasting my life.
400
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,190
Human Blaine was a nobody.
401
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,818
An underachiever.
He was a, he was a joke.
402
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,404
Zombie Blaine, though...
403
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,906
Zombie Blaine was the man.
404
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:38,118
- He was a murderer.
- But he was exceptional.
405
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,370
Kinda miss that guy. And you?
406
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,456
Would you have ever become,
uh, Liv Moore,
407
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,542
dispenser of justice,
if I hadn't scratched you?
408
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,419
There's a part of you
that loves it.
409
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,171
You're important now.
410
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,008
(LAUGHS) Admit it.
I gave you a gift.
411
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,511
What about the visions?
Miss those?
412
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,888
Seeing the worst moments
of people's lives,
413
00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:00,349
never knowing when you're
going to experience the terror
414
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,810
of feeling like you're
about to die?
415
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,232
Enjoy your hangover.
416
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,111
Are you suggesting
that I killed my husband
for an insurance payout?
417
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,030
It's the first question
they teach us
in detective school.
418
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,740
I'm sorry if
it sounds indelicate.
419
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,158
There was no insurance.
420
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,494
All Harry's money went
to his addiction.
421
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:24,289
As far as you know,
did anyone ever refer to
your husband as Mr. Sheldon?
422
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,792
They couldn't have
taught that question
in detective school.
423
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,210
He's was called many things.
424
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,920
Mr. Sheldon wasn't
one of them.
425
00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,839
I'll be damned.
426
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,174
Calvin Owens.
427
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,385
He and Harry
were college buddies.
428
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,805
I saw him put up a 30-20 on
the Knicks in the Garden
his rookie season.
429
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,765
- Are we done here?
- Yeah.
430
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,767
I'm sorry for your loss,
Mrs. Cole.
431
00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:45,227
Thank you.
432
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,108
We should probably
go talk to Calvin.
433
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,735
You look like me going
to see NSYNC when I was 10.
434
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,654
Is this guy a big deal?
435
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,323
Not one week ago
you were dissecting
the triangle offense
436
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,785
and now you know nothing about
one of the greatest players
of his generation?
437
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,829
I know he's good looking.
438
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,248
We probably should
go talk to him.
439
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,672
Mr. Owens,
440
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,051
Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD.
441
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,265
Do you mind if I ask you some
questions about Harry Cole?
442
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,601
Doubt I know anything
relevant, but sure.
443
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,145
Harry's widow said
you and Harry
were college buddies.
444
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,355
Yeah. We met
our freshman year.
445
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,233
So he was probably there when
you crushed Duke
in the round of sixteen?
446
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,402
God, that was sweet.
447
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,571
Probably.
He went to most games.
448
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,741
Um...
449
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,118
Can you think of anyone
who might want to hurt Harry?
450
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,162
Aside from what's already
in the news?
451
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,707
- Not really.
- All right.
452
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,125
Well, if that's all...
453
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,420
Oh, yeah, um, that's...
That's it.
454
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,133
Do you want to talk
about basketball?
455
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,636
I just have to ask
about Ewing.
456
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,346
I mean,
you played him in his prime.
457
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,431
He was a great player.
458
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,391
If his knees
would've held out...
459
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,810
We're talking
multiple Knicks titles.
460
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,646
See, that's what
I'm always saying.
461
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,356
- Uh...
- On another front,
462
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,316
who you got
for the college championship?
463
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,485
If someone were thinking
about making it interesting?
464
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,820
You'd be crazy
if you didn't take Arizona.
465
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,572
If you don't mind,
I have a car waiting.
466
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,116
Oh, of course.
But before you go,
467
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,827
can I see the ring?
I mean, up close.
468
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,746
Yeah, no problem.
469
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,626
Go home, Harry.
470
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:33,835
HARRY: Do you want
my blood on your hands?
471
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,712
I've given you all I can.
472
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,006
HARRY: You don't know what
these psychos will do to me!
473
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,132
Calvin.
474
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,884
(GASPS)
475
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,932
Should I tell you the vision
I just had or do you need
a minute?
476
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,353
(CLEARS THROAT) I'm good.
477
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,355
Harry was asking
Calvin for money.
478
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,274
He was terrified someone
was going to kill him.
479
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,317
Seems to point to the Barber.
480
00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:58,568
What was Calvin's answer?
481
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,237
He said he'd given enough.
482
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,655
(PHONE VIBRATING)
483
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:04,491
Yes!
484
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,203
Nice.
485
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,372
Trust me, if Harry knew what
it was about, he'd approve.
486
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,498
(BELL RINGING)
487
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,042
Gentlemen.
488
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,503
Well, if it isn't
Filly Cheesesteak.
489
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,716
Get the lady her prize.
490
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,093
(COMMENTARY RUNNING
ON TELEVISION)
491
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,726
You interested in turning
that little into a lot?
492
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,062
Got a special
on San Antonio-Golden State.
493
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,190
You're not getting
better than 150,
San Antonio's at home.
494
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,360
150 on San Antonio at home?
I'm in.
495
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:43,113
Hey, Officer,
since you're here,
you got any scoop on the case?
496
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,865
None that I can give out.
497
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,784
First thing, I think we cross
off any underworld figures
498
00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:50,120
given the theatrical nature
of the crime.
499
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:53,081
Jimmy Hoffa.
That's the way a pro does it.
500
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,125
Hypothetically.
501
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,919
No, no, no.
Strangers on a Train.
502
00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,588
There's your perfect crime.
503
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,340
No, no, no. Perfect murder?
504
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,759
You get the guy you want
to get rid of to kill himself.
505
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,385
You just ask real nice?
506
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,554
Hypothetically...
507
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,140
You just Skype the guy
you want done.
508
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,769
He answers, and there
on camera, he sees his wife,
509
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,689
his family, his dog, whoever,
with guns to their head.
510
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,486
You make it clear
that it's him or them.
511
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,781
Believe me, he'll do it.
512
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:36,792
Gotta hit the road.
Places to go, people to see.
513
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,674
What about the wife
and the family?
514
00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:48,053
You've got yourself witnesses.
515
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,263
Guess you gotta
get rid of them, too.
516
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:52,849
COUNSELOR: Hypothetically.
517
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:55,811
(BELL RINGS)
518
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,107
(DOOR OPENING AND SHUTTING)
519
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:04,486
(MAN WHISTLING
OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE)
520
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:08,907
PEYTON: Hello?
521
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,708
Hello?
522
00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:28,802
(SIGHS)
523
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,476
(MAN WHISTLING
OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE)
524
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,687
Hey!
525
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:39,980
You can't be in here.
526
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,492
There. That's better.
527
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:02,294
Would it surprise you to know
that I've been here before?
528
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,046
In a district attorney's
office?
Not a big shock, no.
529
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,257
Four times.
530
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:10,969
Every few years some DA
gets it in his or her head
to make a run at me,
531
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,264
so I swing by to talk about
how things can go.
532
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:19,394
Are you threatening me?
533
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,521
Gosh, no. Actually...
534
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,232
Three of those former DAs,
they're doing great.
535
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,277
They fell into some money,
retired young,
536
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:29,404
fabulous PPO health insurance
537
00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:32,365
that pays for contact lenses
and teeth whitening.
538
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,783
And the fourth DA?
539
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,411
Escapes me.
540
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,247
I see.
541
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,417
You're attempting to bribe
an assistant
district attorney.
542
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:45,045
Add that to the illegal
ex parte communication,
543
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,588
I might have enough
to bring you back in here
544
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:48,924
to see the place
during work hours.
545
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:52,135
You are not lacking
for pluck, huh?
546
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,096
And I admire the work ethic.
The late hours.
547
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,766
And this wall thing?
548
00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:01,895
But it is a little
out of date.
549
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,272
So maybe you only
have one source?
550
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,858
Who left my employ
about two years ago?
551
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,529
I wonder who.
And I wonder what happens
to your case
552
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,072
if he goes away?
553
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,366
It's time for you to leave.
554
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:17,369
This is quite the gig
for someone two years
out of law school.
555
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,746
The DA pulled you out
of sabbatical, right?
556
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:22,624
So with a continent full
of experts on drug law,
557
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:26,711
racketeering, and so on,
he opted for a 27-year-old.
558
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,757
Maybe his heart's
not quite in this.
559
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,428
Or maybe it's the pluck.
560
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,685
(WHISTLING
OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE)
561
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,234
CLIVE: Remember him?
562
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,695
This is the turtle
on Roger Thrunk's desk.
563
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,155
That's right.
564
00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:57,742
I suppose he looks more like
a Mr. Sheldon than Harry.
565
00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,787
We had a forensic team going
through everything
in Thrunk's office
566
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,248
and some flunky showed up
wanting to feed the turtle.
567
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,208
So that's what "take care
of Mr. Sheldon" meant.
568
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,918
It was literal.
569
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,879
He wasn't ordering a hit.
He was getting a pet sitter.
570
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,048
Yeah, but things got weird.
571
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,175
When forensics said
they needed to call in
and make sure it was okay
572
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:16,011
with me, the flunky split.
573
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,263
They didn't even get a name.
Why would he do that?
574
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,807
I saw a movie once
set in a jungle prison.
575
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,977
Prisoners wrote messages
on the bottom
of turtles' shells.
576
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,273
Ah...
577
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:33,486
The things they never tell you
you'll be doing
at the detective academy.
578
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,239
Oh, boy.
579
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,203
Babineaux!
580
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,622
You and that turtle
get a room.
581
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,873
I'm looking for messages.
582
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,499
I won't ask.
583
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,835
We think there's something
fishy about this turtle.
584
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,670
This is all you, buddy.
585
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:53,256
In A Fish Called Wanda,
they hid the key
in the treasure chest.
586
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,925
Does anyone else have
any movie plots
that may apply?
587
00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,345
He doesn't have
a treasure chest.
588
00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:00,138
He's got a castle.
589
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,522
There's something.
590
00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:18,490
Well, what do we have here?
591
00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:21,034
Looks like cocaine to me.
592
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,412
So that's why Mr. Sheldon
wouldn't shut up about taking
me for a ride in his Porsche.
593
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,124
I think we'll bring Roger
in tonight for another chat.
You in?
594
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,168
Actually, I kinda have plans.
595
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:37,092
Okay, two glasses of wine.
I think I'm ready.
596
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,885
Doesn't get any safer
than this.
597
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,221
We could just wait until
Ravi finishes his research.
598
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,556
Nope. It's on.
599
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,600
High card strips.
600
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,727
Draw.
601
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,979
- What did you get?
- A two.
602
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,524
Liar. Show your card,
Lilywhite.
603
00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,239
- Read 'em and weep.
- (SIGHS)
604
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,702
Slow down now. Make it a show.
605
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,870
Hey, don't you dare make
me feel cheap.
606
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,998
Come on. Everyone knows this
is how you put yourself
through college.
607
00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,543
(LAUGHS)
608
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:16,089
Hey, how about a face card
means you provide
a little dirty talk?
609
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,384
We'll see. I may need
to finish this bottle first.
610
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,970
Wait. Let's show each other
at once.
611
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,639
- Build some drama.
- All right.
612
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,933
Three, two, one.
613
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,188
Well, luckily, I'm wearing
four pairs of socks.
614
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,690
No, sir.
615
00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,775
Full monty.
Give me the goods.
616
00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:38,611
All right. (CLEARS THROAT)
617
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,615
What? A G-string?
618
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,118
Uncool.
619
00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:46,536
I play to win.
620
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,247
Now, draw, lady.
621
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,375
Three, two, one.
622
00:29:56,254 --> 00:29:57,672
Oh.
623
00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,466
(SIGHS) Yeah.
624
00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,691
All right. Yeah.
625
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,109
That did the trick for me.
626
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:20,153
- Good night.
- (CHUCKLES)
627
00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,285
Mr. Thrunk.
628
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,079
Guess I figured it out.
629
00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:37,170
Thanks for playing along.
630
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,671
MAJOR: It was fun.
631
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,674
It was.
632
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,635
I know it's not the same as...
633
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:44,719
That's okay.
634
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,137
You remember the last time?
635
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,514
You mean, the last time we...
636
00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:50,058
- That is what I mean.
- Yeah.
637
00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:54,729
Laundry room.
Your apartment building.
638
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,981
We'd fought earlier about
how many of your teammates
639
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,608
would get invitations
to the wedding.
640
00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:01,945
Make up sex. Good stuff.
641
00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,406
Just a couple more days.
642
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,076
A couple more days.
643
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,370
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
644
00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:18,044
(COMMENTARY RUNNING
ON TELEVISION)
645
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,421
Congratulations, Officer.
646
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:23,883
You've turned $24 into $1,500.
647
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:27,887
I'm gonna let it ride
on Arizona to win it all
at 15 to one.
648
00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:29,055
Arizona?
649
00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,892
Fine. Your money.
650
00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,686
Soon to be my money.
651
00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,939
I have it on good authority
from an NCAA champion himself.
652
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,399
And who might that be?
653
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,192
Only Calvin Owens.
654
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:43,862
What?
655
00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:48,116
Well, if there's someone
who would understand
656
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,285
betting on
college basketball...
657
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,455
MALE COMMENTATOR:
Bowman grabs the rebound,
658
00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:56,916
and it's a beautiful
outlet pass to Calvin Owens!
659
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,961
He's going for the jam
and, oh, he can't
get it to go down!
660
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,254
(CLICKS)
661
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,172
- Hey.
- Caught you.
662
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,842
I get it now.
663
00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:08,344
You sit down here and bone up
on a few basketball facts,
664
00:32:08,553 --> 00:32:10,513
then regurgitate them to me,
trying to show me up.
665
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:12,473
You got me. What's up?
666
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,435
Our frogmen did their dive,
they found the motorcycle.
667
00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:18,104
We traced it to a visiting
Serbian national.
668
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,856
He and his brother were
on a flight back to Serbia
669
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,692
less than three hours
after Harry Cole was shot.
670
00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:24,694
They've both
got violent records back home.
671
00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:28,489
So we infiltrate
a Serbian crime gang.
It's almost too easy.
672
00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:31,576
I'm pushing the DA
to extradite,
but it's a long shot.
673
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:34,078
I'm sure they were guns
for hire.
674
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,248
- Enjoying some classic Calvin?
- (CHUCKLES)
675
00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:38,958
Doing some homework.
676
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,127
You remember their record
their championship season?
677
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:42,962
Yeah, they only had
a couple of losses.
678
00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:45,882
35 and two.
Know what they were
against the spread?
679
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,300
Six and 31.
680
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,010
If Vegas is doing its job,
681
00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,845
most teams should be close
to.500 against the spread.
682
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,805
Yeah, I know how
the spread works.
683
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:56,768
Right. Well, Calvin had
a bad habit of getting
careless late in games.
684
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,311
I think he was shaving points.
685
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,314
And his college buddy
was a serious gambler.
686
00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:03,316
We need to talk
to Mr. Owens again.
687
00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:06,945
Find out if he's got
any connections to
688
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:10,949
Nikos and Novak Slijepcevic.
689
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,202
I'll find
how to pronounce that.
690
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:15,578
You said it fine.
691
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,915
You two are out
of your damn minds.
692
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,001
I want my lawyer, man.
693
00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:25,421
You could do that.
Or you can just hear us out.
694
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:26,756
You've been advised
of your rights.
695
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,633
Remain silent if you like.
696
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,010
I didn't kill anyone.
That's crazy.
697
00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:34,222
Crazy like how
your college team failed
to cover the spread
698
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,557
80% of the time.
699
00:33:36,766 --> 00:33:40,812
You used to get the yips
pretty bad
in the closing minutes.
700
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,189
Lots of pressure
at the end of games.
701
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,316
What? No good under pressure,
Calvin?
702
00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:50,321
But in the pros,
those yips cleared up.
703
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,991
Of course, by then you weren't
short of cash anymore.
704
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,492
But your college buddy was.
705
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:56,577
That's why
he was blackmailing you.
706
00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:58,621
"Pay off my debts,
or I'll tell everyone
707
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,290
"about those games
we fixed back in college."
708
00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:03,835
You could've paid him off,
but you knew
that wasn't gonna end.
709
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:06,379
Not with a degenerate
like Harry.
710
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:09,048
So I jumped on the back
of a motorcycle and shot him?
711
00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:11,384
Think someone might've
seen a 6'7" shooter?
712
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:16,681
The bike was registered
to the sons
of Goran Slijepcevic.
713
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:20,059
You and Goran were teammates
in Milwaukee for two seasons
714
00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:23,938
until he was cut for pulling
a knife in a card game dispute
on a team flight.
715
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:26,607
You reached out
to an old friend
to fix your problem.
716
00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:30,028
Mr. Owens.
717
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:33,114
Peyton Charles.
I'm with the
district attorney's office.
718
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:34,824
It would be
in your best interest
to confess.
719
00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,035
You think so, huh?
720
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:39,495
Goran Slijepcevic has had
a pretty impressive
post-basketball career.
721
00:34:39,704 --> 00:34:41,456
He's a war criminal.
722
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:43,416
Serbia's just
getting back their
international reputation.
723
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:45,418
You think they'd risk that
to protect a family of thugs
724
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,919
with ties to a genocide?
725
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,963
We will get them extradited.
726
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:51,549
How long do you think
it'll take for them
to roll over on you?
727
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:55,386
Confess and I'll keep
you out of gen pop.
728
00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:56,888
There's lot of prisoners who
want to meet Calvin Owens
729
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,057
and not all of them are fans.
730
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,280
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
731
00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:15,698
This one.
732
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,326
This was my jam.
733
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:33,508
You like the music,
don't you, Grandpa?
734
00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:37,470
Oh, it has been a hell
of a few days, Gramps.
735
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:39,305
Turns out we have something
more in common
736
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:42,475
than our good looks
and stellar musical taste.
737
00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,978
Dad has figured out a way
to take over my business, too.
738
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,772
- (WHIMPERING)
- You're okay.
739
00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:55,238
What do you say
we teach him a lesson
this time?
740
00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:57,115
Let him know
what it feels like.
741
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,407
(WHIMPERING)
742
00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:02,161
Shh, just listen to the music.
743
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,630
Yo, Angus.
744
00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,842
I've decided I'll do it.
745
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:19,720
Yeah, I did have options.
746
00:36:19,929 --> 00:36:23,307
I'm heading to Mount Rainier.
You'll have the brain
you want by tomorrow.
747
00:36:44,662 --> 00:36:45,997
(MUFFLED GASPING)
748
00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,293
Shh.
749
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,882
Just listen to the music.
750
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:57,383
Just listen to the music.
751
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:08,311
Did you know condoms have
a 98% success rate?
752
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:11,022
I have heard
that stat somewhere.
753
00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,110
You gotta like those odds.
754
00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:18,946
No pressure.
755
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,368
Come on. Come on.
756
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,081
(SIGHS)
757
00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:49,518
Oh, damn.
758
00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:52,313
(SIGHS)
759
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,826
Oh, no.
760
00:38:07,036 --> 00:38:09,497
No, no, no, no.
761
00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:13,084
RAVI: Stop what you're doing!
I'm coming in!
762
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,835
LIV: Ravi? What?
MAJOR: Wait! Ravi?
763
00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:16,379
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Knocking!
764
00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:17,964
In this house we use knocking.
765
00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,507
Are you decent?
766
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,133
LIV: Decent enough.
767
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:24,303
Tell me you haven't
had sex yet.
768
00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:26,055
Seems like a question
you could've asked
outside the door.
769
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,306
- Have you?
- No.
770
00:38:27,515 --> 00:38:28,891
(SIGHS)
771
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,561
That's very, very good news.
772
00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:36,941
Zombie virus is a hundredth
the size of a typical virus.
773
00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:40,611
I tested every brand
of condom, every material,
774
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,905
102 samples.
775
00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:45,908
Zombie virus went through
all of them.
776
00:38:46,117 --> 00:38:49,328
If you have sex,
Major will become a zombie.
777
00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:52,540
That is not a risk,
that's a certainty.
778
00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:58,337
Look, someday I'll cure it.
I will.
779
00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:00,881
But until then, I'm sorry.
780
00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:04,802
Thanks, Ravi. Really.
781
00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,523
There's other stuff.
782
00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:18,899
The other night was fun.
783
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,777
It was.
784
00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:23,237
So we get creative.
785
00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:24,947
We're creative people.
We'll figure it out.
786
00:39:25,156 --> 00:39:26,949
Yeah. This isn't it for us.
787
00:39:27,158 --> 00:39:28,326
It's not.
788
00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:34,707
So, what are we doing later?
Wanna catch a G-rated movie?
789
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:38,377
Ah, I've got work.
790
00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,212
Late night training sessions.
791
00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,382
- But tomorrow?
- Tomorrow. Great.
792
00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:46,135
- Foot rub?
- Yes.
793
00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:48,763
Wait, was that an offer
or a request?
794
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:53,309
(CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC
PLAYING)
795
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,252
(SNIFFLES)
796
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,097
Dude, guess what?
797
00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:33,140
I'm reading the news
and then suddenly,
798
00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:35,601
your scary-ass pops
is staring at me.
799
00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:39,897
Someone kidnapped the guy.
800
00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:44,151
Gimme that.
801
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,903
DON E.: Just like
our other customers.
802
00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:47,238
I mean,
talk about luck, right?
803
00:40:52,368 --> 00:40:56,288
What are we listening to?
Can we turn this crap off?
804
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,917
RADIO ANNOUNCER: The real
estate mogul's living room
was covered in anti-capitalist
805
00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,294
graffiti and violent
class warfare slogans,
806
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:07,007
fueling speculation that
the perpetrators
are anti-corporate radicals.
807
00:41:07,216 --> 00:41:10,511
In other news,
the Seattle City Council
today approved a motion...
808
00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:13,431
(GRUNTS)