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LIV: Previously on iZombie...
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I don't think it's a good idea
for us to mix business
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with whatever it is
we were doing.
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I know all the reasons
it can't work
but I don't care,
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I want us to be
together again.
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(SNARLING)
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If we're gonna make
any real headway
with the Super Max recipe,
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we need the DNA of
a coherent functional zombie.
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(GASPS)
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- Oh my God, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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Hey, you! Didn't know you
existed outside the station.
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Liv, Major, this is
Agent Bozzio from the FBI.
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Seems like romance
is in the air.
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REGINA: I find it fascinating
that we never talk
about your love life.
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(TOASTER POPPING)
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Morning, stranger.
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Hangover cure?
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Just a weird craving.
(CHUCKLES)
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At least it's not
hollandaise sauce, right?
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So, where have you
been sleeping, young lady?
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At my, uh, boyfriend's.
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What?
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Since when do you
have a boyfriend?
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I used to be engaged to him.
So he kinda had a head start.
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Oh.
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So that's happening, huh?
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I mean, he's still quality,
grade-A boyfriend material.
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Barely used.
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Of course.
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Sorry. I had the worst
experience trying to pick
things back up with an ex.
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- What happened?
- Oh, after a few
glorious weeks,
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we realized all the things
that broke us up
hadn't really gone away.
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But I'm sure
you guys'll be great.
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I gotta run.
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(CAR DOOR LOCKS)
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Regina!
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Do I know you?
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You brought this on yourself.
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Argh!
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- Stay away from...
- (REGINA GRUNTING)
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(REGINA SCREAMS)
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Help! Help!
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Help!
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(SCREAMS)
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You...
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Whoever you are,
you messed
with the wrong woman.
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (GASPS)
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(MOANING)
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MAN: Get in the car.
Get in the car!
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Regina Sumner. Thirty-three.
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She's a wedding planner
who rents office space
in the building.
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No camera in the garage.
No witnesses.
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Killer left her wallet
and her purse.
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RAVI: See these bruises?
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Uh, looks like
the killer punched her
before shooting her.
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Oh, what did I miss?
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Well, well, well.
Look who finally
bothered to show up.
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(GROANS) Don't start.
I've had the worst morning.
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Yeah? Worse than hers?
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(SIGHS)
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Are you okay?
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I know her.
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We used to date.
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I'm so sorry, Clive.
That's awful.
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Found the gun under a car.
It's a 9 millimeter Beretta.
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Tsk... It's my gun.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Super Max taste test.
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Glass A, bubblegum with,
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(INHALES) ooh, hint of mint.
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And Glass B,
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yellow.
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Yellow isn't a flavor.
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And you're not
listening to me.
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Uh, yes, I am.
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Our zombie hunter is sleeping
with your zombie roommate.
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Looks like you'll be
spending little more time
at your pied-a-terre.
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Come on, sample. Sample.
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I value your key demo input.
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(EXHALES)
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Ugh. Mystery solved.
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Yellow represents
its urine flavor.
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Can you register
some concern with my news?
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You had me move in with her,
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so you wouldn't
get blind-sided by
this sort of thing.
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Stay on task, sweetie.
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(COUGHS)
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Go with the urine-flavor.
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So the thought of a zombie
who works for the police
and hates you,
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finding out we're killing
zombies really isn't
worth worrying about?
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Okay, so you really think
she's going to go to
all her cop buddies, and say,
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"Hey, everyone! Zombies exist!
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"Let's go arrest
all those guys who rid
the city of zombies."
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Please.
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Maybe. Or maybe
she just gets hungry one night
and decides to eat you.
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Oh, as I know
you've already redecorated
my office in your mind,
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you can only hope.
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I'll be going with
a mid-century vibe.
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Desk facing north.
Warhol originals.
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Your Elon Musk bobble-head
in the trash.
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- Hmm.
- WOMAN ON PA: Vaughn. They're
ready for you in the lab.
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(SIGHS) I got the brains.
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We both got the looks.
Let's make lots of money.
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Look. Major has killed,
by my count, eight zombies.
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His last three, quote-unquote
innocent zombies.
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You think that's something
you tell the zombie you love?
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Besides, I think I know
the guy better than you.
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You do, huh?
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Sure, he's training me
four days a week.
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He was a bit of
a Debbie Downer at first,
but he's coming around.
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We have some legit man-to-mans
on back-and-bi's day.
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- Oh.
- Anyway, I'm
an irresistible force.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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(SOFT GROWLING)
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I think you'll be pleased.
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The blood sample Rita
provided us was the key.
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What? Who is this?
Where's Dr. Erving?
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Oh, lab accident.
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Dr. Lockett's getting
his big break.
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(SIGHS) They're like drummers
for Spinal Tap.
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- (BEEPS)
- MAN: We're ready
for the Super Max.
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DR. LOCKETT: As you can see,
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the test subject
is struggling to keep up
at three miles per hour.
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But once the Super Max
enters the blood stream...
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The results are immediate.
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(SNARLING)
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We can crank
the treadmill up as high
as nine miles per hour.
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Endurance and strength
also sky rocket.
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- (SNARLING)
- DU CLARK: Woah.
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I'm impressed.
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Considering how little cash
your typical member
of the undead carries,
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when will we be seeing
these results with a human?
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Well, I'm still looking
for a volunteer on my team.
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Seeing as how
we're still not sure
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if we've eliminated
the violent side effects.
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No need.
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I think I've got
somebody in mind.
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Please don't be
a 9 millimeter.
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Please don't be
a 9 millimeter. (SIGHS)
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9 millimeter.
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Not a good day
for Team Babineaux.
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It gets worse.
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Detective Cavanaugh
is on the case.
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Detective Cavanaugh?
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That weasel-faced kiss-ass?
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He'd waterboard his own mom
if it meant making lieutenant.
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- To make lieutenant?
- (RAVI GROANS)
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C'mon. I'm not a monster.
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Now, for captain's bars?
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I'd go full Gitmo
on the old biddy.
(TONGUE CLICKING)
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Give me all the gory details.
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The victim suffered
blows to the face.
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It was the gunshot wound
in the back that was fatal.
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The bullet matches
the weapon found at the scene.
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The gun registered
to one Clive Babineaux?
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You can't possibly
think Clive did this.
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Well, I'm just dispassionately
looking at the facts.
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Babineaux was romantically
involved with the deceased.
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She was killed with his gun.
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He has no alibi.
And here's the kicker.
The vic's phone.
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CLIVE: This stops now, Regina.
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Don't call. Don't text.
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Don't show up at my place.
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If you continue to harass me
or anyone I care about,
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I promise,
this won't end well for you.
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Now, can anyone in the class
tell me what that is?
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Huh? Uh, oh.
Why, it's motive,
Mr. Cavanaugh!
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He left the message one hour
before Regina was killed.
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If this case were any easier,
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I'd have slept
with it in college.
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So what do they really have?
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Nothing but a murder weapon
registered to Clive.
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And a recorded threat directed
at the victim from Clive.
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And so what
if he doesn't have an alibi?
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I don't have an alibi
for her murder, either.
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(SIGHS)
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No. Wait. I do have an alibi.
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Witnesses, too.
Airtight, really.
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So we can cross you
off the list. That's good.
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I'm just gonna
eat this brain for fun.
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Clive doesn't even
need our help.
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Might as well plan
your wedding to Major
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while you're on this wedding
planner brain. Kill two birds.
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- I just had a thought.
- What?
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What if you have a vision of
having sex with Clive? (GASPS)
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You might see his O-face.
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Really?
That's where your mind goes?
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I bet it's super angry.
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(LOUD GROANING)
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So?
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Who did it?
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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- Agent Bozzio.
- Ah, first names, please.
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Dale, uh...
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This is my boss,
Ravi Chakrabarti.
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Ravi... Dale.
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How's Clive doing?
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I only got to talk to him
for five minutes.
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They've had him in
interrogation most of the day.
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He wanted me to show you this.
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The, uh, dead girl,
what's her name?
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Regina Sumner.
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She left that on
my doorstep last night.
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It's worse than we thought.
Clive was married to the girl.
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He does always
blame the spouse.
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That's a mostly photoshopped
history of a mostly
fictional relationship.
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He only went out
with her a few times.
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The woman was
an obsessive stalker,
crazier than an outhouse rat.
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Oh, no, Liv.
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(EXHALES)
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You okay?
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I, uh, just feel
something coming on.
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Maybe you should try to
go throw up or something?
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No. I've gotta be
strong for Clive.
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Wedding announcement.
Save the date.
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RAVI: Wait. That doesn't
look photoshopped.
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- DALE: Oh, it's not.
- Clive plays piano?
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Beautifully. He's got
one in his living room.
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You've never been
to his place?
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Nope.
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Clive has a strict church
and state policy
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with regards to his work
and personal life.
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Clive cooks?
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Cajun cuisine mainly.
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His grandmother on
his father's side taught him.
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No! It can't be...
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Oh, yeah. Clive's
a huge Game of Thrones fan.
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You want to really
set him off?
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Yes, please.
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Ask him what
George R.R. Martin
is doing right now.
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(GASPS)
We don't know this man at all.
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Maybe he is a murderer.
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We should check his basement
for human remains.
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Ravi...
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Oh, this one's
clearly photoshopped.
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Clive's hands aren't white.
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At this point,
anything is possible.
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Clive asked me to bring
this by, he thought it might
spark one of your, uh...
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- Visions?
- Yeah.
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Can you leave it with me?
They don't happen on command.
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I've gotta hand it over
to Detective Cavanaugh,
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or it might be
viewed as obstruction.
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Worth a shot.
245
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,970
So, Fatal Attraction brain.
That's gonna be fun.
246
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,098
I don't feel anything at all.
247
00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:11,315
Hey, would it be weird
if I got Minor
a tiny Seahawks jersey
248
00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:14,068
and on the back
it said, "Ruff L. Wilson"?
249
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,153
Who's the bitch
using your shower?
250
00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:19,573
- Uh...
- Or did you suddenly switch
to Sinful Diva shampoo?
251
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,534
"For the shine
that gets him to notice you"?
252
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,369
Oh. That's Ravi's. Smell it.
253
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,329
(SNIFFS)
254
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:26,789
It does smell like Ravi.
255
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:28,833
Are you okay?
256
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,002
I'm going to plead
temporary insanity.
257
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,130
Hey, a little jealousy
makes a guy feel wanted.
258
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,173
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
259
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:38,968
Little late for a text,
isn't it?
260
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,679
But let's not overplay it.
261
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,019
LIV: This isn't you, Liv.
It's the brain.
262
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,521
You know this.
263
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,607
Put the phone down
and get back in bed.
264
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,860
You don't know
his pass code, anyway.
265
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,069
(GROANS)
266
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,905
Or maybe this is a sign.
267
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:07,663
(BEEPS)
268
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,130
Liv?
269
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,048
Who's Rita?
270
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,884
You went through my phone?
271
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,761
"Yesterday was so hot.
272
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,888
"Hope there were
no security cameras
in that elevator."
273
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,223
- I can't believe that you...
- Here's another good one.
274
00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:28,684
"Three rounds in one night.
That's my kind of triathlon."
275
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,188
Give me back my phone.
276
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,815
"You up?" She sent that one
the night that you showed up
at my place begging for help.
277
00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:37,485
I'm so glad I could be
there for you when your booty
call fell through.
278
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,528
Or did you come
to my place after?
279
00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:42,615
- That's not what happened.
- Oh, or should we
give Rita a call?
280
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,533
Put her on speaker,
maybe get some confirmation.
281
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:47,328
- Don't, don't do that.
- Answer the question!
Who's Rita?
282
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,163
She was meaningless.
283
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,582
All right, she,
she threw herself at me
during a real low point
284
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:54,001
and it ended the moment
that we got back together.
285
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,836
Wait, (STUTTERING)
I don't deserve this.
286
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,630
(SIGHS)
287
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,509
It's this brain I'm on.
288
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:05,054
Apparently the woman was
an unhinged stalker.
I didn't know when I ate it.
289
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,934
Going through my phone
was not okay.
290
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,352
It won't happen again.
291
00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:15,439
I can fight this.
292
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:18,734
(INHALES DEEPLY)
I'm already late for work.
293
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,328
(SIGHS)
294
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,760
(BEEPING)
295
00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:53,477
You have a safe
in your closet?
296
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:55,145
- You're back.
- I didn't like how
we left things,
297
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,522
so I came back to apologize.
298
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,315
When did you get the safe?
299
00:14:58,524 --> 00:14:59,984
I got it when a giant zombie
broke into my place last year.
300
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,277
Open it, please.
301
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:04,947
- No.
- Why not?
302
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,116
Because you just promised
you'd fight the brain.
303
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:09,451
Prove you meant it.
304
00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:14,540
(SIGHS) I meant it. I'm sorry.
305
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,086
(EXHALES)
306
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,883
His nostrils are flaring.
307
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,176
Tell me if fire actually
comes out of them.
308
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,469
Can you read lips?
309
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,180
I don't have to.
310
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,641
When a cop makes the
front page of the newspaper
as a murder suspect,
311
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,186
that cop's getting suspended.
312
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,480
Don't worry
your pretty little head.
313
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,190
Ravi and I? We've got this.
314
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,984
- We do?
- You got what?
315
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,194
This. You!
You're in good hands.
316
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,571
Vision here. Vision there.
317
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,364
Some good old-fashioned
police work.
318
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,325
Bibbity bobbity boo.
You're cleared of all charges.
319
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,619
No. Not happening.
320
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,787
If you happen to have
a vision that solves the case,
take it to Cavanaugh.
321
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,874
If they find you're out there
on your own poking around,
322
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,083
we'll all go down.
323
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,376
Like Robb Stark.
324
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,131
We're gonna help.
325
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,549
You want us flying blind,
326
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:07,343
or maybe you wanna
open up, this once?
327
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,136
Just give us
some basic details.
328
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,930
(EXHALES)
329
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,723
How'd you and Regina meet?
330
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,975
At a wedding a few months ago.
She was the wedding planner.
331
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,227
We hit it off.
Went out a few times.
332
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:21,315
She fell for you,
but you, big man,
couldn't be tied down.
333
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,858
You broke her heart.
334
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,860
Why? The intimacy?
335
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,029
- No.
- I'm not talking about what
went on between the sheets.
336
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,490
I'm talking about
emotional intimacy.
337
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,283
Two people connecting.
Falling in...
338
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,160
She was a badge bunny.
339
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,704
- A what?
- A badge bunny.
340
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,164
A woman who sleeps with cops.
341
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:39,667
Something about the badge
turns them on.
342
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,834
I have a badge.
343
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,755
All she wanted to talk
about was my job.
344
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,757
She wanted details
on the cases.
345
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:50,928
She wanted me
wearing my holster
when we were, uh, intimate.
346
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,388
She wanted to hold my gun.
347
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,889
Mmm-mmm.
348
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,935
That's when I ended things.
349
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,895
And that's when things
got really crazy.
350
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:01,605
Uh, phone calls in
the middle of the night.
351
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:02,856
Emails. Texts.
352
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,316
She wanted closure.
353
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:08,612
Why is that so hard
for men to understand?
354
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,490
- How'd she get your gun?
- Stolen from my place
the night before her murder.
355
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:14,243
She wanted to have something
you touched against her skin.
356
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,411
Whose side are you on?
357
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,829
CHIEF PRICE: Babineaux.
358
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,207
Let's see if taking your
badge away cheers me up.
359
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,210
Come on.
360
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,631
Regina was suing a client.
361
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,508
She made it sound
like it was pretty ugly.
362
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,219
I'd start there.
363
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:36,432
If Cavanaugh hears anyone else
from the Seattle PD
is questioning witnesses,
364
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,559
we'll all be collecting
unemployment together.
365
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,688
Che dothras,
366
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,400
che drivos.
367
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,235
- What does that mean?
- He knows.
368
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,282
Karma Cleaners & Alterations.
This is the place.
369
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,076
Regina planned
the owner's wedding,
and then sued for unpaid fees.
370
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,619
But remember,
we don't know that.
371
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:58,954
All right, what's the plan?
372
00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:00,622
We'll wing it.
You ready to do this?
373
00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:02,833
Yes, and...
374
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,334
And what?
375
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,003
"Yes, and..."
It's the first rule of improv?
376
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,630
It's what keeps
the scene moving forward.
377
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,591
Try not to talk.
You willing to hold my hand?
378
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,342
Yes. And...
379
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,722
Hey there. How can I help you?
380
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,476
I'm Julie Walker and
this tall drink of water
is my fiance.
381
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,479
Shawarma Parachanchetabarka.
382
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,523
We've just started
wedding planning.
383
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,776
We're thinking
of hiring Regina Sumner,
384
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,778
her assistant gave us
a list of references.
385
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,864
Uma and Matthew Voss,
owners of Karma Cleaners,
were on it.
386
00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:36,158
Well, I'm Uma.
387
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,285
They listed me as a reference?
388
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:40,704
I guess nothing should
surprise me about that woman.
389
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:43,207
Anyway, you're in luck.
She was murdered.
390
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,583
No!
391
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,460
That's terrible.
392
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,212
My husband and I spent
our life savings
on that wedding,
393
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,881
and Regina was
totally incompetent.
394
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,133
We fired her
before the actual event,
395
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,969
but she still showed up in
the middle of the reception,
drunk off her ass.
396
00:18:56,136 --> 00:19:00,224
Made a pass at my husband
and puked on my dress.
397
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,185
Then she had the nerve
to sue us for unpaid services.
398
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,353
That's awful.
399
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,231
- Hey, honey.
- Hi.
400
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,690
This is my husband, Matthew.
401
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,568
This is Julie
and her fiance...
402
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:12,861
Can you remind me
your name again?
403
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:15,489
Yes, and...
404
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,783
Everyone just
calls him Brando.
405
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,035
Brando, I'm Matthew Voss.
406
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,666
Matthew. Or Mr. Voss.
Not Baby.
407
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,960
- Not Sugar. Not Lover.
- REGINA: Baby...
408
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,545
You're sending
this to my wife?
409
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,964
I told you, we're over.
We're done.
410
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:33,841
(GASPS)
411
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,468
Uh...
412
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,971
How'd you get away
with not buying your girl
a rock?
413
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,597
Uh...
414
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,683
I just... I'm picky.
415
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,686
I want something
unique, memorable.
416
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,312
Ooh, like your ring!
417
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,815
Thank you.
418
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,776
It was my grandmother's.
It's one of a kind.
419
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:53,902
LIV: Aw.
420
00:19:58,532 --> 00:19:59,950
UMA: You be safe
out there, baby.
421
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,959
Regina was having
an affair with Matthew.
422
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,794
I knew it! That badge bunny!
423
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,546
In my vision,
Matthew was holding
424
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,423
a scrapbook that
looked just like Clive's,
425
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,508
and he said
he couldn't believe
she'd send it to Uma.
426
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,760
We know Clive didn't
kill his stalker,
but maybe Matthew did.
427
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,513
Exactly. He was yelling
at Regina and then,
he tossed the scrapbook
428
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,849
over a railing
covered in padlocks.
429
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,101
That's Love Locks Bridge!
Couples put up locks
430
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,686
as a symbol
of their everlasting love.
431
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:28,854
We should
go find that scrapbook.
432
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,565
Can I have my hand back now?
433
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,816
Die with the con, Liv.
434
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,948
LIV: No, it's Voss. V-O-S-S.
435
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,325
He's a beat cop at the 12th.
436
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,290
All morning?
437
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,211
You're sure? Okay, thanks.
438
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,297
(PANTING)
439
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,633
- It was down there!
- Nicely done.
440
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,260
Just the same as Clive's,
but with Matthew's face
441
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:01,887
photoshopped
into the pictures.
442
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,348
See? Another fake
save the date.
443
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,474
Here.
444
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,851
The same wedding photo.
445
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,395
Most importantly,
no water damage.
446
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,981
It was raining a few days ago,
so your vision
must have been recent.
447
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,316
I think Matthew
could be our guy.
448
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,943
- No. He can't.
- What? Why?
449
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,111
I already called
the dispatcher
from the 12th precinct.
450
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,156
Matthew was on a call
at the time of the murder.
451
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,324
You could have led with that.
452
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,618
Look, this photo again.
453
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,788
Matthew's face
photoshopped onto
the same body as Clive's.
454
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,373
So who is our original guy?
455
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,459
I don't know. But I'll bet
his initials are W. P.
456
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,836
- You had a vision?
- No.
457
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:38,131
Etched on this padlock
with a heart. R-S plus C-B.
458
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,634
Regina Sumner
plus Clive Babineaux.
459
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,636
R-S plus M-V?
460
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,805
Regina Sumner
and Matthew Voss.
461
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,807
R-S plus W-P.
462
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:59,987
So, it seems
Regina took N.W.A's
biggest hit literally.
463
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,989
I ran the plates to the SUV
464
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,449
and it belongs
to someone in the Seattle PD.
465
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:05,951
It's an official
police vehicle.
466
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,953
The badge bunny strikes again.
467
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,538
- Who's our mystery cop?
- No clue.
468
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,665
The Seattle PD
own a thousand SUVs,
469
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,459
and there's no online record
as to which cop
drives which vehicle.
470
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,003
Then it's another dead end.
471
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,505
For the time being.
But then I asked myself...
472
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,215
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
473
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,217
What if this car was parked
outside Major's all night,
474
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:25,137
and I wanted to find out
who the nasty ho was
who owned it.
475
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,890
RAVI: "Friends at
seattlecyclers.com.
476
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,226
"Last week during
the Chilly Hilly bike race,
477
00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:34,855
"the driver of a black SUV,
pissed because he had
to slow down for cyclists,
478
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,232
"plowed through our group,
running us off the road.
479
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:40,694
"Later, when we stopped
for lunch, the SUV doubled
back and ran over our bikes.
480
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,947
"Below is his plate number.
If you see the vehicle,
tweet me its location.
481
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,407
"He needs to be
taught a lesson."
482
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,244
I'm impressed, and frightened.
483
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,538
You don't
mess with Seattle cyclers.
484
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,832
Hmm, or Liv Moore
on stalker brain.
485
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,959
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
486
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,467
Oh, you like Major's post
about the state cutting
funding for homeless shelters.
487
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,552
I see right through you, lady.
488
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,637
- (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
489
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,264
LIV: Hey.
490
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,599
Well, look who's
home for once.
491
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,809
LIV: You slut!
492
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,605
Um...
493
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,982
What are you doing?
494
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:21,985
Making a list of all the women
who comment or post
on Major's Facebook entries.
495
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,112
This is bad, huh?
496
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,240
It isn't good. Why?
497
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,034
I started out
just looking for one name.
498
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,161
But once
I started poking around,
499
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:33,997
I started noticing
all these chicks throwing
themselves at my man.
500
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,043
Oh, "So true, Major.
Violence is bad."
501
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,586
"Keep fighting
the good fight."
502
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,630
Classic whore line.
503
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,257
"A bunch of us
are going out for karaoke.
You should come with."
504
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,385
Toss your
panties at him, Jezebel.
505
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,720
Wow! (SNORTS)
506
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,474
Who were
you originally looking for?
507
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:56,686
Some slut named Rita.
She sent him
all these desperate texts.
508
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,105
"Come do me, Major."
509
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,273
He showed these to you?
510
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,733
I found them on his phone.
511
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,779
Bold move.
512
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,656
Did you confront him?
513
00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,908
He said
this desperate Rita chick
threw herself at him
514
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,410
when he
was at a real low point.
515
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,330
What am I doing?
516
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,959
This isn't me.
I'm not this girl.
517
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,752
(WHISPERING) Major
doesn't deserve this.
518
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,047
I don't know.
519
00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:26,466
Sounds to me like
he deserves to be punished.
520
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:36,977
All the responses
to my cycling post
521
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,688
are just people
sharing their own
horror stories about drivers.
522
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,273
It hasn't even been 24 hours.
523
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:44,901
CLIVE: (CHUCKLES)
Finally. Some friendly faces.
524
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,987
I just met with my union rep.
525
00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:51,241
Good news,
if I'm convicted of murder,
I won't have to pay dues.
526
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,869
I brought dinner, po' boys
if anyone's interested.
527
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,621
Yes! Don't leave town, yeah.
528
00:24:56,830 --> 00:25:00,167
Po' boys? Are those
from that Cajun place
near your house?
529
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,419
Yeah. You two
love that place, right?
530
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:06,214
We do! We should
all go there some time.
531
00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,758
It's really
more of a takeout joint.
532
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:09,885
Oh.
533
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,763
What's it called?
You never told us.
534
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:17,601
Uh... Grandma's.
535
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,562
Yeah.
536
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,939
I'm pleased
to see the two of you
still work here.
537
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:26,485
It means you haven't
gotten yourselves suspended
for doing anything silly.
538
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,611
Define silly.
539
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:29,112
Mouth on fire!
540
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:30,864
Oh, Sorry.
That one was for Liv.
541
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,616
(GRUNTING)
542
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:43,877
Hmm. Mine's a little
uninspiring. How's yours?
543
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:49,090
I'm neither overwhelmed,
or underwhelmed.
I guess I'm whelmed.
544
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:50,342
LIV: Hmm.
545
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,843
Grandma must
have lost her touch.
546
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,473
All right.
I hope the two of you
have enjoyed yourselves
547
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:59,309
and the last two
Grandma's po' boys
you'll ever consume.
548
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:00,352
No!
549
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,479
Why did you keep it a secret?
550
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,147
You figured Shaft never
cooked for his friends,
so neither could you?
551
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:06,525
It's adorable.
552
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,485
And there it is.
Need I say more?
553
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,570
Yeah, I figured
I'd find you down here.
554
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,490
So. Who took it?
555
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,826
- Took what?
- The evidence from my desk.
556
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:19,162
I didn't take anything
from your desk, Cavanaugh.
557
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:20,539
Neither did we.
558
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,041
Oh, bummer.
559
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:27,337
I was hoping we could have
an open and honest discussion
and then maybe, hug it out.
560
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:30,090
Exactly what sort of evidence
do you believe we've stolen?
561
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:31,967
Nice try.
562
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,761
Whatever.
563
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,389
It's your careers.
Enjoy civilian life.
564
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:39,182
Or jail.
565
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,566
What did I tell you
about making this
worse for me?
566
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,651
I have no idea
what he was talking about.
567
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,903
Everything we've done
so far has been
completely by the book.
568
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,029
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
569
00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,155
(MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)
570
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,368
Ah! Jackpot! We've got a hit.
571
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:03,748
I'm gonna need a slim jim,
a black hoodie
and a head lamp.
572
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:06,209
- What exactly...
- The less you know,
the better.
573
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:07,877
(SIGHS)
574
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:14,092
Clive.
575
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:16,386
What's George R. R. Martin
up to right now?
576
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,848
Not writing.
577
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,482
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
578
00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:41,494
LIV: Bingo!
579
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,562
Come on. Come on. Who are you?
580
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:10,649
(CAR DOOR UNLOCKS)
581
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,324
(CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
582
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,742
(ENGINE STARTING)
583
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,626
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
584
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,586
Chief Walt Price speaking.
585
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:35,507
It's Detective Cavanaugh here.
I'm afraid I've got
some bad news.
586
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,802
That evidence
I told you about?
The scrapbook?
587
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:42,055
It's gone missing.
Babineaux must've
gotten to it.
588
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,557
Damn it, Cavanaugh!
How the hell did
you let that happen?
589
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,184
It was in my desk,
someone could've...
590
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:47,852
You're killing me, Cavanaugh.
591
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,271
If that scrapbook gets out,
it will end my marriage.
592
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,815
Call me when you've found it.
593
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,108
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
594
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,111
(TIRES SCREECHING)
595
00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:04,786
You're in
a world of trouble,
young lady.
596
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,213
Get comfortable.
597
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,506
Chief of Police says, uh,
you're gonna be with us
a while.
598
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,841
FEMALE PRISONER: Fresh meat!
599
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,845
Um... I have
some dietary requirements.
600
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:23,346
Can a doctor
bring me my meals?
601
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:25,598
Sure.
602
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,642
When would you like
your masseuse to swing by?
603
00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:30,437
Yo, guard.
Where's my masseuse?
604
00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:33,231
I'm guessing a private cell
is out of the question?
605
00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:36,609
It's a safety thing.
606
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,236
You'll be fine.
607
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:39,821
I know I'll be fine.
608
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:45,326
FEMALE PRISONER: Hey!
You talk to my PD
about my case, yet?
609
00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,204
I've got rights.
Cops busted me for weed,
610
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,623
but I've been arrested
for that before.
611
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,667
That's double jeopardy!
612
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:56,254
You can't charge me
for the same crime twice!
This is America!
613
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,380
(BUZZER)
614
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:07,891
How are you feeling?
615
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:09,100
Hungry.
616
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,352
I hadn't eaten
since my first helping.
617
00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:14,689
Channeling a crazy stalker
hasn't exactly been
good for my love life.
618
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,024
They won't let me
bring you any...
619
00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:18,443
- ...sustenance.
- I know.
620
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:19,861
You're not getting out
until Monday morning.
621
00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:21,613
Chief W. P.
is making sure of that.
622
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,698
They've made it
pretty clear to me.
623
00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,493
Major is down in Ellensburg
at a basketball tournament
with his team.
624
00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:27,786
He hasn't
returned my call yet.
625
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,704
- Don't tell him I'm in here.
- Liv.
626
00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:32,874
There's nothing Major can do.
He'll be back tomorrow night.
627
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:33,958
He won't be happy with us.
628
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,585
- Please.
- Okay.
629
00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:38,338
Hmm, got some interesting
news back from the lab.
630
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:41,841
Turns out there were
two different blood types
at the crime scene.
631
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:43,635
One of them
belonged to Regina.
632
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,220
They're going
to take blood from Clive
to see if it's a match.
633
00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:46,596
- It won't be.
- No.
634
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,139
But it won't
necessarily exonerate him.
635
00:30:49,307 --> 00:30:51,810
We get eight more minutes.
636
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:55,980
What do you
want to talk about?
637
00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:58,691
Oh, what's the best
American album of all time?
638
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,777
I say, it's Pet Sounds,
by the Beach Boys.
639
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,695
Can we just sit here?
640
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:05,824
Eight minutes of silence is
just what the doctor ordered.
641
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,161
(SIGHS)
642
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,625
FEMALE PRISONER:
Weed's legal in this state.
643
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:18,545
In case you ain't heard,
I'm a law-abiding citizen.
644
00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:23,132
It's a war on the poor.
I bet if I had a real lawyer,
instead of one of those,
645
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:25,051
"One will be appointed to you"
public defenders,
646
00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:27,178
ya'll all be
singing a different tune.
647
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:28,972
(WHISPERING) Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
648
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:33,977
Six ounces! Six ounces!
And my doctor prescribed it.
649
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,728
(CHANTING) Ferguson! Ferguson!
650
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,648
FEMALE PRISONER 2:
Go girl, you tell 'em.
651
00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:41,943
Oh, baby. We need
to get you out of there.
652
00:31:42,151 --> 00:31:45,029
12 more hours. I can make it.
653
00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:46,698
I worry about you.
654
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:50,159
Well, I'm likely
unemployed now, so...
655
00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:53,621
Silver lining,
my inner stalker
has left the building.
656
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:56,040
You can invite
some girls over tonight.
657
00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:58,877
Play some Twister.
See if I care.
658
00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,629
These girls I'm inviting over?
I'm warning you,
659
00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:04,757
they're basically
adult film stars.
660
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,426
And not even
the under contract ones.
661
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,720
I'm talking
the anything goes kind.
662
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:11,389
I'll be here
when they let you out.
663
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:15,560
I can't wait.
664
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:18,229
(HEAVY SNORING)
665
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,701
(SNARLING)
666
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:32,994
FEMALE GUARD: Olivia Moore?
667
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:35,622
- You've been released.
- (BUZZER)
668
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:36,748
(GATE OPENING)
669
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,669
There she is!
670
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:43,880
Oh.
671
00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:45,757
Yeah,
that smoothie is for you.
672
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,884
They let you out
a few hours
earlier than expected.
673
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,761
Major's all the way
across town, so I offered
to pick you up.
674
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,971
Plus, I knew
you'd be, uh, peckish.
675
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,640
So much better. Thank you.
676
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,266
Oh, who am I...
677
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,143
Oh, all we had on hand
was leftover Regina.
678
00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,853
I figured it was better
than starting the Apocalypse.
679
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:02,982
To you and me, maybe.
680
00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:04,692
Not sure Major
will feel the same.
681
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:11,032
I tore this
out of the scrapbook I found
in the back of Price's car.
682
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,702
I only had
a few seconds so I just
went for the back page.
683
00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:17,330
See? It's Price
in the original shot.
684
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:20,208
Hold on.
685
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,628
Regina's ring. Is that...
686
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:24,879
What?
687
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,675
Unique? Memorable?
688
00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:30,510
One of a kind.
689
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:32,804
Let's go solve this case.
690
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:34,722
MAJOR: Come on, bossman.
Two more.
691
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:36,724
(GRUNTING)
692
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:39,852
(DU CLARK PANTING)
693
00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:42,689
(GROANING)
694
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,607
(MAN GRUNTING)
695
00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:48,653
Yeah we get it,
we get it, big boy.
You're working hard.
696
00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:51,489
Hate to break it to you,
you being the owner
of the company and all, but,
697
00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:54,158
all that sugar
and caffeine in energy drinks
just makes you crash.
698
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:58,871
Super Max
is no energy drink, my friend.
699
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,208
It's a revolution
in liquid form.
700
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:04,544
- Right.
- (LAUGHING)
701
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,796
Max it out.
702
00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:09,966
Why? You were
burnt out on a half stack.
703
00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:13,052
I got Super Max coursing
through my veins, my friend.
704
00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:16,681
I'm TNT. I'm dynomite.
705
00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:18,891
MAJOR: All right.
706
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,643
(CLEARS THROAT)
707
00:34:20,852 --> 00:34:23,062
As your trainer,
I can't recommend that...
708
00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:25,189
(DU CLARK GROANS CONTINUOUSLY)
709
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:30,987
(LAUGHS AND GROANS)
710
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:35,783
Look in my bag.
711
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:40,621
Those are for you.
In case you need a leg up
during your night job.
712
00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:42,623
I'll give it a try.
713
00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:45,334
Whoo! Ah!
714
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:49,088
If you take nothing else
away from our time together,
let it be this...
715
00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:50,882
(MAN GRUNTING)
716
00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:56,095
Grunt again! Grunt again!
717
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,348
Grunt again, you big baby!
718
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,109
(BELL RINGING)
719
00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:12,737
Hi. Is the owner around?
720
00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,906
I'm the co-owner.
Something I can help you with?
721
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,616
Uh, we're looking
for Uma Voss.
722
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:19,994
Oh yeah, that's my sister.
She's in the back. I'm Karl.
723
00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:22,872
- Karma Cleaners. Karl, Uma.
- KARL: You get it?
724
00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:25,333
Hey there,
more wedding questions?
725
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:26,667
The devil's in the details.
726
00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:29,378
What happened to your neck?
727
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,673
I, uh, got in an accident.
728
00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:34,967
What kind of accident?
729
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,427
Who wants to know?
730
00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:39,013
Senior medical examiner,
Ravi Chakrabarti.
731
00:35:39,222 --> 00:35:42,016
We're investigating
the murder of Regina Sumner.
732
00:35:42,225 --> 00:35:45,645
Any idea why we have
several photographs of
your murdered wedding planner
733
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,855
wearing your engagement ring?
734
00:35:48,064 --> 00:35:51,067
It seems the killer was
wounded during the attack.
735
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,277
We'd love to get some
blood samples
from the two of you.
736
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:55,822
You know,
just to cross you off
the list of suspects.
737
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:04,497
Your brother
seems to have some place
he needs to be.
738
00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:15,842
(RADIO STARTS PLAYING)
739
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,218
Come on. Come on.
740
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,137
(KARMA CHAMELEON
PLAYING ON RADIO)
741
00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:32,650
Here's what
I don't understand.
742
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:35,820
You found out
about your husband's affair
a week before the wedding.
743
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:37,822
And that's why you fired her.
744
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,907
But you married him anyway.
745
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:42,952
So what happened?
746
00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:44,912
You get
the scrapbook in the mail.
747
00:36:45,121 --> 00:36:47,540
All these photos of Regina
cavorting with your husband,
748
00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:50,251
and you decide,
that bitch has got to die?
749
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,503
Why not kill your husband?
750
00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:54,172
He's the one who promised
in front of friends and family
to be faithful.
751
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:57,925
He was faithful.
That scrapbook was fiction.
752
00:36:58,134 --> 00:37:00,803
We know they had an affair.
753
00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:03,806
They slept together
a couple times.
754
00:37:04,015 --> 00:37:07,268
But it was before the wedding.
Matthew confessed to it.
755
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:08,519
He's been faithful ever since.
756
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,313
So why'd you kill her?
757
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,481
The why is easy.
758
00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:15,776
Regina slept
with her husband, stole her
grandmother's wedding ring,
759
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:20,114
filed a lawsuit against her,
then sent her a scrapbook
rubbing her nose in it.
760
00:37:20,323 --> 00:37:21,282
I didn't kill her.
761
00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,827
Fair enough.
762
00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:26,454
Why did you
have your brother kill her?
763
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:29,749
It's his blood
at the crime scene.
764
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:31,292
He's not talking, though.
765
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,169
That's a loyal brother.
766
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:35,713
You gonna let him
spend the rest
of his life in prison?
767
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,637
I didn't know
Regina was the one
who stole my engagement ring.
768
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:45,598
I only found out
after she sent me
that scrapbook.
769
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:50,102
The plan was never
to kill her.
770
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:55,399
UMA: I just wanted to scare
her, get her to stop harassing
me and get my ring back.
771
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,568
(KARL SCREAMING)
772
00:37:57,777 --> 00:38:00,488
Karl was going
to slap her around,
put the fear of God in her.
773
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,156
But then,
she pulls out a knife.
774
00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,325
REGINA: Whoever you are,
you messed
with the wrong woman.
775
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:05,993
- (GUN SHOT)
- (GASPS)
776
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:07,954
UMA: She was
going to kill my brother.
777
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:11,958
LIV: But you returned
to her body
778
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:15,878
long enough to pull your ring
off Regina's dead body.
779
00:38:16,087 --> 00:38:18,506
CLIVE: You sure
you want her badge?
780
00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:21,509
That's a lot of police work
for an assistant M.E.
781
00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:23,678
All's well
that ends well, right?
782
00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:26,472
Confession.
783
00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,642
No police involvement.
No one needs to know
about that third scrapbook.
784
00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:36,440
Hmm. (SNICKERS)
785
00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:41,279
Yeah, well,
you know what they say,
happy wife, happy life.
786
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,705
Get it all down.
787
00:38:50,913 --> 00:38:53,416
The length
of your brother's sentence
probably depends on it.
788
00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,508
That guy you came in with,
789
00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:05,344
is he really your fiance?
790
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:09,390
Smart.
791
00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:14,020
Every man cheats.
792
00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:15,563
They can't help themselves.
793
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:20,818
(UMA SCRIBBLING)
794
00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:24,363
(CHUCKLES) Wait till you see
the pictures of the kids
with their trophies.
795
00:39:24,572 --> 00:39:27,116
(BEEPING)
796
00:39:27,325 --> 00:39:29,785
(SIGHS)
What're you doing, Liv?
797
00:39:29,994 --> 00:39:32,621
There's something in there
that's going to break
my heart. I can feel it.
798
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:38,085
I thought this brain
was wearing off.
799
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:40,296
I was starving
when I got out of jail,
800
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,131
and stalker brain
was all we had on hand.
801
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:47,136
I know you're in there.
Somewhere.
802
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:49,513
How do we fix this?
803
00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:51,015
You open the safe.
804
00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:52,600
You promised you'd fight it.
805
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:54,935
I tried and I lost.
806
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,604
I'm begging you.
Open the safe.
807
00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:00,733
(SIGHS)
808
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,071
(BEEPING)
809
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,877
LIV: My engagement ring.
810
00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:23,464
I thought for sure
you'd sold that
when I gave it back to you.
811
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:27,635
I couldn't stand
the idea of anyone else
ever wearing it.
812
00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:31,597
Besides,
I never gave up hope
that you'd want it back.
813
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:43,651
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
814
00:41:12,346 --> 00:41:13,305
(BEEPS)
815
00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:44,837
(CAMERA CLICKS)
816
00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:46,422
(MESSAGE CHIMES)