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Previously on iZombie...
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You're really plowing
through your list.
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The media's calling you
the Chaos Killer.
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It says here you were slinging
for Stacey Boss.
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He's my star witness
against Mr. Boss.
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He's pretty much
the whole case.
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He's dangerous,
stay away from him!
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He tried to kill Major.
He turned me into a zombie.
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I slept with him.
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You know,
you sleep with someone,
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you think you know.
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But they could be anybody.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
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Just helping a friend.
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Sorry I took so long.
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Don't be sorry.
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Watching you crawl back
into bed is not a bad thing.
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You never told me
how you got this.
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That's a story for
another day.
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Sorry.
I lost track of time.
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Let me get off your bed.
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Just a few more days
until my new place is ready,
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and then I'll be
out of your way.
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Don't be silly, we love
having you here.
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Although, you do have a habit
of picking the marshmallows
out of my cereal,
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leaving me with
a less-than-ideal ratio of
marshmallow to crunchy bits,
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but, you know,
I'll let that slide...
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Oh, no, Peyton.
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What is it?
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I screwed up at work.
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Can I do anything?
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I mean, because if you want
me to pick
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every last marshmallow bear
out of that box for you...
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I'll do it.
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I think I need something
stronger.
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When I was in college,
I had this professor,
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and when he'd hand out
the Friday quiz,
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he'd say,
"Duck soup for you,
schweetheart."
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I think he thought it
was easier for me than
everyone else.
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But I was probably working
twice as hard.
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Yeah, before you moved in,
I just assumed you
were a femmebot
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that plugged into a charging
station at night.
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- Ah, I bust ass to make it
look like that.
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It turns out,
I fail just as epically
as I succeed.
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I don't know what
happened at work,
but I promise,
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the only opinion you need
to worry about is your own.
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That's a pretty low
opinion right now.
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Well, it shouldn't be.
You are formidable.
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I mean, you're clever
and disciplined.
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Hardly.
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Those are just the
top tier qualities.
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All right? You're also clearly
blessed with a hollow leg.
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On that note...
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No, no. Don't go.
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I must.
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I know how this turns out.
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It's like
the shots contest in
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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You're Karen Allen and
I'm the fat Nepalese guy
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that ends up
under the table.
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Come on.
You can handle it.
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I ever tell you
about my first case?
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Any chance you can put
a little pep in your step?
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The violent soundscape
of nature is making
my ears bleed.
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Birds chirping,
leaves rustling,
gnats laying eggs.
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Never start a land war
in Asia.
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Don't go toe-to-toe with
Peyton Charles when
drinking is involved.
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- Why are we sprinting?
- Because I'm hungry.
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I haven't eaten
anything lately.
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I was afraid that
horny-librarian-brain
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would lead
to poor life choices.
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- And did it?
- Did it what?
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Lead to any poor life
choices?
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Liv, we're really going to
need your help with this one.
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Nasty triple homicide.
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Triple, you say?
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Detective Babineaux!
Any comment?
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Come on, Detective.
Give me something.
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Press is going to have
a field day with this case.
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Three unidentified males.
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Most likely killed on a boat,
then washed up here.
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Um, where are their heads?
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I was hoping you
could tell me.
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Cause of death might take
a while.
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Cause of death appears
obvious.
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The three victims were
decapitated post-mortem.
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Oh.
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The driver's licenses we found
on the bodies were fake.
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We can probably assume
the photos are real,
but the names are not.
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Hoping you can
work your magic, Liv,
help ID these guys.
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Uh...
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Looks like a no-brainer
to me, Liv.
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I'll let you know
when I get something.
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All right, the sooner
the better.
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Uh, what are you planning
to do about your little
vision predicament?
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I don't know.
I can't think when I'm hungry.
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Everything looks like
a cartoon sandwich.
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Olivia Moore!
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Let's see what's inside drawer
number one.
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Today we're sending you
home with Madison Brenneck,
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25 years old.
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The victim of an
ill-fated rendezvous
with a Seattle cross-town.
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Bus driver said she never
even looked up from her phone.
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She's only in our morgue
because she was killed
on city property.
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So, Madison comes
complete with wonderfully
unremarkable,
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non-murdery visions.
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All the great taste,
none of the foul play.
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Did you just post a
picture of what I assume
is Madison Brenneck
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wrapped in sushi rice on
your Instagram account?
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Hashtag "brain food"?
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'Course I 'grammed it,
that fish was on fleek.
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Oh, my God!
Why did I post that?
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Why does anyone post
pictures of food?
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I think it's okay.
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It just looks like
raw tuna.
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Look, so, I did some digging.
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Turns out our Madison
was quite the millennial
social media maven.
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Instagram, Facebook,
Tumblr.
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She had over 600 Yelp reviews.
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The day she died,
she tweeted 27 times.
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Liv, Liv.
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"Devoured tuna roll."
Hashtag "Sushi obsessed."
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Hashtag "Covering my ass."
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You need to be careful
not to overshare on
social media.
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Anything zombie-related
is TMI.
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Don't worry.
I'm on my chill hustle
hundo-p.
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My annoying millennial
speak knowledge ended
with TMI,
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so I have no idea what you
just said.
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Liv, I'm serious.
Be careful.
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"The struggle is real.
Props for the good looks.
Boom."
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Ms. Charles?
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Mr. Deaux is still waiting
to see you.
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Thanks Jane.
You can send him in.
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You had me out there
a long time.
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Jane and I really bonded.
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I think she's handling
the change with grace.
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What do you want?
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Look, I don't know what
those cops told you,
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but I had nothing to do with
those missing Seattleites.
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A couple of the Chaos Killer's
victims called my business?
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Yeah, it's true,
I didn't mention my dad
was a victim.
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We haven't spoken in years.
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I try to keep my info
dumps to the useful variety,
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stay away from the irrelevant
"daddy never loved me"
stories, you know?
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That's quite a drink you're
making there.
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It's for a friend.
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She's dropping by to celebrate
my big decision.
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I'm telling Baracus
everything.
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And since they don't hand out
gold stars for sleeping
with the CI's,
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I think I'm done here.
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Don't tank your career
because of me.
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You're too smart for that.
Come on.
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We're doing important work.
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I'm trying to wash
away some sins here.
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What happened the other
night, it meant something.
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It made me think that...
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Oh, hello, Liv.
You know my guest.
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He's the man who made you
what you are today.
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Worlds collide.
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I take it Peyton knows all
about Team Z.
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Nobody calls it that.
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Stop trying to make
Team Z a thing.
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Blaine thinks he and
I could have something
special.
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Aww, he swiped right.
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I'm sure that your Tinder
photo is hair-centric
and flattering,
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but how do you spin that bio?
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"I'm a humble guy,
always down for a hike,
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"or we could just murder
and chill.
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"My fave slays are astronauts,
homeless teens
and boyfriends."
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For the record,
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all you are to me
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is a giant mistake.
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Oh. Celebratory selfie!
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Oh, uh, okay.
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Still no word from
Mr. Baracus.
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I've been calling
him all day,
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but you know how he likes
to work with the music
cranked up.
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I'll swing by his house
on the way home.
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Did you just tweet
that photo of us?
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Hashtag "friendship goals."
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Hashtag "booty had me
like what"?
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Not cool?
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Uh, little weird.
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Good thing
you didn't get my
crime board in the shot.
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Hashtag "go into hiding
because we are onto you."
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You're going to have to
update your board, Peyton.
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Hal Connolly,
Kareem Jackson
and Willy Fisher
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washed up on the shore of
Lake Washington this morning.
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Without their heads.
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I know, Ma.
I'm listening and you're
absolutely right.
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If you're gonna host mahjong,
the other ladies should
step up
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and bring refreshments.
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Ma, I'm gonna have
to call you back.
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Gotta hand it to Mr. Boss.
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According to Yelp,
he's a very committed CPA.
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Can I offer you a vatrushka?
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Come on.
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You've got a second
shot at life.
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Indulge.
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I'm good.
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Well, there's your problem.
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We wanted to know if you
recognized any of these men.
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You love showing me
pictures.
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No. I can't say that I do.
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Isn't that you?
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Standing with those
three guys?
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At the funeral of Louis
Brandt, AKA "Cock-Eyed Lou?"
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Oh, yeah, those guys.
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You run into so many people
at funerals.
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But isn't that guy with
the machete your nephew?
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Ah, so it is!
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He's an odd duck traipsing
around with that thing.
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The mustache is new.
Yeah. Have these boys done
something wrong?
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Probably, but we didn't
get a chance to ask.
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They washed up on the shore
of Lake Washington yesterday,
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missing their heads.
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I think we're done.
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I have to call my sister.
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Would you please
see yourselves out?
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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I don't think he's our guy.
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He did seem pretty
rattled about his nephew.
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Could be someone with a
death wish wanted to send
Mr. Boss a serious message.
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And we just delivered it.
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You know, I know a guy.
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When I was in Vice,
I helped him out
of a couple of jams.
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Let's track him down,
have a little chat.
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Liv?
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What does it mean if a
guy you're dating isn't
on Facebook?
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- I don't use Facebook.
So, nothing?
- Hmm.
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Or maybe he's married
with a bunch of kids.
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How you been, Tanner?
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Got bedbugs.
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So that sucks.
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You look just like this doll
my little sister used to have.
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We just found a trio
of Mr. Boss's guys,
all decapitated.
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Got us wondering if there
was a new player out there
moving in on Boss.
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Above my pay grade, man.
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What's your Twitter handle,
Tanner?
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Hashtag "real CI's of
Seattle," hashtag "riding
the U-boat."
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Sally Tiny Tears is
freaking me out, man.
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I can't have people
thinking I'm tight with
cops.
244
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:59,405
Then make it worth
her while not to post that.
245
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,116
I believe she is what they
call "a taste maker".
246
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,118
More of an online
influencer.
247
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,205
Okay, yeah,
there's a new player.
248
00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,249
A mystery man
with a new product.
249
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,375
Lucky U.
250
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:12,960
It's the sickest Utopium
out there.
251
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:15,212
Totally uncut, insane high.
252
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:18,257
And cheap.
253
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,137
The bunk I'm slinging's got
more steps than Helen Keller
in a corn maze.
254
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,683
Tell me more about this
mystery man.
255
00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:30,019
It's like you don't know
what the word "mystery" means.
256
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,315
Hey, guys, Liv here.
257
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,443
So, today I am beyond excited
to do an unboxing video
258
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,988
of our latest haul
from MorgueTech.
259
00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:44,617
Lots of fun stuff
in here, brain pans,
260
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,037
wrap-around cadaver
covers.
261
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,333
These are awesome
because they come with
a super-cute document pouch.
262
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:56,295
A hundred and fifty-three
people watched you
unpack a box?
263
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:59,215
How? Why?
264
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,966
Please tell me you're not
watching your own vlog.
265
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,887
What are you doing on
Seattle PD database?
266
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,722
Looking for
background info on Drake.
267
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,516
I feel like he might be
hiding something.
268
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,893
What kind of person doesn't
use Twitter or Facebook?
269
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,020
Only a lunatic.
270
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:14,980
How else would he
disseminate inspirational
quotes and latte art?
271
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,359
Never mind.
Figured it out.
272
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,529
It's the kind of person
sentenced to 22 months
in Monroe Correctional
273
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,656
for felony aggravated assault.
274
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:27,243
"Victim suffered
an ocular fracture,
broken ribs, shattered femur."
275
00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,078
Oh, my God.
276
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,875
It's him. What do I do?
277
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:39,213
Well, he's a zombie with anger
issues and a prison record.
278
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,842
As far as millennial breakup
options go, ghosting him
gets my vote.
279
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:46,428
It's the smart move.
280
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,931
But I like him, Ravi.
281
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,689
You should eat.
282
00:14:58,816 --> 00:14:59,942
And sleep.
283
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,113
Look at this.
284
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,241
That is from the crime scene
at the McDonough estate,
285
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,535
one of the Chaos Killer's
most recent victims.
286
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,453
Pay attention
to the graffiti.
287
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,623
Now, look at this.
288
00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,458
It's from the Baracus home.
289
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,918
The graffiti is different.
290
00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:20,004
A lot about this crime
scene is different.
291
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,131
Including the fact that
Baracus doesn't fit the
Chaos Killer's usual
292
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,841
"one-percenter demo."
293
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,135
I don't think
it's the same perp.
294
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,388
Which makes sense because
we've had our friend Blaine
under surveillance,
295
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,807
- so it wasn't him.
- Detective Babineaux?
296
00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,601
What you got on
the triple decapitation?
297
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,394
People have a right
to know, et cetera, et cetera.
298
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,771
- No comment.
- You're killing me.
299
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,609
A triple beheading,
and the afternoon edition
still puts me below the fold?
300
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,694
What's a guy gotta do
to get a lead story?
301
00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:45,821
Giving the killer a catchy
nickname probably helps.
302
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:53,787
"Vaughn Douche Clark."
303
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,623
So original.
304
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,333
Here he comes.
305
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,627
Major. Come on in.
306
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:01,795
I was summoned.
307
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,589
Okay, here we go.
Watch this.
308
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,467
"Max Rager tastes like
the ass of a turtle
309
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,469
"swimming in a dirty river."
310
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,929
I don't know why he does
this to himself.
311
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,390
Thank you, Sambulo21,
from Swaziland.
312
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:17,728
Boy, I just love this guy's
comprehensive knowledge
of how turtle ass tastes.
313
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,438
Thanks for dropping by, Major.
314
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,815
You know our Security
Consultant, Janko?
315
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:22,942
Haven't had the pleasure.
316
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,401
Six years in Iraq.
317
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,111
Oh. Thanks for your service.
318
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,739
Well, he's a private
military contractor.
319
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:30,324
Ah.
320
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,284
He was in charge of
ass-kicking and name-taking,
321
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,453
and really doesn't like it
when I brag about him,
322
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,580
but he's such a good egg.
323
00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:38,374
Unlike these haters here.
324
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,043
Max Rager has over three
million Twitter followers.
325
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,503
Why obsess over the trolls?
326
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:45,172
No troll left behind,
Rita, my dear.
327
00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:48,175
Nobody should slip
through the cracks.
328
00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:49,343
Isn't that right, Major?
329
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,638
Yeah, I guess.
330
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:56,183
So, why is it a man
you told me is not a zombie
331
00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,519
gets taken out by
the Chaos Killer?
332
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:02,106
We're...
What's the word?
333
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,899
Concerned.
334
00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:07,027
Okay, I mean, you're really
underselling it, but whatevs.
335
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,447
So, the question is,
336
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,574
what the hell is going
on here, Major?
337
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,418
I'm as confused as anyone.
338
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,336
I mean, it looks like someone
else wanted Baracus gone,
339
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,672
and they stole my MO to do it.
340
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,174
But I checked Baracus,
he wasn't a zombie.
341
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,718
Interesting.
342
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,720
Because his credit report
tells us otherwise.
343
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,972
$700 at Spice Mountain,
344
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:39,059
ghost pepper hot sauce
from India, weekly spray tans
and salon dye jobs.
345
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,227
Suspicious,
don't you think?
346
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,938
Sounds pretty undead to me.
347
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,524
Or just as likely
metrosexual foodie.
348
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,694
I'm going to be so upset
if you're not telling me
the truth.
349
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,112
And I don't get mad, Major.
350
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,739
You get even?
351
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,199
Oh, God, no. No, no, no.
Where's the fun there? No.
352
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,910
I get even with interest.
353
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,122
I embrace the Chicago way.
354
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,874
Someone pulls a knife,
I pull a gun.
355
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,876
Someone sends one of mine
to the hospital,
356
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,085
- I send...
- I got it.
357
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,962
Do you got it, Major?
Do you?
358
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:11,300
Don't just say the words.
Reflect on their meanings.
359
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,677
Take these Internet
trolls, for instance,
360
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:17,431
who say the most hurtful
things about this company,
361
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,141
which I built
from the ground up.
362
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,560
So, someone sends
a mean tweet, you...
363
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,395
Don't know, yet.
364
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:27,149
But there's definitely gonna
be some escalation.
365
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:31,236
Hey, why don't we send him
some really embarrassing
magazine subscriptions, huh?
366
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,239
Chub Hub.
Or Bathhouse Monthly.
367
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,075
Or, wait. What's that really
freaky one you like?
368
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,785
Slow Torture and Gardens?
369
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:42,539
So, which one should we
go after first, Major? Huh?
370
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,250
Which one of these
rat bastards gets his?
371
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,127
Uh...
372
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,297
Trickster107.
373
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,843
Trickster107,
from Bangkok, who tweeted
to his 14 followers
374
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:58,013
that he thinks our product
caused his father's
heart attack.
375
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,892
Oh, game on, pal.
376
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,524
Your shift is over.
Go.
377
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,069
- Be free!
- Just one last thing.
378
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:16,365
"Real talk? Your sandwich
artist was chugging some
serious haterade today.
379
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,700
"No eye contact?
Am I a leper?
380
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,577
"Also, where's the
made-from-scratch sriracha?
381
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:23,455
"The artisanal pickles?"
One star.
382
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,374
A bit harsh for Bernie's
Sub Shack, don't you think?
383
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,708
We eat there twice a week.
384
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,128
Hashtag "sorry, not sorry."
385
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:30,921
Oh, hello there.
386
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,339
What's up, Ravi? Liv.
387
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,344
Uh, I'll just wander off
or something...
388
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,307
Haven't heard from you.
What happened?
389
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,561
Sex-starved-librarian
brain wear off and
you've lost interest?
390
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:50,065
Oh, no, I've just had
a crazy day at work,
lots of murders.
391
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:54,736
Yet you had time to
tweet 17 times today.
392
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,281
"Pumpkin spice latte,
yay!
393
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,451
"Stop lights, boo!
Wow, Seattle, cloudy much?"
394
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,953
That's a lot of time
reading tweets
395
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,789
for a guy who claims
he doesn't use Twitter,
396
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,458
or who spent two years
in prison.
397
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,004
That...
398
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,255
Doing a little digging, huh?
399
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,048
Do I get to explain
myself,
400
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,259
or do you think you know
everything you need
to know about me?
401
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,012
I don't know anything.
402
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,932
My dad split,
my mom had a string
of loser boyfriends.
403
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,101
The worst was this mean
drunk named Frank.
404
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,730
So, I'm 19.
405
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:34,902
I come home and my mom's eye
is swollen shut.
406
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,070
Blood down
the front of her shirt.
407
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,907
Frank's just sitting in front
of the TV with his hands
in his shorts,
408
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,202
calling out for another beer
like nothing happened.
409
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,871
And I just snapped.
Went after him.
410
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,498
He pulled a knife,
that's how I got this.
411
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,336
The prosecutor said
I went a bit overboard,
412
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,588
because Frank
still can't walk.
413
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,758
Or feed himself.
414
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,594
I'm glad you told me.
415
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,138
Well, I usually wait until
date five or six to spring
416
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,432
the whole ex-con thing
on a girl.
417
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,768
So, give me another shot?
418
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,478
Let me take you to dinner.
419
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,397
I'd like that.
420
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,235
Hold on.
421
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,278
I am so sorry,
can we reschedule?
422
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,821
My mom's kitchen sink
is leaking.
423
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,823
Which I know doesn't
sound like an emergency,
424
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,284
but if I don't handle it,
she'll call 911.
425
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,954
BuzzFeed teaches us
that when a man abruptly
change his plans,
426
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,039
it means he's up to no good.
427
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,459
I'm happy for you to join me,
but my mom, she's a bit
of a trip.
428
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,503
I can handle it.
429
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,760
What's going on
with your skin there?
430
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,846
Anemia or some kind
of sun allergy?
431
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,515
Ma!
What did we talk about?
432
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,684
Roll it around inside
your head first, test it out.
433
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,103
I'm fine.
434
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,190
She's got the coloring
of a paper towel,
435
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:57,109
but I'm not supposed
to say anything.
436
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,860
I'm sorry.
437
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:02,197
She tends to say the first
thing that pops into her head.
438
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,449
Hey, you know what?
439
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,744
I took a couple of cosmetology
classes at the community
college.
440
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,288
I could give you
a little makeover!
441
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,206
She's beautiful, Ma!
442
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:14,459
Yeah, so is the sun,
but you can't stare
directly at it.
443
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,919
What do you say?
444
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,087
Why not?
445
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:18,547
Oh, good!
446
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:19,923
Listen, let me go get
my makeup caboodle,
447
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,341
and I'll be back in a jiffy!
448
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,097
If I were you,
I'd make a run for it.
449
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:31,435
We'll be starting
the service in
just a few minutes.
450
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,104
I'd like to invite you to make
your way into the chapel.
451
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,983
Excuse me,
we'll be starting...
452
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:39,985
The, uh...
453
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,362
We'll be doing the, um...
454
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:43,947
Service?
455
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,782
Yes, thank you.
456
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,701
The service.
In the chapel.
457
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:48,952
Thank you.
458
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,293
Okay, press your tongues
to the roof of your mouths.
459
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,170
You know, we don't want
any waddles.
460
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,213
And smile.
461
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,258
Good!
462
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,926
If you post that,
you have to tag me in it.
463
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,054
I don't know what that
means, honey.
464
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:10,682
Uh, let me see if I can find
Nutterbutter, get a pic
with him, too,
465
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,517
for next year's
Christmas card.
466
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,728
Ma, we're not taking
a picture with the cat.
We gotta get going.
467
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,272
But thank you again
for the sweater. I love it.
468
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:20,650
Well, listen, before you go,
I want to give you
those vouchers
469
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,487
for the Wicked Winter
Renaissance Faire! Huh?
470
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,907
All right, where to
for dinner?
471
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,369
Somewhere dark.
472
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,296
Mozart?
473
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,802
Debussy.
474
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,136
So close.
475
00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:50,555
Come on, Blaine.
476
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,391
Don't look so surprised.
477
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,892
I never forget a face.
478
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,237
I'm surprised you
remember me.
479
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,156
The owner of a major league
team usually doesn't
remember the batboy.
480
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:09,908
The good owners do.
481
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,035
And you were more
than a batboy.
482
00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:16,164
You were an intriguing
AA prospect likely
to play in the bigs.
483
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,833
Had I known.
484
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,668
But it looks like you've
done well for yourself here.
485
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,670
This place must've cost
a pretty penny.
486
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,339
Who prepares your taxes?
487
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:26,466
I've got a guy.
488
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:27,759
Oh, a guy.
489
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,302
I hear he's good.
490
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,179
You know, as a small
business owner yourself,
491
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,391
you probably know when
an employee leaves his job,
492
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,227
two weeks' notice is standard.
493
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:39,354
About that, um...
494
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:42,149
I saw things at that
boat party.
495
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:43,733
Things that still haunt me.
496
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,527
I spent a couple weeks
shivering in a dark room,
497
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,988
and I decided it was a sign
that I needed a change.
498
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:50,157
A sign, huh?
499
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,826
You think God was so desperate
for you to change your ways
500
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:55,662
that he slaughtered all
those innocent people
to make a point?
501
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,497
Well, we're talking about
the same guy that thought
502
00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,083
Noah's Ark
was a solid plan, so...
503
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:04,337
Given the circumstances,
I'm inclined to let the lack
of proper notice slide.
504
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,756
Thank you?
505
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:10,385
But when you left
my employ, you had
in your possession
506
00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:12,846
$4,000 worth of product.
507
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,139
That sounds about right.
508
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,267
- Let me get my checkbook.
- Hold on.
509
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:21,771
The, uh, calculator app
on this thing...
510
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,815
How did we function before?
511
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:28,612
Uh, 4K, plus the vig,
calculated weekly.
512
00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:31,573
We'll round to 100 weeks.
513
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,701
Which means
you owe me just north
of 80 grand.
514
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:39,122
But let's say 5K
every two weeks?
515
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,832
I'll send my boys over
to collect.
516
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,584
That sounds fair.
517
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,461
I should be getting
back to my nephew's
service.
518
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,130
You done good, kid.
519
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,733
Shh.
520
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,528
Is your breakfast not
using its indoor voice?
521
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,238
Snap, crackle, pop.
522
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,906
So loud.
523
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,617
Drinking on a school night
again with Peyton.
524
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,412
You're a disgrace to your
country's proud history
of functional lushes.
525
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,122
Break in the case.
526
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,458
Got a call from the owner
of a local marina.
527
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,710
A strange boat was
docked there.
528
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,838
He pulled up the cover,
and the inside of the boat was
drenched in blood.
529
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:32,259
I'm guessing that's where
our vics and their heads
parted ways.
530
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,593
Lucky them.
531
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,428
Dope.
Let's dip up out of here.
532
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:44,271
Customer that rents
this slip was having
his boat repaired.
533
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:47,190
Showed up today to dock it,
and found this one
in his space.
534
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:50,235
Me and my son pulled
the tarp off, and yowzah.
535
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,820
But you didn't see who
docked the boat?
536
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,780
No, my son was working
that day.
537
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:56,741
Charlie!
538
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,493
Hey! I'm about to dump
that thing in the lake.
539
00:26:58,702 --> 00:26:59,911
Huh?
540
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,329
Kids and their phones.
541
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:02,831
You'll understand what I mean
some day.
542
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,958
No, I think I get it now.
543
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:09,087
Charlie, you remember
anything about the guy
who docked this boat?
544
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:11,673
I didn't get a good look
at him, but I saw him
get in a taxi.
545
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:12,966
You know which
taxi company?
546
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,387
Charlie! Answer the man!
547
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,431
Dad, God!
It was green and white.
548
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,017
I was googling "green
and white Seattle taxis"
to see which...
549
00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:24,019
That's Supreme Taxi.
550
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,979
I'll get ahold
of the dispatcher.
551
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:29,733
No way.
552
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,276
Guess whose cabin this is.
553
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,905
District Attorney
Floyd Baracus.
554
00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,246
Still warm.
555
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,666
Baracus was here recently.
556
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:50,003
Dale was right.
557
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:53,006
The Baracus abduction wasn't
the Chaos Killer.
558
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,217
It was Boss's goons trying
to make it look like
the Chaos Killer.
559
00:27:56,426 --> 00:28:00,430
I'm assuming Boss sent them
to thank Baracus in person
for all those indictments.
560
00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:02,390
But I just don't get it.
561
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,643
How does a middle-aged
lawyer take out three
armed hitmen?
562
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:09,814
What do you see?
563
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,066
What?
564
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:12,692
You were having a vision,
right?
565
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:15,779
No, God, sorry.
I, uh, spaced out.
566
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,156
No visions?
567
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,450
I think the radiation from
your cell phone is giving
your third eye cataracts.
568
00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:21,993
Don't hate 'cause
you can't relate.
569
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,297
How's this for a vision?
570
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,597
I guess the man
of the hour didn't stick
around to explain himself.
571
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,974
Searched the property.
No sign of Baracus.
572
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:48,103
But a neighbor told us the
motorcycle that's usually
parked out front is gone.
573
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,355
Run down the plate
and put out an APB.
574
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,481
Yes, sir.
575
00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:58,196
A zombie wouldn't
leave behind his only
food supply.
576
00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,700
Those brains are the DA's
incentive to find a very
good hiding spot.
577
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:11,835
Baracus?
578
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,046
Hey!
Everything okay?
579
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,132
Seattle's missing
district attorney
is a zombie,
580
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,635
and he's currently hiding out
in the crawlspace under
his cabin.
581
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,178
Can I take this?
582
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:23,930
I believe you just did.
583
00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:25,390
Oh, wait. I thought he was
abducted by the Chaos Killer.
584
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,475
No.
Three of Mr. Boss' hitmen.
585
00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:30,019
They did up his place
Chaos Killer-style.
586
00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,563
Big mistake abducting
a zombie.
587
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,690
We just found their heads
in Baracus' fridge.
588
00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,692
I'm going to take the
poor guy some brains.
589
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,652
See if I can figure out a way
to help him out of this
mess.
590
00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,112
I'll go with you.
591
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,530
Thanks, but I got this.
592
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,449
Liv. Think about it.
593
00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:43,742
You're going to a cabin
where there's a desperate
zombie
594
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:44,951
who just decapitated
three men?
595
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,327
It's not safe.
596
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,163
It's not safe
for a non-zombie.
597
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,255
Floyd?
598
00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,632
I brought brains.
599
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,765
Hi.
I'm Olivia Moore.
600
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,225
We've actually met before,
I'm Peyton Charles'
best friend.
601
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:12,937
How did you know?
602
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:17,025
About me. What I am.
603
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:21,905
You have 40 varieties
of hot sauce and three
heads in the fridge.
604
00:30:22,113 --> 00:30:25,074
I snapped their necks
like it was nothing.
605
00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,327
I knew I was going to need
those brains,
606
00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:32,499
and one of them
had a machete, so...
607
00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,501
Three heads
in the refrigerator.
608
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:35,960
I can't resurface after this.
609
00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:39,589
I'm an undead man
walking.
610
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:43,009
Either Mr. Boss or the police
will find me.
611
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:47,889
And I don't see any scenario
where I ever get to see
my son again.
612
00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:49,349
We'll figure something out.
613
00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:01,611
Man, you work up the nerve
to resign, and your boss
gets abducted.
614
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,947
Bananas! I'm...
I'm still quitting though.
615
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:07,033
Well, no sense in moving until
your employment's sorted.
616
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,410
You don't mind me staying
in your hair a little longer?
617
00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:13,206
I do mind. Yeah, you know...
But Nietzsche taught us that
to live is to suffer.
618
00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:16,209
Mmm. Drink!
619
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,211
We're drinking every time
one of the Zombie High
kids screams.
620
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,380
Oh, I've seen the show.
I'm not sure that's
the best...
621
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:21,798
Look, I know one thing.
622
00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,424
If I ever was turned
into a zombie,
623
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,385
my first order of business
would be to scratch you.
624
00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:27,470
I'd be like,
"Oh, man! I'm a zombie."
625
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,847
Scratch!
626
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,974
Seems a little self-serving,
but okay.
627
00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:34,060
No way am I doing this whole
zombie thing without you.
628
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,895
Drink!
629
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,481
Mmm!
630
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,149
Like I told you,
631
00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:42,443
when you're playing
drinking games with Peyton,
632
00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:44,362
all you'll walk away with
is a "thanks for
participating" ribbon.
633
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:48,032
A tiny man with a
jackhammer has taken up
residence in my skull.
634
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:52,120
And yet, I'll bet Peyton
still made it to 6:00 a.m.
spin class, didn't she?
635
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:55,248
Big deal. I've been
spinning since 4:30.
636
00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:58,251
After seeing Baracus,
I'm worried Mr. Boss'll
come after Peyton next.
637
00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,253
No, that's problem solved.
638
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:03,172
Peyton emailed a letter
of resignation to
the Mayor last night.
639
00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:04,924
I feel so bad for her.
640
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,260
This is everything
she's worked for,
but it's probably best.
641
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,680
If you saw Baracus,
that is one zombie
with no good options.
642
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,434
Whoa!
Morning, stranger.
643
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,644
Yeah, guess I'm the one
who hasn't been around
much lately.
644
00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:18,438
New guy.
645
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:19,898
Rent check's on the table.
646
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,357
I'll see you when
I need more clothes.
647
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,908
Oh, I'm going to need more
of these boxes, a couple
more at least, thanks.
648
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,537
Mayor Davis.
649
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,290
No.
650
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,250
No, what?
651
00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:42,545
No, I do not accept
your resignation.
652
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,131
You see the front page
of the Observer today?
653
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:48,635
This. This headline means you
can't resign.
654
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,554
This headline means we have to
take down Mr. Boss.
655
00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:54,724
If we don't,
it means he owns Seattle.
656
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,684
It means the bad guys win.
657
00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:58,770
Now, never mind
that it says that a
young woman of talent
658
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,855
got out when
things went south.
659
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:03,358
Are you the woman I think
you are, Peyton Charles?
660
00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:12,033
♪ Nice girls
Not one with a defect
661
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:16,037
♪ Cellophane shrink-wrapped
So correct ♪
662
00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:19,666
Nice hearse.
It's real inconspicuous.
663
00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:21,250
It was either this
or the Zamboni.
664
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,547
For services rendered.
665
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,091
You catch the Mayor's
press conference?
666
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,509
She's going hard
at Mr. Boss.
667
00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:30,802
You got exactly
what you wanted.
668
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,303
Thus the brains.
669
00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,013
I risked a 20-year
career running that story.
670
00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:36,557
I invented sources,
I pulled quotes out of my ass.
671
00:33:36,766 --> 00:33:38,226
If it helps you sleep,
672
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,560
every word was true.
673
00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:49,570
So, a doughy
40-something man
674
00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:53,116
gets abducted by a trio
of experienced killers.
675
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:57,912
He's taken aboard a boat
where he's supposed
to meet his fate.
676
00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:01,624
What should happen
in this situation?
677
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:02,875
Hmm? Nothing?
678
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,253
I know!
679
00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:07,922
Doughy 40-something man
680
00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,508
is supposed to end up dead.
681
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,468
The three experienced killers
682
00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:14,387
do not get beheaded.
683
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:18,558
- Unless...
- I know this one, too!
684
00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,601
He's a zombie.
685
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,353
But that should
not be possible,
686
00:34:22,562 --> 00:34:25,606
because our zombie
hunter swore to me
687
00:34:25,815 --> 00:34:28,484
that the District Attorney
walked among the living.
688
00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:33,281
And now I don't know
what to believe.
689
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,827
How many zombies
have slipped through
the cracks?
690
00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:42,206
Should I have Janko here
go through the list
with much less discretion?
691
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:47,336
The night I zombie-checked
Baracus,
692
00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:49,922
his kid came running up
to him,
693
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:53,134
this five-year-old boy
throwing his arms around
his dad.
694
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:56,846
And I couldn't. I couldn't
take him from his kid.
695
00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:02,977
But that is the only time
I have ever skipped a zombie.
696
00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:04,312
You have my word.
697
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,939
You do respect me, Major,
don't you?
698
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,232
Of course.
699
00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:09,609
And you are aware that
700
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,611
when I want something
to happen, it...
701
00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:13,112
It generally happens.
702
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,865
I don't doubt that.
703
00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:19,160
Well, why don't we
check in on your friend
in Bangkok?
704
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:21,412
Trickster107.
The one you hand-picked.
705
00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:23,331
Let's see what he's
been up to.
706
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:26,542
Okay, what file
am I looking at here?
707
00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:29,796
- YouTube, watch history.
- Okay, here we are.
708
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:30,922
And...
709
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:35,510
Oh... Ah! Oh. Oh.
710
00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:40,848
Looks like he's had
something of a bad day.
711
00:35:41,057 --> 00:35:44,268
Yeah, that's Thai for
"pool of his own blood."
712
00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:45,812
Yeah. I don't think he's going
to be thumbing through
713
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,272
any of those
magazine subscriptions.
714
00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:51,943
Wonder if he had any
adorable rugrats.
715
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:55,404
Max Rager is a global
brand, Major.
716
00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:57,198
We are everywhere.
717
00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:58,908
Like Starbucks.
718
00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:01,702
Or the Eye of Sauron.
719
00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:04,831
Tell you what,
I can tell you're not
comfortable with taking lives,
720
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,250
so I'm going to make
things easier for you.
721
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,752
You can save them instead.
722
00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:13,756
Each day, one of those rat
bastards trolling us is going
to have a similar accident
723
00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:20,012
until I get proof that you've
sent Floyd Baracus to his
watery grave.
724
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,806
Oh, yeah. We know.
725
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:25,560
So, it's time to play
whack-a-zombie.
726
00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:29,939
But if you're not sure
which hole Baracus is in,
ask Liv Moore.
727
00:36:31,983 --> 00:36:33,234
We know she knows.
728
00:38:21,384 --> 00:38:22,885
Hey!
What have you got for us?
729
00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:24,929
Twenty-two-year-old male
corner boy.
730
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,889
Executed for selling on
the wrong corner.
731
00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:30,434
Throat slip.
A Mr. Boss special.
732
00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:32,812
Pocketful of Utopium.
733
00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:35,690
This must be Lucky U.
734
00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:37,858
Sold by
Mr. Boss' competition.
735
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:41,821
What dumbass thought
that moving in on
Mr. Boss would be a good idea?
736
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:44,573
Clive?
737
00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:48,119
Something wrong?
738
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:51,038
Last night, Floyd Baracus
took his own life.
739
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:53,291
Jumped off the Aurora Bridge.
740
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:56,168
Left his shoes, wallet
and a suicide note.
I thought you'd want to know.
741
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,837
What did the note say?
742
00:38:58,045 --> 00:38:59,755
Mainly a bunch of sweet
stuff to his son.
743
00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:02,341
"I'll see you again someday."
That sort of thing.
744
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:05,720
We're gonna drag the lake,
but as of now, the case is
officially closed.
745
00:39:14,937 --> 00:39:17,648
Uh... You're packed up.
746
00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:19,859
Yeah, I decided not to
quit my job.
747
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,569
I wish you would.
748
00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:25,239
Uh...
749
00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:28,326
I just stood next to parents
who came in to identify
their 22-year-old son.
750
00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:31,537
All right? Stacey Boss
didn't slit the kid's throat,
751
00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:33,122
but he might as well have.
752
00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,791
He's already gone after
one district attorney.
753
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,127
Let somebody I'm less fond
of risk his life.
754
00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:40,338
And if I do that,
what does it make me?
755
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,798
All right, fine.
756
00:39:43,007 --> 00:39:44,133
You've got the right stuff.
757
00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:45,676
But stay here.
758
00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,511
You know, you'll have two men
living with you,
759
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,138
one's practically a Greek god,
760
00:39:49,347 --> 00:39:51,974
who's turned his body
into a finely-tuned weapon,
761
00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:54,518
and, of course, Major.
762
00:39:54,727 --> 00:39:57,188
And either of us would do
anything for you.
763
00:39:57,396 --> 00:40:01,442
My new place has a 24-hour
doorman and a hot tub.
764
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,944
The Major will serve
as our doorman.
765
00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:05,821
All right? He's great
with doors.
766
00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:07,656
The opening.
The closing.
767
00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:09,617
And I will make sure
that your tub time's
hot as hell.
768
00:40:10,493 --> 00:40:11,452
Mmm...
769
00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:16,457
You're the best.
770
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:21,379
You know, for the record,
I'd be very sad
to see you go.
771
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,672
My liver, on the other hand,
is like, "Good riddance."
772
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:28,052
- Uh, do you need help
with the...
- No. No.
773
00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:30,930
Thanks, Ravi.
774
00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:32,807
For everything.
775
00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:34,767
Uh...
776
00:41:06,132 --> 00:41:09,468
- Aw, crap.
- Flip it, flip it, flip it!
777
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,763
You expecting someone?
778
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:13,889
No.
779
00:41:21,814 --> 00:41:22,982
Yo, my boy here?
780
00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:27,445
This is the Lucky U?
781
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:28,946
That's all we carry,
honey.
782
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:32,950
Don E.
You don't show up here.
783
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:34,076
Then don't ignore my texts.
784
00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:37,496
Some people don't have
the common courtesy to die
during business hours.
785
00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:39,165
- We gotta roll.
- I'm sorry.
786
00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:40,583
I'll be back as soon as I can.
787
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:52,178
Blaine is the new player.