1 00:00:00,961 --> 00:00:02,629 LIV: Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,881 You're really plowing through your list. 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:08,009 MAN: The media's calling you the Chaos Killer. 4 00:00:08,218 --> 00:00:10,679 It says here you were slinging for Stacey Boss. 5 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,222 PEYTON: He's my star witness against Mr. Boss. 6 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:13,807 He's pretty much the whole case. 7 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,558 LIV: He's dangerous, stay away from him! 8 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:18,395 He tried to kill Major. He turned me into a zombie. 9 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:20,438 I slept with him. 10 00:00:20,647 --> 00:00:22,273 PEYTON: You know, you sleep with someone, 11 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:23,566 you think you know. 12 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:24,901 But they could be anybody. 13 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:32,325 Everything okay? 14 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:34,160 Yeah. 15 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:35,495 Just helping a friend. 16 00:00:37,414 --> 00:00:38,832 Sorry I took so long. 17 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,875 Don't be sorry. 18 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:44,129 Watching you crawl back into bed is not a bad thing. 19 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:45,422 (POP SONG PLAYING) 20 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:55,306 You never told me how you got this. 21 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:57,058 That's a story for another day. 22 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,241 Sorry. I lost track of time. 23 00:01:13,408 --> 00:01:15,076 Let me get off your bed. 24 00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:16,536 Just a few more days until my new place is ready, 25 00:01:16,745 --> 00:01:17,954 and then I'll be out of your way. 26 00:01:18,163 --> 00:01:20,373 Don't be silly, we love having you here. 27 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:22,667 Although, you do have a habit of picking the marshmallows out of my cereal, 28 00:01:22,876 --> 00:01:25,879 leaving me with a less-than-ideal ratio of marshmallow to crunchy bits, 29 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:27,714 but, you know, I'll let that slide... 30 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:31,384 Oh, no, Peyton. 31 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:35,013 What is it? 32 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,349 I screwed up at work. 33 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,310 Can I do anything? 34 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,353 I mean, because if you want me to pick 35 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:45,565 every last marshmallow bear out of that box for you... (KNOCKS) 36 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:47,067 I'll do it. 37 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,818 I think I need something stronger. 38 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:52,238 When I was in college, I had this professor, 39 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:54,240 and when he'd hand out the Friday quiz, 40 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:57,786 he'd say, "Duck soup for you, schweetheart." 41 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,704 I think he thought it was easier for me than everyone else. 42 00:01:59,913 --> 00:02:02,082 But I was probably working twice as hard. 43 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,210 Yeah, before you moved in, I just assumed you were a femmebot 44 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,504 that plugged into a charging station at night. 45 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:10,340 - Ah, I bust ass to make it look like that. - (CLICKS TONGUE) 46 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:14,219 It turns out, I fail just as epically as I succeed. 47 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:17,430 I don't know what happened at work, but I promise, 48 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,433 the only opinion you need to worry about is your own. 49 00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:22,143 That's a pretty low opinion right now. 50 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:25,939 Well, it shouldn't be. You are formidable. 51 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,857 I mean, you're clever and disciplined. 52 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:29,234 Hardly. 53 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:31,152 Those are just the top tier qualities. 54 00:02:31,361 --> 00:02:33,822 All right? You're also clearly blessed with a hollow leg. 55 00:02:34,364 --> 00:02:35,323 (GROANS) 56 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:37,909 On that note... 57 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,703 No, no. Don't go. 58 00:02:40,912 --> 00:02:41,830 I must. 59 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,498 I know how this turns out. 60 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,708 It's like the shots contest in Raiders of the Lost Ark. 61 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:47,961 You're Karen Allen and I'm the fat Nepalese guy 62 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:49,838 that ends up under the table. 63 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:52,757 Come on. You can handle it. 64 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:57,178 I ever tell you about my first case? 65 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,685 Any chance you can put a little pep in your step? 66 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:07,147 The violent soundscape of nature is making my ears bleed. 67 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:11,234 Birds chirping, leaves rustling, gnats laying eggs. 68 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,111 Never start a land war in Asia. 69 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,572 Don't go toe-to-toe with Peyton Charles when drinking is involved. 70 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,407 - Why are we sprinting? - Because I'm hungry. 71 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,075 I haven't eaten anything lately. 72 00:03:19,284 --> 00:03:21,202 I was afraid that horny-librarian-brain 73 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:22,745 would lead to poor life choices. 74 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,664 - And did it? - Did it what? 75 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:26,416 Lead to any poor life choices? 76 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,793 Liv, we're really going to need your help with this one. 77 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:30,587 Nasty triple homicide. 78 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:32,505 Triple, you say? 79 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,340 Detective Babineaux! Any comment? 80 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,011 Come on, Detective. Give me something. 81 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,722 Press is going to have a field day with this case. 82 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,807 Three unidentified males. 83 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:45,226 Most likely killed on a boat, then washed up here. 84 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:50,732 Um, where are their heads? 85 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,025 I was hoping you could tell me. 86 00:03:57,822 --> 00:03:59,782 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 87 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:24,599 Cause of death might take a while. 88 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,517 Cause of death appears obvious. 89 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:28,978 The three victims were decapitated post-mortem. 90 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:30,688 Oh. 91 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:33,316 The driver's licenses we found on the bodies were fake. 92 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,611 We can probably assume the photos are real, but the names are not. 93 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,072 Hoping you can work your magic, Liv, help ID these guys. 94 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,323 Uh... 95 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,284 Looks like a no-brainer to me, Liv. 96 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:44,661 I'll let you know when I get something. 97 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,079 All right, the sooner the better. 98 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:50,541 (CLEARS THROAT) 99 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,919 Uh, what are you planning to do about your little vision predicament? 100 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,796 I don't know. I can't think when I'm hungry. 101 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,506 Everything looks like a cartoon sandwich. 102 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,633 Olivia Moore! 103 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,552 Let's see what's inside drawer number one. 104 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:07,100 Today we're sending you home with Madison Brenneck, 105 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,226 25 years old. 106 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,940 The victim of an ill-fated rendezvous with a Seattle cross-town. 107 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,984 Bus driver said she never even looked up from her phone. 108 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:18,611 She's only in our morgue because she was killed on city property. 109 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,948 So, Madison comes complete with wonderfully unremarkable, 110 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,408 non-murdery visions. 111 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,076 All the great taste, none of the foul play. 112 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,841 (RAVI CLEARS THROAT) 113 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:43,761 Did you just post a picture of what I assume is Madison Brenneck 114 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,597 wrapped in sushi rice on your Instagram account? 115 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,433 Hashtag "brain food"? 116 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,936 'Course I 'grammed it, that fish was on fleek. 117 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,063 Oh, my God! Why did I post that? 118 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:56,274 Why does anyone post pictures of food? 119 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,151 (SIGHS) I think it's okay. 120 00:05:58,359 --> 00:05:59,819 It just looks like raw tuna. 121 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:01,696 Look, so, I did some digging. 122 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:05,325 Turns out our Madison was quite the millennial social media maven. 123 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,744 Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr. 124 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:09,704 She had over 600 Yelp reviews. 125 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,915 The day she died, she tweeted 27 times. 126 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:14,876 - (TYPING ON PHONE) - Liv, Liv. 127 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:19,422 "Devoured tuna roll." Hashtag "Sushi obsessed." 128 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,341 Hashtag "Covering my ass." 129 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,426 You need to be careful not to overshare on social media. 130 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,137 Anything zombie-related is TMI. 131 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:29,140 Don't worry. I'm on my chill hustle hundo-p. 132 00:06:29,349 --> 00:06:31,392 My annoying millennial speak knowledge ended with TMI, 133 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,227 so I have no idea what you just said. 134 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:37,357 Liv, I'm serious. Be careful. 135 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,524 (PHONE CHIMES) 136 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:44,697 "The struggle is real. Props for the good looks. Boom." 137 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:47,825 - (MACHINE BEEPS) - JANE: Ms. Charles? 138 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:49,369 Mr. Deaux is still waiting to see you. 139 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,953 Thanks Jane. You can send him in. 140 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:55,416 (DOOR OPENS) 141 00:06:57,377 --> 00:06:58,503 You had me out there a long time. 142 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:02,298 Jane and I really bonded. 143 00:07:02,507 --> 00:07:04,759 I think she's handling the change with grace. 144 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,094 What do you want? 145 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:07,804 Look, I don't know what those cops told you, 146 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:11,974 but I had nothing to do with those missing Seattleites. 147 00:07:12,183 --> 00:07:14,685 A couple of the Chaos Killer's victims called my business? 148 00:07:14,894 --> 00:07:16,687 It doesn't mean anything. 149 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:19,357 Yeah, it's true, I didn't mention my dad was a victim. 150 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:20,983 We haven't spoken in years. 151 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:23,194 I try to keep my info dumps to the useful variety, 152 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:26,280 stay away from the irrelevant "daddy never loved me" stories, you know? 153 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,829 That's quite a drink you're making there. 154 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:34,997 It's for a friend. 155 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,959 She's dropping by to celebrate my big decision. 156 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,128 I'm telling Baracus everything. 157 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:43,339 And since they don't hand out gold stars for sleeping with the CI's, 158 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:44,715 I think I'm done here. 159 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:46,759 Don't tank your career because of me. 160 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:49,053 You're too smart for that. Come on. 161 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:50,805 We're doing important work. 162 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,850 I'm trying to wash away some sins here. 163 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:57,812 What happened the other night, it meant something. 164 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:01,065 It made me think that... 165 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:11,325 Oh, hello, Liv. You know my guest. 166 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,327 He's the man who made you what you are today. 167 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:17,415 Worlds collide. 168 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,667 I take it Peyton knows all about Team Z. 169 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:21,043 Nobody calls it that. 170 00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:23,296 Stop trying to make Team Z a thing. 171 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,840 Blaine thinks he and I could have something special. 172 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,092 Aww, he swiped right. 173 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:32,054 I'm sure that your Tinder photo is hair-centric and flattering, 174 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:34,182 but how do you spin that bio? 175 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:36,809 "I'm a humble guy, always down for a hike, 176 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:38,978 "or we could just murder and chill. 177 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,565 "My fave slays are astronauts, homeless teens and boyfriends." 178 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,108 For the record, 179 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,527 all you are to me 180 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,489 is a giant mistake. 181 00:08:56,329 --> 00:08:59,207 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 182 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,959 - (SIGHS) - Oh. Celebratory selfie! 183 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:04,253 - Oh, uh, okay. - (SHUTTER CLICKS) 184 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:06,047 Still no word from Mr. Baracus. 185 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,049 I've been calling him all day, 186 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,884 but you know how he likes to work with the music cranked up. 187 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,344 I'll swing by his house on the way home. 188 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,266 Did you just tweet that photo of us? 189 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:18,893 Hashtag "friendship goals." 190 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,437 Hashtag "booty had me like what"? 191 00:09:21,646 --> 00:09:22,813 Not cool? 192 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:24,815 - Uh, little weird. - (CHUCKLES) 193 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,070 (SIGHS) Good thing you didn't get my crime board in the shot. 194 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,448 Hashtag "go into hiding because we are onto you." 195 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:37,245 You're going to have to update your board, Peyton. 196 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,997 Hal Connolly, Kareem Jackson and Willy Fisher 197 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:42,250 washed up on the shore of Lake Washington this morning. 198 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:44,710 Without their heads. 199 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,422 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 200 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,637 (DOORBELL RINGING) 201 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:40,975 I know, Ma. I'm listening and you're absolutely right. 202 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,311 If you're gonna host mahjong, the other ladies should step up 203 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,604 and bring refreshments. 204 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,358 Ma, I'm gonna have to call you back. 205 00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:54,989 Gotta hand it to Mr. Boss. 206 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:58,075 According to Yelp, he's a very committed CPA. 207 00:10:58,284 --> 00:10:59,660 Can I offer you a vatrushka? 208 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:01,287 Come on. 209 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,205 You've got a second shot at life. 210 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:04,457 Indulge. 211 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,666 I'm good. 212 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,002 Well, there's your problem. 213 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,379 We wanted to know if you recognized any of these men. 214 00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:11,922 You love showing me pictures. 215 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,259 No. I can't say that I do. 216 00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:16,636 Isn't that you? 217 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,512 Standing with those three guys? 218 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,057 At the funeral of Louis Brandt, AKA "Cock-Eyed Lou?" 219 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,059 Oh, yeah, those guys. 220 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,603 You run into so many people at funerals. 221 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,064 But isn't that guy with the machete your nephew? 222 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,442 Ah, so it is! 223 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,986 He's an odd duck traipsing around with that thing. 224 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:37,323 The mustache is new. Yeah. Have these boys done something wrong? 225 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,867 Probably, but we didn't get a chance to ask. 226 00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:42,620 They washed up on the shore of Lake Washington yesterday, 227 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:43,996 missing their heads. 228 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,293 I think we're done. 229 00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:51,253 I have to call my sister. 230 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:53,631 Would you please see yourselves out? 231 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,091 I'm sorry for your loss. 232 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,762 I don't think he's our guy. 233 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,139 He did seem pretty rattled about his nephew. 234 00:12:02,348 --> 00:12:05,935 Could be someone with a death wish wanted to send Mr. Boss a serious message. 235 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,145 And we just delivered it. 236 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,064 You know, I know a guy. 237 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,941 When I was in Vice, I helped him out of a couple of jams. 238 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,068 Let's track him down, have a little chat. 239 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,278 Liv? 240 00:12:16,487 --> 00:12:18,739 What does it mean if a guy you're dating isn't on Facebook? 241 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:21,742 - I don't use Facebook. So, nothing? - Hmm. 242 00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:23,577 Or maybe he's married with a bunch of kids. 243 00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:27,456 (GROANING) 244 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:29,917 How you been, Tanner? 245 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,127 Got bedbugs. 246 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,170 So that sucks. 247 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,382 You look just like this doll my little sister used to have. 248 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,802 We just found a trio of Mr. Boss's guys, all decapitated. 249 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,013 Got us wondering if there was a new player out there moving in on Boss. 250 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,724 Above my pay grade, man. 251 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,475 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 252 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:48,477 What's your Twitter handle, Tanner? 253 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:52,773 Hashtag "real CI's of Seattle," hashtag "riding the U-boat." 254 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:55,151 Sally Tiny Tears is freaking me out, man. 255 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,027 I can't have people thinking I'm tight with cops. 256 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:59,405 Then make it worth her while not to post that. 257 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,116 I believe she is what they call "a taste maker". 258 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,118 More of an online influencer. 259 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,205 Okay, yeah, there's a new player. 260 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,249 A mystery man with a new product. 261 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,375 Lucky U. 262 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:12,960 It's the sickest Utopium out there. 263 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:15,212 Totally uncut, insane high. 264 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:18,257 (HIGH-PITCH VOICE) And cheap. 265 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:19,842 (TANNER CHUCKLES) 266 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,137 The bunk I'm slinging's got more steps than Helen Keller in a corn maze. 267 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,555 (PHONE CHIMES) 268 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,683 Tell me more about this mystery man. 269 00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:30,019 It's like you don't know what the word "mystery" means. 270 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,315 Hey, guys, Liv here. 271 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,443 So, today I am beyond excited to do an unboxing video 272 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,988 of our latest haul from MorgueTech. 273 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:44,617 Lots of fun stuff in here, brain pans, 274 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,037 wrap-around cadaver covers. 275 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,333 These are awesome because they come with a super-cute document pouch. 276 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:56,295 A hundred and fifty-three people watched you unpack a box? 277 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:59,215 How? Why? 278 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,966 Please tell me you're not watching your own vlog. 279 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,887 What are you doing on Seattle PD database? 280 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,722 Looking for background info on Drake. 281 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,516 I feel like he might be hiding something. 282 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,893 What kind of person doesn't use Twitter or Facebook? 283 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,020 Only a lunatic. 284 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:14,980 How else would he disseminate inspirational quotes and latte art? 285 00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,359 Never mind. Figured it out. 286 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,529 It's the kind of person sentenced to 22 months in Monroe Correctional 287 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,656 for felony aggravated assault. 288 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:27,243 "Victim suffered an ocular fracture, broken ribs, shattered femur." 289 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,078 Oh, my God. 290 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,204 (PHONE VIBRATING) 291 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,875 It's him. What do I do? 292 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:39,213 Well, he's a zombie with anger issues and a prison record. 293 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,842 As far as millennial breakup options go, ghosting him gets my vote. 294 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:46,428 It's the smart move. 295 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,931 But I like him, Ravi. 296 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,689 You should eat. 297 00:14:58,816 --> 00:14:59,942 And sleep. 298 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,569 (SCOFFS) 299 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,113 Look at this. 300 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,241 That is from the crime scene at the McDonough estate, 301 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,535 one of the Chaos Killer's most recent victims. 302 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,453 Pay attention to the graffiti. 303 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,623 Now, look at this. 304 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,458 It's from the Baracus home. 305 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,918 The graffiti is different. 306 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:20,004 A lot about this crime scene is different. 307 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,131 Including the fact that Baracus doesn't fit the Chaos Killer's usual 308 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,841 "one-percenter demo." 309 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,135 I don't think it's the same perp. 310 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,388 Which makes sense because we've had our friend Blaine under surveillance, 311 00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,807 - so it wasn't him. - Detective Babineaux? 312 00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,601 What you got on the triple decapitation? 313 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,394 People have a right to know, et cetera, et cetera. 314 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,771 - (SIGHS) No comment. - You're killing me. 315 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,609 A triple beheading, and the afternoon edition still puts me below the fold? 316 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,694 What's a guy gotta do to get a lead story? 317 00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:45,821 Giving the killer a catchy nickname probably helps. 318 00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:53,787 DU CLARK: "Vaughn Douche Clark." 319 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,623 So original. 320 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,333 Here he comes. 321 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,627 Major. Come on in. 322 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:01,795 I was summoned. 323 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,589 Okay, here we go. Watch this. 324 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,467 "Max Rager tastes like the ass of a turtle 325 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,469 "swimming in a dirty river." 326 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,929 I don't know why he does this to himself. 327 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,390 Thank you, Sambulo21, from Swaziland. 328 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:17,728 Boy, I just love this guy's comprehensive knowledge of how turtle ass tastes. 329 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,438 Thanks for dropping by, Major. 330 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,815 You know our Security Consultant, Janko? 331 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:22,942 Haven't had the pleasure. 332 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,401 Six years in Iraq. 333 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,111 Oh. Thanks for your service. 334 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,739 Well, he's a private military contractor. 335 00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:30,324 Ah. 336 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,284 He was in charge of ass-kicking and name-taking, 337 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,453 and really doesn't like it when I brag about him, 338 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,580 but he's such a good egg. 339 00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:38,374 Unlike these haters here. 340 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,043 Max Rager has over three million Twitter followers. 341 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,503 Why obsess over the trolls? 342 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:45,172 No troll left behind, Rita, my dear. 343 00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:48,175 Nobody should slip through the cracks. 344 00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:49,343 Isn't that right, Major? 345 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,638 Yeah, I guess. 346 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:56,183 So, why is it a man you told me is not a zombie 347 00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,519 gets taken out by the Chaos Killer? 348 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:02,106 We're... (SIGHS) What's the word? 349 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,899 Concerned. 350 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:07,027 Okay, I mean, you're really underselling it, but whatevs. 351 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,447 So, the question is, 352 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,574 what the hell is going on here, Major? 353 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,418 I'm as confused as anyone. 354 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,336 I mean, it looks like someone else wanted Baracus gone, 355 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,672 and they stole my MO to do it. 356 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,174 But I checked Baracus, he wasn't a zombie. 357 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,718 Interesting. 358 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,720 Because his credit report tells us otherwise. 359 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,972 $700 at Spice Mountain, 360 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:39,059 ghost pepper hot sauce from India, weekly spray tans and salon dye jobs. 361 00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,227 Suspicious, don't you think? 362 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,938 Sounds pretty undead to me. 363 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,524 Or just as likely metrosexual foodie. 364 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,694 I'm going to be so upset if you're not telling me the truth. 365 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,112 And I don't get mad, Major. 366 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,739 You get even? 367 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,199 Oh, God, no. No, no, no. Where's the fun there? No. 368 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,910 I get even with interest. 369 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,122 I embrace the Chicago way. 370 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,874 Someone pulls a knife, I pull a gun. 371 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,876 Someone sends one of mine to the hospital, 372 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,085 - I send... - I got it. 373 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,962 Do you got it, Major? Do you? 374 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:11,300 Don't just say the words. Reflect on their meanings. 375 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,677 Take these Internet trolls, for instance, 376 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:17,431 who say the most hurtful things about this company, 377 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,141 which I built from the ground up. 378 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,560 So, someone sends a mean tweet, you... 379 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,395 Don't know, yet. 380 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:27,149 But there's definitely gonna be some escalation. 381 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:31,236 Hey, why don't we send him some really embarrassing magazine subscriptions, huh? 382 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,239 Chub Hub. Or Bathhouse Monthly. 383 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,075 Or, wait. What's that really freaky one you like? 384 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,785 Slow Torture and Gardens? 385 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:42,539 So, which one should we go after first, Major? Huh? 386 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,250 Which one of these rat bastards gets his? 387 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,127 Uh... 388 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,297 Trickster107. 389 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,843 Trickster107, from Bangkok, who tweeted to his 14 followers 390 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:58,013 that he thinks our product caused his father's heart attack. 391 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,892 Oh, game on, pal. (CLAPS) 392 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,524 Your shift is over. Go. 393 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,069 - Be free! - Just one last thing. 394 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:16,365 "Real talk? Your sandwich artist was chugging some serious haterade today. 395 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,700 "No eye contact? Am I a leper? 396 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,577 "Also, where's the made-from-scratch sriracha? 397 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:23,455 "The artisanal pickles?" One star. 398 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,374 A bit harsh for Bernie's Sub Shack, don't you think? 399 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,708 We eat there twice a week. 400 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,128 Hashtag "sorry, not sorry." 401 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:30,921 Oh, hello there. 402 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,339 What's up, Ravi? Liv. 403 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,344 Uh, I'll just wander off or something... 404 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,307 Haven't heard from you. What happened? 405 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,561 Sex-starved-librarian brain wear off and you've lost interest? 406 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:50,065 Oh, no, I've just had a crazy day at work, lots of murders. 407 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:54,736 Yet you had time to tweet 17 times today. 408 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,281 "Pumpkin spice latte, yay! 409 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,451 "Stop lights, boo! Wow, Seattle, cloudy much?" 410 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,953 That's a lot of time reading tweets 411 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,789 for a guy who claims he doesn't use Twitter, 412 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,458 or who spent two years in prison. 413 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,004 (SIGHS) That... 414 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,255 Doing a little digging, huh? 415 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,048 Do I get to explain myself, 416 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,259 or do you think you know everything you need to know about me? 417 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,012 I don't know anything. 418 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,932 My dad split, my mom had a string of loser boyfriends. 419 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,101 The worst was this mean drunk named Frank. 420 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,730 So, I'm 19. 421 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:34,902 I come home and my mom's eye is swollen shut. 422 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,070 Blood down the front of her shirt. 423 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,907 Frank's just sitting in front of the TV with his hands in his shorts, 424 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,202 calling out for another beer like nothing happened. 425 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,871 And I just snapped. Went after him. 426 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,498 He pulled a knife, that's how I got this. 427 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,336 The prosecutor said I went a bit overboard, 428 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,588 because Frank still can't walk. 429 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,758 Or feed himself. 430 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,594 I'm glad you told me. 431 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,138 Well, I usually wait until date five or six to spring 432 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,432 the whole ex-con thing on a girl. 433 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,768 So, give me another shot? 434 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,478 Let me take you to dinner. 435 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,397 - I'd like that. - (PHONE VIBRATES) 436 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,235 Hold on. 437 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,278 (SIGHS) I am so sorry, can we reschedule? 438 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,821 My mom's kitchen sink is leaking. 439 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,823 Which I know doesn't sound like an emergency, 440 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,284 but if I don't handle it, she'll call 911. 441 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,954 BuzzFeed teaches us that when a man abruptly change his plans, 442 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,039 it means he's up to no good. 443 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,459 I'm happy for you to join me, but my mom, she's a bit of a trip. 444 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,503 I can handle it. 445 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,760 What's going on with your skin there? 446 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,846 Anemia or some kind of sun allergy? 447 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,515 Ma! What did we talk about? 448 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,684 Roll it around inside your head first, test it out. 449 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,103 I'm fine. 450 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,729 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 451 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,190 She's got the coloring of a paper towel, 452 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:57,109 but I'm not supposed to say anything. 453 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,860 (SIGHS) I'm sorry. 454 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:02,197 She tends to say the first thing that pops into her head. 455 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,449 Hey, you know what? 456 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,744 I took a couple of cosmetology classes at the community college. 457 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,288 I could give you a little makeover! 458 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,206 She's beautiful, Ma! 459 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:14,459 Yeah, so is the sun, but you can't stare directly at it. 460 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,919 What do you say? 461 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,087 Why not? 462 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:18,547 Oh, good! 463 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:19,923 Listen, let me go get my makeup caboodle, 464 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,341 and I'll be back in a jiffy! 465 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,097 If I were you, I'd make a run for it. 466 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:31,435 We'll be starting the service in just a few minutes. 467 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,104 I'd like to invite you to make your way into the chapel. 468 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,983 Excuse me, we'll be starting... 469 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:39,985 The, uh... 470 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,362 We'll be doing the, um... 471 00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:43,947 Service? 472 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,782 Yes, thank you. 473 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,701 The service. In the chapel. 474 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:48,952 Thank you. 475 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,293 Okay, press your tongues to the roof of your mouths. 476 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,170 You know, we don't want any waddles. 477 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,213 And smile. 478 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,258 Good! 479 00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,926 If you post that, you have to tag me in it. 480 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,054 I don't know what that means, honey. 481 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:10,682 Uh, let me see if I can find Nutterbutter, get a pic with him, too, 482 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,517 for next year's Christmas card. 483 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,728 Ma, we're not taking a picture with the cat. We gotta get going. 484 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,272 But thank you again for the sweater. I love it. 485 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:20,650 Well, listen, before you go, I want to give you those vouchers 486 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,487 for the Wicked Winter Renaissance Faire! Huh? 487 00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,907 All right, where to for dinner? 488 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,369 - Somewhere dark. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 489 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,371 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 490 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,296 MR. BOSS: Mozart? 491 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,802 Debussy. 492 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,136 (SIGHS) So close. 493 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:50,555 Come on, Blaine. 494 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,391 Don't look so surprised. 495 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,892 I never forget a face. 496 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,237 I'm surprised you remember me. 497 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,156 The owner of a major league team usually doesn't remember the batboy. 498 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:09,908 The good owners do. 499 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,035 And you were more than a batboy. 500 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:16,164 You were an intriguing AA prospect likely to play in the bigs. 501 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,833 Had I known. 502 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,668 But it looks like you've done well for yourself here. 503 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,670 This place must've cost a pretty penny. 504 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,339 Who prepares your taxes? 505 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:26,466 I've got a guy. 506 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:27,759 Oh, a guy. 507 00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,302 I hear he's good. 508 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,179 You know, as a small business owner yourself, 509 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,391 you probably know when an employee leaves his job, 510 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,227 two weeks' notice is standard. 511 00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:39,354 About that, um... 512 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:42,149 I saw things at that boat party. 513 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:43,733 Things that still haunt me. 514 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,527 I spent a couple weeks shivering in a dark room, 515 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,988 and I decided it was a sign that I needed a change. 516 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:50,157 A sign, huh? 517 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,826 You think God was so desperate for you to change your ways 518 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:55,662 that he slaughtered all those innocent people to make a point? 519 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,497 Well, we're talking about the same guy that thought 520 00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,083 Noah's Ark was a solid plan, so... 521 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:04,337 Given the circumstances, I'm inclined to let the lack of proper notice slide. 522 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,756 Thank you? 523 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:10,385 But when you left my employ, you had in your possession 524 00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:12,846 $4,000 worth of product. 525 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,139 That sounds about right. 526 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,267 - Let me get my checkbook. - Hold on. 527 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:21,771 The, uh, calculator app on this thing... 528 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,815 How did we function before? 529 00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:28,612 Uh, 4K, plus the vig, calculated weekly. 530 00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:31,573 We'll round to 100 weeks. 531 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,701 Which means you owe me just north of 80 grand. 532 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:39,122 But let's say 5K every two weeks? 533 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,832 I'll send my boys over to collect. 534 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,584 That sounds fair. 535 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,461 I should be getting back to my nephew's service. 536 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,130 You done good, kid. 537 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,733 Shh. 538 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,528 Is your breakfast not using its indoor voice? 539 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,238 Snap, crackle, pop. 540 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,906 So loud. 541 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,617 Drinking on a school night again with Peyton. 542 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,412 You're a disgrace to your country's proud history of functional lushes. 543 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,122 Break in the case. 544 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,458 Got a call from the owner of a local marina. 545 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,710 A strange boat was docked there. 546 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,838 He pulled up the cover, and the inside of the boat was drenched in blood. 547 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:32,259 I'm guessing that's where our vics and their heads parted ways. 548 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,593 Lucky them. 549 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,428 Dope. Let's dip up out of here. 550 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,309 (CAMERA CLICKING) 551 00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:44,271 MAN: Customer that rents this slip was having his boat repaired. 552 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:47,190 Showed up today to dock it, and found this one in his space. 553 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:50,235 Me and my son pulled the tarp off, and yowzah. 554 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,820 But you didn't see who docked the boat? 555 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,780 No, my son was working that day. 556 00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:56,741 Charlie! 557 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,493 Hey! I'm about to dump that thing in the lake. 558 00:26:58,702 --> 00:26:59,911 Huh? 559 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,329 Kids and their phones. 560 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:02,831 You'll understand what I mean some day. 561 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,958 No, I think I get it now. 562 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:09,087 Charlie, you remember anything about the guy who docked this boat? 563 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:11,673 I didn't get a good look at him, but I saw him get in a taxi. 564 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:12,966 You know which taxi company? 565 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:15,719 (TYPING ON PHONE) 566 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,387 Charlie! Answer the man! 567 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,431 Dad, God! It was green and white. 568 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,017 I was googling "green and white Seattle taxis" to see which... 569 00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:24,019 That's Supreme Taxi. 570 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,979 I'll get ahold of the dispatcher. 571 00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:29,733 No way. 572 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,276 Guess whose cabin this is. 573 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,905 District Attorney Floyd Baracus. 574 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,246 Still warm. 575 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,666 Baracus was here recently. 576 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:50,003 Dale was right. 577 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:53,006 The Baracus abduction wasn't the Chaos Killer. 578 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,217 It was Boss's goons trying to make it look like the Chaos Killer. 579 00:27:56,426 --> 00:28:00,430 I'm assuming Boss sent them to thank Baracus in person for all those indictments. 580 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:02,390 But I just don't get it. 581 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,643 How does a middle-aged lawyer take out three armed hitmen? 582 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:09,814 What do you see? 583 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,066 What? 584 00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:12,692 You were having a vision, right? 585 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:15,779 No, God, sorry. I, uh, spaced out. 586 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,156 No visions? 587 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,450 I think the radiation from your cell phone is giving your third eye cataracts. 588 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:21,993 Don't hate 'cause you can't relate. 589 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:27,916 (GASPS) 590 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,297 How's this for a vision? 591 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,597 I guess the man of the hour didn't stick around to explain himself. 592 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,974 Searched the property. No sign of Baracus. 593 00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:48,103 But a neighbor told us the motorcycle that's usually parked out front is gone. 594 00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,355 Run down the plate and put out an APB. 595 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,481 Yes, sir. 596 00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:58,196 LIV: A zombie wouldn't leave behind his only food supply. 597 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,700 Those brains are the DA's incentive to find a very good hiding spot. 598 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:11,835 (WHISPERS) Baracus? 599 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,046 Hey! Everything okay? 600 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,132 Seattle's missing district attorney is a zombie, 601 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,635 and he's currently hiding out in the crawlspace under his cabin. 602 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,178 Can I take this? 603 00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:23,930 I believe you just did. 604 00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:25,390 Oh, wait. I thought he was abducted by the Chaos Killer. 605 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,475 No. Three of Mr. Boss' hitmen. 606 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:30,019 They did up his place Chaos Killer-style. 607 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,563 Big mistake abducting a zombie. 608 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,690 We just found their heads in Baracus' fridge. 609 00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,692 I'm going to take the poor guy some brains. 610 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,652 See if I can figure out a way to help him out of this mess. 611 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,112 I'll go with you. 612 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,530 Thanks, but I got this. 613 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,449 Liv. Think about it. 614 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:43,742 You're going to a cabin where there's a desperate zombie 615 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:44,951 who just decapitated three men? 616 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,327 It's not safe. 617 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,163 It's not safe for a non-zombie. 618 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,255 Floyd? 619 00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,632 I brought brains. 620 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,765 Hi. I'm Olivia Moore. 621 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,225 We've actually met before, I'm Peyton Charles' best friend. 622 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:12,937 How did you know? 623 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:17,025 About me. What I am. 624 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:21,905 You have 40 varieties of hot sauce and three heads in the fridge. 625 00:30:22,113 --> 00:30:25,074 I snapped their necks like it was nothing. 626 00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,327 I knew I was going to need those brains, 627 00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:32,499 and one of them had a machete, so... 628 00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,501 Three heads in the refrigerator. 629 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:35,960 I can't resurface after this. 630 00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:39,589 I'm an undead man walking. 631 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:43,009 Either Mr. Boss or the police will find me. 632 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:47,889 And I don't see any scenario where I ever get to see my son again. 633 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:49,349 We'll figure something out. 634 00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:01,611 Man, you work up the nerve to resign, and your boss gets abducted. 635 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,947 Bananas! I'm... I'm still quitting though. 636 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:07,033 Well, no sense in moving until your employment's sorted. 637 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,410 You don't mind me staying in your hair a little longer? 638 00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:13,206 I do mind. Yeah, you know... But Nietzsche taught us that to live is to suffer. 639 00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:16,209 - (SCREAMING ON TV) - Mmm. Drink! 640 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,211 We're drinking every time one of the Zombie High kids screams. 641 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,380 Oh, I've seen the show. I'm not sure that's the best... 642 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:21,798 Look, I know one thing. 643 00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,424 If I ever was turned into a zombie, 644 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,385 my first order of business would be to scratch you. 645 00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:27,470 I'd be like, "Oh, man! I'm a zombie." 646 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,847 Scratch! 647 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,974 Seems a little self-serving, but okay. 648 00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:34,060 No way am I doing this whole zombie thing without you. 649 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,895 - (SCREAMING ON TV) - Drink! 650 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,481 - Mmm! - (SIGHS) 651 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,149 LIV: Like I told you, 652 00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:42,443 when you're playing drinking games with Peyton, 653 00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:44,362 all you'll walk away with is a "thanks for participating" ribbon. 654 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:48,032 A tiny man with a jackhammer has taken up residence in my skull. 655 00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:52,120 And yet, I'll bet Peyton still made it to 6:00 a.m. spin class, didn't she? 656 00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:55,248 Big deal. I've been spinning since 4:30. 657 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:58,251 After seeing Baracus, I'm worried Mr. Boss'll come after Peyton next. 658 00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,253 No, that's problem solved. 659 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:03,172 Peyton emailed a letter of resignation to the Mayor last night. 660 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:04,924 I feel so bad for her. 661 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,260 This is everything she's worked for, but it's probably best. 662 00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,680 If you saw Baracus, that is one zombie with no good options. 663 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,434 Whoa! Morning, stranger. 664 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,644 Yeah, guess I'm the one who hasn't been around much lately. 665 00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:18,438 New guy. 666 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:19,898 Rent check's on the table. 667 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,357 I'll see you when I need more clothes. 668 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,908 Oh, I'm going to need more of these boxes, a couple more at least, thanks. 669 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,537 (SIGHS) Mayor Davis. 670 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,290 No. 671 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,250 No, what? 672 00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:42,545 No, I do not accept your resignation. 673 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,131 You see the front page of the Observer today? 674 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:48,635 This. This headline means you can't resign. 675 00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,554 This headline means we have to take down Mr. Boss. 676 00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:54,724 If we don't, it means he owns Seattle. 677 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,684 It means the bad guys win. 678 00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:58,770 Now, never mind that it says that a young woman of talent 679 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,855 got out when things went south. 680 00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:03,358 Are you the woman I think you are, Peyton Charles? 681 00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:08,821 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 682 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:12,033 ♪ Nice girls Not one with a defect 683 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:16,037 ♪ Cellophane shrink-wrapped So correct ♪ 684 00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:19,666 Nice hearse. It's real inconspicuous. 685 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:21,250 It was either this or the Zamboni. 686 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,547 For services rendered. 687 00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,091 You catch the Mayor's press conference? 688 00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,509 She's going hard at Mr. Boss. 689 00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:30,802 You got exactly what you wanted. 690 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,303 Thus the brains. 691 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,013 I risked a 20-year career running that story. 692 00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:36,557 I invented sources, I pulled quotes out of my ass. 693 00:33:36,766 --> 00:33:38,226 If it helps you sleep, 694 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,560 every word was true. 695 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:49,570 So, a doughy 40-something man 696 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:53,116 gets abducted by a trio of experienced killers. 697 00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:57,912 He's taken aboard a boat where he's supposed to meet his fate. 698 00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:01,624 What should happen in this situation? 699 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:02,875 Hmm? Nothing? 700 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,253 I know! 701 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:07,922 Doughy 40-something man 702 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,508 is supposed to end up dead. 703 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,468 The three experienced killers 704 00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:14,387 do not get beheaded. 705 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:18,558 - Unless... - I know this one, too! 706 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,601 - He's a zombie. - (SNAPS FINGERS) 707 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,353 But that should not be possible, 708 00:34:22,562 --> 00:34:25,606 because our zombie hunter swore to me 709 00:34:25,815 --> 00:34:28,484 that the District Attorney walked among the living. 710 00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:33,281 And now I don't know what to believe. 711 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,827 How many zombies have slipped through the cracks? 712 00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:42,206 Should I have Janko here go through the list with much less discretion? 713 00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:47,336 The night I zombie-checked Baracus, 714 00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:49,922 his kid came running up to him, 715 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:53,134 this five-year-old boy throwing his arms around his dad. 716 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:56,846 And I couldn't. I couldn't take him from his kid. 717 00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:02,977 But that is the only time I have ever skipped a zombie. 718 00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:04,312 You have my word. 719 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,939 You do respect me, Major, don't you? 720 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,232 Of course. 721 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:09,609 And you are aware that 722 00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,611 when I want something to happen, it... 723 00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:13,112 It generally happens. 724 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,865 I don't doubt that. 725 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:19,160 Well, why don't we check in on your friend in Bangkok? 726 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:21,412 Trickster107. The one you hand-picked. 727 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:23,331 Let's see what he's been up to. 728 00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:26,542 - (MOUSE CLICKING) - Okay, what file am I looking at here? 729 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:29,796 - YouTube, watch history. - Okay, here we are. 730 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:30,922 And... 731 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:35,510 Oh... Ah! Oh. Oh. 732 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:40,848 Looks like he's had something of a bad day. 733 00:35:41,057 --> 00:35:44,268 Yeah, that's Thai for "pool of his own blood." 734 00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:45,812 Yeah. I don't think he's going to be thumbing through 735 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,272 any of those magazine subscriptions. 736 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:51,943 Wonder if he had any adorable rugrats. 737 00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:55,404 Max Rager is a global brand, Major. 738 00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:57,198 We are everywhere. 739 00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:58,908 Like Starbucks. 740 00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:01,702 Or the Eye of Sauron. 741 00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:04,831 Tell you what, I can tell you're not comfortable with taking lives, 742 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,250 so I'm going to make things easier for you. 743 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,752 You can save them instead. 744 00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:13,756 Each day, one of those rat bastards trolling us is going to have a similar accident 745 00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:20,012 until I get proof that you've sent Floyd Baracus to his watery grave. 746 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,806 Oh, yeah. We know. 747 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:25,560 So, it's time to play whack-a-zombie. 748 00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:29,939 But if you're not sure which hole Baracus is in, ask Liv Moore. 749 00:36:31,983 --> 00:36:33,234 We know she knows. 750 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:44,537 (POP SONG PLAYING) 751 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,205 (CLATTERING) 752 00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:20,573 (INAUDIBLE) 753 00:38:21,384 --> 00:38:22,885 Hey! What have you got for us? 754 00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:24,929 Twenty-two-year-old male corner boy. 755 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,889 Executed for selling on the wrong corner. 756 00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:30,434 Throat slip. A Mr. Boss special. 757 00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:32,812 Pocketful of Utopium. 758 00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:35,690 This must be Lucky U. 759 00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:37,858 Sold by Mr. Boss' competition. 760 00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:41,821 What dumbass thought that moving in on Mr. Boss would be a good idea? 761 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:44,573 Clive? 762 00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:48,119 Something wrong? 763 00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:51,038 Last night, Floyd Baracus took his own life. 764 00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:53,291 Jumped off the Aurora Bridge. 765 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:56,168 Left his shoes, wallet and a suicide note. I thought you'd want to know. 766 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,837 What did the note say? 767 00:38:58,045 --> 00:38:59,755 Mainly a bunch of sweet stuff to his son. 768 00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:02,341 "I'll see you again someday." That sort of thing. 769 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:05,720 We're gonna drag the lake, but as of now, the case is officially closed. 770 00:39:14,937 --> 00:39:17,648 Uh... You're packed up. 771 00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:19,859 Yeah, I decided not to quit my job. 772 00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,569 (SIGHS) I wish you would. 773 00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:25,239 Uh... 774 00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:28,326 I just stood next to parents who came in to identify their 22-year-old son. 775 00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:31,537 All right? Stacey Boss didn't slit the kid's throat, 776 00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:33,122 but he might as well have. 777 00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,791 He's already gone after one district attorney. 778 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,127 Let somebody I'm less fond of risk his life. 779 00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:40,338 And if I do that, what does it make me? 780 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,798 All right, fine. 781 00:39:43,007 --> 00:39:44,133 You've got the right stuff. 782 00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:45,676 But stay here. 783 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,511 You know, you'll have two men living with you, 784 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,138 one's practically a Greek god, 785 00:39:49,347 --> 00:39:51,974 who's turned his body into a finely-tuned weapon, 786 00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:54,518 and, of course, Major. 787 00:39:54,727 --> 00:39:57,188 And either of us would do anything for you. 788 00:39:57,396 --> 00:40:01,442 My new place has a 24-hour doorman and a hot tub. 789 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,944 The Major will serve as our doorman. 790 00:40:04,153 --> 00:40:05,821 All right? He's great with doors. 791 00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:07,656 The opening. The closing. 792 00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:09,617 And I will make sure that your tub time's hot as hell. 793 00:40:10,493 --> 00:40:11,452 Mmm... 794 00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:16,457 You're the best. 795 00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:21,379 You know, for the record, I'd be very sad to see you go. 796 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,672 My liver, on the other hand, is like, "Good riddance." 797 00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:28,052 - Uh, do you need help with the... - No. No. 798 00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:30,930 Thanks, Ravi. 799 00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:32,807 For everything. 800 00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:34,767 Uh... 801 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,978 (CLEARS THROAT) 802 00:41:06,132 --> 00:41:09,468 - Aw, crap. - Flip it, flip it, flip it! 803 00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:11,429 - (LAUGHS) - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 804 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,763 You expecting someone? 805 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:13,889 No. 806 00:41:21,814 --> 00:41:22,982 Yo, my boy here? 807 00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:27,445 WOMAN: This is the Lucky U? 808 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:28,946 That's all we carry, honey. 809 00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:31,407 (GASPS) 810 00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:32,950 Don E. You don't show up here. 811 00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:34,076 Then don't ignore my texts. 812 00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:37,496 Some people don't have the common courtesy to die during business hours. 813 00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:39,165 - We gotta roll. - I'm sorry. 814 00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:40,583 I'll be back as soon as I can. 815 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:49,175 (DOOR CLOSES) 816 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:52,178 Blaine is the new player.