1 00:00:00,710 --> 00:00:02,253 Previously, on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,462 --> 00:00:04,673 This is our guy. I think he's the Chaos Killer. 3 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:07,300 Blaine. This is the suspect in the Meat Cute massacre. 4 00:00:07,509 --> 00:00:08,927 We found him. 5 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:12,430 - So, we use FBI resources. - Then we bust this SOB. 6 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:14,349 I'm reading the news 7 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:17,102 and then suddenly your scary ass Pops is staring at me. 8 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,688 The Chaos Killer kidnapped the guy just like our other customers. 9 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:22,357 We'll be taking that tainted Utopium that we need to make the cure. 10 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:23,942 You said he knew where to find it. 11 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:26,236 Old high school buddy of mine was a drug dealer. 12 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,697 Him and this other dealer swallowed a bunch of condoms full of Utopium. 13 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:33,326 So we have two bodies packed full of tainted Utopium buried in a shallow grave. 14 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:36,246 We've narrowed the location to a single 100-acre field. 15 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,793 Welcome to Boba Chatt, the podcast of the Dark Side. 16 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:50,719 Kylo Ren. Emo brat, or supreme badass? Ravi! 17 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:51,845 Ravi! 18 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:56,975 - Ravi! - Kylo was the guy 19 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,727 who claims that Fall Out Boy was more than music. 20 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,812 I'm more scared of Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet 21 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:02,272 than Kylo Ren. 22 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:12,699 We did it! 23 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,744 Here he is! Huh? Zombie cure, here we come! 24 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,288 It isn't one of our guys. 25 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:22,542 Ours have been dead for nearly two years. 26 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:24,627 This one's only a couple of months gone. 27 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:27,964 Then who is this? 28 00:01:54,491 --> 00:01:55,408 Geo-whatting? 29 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:56,993 Geocaching. 30 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:58,995 It's a real world outdoor treasure hunting game. 31 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:01,915 Strangers leave caches, post the GPS coordinates, 32 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,583 and then people like us go out and find them. 33 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:04,793 That's what we were doing. 34 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:05,877 What sort of treasures? 35 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:07,545 Oh! Let's see. 36 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,173 Um, Matchbox cars, sets of crayons. 37 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,258 Yeah. I found a wheat penny once. 38 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:14,552 So treasures for children. 39 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:17,263 It's more about the joy of discovery. 40 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:19,390 Why do men climb mountains, Clive? 41 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,017 Because it tests their endurance, their courage, 42 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,728 their sense of themselves as men? 43 00:02:23,937 --> 00:02:25,980 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you drawing a comparison? 44 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,315 Clive? 45 00:02:27,524 --> 00:02:30,026 The victim appears to be in his 30s. 46 00:02:30,235 --> 00:02:32,070 One gunshot wound in his chest. One in his back. 47 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:36,241 No ID, but a coaster with a phone number. 48 00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:39,536 Maybe whoever's answered this number can ID our vic. 49 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:41,830 Major, can I have a word? 50 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:47,961 What can I do for you, Detective? 51 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,296 Some new evidence came to light in the Meat Cute case, 52 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:52,757 and I wanted to ask you a couple more questions. 53 00:02:52,966 --> 00:02:55,552 What do you suppose Clive is asking Major about? 54 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,886 Dunno. 55 00:02:57,095 --> 00:02:58,263 He didn't buy the geocaching story? 56 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:00,181 I thought he did, but who knows? 57 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,892 You were arrested for breaking into a man's car. 58 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:08,523 You said this man, Julien Dupont, was in possession of a human brain. 59 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,692 This was the same man you later claimed broke into your house. 60 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,652 Look, I said a lot of things, 61 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:14,988 and was urged to seek medical treatment. 62 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,448 By you, if I recall. 63 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,450 Well, good news. 64 00:03:19,659 --> 00:03:21,202 The doctors at the mental institution were able to cure me. 65 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:24,622 Realized it was all just in my head. 66 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,209 I had a vision last night, Ravi. 67 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:29,878 Yeah? 68 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,463 You know some idiot is moving in on Mr. Boss' drug trade? 69 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:34,257 That would explain the corner boys ending up in our drawers 70 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,425 with pocketfuls of lucky U. 71 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:36,926 That idiot is Blaine. 72 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,429 Are you sure? 73 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:42,473 In my vision, Blaine's flunky, Don E., was selling it. 74 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,477 These brains, man. 75 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:49,105 You handed me a Holocaust survivor. 76 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:51,357 You want me to describe some of my visions to you? 77 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,234 She was a classical violinist. 78 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:54,694 Go out and impress some ladies. 79 00:03:54,903 --> 00:03:56,029 Where's Natalie, man? 80 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:57,989 I'm a zombie. I'm not dead. 81 00:03:58,198 --> 00:03:59,741 Natalie's not available. 82 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:01,826 Work it out, Blaine. 83 00:04:02,035 --> 00:04:03,661 Or maybe the next story I publish in the paper 84 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:05,413 you won't like as much as the last one. 85 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,461 It's gonna be gross, isn't it? 86 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:13,338 He has been dead for a couple of months. 87 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:15,965 But I don't even know anyone who's died. 88 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:17,759 He had your phone number written on a coaster. 89 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,677 I'm afraid you're our only lead. 90 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:21,846 Okay. 91 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:22,972 Do it. 92 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:27,685 Oh! 93 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,565 Oh, this jackass. 94 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,359 You do know him? 95 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,819 Kind of. His name's Corey. 96 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:39,030 I hooked up with him a couple months ago. 97 00:04:39,239 --> 00:04:41,366 Dick never called me again. 98 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:43,618 Possibly because he was dead? 99 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:50,583 Yeah. You're right. That's probably why. 100 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:51,834 'Cause I know he had a good time. 101 00:04:53,378 --> 00:04:54,504 You know this Corey's last name? 102 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,297 Mmm-mmm. 103 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:58,091 He was just a guy I'd always see at Possibilities. 104 00:04:58,299 --> 00:04:59,634 - That's a bar? - Yeah. 105 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:00,760 Did he work there? 106 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:05,640 No. He was an FBI agent. 107 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,559 He was in Seattle infiltrating a gang of bank robbers. 108 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:14,065 I'll run this by Bozzio. 109 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:17,193 If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right? 110 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:20,655 Thank you for your help, Miss Schafer. 111 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:21,823 I'll show you out. 112 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:23,533 Bye. 113 00:05:24,701 --> 00:05:25,994 You realize this Corey's brain 114 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,578 could lead us to the tainted Utopium? 115 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:28,871 How do you figure? 116 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,206 Well, it stands to reason there aren't multiple killers 117 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:31,666 dumping bodies in the same field. 118 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,501 So whoever executed this FBI agent... 119 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:36,462 Probably also murdered the two guys we've been digging for. 120 00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:38,089 Find Corey's killer... 121 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:39,799 And maybe we can get him to tell us where he buried 122 00:05:40,008 --> 00:05:41,592 Drake's high school buddy and his friend. 123 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,886 What better time to be on FBI agent brain. 124 00:05:58,026 --> 00:06:01,070 Would Bozzio even know if the FBI sent an agent to Seattle 125 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,239 who was working deep undercover? 126 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:06,951 She says if an agent had been missing for a couple months, she would. 127 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,703 This Corey guy's not FBI. 128 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,081 You know, I used to bartend. 129 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,416 You never mentioned that. 130 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,126 Yeah. 131 00:06:15,335 --> 00:06:17,295 At this island-themed place called Jamaican Me Thirsty. 132 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,048 The bartenders were the show, juggling bottles, 133 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:22,425 making drinks blindfolded, dancing on the bar. 134 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:24,719 I was kind of a big deal. 135 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:27,680 Don't bother looking for the place now. 136 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,265 Wasn't planning to. 137 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:31,059 Went under back in '09. 138 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:35,104 I invented the Orgasm, Clive. 139 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:37,273 Amaretto. 140 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:39,609 Irish Cream whiskey. Coffee liqueur. That was me. 141 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,155 Seattle PD. 142 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:47,116 Do you recognize this man? 143 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:48,618 Give a girl a little warning. 144 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,247 Yeah, that's Big Fish. 145 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,749 Hasn't been around in a while, though. 146 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,292 We were told his name was Corey. 147 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:58,378 Yeah, Corey Carp. 148 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,004 But everyone called him Big Fish. 149 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:02,173 Because he's a big guy and his name is Carp? 150 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:03,716 No. 151 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,968 Because everything out of his mouth was a lie. 152 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:07,053 Ah! 153 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,304 A fish story. 154 00:07:09,639 --> 00:07:10,515 How'd he die? 155 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:11,682 He was murdered. 156 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,059 The woman who identified his body 157 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,519 said she saw him here often. 158 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:16,312 Yeah. He worked for the company 159 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:18,689 that rents us all our arcade games. 160 00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:20,858 He'd come in a couple nights a week, collect all the quarters, 161 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,152 then he'd sit around and try and chat up the ladies. 162 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:24,695 He'd sniff out the drunkest girls 163 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:26,322 and tell them anything. 164 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:28,699 That he was a 9/11 first responder, 165 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:30,785 or that he was drafted by the Seahawks, 166 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,912 but blew out a knee before he ever played a snap. 167 00:07:33,121 --> 00:07:36,582 Or an FBI agent infiltrating a gang of bank robbers. 168 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:37,667 Yeah. 169 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:38,793 Stuff like that. 170 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,337 Too bad about Big Fish. Nice guy. 171 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:42,463 Hey. 172 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:44,507 What's up? 173 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:57,145 "Pinball Vintage Amusements. Pier 55. 8500 Alaskan Way." 174 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,814 You recognize that address? 175 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,899 Mr. Boss' warehouse. 176 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:04,402 Big Fish worked for Mr. Boss. 177 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,695 And now he's dead. 178 00:08:14,871 --> 00:08:17,832 Still the insolent boy. 179 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,919 I blame my upbringing. 180 00:08:22,128 --> 00:08:23,880 Clearly, I wasn't beaten enough as a child. 181 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:26,340 It remains my greatest regret. 182 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,302 Really? 183 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:32,263 So you're over losing out to Eva Braun, huh? 184 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:35,475 Why has my father's domestic help joined us for the reading of his will? 185 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,768 It was a stipulation he requested. 186 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:39,020 And it won't be a reading. 187 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,438 Not exactly. 188 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,440 Hmm. 189 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:46,110 To my dear friend, Frieda Bader, 190 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:49,780 who has served me loyally for 35 years, 191 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:52,950 I leave $10 million and the Lake Como estate. 192 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:54,911 And why not? 193 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,288 She only starved your son to punish him for tracking in mud. 194 00:08:57,497 --> 00:09:00,458 Gave away his dog when he was caught shoplifting bubblegum. 195 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,793 And you still believe that barking, shedding mutt 196 00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:04,921 was given away. 197 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,632 You never wondered why the rose bush in the south garden 198 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,008 grew so fast and full? 199 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,595 To my son, Blaine. 200 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:15,431 Blaine! Old man Newcomb's on the phone. 201 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,599 Handle it. 202 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,017 Says it's urgent. 203 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:21,604 Fine. We'll handle it. 204 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,361 To my son, Blaine, I leave the balance of my assets. 205 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:32,156 The houses in Seattle and Maui, the cabin in Whistler, 206 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:34,992 the controlling shares in Vantage Elite Properties. 207 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:37,203 In the following circumstances, however, 208 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,289 this section of the will becomes null. 209 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:46,796 If my death has resulted from foul play, 210 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:52,176 then all of my assets will be awarded to Frau Bader 211 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:55,805 and her descendants should she not outlive me. 212 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:58,724 He can't do this. 213 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,476 A prescient man, your father. 214 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,687 He was murdered by a serial killer! 215 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:05,147 Or anyone with a can of spray paint. 216 00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:06,941 Liquidate everything. 217 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,484 Deposit all funds to this account. 218 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:12,572 I'm contesting this. 219 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,074 You're welcome to. 220 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:19,662 But I can assure you, it's legally-binding. 221 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,421 Blaine, you need to come down here, quick! 222 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,506 Why's that, Don E? 223 00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,883 We blew one of our breakers, the fridge has been off 224 00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:34,760 and I think our brains went bad. 225 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:45,396 ♪ Happy birthday to you, Blaine 226 00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:47,607 ♪ I think this gift will make good... 227 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,859 It's not my birthday, Don E. 228 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,445 ♪...brain ♪ 229 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,905 Well, then maybe we should return your present. 230 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,881 Old man Newcomb trapped him in his panic room. 231 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,801 - It's the Chaos Killer. - What? 232 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,511 He had spray paint cans on him. 233 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,181 And this. 234 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,560 We meet again, old friend. 235 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:35,863 Ah! He's waking up. 236 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:42,995 Scott E? 237 00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:46,666 Nope. I'm flattered, though. That was one good-looking man. 238 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,170 Rise and shine, Major Bummer. 239 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,297 What do you think of my latest business venture? 240 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:56,050 Your girlfriend gives it her old zombie stamp of approval. 241 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,678 Liv doesn't... 242 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,472 No, she's totally down with me getting my brains from people that don't need them anymore. 243 00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,224 We're BFFs now. 244 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,726 Who else is gonna feed Seattle's zombies? 245 00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,978 At least until you kill them all, right? 246 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,063 I'm not killing... 247 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,818 The lying to save your life section comes later. 248 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:17,238 So, you're the Chaos Killer. 249 00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:18,656 Did you know that those are my customers 250 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,740 you've been taking out? 251 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,867 My income stream? 252 00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,160 I'm sure you did. 253 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,287 Don E. 254 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,832 How soon could you have a grave dug? 255 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,417 I have plans, actually. 256 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,086 A few hours. 257 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,754 Well, let's get 'er done. 258 00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:38,259 Bad news, brother. 259 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:41,679 Today is the last day of your life. 260 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,514 So you better get straight with your God, 261 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:44,932 'cause here comes the big one. 262 00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:47,143 You comfy in there? 263 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:50,896 I ask, because it's where you're going to be spending eternity. 264 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:54,525 But because I'm a forgiving man, 265 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,861 I'm willing to let you decide which way you go out. 266 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,696 There's quick and painless, 267 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,781 a bullet straight to the heart. 268 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,825 I know, a head shot would be quicker, 269 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,828 but that brain of yours is gonna fetch a pretty penny. 270 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,999 Or , we turn you into a zombie 271 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,252 and we bury you in this box, 272 00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:14,962 where you will suffer forever 273 00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,256 with an abiding hunger for brains 274 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:18,758 that you will never sate. 275 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:22,511 Wait. What do you want to know? 276 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,098 Well, it's obvious there's a leak in my organization. 277 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:29,059 I mean, how else are you finding my zombies? 278 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:32,229 Give me a name, and we'll go the quick route. 279 00:13:32,438 --> 00:13:33,731 Scout's honor. 280 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,526 Otherwise it is... 281 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:38,903 ...express train to Zombieland. 282 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,738 You're not a zombie, all right? 283 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,615 So what do you plan on doing with that finger? 284 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,161 Chief! 285 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,413 So, you've got zombie-dar. 286 00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:51,665 That explains so much. 287 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,459 Of course, you're not just wandering around the streets 288 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,752 waiting for it to go... 289 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,379 ...off. 290 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,094 Do you believe me now? Hmm? 291 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,888 The part about me turning you into a zombie? 292 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,141 I was given a list. 293 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,812 Three hundred names, all suspected zombies, 294 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:18,651 all connoisseurs of fake tans, hair dye and hot sauce. 295 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,946 My job was to figure out which ones were zombies and which ones weren't, 296 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,864 and get rid of the ones that are. 297 00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:26,033 I was told that if I didn't do it, 298 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,911 they would take out every single person on the list, 299 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,746 and they would start with Liv. 300 00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:34,542 Oh. Who's the "they"? 301 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,585 Let me know who's making you do this. 302 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,421 No. 303 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,383 You must have a pair on you the size of watermelons. 304 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:45,928 If I told you, you have no reason to keep me alive. 305 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,513 And aren't you a little bit interested to know 306 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,640 if you're on their list? 307 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,350 Maybe a few more hours in the dark 308 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,644 will make that quick death more appealing. 309 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,940 Close him up. I'm not going to miss you. 310 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,574 This pathological liar brain is gonna get me in trouble. 311 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:07,700 I can feel it. 312 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,034 Not with me. 313 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,036 I'll know the truth when I hear it. 314 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,454 Ahh! 315 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,123 I stand corrected. 316 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:17,710 - It's a bloodbath. - Oh, damn it. 317 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,086 I was afraid of that. 318 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,422 What am I looking at, Ravi? 319 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,173 Matricide. 320 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,843 These six young zombie rats are clones of New Hope. 321 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,929 The remains you see here are those of the mother that gave birth to them. 322 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:32,641 Apparently, the little clones decided it was time to switch from mother's milk to brains. 323 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:33,893 Why the clones? 324 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,103 When we find the tainted Utopium, 325 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,772 I'd prefer to test on rats, normal and zombie, rather than humans. 326 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,441 New Hope, like Blaine and Major, 327 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,526 became a zombie and was given the cure. 328 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:44,695 Her clone should give us the most accurate picture 329 00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:46,196 of what Blaine and Major can expect. 330 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,657 I'd hate to lose a perfectly good zombie rat. 331 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:49,867 Let's use Blaine as our guinea pig. 332 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,619 You don't really mean that. 333 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,454 What does he need to do to prove to you that he's the devil? 334 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,080 Put up a sign? 335 00:15:56,624 --> 00:16:00,210 - He's mocking us. - I really hate this guy. 336 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,670 I'm gonna keep up surveillance on him, 337 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,339 but he knows we're out there. 338 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,882 He can pull that hearse right up to their back door, 339 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,800 smuggle whatever he wants in and out. 340 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,470 Could there be a better front for a serial killer? 341 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,889 I mean, he can cremate bodies, bury bodies. 342 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,390 Hey. 343 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,892 Hey, Liv. What's up? 344 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,018 Clive didn't tell you? 345 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:18,395 About my lottery ticket? 346 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,522 First I've heard of it. 347 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,483 I hit five out of six numbers, and I only missed the sixth by one. 348 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:25,069 I was this close to $40 million. 349 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,820 Five out of six numbers, 350 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,530 I think that still wins you 50 grand or something like that. 351 00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,951 Oh shoot! 352 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:36,330 Why did I tear up my ticket? I just was so mad. 353 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,165 Live and learn, I guess. 354 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,086 That's very Zen of you. 355 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,088 Well, back to the salt mines. 356 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,048 You texted? 357 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,591 Yeah. 358 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,177 It turns out Corey Carp's $75,000 luxury sedan 359 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:52,096 has been in our impound lot for the past couple of months. 360 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,389 How did he afford... 361 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,057 Guess what we found in the trunk? 362 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,142 A goose that lays golden eggs? 363 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,270 Thirteen thousand quarters stashed in his spare tire wheel well. 364 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,439 What if he was skimming and Mr. Boss found out? 365 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:06,026 Well, that's one way to end up buried in a shallow grave. 366 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:09,613 Look, I know it's hard to feel bad for someone that grew up with a nanny, 367 00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:11,907 but I hope no one is picturing Mary Poppins here. 368 00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:15,452 Should we see what he wants? 369 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,413 I sure don't want my hole to go to waste. 370 00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,543 Yeah, Chief, "That's what she said." 371 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,711 Don't bother. 372 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,926 So? 373 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:32,261 Your customers aren't dead. 374 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:37,099 I can bring them back to you. Eventually. 375 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,475 They're not dead? 376 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:39,935 Hey, Blaine! You can get your dad back! 377 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,274 How badly do you want to see your dad again? 378 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,453 My handlers don't care which zombie I take out next 379 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,663 as long as I make my way steadily down my list. 380 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,540 And they have you freeze them? 381 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:05,669 - They think I'm killing them. - Killing sounds easier. 382 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,671 Yeah, except I'm not a murderer. 383 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549 I bet you tell that to all the families 384 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,009 grieving for their loved ones. 385 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,346 So, how did they find you? 386 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:19,058 Help wanted ad? "Zombie killer needed." 387 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,353 They knew Liv was a zombie. So they bugged her phone and learned stuff. 388 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:26,982 So who would want zombies gone, but want it done quietly? 389 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,152 I'll figure it out. 390 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,989 In the meantime, I'm gonna need my dad back. 391 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,824 God, do I miss that man. 392 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,622 Nope. Can't do it. You need me to show you a photo or... 393 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,333 No, I have no doubt which one is your dad. 394 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:48,253 Imperious, fancy dresser, owns a bust of himself. 395 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,005 That's the guy! 396 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:52,508 And from here on, I tell you which zombies you take out. 397 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,426 I think we could solve a few of each other's problems. 398 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,969 There's someone out there. 399 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,137 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 400 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,431 Hey. Hey. Hey. 401 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,267 It's the FBI, man. They've got a crush on me. 402 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,561 They've got it in their head that I'm the Chaos Killer. 403 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,856 You're gonna have to leave here the same way you came in, back of a hearse. 404 00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,274 Chief will take you. 405 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,944 All right. 406 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,070 Uh, Major. 407 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,655 Yeah? 408 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,324 I know where you live. 409 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:21,203 I know where Liv, um, lives. 410 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,039 Give me my dad or things are gonna get ugly fast, okay? 411 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,753 How can you not see it? 412 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,672 Sorry, mate. Not sure I follow. 413 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,549 She takes on certain personality traits 414 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,759 of the victims we're investigating. 415 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,636 Now, I do my best to roll with it, 416 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,681 figure it helps her get in tune, psychically-speaking. 417 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,016 If you say so, um... 418 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,227 Right now, for instance, the guy we're investigating is a pathological liar. 419 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,728 - She... - Lunch is here! 420 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,939 Finally. Did you get lost? 421 00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:50,899 I would've been back sooner, 422 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,985 but the guy in front of me in line had a mild heart attack. 423 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,863 I had to administer CPR, wait for paramedics... 424 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,158 He'll survive, but your kung pao chicken may be cold. 425 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,160 Then it would be small of me to complain. 426 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,744 Ballistics came back. 427 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,496 The gun found buried with Big Fish 428 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,665 matches an unsolved murder from last year. 429 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,128 Popeye Collier. Dock worker. 430 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,754 He witnessed a Utopium shipment 431 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,048 arrive from Hong Kong, 432 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,801 was gonna testify against the men from Mr. Boss' crew he saw unloading it. 433 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,052 He was killed in his home. 434 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,721 Looked like a professional hit. 435 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,057 That's Terrell Johnson. 436 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,476 Captured at the murder scene, covered in Collier's blood. 437 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,145 Ex-con. 438 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,980 No weapon was found though, 439 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,566 and there was no gunshot residue on Terrell's hands. 440 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,778 I talked to Lieutenant Devore who handled the Collier case back when she was in Vice. 441 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:40,282 She said they were sure Johnson was the killer, just couldn't make it stick. 442 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,287 Terrell Johnson could be a hitman working for Boss. 443 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,164 If he's taken out two of Boss' enemies, 444 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,626 he's probably taken out a lot more. 445 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,587 Devore said Terrell disappeared without a trace after the trial, 446 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,299 but... I've tracked him down. 447 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,595 Terrell Johnson? Seattle PD, we'd like to talk. 448 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,597 Has this seemed like the longest day? 449 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:12,856 What do you want? 450 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,149 You know this man? 451 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,986 Name's Corey Carp. Goes by "Big Fish." 452 00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,446 No. Why? 453 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,073 He was murdered. 454 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,036 The same gun that was used as the Popeye Collier murder. 455 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:30,332 You want to talk to me, I'm gonna be needing a lawyer present. 456 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,383 - Any visions? - No. But he sure felt like our guy. 457 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:43,136 I'm not disputing that Bonnie and Clyde are like family to you, 458 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,432 but the IRS doesn't allow you to claim pit bulls as dependents. 459 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,686 But I'm their sole provider. 460 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,605 I know, but I always advise my clients 461 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,565 to stay on the right side of the law. 462 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:56,858 Hey, Boss. 463 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,027 Our friend in the SPD just called. 464 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:02,406 Detectives working the Big Fish case like Terrell Johnson for it. 465 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:03,490 They tracked the guy down. 466 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:04,574 They do, huh? 467 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,118 Want me to handle it? 468 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,037 Where's Drake? 469 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,165 You feel that? 470 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,253 It's a tumor. 471 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,631 It's not a toomah. It's a muscle. 472 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,967 You could have it removed, but then you'd only have a five pack. 473 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,176 It's too risky. 474 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,886 You're not taking me seriously. 475 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:27,264 You already told me you're on hypochondriac brain. 476 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,432 You should've kept that to yourself 477 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,683 if you wanted more sympathy. 478 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,435 Blaine gives all the best brains, 479 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,271 the people with the fun obits, to his paying customers. 480 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,398 His hired help gets the leftovers. 481 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,194 I want you to be careful down there. 482 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:44,281 Blaine is selling Utopium out of Shady Plots. I'm sure of it. 483 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,783 He's taking on Mr. Boss. 484 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:49,828 You almost had me. 485 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,164 Pathological liar brain. I'm gonna have to be careful. 486 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,249 No. This is the truth. 487 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,500 You need to watch your back. 488 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,510 - Major? - Hey. 489 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,722 You're not really palling around with Blaine, are you? 490 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,106 What makes you think I've been palling around with Blaine? 491 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,025 Well, it must've been when he said you two were BFFs now. 492 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,861 Shh. My roommate's sleeping. 493 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,446 What are you doing palling around with Blaine? 494 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:26,073 I'm not. 495 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,825 Look, I'm taking my grandmother on a tour of cemeteries, 496 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,703 - and surprise, surprise... - You visited Shady Plots. 497 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,330 So you do know what he's up to. 498 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,290 But I'm not palling around with him. 499 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,376 One of the weird, um, "perks" of my job 500 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,668 is that I get to know just about 501 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:39,920 every funeral director in the city. 502 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,255 You didn't tell me. 503 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,049 Yeah, because I thought you might do something unwise with the information. 504 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,760 Drop by the grenade store. 505 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,096 Okay, look, anything I might do to him, 506 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,555 he'd deserve. 507 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:54,810 No arguments here, but you've gotta know that he serves a purpose. 508 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,520 He's in charge of feeding Seattle's zombies. 509 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,188 That's his gig. 510 00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,481 At least now he's doing it without murdering people. 511 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,983 - Okay. You need to move. - What? 512 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,318 He thought it would be cute to mention that 513 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:04,820 he knows here you live. 514 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,780 Look, just a building 515 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,657 with a doorman and security cameras. 516 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:09,908 He knows where I work, too. 517 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:10,992 So... 518 00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,702 Oh. 519 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,913 - You have company? - Sorry? 520 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,290 It seems like there's someone moving around in your bedroom. 521 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,042 Oh, no. That's... That's my brother. 522 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,253 Oh, really? So, uh, you... 523 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,462 You two have patched things up. 524 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:23,964 Everything's hunky-dory. 525 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,882 It must be if you're having slumber parties. 526 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:28,051 His buddy dropped him off here. 527 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,178 Evan tied one on, and he's crashing here, 528 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,848 so that he doesn't have to face Mom until he's sobered up. 529 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,933 And you know he's allergic to pet dander, so... 530 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:38,353 - Oh, I didn't, actually. - Yeah. 531 00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:41,148 And my roommate is dog-sitting her uncle's mini golden doodle. 532 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,066 So cute. The dog, not the uncle. 533 00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:44,901 Anyway, there's dog hair all over the couch, 534 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:47,779 - and if Evan even gets close... - Okay. Yeah, I got it. 535 00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:50,198 Long story short, I am sleeping on the couch tonight. 536 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,867 But I should get back to Evan 537 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,828 because I was just on a mission to get his puke bucket. 538 00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,706 Thank you for worrying about me. 539 00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,875 - Oh, yeah. - All right. 540 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,793 I'm sorry for swinging by so late. 541 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,254 Tell Evan hi for me. 542 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:10,635 Sorry that took so long. 543 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,721 Oh, it's no biggie. Work called. 544 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,140 G-Rad got attacked by a drunk bachelorette. 545 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,517 Girl nearly took his eye out with a penis straw. 546 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:21,605 They need me to go down there and cover the door. 547 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:25,233 How about dinner tomorrow? I make a mean brain ziti. 548 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:28,570 Yeah. Sounds great. Wait. Is that another lie? 549 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:29,696 Hand to God. 550 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,741 I'll leave the key under the mat 551 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,868 in case you beat me here. 552 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:38,371 And if you want to bring another girl, we can make it a real party. 553 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,081 Cool. 554 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,085 That last part was a lie. 555 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:45,420 I know. 556 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,386 You wanted to see me, Boss? 557 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,388 You've been with us for about a year-and-a-half now, Drake. 558 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,475 You work hard, but even better, you work smart. 559 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,977 I think it's about time we gave you more to do around here, huh? 560 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:02,354 You ready to pop that cherry? 561 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:04,898 I don't even need to be sweet-talked. 562 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:08,151 Terrell Johnson. He lives at 555 Brooksbank. 563 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,655 By tomorrow, that should no longer be a true statement. 564 00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:13,615 No problem. What did he do? 565 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,534 Does it matter? 566 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:16,952 Not even a little bit. 567 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,790 He took out one of our guys. 568 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,709 Looks like he's got it in his head to settle old scores. 569 00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,298 Everyone lies. 570 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:33,760 It's a coping mechanism. A key survival trait. 571 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:39,099 Show me someone who always tells the truth, and I'll show you a weirdo. 572 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:40,809 But maybe the most dangerous lies 573 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,435 are the ones we tell ourselves. 574 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,356 That boy you like? 575 00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:48,900 The one who gets shot, the one who hangs out with Don E. and Blaine 576 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,444 and disappears in the middle of the night. 577 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,406 You've never seen his place or met his friends. 578 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:18,680 Babineaux. 579 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,181 Clive, it's me. I had a vision. 580 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,850 Terrell was lying. He knew Big Fish. 581 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,227 He did? 582 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:28,189 Big Fish saw Terrell bent over Popeye Collier's dead body, blood on his hands. 583 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:29,983 Big Fish could've put Terrell away for murder. 584 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,610 That has to be why Terrell killed him. 585 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,612 We should drop back in on Terrell. 586 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,405 I can swing by first thing. 587 00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:37,324 Great. I'll be ready. 588 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:40,076 Oh, and Clive, if you can, pick me up a soy vanilla latte. 589 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:43,705 There's this new study that says caffeine helps stimulate psychic activity. 590 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,415 Clive? 591 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,000 Clive! 592 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:57,469 Hey, Terrell. 593 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:01,973 Mr. Boss sent me. 594 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,725 I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 595 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,071 Mr. Johnson? It's Detective Babineaux. 596 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:19,616 - Mr. Johnson! - The door's ajar. Can't we just go in? 597 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,996 Mr. Johnson! Seattle PD. 598 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,499 Show yourself. 599 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:30,377 Mr. Johnson! 600 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,509 I'm gonna check the back. Stay here. 601 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:01,282 Liv. Come here. 602 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:07,956 Someone left in a hurry? 603 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,085 Check out this laptop. 604 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,755 He was researching flights to Mexico. 605 00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:17,841 All of them leaving the first thing this morning. 606 00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:20,301 Looks like our visit motivated him to get the hell out of Dodge. 607 00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:23,430 An innocent man doesn't hightail it to Mexico. 608 00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:25,181 I'll call Homeland Security. 609 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,891 We should be able to have someone waiting for him 610 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,269 if he gets on one of these flights. 611 00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:33,022 Ooh, I could do blood dripping out of the corners of your mouth. 612 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,607 Make you even scarier. 613 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,942 That's not really the object. 614 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:39,738 A warning. Your dad's still frozen. 615 00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:47,412 I guess someone's gotta make an obligatory popsicle joke, right? 616 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:52,000 No? When did it get so highbrow in here? 617 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:55,712 Hey, this isn't for my benefit, right? 618 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,380 I still know you're not a zombie. 619 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,966 Ah, but it's only a matter of time, though, isn't it? 620 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:02,385 If we're on the same path as Ravi's test rat? 621 00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:03,762 We might as well get comfortable with it. 622 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:13,730 Oh! They're so cute when they're sleeping. 623 00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:16,441 So, I held up my end of the bargain. 624 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:18,902 You? 625 00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:20,862 Why do you think I went through all of this trouble? 626 00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:26,451 Jeremy Chu. Our friend in the fourth estate. 627 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:28,661 Welcome to Shady Plots. 628 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,790 Hmm, a funeral home. 629 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,167 I should've known that's how you were getting your brains. 630 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:37,754 Well, how else would one manage it? 631 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:42,550 I appreciate your patience in regards to our sudden dearth in undead courtesans. 632 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:46,221 Luckily, there's always a few ladies dying to join the team. 633 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,391 - Well, hello. - Hi, there. 634 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,602 I'm Candy. 635 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:54,729 There's a Rolling Stones lyric. 636 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:58,191 "You could make a dead man..." 637 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,197 You see? Wasn't that easier? 638 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,534 Now, for the real makeup job. 639 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:11,204 Little help here? 640 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,499 Where's the big zombie? 641 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,885 - This is Drake. - Leave a message. 642 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:30,473 Hey, it's me. I thought you were coming over for dinner. 643 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:32,725 Text me so I know you're alive? 644 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:36,187 Unless I'm being ghosted. In which case that would defeat the purpose. 645 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:50,869 Ah, frack! 646 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,503 Fish. You don't gotta do this. 647 00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,812 Hey. It's just me. 648 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,731 I'm sorry I'm getting here so late. 649 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,649 I saw you. 650 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,943 The night you were shot. 651 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,320 You didn't tell me the whole story, did you? 652 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,574 You're an accessory to the murder I'm investigating. 653 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,209 So Don E. killed Big Fish, 654 00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:43,046 and Big Fish killed our two would-be Utopium smugglers. 655 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:45,465 Vic Parisi and Lonny Evans. 656 00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:48,384 And when Big Fish found out that Don E. and Drake were looking for their bodies, 657 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:49,677 he tried to kill them, too. 658 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:50,845 That's great! 659 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,847 How is that great? 660 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:55,391 Don E. is the killer that Clive and I have been looking for, 661 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,560 but Don E. knows all about zombies. 662 00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,729 And he shot Big Fish in defense of my boyfriend, 663 00:32:59,938 --> 00:33:02,065 who, by the way, helped bury Big Fish's body. 664 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:03,441 That's obstruction at least. 665 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,568 Okay. So not so great on that front. 666 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:08,571 But we know somewhere in those Big Fish memories in your head, 667 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,114 you likely have the information 668 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:11,824 about where our Utopium smugglers are buried. 669 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:14,202 You just have to trigger the vision. 670 00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:17,997 I know. That's why I'm meeting Drake at his high school buddy Vic's place later. 671 00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:19,415 He's gonna get me in the house, 672 00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:21,668 and, with any luck, the magic'll happen. 673 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:22,961 What's the Missy Elliott song, 674 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:24,379 "Cerebellum, don't fail me now"? 675 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:26,214 I don't think that's how it goes. 676 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:30,134 I've got an update on the Big Fish homicide. 677 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:32,220 Our guy Terrell Johnson? He's on the lam. 678 00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:34,347 His passport and ID were missing from his house. 679 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:36,182 Most of his clothes were gone, too. 680 00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:37,850 All signs point to Mexico. 681 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,978 Hmm. 682 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,813 Cops start sniffing around, so he bought himself a one way ticket. 683 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,231 I'll put out an APB and I'll... 684 00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,191 Homeland Security can look for Johnson. 685 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:47,276 He's not your problem anymore. 686 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:50,446 Keep the coffee fresh until another homicide lands on your desk. 687 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:54,993 - They're K cups. - Clive. 688 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:59,288 I just can't win with that woman. 689 00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:01,374 Check out this Shady Plots surveillance photo. 690 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,626 It's blurry, it won't hold up in court, but it could be something. 691 00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:06,713 That's Blaine, obviously. 692 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,674 But the other guy. Doesn't it kind of look like... 693 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:10,967 Major. 694 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,726 I'm here. Where are you? 695 00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:22,228 I'm so sorry, Liv. I can't make it. 696 00:34:22,437 --> 00:34:24,897 I swear to God it feels like I'm having an appendicitis. 697 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,859 I know it's the brain, but I feel like I'm dying. 698 00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:30,903 As soon as I'm on another brain, we'll drop by Vic's, okay? 699 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,071 Seriously? 700 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,614 Oh, God. Yes. 701 00:34:33,823 --> 00:34:37,118 Okay. Feel better soon. Bye. 702 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:38,244 Bye. 703 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:43,291 Hello? 704 00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:44,417 Mrs. Parisi? 705 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,170 I'm Amy Allen. 706 00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:51,257 I don't mean to bother you, I was hoping to talk to you. 707 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,508 About your son, Vic. 708 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:56,137 I'm truly sorry for your loss. 709 00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:59,348 My boyfriend was a friend of Vic's back in high school, Drake Holloway. 710 00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:01,267 Drake who? 711 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:02,435 Holloway. 712 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:05,980 Uh, I don't know who that is. 713 00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:10,401 - Oh. - But sometimes I think Vic had a whole secret life. 714 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,278 Oh. 715 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:16,783 Well, uh, the reason Drake suggested coming to see you 716 00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:19,035 is I'm a reporter. 717 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:21,746 I'm working on a story for Stars and Stripes about decorated war heroes 718 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:24,582 who struggled to find work upon returning home. 719 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:27,627 I was hoping to talk to you about Vic. 720 00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:29,378 Sure. Come on in. 721 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:35,384 It's been nearly two years since Vic went missing. 722 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:38,346 Probably took me about half that to admit to myself he was dead. 723 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:45,770 Do you have any more recent pictures of Vic, 724 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:48,981 maybe from his service or after he got back? 725 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,233 Sure. 726 00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:59,867 That's his platoon in Fallujah and this one's from his welcome home party. 727 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:02,787 And here he is with his best friend Lonny. 728 00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:12,004 - Please! You don't have to do this! - Arghh! 729 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,560 He survived so much over there. 730 00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:28,020 Lost his leg. 731 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,898 However he died, I hope he wasn't afraid. 732 00:36:31,107 --> 00:36:34,735 I hope it was quick, and he didn't see it coming. 733 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,532 I'm sure it was. 734 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:44,662 Sorry. I'm gonna go grab a tissue. 735 00:36:50,585 --> 00:36:52,211 Hello. 736 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:55,715 Ravi, I know where to dig. 737 00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:58,217 He's buried by a swing set. 738 00:36:58,426 --> 00:37:01,429 I can't tell you how badly we needed this news right now. 739 00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:02,638 Why? What's wrong? 740 00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:03,931 It's New Hope. 741 00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,476 She died this afternoon. 742 00:37:07,685 --> 00:37:09,437 - So Major. - And Blaine. 743 00:37:09,645 --> 00:37:11,731 They're on borrowed time now. 744 00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:14,066 We need to find that one-legged corpse ASAP. 745 00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:37,548 Daddy? 746 00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:40,384 You've come back to us. 747 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:43,804 After 50 years of praying, here you are. 748 00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:47,058 You missed it all. 749 00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:50,603 The Zombie Apocalypse, the Rapture, 750 00:37:50,811 --> 00:37:54,690 the Ginger Rapture, the Great Floods of '28 and '44. 751 00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:57,318 Blaine? Is that you? 752 00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,320 Quick! 753 00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:01,405 We've got to get you out of here before Dr. Zaius catches us! 754 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:03,491 You see, winter is coming! 755 00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:08,037 Son! 756 00:38:08,246 --> 00:38:09,747 Please! 757 00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:12,833 Help me! 758 00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:17,421 "Please help me." 759 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:20,800 Where have I heard that before? 760 00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:25,137 I know. I said it. 761 00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:28,432 "Daddy, please help me. 762 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,018 " Frau Bader beat me. 763 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:34,772 "Please help me, 764 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:35,856 " Frau Bader made me clean the kitchen floor 765 00:38:36,065 --> 00:38:37,358 "with my tongue. 766 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:40,611 " Frau Bader locked me in a dog crate all day." 767 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:45,866 You gave that woman $100 million! 768 00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:51,122 I see. 769 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,499 How long have I been out? A few days? 770 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:58,045 If Frieda is getting all my money, 771 00:38:58,254 --> 00:39:00,089 that means people think I'm dead 772 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,509 and that I , 773 00:39:03,718 --> 00:39:06,470 forgive my inability to make air quotes, 774 00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:07,805 died mysteriously. 775 00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:14,854 And now your feelings are hurt because I had the temerity 776 00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:17,523 to include a provision in my will 777 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:20,192 that has further evidenced 778 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:24,864 the remarkable foresight on which my company was built! 779 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:28,826 You know, someone should teach you how to humblebrag. 780 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:31,120 People might hate you less. 781 00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:34,498 And for what it's worth, I didn't "kill you." 782 00:39:34,707 --> 00:39:36,751 I just negotiated for your body. 783 00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:41,964 For this. This moment. For the joy it gives me. 784 00:39:46,052 --> 00:39:48,346 Are you ready for your close up, Poppy dearest? 785 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,514 You're about to make a new video will. 786 00:39:50,723 --> 00:39:52,183 No, son. I am not. 787 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,019 Because I know you. 788 00:39:59,023 --> 00:40:02,193 You don't have the stomach to do what's necessary. 789 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,988 I guess we'll never know. 790 00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:08,783 You see, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a sandwich, 791 00:40:08,991 --> 00:40:10,910 leave you with a couple of friends! 792 00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:16,332 You might remember Chief? 793 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,708 You had him shot in the face. 794 00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,628 Oh, and Candy. 795 00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:23,214 You tortured her, cut off her fingers. 796 00:40:25,049 --> 00:40:26,467 Have fun, you guys. 797 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,469 Come find me when he's ready to make a new will. 798 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,097 Oh, and avoid the face. 799 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:33,099 We wanna leave him camera-ready. 800 00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:35,935 Blaine. 801 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:39,980 Son! 802 00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:44,276 Son! 803 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:56,414 Right around here. 804 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,498 Oh! 805 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,502 Whoo-hoo. Whoo! 806 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:46,964 Yeah! 807 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:49,717 Whoo! 808 00:41:53,721 --> 00:41:54,722 Yay!