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BRAIN TEASER
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The Seahawks, my man, that's who.
Legion of Boom.
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Twelfth man.
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[imitates crowd cheering]
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Russell Wilson, back there scrambling,
pulling rabbits out of hats. [chuckles]
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Hey, you wanna come over
and watch the combine?
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You know, uh, let me see
what I'm doing that night.
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You know, it kills me, man.
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It just... It kills me that we're playing
our home games in Tacoma.
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Stupid zombies. Stupid wall.
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-Hey, Clint.
-Why'd they have to choose Seattle?
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They should've taken
their filthy virus to New England.
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Scratch some of those
chowder-slurping sons of bitches, huh?
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[Russ] Hicks!
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Awfully chatty over here, boys.
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You meeting your quotas?
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Always.
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That's what I like to hear. Carry on.
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Stupid zombies. Stupid wall.
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[man over PA] This is a quarantined zone.
Violators will be shot.
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For your safety, vacate this zone at once.
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This is a quarantined zone.
Violators will be shot.
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For your safety, vacate this zone at once.
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[Blaine] Gotta hand it
to the Red, White and Blue. One day, they decide to wall off the city,
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and 72 hours later,
we're living in Baghdad.
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-No one goes over tonight, Dugan!
-Yes, sir!
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Let's see what I got for you this time.
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Two of your officers
enjoy playing high-stakes poker.
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Croslin and Carney are their names.
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And they are in deep to a bookie
they call "The Barber."
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Sinclair! Look alive.
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What else?
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Uh, word is that watered-down brain tubes
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are being sold for 40 bucks a pop
in the back alleys of Seattle.
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You've got a leak in your food chain.
Someone's getting rich.
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Commander. It's here.
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Excellent. What else?
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All right, here's a riddle for you.
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I own a cemetery.
One of my backhoes goes down,
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and I'm finding it very difficult
to rent digging equipment.
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Why do you think that is?
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Where might one want to dig to?
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All right, you can stay open another week.
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Look, it's not like
I don't enjoy our strolls.
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You've really started opening up to me.
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But having to bring you
these little nuggets of information
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like I'm your stool pigeon
isn't exactly my style.
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I could just close down your businesses.
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[scoffs]
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All right, well,
this will have to remain our arrangement.
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Hey, man, do you even use
the information that I...
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What the cuss?
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Is that a guillotine?
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Of sorts. It's a guillotine for zombies.
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But why? We're zombies.
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Zero tolerance. That's our message.
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Message received.
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[theme music playing]
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I work in a brain processing plant,
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and it was the gnarliest thing
I've ever seen.
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Clint always volunteered to--
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That's Clint Hicks, the victim?
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Yeah. Clint Hicks. He volunteered
to pick up some extra hours,
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cleaning the equipment
after hours each night.
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It's nasty work.
I don't know how he did it.
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Oh...
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Sorry, no offense.
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Oh, none taken. I think.
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I mean, you'd probably enjoy
licking the brain bowls clean,
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but Fillmore-Graves
doesn't let zombies work the line.
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Too much temptation.
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Makes sense.
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Anyways, Kelly, that's Clint's wife,
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she called security last night
at 2:00 in the morning,
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says he hasn't come home.
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Security comes down here
and finds him in the grinder.
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I believe I've arrived
at a cause of death.
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"Ground up in a giant mixing bowl."
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No. Wait a minute.
Let me recheck my work.
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Yeah. "Ground to death in a mixing bowl."
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Mr. Perales,
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how long have you been working
across from Mr. Hicks?
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Um, ever since the plant opened,
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right after the world
got turned upside down.
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So, what's that, uh, three months?
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Nearly four. You know anyone
who might've wanted to kill him?
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Well, he wasn't real keen on zombies.
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Any particular reason?
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Thing you gotta know is that
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he's the biggest Seahawks fan
you've ever met.
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I've met a lot of crazy Seahawk fans.
Didn't mean they hated zombies.
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Yeah, but before everyone
got turned into zombies,
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Clint had his dream job
at CenturyLink Field.
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And then, boom. We're a zombie town.
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After that, instead of a job he loved,
he's packaging human brains by day,
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cleaning them
out of the grinders by night.
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He was always complaining about zombies.
Sometimes a little too loud.
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I mean, the Fillmore-Graves guys here
aren't the warmest dudes.
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean like "warmest,"
I just meant like...
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No. Of course. I'm fine.
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I just meant they're not friendly.
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This new world's gonna take
some getting used to.
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Why bother? Someone's probably
going to nuke us any day now.
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-[music playing]
-[whistle blowing]
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-[crowd cheering]
-[whistle blowing]
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[sighs in relief]
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[door opening] Sir.
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Sir!
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I know you're aware of the curfew.
No one out on the streets after midnight.
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Come on, man. Check this out.
I met this girl at the club...
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-[man 1] Go home!
-[man 2] You suck!
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-Zombie scum!
-You freaks!
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-No.
-Come on, let's go.
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[screaming]
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[man 1 grunting]
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Let me go, you undead freak.
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I baked your buddies good, didn't I?
Didn't I?
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Major. Come.
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Sit.
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Yes, sir.
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I hear last night was eventful.
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Gully and Chu were hit
by a Molotov cocktail,
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but they'll be okay in a couple of weeks.
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And I hear you caught
one of our human terrorist friends.
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What do they call themselves?
"Human Shield?" "Up With People?"
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"Dead Enders."
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We're not sure he's a member.
I mean, the kid's only 15.
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Well, that kind of segues right into
what I wanted to talk to you about.
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We noticed you have
a background in youth counseling.
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Yeah.
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Well, there's a problem in this city
you must've noticed.
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Young zombies.
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They're homeless
because their parents kicked them out.
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They're starting to roam around in packs.
Packs become gangs.
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We need productive, contributing zombies,
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fully integrated into
the fabric of the city.
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You think you can give me that?
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I can give it a shot.
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Excellent.
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[Blaine] Chase Graves, man.
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What's he got that I don't got, Dad?
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Oh, that's right. An army.
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-[splashing]
-What's that old proverb?
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"Mo' money, mo' problems."
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I want to expand, Pop,
but he's got me by the short and curlies.
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He could shut me down any day.
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And this whole business
of me having to seek him out every week
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to feed him dirt from the street,
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like I'm some sort of two-bit
street hustler, is humiliating.
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It's a shame
you raised me to like nice things.
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Love you. Mean it. Ciao.
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Dino! Chop, chop. Let's go.
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This is the one.
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Check it out. [laughs]
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Russell Wilson, I would have your babies.
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Try to dial it down a bit, Liv.
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Let's not remind them
that zombie cops eat their loved ones.
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Zombies are the worst.
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Pale-ass, brain-eating bitches.
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Looks like they just put this poster here
to cover up some gang taggings.
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Yes? Mrs. Hicks?
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Yes.
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We're with the Seattle PD. Homicide.
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We'd like to come in
and ask you a few questions. Do you mind?
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So, you clocked out at the plant
at 6:00 p.m. Is that right?
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Thereabouts, yeah.
It'd be on my time card.
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What time does your husband
usually get home from his cleaning duties?
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Uh, about 9:00. Could you set that down?
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A Seahawks salt shaker?
It's pretty damn awesome. [chuckles]
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[Clive] Liv.
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Sorry, Mom. I guess I missed that one.
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Detective Babineaux and, um...
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Assistant Medical Examiner Moore.
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...are just asking some questions.
This is my son, Zorn. Like Jim Zorn?
The Hawks' QB from '76 to '84?
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That's the guy.
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I take it you're not on
the Seahawks bandwagon.
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Not since February 1st, 2015.
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What happened?
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Super Bowl XLIX.
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Patriots, 28. Seahawks, 24.
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That game ruined my dad.
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After that day, he became
completely single-minded.
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If it wasn't about the Seahawks,
he wasn't interested.
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Zorn, where were you
when your father was murdered?
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I was right here with Mom.
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So, the two of you
were here together all night?
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That's right.
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We understand that
Clint might not have had
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the most enlightened views about zombies.
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Who needs enlightenment, am I right?
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I guess what we're asking is
whether your husband
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might've had any run-ins with zombies.
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None that he told me about,
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but he was in a bit of a war
with this one guy from work.
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A war?
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Well, it started as smack talk,
but it got out of hand.
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The last thing I heard was
this guy keyed Clint's car.
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Wrote something that
riled up my husband.
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You remember what it said?
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"Richard Sherman
is an average cornerback."
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-What?
-Liv...
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That's kind of a lengthy thought
to express in that, um, particular medium.
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Yeah, well, they really hated each other.
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Doc Greeley's his name.
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He's from San Francisco.
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San Francisco?
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San Fran, baby. City by the bay.
How are we superior?
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Uh, well, first thing
that springs to mind is
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at least we don't have
10,000 zombies walled in with us.
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I'm about to give you
49 reasons you're an idiot.
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Oh, yeah? Golden Gate or Space Needle?
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That's what I thought. Boom.
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Monorail or no monorail? Suck it.
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[Clive clears throat]
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Clint's widow says that you keyed
something about Richard Sherman
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-on the hood of Clint's car.
-[Liv scoffs]
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Sherman would light you up, son.
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It's because he spray-painted
"Go Hawks" on the top of my car.
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[chuckling]
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I'm a Niners fan, okay?
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I... I have a sticker on my car, sure,
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but, like most of America,
it's because I hate the Seahawks.
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I hate how cocky they are.
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It ain't cocky if you can back it up.
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It's true. They're awful.
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Where were you the night of the murder?
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At home.
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-Alone?
-Yeah.
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-All night?
-Yes.
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Show him, Clive.
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What am I looking at here?
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That's the parking lot where you work.
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And this is security footage
taken of the parking lot
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the night of Clint's murder.
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You didn't know
there was a camera there, did you?
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Note the time code
at the bottom of the screen.
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It's right in the two-hour window
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our medical examiners
have given us for time of death.
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[Liv] Hmm.
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[Clive] Pretty obvious
that's your white 2015 Sonata.
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You failed to mention that
you drove back to work
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on the night of the murder.
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That seems like a big omission.
245
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,529
Look, I'm being set up here.
246
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,822
Typical Niners fan.
247
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,993
It's never your fault.
"It's the ref's. It's the injuries."
248
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:52,248
I got home that night
and found 20 brain tubes in my bag.
249
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,416
I don't know how they got there.
250
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,834
But you don't want to know
251
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,963
the punishment for stealing brains.
252
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,467
I went back to work to put them back.
253
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,177
Why'd you lie to us?
254
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,138
He's a Niners fan, Clive.
They do dumb things.
255
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,182
They re-signed Blaine Gabbert,
for God sakes.
256
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,642
Oh, I'm sorry, you want to talk "dumb"?
257
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,602
"Dumb," like running off Jim Harbaugh?
258
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,939
At least we would've known
you run Marshawn Lynch
259
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,025
against a gassed
New England defensive line,
260
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,696
when you have three downs
to win the mother-freaking Super Bowl.
261
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,160
Liv. Remain calm.
262
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,371
You're going full-on zombie.
263
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,959
It's called "beast mode."
264
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,213
We meet at the same time every day.
265
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,257
Where are Clive and Liv?
266
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,675
[exhaling]
267
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,219
Oh, good. Everything okay?
268
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,723
We like this guy we brought in
for the brain-factory killing.
269
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,516
A 49ers fan.
270
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,103
We're gonna hold him for a full 48
until we can get a search warrant
271
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,688
to see if we can seal this up tight.
272
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,398
Sounds good.
273
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,775
Halpern and Schumacker,
how's it going on the John Doe
274
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,860
they found on the east wall?
275
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,696
All I know so far is our John Doe
watched a lot of porn.
276
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,156
[chuckling]
277
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,451
So, you and me, we're getting
the smarty-pants? Physics professor at U-Dub.
Everything points to the wife.
278
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,247
Not sure if I even need to eat the brain.
279
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,834
Well, might be nice riding around
with my intellectual equal.
280
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,503
Mmm. Well, who would laugh
at all your fart jokes?
281
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,088
[chuckling]
282
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:26,133
The victim is Ben Rooney. Age 58.
283
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,677
Professor of Physics
from the University of Washington.
284
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,058
The injury has resulted
285
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:38,187
from a single blow
to the occipital region of the head.
286
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,273
Brain weight...
287
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,154
Thirteen hundred and fifty grams.
288
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,951
Uh, brain appears healthy,
damage from the blunt force trauma aside.
289
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,869
It's, uh...
290
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,205
Pink.
291
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,375
Firm.
292
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,712
Smell of...
293
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,839
[sniffing]
294
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,258
[exhales deeply]
295
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,136
Lilacs.
296
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,642
Taste of...
297
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,315
Melon.
298
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,361
Honeydew, I would think.
299
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,209
Subject's hair has begun to turn white.
300
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,045
This is the third time
subject has turned into a zombie
301
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,214
since taking the proto-vaccine.
302
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,299
If trends continue,
303
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:53,262
zombie state should last
no more than 72 hours.
304
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,806
Huh...
305
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,476
On the bright side, the vaccine works.
306
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:04,189
Subject has been scratched by
his zombie assistant several times now,
307
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,692
and he remains human.
308
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:14,700
With the small caveat that
every few weeks, subject craves brains.
309
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,244
[footsteps approaching]
310
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,083
[exhales]
311
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,794
I see it's your time of the month.
312
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,004
It's obvious?
313
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,339
You're wearing that stocking cap indoors.
314
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,426
Plus, zombies have this stench to them.
315
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,803
I've never noticed.
316
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,264
It's true. They smell. They're disgusting.
317
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,142
On that note, I'm going to call it a day.
318
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,064
Oh, this professor whose brain I ate
patented all these inventions.
319
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,567
Maybe inspiration will strike,
and I'll make a fortune.
320
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,739
[Russ] ...more cash in my pocket
than I can spend.
321
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,699
Hey, if they didn't want it
sold on the black market,
322
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,618
they wouldn't have made it so scarce.
323
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,121
Hey. You, hiding. Show yourself.
324
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,096
You're not gonna eat that?
325
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,472
I'm saving the rest.
326
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,935
Give me a bite, dude. I'm starving
and you weigh, like, 40 pounds.
327
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,019
I'm saving it.
328
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,312
Give it to me.
329
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,272
Or when we get out of here,
330
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,484
I'm going to rip off one of your arms
and beat you with it.
331
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071
He said he's saving it.
332
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,365
And who are you?
333
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,034
Captain Seattle?
334
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,036
[people chuckling]
335
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,455
You two.
336
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,458
Sit.
337
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,465
I wanna thank all of you
338
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,926
for agreeing to come here
to Fillmore-Graves' headquarters.
339
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,720
Yeah. We're all "volunteers."
340
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,389
You're here for a reason.
341
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,516
You've been living on the streets.
342
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,102
Most of you were thrown out of your homes
for being zombies.
343
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,772
Thanks for that, by the way,
the "turning us into zombies" part.
344
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,066
Look, what's done is done.
345
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,901
It's time to make the best of it.
346
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,863
All right, our goal here
is to get you off the streets.
347
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,115
Prevent the formation
of zombie street-gangs.
348
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,160
The key to our survival is integration.
349
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,327
Tell that to the Dead Enders.
350
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,582
Is it true that Fillmore-Graves soldiers
get all the brain tubes they want?
351
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,292
We get double rations.
352
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,336
Did everyone see that
brain vending machine in the hallway?
353
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,463
-Wait, what?
-No. Where?
354
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,301
No, really. Is there?
355
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,720
There is.
356
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,766
So, I'm out there every day
trading sex for brain tubes
357
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,268
to feed my little brother and sister,
358
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,187
and you get to eat them
like they're candy bars?
359
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,814
-You really...
-No.
360
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,900
I work at coffee stands.
361
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,402
But I do know plenty of girls
who are putting out for tubes.
362
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,070
And some dudes.
363
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,283
My brother and sister really are starving.
364
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,495
And the brain tubes they distribute
barely have any brains in them anymore.
365
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,213
Check out this guy.
366
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:16,965
Who's that?
367
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,843
A Fillmore-Graves soldier.
Jimmy sketched him for me.
368
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,054
I saw this guy in a vision.
He was hatching a plan
369
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,472
to make a fortune on the black market.
370
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,641
Then he caught our victim listening in.
371
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,142
Did he look mad?
372
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,477
He didn't look happy.
373
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,564
I figured we could go ask Major
if he can ID the guy.
374
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,233
Unless you have plans?
375
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,405
My night's wide open.
376
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,369
You sure Major's gonna be willing to
rat on one of his Fillmore-Graves buddies?
377
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,038
If he's stealing brains
from hungry zombies, yeah.
378
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,125
If you say so. You know him better.
379
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,594
What are you saying he's guilty of?
380
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,639
-Uh, murder.
-Possibly.
381
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,725
Plus, I saw him talking to
another Fillmore-Graves soldier
382
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,435
about selling brain tubes
on the black market.
383
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,229
So, we know he's doing that.
384
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,150
Major.
385
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,570
His name is Russ Roche.
386
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,198
And the black-market thing makes sense.
387
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,117
I hear he's been going
to The Scratching Post every night,
388
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,994
throwing money around
like there's no tomorrow.
389
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,870
Liv. Clive.
390
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,207
To what do we owe the pleasure?
391
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,960
-Ravi, you're, um...
-Naked.
392
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,379
As a newborn.
393
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,380
[chuckles softly]
394
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,924
I can't... Mmm-mmm.
395
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,468
Uh, I... I can't...
396
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,845
I should've given you guys a warning.
397
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,639
Apparently, this physicist
whose brain he's on? Yeah.
398
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,349
Must've been a big-time nudist as well.
399
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:53,103
"Naturist." I'm in harmony with nature,
and I'm never going back.
400
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,355
Anyone else like tea?
401
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,654
I don't know. Maybe.
402
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,239
[laughing]
403
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,782
What's there to think about?
404
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,493
Buddy, look at these lovely ladies,
405
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,830
eager to show you
and your buddy a good time.
406
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,499
"Eager," huh? Then why's she not smiling?
407
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,209
It's her thing.
408
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:20,672
She's a tough girl. Sassy.
Some guys like it.
409
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,924
I don't. Get rid of her.
I'll take the other two.
410
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,384
You, go mingle.
411
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,220
Hey, bring us some booze, huh?
The good stuff!
412
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,430
Can do.
413
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,439
No. No. No. You've got the wrong place.
414
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,901
The pancake house where the cops
eat for free, it's just down the street.
415
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,987
That guy at the booth,
how much money is he gonna drop tonight?
416
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,449
Let me see.
417
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,660
Whole blue brain from some big-deal
Shakespearean actor,
418
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,957
five bottles of the good stuff,
four companions... None of your business.
419
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,877
-Hey, Don E., what's that on your shirt?
-What?
420
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,464
Oh, what, are you on third-grader brain?
Tanner!
421
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:06,218
Another bottle of
the Devil's Puckered Knot, Small Batch.
422
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,385
Come on.
423
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,139
Excuse me.
424
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:15,977
-Who are you?
-Clive Babineaux. Seattle PD. Homicide.
425
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,105
Not interested. You...
426
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:22,359
You can stay, honey.
I just need you to go tan and...
427
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,320
Vision.
428
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,365
A blue brain vision. It's a long one.
429
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,699
[exhales]
430
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,955
[in British accent]
Is this jackanapes still about?
431
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,250
Get thee gone, sir,
afore I box thine ears.
432
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,335
All right, Shakespeare.
433
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:44,131
Handmaiden to Venus,
vouchsafe me your cheveril ornament.
434
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,048
Huh?
435
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,093
Your glove, harlot. Make haste.
436
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,386
Jeez.
437
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,682
You trespass, sir,
and know not what you do.
438
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,726
So I shall teach thee, knave,
and teach thee true.
439
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,856
[woman gasps]
440
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,150
[people gasping]
441
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:04,860
I wouldn't.
442
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,446
[Blaine] Time out!
443
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,075
Time out.
444
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,537
Detective Babineaux,
you're not in Seattle anymore.
445
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,164
This is New Seattle,
446
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,585
and in New Seattle,
cops, they don't come into my bar...
447
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,211
-Our bar.
-Right.
448
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,965
...to hassle the fine, fine
Fillmore-Graves soldiers
449
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,301
who protect this city's undead population.
450
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,845
I had a vision from the guy
who was murdered at the brain plant.
451
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,431
He saw you talking about
selling brains on the black market.
452
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,766
That's why you killed him, isn't it?
453
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,811
The worker overheard a joke. But a jape.
454
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,192
Innkeep, tell me plain,
must I endure the ravings of a starveling?
455
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:49,487
A neat's tongue? A bull's pizzle?
456
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,240
Away, ivory cur.
457
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:55,911
Thou art a boil.
Tarry not, lest ye be lanced.
458
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,872
You... You heard the man.
459
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,082
All bull pizzles hit the road.
460
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,835
Dino, show them the exit.
461
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,296
Then come clean up this mess, huh?
462
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,923
Do I look like a waitress?
463
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,176
You are whatever I tell you you are.
464
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,053
[people gasping]
465
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,350
Sure thing, boss.
466
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,061
-[chain rattling]
-[Dino grunting]
467
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,951
[spluttering]
468
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:42,958
Get it all out.
469
00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,920
I would've gotten you out sooner,
470
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:51,299
but Blaine didn't start having me
drive him here until recently.
471
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,801
I had to pick the right time.
472
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,428
Wrap your arms around me.
473
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,694
Two-bit hustler!
474
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,198
That's Blaine.
475
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,326
And a voice called down upon Angus
476
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:19,953
and, lo,
477
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:23,123
two-bit hustlers were had
by their short and curlies.
478
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:26,876
More money, more problems!
479
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,586
I'm glad you brought up money, boss,
480
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,048
'cause I figure my getting you out of here
is worth some kind of reward.
481
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:37,387
And the voice of the herald
cried, "Shame."
482
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,181
It's a shame.
483
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,517
Think about it.
484
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,607
You work on those cement shoes.
485
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,609
I've gotta call my girlfriend.
486
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,783
Sorry, baby. This is taking longer
than I thought.
487
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:03,330
We haven't discussed a dollar amount yet,
but he'll see the light.
488
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,998
I'm thinking six figures-- [grunts]
489
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,628
Filthy, filthy lucre.
490
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,694
[soft music playing]
491
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,238
[inaudible]
492
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,499
Mr. Mayor! Such an honor, as always.
493
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:51,002
Mr. DeBeers. I'd eat every meal here
if I could afford it.
494
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,088
You can't go wrong
with anything on the menu.
495
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,381
What would you recommend?
496
00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:58,385
Um, the Ode to Zuni roast brain
with fennel panzanella.
497
00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,469
Oh.
498
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,555
And here are the brains
that you can choose from.
499
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,057
Everything is cemetery-to-table.
500
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,642
And if I may be so bold,
501
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:08,436
our freshest brain comes from
an architect of some renown.
502
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:09,979
Sold!
503
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:11,272
I'll have the same.
504
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,025
Ms. Charles, what can we get for you?
505
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,153
I'll have the T-bone, rare.
And another bourbon rocks.
506
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:18,279
Fine choice.
507
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,489
The flounder for me.
508
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,282
I would've guessed the flounder.
509
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,953
So, what were we talking about?
510
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,955
-The exodus.
-Right.
511
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,083
How many humans got out?
Before the wall went up.
512
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,545
A couple hundred thousand.
It's lucky for us they did wall the city.
513
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,547
If all you innocent humans left,
514
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,757
they'd drop an atom bomb
right on Pioneer Square.
515
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:38,967
You're welcome.
516
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,052
But now Chase Graves
decrees a death penalty
517
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,554
for scratching someone? Come on.
518
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:46,391
Well, there aren't enough brains
to feed the zombies who are here already.
519
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:47,809
We shouldn't make more.
520
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,686
"Clip your nails, no epic fails."
521
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,397
I don't think
he'll actually use the guillotine.
522
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,567
It's there to scare zombies,
and to give humans a sense
523
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,027
that zombies are serious
about policing themselves.
524
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,864
I hope you're right.
525
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,285
God, you are gorgeous.
526
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,662
[chuckles softly]
527
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,001
[indistinct TV commentary]
528
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,003
Well, that sure kills the mood.
529
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,380
I don't think it was here this morning.
530
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,549
It's scary. It's like a cross burning.
531
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:23,386
[Liv] Shh! This slot receiver from USC
is about to show off his vertical.
532
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:26,389
And if he hits 35, I say we use
our second-round pick on him.
533
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,057
Mind if I grab a beer?
534
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,351
No, there's an IPA down in
the crisper, behind the...
535
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,519
[shushing]
536
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,688
Oh, my God.
537
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:34,773
[Derek] Oh, my God.
538
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,358
Oh, hey.
Liv invited me over for the combine.
539
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,443
You're naked.
540
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,572
Right. I, uh, I forget sometimes.
541
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,658
Uh, Ravi, would you mind
putting on some clothes?
542
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:48,453
Oh, uh, Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti.
I don't believe we've had the pleasure.
543
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,956
Right. Sorry. Uh, Ravi, this is Derek.
544
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,959
Derek, this is Ravi.
545
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,169
Ravi is a nudist.
546
00:29:58,004 --> 00:30:00,548
-Derek Edelsburg.
-Right, the lawyer.
547
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,092
I've heard nothing but great things.
548
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,177
[oven timer dings]
549
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,762
Queso!
550
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,266
No!
551
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:14,646
Liv, no, he is not sitting on our couch.
We can throw down a towel, or we can...
552
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,065
You put this stud
at weak-side defensive end,
553
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,234
and he will eat quarterbacks. I mean...
554
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,610
Liv, sweetie.
555
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,237
I need to show you something
out in the hall.
556
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,321
But...
557
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:27,367
Oh, look. Look. They're going to
commercial. Just give me two minutes.
558
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,869
Come on.
559
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,247
How do you know Peyton?
560
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:37,669
Look. [Liv] "Z."
561
00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,008
For "zebra."
562
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,761
The referees read what I wrote
on their NFL fan board,
563
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,012
and this is their revenge.
564
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,559
Liv, it's for "zombie."
As in "a zombie lives here."
565
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,895
People are marking the houses
of suspected zombies this way.
566
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,273
I need to find Clive.
567
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,150
Wait, what do I do about Ravi?
568
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:03,736
I say get back together with him.
569
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,784
So, if I'm not mistaken...
570
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,875
A "Z." A zombie lives here.
571
00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:20,920
But it wasn't the dad.
572
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,549
I ate his brain
and he was decidedly anti-zombie.
573
00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:26,301
Although, who can blame him?
574
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:32,515
Well, the mom didn't seem
very keen on zombies, either.
575
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,435
Could be an act.
576
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,479
Officers.
577
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,814
Mrs. Hicks.
578
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:43,443
By the powers granted
in Fillmore-Graves' decree number 176,
579
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:44,944
we'll be taking your blood pressure.
580
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:46,738
Your arm, please.
581
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,531
Liv, cuff her.
582
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,663
[Zorn] Mom?
583
00:31:58,249 --> 00:31:59,292
Come here, son.
584
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,712
Human.
585
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:04,297
Give me your arm.
586
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:11,012
[Clint] He's a zombie!
The stupid son of a bitch did it!
587
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,681
He couldn't keep it in his pants
with his little zombie girlfriend!
588
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,351
-I raised you better! Get out! Get out!
-[grunting]
589
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:17,602
Clint!
590
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,853
Oh...
591
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,024
Touch me again, and I'll eat your brain.
I swear I will.
592
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,653
Zorn here is a zombie.
593
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:29,197
A law-abiding, in-the-closet zombie.
What's wrong with that?
594
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:31,616
[whispering indistinctly]
595
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:39,290
You should know that
my partner here has, uh,
596
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:41,834
sampled your father's brain.
597
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,047
She's able to experience
moments from the deceased's life.
598
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:49,717
I just saw an incident where
he pushed Zorn down this flight of steps.
599
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,010
Zorn threatened to eat his brain.
600
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,638
I'm afraid we need
to take you down to the station.
601
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:55,974
Turn around, please.
602
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:02,230
Zorn Hicks, you have the right
to remain silent.
603
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,148
-He didn't do it.
-Mom, don't!
604
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,193
I read that these visions
aren't admissible. They don't have--
605
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:11,364
The brain tubes in Doc Greeley's bag,
you put them there, didn't you?
606
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:15,159
You knew that he'd come back up
to the brain plant to put them back.
607
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:19,038
You set him up.
You wanted to pin this on the 49ers fan.
608
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,708
Clive, I still think that he may
have played a part in this.
609
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:22,792
Mom, I'm a minor--
610
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,628
Confess and we may forget
that you made your son
611
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,715
an accomplice by having him
provide a false alibi.
612
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,595
I did it.
613
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,849
Clint made me choose.
614
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:43,312
My husband or my son.
He never should have made me choose.
615
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,403
Kelly Hicks,
616
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,200
you have the right to remain silent.
617
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,618
-[ringing bicycle bell]
-Zombie scum!
618
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,412
You said it, man! Go Hawks!
619
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,788
Go Hawks!
620
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,836
[laughter]
621
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,672
The first time I raged out,
it freaked me out so bad.
622
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,674
It was like my first, um...
623
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:14,469
Nocturnal emission.
I was like, "What just happened?"
624
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:16,012
[all laughing]
625
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:21,017
My first time,
my dad was waling away on me, as usual.
626
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:26,272
And then, suddenly, I'm like... [growling]
627
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,232
Scared the hell out of him.
628
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,735
I chased the son of a bitch
around the block.
629
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:36,199
So, at my school, there's this
stuck-up bitch named Gretchen Nelson,
630
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:39,118
who kind of knew I was a zombie
but I hadn't come out yet.
631
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,411
-And so--
-Captain Seattle.
632
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,497
How many brain tubes is that for you?
633
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,707
Two.
634
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,209
Dude. Lie.
635
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,710
[Major] And where did you get two?
636
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,462
You were only supposed to get one
for showing up.
637
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:50,421
Uh...
638
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,381
Looks like everyone got extra tubes.
639
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,801
Oh, well, the lady handing them out
said she had extra.
640
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:58,971
And she made us promise not to tell, so,
don't be a dick and get her in trouble.
641
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:01,724
So, this is what you well-fed
642
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,977
Fillmore-Graves soldiers
feel like all the time.
643
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,271
Happy. Ready to kick ass.
644
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:13,236
Uh... We were talking about
our first times raging out.
645
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,779
Jordan, keep going.
646
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:16,030
[Peretti] Lillywhite...
647
00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,992
You know why the machines
are out of tubes?
648
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:25,832
Uh-uh.
649
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,084
[exhales] Sucks, man.
650
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:33,714
Jordan.
651
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:35,299
[Jordan] Yeah.
652
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:41,639
So, Gretchen is saying stuff like,
"Looking a little pale, Jordan.
653
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:45,309
Do you wanna borrow
some of my makeup, Jordan?
654
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,856
Uh, is that a streak in your hair?
It's so punk rock."
655
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,315
And, I'll be honest,
656
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,694
I was kind of dreaming of
cracking her head open.
657
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,532
But I wasn't sure
there'd be a brain inside.
658
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,290
My family is starving.
No lie.
659
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:09,876
[door opens]
660
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:12,461
[Chase] Lillywhite.
661
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,592
Don't touch that. We'll talk.
662
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:22,805
How's it coming along?
663
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,309
Uh... It's a bit of a mixed bag.
664
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,685
Any standouts?
665
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,688
Standouts in what way?
666
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,441
In that "I'd want this zombie
in a foxhole with me" way.
667
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,569
Ah.
668
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,738
So, that's what this is about.
669
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,240
In case you missed it, Major,
we're hanging on by a very thin thread.
670
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,577
We don't have enough trained
soldiers to control this city.
671
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,828
These kids aren't trained.
672
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,538
Then they'll have to learn on the job.
673
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,334
So, who's in the foxhole with you? Captain Seattle. Jordan.
674
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,686
Over here.
675
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:19,862
Are you sure?
676
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,782
Not really, sir.
677
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:30,498
Jordan Gladwell, Fisher Webb,
this is Chase Graves.
678
00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:32,541
Big kahuna.
679
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,127
Sir.
680
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:39,257
I'd just asked Lillywhite here
who he thought had the right stuff
681
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,883
to be a soldier at Fillmore-Graves.
682
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:44,220
For whatever reason,
he sees something in the two of you.
683
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:50,476
So, until you wash out,
get killed or usurp me,
684
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:51,435
you'll be working for us.
685
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,189
You'll be charged with keeping the peace
in this experimental city.
686
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:57,942
Can I count on you?
687
00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,443
Yes, sir.
688
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,153
Yes, sir.
689
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,238
You'll be in Major's squad.
690
00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:06,075
Teach you everything you need to know
to survive out there.
691
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,452
Don't screw up.
692
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,968
[indistinct chatter]
693
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:45,614
[priest] Damned though you may be,
there is still a path to salvation.
694
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,452
There is nothing that keeps the undead
695
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:52,830
out of the pits of hell,
save for the mere pleasure of God.
696
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,709
[clears throat]
697
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:57,835
Never forget
698
00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:03,591
that God may cast a wicked zombie
into the pits of hell at any moment.
699
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,886
Don't you mean "pits of well"?
700
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,973
Because hell is a well.
701
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,602
And, well, what,
702
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:20,524
will one wicked, wanton, wonton,
703
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:26,238
stuffed with balls of brains,
brined and braised harm the Almighty?
704
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,698
Welcome, son.
705
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:32,536
Welcome to the loving embrace of God.
Please, have a seat.
706
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,040
Be ye man or be ye zombie?
707
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,918
I am a vessel for the Lord.
708
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:42,380
A human vessel or a zombie vessel?
709
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,215
Human, of course.
710
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:47,301
Zombies can't be ordained.
711
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,389
Well, ain't that some squill?
So sayeth me, 'cause I speak to God.
712
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,516
Of course. Prayer is important--
713
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,309
And God speaks to me!
714
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,938
I look in the light
and I hear his words.
715
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:02,525
He says, "Angus, I need an army.
716
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,276
Give me an army,
717
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:10,199
and verily, we'll have them
by the short and curlies."
718
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:13,828
Sir, what can we do for you?
719
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,663
I'm hungry!
720
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:19,542
Aren't you hungry?
Are you hungry? Are you hungry?
721
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,918
[indistinct whispers]
722
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:24,505
Come closer, son.
We'll pray for a miracle.
723
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:34,390
Dear Lord...
724
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:35,933
[screaming]
725
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,894
[priest] No! No, no, no!
726
00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,688
[all gasping]
727
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,983
Behold! A miracle!
728
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,620
God loves you!
729
00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,207
[sniffs and sighs]
730
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,042
He means it!
731
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:07,131
Chow.
732
00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:11,844
[yelling] Chow!