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So I told my chauffeur,
"You get paid to drive,
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something any idiot 16-year-old
with a license can do."
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Still, he's easy on the eyes.
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Lucky for him, or I'd have fired his ass.
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Actually, I'd keep his ass
and fire the rest of him.
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-You could bounce nickels off of that ass!
-You're terrible.
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[laughing]
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[exhales]
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Fore!
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-Whoa, whoa!
-[Mrs. Brinks] Now, they move.
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The most exercise they've gotten all day,
trust me.
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Whoopsie-daisy!
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Oh, they do keep the course beautiful.
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These neanderthals? [scoffs]
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They look like they should be panhandling
for an extra chromosome.
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Oh...
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Darling, I wasn't talking about you.
You look fine.
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[chuckles]
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I'm sure you'll grow into that face.
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Maybe not those ears.
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[both laughing]
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Is that Judge Harris feeling up
the snack cart girl?
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It sure as hell is.
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Maybe he thinks he lost
his gavel in there.
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[both laughing]
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[thuds]
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[intense music playing]
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[gasps]
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[theme music playing]
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Don't bother with cause of death.
I think I got it.
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But why are we here?
This is a range ball.
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The driving range is right over there.
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I declare this to be an accident.
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-God, you're good.
-Yeah, but...
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Tell them what you told me.
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After the ball hit Mrs. Brinks,
I turned,
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and I saw someone running away.
Over there.
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It looks like someone
might've been lying here in the weeds.
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This figure you saw
running towards the trees,
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were they holding anything? A gun?
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[scoffs] A golf ball gun?
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No. But I think I did hear a splash.
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What a mess.
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The balls and clubs I get,
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but who the hell brings a suit of armor
to play golf?
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Though it would've saved
Mrs. Brinks' life.
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-True. Live and learn.
-[officer] Found something!
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Yeesh.
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Yeah. Who's laughing now?
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[air hissing]
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[Clive] What are we,
100 yards to the pin?
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Whoa!
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-You should've used less club.
-No more than an eight iron.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this golf ball gun
means we are now investigating a...
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Murder!
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Yeah, no duh.
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What? You don't own the word.
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-You hungry?
-Not really.
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Kinda thirsty, though.
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-Are you hungry?
-[crowd] Yeah!
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Of course, you're hungry.
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I know how you feel,
because I'm hungry, too!
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[congregation] Yeah!
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Before, in the well that was hell,
I suffered.
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But God provided for me.
And now,
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I will provide for you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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It's our world now,
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And we will hunger for His love no more! -[crowd] Feed us, Father!
-God loves zombies!
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[gasping]
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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Behold!
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The voice of God
speaking to you through me...
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For I am His divine vessel!
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[congregation] Yes! Yes!
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-Brothers and sisters...
-Yes!
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It is time to feed.
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[inhales]
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Let's take what is ours!
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[all cheering]
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Let's take what is ours!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[man] Brains, best tubes in town.
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Beautiful brains here!
Feed the hunger.
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Keep the beast at bay!
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Brains, best tubes in town.
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Forty dollars makes the pain go away.
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Hey, hey. My cut, hand it over.
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[sighs]
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[chuckles nervously]
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-You're 200 bucks light.
-Oh, I don't know what happened.
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[grunting]
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You're fired.
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[groaning]
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[people clamoring]
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[grunting]
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No godless thieves will profit
from that which He has given to us.
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Strip them of their ill-gotten brains!
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Strip them of their blood-money!
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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Bring the sinful heathens to me!
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Bring them to me!
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[groaning]
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[breathing heavily]
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I know you're frightened.
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I'd be frightened, too.
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I have money!
Let's go to an ATM.
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The Lord doesn't need
your filthy, filthy lucre, thief.
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The Lord is calling
for a new world order!
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[crowd cheering]
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A world ruled
by the righteous undead!
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[grunting]
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You sure you don't want
to talk about it?
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No, we're good.
We'll grab dinner later?
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-Clive...
-It's fine, Dale. Really.
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Okay. But you're not fooling me.
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[door opens and closes]
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What are you doing back there?
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Waiting for you to stop staring at me
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like the dumbest goat
on the mountain. Drive!
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You need to get in the front.
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I'm almost tempted to.
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It smells like felon back here.
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It does not smell like felon. This is...
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[clicking]
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-What are you looking for?
-The button for the privacy divider.
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You're a nice man, but you'd be so much
nicer if I couldn't hear you.
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All right, that's it.
Get in the front.
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We're not going anywhere like this,
Miss Daisy.
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Really?
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What? Go already!
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We have a ridiculous crime to solve!
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Yeah, that just clips on right...
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There you go! See? You got it.
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Wow, I managed to get dressed.
Watch out, human terrorists!
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Major, when do we get rifles?
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Week two, long as
you make us proud this week.
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Look, I know you're a little nervous
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00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,677
and that's natural
before your first patrol.
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[scoffs] Who's nervous? I'm tired.
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You got me rooming with a bitch
that smells like a zoo animal.
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00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,560
I can't get any sleep!
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00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,271
Unless I'm talking to this guy.
The boy is dull.
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00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,522
Try talking to him. You'll see.
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,940
You can run your mouth all you want,
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as long as you don't run
when we're on the streets.
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00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,235
You got something
you wanna say to me?
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00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,279
Yeah, I just said it.
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00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,740
You heard me say it, right?
That thing about "don't run"?
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00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,450
Guys, no one's running.
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00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,411
Remember that you're stronger
than the humans, you have guns.
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00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,122
What's the only thing
that can hurt you?
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00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,499
Duh! Head shot, General.
156
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,047
Then maybe you should
secure that, rook.
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00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,383
Let's move out.
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[whistles softly]
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00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,066
I guess this is what
they call the good life.
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With these knees, they better have
an elevator in the good life
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00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,488
or you're going to be carrying me
up the stairs like a Sherpa.
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00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,073
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,826
Hey! All the clothing goes
in the second moving van.
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00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,163
[clears throat]
Hello, I'm Detective Babineaux, homicide,
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00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,414
and this is Liv Moore.
166
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,958
You might remember her
as the star of Murder, She Wrote.
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00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,252
Where have you been
hiding all my life?
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00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,922
You're like a white
Ricardo Montalban.
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00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,802
-Are you in charge here?
-Uh, no.
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00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:21,889
I am, or, rather, was,
Mrs. Brinks' chauffeur. Carlton Clerg.
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00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,311
Mr. Clerg, it looks like word
of Mrs. Brinks' passing has gotten out.
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00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,730
Well, I was there at the club
waiting for her to finish her round
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00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,023
when she died. So...
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00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,276
I'm sorry... Did you say homicide?
175
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,195
Wasn't Mrs. Brinks struck by a golf ball?
176
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,489
She was shot. By a golf ball gun.
177
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,282
A golf ball gun?
178
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,576
Did Mrs. Brinks have
any enemies you know of?
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00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,496
None that I can think of.
Mrs. Brinks was well-loved.
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00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,332
You two club-foots be careful
with that piano, comprende?
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00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,667
You drop it, I'll bury you in it!
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00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,298
-No one?
-Her son.
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00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,884
You think her son
might've wanted her dead?
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00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,053
They've been feuding
for 30 years.
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00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,555
Business dealings, I think.
186
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,933
-Where could I find her son?
-Oh, he lives in Miami.
187
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,563
It would be tough
for her son in Miami
188
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:14,650
to kill Mrs. Brinks in the walled city
of New Seattle.
189
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,027
Oh, yeah...
190
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,697
Why would anyone kill
such a nice old lady?
191
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,116
Every day at sunset,
she used to walk the gardens
192
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,784
and tell me how much
she loved them.
193
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,120
I bet she didn't love these gladiolas.
194
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,331
They are crap. Crapiolas!
195
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,376
Oh, Mrs. Brinks wasn't afraid
to tell you what she thought,
196
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,296
but she had
such a generous spirit.
197
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,465
A big laugh, and such a way with words.
198
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,468
[Liv] Raggle fraggle
friggin' fraggedy frack.
199
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,469
Ugh...
200
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:42,928
[microwave beeping]
201
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,096
What are you doing?
202
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,140
Just trying to warm up my rum toddy.
203
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,767
-You got into their rum?
-Yeah!
204
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,728
And I'm trying to warm it up
in the microheater
205
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,105
but I can never figure
these gizmos out.
206
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,440
[beeping continues]
207
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,150
[child coughing]
208
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,277
I'm sorry, one second. Coming!
209
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,115
How you feeling, honey?
210
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,409
You have to try
to eat something, okay?
211
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,829
So you can get strong like Superman.
212
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,416
-I'm not hungry.
-Try.
213
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,711
This is my son, Alex.
He's home sick today.
214
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,213
Sorry to hear that, pal.
215
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,590
Get your shoes off the couch, kid.
216
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,008
Were you raised in a barn?
217
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,595
Yeah, you should probably
take your shoes off.
218
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,388
Liv, take a look at this painting.
219
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,017
[whistles] Wow!
Look at those rocks!
220
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,144
She wore that necklace
on special occasions.
221
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:36,815
Really? I thought it sank
to the bottom of the sea with the Titanic.
222
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,568
You made a joke.
223
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,279
I would've shot her in the skull
for jewels like that.
224
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,073
-You sure it's still around?
-You know what?
225
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,201
We haven't found them yet.
But I know where they might be.
226
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,331
So, it seems that Mrs. Brinks was the
only one who knew the combination,
227
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,792
so it's up to you to get it open.
228
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,129
The digital lock on this safe
has over a trillion possible combinations.
229
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,465
The heat death of the universe
would happen
230
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,133
before we checked them one at a time,
231
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,386
no matter how many GPUs
you throw at it.
232
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,722
Now, this board,
designed by moi,
233
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:13,060
uses a one million
qubit quantum chip that I got from...
234
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,104
Well, never mind where I got it from.
235
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:19,191
With this, we can test all the
combinations almost simult--
236
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,776
Don't care, just open it.
237
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,861
Hmm.
238
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,615
They're lying.
Every one of ‘em.
239
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,160
That's what I thought, too!
They're filthy, damn liars!
240
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,371
Hey! Slow down, Jesse Owens!
241
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,707
What makes you think so?
242
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,460
Because you're the most repugnant,
repulsive person I have ever met.
243
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,504
That seems uncalled for. Your point?
244
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,381
They all lied.
245
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,425
They said Mrs. Brinks was loved.
246
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,886
"Nice. A generous spirit."
247
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,846
That has not been my experience.
248
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,099
Why do you think
they're "filthy damn liars"?
249
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,059
They're the help. That's what they do.
250
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,229
But I say you're barking up
the wrong tree, Clive.
251
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,899
Everybody knows you follow
the money, stupid.
252
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,442
Find the necklace,
find the killer.
253
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,279
Liv, you're going
to need to dig deep
254
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:10,159
and find a way to refrain from calling me
"dummy" or "stupid."
255
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,745
You're right. You know,
256
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,624
compared to the boy toy I've been
shagging, you're a regular Einstein.
257
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,085
It was seriously scary
on that street.
258
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,630
Have I told you humans
just blast away on shotguns randomly
259
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,341
when they see our patrols?
They think it's hilarious.
260
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,886
So of course we're all jumpy, and I'm
thinking, "These kids're gonna blow it."
261
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,763
Totally green, first day on patrol,
262
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,808
but they hung tough!
Kept their cool, listened.
263
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,352
Great story.
264
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,521
Now why don't you come over here,
you dirty little soldier boy,
265
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,359
and let Mama show you a trick
I like to call the "Loni Anderson."
266
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,361
Do I want to ask what brain you're on
right now?
267
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,614
Why don't you just work
on being the strong, silent type?
268
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,451
[chuckles]
269
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,287
Oh, oh, oh. Watch the hip. Yeah.
270
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,095
Oh!
271
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,847
-[Liv] Good morning!
-Morning!
272
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,308
Liv, last night, the "Loni Anderson"?
273
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,228
[softly] That was a next-level maneuver.
274
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,396
[clears throat]
275
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,399
Where you rushing off to?
276
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,609
I have things to do, darling.
277
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,029
And I'm not in the habit
of crashing at a swinging bachelor pad
278
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,740
-filled with sweaty young men.
-Seems like a habit.
279
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,908
[sizzling]
280
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618
Something's burning.
281
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,869
Oh! Guys!
282
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,753
[cheering]
283
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,717
[Mrs. Brinks] Hey! Stop screwing
around and get back to work!
284
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,385
And no guns!
285
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,972
It just shoots golf balls, Mrs. Brinks.
It's for gophers!
286
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,182
[breathing heavily]
287
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,978
What'd you see?
288
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,896
Were you losing your virginity
to Howard Hughes?
289
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,942
I believe I'll be saving
that information for my driver.
290
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,236
-Liv, Clive isn't your--
-But first I need to get in
291
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,863
nine holes at the club.
292
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,333
Does she have
a country club membership?
293
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,127
I don't think she has clubs.
294
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,379
Ravi, got a sec?
295
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,964
Ah, actually a little swamped
right now.
296
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,594
It's a personal matter of a...
297
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,681
Sexual nature.
298
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,814
I'm sorry,
what I meant was,
299
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,941
I have all the time in the world.
300
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,533
-Okay, well, Dale and I...
-Hmm...
301
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,410
Everything is great
between us.
302
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,124
-But?
-But, for obvious reasons,
303
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,501
we can't be...
304
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,590
Intimate with each other,
and it's becoming a problem.
305
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,097
Have you tried
mutual masturbation?
306
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,643
It's like taking separate cars
to the same firework show.
307
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,062
[softly] We have.
308
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,399
But you really can't replace sex with...
309
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,693
That and...
310
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,780
And the urge is causing problems--
311
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,908
Well, hello! Boy, did I walk in
at the right time.
312
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,911
I had something to tell you,
but yours is way more interesting.
313
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,498
This is a private conversation.
Let's go.
314
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,792
More like a conversation
about touching privates.
315
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,085
Don't mind me.
316
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,755
Fine, I'll leave you boys alone.
317
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,052
I'm dying to know how you think
I can help with this situation.
318
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,597
Isn't there something that would...
319
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,602
Temper my sex drive?
320
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,772
I can prescribe an SSRI.
321
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,316
Technically, it's anti-anxiety medication,
322
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,028
but decreased libido
is a common side effect.
323
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,740
Are you sure you wanna do this, Clive?
324
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,494
Let's give it a try.
325
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,588
You had something to tell me?
326
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,720
Wouldn't you rather stay in there
with Ravi and talk about your genitals?
327
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,186
It's a toss-up.
328
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,353
Hmm.
329
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,356
I had a vision.
330
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,400
Then you get the nod.
331
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,029
I was staring out an upstairs window
at Sandy's mansion,
332
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,824
and I saw her three servants
taking target practice with a--
333
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,784
A golf ball gun!
334
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,120
A golf ball gun, yeah.
335
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,831
Our killer has to be one of those three.
336
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,585
Did you do the math yourself, genius?
337
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,630
[Angus] Brothers and sisters!
338
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,841
Brothers and sisters,
come and be fed!
339
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:18,800
[bell tolling]
340
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,887
Join us, I say join us,
341
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,805
and never be hungry again!
342
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,975
Join us, I say join us!
Come and be fed!
343
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:33,315
♪ Join us join us ♪
344
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,985
♪ Join us ♪
345
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,905
♪ Join... ♪
346
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,367
Stop.
347
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,670
Well, aren't you the most
beautiful girl in the world.
348
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,130
Do you have brains for sale?
349
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,424
[sighing]
350
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,969
Brains for sale?
351
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,598
That's not how
the good Lord works.
352
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,810
Psst.
353
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,064
We have brains
354
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,150
for free.
355
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,657
Tell all your friends.
All are welcome.
356
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,871
All are welcome!
357
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,708
[indistinct chatter]
358
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,793
Join us!
359
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,587
Come join us!
360
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,214
[laughing]
361
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,684
[scoffs]
362
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,520
You're all only making that face
because you can't afford this.
363
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:54,813
[Clive] ...thank you.
364
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,693
That was Mrs. Brinks' lawyer.
You'll never... [sniffs] Wow!
365
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,778
That smell...
366
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,948
Anyway, you'll never believe
what's in her will.
367
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,702
Upon her death,
Mrs. Brinks left each of our suspects
368
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,871
-a million bucks!
-Huh?
369
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,999
-A billion dollars?
-No, a million.
370
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,585
Well, still, why would she do that?
371
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,420
I'm curious myself.
372
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,548
The lawyer says the beneficiaries
don't know about the money yet.
373
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,175
But if one of them found out?
374
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,843
I'm bringing them in.
375
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,344
Let's see who's the least surprised
376
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,180
about their $1,000,000 payout.
377
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,931
That person is likely our killer.
378
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,267
And who is this
magical face-reader
379
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,811
that's gonna be able
to measure "level of surprise"?
380
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,564
I'm a detective, Liv.
381
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,068
You do realize the killer
will pretend to be surprised?
382
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,903
[sighs]
383
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,363
It's what I do.
384
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,786
You all told us Mrs. Brinks was a saint.
385
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,537
But that's not exactly true, is it?
386
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:56,291
We had a long talk
with Mrs. Brinks' friend, Maxine Lippman.
387
00:22:56,833 --> 00:23:01,797
She made us aware your duties
included more than driving her car.
388
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,466
Don't be coy, Clive.
He gave her sex.
389
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,761
Sex for money.
And you know what that makes him?
390
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,971
A whore.
391
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,017
[sighs heavily]
392
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,354
The first time
it just kind of happened.
393
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:20,524
I tried to cut it off,
but she said she'd tell my wife.
394
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,109
Is that why you killed her?
395
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,362
We know you all had access
to the golf ball gun.
396
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,697
And you were already
at the country club waiting for her.
397
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,407
I didn't do it.
398
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,661
[Clive] Your son, Alex, sweet kid,
399
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,705
but he didn't just have
a cold the other day, did he?
400
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:36,998
He has a heart defect.
401
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,377
Maxine Lippman told me
the boy needs an operation in Los Angeles.
402
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,338
You asked Mrs. Brinks
for a loan to hire a coyote
403
00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:46,133
to sneak him out of the city.
She turned you down.
404
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,387
Is that why you killed her?
405
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,226
Without that operation, he'll die.
406
00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,605
He's only six.
Mrs. Brinks would rather let him die
407
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,816
than loan me 20 grand.
408
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,527
She said it would set a bad precedent.
409
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,112
Well, it would.
410
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,531
Is that why you killed her?
411
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,368
I am not a murderer.
412
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,080
Mrs. Brinks promised to write
a recommendation letter
413
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,458
to her Alma mater to get your daughter
into college back east.
414
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,835
But she never sent it.
415
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,462
If she'd gotten in,
she wouldn't have been here in Seattle
416
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,298
and she wouldn't have been
turned into a zombie.
417
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,717
Mrs. Brinks was a terrible person.
418
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,968
No one will miss her. Is that why you killed her?
419
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,138
[chuckles]
420
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,307
I didn't kill her.
421
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,558
[paper rustling]
422
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,154
All right, you're free to go.
423
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,910
By the way,
424
00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:59,789
are you aware that in her will,
Mrs. Brinks left you a million dollars?
425
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,082
What?
426
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,294
That can't be true.
427
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,300
-That's a lie, no. That's a trick.
-It's true.
428
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:14,429
I worked for that woman
for 15 years
429
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,765
and I never heard
a kind word from her.
430
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,604
Give us a moment, please.
431
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:29,277
So, Columbo, whodunnit?
432
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,530
I don't know.
433
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:36,076
But you saw all their faces,
and you're a detective.
434
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:42,082
Not one of them cracked,
even a little bit,
435
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,668
even when we gave them
a chance to turn on the killer.
436
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,882
I cracked it as we knew I would,
437
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,134
though it was no simple task.
I had to reconfigure the--
438
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,803
This is the stuff from the safe?
439
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,765
-Uh, jewels. Bonds. Legal papers.
-Hmm.
440
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,934
The one from the painting.
441
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,311
So stealing this
wasn't the killer's motive.
442
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,564
There goes your big theory.
It's really not your day.
443
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,985
That was your theory.
But there is this...
444
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:14,072
The will. If anyone in the staff
managed to see this will,
445
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:16,616
he or she would've known
there was $1,000,000 coming to them--
446
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,493
Once Sandy Brinks was dead.
447
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:25,166
-What was the combination?
-0-8-3-0-1-0.
448
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:32,132
[youth] "Proudly serving the undead."
Screw you!
449
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,261
Hey! They're closed.
450
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,388
-They don't look closed.
-And you don't look stupid,
451
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,307
so be smart and keep walking.
452
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,104
You! Get out of here! Go!
453
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,232
Al-Shabaz. What kind of name is that?
454
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,817
Sounds like a zombie name.
455
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,277
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
456
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,571
Are you a zombie?
Or just a zombie lover?
457
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,699
Just get out of here.
The soldiers are here.
458
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,119
Actually, we prefer
to be called the Peacekeepers.
459
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,788
-How's it going, fellas?
-Very bad.
460
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,041
They're harassing my customers.
Look what they did.
461
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,460
Okay, yeah.
We'll take care of the clean-up.
462
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,795
How about you gentlemen
take your business elsewhere?
463
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:14,424
Ah, no, we're real happy
right here, thanks.
464
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,719
We love the...
What's the word I'm looking for?
465
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,637
Ambiance.
466
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,681
Well, I don't know about ambiance,
467
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,933
but you're gonna need an ambulance
if you don't get moving.
468
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,977
Relax! These guys are smart.
469
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,605
They know they can
either leave on foot or in cuffs.
470
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,690
What? Are you gonna
"miracle" those cuffs on us?
471
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:31,900
You and some girl?
472
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,236
Yeah, I mean sure, you guys got guns
but we got guns too.
473
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,614
Theirs are bigger.
474
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,325
Shoot them! I'm sick of this!
Every day with them.
475
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,534
No one does anything.
476
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,495
Okay, no, we got this.
Why don't you go inside,
477
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,871
cool down, we'll get it all figured out.
478
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,086
You know what, let's bounce.
479
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,588
This place smells
like spoiled meat, anyway.
480
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,469
Hey! Touch me again
and we'll see how tough you are
481
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:00,929
with a bullet in your head.
482
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,473
-Or a bullet in yours!
-Hey!
483
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,309
-I'm going long! Going long!
-Hey!
484
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,268
Major!
485
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,563
[panting]
486
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,190
[grunting] [growls]
487
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:17,779
Get her! Hey!
488
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,573
-Stop!
-Come on!
489
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,493
She scratched me!
Look what that bitch did!
490
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,787
-What? Stop...
-It's okay. Calm down!
491
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,414
-You're gonna be all right.
-No, I won't, okay?
492
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,500
I'm not gonna be a zombie.
We made a pact, so do it!
493
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,710
No! Hey, don't do that, all right?
He doesn't mean it.
494
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,254
Do it! Please do it!
495
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,505
[grunting]
496
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,383
Let him go.
Let him kill me, please!
497
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,428
Hey! Hey, stop that!
498
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,097
-I don't wanna be a zombie!
-Come back here!
499
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,056
No!
500
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,143
No...
501
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,276
Zero-eight-three-zero-one-zero.
502
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,612
August 30th, 2010.
Your son's date of birth.
503
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,740
You programmed
Mrs. Brinks' safe,
504
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,533
because she wasn't good
with that stuff, was she?
505
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,869
Who can blame her?
All the stupid gadgets these days
506
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,954
beepin' and boppin' and boopin'.
507
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,497
I got this.
508
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,752
You saw her last will
and testament inside the safe.
509
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,504
You knew there was
$1,000,000 coming your way
510
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,881
when Mrs. Brinks died.
511
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:20,925
More than enough to get your little boy
to LA for that surgery.
512
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,679
It could save his life.
513
00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,684
Why don't you write it
all down for us?
514
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647
Let's get this behind you, okay?
515
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,662
[Clive] An address?
516
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,333
That's not what
we were hoping for.
517
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,377
Take my son there,
and I'll confess to everything.
518
00:29:56,461 --> 00:30:00,381
It's all arranged with Renegade,
but it has to happen tonight.
519
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:03,510
This address?
520
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,596
It's in a neighborhood
that's been locked down
521
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,224
because of anti-zombie
terrorist activity.
522
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,976
Only authorized personnel
are allowed in.
523
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,353
You're a policeman.
524
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,146
Which is why I can't do this.
525
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,314
[sighs]
526
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,526
Going there is a crime,
so is sneaking people out of Seattle.
527
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:23,279
Please, my ex-husband is expecting him.
528
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,866
The boy needs to be with his father.
529
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,956
He will die if you don't help him.
530
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,126
Please!
531
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,380
Please.
532
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,015
Liv, you got a soft heart,
which is wonderful,
533
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,018
but I can't do this.
And neither should you.
534
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,728
What the hell are you talking about?
535
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,313
Of course I'm not going to do it.
536
00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,023
What am I, Mother Teresa?
537
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,818
I am not responsible
for all the world's problems.
538
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,236
Take her to the clink!
539
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:11,661
Hey, Big Spender.
540
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,122
Wanna take a lady
for a fancy gourmet meal?
541
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:16,749
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
542
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,793
I heard someone call hot dogs,
543
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,045
"The filet mignon
of the common man."
544
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,676
Someone who's never had
a filet mignon, maybe.
545
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,929
I could've...
546
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,015
You didn't want... So, look what I found
in the bathroom.
547
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,938
Anti-anxiety meds?
548
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,649
You're not the anxious type, Clive.
549
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,862
Your composure is one
of my turn-ons.
550
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,448
I don't know. Pressures at work. Hmm.
551
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,869
So I read up on some of the side effects.
552
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,288
How ‘bout we shut down
detective mode?
553
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:01,586
"Decreased libido" was the one
that caught my eye.
554
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,963
Okay, look.
555
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,133
I love you.
556
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,180
Everything is great,
except the one thing.
557
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,557
I thought if I just took that
out of the equation, then--
558
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:19,020
You're not doing this, baby.
We'll figure something else out.
559
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,942
But I'm fresh out of ideas.
560
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,152
You?
561
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,949
I know you heard some
of what Clive was telling me earlier.
562
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,951
And even though it's clearly funny,
563
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:36,746
I mean, sexual performance stuff is
the lowest hanging fruit.
564
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,581
You really shouldn't tease him.
565
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,541
Now, that probably seems
impossible because
566
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,835
you're currently on
the bitchiest brain alive, but--
567
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,797
This woman's child is going to die,
and I'm letting it happen.
568
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,636
I take it the brain has worn off.
569
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,264
I've been awful.
570
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,183
No, you have...
571
00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,311
Well, yeah, you've been awful.
572
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,731
Really terrible.
I mean, the worst.
573
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:07,235
But we'll make it right, I swear.
574
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:11,030
Hey, what do we have to do?
575
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,787
Thanks for bringing him.
We'll take it from here.
576
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,331
There's enough in there
to cover the fee for the coyote.
577
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,334
-We both chipped in.
-Thanks, that's amazing.
578
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,628
Hey, little man. Come here.
579
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,464
[grunts]
Everything's going to be just fine.
580
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:32,844
Thanks.
581
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,683
Hey, you okay back there?
582
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:42,478
Piece of cake, right?
But we're at the checkpoint now, so shh.
583
00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,871
Hello, Officer. I'm not an officer.
584
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,957
Soldier?
585
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,543
I'm not sure what to call you.
586
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,504
We're just on our way
to pick up a corpse.
587
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,548
Who authorized this?
588
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,385
A-a murderer, I suppose.
589
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,888
Look, we get a call
there's a dead body,
590
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,515
we show up and do our thing.
[clears throat]
591
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:31,319
-I'm going to get my supervisor.
-Ah...
592
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:34,238
[soldier] Sir? Oh, hello, Major.
593
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:57,929
What's your business?
594
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,600
We're, uh... Picking up a body.
595
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,811
I'm pretty sure I'd know
if there had been a murder in this sector.
596
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,855
This sector where
it's dangerous for zombies.
597
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,066
Particularly those
who refuse to tan and dye.
598
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,692
Look, do you want
to know our business?
599
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,779
If you want to know
our business, I'll tell you.
600
00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:16,989
-But ignorance, in this case, may--
-[soldier] Major! I saw something moving back there.
Should we check?
601
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,717
-They're clear. Let them through.
-But--
602
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,302
Let 'em through!
603
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,610
[Ravi] This is the address
604
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:58,364
and it actually does look
very secret underground railroady.
605
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,910
[pop music playing on radio]
606
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:14,922
It's gotta be that one.
607
00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,934
Renegade?
608
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,144
[gun cocking]
609
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,812
Who wants to know?
610
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,025
-[stammering] A friend.
-Three friends.
611
00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:38,196
They're okay.
I know who they are.
612
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,448
Come over here.
613
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,541
You know who we are?
614
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:56,005
Liv Moore and Ravi Chakrabarti
from the police morgue.
615
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:59,717
-Have we met?
-Oh, we have, but don't worry.
616
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,678
Being forgettable
is an advantage in my line of work.
617
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,224
You're Renegade.
618
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,435
My friends call me Mama Leone.
619
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:12,438
Like the Billy Joel song?
Is that your real--
620
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,859
You know what? Doesn't matter.
621
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,654
I'm sorry.
Renegade sounded...
622
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:20,988
[mimics grunting]
623
00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:23,658
Well, you're not
who I expected either.
624
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,827
You can explain later.
625
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,455
But, you!
626
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:33,876
I have been looking forward
to meeting you.
627
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,420
We're going to get you
back to your daddy
628
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,757
in Los Angeles lickety-split, okay?
629
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,885
This is for you.
630
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,178
Ah!
631
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:50,476
Please understand, we're not
a for-profit organization.
632
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:54,438
We've gotta buy off a lot of greedy people
to sneak people in and out.
633
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,526
Alex, this is the man
that's gonna be taking you.
634
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,820
He is one of our best!
635
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,571
So you'll be fine, okay?
636
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,201
[whispering inaudibly]
637
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,954
Okay? All right. Now.
638
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,164
Now, we cannot have you two
leaving the building
639
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,833
the same way that you came in.
640
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,876
There's more than one...
641
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:19,880
Well, there's a secret panel
at the back of that dryer.
642
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,008
You just have to feel around
for the latch.
643
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,760
So exciting! It's like being
in a Bond film...
644
00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,804
[dryer door opens]
645
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,141
Oh, there she is!
646
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,727
Oh, hang on...
647
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:36,856
Is there like a handle,
or do you push...
648
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,275
-No, no, just keep looking.
-Yeah.
649
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:44,030
Very funny.
650
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,114
[all laughing]
651
00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,699
That was fun.
652
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,454
See? I told you I could
make the tall man climb into the dryer.
653
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,081
We should get going.
654
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:59,211
[sighs] I bet your dad
can't wait to see you.
655
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:01,964
Let's go, pal.
656
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,348
What a world, huh?
657
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,230
-[knock at door]
-Hold on!
658
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,402
-Liv.
-Before you start in on me,
659
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,363
you should know
that I am in no mood.
660
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,824
We were saving a sick child, okay?
Getting him out of Seattle.
661
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,618
So, human smuggling?
662
00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:32,578
If anyone found out
I let you do that,
663
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,497
I could spend years
in a deep freeze, or worse.
664
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,792
Yeah, well, if Fillmore-Graves hadn't
caused this whole zombie epidemic
665
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,836
then we wouldn't be living in
a walled city that required such things.
666
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,964
I may have just saved your life
by risking my own.
667
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:47,385
I know you're not feeling very chatty,
but how about a simple "thank you."
668
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,261
Thank you.
669
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,348
God, you're holier than thou.
670
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,144
You... You think
you're the only good zombie.
671
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,854
The only zombie trying
to make things right...
672
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:02,400
Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe it's just that
I remember a Major Lillywhite
673
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,194
who would've stood by
a sick child.
674
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,325
This thing we've been doing,
675
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:14,578
sleeping with each other
because we can, because it's easy...
676
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,289
Yeah, we can't do it anymore.
677
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:21,210
Not when I know that
my life choices so offend you.
678
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:23,963
Agreed.
679
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,466
Goodbye, Major.
680
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,556
[door opens and closes]
681
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,685
We shall ascend, my child.
682
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,061
Bless you, Father.
683
00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,396
[organ playing softly]
684
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,610
We shall ascend, my child.
685
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,654
Bless you, Father.
686
00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,416
Are ye hungry, my children?
687
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,043
[congregation] Feed us, Father!