1 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:14,139 So I told my chauffeur, "You get paid to drive, 2 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:17,809 something any idiot 16-year-old with a license can do." 3 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,602 Still, he's easy on the eyes. 4 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,272 Lucky for him, or I'd have fired his ass. 5 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,693 Actually, I'd keep his ass and fire the rest of him. 6 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:30,196 -You could bounce nickels off of that ass! -You're terrible. 7 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,364 [laughing] 8 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,618 [exhales] 9 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,082 Fore! 10 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,209 -Whoa, whoa! -[Mrs. Brinks] Now, they move. 11 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:46,629 The most exercise they've gotten all day, trust me. 12 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,298 Whoopsie-daisy! 13 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,884 Oh, they do keep the course beautiful. 14 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,303 These neanderthals? [scoffs] 15 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,639 They look like they should be panhandling for an extra chromosome. 16 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,017 Oh... 17 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,520 Darling, I wasn't talking about you. You look fine. 18 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:03,813 [chuckles] 19 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,191 I'm sure you'll grow into that face. 20 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,692 Maybe not those ears. 21 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:08,902 [both laughing] 22 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,490 Is that Judge Harris feeling up the snack cart girl? 23 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,658 It sure as hell is. 24 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,662 Maybe he thinks he lost his gavel in there. 25 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,289 [both laughing] 26 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,294 [thuds] 27 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,796 [intense music playing] 28 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,089 [gasps] 29 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:34,511 [theme music playing] 30 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,577 Don't bother with cause of death. I think I got it. 31 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,372 But why are we here? This is a range ball. 32 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,832 The driving range is right over there. 33 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,584 I declare this to be an accident. 34 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,837 -God, you're good. -Yeah, but... 35 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,380 Tell them what you told me. 36 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,467 After the ball hit Mrs. Brinks, I turned, 37 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,594 and I saw someone running away. Over there. 38 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,895 It looks like someone might've been lying here in the weeds. 39 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,606 This figure you saw running towards the trees, 40 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,817 were they holding anything? A gun? 41 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,360 [scoffs] A golf ball gun? 42 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:38,283 No. But I think I did hear a splash. 43 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,795 What a mess. 44 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,256 The balls and clubs I get, 45 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,967 but who the hell brings a suit of armor to play golf? 46 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,511 Though it would've saved Mrs. Brinks' life. 47 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,180 -True. Live and learn. -[officer] Found something! 48 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,315 Yeesh. 49 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:13,568 Yeah. Who's laughing now? 50 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,949 [air hissing] 51 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,914 [Clive] What are we, 100 yards to the pin? 52 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,458 Whoa! 53 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:34,088 -You should've used less club. -No more than an eight iron. 54 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:39,552 Ladies and gentlemen, this golf ball gun means we are now investigating a... 55 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,845 Murder! 56 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,181 Yeah, no duh. 57 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,184 What? You don't own the word. 58 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,104 -You hungry? -Not really. 59 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,148 Kinda thirsty, though. 60 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,501 -Are you hungry? -[crowd] Yeah! 61 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,461 Of course, you're hungry. 62 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,923 I know how you feel, because I'm hungry, too! 63 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:17,924 [congregation] Yeah! 64 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:22,762 Before, in the well that was hell, I suffered. 65 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,226 But God provided for me. And now, 66 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,187 I will provide for you. 67 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:32,689 [indistinct chatter] 68 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,565 It's our world now, 69 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,779 And we will hunger for His love no more! -[crowd] Feed us, Father! -God loves zombies! 70 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,161 [gasping] 71 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,210 [exhales] 72 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:56,212 [sighs] 73 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,755 Behold! 74 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:02,218 The voice of God speaking to you through me... 75 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:08,349 For I am His divine vessel! 76 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,810 [congregation] Yes! Yes! 77 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,896 -Brothers and sisters... -Yes! 78 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,483 It is time to feed. 79 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,735 [inhales] 80 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,904 Let's take what is ours! 81 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,698 [all cheering] 82 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,202 Let's take what is ours! 83 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,132 [indistinct chatter] 84 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:50,058 [man] Brains, best tubes in town. 85 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,685 Beautiful brains here! Feed the hunger. 86 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,353 Keep the beast at bay! 87 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:58,274 Brains, best tubes in town. 88 00:05:58,357 --> 00:06:00,735 Forty dollars makes the pain go away. 89 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,987 Hey, hey. My cut, hand it over. 90 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:04,947 [sighs] 91 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,115 [chuckles nervously] 92 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,997 -You're 200 bucks light. -Oh, I don't know what happened. 93 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,083 [grunting] 94 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,585 You're fired. 95 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,712 [groaning] 96 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,679 [people clamoring] 97 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:30,973 [grunting] 98 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:41,359 No godless thieves will profit from that which He has given to us. 99 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,862 Strip them of their ill-gotten brains! 100 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,907 Strip them of their blood-money! 101 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,784 [groans] 102 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,828 [grunting] 103 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,792 Bring the sinful heathens to me! 104 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,921 Bring them to me! 105 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,422 [groaning] 106 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,388 [breathing heavily] 107 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,100 I know you're frightened. 108 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,644 I'd be frightened, too. 109 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:21,190 I have money! Let's go to an ATM. 110 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,785 The Lord doesn't need your filthy, filthy lucre, thief. 111 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,707 The Lord is calling for a new world order! 112 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,250 [crowd cheering] 113 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:45,047 A world ruled by the righteous undead! 114 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,049 [grunting] 115 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,686 You sure you don't want to talk about it? 116 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:01,397 No, we're good. We'll grab dinner later? 117 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,776 -Clive... -It's fine, Dale. Really. 118 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,155 Okay. But you're not fooling me. 119 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,420 [door opens and closes] 120 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,348 What are you doing back there? 121 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,391 Waiting for you to stop staring at me 122 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,019 like the dumbest goat on the mountain. Drive! 123 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,232 You need to get in the front. 124 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,775 I'm almost tempted to. 125 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,527 It smells like felon back here. 126 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,570 It does not smell like felon. This is... 127 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,155 [clicking] 128 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,117 -What are you looking for? -The button for the privacy divider. 129 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,829 You're a nice man, but you'd be so much nicer if I couldn't hear you. 130 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,332 All right, that's it. Get in the front. 131 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:04,168 We're not going anywhere like this, Miss Daisy. 132 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,015 Really? 133 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,852 What? Go already! 134 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,188 We have a ridiculous crime to solve! 135 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,613 Yeah, that just clips on right... 136 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:37,201 There you go! See? You got it. 137 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:41,872 Wow, I managed to get dressed. Watch out, human terrorists! 138 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,584 Major, when do we get rifles? 139 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,003 Week two, long as you make us proud this week. 140 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,842 Look, I know you're a little nervous 141 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,677 and that's natural before your first patrol. 142 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,222 [scoffs] Who's nervous? I'm tired. 143 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,766 You got me rooming with a bitch that smells like a zoo animal. 144 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,560 I can't get any sleep! 145 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,271 Unless I'm talking to this guy. The boy is dull. 146 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,522 Try talking to him. You'll see. 147 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,940 You can run your mouth all you want, 148 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,734 as long as you don't run when we're on the streets. 149 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,235 You got something you wanna say to me? 150 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,279 Yeah, I just said it. 151 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,740 You heard me say it, right? That thing about "don't run"? 152 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,450 Guys, no one's running. 153 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,411 Remember that you're stronger than the humans, you have guns. 154 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,122 What's the only thing that can hurt you? 155 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,499 Duh! Head shot, General. 156 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,047 Then maybe you should secure that, rook. 157 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,383 Let's move out. 158 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,934 [whistles softly] 159 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,066 I guess this is what they call the good life. 160 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,693 With these knees, they better have an elevator in the good life 161 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,488 or you're going to be carrying me up the stairs like a Sherpa. 162 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,073 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 163 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,826 Hey! All the clothing goes in the second moving van. 164 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,163 [clears throat] Hello, I'm Detective Babineaux, homicide, 165 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,414 and this is Liv Moore. 166 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,958 You might remember her as the star of Murder, She Wrote. 167 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,252 Where have you been hiding all my life? 168 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,922 You're like a white Ricardo Montalban. 169 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,802 -Are you in charge here? -Uh, no. 170 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:21,889 I am, or, rather, was, Mrs. Brinks' chauffeur. Carlton Clerg. 171 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,311 Mr. Clerg, it looks like word of Mrs. Brinks' passing has gotten out. 172 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,730 Well, I was there at the club waiting for her to finish her round 173 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,023 when she died. So... 174 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,276 I'm sorry... Did you say homicide? 175 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,195 Wasn't Mrs. Brinks struck by a golf ball? 176 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,489 She was shot. By a golf ball gun. 177 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,282 A golf ball gun? 178 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,576 Did Mrs. Brinks have any enemies you know of? 179 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,496 None that I can think of. Mrs. Brinks was well-loved. 180 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,332 You two club-foots be careful with that piano, comprende? 181 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,667 You drop it, I'll bury you in it! 182 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,298 -No one? -Her son. 183 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,884 You think her son might've wanted her dead? 184 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,053 They've been feuding for 30 years. 185 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,555 Business dealings, I think. 186 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,933 -Where could I find her son? -Oh, he lives in Miami. 187 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,563 It would be tough for her son in Miami 188 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:14,650 to kill Mrs. Brinks in the walled city of New Seattle. 189 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,027 Oh, yeah... 190 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,697 Why would anyone kill such a nice old lady? 191 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,116 Every day at sunset, she used to walk the gardens 192 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,784 and tell me how much she loved them. 193 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,120 I bet she didn't love these gladiolas. 194 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,331 They are crap. Crapiolas! 195 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,376 Oh, Mrs. Brinks wasn't afraid to tell you what she thought, 196 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,296 but she had such a generous spirit. 197 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,465 A big laugh, and such a way with words. 198 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,468 [Liv] Raggle fraggle friggin' fraggedy frack. 199 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,469 Ugh... 200 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:42,928 [microwave beeping] 201 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,096 What are you doing? 202 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,140 Just trying to warm up my rum toddy. 203 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,767 -You got into their rum? -Yeah! 204 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,728 And I'm trying to warm it up in the microheater 205 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,105 but I can never figure these gizmos out. 206 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,440 [beeping continues] 207 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,150 [child coughing] 208 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,277 I'm sorry, one second. Coming! 209 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,115 How you feeling, honey? 210 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,409 You have to try to eat something, okay? 211 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,829 So you can get strong like Superman. 212 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,416 -I'm not hungry. -Try. 213 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,711 This is my son, Alex. He's home sick today. 214 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,213 Sorry to hear that, pal. 215 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,590 Get your shoes off the couch, kid. 216 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,008 Were you raised in a barn? 217 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,595 Yeah, you should probably take your shoes off. 218 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,388 Liv, take a look at this painting. 219 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,017 [whistles] Wow! Look at those rocks! 220 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,144 She wore that necklace on special occasions. 221 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:36,815 Really? I thought it sank to the bottom of the sea with the Titanic. 222 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,568 You made a joke. 223 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,279 I would've shot her in the skull for jewels like that. 224 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,073 -You sure it's still around? -You know what? 225 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,201 We haven't found them yet. But I know where they might be. 226 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,331 So, it seems that Mrs. Brinks was the only one who knew the combination, 227 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,792 so it's up to you to get it open. 228 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,129 The digital lock on this safe has over a trillion possible combinations. 229 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,465 The heat death of the universe would happen 230 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,133 before we checked them one at a time, 231 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,386 no matter how many GPUs you throw at it. 232 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,722 Now, this board, designed by moi, 233 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:13,060 uses a one million qubit quantum chip that I got from... 234 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,104 Well, never mind where I got it from. 235 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:19,191 With this, we can test all the combinations almost simult-- 236 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,776 Don't care, just open it. 237 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,861 Hmm. 238 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,615 They're lying. Every one of ‘em. 239 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,160 That's what I thought, too! They're filthy, damn liars! 240 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,371 Hey! Slow down, Jesse Owens! 241 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,707 What makes you think so? 242 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,460 Because you're the most repugnant, repulsive person I have ever met. 243 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,504 That seems uncalled for. Your point? 244 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,381 They all lied. 245 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,425 They said Mrs. Brinks was loved. 246 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,886 "Nice. A generous spirit." 247 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,846 That has not been my experience. 248 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,099 Why do you think they're "filthy damn liars"? 249 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,059 They're the help. That's what they do. 250 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,229 But I say you're barking up the wrong tree, Clive. 251 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,899 Everybody knows you follow the money, stupid. 252 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,442 Find the necklace, find the killer. 253 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,279 Liv, you're going to need to dig deep 254 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:10,159 and find a way to refrain from calling me "dummy" or "stupid." 255 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,745 You're right. You know, 256 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,624 compared to the boy toy I've been shagging, you're a regular Einstein. 257 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,085 It was seriously scary on that street. 258 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,630 Have I told you humans just blast away on shotguns randomly 259 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,341 when they see our patrols? They think it's hilarious. 260 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,886 So of course we're all jumpy, and I'm thinking, "These kids're gonna blow it." 261 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,763 Totally green, first day on patrol, 262 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,808 but they hung tough! Kept their cool, listened. 263 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,352 Great story. 264 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,521 Now why don't you come over here, you dirty little soldier boy, 265 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,359 and let Mama show you a trick I like to call the "Loni Anderson." 266 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,361 Do I want to ask what brain you're on right now? 267 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,614 Why don't you just work on being the strong, silent type? 268 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,451 [chuckles] 269 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,287 Oh, oh, oh. Watch the hip. Yeah. 270 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,095 Oh! 271 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,847 -[Liv] Good morning! -Morning! 272 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,308 Liv, last night, the "Loni Anderson"? 273 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,228 [softly] That was a next-level maneuver. 274 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,396 [clears throat] 275 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,399 Where you rushing off to? 276 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,609 I have things to do, darling. 277 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,029 And I'm not in the habit of crashing at a swinging bachelor pad 278 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,740 -filled with sweaty young men. -Seems like a habit. 279 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,908 [sizzling] 280 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618 Something's burning. 281 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,869 Oh! Guys! 282 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,753 [cheering] 283 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,717 [Mrs. Brinks] Hey! Stop screwing around and get back to work! 284 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,385 And no guns! 285 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,972 It just shoots golf balls, Mrs. Brinks. It's for gophers! 286 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,182 [breathing heavily] 287 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,978 What'd you see? 288 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,896 Were you losing your virginity to Howard Hughes? 289 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,942 I believe I'll be saving that information for my driver. 290 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,236 -Liv, Clive isn't your-- -But first I need to get in 291 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,863 nine holes at the club. 292 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,333 Does she have a country club membership? 293 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,127 I don't think she has clubs. 294 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,379 Ravi, got a sec? 295 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,964 Ah, actually a little swamped right now. 296 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,594 It's a personal matter of a... 297 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,681 Sexual nature. 298 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,814 I'm sorry, what I meant was, 299 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,941 I have all the time in the world. 300 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,533 -Okay, well, Dale and I... -Hmm... 301 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,410 Everything is great between us. 302 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,124 -But? -But, for obvious reasons, 303 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,501 we can't be... 304 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,590 Intimate with each other, and it's becoming a problem. 305 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,097 Have you tried mutual masturbation? 306 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,643 It's like taking separate cars to the same firework show. 307 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,062 [softly] We have. 308 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,399 But you really can't replace sex with... 309 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,693 That and... 310 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,780 And the urge is causing problems-- 311 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,908 Well, hello! Boy, did I walk in at the right time. 312 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,911 I had something to tell you, but yours is way more interesting. 313 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,498 This is a private conversation. Let's go. 314 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,792 More like a conversation about touching privates. 315 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,085 Don't mind me. 316 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,755 Fine, I'll leave you boys alone. 317 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,052 I'm dying to know how you think I can help with this situation. 318 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,597 Isn't there something that would... 319 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,602 Temper my sex drive? 320 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,772 I can prescribe an SSRI. 321 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,316 Technically, it's anti-anxiety medication, 322 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,028 but decreased libido is a common side effect. 323 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,740 Are you sure you wanna do this, Clive? 324 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,494 Let's give it a try. 325 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,588 You had something to tell me? 326 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,720 Wouldn't you rather stay in there with Ravi and talk about your genitals? 327 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,186 It's a toss-up. 328 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,353 Hmm. 329 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,356 I had a vision. 330 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,400 Then you get the nod. 331 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,029 I was staring out an upstairs window at Sandy's mansion, 332 00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,824 and I saw her three servants taking target practice with a-- 333 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,784 A golf ball gun! 334 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,120 A golf ball gun, yeah. 335 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,831 Our killer has to be one of those three. 336 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,585 Did you do the math yourself, genius? 337 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,630 [Angus] Brothers and sisters! 338 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,841 Brothers and sisters, come and be fed! 339 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:18,800 [bell tolling] 340 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,887 Join us, I say join us, 341 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,805 and never be hungry again! 342 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,975 Join us, I say join us! Come and be fed! 343 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:33,315 ♪ Join us join us ♪ 344 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,985 ♪ Join us ♪ 345 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,905 ♪ Join... ♪ 346 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,367 Stop. 347 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,670 Well, aren't you the most beautiful girl in the world. 348 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,130 Do you have brains for sale? 349 00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,424 [sighing] 350 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,969 Brains for sale? 351 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,598 That's not how the good Lord works. 352 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,810 Psst. 353 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,064 We have brains 354 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,150 for free. 355 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,657 Tell all your friends. All are welcome. 356 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,871 All are welcome! 357 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,708 [indistinct chatter] 358 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,793 Join us! 359 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,587 Come join us! 360 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,214 [laughing] 361 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,684 [scoffs] 362 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,520 You're all only making that face because you can't afford this. 363 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:54,813 [Clive] ...thank you. 364 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,693 That was Mrs. Brinks' lawyer. You'll never... [sniffs] Wow! 365 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,778 That smell... 366 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,948 Anyway, you'll never believe what's in her will. 367 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,702 Upon her death, Mrs. Brinks left each of our suspects 368 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,871 -a million bucks! -Huh? 369 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,999 -A billion dollars? -No, a million. 370 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,585 Well, still, why would she do that? 371 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,420 I'm curious myself. 372 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,548 The lawyer says the beneficiaries don't know about the money yet. 373 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,175 But if one of them found out? 374 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,843 I'm bringing them in. 375 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,344 Let's see who's the least surprised 376 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,180 about their $1,000,000 payout. 377 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,931 That person is likely our killer. 378 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,267 And who is this magical face-reader 379 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,811 that's gonna be able to measure "level of surprise"? 380 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,564 I'm a detective, Liv. 381 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,068 You do realize the killer will pretend to be surprised? 382 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,903 [sighs] 383 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,363 It's what I do. 384 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,786 You all told us Mrs. Brinks was a saint. 385 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,537 But that's not exactly true, is it? 386 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:56,291 We had a long talk with Mrs. Brinks' friend, Maxine Lippman. 387 00:22:56,833 --> 00:23:01,797 She made us aware your duties included more than driving her car. 388 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,466 Don't be coy, Clive. He gave her sex. 389 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,761 Sex for money. And you know what that makes him? 390 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,971 A whore. 391 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,017 [sighs heavily] 392 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,354 The first time it just kind of happened. 393 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:20,524 I tried to cut it off, but she said she'd tell my wife. 394 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,109 Is that why you killed her? 395 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,362 We know you all had access to the golf ball gun. 396 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,697 And you were already at the country club waiting for her. 397 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,407 I didn't do it. 398 00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:32,661 [Clive] Your son, Alex, sweet kid, 399 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,705 but he didn't just have a cold the other day, did he? 400 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:36,998 He has a heart defect. 401 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,377 Maxine Lippman told me the boy needs an operation in Los Angeles. 402 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,338 You asked Mrs. Brinks for a loan to hire a coyote 403 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:46,133 to sneak him out of the city. She turned you down. 404 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,387 Is that why you killed her? 405 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,226 Without that operation, he'll die. 406 00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,605 He's only six. Mrs. Brinks would rather let him die 407 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,816 than loan me 20 grand. 408 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,527 She said it would set a bad precedent. 409 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,112 Well, it would. 410 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,531 Is that why you killed her? 411 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,368 I am not a murderer. 412 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,080 Mrs. Brinks promised to write a recommendation letter 413 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,458 to her Alma mater to get your daughter into college back east. 414 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,835 But she never sent it. 415 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,462 If she'd gotten in, she wouldn't have been here in Seattle 416 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,298 and she wouldn't have been turned into a zombie. 417 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,717 Mrs. Brinks was a terrible person. 418 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,968 No one will miss her. Is that why you killed her? 419 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,138 [chuckles] 420 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,307 I didn't kill her. 421 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,558 [paper rustling] 422 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,154 All right, you're free to go. 423 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,910 By the way, 424 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:59,789 are you aware that in her will, Mrs. Brinks left you a million dollars? 425 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,082 What? 426 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,294 That can't be true. 427 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,300 -That's a lie, no. That's a trick. -It's true. 428 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:14,429 I worked for that woman for 15 years 429 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,765 and I never heard a kind word from her. 430 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,604 Give us a moment, please. 431 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:29,277 So, Columbo, whodunnit? 432 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,530 I don't know. 433 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:36,076 But you saw all their faces, and you're a detective. 434 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:42,082 Not one of them cracked, even a little bit, 435 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,668 even when we gave them a chance to turn on the killer. 436 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,882 I cracked it as we knew I would, 437 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,134 though it was no simple task. I had to reconfigure the-- 438 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,803 This is the stuff from the safe? 439 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,765 -Uh, jewels. Bonds. Legal papers. -Hmm. 440 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,934 The one from the painting. 441 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,311 So stealing this wasn't the killer's motive. 442 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,564 There goes your big theory. It's really not your day. 443 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,985 That was your theory. But there is this... 444 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:14,072 The will. If anyone in the staff managed to see this will, 445 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:16,616 he or she would've known there was $1,000,000 coming to them-- 446 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,493 Once Sandy Brinks was dead. 447 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:25,166 -What was the combination? -0-8-3-0-1-0. 448 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:32,132 [youth] "Proudly serving the undead." Screw you! 449 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,261 Hey! They're closed. 450 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,388 -They don't look closed. -And you don't look stupid, 451 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,307 so be smart and keep walking. 452 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,104 You! Get out of here! Go! 453 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,232 Al-Shabaz. What kind of name is that? 454 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,817 Sounds like a zombie name. 455 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,277 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 456 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,571 Are you a zombie? Or just a zombie lover? 457 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,699 Just get out of here. The soldiers are here. 458 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,119 Actually, we prefer to be called the Peacekeepers. 459 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,788 -How's it going, fellas? -Very bad. 460 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,041 They're harassing my customers. Look what they did. 461 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,460 Okay, yeah. We'll take care of the clean-up. 462 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,795 How about you gentlemen take your business elsewhere? 463 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:14,424 Ah, no, we're real happy right here, thanks. 464 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,719 We love the... What's the word I'm looking for? 465 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,637 Ambiance. 466 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,681 Well, I don't know about ambiance, 467 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,933 but you're gonna need an ambulance if you don't get moving. 468 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,977 Relax! These guys are smart. 469 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,605 They know they can either leave on foot or in cuffs. 470 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,690 What? Are you gonna "miracle" those cuffs on us? 471 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:31,900 You and some girl? 472 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,236 Yeah, I mean sure, you guys got guns but we got guns too. 473 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,614 Theirs are bigger. 474 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,325 Shoot them! I'm sick of this! Every day with them. 475 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,534 No one does anything. 476 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,495 Okay, no, we got this. Why don't you go inside, 477 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,871 cool down, we'll get it all figured out. 478 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,086 You know what, let's bounce. 479 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,588 This place smells like spoiled meat, anyway. 480 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,469 Hey! Touch me again and we'll see how tough you are 481 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:00,929 with a bullet in your head. 482 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,473 -Or a bullet in yours! -Hey! 483 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,309 -I'm going long! Going long! -Hey! 484 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,268 Major! 485 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,563 [panting] 486 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,190 [grunting] [growls] 487 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:17,779 Get her! Hey! 488 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,573 -Stop! -Come on! 489 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,493 She scratched me! Look what that bitch did! 490 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,787 -What? Stop... -It's okay. Calm down! 491 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,414 -You're gonna be all right. -No, I won't, okay? 492 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,500 I'm not gonna be a zombie. We made a pact, so do it! 493 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,710 No! Hey, don't do that, all right? He doesn't mean it. 494 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,254 Do it! Please do it! 495 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,505 [grunting] 496 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,383 Let him go. Let him kill me, please! 497 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,428 Hey! Hey, stop that! 498 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,097 -I don't wanna be a zombie! -Come back here! 499 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,056 No! 500 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,143 No... 501 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,276 Zero-eight-three-zero-one-zero. 502 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,612 August 30th, 2010. Your son's date of birth. 503 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,740 You programmed Mrs. Brinks' safe, 504 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,533 because she wasn't good with that stuff, was she? 505 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,869 Who can blame her? All the stupid gadgets these days 506 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,954 beepin' and boppin' and boopin'. 507 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,497 I got this. 508 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,752 You saw her last will and testament inside the safe. 509 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,504 You knew there was $1,000,000 coming your way 510 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,881 when Mrs. Brinks died. 511 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:20,925 More than enough to get your little boy to LA for that surgery. 512 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,679 It could save his life. 513 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,684 Why don't you write it all down for us? 514 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647 Let's get this behind you, okay? 515 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,662 [Clive] An address? 516 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,333 That's not what we were hoping for. 517 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,377 Take my son there, and I'll confess to everything. 518 00:29:56,461 --> 00:30:00,381 It's all arranged with Renegade, but it has to happen tonight. 519 00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:03,510 This address? 520 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,596 It's in a neighborhood that's been locked down 521 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,224 because of anti-zombie terrorist activity. 522 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,976 Only authorized personnel are allowed in. 523 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,353 You're a policeman. 524 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,146 Which is why I can't do this. 525 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,314 [sighs] 526 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,526 Going there is a crime, so is sneaking people out of Seattle. 527 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:23,279 Please, my ex-husband is expecting him. 528 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,866 The boy needs to be with his father. 529 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,956 He will die if you don't help him. 530 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,126 Please! 531 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,380 Please. 532 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,015 Liv, you got a soft heart, which is wonderful, 533 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,018 but I can't do this. And neither should you. 534 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,728 What the hell are you talking about? 535 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,313 Of course I'm not going to do it. 536 00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,023 What am I, Mother Teresa? 537 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,818 I am not responsible for all the world's problems. 538 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,236 Take her to the clink! 539 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:11,661 Hey, Big Spender. 540 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,122 Wanna take a lady for a fancy gourmet meal? 541 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:16,749 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 542 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,793 I heard someone call hot dogs, 543 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,045 "The filet mignon of the common man." 544 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,676 Someone who's never had a filet mignon, maybe. 545 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,929 I could've... 546 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,015 You didn't want... So, look what I found in the bathroom. 547 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,938 Anti-anxiety meds? 548 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,649 You're not the anxious type, Clive. 549 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,862 Your composure is one of my turn-ons. 550 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:48,448 I don't know. Pressures at work. Hmm. 551 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,869 So I read up on some of the side effects. 552 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,288 How ‘bout we shut down detective mode? 553 00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:01,586 "Decreased libido" was the one that caught my eye. 554 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,963 Okay, look. 555 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,133 I love you. 556 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,180 Everything is great, except the one thing. 557 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,557 I thought if I just took that out of the equation, then-- 558 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:19,020 You're not doing this, baby. We'll figure something else out. 559 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,942 But I'm fresh out of ideas. 560 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,152 You? 561 00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,949 I know you heard some of what Clive was telling me earlier. 562 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,951 And even though it's clearly funny, 563 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:36,746 I mean, sexual performance stuff is the lowest hanging fruit. 564 00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,581 You really shouldn't tease him. 565 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,541 Now, that probably seems impossible because 566 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,835 you're currently on the bitchiest brain alive, but-- 567 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,797 This woman's child is going to die, and I'm letting it happen. 568 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,636 I take it the brain has worn off. 569 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,264 I've been awful. 570 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,183 No, you have... 571 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,311 Well, yeah, you've been awful. 572 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,731 Really terrible. I mean, the worst. 573 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:07,235 But we'll make it right, I swear. 574 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:11,030 Hey, what do we have to do? 575 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,787 Thanks for bringing him. We'll take it from here. 576 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,331 There's enough in there to cover the fee for the coyote. 577 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,334 -We both chipped in. -Thanks, that's amazing. 578 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,628 Hey, little man. Come here. 579 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,464 [grunts] Everything's going to be just fine. 580 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:32,844 Thanks. 581 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,683 Hey, you okay back there? 582 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:42,478 Piece of cake, right? But we're at the checkpoint now, so shh. 583 00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,871 Hello, Officer. I'm not an officer. 584 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,957 Soldier? 585 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,543 I'm not sure what to call you. 586 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,504 We're just on our way to pick up a corpse. 587 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,548 Who authorized this? 588 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,385 A-a murderer, I suppose. 589 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,888 Look, we get a call there's a dead body, 590 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,515 we show up and do our thing. [clears throat] 591 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:31,319 -I'm going to get my supervisor. -Ah... 592 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:34,238 [soldier] Sir? Oh, hello, Major. 593 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:57,929 What's your business? 594 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,600 We're, uh... Picking up a body. 595 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,811 I'm pretty sure I'd know if there had been a murder in this sector. 596 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,855 This sector where it's dangerous for zombies. 597 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,066 Particularly those who refuse to tan and dye. 598 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,692 Look, do you want to know our business? 599 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,779 If you want to know our business, I'll tell you. 600 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:16,989 -But ignorance, in this case, may-- -[soldier] Major! I saw something moving back there. Should we check? 601 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,717 -They're clear. Let them through. -But-- 602 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,302 Let 'em through! 603 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,610 [Ravi] This is the address 604 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:58,364 and it actually does look very secret underground railroady. 605 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,910 [pop music playing on radio] 606 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:14,922 It's gotta be that one. 607 00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,934 Renegade? 608 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,144 [gun cocking] 609 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,812 Who wants to know? 610 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,025 -[stammering] A friend. -Three friends. 611 00:36:35,818 --> 00:36:38,196 They're okay. I know who they are. 612 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,448 Come over here. 613 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,541 You know who we are? 614 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:56,005 Liv Moore and Ravi Chakrabarti from the police morgue. 615 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:59,717 -Have we met? -Oh, we have, but don't worry. 616 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,678 Being forgettable is an advantage in my line of work. 617 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,224 You're Renegade. 618 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,435 My friends call me Mama Leone. 619 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:12,438 Like the Billy Joel song? Is that your real-- 620 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,859 You know what? Doesn't matter. 621 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,654 I'm sorry. Renegade sounded... 622 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:20,988 [mimics grunting] 623 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:23,658 Well, you're not who I expected either. 624 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,827 You can explain later. 625 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,455 But, you! 626 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:33,876 I have been looking forward to meeting you. 627 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,420 We're going to get you back to your daddy 628 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,757 in Los Angeles lickety-split, okay? 629 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,885 This is for you. 630 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,178 Ah! 631 00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:50,476 Please understand, we're not a for-profit organization. 632 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:54,438 We've gotta buy off a lot of greedy people to sneak people in and out. 633 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,526 Alex, this is the man that's gonna be taking you. 634 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,820 He is one of our best! 635 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,571 So you'll be fine, okay? 636 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,201 [whispering inaudibly] 637 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,954 Okay? All right. Now. 638 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,164 Now, we cannot have you two leaving the building 639 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,833 the same way that you came in. 640 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,876 There's more than one... 641 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:19,880 Well, there's a secret panel at the back of that dryer. 642 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,008 You just have to feel around for the latch. 643 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,760 So exciting! It's like being in a Bond film... 644 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,804 [dryer door opens] 645 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,141 Oh, there she is! 646 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,727 Oh, hang on... 647 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:36,856 Is there like a handle, or do you push... 648 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,275 -No, no, just keep looking. -Yeah. 649 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:44,030 Very funny. 650 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,114 [all laughing] 651 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,699 That was fun. 652 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,454 See? I told you I could make the tall man climb into the dryer. 653 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,081 We should get going. 654 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:59,211 [sighs] I bet your dad can't wait to see you. 655 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:01,964 Let's go, pal. 656 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,348 What a world, huh? 657 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,230 -[knock at door] -Hold on! 658 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,402 -Liv. -Before you start in on me, 659 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:25,363 you should know that I am in no mood. 660 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,824 We were saving a sick child, okay? Getting him out of Seattle. 661 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,618 So, human smuggling? 662 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:32,578 If anyone found out I let you do that, 663 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,497 I could spend years in a deep freeze, or worse. 664 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,792 Yeah, well, if Fillmore-Graves hadn't caused this whole zombie epidemic 665 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,836 then we wouldn't be living in a walled city that required such things. 666 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,964 I may have just saved your life by risking my own. 667 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:47,385 I know you're not feeling very chatty, but how about a simple "thank you." 668 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,261 Thank you. 669 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,348 God, you're holier than thou. 670 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,144 You... You think you're the only good zombie. 671 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,854 The only zombie trying to make things right... 672 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:02,400 Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe it's just that I remember a Major Lillywhite 673 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,194 who would've stood by a sick child. 674 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,325 This thing we've been doing, 675 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:14,578 sleeping with each other because we can, because it's easy... 676 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,289 Yeah, we can't do it anymore. 677 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:21,210 Not when I know that my life choices so offend you. 678 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:23,963 Agreed. 679 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,466 Goodbye, Major. 680 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,556 [door opens and closes] 681 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,685 We shall ascend, my child. 682 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,061 Bless you, Father. 683 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,396 [organ playing softly] 684 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,610 We shall ascend, my child. 685 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,654 Bless you, Father. 686 00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:00,416 Are ye hungry, my children? 687 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,043 [congregation] Feed us, Father!