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COYOTE AND ROAD RUNNER
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Am I the first person
you've snuck into Seattle?
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Don't worry.
I've done this a bunch of times.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Fire!
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CP403
DISASTER RELIEF
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CHECKPOINT
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-I'm freaking out. I can't--
-Hey, look at me.
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I've done this a million times.
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You got this.
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So now, Harrison Ford loves
millennials and haunted houses.
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Hold on, what's this?
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"Don E and DJ Deep Cuts present
'Scratch-Up'
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Human vs. Zombie Night every Tuesday
night at The Scratching Post.
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Can't we all just get along?"
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This can't be real.
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Very real. Very tone-deaf.
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Very much in their wheelhouse.
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Exploiting the fragile state
of human-zombie relations
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for a topical dance theme?
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Blaine must be really
hard-up for business.
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Or, you know, he's Blaine.
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CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
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Excuse me.
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The victim was shot through the heart.
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Point blank range. Execution style.
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The bullet is lodged in the wall, there.
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One in the chamber.
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Right through the chamber.
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Heart chamber. Medical humor.
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The best jokes are the ones
you have to explain.
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Sick burn.
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Ballistics should be able to match
the bullets to a firearm
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and narrow down the murder weapon,
but that's all we got.
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I'm gonna need your A-game
on this one, Liv,
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even though you don't have
much to go on. Literally.
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Most of the victim's brain is missing.
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What do you mean "missing"?
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I mean, someone tried to steal the whole
kit 'n' caboodle, but got interrupted.
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So all you have to work with is...
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the "kit."
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That does not look good
for human-zombie relations.
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THE BEGINNING
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THE INFECTION
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THE TRANSFORMATION
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THE EX-FIANCE
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THE BEST FRIEND
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THE PROPHET
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THE ALLY
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THE PARTNER
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...BUT I'M A ZOMBIE
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IZOMBIE
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IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN Clive's theory holds,
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whoever did this was acting fast
and loose with one hell of a bone saw.
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The murder was so clean.
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Why was the brain
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Could've been different culprits.
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One guy's whack is another's snack. Ready to have your minds blown?
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Sorry, scratch that.
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-Come on, mate.
-Too soon, bro.
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Yeah.
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I got an ID on our murder victim.
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Annie Wallace. 25 years old,
from Johnson County, Kansas,
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where she was living until three days ago.
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Her parents reported her
missing yesterday.
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And from a preliminary investigation
into her recent Internet searches,
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as well as a transfer of $25,000
into an untraceable account.
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It's looking like Annie hired
a Coyote to smuggle her into Seattle.
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Why? She was perfectly healthy.
No need to be zombified.
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Something must've brought her here
that was worth dying for.
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Something, or someone...
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There's a Seattle number that Annie
called and texted non-stop.
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A guy named Allan Fox.
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Not sure what their relationship was,
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but transcripts are on their way in,
along with Mr. Fox himself.
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So you might wanna make yourself
a little snack.
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It will be just a little snack,
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thank you very much. Because this
has to last me a week.
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Don't you always say
you wish you were on a diet?
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I am kidding!
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I am mocking people who say that.
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That's how anti-diet I am.
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I have bits about my hatred
of that lifestyle choice!
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All right. You are hangry
and you haven't even started.
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Wow. Allan Fox.
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Did my heart love till now?
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-Forswear it, sight...
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For I never saw true beauty, till this...
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Liv! Liv!
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Was that a vision?
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Yes, he is.
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Is this about Annie?
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She tried to cross into Seattle,
didn't she?
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Why don't you take a seat, Allan.
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She did.
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I warned her. I said,
"Annie, don't do it! Don't..."
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How do you know Ms. Wallace?
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We met online about a month ago.
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Well, 29 days, 18 hours and 30...
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six seconds ago,
but who's counting, right?
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And how did you two meet exactly?
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We met in a Bridget Jones' Diary
chat room.
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Go on.
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Oh, boy.
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There's a lot of rom-com obsessed
women on those sites,
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but Annie was different.
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You know, she... I mean, sure,
she was a hopeless romantic like me.
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A hopeless romantic, huh?
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But we were both after
for the real thing. True love.
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Can't sleep, keep you up at night,
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inconvenient, all-consuming,
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lose your job and who cares anyway
because who needs another telemarketer.
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Yeah, I think we get it.
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Love.
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A lot of women who love Bridget Jones
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say they want a Mark Darcy,
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but are really hung up
on a Daniel Cleaver.
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Or worse, a Daniel Cleaver
who's posing as a Mark Darcy.
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-The worst.
Yeah.
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But I'm a real Mark Darcy.
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-And Annie sees that.
-Saw that.
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Oh, my goodness. I guess we're just
finishing each other's sentences.
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Looking at these texts,
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you've been planning your wedding,
your honeymoon, your kids' names,
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even though you've only known
each other for a month
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and never met face-to-face.
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You know how crazy that sounds?
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Sounds like true love.
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It is.
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We're soulmates.
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Then why did you tell her
not to come to Seattle?
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"I mean it. Don't come here, Annie."
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"Don't come to Seattle."
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"Seriously, coming to Seattle
would be a terrible idea."
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She talked about sneaking
into Seattle all the time,
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thought it would be romantic.
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But she doesn't live here,
she doesn't know how dangerous it is.
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I tried to dissuade her all the time
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without getting into the gritty details,
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but it sounds like it didn't work?
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So, where is she now?
Is she back in Kansas?
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Is she in a holding cell?
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Can I see her?
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Is she... Is she in trouble?
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She's not in trouble, Allan.
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She's dead.
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Dead? No.
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No.
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No!
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Why don't we take five?
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CRAZY STUPID LIV
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It's just not fair.
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Tomorrow is our month anniversary.
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I understand.
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Most of my boyfriends
have died in terrible ways too.
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But who knows,
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maybe you'll find someone new.
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Sooner than you think.
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Maybe they're right in front of your face,
and you don't even know it.
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Sorry, there was a bug.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you meet me tonight
at The Scratching Post?
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I just want to be alone.
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Watch The Notebook.
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"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
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What?
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Sorry, the bug was back.
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It was a spider and it was pregnant, so...
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Oh, my God! Did you get it?
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Yeah, yeah. No. I saw it hobble off.
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-I maimed it, we're good.
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Over there.
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Allan. Allan. I know
you're going through a lot right now,
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but human-zombie night
at The Scratching Post
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is only once a week.
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And I think Annie would want you to find
your next Bridget Jones, don't you?
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I think she'd want me to wait a day.
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Allan.
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You're free to go for now,
but don't travel far.
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Not that you can.
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So, see you tonight?
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-Oh.
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Am I fatter than Annie?
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Liv, I know you're on a flighty
romantic brain,
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but I need you to focus.
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You cannot see Allan outside of this case.
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I think he may be our guy.
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But I'm 100% sure he's innocent.
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Based on what?
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The fact that he may be
my future soulmate!
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He may be a future inmate, Liv!
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You've known him for 45 minutes!
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I'm not going down
this rabbit hole with you.
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We need to find Annie's coyote.
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He was one of the last people
to see her alive,
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so he may have seen her killer, too.
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Problem is, coyotes aren't generally
that easy to find.
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Love always finds a way.
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Actually, I may know someone.
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I'll try to get a hold of her.
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-Sir.
-Not a good time, Major.
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There's been a scratching.
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An accidental one.
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I've been trying to get to you for days.
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Your office won't give me ten seconds.
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If Alice can resist your charms,
she's better than I thought she was.
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-A lawsuit.
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Our cadet, Jordan Gladwell,
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accidentally scratched
an aggressive human during a call.
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Now, his family is suing her
for wrongful death.
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She's panicking.
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Plus, Fillmore-Graves
is listed as a defendant.
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Good luck with that.
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I'm more concerned
with the extra mouth I have to feed.
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There's also a video.
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She scratched him in rage mode.
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In uniform.
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Has it been leaked?
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Not yet.
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Keep it that way.
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you, Alice.
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Morning.
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I found this on my windshield an hour ago.
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THE DARWIN PROJECT
WE CAN HELP YOU! Has anyone heard of it?
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Apparently, "The Darwin Project"
is offering
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unimaginable wealth to zombies
willing to try to escape Seattle
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and volunteer their bodies for research.
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They could be a pharmaceutical company.
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They could be another
terrorist organization.
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They could be a rag-tag team
of indie filmmakers.
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I don't know.
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I don't care.
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I just want them snuffed out.
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Sir. All due respect,
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zombies leaving Seattle
is the U.S. Army's problem.
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We need to be laser focused
on our very massive brain shortage.
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It's serious.
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We've got undocumented humans
being scratched by coyotes.
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Fewer humans than we expected
are donating their brains,
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and those brains that do come our way,
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too many are falling off the trucks.
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How long do we have?
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Four to six months.
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That's when we'll start seeing
mass starvation,
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zombies turning.
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Look,
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no one's gonna blame you
for The Darwin Project,
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but you're supposed to feed these people.
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And if you fail in that,
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the 10,000 zombies we made
will come for your head.
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Chase Graves is here.
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Is that normal?
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Should I bring him a hooker?
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I'm good with water.
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Thank you.
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Little dark in here.
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It's a basement.
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I'm referring to the ambiance.
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00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,326
The look, the touch, the smell.
261
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,411
-Decay.
262
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,039
-Rot.
-We're dead, Chase.
263
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,374
Maybe that's your upper lip.
264
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,629
Look, I don't have anything for you
at the moment.
265
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,130
Well, I have something for you.
266
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,173
A decorator?
267
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,261
Have you heard of a coyote
who calls himself "Renegade"?
268
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:07,763
No.
269
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,516
Renegade's operation turns
more humans into zombies
270
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,768
than all other coyote outfits combined.
271
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,229
The city's brain rations
are suffering as a result,
272
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,898
which means that shutting down
Renegade is a top priority.
273
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,358
So here's the deal.
274
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,487
You bring me Renegade,
275
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,490
and you can go back to running
your establishments in peace.
276
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,705
And I'd never have to deal
with you ever again?
277
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,332
Consider it your final favor.
278
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,502
Consider it done.
279
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,592
TO THE LADLE FROM THE GRAVE
280
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,725
Get ready to get happy, my friend,
281
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,853
because I have got some
real beauties for you today.
282
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,273
I have medulla, frontal, occipital,
and cerebellum.
283
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:03,193
I have brain stem
and one last basal ganglia.
284
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,071
No temporal lobe?
285
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,365
Just sold out of temporal.
286
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,284
Sold out
287
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,870
I got a big order this week
from Le Dome, okay?
288
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,289
Hey, you want to put in
an advance order, be my guest.
289
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,874
Gimme the profiles.
290
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,209
And a free sample or two
291
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,337
before I take my business elsewhere.
292
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:26,008
Romeros does not take
Le Dome's sloppy seconds.
293
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:37,019
Ooh. Hit me with some of that mime brain.
294
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:37,937
That
295
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:43,400
is mime medulla with just a splash
of cortisol from the adrenal gland.
296
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,835
I'm just kidding, it hasn't kicked in yet.
297
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:05,047
But I do love mimes.
That's good blue brain material.
298
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,006
What else is good?
299
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,218
Catch of the day.
300
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,433
I like that.
301
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,728
That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Which one is that?
302
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,897
Love-struck Midwestern belle...
303
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,856
MIKE STABLER
ANNIE WALLACE
304
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,483
with a heart of gold.
305
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,902
No relation to the dead girl
of the same name
306
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,278
that everyone's freaking out about.
307
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,240
I'll take the whole thing.
308
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,950
Or whatever's left.
309
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,203
My supplier said it was a bit
of a rush job.
310
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,332
-Yeah, that's it.
311
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,626
Next time, don't take the business
with the competition.
312
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,838
So sensitive. What are you, my girlfriend?
313
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,466
Okay, okay. You know what?
314
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,219
I'm gonna throw in a little
architect brain, on the house.
315
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,638
Pun intended, very creative, very fun.
316
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,015
You see?
317
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,350
That's customer service.
318
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,897
Dalton. Got a minute?
319
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,653
You deal directly with the coyotes, right?
320
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,448
You buy from them,
and you sell to whoever you sell to.
321
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,159
Blaine, you know I always
come to you guys first,
322
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,202
but Le Dome cleaned me out this week.
323
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,580
Somebody had a sweet 16
at Fillmore-Graves and--
324
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,291
You ever deal with a coyote
named Renegade?
325
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,168
-I've heard of her.
326
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,335
Yeah, that's the word.
327
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,546
But, you know, her clients always
make it to Seattle alive,
328
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,631
so our paths have no cause for crossing.
329
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,468
You know anybody who deals with her
directly or knows her at all?
330
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,554
No, she's not really in our circles.
331
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,139
But, actually--
332
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,099
Yeah, you know,
333
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,686
when I was at Le Dome earlier,
I overheard this new zombie
334
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,939
at the bar. He was flapping his lips
about how he jumped the wall
335
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,400
when he was at death's door,
and how some old broad
336
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,402
scratched him and saved his life.
337
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,904
Okay. Bring me that guy,
338
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,448
and you can add two zeroes
to whatever you just charged us.
339
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,533
Hey, sure thing, boss.
340
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,495
And Dalton?
341
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,999
I don't care if the Sultan
of Malaysia's having a bar mitzvah,
342
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,751
you never, and I mean never,
343
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,170
go to Le Dome before us.
344
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,387
Thank God you're here!
345
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,639
What's going on
346
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,058
Liv is insisting I go with her
to human-zombie night
347
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,351
at The Scratching Post.
348
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,813
She said she met her "soulmate" today
349
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,650
and he'll be there, but it sounds like
he's a murder suspect
350
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,151
she talked to for an hour?
351
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,153
What brain is she on?
352
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,489
Hopeless romantic
with a penchant for rom-coms.
353
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,033
I caught her practicing
meet cutes today with a corpse.
354
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,618
You gotta wing-man me then.
355
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,579
I can't go alone to Blaine's club.
356
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,000
There's not enough alcohol in the world.
357
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,920
I am flattered.
358
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,883
Really, it's an honor
to just be nominated.
359
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,637
But I nearly killed myself rushing over,
360
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,474
because when I get a text that says,
"Emergency! Come over!"
361
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,227
I expect a degree of
life-or-death stakes,
362
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,396
not a night out at "da club."
363
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,481
So, hard pass.
364
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,440
No, no.
365
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,485
-You have to come.
-You can't make me!
366
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:14,987
Ravi.
367
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,989
You're coming!
368
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,283
Ravi, are you coming with us?
369
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,785
This is gonna be so much fun!
370
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,912
You're not wearing that, are you?
371
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,206
Yeah, that's just it.
372
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,918
I haven't a thing to wear.
373
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,922
So, very sadly, looks like I'm gonna
have to sit this one out.
374
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:34,882
Unless,
375
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,135
we do a make-over.
376
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,344
What?
377
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,889
Make-over, make-over, make-over!
378
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,700
-No, no, no, no, no.
-All right.
379
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,246
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
-Okay.
380
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:13,795
I love it.
381
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,473
Oh, yes!
382
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,525
Ooh.
383
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,571
Yes. Yes. Yes.
384
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,493
What is going on here?
385
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,329
Dude. My shirt!
386
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,206
Sorry, mate. Fashion casualty.
387
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,917
We're going to human-zombie night
at The Scratching Post.
388
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,168
Why? Major.
389
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,923
There is no easy way to tell you this,
390
00:20:58,674 --> 00:20:59,967
but I've met someone.
391
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,428
And I think he may be the love of my life.
392
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,431
She's crazy.
393
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,479
I've had a very long day,
394
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,274
unsuccessfully tracking down
an incriminating video.
395
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,150
Plus we're in a fight,
396
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,696
so I'm gonna go make myself a burrito.
397
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,911
He is so brave.
398
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,293
START A LOVE BRAIN, LOVE BRAIN
399
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,839
I don't think he's here yet.
400
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,347
Well, I need a drink. Shall we?
401
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:52,894
Yeah, actually, I think I might take
this make-over out for a quick spin first.
402
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,354
-So...
-You have to save me!
403
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,522
I'll see you in a few!
404
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,359
Scratch-Up forever!
405
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,699
-No.
406
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,742
Good.
407
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,828
Shot of tequila.
Then turn up this song. It kicks ass.
408
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,788
-And...
-I'll have what she's having.
409
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:16,877
I can't wait to see Allan
and look deeply, sensually, into his eyes.
410
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,128
Wanna open a tab?
411
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,921
Blaine lets us drink here for free.
412
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:20,881
Uh...
413
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,259
I can feel it, Peyton.
414
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,429
The twirling forces of fate and destiny,
415
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,805
burning inside me,
416
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,600
-tickling my loins...
-Like bad sushi.
417
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,352
We should go on a double date next week.
418
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,271
Does Derek like picnics?
419
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,026
Keep 'em coming.
420
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,114
What do you think is more romantic?
421
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,742
A spring wedding, or a fall wedding?
422
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,745
-Of course, you'd be my maid of honor.
Save me.
423
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,080
Sorry.
-I'm thinking...
424
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,332
nectar for the dresses,
425
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,709
that would look good
with your skin tone, yeah?
426
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,378
Liv, it's getting pretty late.
427
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,714
Fashionably late.
428
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,633
Classic Allan.
429
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,427
Do you think there's anywhere
to honeymoon in Seattle,
430
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,138
that doesn't feel like,
"Help, I'm trapped here forever"?
431
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,693
You've met him once.
432
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,737
He's human.
433
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,907
And he probably murdered
his last girlfriend.
434
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,450
Nobody's perfect!
435
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,036
-Liv.
-Peyton.
436
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,664
Human-zombie relationships can work.
437
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,542
Look at Blive and Cozzio, you know?
438
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,627
I'd rather read a book.
439
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,882
THE SCRATCHING POST
440
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,468
You know, I thought you and Ravi
had true love.
441
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,015
No.
442
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,399
Definitely not.
443
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,114
Let's go dance.
444
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,033
I'm afraid if I dance,
I'll miss Allan coming in.
445
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,244
Or I will vomit.
446
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,252
Okay.
447
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,599
I thought Allan was my soulmate.
448
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,350
But maybe Peyton was right.
449
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:41,771
Maybe Allan is just a murder suspect
who's just not that into me.
450
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,356
Hey!
451
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,526
-Let's go.
452
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,819
No! You haven't danced!
453
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,487
We just requested your favorite song!
454
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,573
I don't know. I just feel stupid.
455
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,075
Like I'm the biggest loser in here.
456
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,786
You are not the biggest loser in here!
457
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,248
Ravi, show her.
458
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,053
See?
459
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:16,306
This robot is the biggest loser here!
460
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,641
That was a robot?
461
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:21,853
They're playing it!
462
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,313
-Let's dance!
-Come on!
463
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,192
-I'm sorry.
464
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:11,861
And just like that,
465
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,489
I was shot with cupid's arrow.
466
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:15,782
Again!
467
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:20,537
Wow, this new person...
468
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:23,707
Did my heart love till now?
469
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,959
Forswear it, sight...
470
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,753
For I never saw true beauty,
471
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,796
-till...
-So!
472
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,589
I see you're part of the blue crew.
473
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:33,800
We're twinsies.
474
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,428
I'm Liv.
475
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,305
-Tim.
-Tim...
476
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,056
You're really beautiful.
477
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,392
Could this be it?
478
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,936
My one true love?
479
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,396
My soulmate?
480
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,074
Where'd Liv go?
481
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,369
Oh, there she...
482
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,538
Oh, my God!
483
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:09,461
It's like watching R2-D2 stick
his extension arm into the Grand Canyon.
484
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,672
-Sick robot callback!
-Oh!
485
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,683
MANIC PIXIE SCREAM GIRL
486
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,147
Liv
487
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,150
Tim wrote his number on my hand last night
488
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,027
and it smeared off and now it's gone!
489
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,154
Tim! Tim!
490
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:41,868
Liv. I'm sure you can find
another way to contact him.
491
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,454
How? I don't know his last name.
492
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,456
I don't know where he works.
493
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,335
All I know is he has these piercing
emerald eyes
494
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,421
and the smooth, velvety lips
of a sex angel.
495
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:56,633
That's not exactly something
you can Google, is it?
496
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,010
Not if you don't wanna see
stuff you can't unsee.
497
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,721
Thus, with a kiss, I die.
498
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,598
Again!
499
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,101
Aren't you forgetting a certain
500
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,229
four letter word that starts with "F"?
501
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:10,939
Funk
502
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,319
-I give up.
-Fate.
503
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,948
If it's true love,
you'll meet again, right?
504
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,827
Even if it means we go back
to human-zombie night next week.
505
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,497
I actually had a surprisingly fun time.
506
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,458
And I like supporting you
in your romantic endeavors
507
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,211
when you don't meet them
through Clive's murder investigations.
508
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,088
Oh, no.
509
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,673
-I almost forgot.
510
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,551
I saw Bozzio last night
at The Scratching Post.
511
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,386
She was cheating on Clive.
512
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,679
That's terrible.
513
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,931
-Yeah.
514
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:46,433
You think he'd wanna know?
515
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:50,186
Clive won't eat soup dumplings
because, "They have too many secrets."
516
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,647
So yeah, I do.
517
00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,655
Clive would want to know
that Bozzio's being unfaithful.
518
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,660
So why does the thought of telling him
leave my stomach in knots?
519
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,496
Because it'll break his heart.
520
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,378
Liv. Glad you're here.
I wanna show you something.
521
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:16,463
Hi, Liv.
522
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,090
Dale. Cute name, Dale.
523
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,677
Always reminds of that mentally
impaired cartoon chipmunk.
524
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,138
You know, the one who's always going
on adventures with Chip,
525
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,973
but was really just the dead weight
holding him back.
526
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,227
Sorry, child of the '80s.
527
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:32,979
Way after your time.
528
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,481
Okay.
529
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:39,402
Fun talk. I will see you later?
530
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:40,820
Yeah.
531
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:47,827
You okay?
532
00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,455
You seem tense.
533
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,457
I'm fine. Let's just focus on work.
534
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:53,833
I thought we were.
535
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,795
Remember that woman who I hoped
would lead us to Annie's coyote?
536
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,339
Well, I left messages for her,
537
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,508
I even stopped by her place,
and she's not answering.
538
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:02,592
So that's a no-go.
539
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,178
Well, I, on the other hand,
found out something interesting.
540
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:08,723
Looks like Allan forgot to mention
that he's a pretty avid gun collector.
541
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,851
He even moonlights as a shooting
instructor on the weekends.
542
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,061
Who's Allan?
543
00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,232
The guy you were in love with yesterday.
544
00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:20,944
This guy.
545
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,320
Oh, right.
546
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,365
Daniel Cleaver posing as a Mark Darcy.
547
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:26,783
The worst.
548
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,785
Glad to hear you moved on.
549
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,625
Ballistics should have a report
for us by tomorrow morning
550
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,919
with weapon matches from the bullets.
551
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:42,257
I'm anxious to see if they match
any one of Allan's sundry guns.
552
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:43,800
Who's that?
553
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,844
Oh, new uni.
554
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,512
Michelle, I think. Why?
555
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,596
She's pretty.
556
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:50,932
Okay.
557
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,100
Don't you think she's pretty?
558
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,144
-Okay.
-Let's go introduce ourselves.
559
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,980
-It's a nice thing to do.
560
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,524
She's in the middle of training.
561
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,109
It'll take five seconds. Come on.
562
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,489
I bet she's smart too.
563
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:07,991
Kind. Confident.
564
00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:10,410
The kind of girl who binges
Game of Thrones and loves the Knicks.
565
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,871
Liv, why are you selling me this woman
566
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,247
like you're trying to set me up with her?
567
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:17,333
I'm not. I just think it's possible
568
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,294
that you would have a lot in common.
569
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,129
And I'm sure she could use a friend
in the department.
570
00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:24,215
She also looks like she'd make
a great mother. Hi, sorry to interrupt.
571
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,929
I'm Olivia Moore
and this is Detective Clive Babineaux.
572
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:30,930
Hi.
573
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,391
We just saw that you were new and wanted
to introduce ourselves.
574
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,726
I work in the morgue,
575
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,603
and Clive is originally from Brooklyn.
576
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,813
He has an older sister,
who he's very close with,
577
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,190
and he owns a condo downtown.
578
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,276
-Liv.
-He's also very modest.
579
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:47,071
Much as I appreciate the warm
welcome that I never received,
580
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,698
we're a little busy at the moment.
581
00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:50,450
Liv. Come on.
582
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:51,701
Cop block.
583
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,329
-I said,
584
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:57,165
"How's your wife, Cavanaugh?"
585
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,252
Fine?
586
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,675
Don't worry. You got this.
587
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,554
You got this.
588
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,267
We call that a "brain vision." Chapter 14, section eight.
589
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:20,396
Cool. It's nice meeting you.
590
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,315
And your angry friend.
591
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,194
Liv, it better be a good one,
592
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,488
because I'm starting to forget
why I put up with this.
593
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,239
I saw Annie's coyote.
594
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,161
And just like that, she lives another day.
595
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,539
I just think Clive's in denial.
596
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:42,043
I mean, I love the guy,
but he has a lot of pride, you know?
597
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,545
Hair color.
598
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:47,131
Brown. Medium length.
Pretty straightforward.
599
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,342
Unlike Bozzio, that two-timing wench.
600
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:53,638
Does this coyote have facial hair?
Beard Whiskers?
601
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,394
-No.
602
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:04,399
Also, Clive did not seem
totally opposed to the idea of Michelle.
603
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,984
He kind of pretended like he was,
604
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,069
but I know when he thinks someone's cute.
605
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,613
Any freckles
Defining characteristics?
606
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:11,572
A ton!
607
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,784
Clive's a catch! That's part of what makes
this whole thing so upsetting.
608
00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,327
He deserves to be happy.
609
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,121
Liv, we're so close.
610
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,416
Stay with me.
Any facial marks, or blemishes.
611
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:25,670
He had a freckle on his left cheek bone,
I think that's it.
612
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,675
I honestly wasn't sure if I was gonna
make it home on this one.
613
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,719
This was my odyssey.
614
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,887
But... Here it is.
615
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,140
That's him. He's perfect.
616
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,392
You're into this human
617
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,394
No, this is Tim.
618
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:44,480
My new boyfriend,
and also probably the love of my life.
619
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,567
I thought the love of my life
was this other guy, Allan,
620
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,486
but it turns out he was probably
Annie's murderer.
621
00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:51,863
Talk about sliding doors.
622
00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:59,579
But yeah, we should also knock out
that coyote sketch while we're here.
623
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,002
Kiss me.
624
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:08,212
Kiss me as if it were the last time!
625
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,092
Fate. It could bring Tim and me together,
626
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,511
or tear us apart.
627
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,306
I wish I could just skip to the ending.
628
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,810
UNKNOWN NUMBER
DECLINE - ACCEPT
629
00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:25,980
Hello?
630
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,824
I heard you were looking for me.
631
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,874
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
632
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,877
Rex said you needed my help
on a murder case.
633
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,464
We're looking for the coyote
who brought our victim into Seattle.
634
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,383
We're hoping he can ID the murderer.
635
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,096
Bruce.
636
00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:01,015
He runs with a really bad crew.
637
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:02,558
Bad how?
638
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,479
They lure desperate people
over the wall to kill them.
639
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,316
Steal their brains, their organs,
their phones.
640
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:11,734
Empty their bank accounts.
641
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:15,363
Sometimes they'll ransom them
to their loved ones at home.
642
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,407
But they never send them back.
643
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,410
You think this guy Bruce
was trying to do all that?
644
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,121
That's hard to say.
645
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,582
What was her name? The victim.
646
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:29,669
Annie.
647
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,381
I wish she had found me instead.
648
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,679
How do I find Bruce?
649
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:42,557
Get lucky.
650
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,601
His people operate on the deep web.
651
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,395
Almost impossible to trace.
652
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,689
So what do we do?
653
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:52,650
We cry.
654
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,026
We mourn.
655
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,320
And we never forget the Annies.
656
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,114
Ever.
657
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,895
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
658
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,438
Am I a man of my word?
659
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:31,689
A gentleman and a scholar.
660
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,609
This is Anthony. And Anthony, this is...
661
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,111
The blue brain guy! Can't wait!
662
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,321
What a place!
663
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,656
Last time I was in one of these joints
was 20 years ago
664
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,491
when I cheated on my wife with a stripper.
665
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,868
Went by the name Roxy.
666
00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:44,785
Gave me gonorrhea.
667
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,871
But hey, what doesn't kill ya, huh?
668
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,873
I love a man with a positive attitude.
669
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:51,292
Smells nice, what is that?
670
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,420
I'm getting cotton blossom
with a hint of carrot cake.
671
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,089
Red pomegranate. Please.
672
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:04,388
Dalton just went to get some blue brains.
673
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:05,932
He'll be back soon.
674
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:07,975
So...
675
00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:11,145
Dalton tells me you're new
to the zombie lifestyle.
676
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,814
That's right. Suck it, Parkinson's!
677
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,944
And you were scratched
by the famous Renegade.
678
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,864
-It is.
679
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,407
It is.
680
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,911
But I'm more interested
in what they don't call her.
681
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:28,996
Her real name,
682
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,958
current base of operations, you know,
683
00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:33,584
that sort of thing.
684
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:34,710
Huh.
685
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,337
Uh...
686
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,382
I swore not to reveal anything about her,
687
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,634
and, well, I owe that woman my life.
688
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:45,763
I heard you were blabbing
your whole life story all over town.
689
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,807
That you're a man with no secrets.
690
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,309
Stuff about Renegade,
that's not my secret to tell.
691
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,269
I'm no snitch.
692
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,896
You wouldn't have to be a snitch, Anthony.
693
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,565
But I think it's in your best interest,
694
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,235
but nobody's forcing you.
695
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:07,618
What's that?
696
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:10,204
So glad you asked.
697
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,044
These are cures for the zombie disease.
698
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,338
Sixteen of them.
699
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,799
Bull-pucky.
700
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,093
Even if they are,
701
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,971
I'm not selling out Renegade for a cure.
702
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,057
Let me spell out your limited options.
703
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:32,601
You can stay a zombie
704
00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:34,812
and we can do this the easy way.
705
00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:36,314
Or...
706
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,025
We can turn you back into a human
707
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,610
and do it the hard way.
708
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:43,654
So, what'll it be?
709
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,449
The VC didn't get jack from me in 'Nam.
710
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,951
You won't be getting anything, either.
711
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,902
Ballistics report came in.
712
00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:24,612
None of Allan's guns were a match.
713
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,531
Looks like that coyote, Bruce, is our guy.
714
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,159
He was chasing her out of some
building with an incinerator.
715
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,285
But that could be anywhere.
716
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,371
I figure this is where
he caught up with her.
717
00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:42,129
Liv.
718
00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:15,746
This is it.
719
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,422
DUTCH
720
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,223
Liv.
721
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:36,183
Liv. Come here.
722
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,618
Looks like Bruce did this
with all of his customers.
723
00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:57,580
-And Annie was...
-The one that got away.
724
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:00,291
Or almost got away.
725
00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:04,420
We're dealing with a serial killer.
726
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:15,139
And I thought fate was a bitch.
727
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,225
TO BE CONTINUED...