1 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,119 I guess late at night is when the cockroaches come out. 2 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,205 So sorry. Was this yours? 3 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,459 I didn't know you was here, sir. I thought these were just garbage. 4 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,502 You think I eat garbage? 5 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:46,504 Like some kind of a trash compactor? 6 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,591 -Like a bum? Like you? -No, no, I... 7 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,217 [chuckles] Relax, man, I'm just having fun. 8 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,345 -I'm Russ. -Yeah. 9 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,306 [groaning] 10 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,310 Oh, God! 11 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,064 You broke my damn arm! 12 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,400 I'm from Fillmore-Graves, and we don't play. 13 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,903 [theme music playing] 14 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,763 [Liv] Look, Clive. [chuckles] 15 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,890 My dinner has a hat on it. 16 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,935 See, these brain rations aren't so bad. 17 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,062 Nothing tastes as good as skinny... 18 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,524 Feels? 19 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,114 The incinerator is the only place we know Bruce has been. 20 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,406 Keep your eye on that door. 21 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,329 [Liv] Dear Diary. Some mid-year resolutions. 22 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,456 Learn to love dieting. 23 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,291 Stop flirting with the mailman. 24 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,127 And catch Bruce Holtz, 25 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,129 the serial-killing, human smuggler 26 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,840 that Clive and I have been staking out all week. 27 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:14,843 Poor Clive keeps sifting through the evidence, 28 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,761 hoping to find something more than my vision 29 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,471 that can connect Bruce to the victims. 30 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,557 But those odds seem bleaker 31 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,309 than finding a pair of size eight Manolo Blahniks 32 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,061 at a Barney's Warehouse sale. 33 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,397 And so, I couldn't help but wonder, 34 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,234 had this hopeless romantic brain just left me hopeless? 35 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:35,113 Being hot-boxed by Carne Asada here isn't helping. 36 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:40,076 But Bruce isn't the only mystery man keeping me up at night. 37 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,038 Tim. My lobster. 38 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:45,874 My Dawson. 39 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,001 My soulmate. 40 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,752 That dreamy smile. 41 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,506 -[Clive] Liv? -Those sexy, piercing eyes... 42 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,717 [Clive] Not this again. 43 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:59,262 [Liv] Lips so perfect, I keep asking myself-- 44 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,598 -Is that Colin Firth? -Where? 45 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,683 [laughing] 46 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,268 You're a secret mean girl. 47 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,395 You don't even know his last name. Look. You wrote, "Mrs. Tim's wife." 48 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,233 Clive, what's even in a last name? 49 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,903 -Accountability. -Overrated. 50 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,363 All I need, is for Tim to come back 51 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,450 to human-zombie night so we can rekindle our flame. 52 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,492 [kisses] 53 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,245 -[Liv sighs] -Ugh! 54 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:26,831 Here, Seattle. 55 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,001 [laughs] It's too easy. 56 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,128 [Chase] I'm glad something is. 57 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,256 Since it's been three days, and no one can find 58 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,091 the camera phone video of Tucker Fritz 59 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,720 getting called up to Team Z by our very own cadet. 60 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,183 What's the plan to correct this situation, Lillywhite? 61 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,102 We're gonna start hitting places where zombies aren't exactly welcome. 62 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,021 -Dead Ender territory. -Good. 63 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,942 Get it done before this video bites us in the ass. 64 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,693 We get it, bro. 65 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,156 Do you, Gladwell? 66 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,117 Then you also must get that the only reason 67 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,285 you're not a popsicle already 68 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,912 is because those breeders don't know what they have. 69 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,706 They have a video of me scratching a douchebag. 70 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,210 They have a video of a Fillmore-Graves soldier 71 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,504 scratching an unarmed human civilian. 72 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,673 That's America's worst nightmare. 73 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,344 Find the video. 74 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,304 Before Tucker and his friends figure that out. 75 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,558 [rock music playing] 76 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,821 [Pop] Tucker. 77 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,573 You can't be here anymore. 78 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,993 -Yeah, but-- -Pop, easy does it. 79 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,663 You can make an exception, can't you? Just this once? 80 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,165 One beer. 81 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,335 For old times' sake. 82 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,340 Rosie just walked out on me. 83 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:03,303 Wasn't even a discussion. Just, "Sayonara, dickweed." 84 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,599 Sackman, where are you going? -I think he's giving Rosie a call. -[both laughing] 85 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,605 Hell yeah. I think he's heading straight to her place. 86 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,442 Thanks. 87 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,527 You're not gonna put hot sauce in it, are you? 88 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,737 Because I think I'd puke. 89 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:21,988 [snickers] 90 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,326 Let's get a refill. 91 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,830 So, how's zombie life? 92 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,498 It sucks. 93 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,376 I'm kind of a mess, actually. 94 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,463 You remember the first time we got hammered? 95 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,589 Yeah. Yeah. 96 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,424 With those girls in the 10th grade? 97 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,760 -Josie and... -Mary Ann. 98 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,928 Ooh, I love me some Mary Ann. 99 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,013 [chuckles] 100 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,515 So much, that when she took that cheap-ass tequila out of her backpack, 101 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,642 I tried to down the whole thing in one rip-- 102 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,478 And then you chucked it right back up, 103 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:57,065 all over that lacy-ass shirt that she made you dry clean. 104 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,943 That night, when I was a mess, you made sure I got home safe. 105 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,320 Took care of me. 106 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,282 You've always done the right thing, Tucker. 107 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,959 Now shouldn't be any different. 108 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,133 [billiard balls striking] 109 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,185 [man 1] Talk to me, all right... 110 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,144 You'll be all right. 111 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,481 I'm not gonna be a zombie. We made a pact. So do it! 112 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,440 [gun cocking] 113 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,775 [man 2] Hey, no. No. Hey. Don't do that. He doesn't mean it. 114 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:41,901 [Tucker] Do it! 115 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:51,494 [gun cocking] 116 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,871 [mouthing] Come on. 117 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,499 [exhales sharply] 118 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,001 [sobs] 119 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,966 Tanner, Tanner, Tanner. 120 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:08,010 When are you gonna get it through your thick skull 121 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,179 to lock the back door? 122 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,181 It's these back-to-back night shifts. 123 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,766 I get all scatterbrained. 124 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,811 Yeah, I'm gonna scatter your brains across the wall 125 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,771 if I hear any more bitching. 126 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:22,400 I know plenty of zombies that would kill for your gig. 127 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,112 I dunno, Blaine. Maybe we should give one of them a call. 128 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,238 Maybe. 129 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,073 But then, of course, we'd have to trick them into working full-time without benefits. 130 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,786 And we never pay overtime, which even I feel bad about. 131 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,747 So, how about we just take the path of least resistance? 132 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,292 And, Tanner, you learn how to lock the door. 133 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,418 So, I'm... 134 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,378 Underpaid? 135 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,921 -Tremendously. -No. 136 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,594 Tan-man, why don't you go fix yourself a club soda? 137 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:54,474 Have you lost your damn mind? 138 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:58,853 I'm sorry, I'm on these loose-lip brains, hence, the loose lips. 139 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,354 Do you know I sleep completely naked? 140 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,149 -I'm not surprised. -Yeah. 141 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,985 Look, Chase Graves wants me to track down this old lady 142 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,404 who runs a coyote organization, code name "Renegade," 143 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,990 so I took one of my 16 zombie cures, 144 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,659 turned one of her old customers back into a human 145 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,037 so I could eat his brains, so I could get his visions, 146 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,165 so I could find this "Renegade." 147 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,250 -You have the zombie cures? -Uh-huh. 148 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,796 [exclaiming] Oh, my God! 149 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,299 We're gonna be billionaires! 150 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,426 No, no. I am a potential billionaire. 151 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,137 You are a man who's desperate to prove his loyalty to me, 152 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,764 so you can reap the benefits of my success. 153 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:35,932 That's fair. 154 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,934 So here's your chance. [clears throat] 155 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:41,020 I need all eyes on deck for these Renegade visions. 156 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,271 You have nothing to fear 157 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,233 but perhaps spilling your deepest and darkest secrets. 158 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,362 Why not? I am a team player. 159 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:53,241 After all, there is no "I" in billionaire. 160 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,702 -There's two. -There's three. 161 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,037 The third is silent. 162 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,289 -[chuckles softly] -To life, 163 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,459 liberty and the pursuit of happiness. 164 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,546 You know, I've never been happy. 165 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,131 Not even as a child. 166 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,967 Oh, this is about to get real. 167 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,974 So, I swear, I'm not making this up. 168 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,644 Larry, Moe and Hurley. 169 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,357 Their names are Larry Nunn, Moreece Dubois and Doug Hurley. 170 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,404 Larry, Moe and Hurley. That's insane. 171 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,073 It'd be insane if the last one was Curly. 172 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,074 Like the Stooges. 173 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,246 So, I cross-referenced these victims with their missing persons reports 174 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,497 and all of them were... 175 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,040 [imitates kissing sounds] 176 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,800 All of them were from outside of Seattle, all were from wealthy families 177 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:57,263 and all contacted one Bruce Holtz through the same message board. 178 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,389 So, let me show you. 179 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,145 -Ooh! -"Liv from The Scratching Post. 180 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,647 Tim, my blue crew twinsie. 181 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,567 You stole a kiss, then stole my heart." 182 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,651 Liv, you didn't. 183 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,737 You did not post a Missed Connection... 184 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,740 "I believe in feta"? 185 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:16,949 Fate! 186 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,284 I was very hungry. 187 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,120 "And I know you felt our soulmate bond. 188 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,165 I'll be at human-zombie night again this Tuesday. 189 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,333 Meet me there. 190 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:29,670 I wanna spend the rest of my life decomposing with you." 191 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,673 What? What? 192 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,258 It's zombie romance. 193 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,594 -No. -No, no, no, no. 194 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,763 It's desperate. 195 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,723 It's what someone would point to 196 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,268 if you decapitated a stranger at the back of a bus 197 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,228 and they were looking for warning signs. 198 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,273 Speaking of, if Bruce found all of his victims 199 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,941 on this message board, 200 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,568 we should try to contact him the same way. 201 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,944 [clears throat] Way ahead of you. 202 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:57,365 We should make our potential mark sound rich. 203 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,450 Still way ahead of you. 204 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,497 "Dr. Alistair Manningham-Chabra. 205 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:08,459 I rowed at Eton, bowled for the Cambridge cricket team. 206 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,713 I currently reside at a 1200-acre estate in Basingstoke, 207 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,466 though, for my sins, I find myself here 208 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,386 on what I presumed would be a brief business trip. 209 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,847 Please, you must help me return to England, 210 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,142 to my beloved wife, now pregnant with child, 211 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,852 no matter what cost." 212 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,854 I love the new accent. 213 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,564 Very Mark Darcy. 214 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,608 -That was a new accent? -Hi. 215 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:35,694 Hi. 216 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,364 You texted me. 217 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,532 [exclaims softly] 218 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,326 Said you grabbed my coffee mug by mistake? 219 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,869 No, I... 220 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,834 Thought it was mine. 221 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,255 I'm sorry about that. 222 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,798 Okay. 223 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,513 Was that your attempt at orchestrating a meet cute? 224 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,140 It was more of a mug cute. 225 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,266 Or a meet cup. 226 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,017 Do not pile onto this parent trap. 227 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,857 You're really putting the "no" in Babineaux! 228 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,990 -[soft piano music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 229 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,161 Excuse me. Is the art teacher brain local? 230 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,163 Yes, she died right here in the Rainier Valley. 231 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,123 Screaming like a banshee. 232 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,125 You don't wanna know. House fire. 233 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,922 Uh, and this brain, the Organic Chemist? 234 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,216 No, glorified intern. 235 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:40,926 Don't wanna waste your money. 236 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,724 Is that the guy in charge of Fillmore-Graves? 237 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,813 Fillmore-Graves. Shh! 238 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,649 Hello, officers. 239 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,401 How are you? 240 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,445 [gasps softly] 241 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,240 -It is. -Is he a friend of yours? 242 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,160 No, no, no. He blackmails me. 243 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,167 That fell on the floor. 244 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,251 Enjoy. 245 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:21,091 If my sister was as hot as yours, I'd be proud of it. 246 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,220 I just had a vision, talking to a couple I can barely stomach. 247 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,472 Renegade is operating out of a laundromat. 248 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,432 Nice. Which one? 249 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,767 There's more than one? 250 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,311 I don't know anything about laundromats, I'm rich. 251 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,855 My mom still does my laundry. 252 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,900 Just one less thing for me to have to worry about. 253 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,610 And she really enjoys it. 254 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,446 Hey, I forgot to tell you about the other night at the Post. 255 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,367 One of those Fillmore-Graves guys came in, beat the hell out of some poor kid. 256 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,369 I've got no problem with that. 257 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,913 Yeah, those big-spending horny soldiers, 258 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,831 they can do whatever they want. 259 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,335 Fillmore-Graves loves humans more than they love you. 260 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,420 [audience booing] 261 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,590 They want you to look like humans. They don't want you eating humans. 262 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,676 [audience booing] 263 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,387 And look what they do to zombies. 264 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,471 [all agreeing] 265 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,182 -They hate their own kind. -Right you are, my child. 266 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:15,563 Because they do not live by the Good Word of Brother Love. 267 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,023 -Amen. -[audience] Amen. 268 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,693 -[audience] Amen. -[all clapping and cheering] 269 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,162 [Angus] Their God goes by different names. Greed. 270 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,165 -Power. -Hell, no. 271 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,167 Filthy, filthy lucre. 272 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,211 -[all] No. -Make them pay. 273 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,171 [chatter stops] 274 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,262 Fillmore-Graves doesn't care about you. 275 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,226 They left you to starve in the streets while they stay fat in their ivory towers. 276 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,061 [audience murmuring] 277 00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,274 We know they do, and you all suffer for it. 278 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,611 And every devil falls from grace. 279 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,657 The time has come for Fillmore-Graves to pay for their sins. 280 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,659 And they will pay for them in blood. 281 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,077 -Amen. -[audience] Amen. 282 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,079 -I said, "Amen." -Amen. 283 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,415 -So God can hear you. -Amen! 284 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,877 -So I can hear you. -Amen! 285 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,087 [cheering and applause] 286 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,928 Yes! 287 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:37,519 [Liv] One cup sugar, two eggs, two teaspoons of vanilla extract. 288 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,398 If only the recipe for love was as simple as a butter cream cake. 289 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,151 -Whoa. -[gasps] 290 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,028 I remember this episode of Grey's Anatomy. 291 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,948 I can't find Tim or the vanilla extract. 292 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,367 What if he doesn't come to The Scratching Post tomorrow night? 293 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,537 And why did I make all this food I can't eat? 294 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,122 Oh, God. 295 00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,667 Oh! 296 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,629 Remember what we talked about? 297 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,632 Using police resources to find Tim is an abuse of power? Yes. But also, fate, Liv. 298 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,136 If Tim's a no-show, it's not meant to be, 299 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,430 and you're meant to party with your awesome friends. 300 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,890 Like, me and Ravi. 301 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,393 I knew it. You two are getting back-- 302 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,104 -Not even a little bit. -Oh, please. 303 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,690 I could cut the sexual tension between you and Ravi 304 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,900 with my artisanal cherrywood tomato knife. 305 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,986 I know Nancy Meyers is holding your brain hostage, 306 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,320 so I'm gonna let one that slide. 307 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,989 Speaking of triangles, 308 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,533 how did Clive react to his lady cheating on him? 309 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,621 You got to tell him, Liv. 310 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,582 You try telling Clive that his forever person 311 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,335 is looser than a bucket of fishing worms. 312 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,298 [gasps softly] 313 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,265 [gasps] I found it. 314 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:58,851 Oh, brother. 315 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,107 We're losing momentum on this. I can feel it. 316 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,192 I was hoping Ravi would have heard something 317 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,777 from our killer coyote by now. 318 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,070 Me, too. 319 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,072 Bruce must get dozens of emails a day 320 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,533 from people wanting to get into and out of Seattle. 321 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,661 [Liv] Unfortunately, Ravi's email got just as much love 322 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,246 as my missed connection. 323 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,124 None. Nada. Ixnay. 324 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,835 What we needed was expert advice. 325 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,131 What those people are looking for is different than what I'm looking for. 326 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,800 I'm trying to find people with real need. 327 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,386 Those criminal coyotes that you're talking about? 328 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:39,183 [scoffs] They're looking for wealth, desperation, people easy to manipulate. 329 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,477 Can you write that letter? 330 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,689 Can I write a desperate letter, begging for a man to notice me? 331 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,941 -Shouldn't be a problem. -Good. 332 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,819 I'm glad to see you haven't given up. 333 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,154 It's not your style. 334 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,822 How do you know so much about me? 335 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,825 Oh, I have been watching you for years. 336 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,369 Almost as long as I've been undead. 337 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,580 You weren't turned by Fillmore-Graves? 338 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,957 You know, I'm not really sure how it happened. 339 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,294 I just know I woke up one day with the hunger. 340 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:13,300 I got a call from a guy who said he could keep me fed for a price. 341 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,261 And then I had a vision. 342 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:23,102 I was looking in a mirror, and I was this homeless kid 343 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812 that I used to see out on the pier. 344 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,064 Couldn't be more than 16. 345 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:32,528 And that's when I realized that this man that was "keeping me fed" 346 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,947 was murdering people. 347 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,825 Murdering kids. 348 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,537 So, I tried to stop it. 349 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,956 I told the police everything. 350 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,417 Zombies, brains, dead kids, 351 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,420 but they laughed me out of the office. 352 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:55,676 Three days later, my husband Max was murdered. 353 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,803 Somehow, they knew what I had done. 354 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,722 That was the first time I saw you. 355 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,099 At the morgue. 356 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,063 When they killed Max, I just... 357 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,232 Shut down. 358 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,568 Just like they wanted. 359 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,824 Later, 10,000 people were turned into zombies. 360 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,954 And I didn't do anything else to stop it. 361 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,748 Is that why you started doing this? 362 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,586 I started this for the same reason 363 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,172 you started eating murdered people's brains. 364 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,507 To feel needed. 365 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,594 To feel of use. 366 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,182 [rock music playing] 367 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,729 -Friendly bunch. -Aren't they? 368 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,070 Major. 369 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,615 Isn't that our guy? 370 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,242 Stay cool. Psst. 371 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,916 -[clears throat] -Hey, fellas. 372 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,626 Where's the video? 373 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,711 And don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. 374 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,671 -You want that video, huh? -We do. So killing my best friend wasn't enough? 375 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,258 You want to cherish the memory? 376 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,678 You. Where's your phone? 377 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,263 I'm prepared to give you $1,000 for it. 378 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,140 It's your unlucky day, I guess. 379 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,018 My phone was recently stolen. 380 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,312 [sighs] Stolen, huh? 381 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,689 By a shiftless zombie, of course. -You know the zombie's name? -Tucker. 382 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,860 Probably didn't want the world to see him 383 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,820 get his ass kicked by a little zombie bitch. 384 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,531 I wonder how tough you'd be without that gun. 385 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,451 Back off. 386 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,827 Be cool. 387 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,538 Listen to your girlfriend, man. Be cool. 388 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,583 I'm gonna need your number so I can track the phone down. 389 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,168 I'll give you $500 for it. 390 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,837 Yeah, but I know you got 1,000 bucks on you. 391 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,508 If you were gonna turn me into a zombie, I'd want you to do it the fun way. 392 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,759 You know what I'm saying? 393 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:01,718 [grunts] 394 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,098 [all exclaiming] 395 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,057 Way to go, pal. 396 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,518 You just lost your friend $500. 397 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,482 Give me the number or you'll spend the next week 398 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567 in a Fillmore-Graves re-education camp. 399 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,945 Or, for your dumb ass, an education camp. 400 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,751 I can't believe he responded. 401 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,628 -We're doing this. -Well, it's almost time. 402 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,880 -You know what you've got to do, right? -Yeah, we've been through this. 403 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,341 I just need to get into character. 404 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,592 [clears throat] 405 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,846 "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. 406 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,098 The rain in Spain..." 407 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,017 [in British accent] "Hello, Ravi. I'm a good girl, I am." 408 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,019 Liv, I'm trying to channel Prince William 409 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,229 and you sound like a garbage disposal with a vocal fry. 410 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,023 I thought you were doing My Fair Lady, 411 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,691 the OG makeover movie. [exclaiming nervously] 412 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,321 Break a leg. 413 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,907 -[sighs] -[computer chiming] 414 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,826 Hello. 415 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,039 Dr. Manningham-Chabra, thank you for contacting me. 416 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,500 I'm so sorry you've been separated from your loved ones. 417 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,835 Oh... 418 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:21,214 I can't tell you what a relief it was to hear back from you. 419 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,260 That sculpture, it's wonderful. 420 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,349 Is that a Malayan or a Siberian? 421 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,976 [chuckles nervously] 422 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,188 It's Malayan, of course! 423 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,107 You've got a good eye, sir. 424 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,026 Oh, um... 425 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,613 That piece is called "La Tigre d' Oro" 426 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:48,366 and is a solid gold relic from the Cinque Terre villages. 427 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,620 It was gifted to me by Prince Albert, Duke of Kent. 428 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,457 Between us, he lost a bet. 429 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,877 And that's why I never drink Glenmorangie at the Grand Prix. 430 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,878 [chuckles] 431 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,130 All right, then. Let's do this. 432 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,424 I'll give you a time and a place to meet, 433 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,801 you make sure you bring the cash. 434 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:09,221 Within 72 hours, you'll be back in Merry Olde England. 435 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,347 Superb. 436 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,015 [call disconnects] 437 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,022 Ravi is a good liar. 438 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,358 Like Sandra Bullock in While You Were Sleeping good. 439 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,026 You think so? 440 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,820 I thought he was chewing too much scenery. 441 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:28,406 You know, I'm so glad that my soulmate is a zombie. 442 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,408 Trying to date another human would be a disaster. 443 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,827 It was with Major. 444 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,080 I'm gonna connect with SWAT. I'll... 445 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,499 I think that you should break up with Bozzio. 446 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,752 Where the hell is this coming from? 447 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,171 It's just... It's never gonna work. 448 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,680 I know you're pretty used to saying whatever you want without consequence, 449 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:55,016 so let me draw a very clear boundary for you right now. 450 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:59,688 My relationship with Dale is none of your business. And there's not a brain in the world you could be on that would change that. 451 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:08,572 Not that it matters, because I suspect this is coming from you. 452 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,741 So stop. 453 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,711 -The phone is in there? -[cell phone beeping] 454 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,588 According to this phone tracker app. 455 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,174 What is this place? 456 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,845 -A church for zombies? -That's what it looks like. 457 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,847 Beats a church for humans. 458 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,557 Let's check it out. 459 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,394 Whoa. 460 00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:41,396 Is that the guy you scratched? 461 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,398 Once a zealot... 462 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:44,900 Hey, Tucker. 463 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,194 Can we have a word? 464 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,867 Hey, Tucker. 465 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,243 [indistinct chatter] 466 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,832 We need the phone. 467 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,209 The one you took. 468 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,668 Don't tell me you don't have it. 469 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,342 Okay. 470 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,761 But it's not gonna do you much good. 471 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:18,350 Brother Love says that the age of Fillmore-Graves' greed 472 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:20,518 is at an end. 473 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,938 [woman 1] That's right. [man 1] True. 474 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,022 Let's go. 475 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:27,275 [woman 2] Our God is a vengeful God. 476 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,070 [hissing] 477 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,739 Just keep walking. 478 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,533 Every devil falls from grace. 479 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,412 If you shoot, they'll tear us apart. 480 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,455 [man growling] 481 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:42,666 I think they're planning on tearing us apart regardless. 482 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,336 [man 2] Gorge yourselves while we starve. 483 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,173 Fillmore-Graves steals our brains. 484 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,800 -Repent for your sins. -[all growling] 485 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,386 [man laughs maliciously] 486 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:55,804 -Major. -Hold tight. 487 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,514 We're good. 488 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,891 I don't think you know what the word "good" means. 489 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,978 [man 3] All they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. 490 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,479 [Angus] Behold. 491 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:09,276 What devil is this in our midst disturbing the house of God? 492 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,695 Angus? 493 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,199 And lo... 494 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,995 My eyes have been deceived, 495 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:25,500 for now we are witness to a miracle, my children. 496 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:31,298 Standing before us is the Angel of Chaos. 497 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,925 Celebrate our guest, 498 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,219 for he stormed the gates of hell, 499 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,555 liberating tortured zombies from their prisons. 500 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,390 A reminder, 501 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,269 that even the best of us can lose his way... 502 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:49,357 So, we will pray for you, Brother Major. 503 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:53,278 That you find your way back to your people. 504 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:55,447 The chosen people. 505 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,907 Mmm-hmm. 506 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,492 But if I ever see you here again 507 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,453 wearing that devil's cloth... 508 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,662 [inhales sharply] 509 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,709 I'll knock your skull clean off your body. 510 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,641 [Liv] You still mad? 511 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:25,977 Yes. 512 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,606 How about now? 513 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,859 Can we focus on me, please? 514 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,903 Whatever your little thing is cannot possibly compare 515 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,404 to my having to face a serial killer. 516 00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,198 I told you, you're gonna be fine. 517 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,784 I'll be right there with a full SWAT team, out of sight. 518 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,118 Yeah? 519 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,037 But what if things go wildly wrong? 520 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,164 Shouldn't I have, like, a code word or something 521 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:47,457 to indicate distress? 522 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:50,919 -Fine. What kind of code word? -"Pickles." 523 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:54,881 It was the first thing that came to mind. 524 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,050 Probably because I just saw that guy walk by eating a pickle. 525 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,844 Sure. "Pickles." 526 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,388 But relax. 527 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,182 We'll take him down the second he shows up. I promise. 528 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:08,061 So, um, [clears throat] this place he wants me to meet him, what's it like? 529 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:11,231 You remember that adorable French chocolate store 530 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,274 -from Chocolat? -Yeah. 531 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,734 It's not like that. 532 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,530 [Ravi] Testing. Testing. 533 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:22,033 He's still not here and this place makes Freddy Krueger's basement 534 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,910 look like the Wonka factory. 535 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,872 -Stop talking to yourself. -[whispering] I'm talking to you. 536 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,624 Which is exactly what it looks like you're doing. 537 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:30,917 Relax. He'll be here. 538 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,335 [exhales] 539 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,004 Isn't this romantic? 540 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,425 -I'm sorry. It's what? -Romantic. 541 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,176 Just look at Ravi. 542 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,303 He's like Rick in Casablanca, 543 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,389 putting his neck on the line to save others. 544 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,890 I could just die. 545 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,517 I could just die... 546 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,102 [Bruce] Hello, Doctor. 547 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:52,188 Of excitement, waiting for you. 548 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,565 And here you are. 549 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,817 -Here I am. -Get ready. 550 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,195 So, you probably want your money. 551 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,283 -There's no rush. -Oh, pickle. 552 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:06,369 -I'll get it off your corpse. -I'm in quite a pickle. 553 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,538 [grunting] 554 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,668 [handcuffs clicking] 555 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,919 It's a G17. 556 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,421 Use it for work. 557 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:17,672 I'm a security guard. 558 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,591 G17 is a weapon match for the gun 559 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,885 that killed Annie Wallace. Let's go. 560 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,971 So? That ain't enough to hold me. 561 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,973 How about this? 562 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,601 Is this enough? 563 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:32,270 A direct connection between you and the incinerator 564 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,855 where you burned your victims. 565 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,607 [sighs] 566 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:44,991 Nice work, Pickles. 567 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,869 Let's agree that calling me that isn't going to become a thing, okay? 568 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,079 -And thank you. -See you later. 569 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,711 Ravi, do you have the keys to the van? 570 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,879 You had them. 571 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,798 I thought I gave them back to you. 572 00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:02,967 I don't have them. Could they have fallen out of your pocket? 573 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,219 Maybe. 574 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:08,264 We gotta go look for these, so we'll get the next one. 575 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,193 [elevator rumbles] 576 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,614 Elevator's stuck. 577 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,241 [sighs] 578 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,035 I'm not getting any service down here. 579 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,120 You? 580 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:33,456 Liv... 581 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,667 [Liv] A soulmate is forever, 582 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,002 and forever is a long time, 583 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:39,963 especially when you're undead. 584 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,507 And, so I couldn't help but wonder... Is all of New Seattle settling? 585 00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:46,845 Or just Clive? 586 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,096 Liv... 587 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,058 Clive. 588 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,768 I have something to confess. 589 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,272 Good. Because that "elevator meet cute" was too much. 590 00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,815 What elevator meet cute? 591 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,275 What? I'm serious. 592 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,443 You didn't stop the elevator for me and Michelle 593 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,362 -right after you got off? -No. 594 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:08,032 But that means fate willed you to have an actual meet cute, 595 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,742 which is actually adorable. 596 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,744 Then what do you have to confess? 597 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,914 All that weird Bozzio stuff... 598 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,208 The reason that I said what I did... 599 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,880 I saw Bozzio kissing another guy at The Scratching Post. 600 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:25,967 [scoffs] 601 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,266 I'm so sorry, Clive, for everything. 602 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:35,059 I thought you would want to know. 603 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,145 We're in an open relationship. 604 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:38,855 Oh. 605 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,356 Yeah. 606 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,651 You don't seem like the open relationship type. 607 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,236 I'm not. 608 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:49,657 But I'm in love and I'm willing to try anything to make it work. 609 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,871 Hearing about the other guys though... 610 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:57,957 Man. 611 00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:04,047 Maybe Michelle can help you work through it... 612 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,800 -Too soon. -Okay. 613 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,680 I can't believe you guys talked me into bringing you here. 614 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,141 Here are the rules. Two drink maximum. 615 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,101 -No hookers. -Aw. 616 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,396 -But I want a hooker. -Definitely no blue brains. 617 00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:23,816 And most definitely, an order of nachos for Major. 618 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,193 I'm hitting the head. 619 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,070 Is that where they keep the hookers? 620 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,991 Talk to me about your blue brains. -What's good? -They're all good. 621 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:37,163 [shouts] Do we not check IDs anymore? 622 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,208 Let's see. We've got a Jewish-American princess. 623 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,544 A drag racer. A drag queen. A pro wrestler. 624 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,594 Sir? 625 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,012 -Hi. -Hi. 626 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,515 This is my first time here. I'm not sure how it works... 627 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:58,643 Well, might I suggest one of our "Brains of the Night"? 628 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,771 We still have a few slices of Architect brain available. 629 00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:04,148 And our Young Love brain has been very popular. 630 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,985 "This mid-Western belle with a heart of gold 631 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,654 will transport you to a more innocent time." 632 00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,697 [chuckles] 633 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,323 That sounds perfect after the week I've had. 634 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,241 Thank you. [inhales sharply] 635 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:21,624 There. Now say goodbye to Parkinson's. 636 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,043 [exhales sharply] 637 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:25,920 Detergent Care Laundry. 638 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,631 -Excuse me? -I've had a... I'm sorry. 639 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,634 I just had a vision of a laundromat. 640 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:34,262 And I think my life is about to change for the better. 641 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,097 Oh. Good for you. 642 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,183 Tell me, where do you get all these brains? 643 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:42,437 Well, I'm the head of a huge criminal enterprise. 644 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,315 [both laughing] 645 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,194 Now, I have to go do a terrible thing to a nice old lady. 646 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,529 Enjoy your meal. 647 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:53,281 [laughing] That's great. 648 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,415 Greg. 649 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,752 Boy, if you keep eating like that, it's gonna kill you. 650 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,128 I have a good metabolism. 651 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,838 [gunshots] 652 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,548 Hide, Mama. 653 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,883 [gunshots continue] 654 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,273 Renegade, I presume? 655 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:37,658 Ho, ho, ho! 656 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,494 Merry Christmas! 657 00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:46,793 Why don't you show this youngster what he gets for being so good this year? 658 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:47,919 [mumbles] 659 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:50,963 Renegade, meet Chase Graves. 660 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,633 He's been looking for you. 661 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,471 Good work. 662 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:00,890 Great work. 663 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,976 We'll always have Paris. 664 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,580 Sweater Ravi versus Make-over Ravi. 665 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:25,957 Who will win? Who will lose? 666 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,667 Or are we living in a computer simulation? 667 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:31,087 Ugh, I forgot that Sweater Ravi came with Simulation theory. 668 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,421 Where's Tim? 669 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,841 -You gave me wrestler brain! -[laughter] 670 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,844 Well, that makes me so angry! 671 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,303 Oh! 672 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,222 [exhales] 673 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,725 -Um... -I got dosed with wrestler brain! 674 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,895 We heard you. All of New Seattle heard you. 675 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:49,647 Hey, Liv. 676 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,066 How is it going with the new boyfriend? 677 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:53,776 I'm sorry, Major. 678 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,945 But it's only right that you should know. 679 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,197 I have a new-new boyfriend. 680 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,367 And if there's such a thing as love, he's in there. 681 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,910 And I must go to him. 682 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,913 That's cool. 683 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,957 You sound like a maniac. 684 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,625 [upbeat music playing] 685 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:13,045 [Liv] Here it is, the moment of truth. 686 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,256 [indistinct chatter] 687 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:24,682 [romantic music playing] 688 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,263 -Ugh. -Oh. 689 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,890 [Ravi] Hell, not again. 690 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,517 That is not an easy thing to see! 691 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,854 But I am glad she's happy! 692 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:16,776 It makes me happy! [laughs maniacally] 693 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:18,903 That's very mature. 694 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,450 -Thanks. -You got it. 695 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:31,249 [shouting] Liv, I know this is a weird thing to scream in your face, 696 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,543 but I hate the way we left things after our fight. 697 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,923 And I want you to know that no matter our politics, 698 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,967 I care about you. 699 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,804 And want us always to be friends. 700 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,598 [imitates Major] Thank you, Major! 701 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,059 [normal voice] You're the best. 702 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:54,563 So, tell me about this new-new guy, huh? 703 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,190 What's he like? 704 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,109 His name is Tim. 705 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,278 He likes The Scratching Post. 706 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,489 He's tall. Uh... Tall-ish. 707 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,117 Or maybe he's more medium height... 708 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,204 I actually don't know that much about him. 709 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,747 I should probably fix that. 710 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,624 You do you, girl! 711 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,751 [glass clinks] 712 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,504 [Liv] Sorry. Sorry. 713 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,256 -Hey. -Hey. 714 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:21,757 -Thank you. -Mmm-hmm. 715 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,141 Why don't we just chat a little first? 716 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,351 -Okay. -How was your weekend? 717 00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:36,188 -Life changing. Mind blowing. -Oh, do tell. 718 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,357 Sunday, my friend took me to this cool new church. 719 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,693 The preacher, he's so intense but brilliant. 720 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,570 He really understands the role that humans should play 721 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,613 -in the new world order. -Which is what? 722 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,950 Food. Humans are our evolutionary inferiors. 723 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,744 [Liv] And just like that, 724 00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:52,621 my Prince Charming turned into a horrible, wart-covered, zombie-supremacist frog. 725 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,554 -Where are you going? -To be with my friends. 726 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:12,308 My human friends who are more evolved than you will ever be. 727 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,393 Goodbye, Tim. 728 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:16,979 I guess I didn't need to know your last name after all. 729 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,066 -It's Timmerson. -Tim Timmerson? 730 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,817 No, thank you. 731 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:29,909 [laughs] 732 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,786 Did you find out what he's like? 733 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,580 Yeah. He was a creep. 734 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,582 [air-horn sound effect blasts] 735 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:42,588 Time for the human-zombie dance-off! 736 00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:44,215 [all cheering] 737 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,135 Zombies, you get the side closest to the exit. 738 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,805 Humans to the side closest to the kitchen. 739 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,515 It's go time! 740 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,227 [Liv] Maybe looking for soulmates is overrated. 741 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,397 Or maybe we're looking in the wrong places. 742 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,108 -[upbeat music playing] -[all cheering] 743 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,633 Sweater Ravi! 744 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,764 I heard about your adventures with the Dutch Oven Killer. 745 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:35,182 Very brave. 746 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:40,146 [Liv] Maybe our soulmates are the people who are already there, 747 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,899 standing by our sides, while romances come and go. 748 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,949 [Major whooping] 749 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,712 [Liv] And if these are my soulmates, 750 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,591 I just might be the luckiest girl in the world.