1
00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,119
I guess late at night is
when the cockroaches come out.
2
00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,205
So sorry. Was this yours?
3
00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,459
I didn't know you was here, sir.
I thought these were just garbage.
4
00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,502
You think I eat garbage?
5
00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:46,504
Like some kind of a trash compactor?
6
00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,591
-Like a bum? Like you?
-No, no, I...
7
00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,217
[chuckles] Relax, man,
I'm just having fun.
8
00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,345
-I'm Russ.
-Yeah.
9
00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,306
[groaning]
10
00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,310
Oh, God!
11
00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,064
You broke my damn arm!
12
00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,400
I'm from Fillmore-Graves,
and we don't play.
13
00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,903
[theme music playing]
14
00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,763
[Liv] Look, Clive. [chuckles]
15
00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,890
My dinner has a hat on it.
16
00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,935
See, these brain rations aren't so bad.
17
00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,062
Nothing tastes as good as skinny...
18
00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,524
Feels?
19
00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,114
The incinerator is the only place
we know Bruce has been.
20
00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,406
Keep your eye on that door.
21
00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,329
[Liv] Dear Diary.
Some mid-year resolutions.
22
00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,456
Learn to love dieting.
23
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,291
Stop flirting with the mailman.
24
00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,127
And catch Bruce Holtz,
25
00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,129
the serial-killing, human smuggler
26
00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,840
that Clive and I
have been staking out all week.
27
00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:14,843
Poor Clive keeps sifting
through the evidence,
28
00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,761
hoping to find something
more than my vision
29
00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,471
that can connect Bruce to the victims.
30
00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,557
But those odds seem bleaker
31
00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,309
than finding a pair
of size eight Manolo Blahniks
32
00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,061
at a Barney's Warehouse sale.
33
00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,397
And so, I couldn't help but wonder,
34
00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,234
had this hopeless romantic brain
just left me hopeless?
35
00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:35,113
Being hot-boxed by Carne Asada
here isn't helping.
36
00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:40,076
But Bruce isn't the only mystery man
keeping me up at night.
37
00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,038
Tim. My lobster.
38
00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:45,874
My Dawson.
39
00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,001
My soulmate.
40
00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,752
That dreamy smile.
41
00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,506
-[Clive] Liv?
-Those sexy, piercing eyes...
42
00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,717
[Clive] Not this again.
43
00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:59,262
[Liv] Lips so perfect,
I keep asking myself--
44
00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,598
-Is that Colin Firth?
-Where?
45
00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,683
[laughing]
46
00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,268
You're a secret mean girl.
47
00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,395
You don't even know his last name. Look. You wrote, "Mrs. Tim's wife."
48
00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,233
Clive, what's even in a last name?
49
00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,903
-Accountability.
-Overrated.
50
00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,363
All I need, is for Tim to come back
51
00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,450
to human-zombie night
so we can rekindle our flame.
52
00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,492
[kisses]
53
00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,245
-[Liv sighs]
-Ugh!
54
00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:26,831
Here, Seattle.
55
00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,001
[laughs] It's too easy.
56
00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,128
[Chase] I'm glad something is.
57
00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,256
Since it's been three days,
and no one can find
58
00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,091
the camera phone video of Tucker Fritz
59
00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:40,720
getting called up to Team Z
by our very own cadet.
60
00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,183
What's the plan to
correct this situation, Lillywhite?
61
00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,102
We're gonna start hitting places
where zombies aren't exactly welcome.
62
00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,021
-Dead Ender territory.
-Good.
63
00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,942
Get it done before this video
bites us in the ass.
64
00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,693
We get it, bro.
65
00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,156
Do you, Gladwell?
66
00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,117
Then you also must get
that the only reason
67
00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,285
you're not a popsicle already
68
00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,912
is because those breeders
don't know what they have.
69
00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,706
They have a video of me
scratching a douchebag.
70
00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,210
They have a video
of a Fillmore-Graves soldier
71
00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,504
scratching an unarmed human civilian.
72
00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,673
That's America's worst nightmare.
73
00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,344
Find the video.
74
00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,304
Before Tucker and his friends
figure that out.
75
00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,558
[rock music playing]
76
00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,821
[Pop] Tucker.
77
00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,573
You can't be here anymore.
78
00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,993
-Yeah, but--
-Pop, easy does it.
79
00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,663
You can make an exception, can't you?
Just this once?
80
00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,165
One beer.
81
00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,335
For old times' sake.
82
00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,340
Rosie just walked out on me.
83
00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:03,303
Wasn't even a discussion.
Just, "Sayonara, dickweed."
84
00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,599
Sackman, where are you going? -I think he's giving Rosie a call.
-[both laughing]
85
00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,605
Hell yeah. I think he's heading
straight to her place.
86
00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,442
Thanks.
87
00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,527
You're not gonna put
hot sauce in it, are you?
88
00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,737
Because I think I'd puke.
89
00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:21,988
[snickers]
90
00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,326
Let's get a refill.
91
00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,830
So, how's zombie life?
92
00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,498
It sucks.
93
00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,376
I'm kind of a mess, actually.
94
00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,463
You remember the first time
we got hammered?
95
00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,589
Yeah. Yeah.
96
00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,424
With those girls in the 10th grade?
97
00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,760
-Josie and...
-Mary Ann.
98
00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,928
Ooh, I love me some Mary Ann.
99
00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,013
[chuckles]
100
00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,515
So much, that when she took that
cheap-ass tequila out of her backpack,
101
00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,642
I tried to down
the whole thing in one rip--
102
00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,478
And then you chucked it right back up,
103
00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:57,065
all over that lacy-ass shirt
that she made you dry clean.
104
00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,943
That night, when I was a mess,
you made sure I got home safe.
105
00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,320
Took care of me.
106
00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,282
You've always done
the right thing, Tucker.
107
00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,959
Now shouldn't be any different.
108
00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,133
[billiard balls striking]
109
00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,185
[man 1] Talk to me, all right...
110
00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,144
You'll be all right.
111
00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,481
I'm not gonna be a zombie.
We made a pact. So do it!
112
00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,440
[gun cocking]
113
00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,775
[man 2] Hey, no. No. Hey. Don't do that.
He doesn't mean it.
114
00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:41,901
[Tucker] Do it!
115
00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:51,494
[gun cocking]
116
00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,871
[mouthing] Come on.
117
00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,499
[exhales sharply]
118
00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,001
[sobs]
119
00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,966
Tanner, Tanner, Tanner.
120
00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:08,010
When are you gonna get it
through your thick skull
121
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,179
to lock the back door?
122
00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,181
It's these back-to-back night shifts.
123
00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:13,766
I get all scatterbrained.
124
00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,811
Yeah, I'm gonna scatter
your brains across the wall
125
00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,771
if I hear any more bitching.
126
00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:22,400
I know plenty of zombies
that would kill for your gig.
127
00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,112
I dunno, Blaine.
Maybe we should give one of them a call.
128
00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,238
Maybe.
129
00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,073
But then, of course,
we'd have to trick them into working full-time without benefits.
130
00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,786
And we never pay overtime,
which even I feel bad about.
131
00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,747
So, how about we just take
the path of least resistance?
132
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,292
And, Tanner,
you learn how to lock the door.
133
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,418
So, I'm...
134
00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,378
Underpaid?
135
00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,921
-Tremendously.
-No.
136
00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,594
Tan-man, why don't you go
fix yourself a club soda?
137
00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:54,474
Have you lost your damn mind?
138
00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:58,853
I'm sorry, I'm on these loose-lip brains,
hence, the loose lips.
139
00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,354
Do you know I sleep completely naked?
140
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,149
-I'm not surprised.
-Yeah.
141
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,985
Look, Chase Graves wants me
to track down this old lady
142
00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,404
who runs a coyote organization,
code name "Renegade,"
143
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,990
so I took one of my 16 zombie cures,
144
00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,659
turned one of her old customers
back into a human
145
00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,037
so I could eat his brains,
so I could get his visions,
146
00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,165
so I could find this "Renegade."
147
00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,250
-You have the zombie cures?
-Uh-huh.
148
00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,796
[exclaiming] Oh, my God!
149
00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,299
We're gonna be billionaires!
150
00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,426
No, no. I am a potential billionaire.
151
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,137
You are a man who's desperate
to prove his loyalty to me,
152
00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,764
so you can reap
the benefits of my success.
153
00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:35,932
That's fair.
154
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,934
So here's your chance. [clears throat]
155
00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:41,020
I need all eyes on deck
for these Renegade visions.
156
00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,271
You have nothing to fear
157
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,233
but perhaps spilling your
deepest and darkest secrets.
158
00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,362
Why not? I am a team player.
159
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:53,241
After all, there is no "I" in billionaire.
160
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,702
-There's two.
-There's three.
161
00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,037
The third is silent.
162
00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,289
-[chuckles softly]
-To life,
163
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,459
liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
164
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,546
You know, I've never been happy.
165
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,131
Not even as a child.
166
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,967
Oh, this is about to get real.
167
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,974
So, I swear, I'm not making this up.
168
00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,644
Larry, Moe and Hurley.
169
00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,357
Their names are Larry Nunn, Moreece Dubois and Doug Hurley.
170
00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,404
Larry, Moe and Hurley. That's insane.
171
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,073
It'd be insane if the last one was Curly.
172
00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,074
Like the Stooges.
173
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,246
So, I cross-referenced these victims
with their missing persons reports
174
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,497
and all of them were...
175
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,040
[imitates kissing sounds]
176
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,800
All of them were from outside of Seattle,
all were from wealthy families
177
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:57,263
and all contacted one Bruce Holtz
through the same message board.
178
00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,389
So, let me show you.
179
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,145
-Ooh!
-"Liv from The Scratching Post.
180
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,647
Tim, my blue crew twinsie.
181
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,567
You stole a kiss, then stole my heart."
182
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,651
Liv, you didn't.
183
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,737
You did not post a Missed Connection...
184
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,740
"I believe in feta"?
185
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:16,949
Fate!
186
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,284
I was very hungry.
187
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,120
"And I know you felt our soulmate bond.
188
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,165
I'll be at human-zombie night
again this Tuesday.
189
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,333
Meet me there.
190
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:29,670
I wanna spend the rest of my life
decomposing with you."
191
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,673
What? What?
192
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,258
It's zombie romance.
193
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,594
-No.
-No, no, no, no.
194
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,763
It's desperate.
195
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,723
It's what someone would point to
196
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,268
if you decapitated a stranger
at the back of a bus
197
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,228
and they were looking for warning signs.
198
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,273
Speaking of,
if Bruce found all of his victims
199
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,941
on this message board,
200
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,568
we should try to contact him the same way.
201
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,944
[clears throat] Way ahead of you.
202
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:57,365
We should make
our potential mark sound rich.
203
00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,450
Still way ahead of you.
204
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,497
"Dr. Alistair Manningham-Chabra.
205
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:08,459
I rowed at Eton,
bowled for the Cambridge cricket team.
206
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,713
I currently reside at a
1200-acre estate in Basingstoke,
207
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,466
though, for my sins, I find myself here
208
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,386
on what I presumed would be
a brief business trip.
209
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,847
Please, you must help me
return to England,
210
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,142
to my beloved wife,
now pregnant with child,
211
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,852
no matter what cost."
212
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,854
I love the new accent.
213
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,564
Very Mark Darcy.
214
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,608
-That was a new accent?
-Hi.
215
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:35,694
Hi.
216
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,364
You texted me.
217
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,532
[exclaims softly]
218
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,326
Said you grabbed my coffee mug by mistake?
219
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,869
No, I...
220
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,834
Thought it was mine.
221
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,255
I'm sorry about that.
222
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,798
Okay.
223
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,513
Was that your attempt
at orchestrating a meet cute?
224
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,140
It was more of a mug cute.
225
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,266
Or a meet cup.
226
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,017
Do not pile onto this parent trap.
227
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,857
You're really putting
the "no" in Babineaux!
228
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,990
-[soft piano music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
229
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,161
Excuse me. Is the art teacher brain local?
230
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,163
Yes, she died right here
in the Rainier Valley.
231
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,123
Screaming like a banshee.
232
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,125
You don't wanna know. House fire.
233
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,922
Uh, and this brain, the Organic Chemist?
234
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,216
No, glorified intern.
235
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:40,926
Don't wanna waste your money.
236
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,724
Is that the guy
in charge of Fillmore-Graves?
237
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,813
Fillmore-Graves. Shh!
238
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,649
Hello, officers.
239
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,401
How are you?
240
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,445
[gasps softly]
241
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,240
-It is.
-Is he a friend of yours?
242
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,160
No, no, no. He blackmails me.
243
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,167
That fell on the floor.
244
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,251
Enjoy.
245
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:21,091
If my sister was as hot as yours,
I'd be proud of it.
246
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,220
I just had a vision, talking
to a couple I can barely stomach.
247
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,472
Renegade is operating out of a laundromat.
248
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,432
Nice. Which one?
249
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,767
There's more than one?
250
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,311
I don't know anything
about laundromats, I'm rich.
251
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,855
My mom still does my laundry.
252
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,900
Just one less thing for me
to have to worry about.
253
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,610
And she really enjoys it.
254
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,446
Hey, I forgot to tell you about
the other night at the Post.
255
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,367
One of those Fillmore-Graves guys came in,
beat the hell out of some poor kid.
256
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,369
I've got no problem with that.
257
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,913
Yeah, those big-spending horny soldiers,
258
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,831
they can do whatever they want.
259
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,335
Fillmore-Graves loves humans
more than they love you.
260
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,420
[audience booing]
261
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,590
They want you to look like humans.
They don't want you eating humans.
262
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,676
[audience booing]
263
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,387
And look what they do to zombies.
264
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,471
[all agreeing]
265
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,182
-They hate their own kind.
-Right you are, my child.
266
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:15,563
Because they do not live by
the Good Word of Brother Love.
267
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,023
-Amen.
-[audience] Amen.
268
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,693
-[audience] Amen.
-[all clapping and cheering]
269
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,162
[Angus] Their God
goes by different names. Greed.
270
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,165
-Power.
-Hell, no.
271
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,167
Filthy, filthy lucre.
272
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,211
-[all] No.
-Make them pay.
273
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,171
[chatter stops]
274
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,262
Fillmore-Graves doesn't care about you.
275
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,226
They left you to starve in the streets
while they stay fat in their ivory towers.
276
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,061
[audience murmuring]
277
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,274
We know they do,
and you all suffer for it.
278
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,611
And every devil falls from grace.
279
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,657
The time has come
for Fillmore-Graves to pay for their sins.
280
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,659
And they will pay for them in blood.
281
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,077
-Amen.
-[audience] Amen.
282
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,079
-I said, "Amen."
-Amen.
283
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,415
-So God can hear you.
-Amen!
284
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,877
-So I can hear you.
-Amen!
285
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,087
[cheering and applause]
286
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,928
Yes!
287
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:37,519
[Liv] One cup sugar, two eggs,
two teaspoons of vanilla extract.
288
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,398
If only the recipe for love
was as simple as a butter cream cake.
289
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,151
-Whoa.
-[gasps]
290
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,028
I remember this episode of Grey's Anatomy.
291
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,948
I can't find Tim or the vanilla extract.
292
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,367
What if he doesn't come
to The Scratching Post tomorrow night?
293
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,537
And why did I make
all this food I can't eat?
294
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,122
Oh, God.
295
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,667
Oh!
296
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,629
Remember what we talked about?
297
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,632
Using police resources to find Tim
is an abuse of power? Yes. But also, fate, Liv.
298
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,136
If Tim's a no-show, it's not meant to be,
299
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,430
and you're meant to party
with your awesome friends.
300
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,890
Like, me and Ravi.
301
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,393
I knew it. You two are getting back--
302
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,104
-Not even a little bit.
-Oh, please.
303
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,690
I could cut the sexual tension
between you and Ravi
304
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,900
with my artisanal cherrywood tomato knife.
305
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,986
I know Nancy Meyers
is holding your brain hostage,
306
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,320
so I'm gonna let one that slide.
307
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,989
Speaking of triangles,
308
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,533
how did Clive react
to his lady cheating on him?
309
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,621
You got to tell him, Liv.
310
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,582
You try telling Clive
that his forever person
311
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,335
is looser than a bucket of fishing worms.
312
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,298
[gasps softly]
313
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,265
[gasps] I found it.
314
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:58,851
Oh, brother.
315
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,107
We're losing momentum on this.
I can feel it.
316
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,192
I was hoping Ravi
would have heard something
317
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,777
from our killer coyote by now.
318
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,070
Me, too.
319
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,072
Bruce must get dozens of emails a day
320
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,533
from people wanting to get into
and out of Seattle.
321
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,661
[Liv] Unfortunately, Ravi's email
got just as much love
322
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,246
as my missed connection.
323
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,124
None. Nada. Ixnay.
324
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,835
What we needed was expert advice.
325
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,131
What those people are looking for
is different than what I'm looking for.
326
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,800
I'm trying to find people with real need.
327
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,386
Those criminal coyotes
that you're talking about?
328
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:39,183
[scoffs] They're looking for wealth,
desperation, people easy to manipulate.
329
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,477
Can you write that letter?
330
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,689
Can I write a desperate letter,
begging for a man to notice me?
331
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,941
-Shouldn't be a problem.
-Good.
332
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,819
I'm glad to see you haven't given up.
333
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,154
It's not your style.
334
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,822
How do you know so much about me?
335
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,825
Oh, I have been watching you for years.
336
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,369
Almost as long as I've been undead.
337
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,580
You weren't turned by Fillmore-Graves?
338
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,957
You know, I'm not really sure
how it happened.
339
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,294
I just know I woke up one day
with the hunger.
340
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:13,300
I got a call from a guy who said
he could keep me fed for a price.
341
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,261
And then I had a vision.
342
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:23,102
I was looking in a mirror,
and I was this homeless kid
343
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812
that I used to see out on the pier.
344
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,064
Couldn't be more than 16.
345
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:32,528
And that's when I realized that
this man that was "keeping me fed"
346
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,947
was murdering people.
347
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,825
Murdering kids.
348
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,537
So, I tried to stop it.
349
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,956
I told the police everything.
350
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,417
Zombies, brains, dead kids,
351
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,420
but they laughed me out of the office.
352
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:55,676
Three days later,
my husband Max was murdered.
353
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,803
Somehow, they knew what I had done.
354
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,722
That was the first time I saw you.
355
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,099
At the morgue.
356
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,063
When they killed Max, I just...
357
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,232
Shut down.
358
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,568
Just like they wanted.
359
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,824
Later, 10,000 people
were turned into zombies.
360
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,954
And I didn't do anything else to stop it.
361
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,748
Is that why you started doing this?
362
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,586
I started this for the same reason
363
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,172
you started eating
murdered people's brains.
364
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,507
To feel needed.
365
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,594
To feel of use.
366
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,182
[rock music playing]
367
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,729
-Friendly bunch.
-Aren't they?
368
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,070
Major.
369
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,615
Isn't that our guy?
370
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,242
Stay cool. Psst.
371
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,916
-[clears throat]
-Hey, fellas.
372
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,626
Where's the video?
373
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,711
And don't pretend like you don't know
what I'm talking about.
374
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,671
-You want that video, huh?
-We do. So killing my best friend wasn't enough?
375
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,258
You want to cherish the memory?
376
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,678
You. Where's your phone?
377
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,263
I'm prepared to give you $1,000 for it.
378
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,140
It's your unlucky day, I guess.
379
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,018
My phone was recently stolen.
380
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,312
[sighs] Stolen, huh?
381
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,689
By a shiftless zombie, of course. -You know the zombie's name?
-Tucker.
382
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,860
Probably didn't want the world to see him
383
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,820
get his ass kicked
by a little zombie bitch.
384
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,531
I wonder how tough you'd be
without that gun.
385
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,451
Back off.
386
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,827
Be cool.
387
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,538
Listen to your girlfriend, man. Be cool.
388
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,583
I'm gonna need your number
so I can track the phone down.
389
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,168
I'll give you $500 for it.
390
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,837
Yeah, but I know
you got 1,000 bucks on you.
391
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,508
If you were gonna turn me into a zombie,
I'd want you to do it the fun way.
392
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,759
You know what I'm saying?
393
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:01,718
[grunts]
394
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,098
[all exclaiming]
395
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,057
Way to go, pal.
396
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,518
You just lost your friend $500.
397
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,482
Give me the number
or you'll spend the next week
398
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567
in a Fillmore-Graves re-education camp.
399
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,945
Or, for your dumb ass, an education camp.
400
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,751
I can't believe he responded.
401
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,628
-We're doing this.
-Well, it's almost time.
402
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,880
-You know what you've got to do, right?
-Yeah, we've been through this.
403
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,341
I just need to get into character.
404
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,592
[clears throat]
405
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,846
"The rain in Spain
stays mainly on the plain.
406
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,098
The rain in Spain..."
407
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,017
[in British accent]
"Hello, Ravi. I'm a good girl, I am."
408
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,019
Liv, I'm trying to channel Prince William
409
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,229
and you sound like a garbage disposal
with a vocal fry.
410
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,023
I thought you were doing My Fair Lady,
411
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,691
the OG makeover movie. [exclaiming nervously]
412
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,321
Break a leg.
413
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,907
-[sighs]
-[computer chiming]
414
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,826
Hello.
415
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,039
Dr. Manningham-Chabra,
thank you for contacting me.
416
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,500
I'm so sorry you've been separated
from your loved ones.
417
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,835
Oh...
418
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:21,214
I can't tell you what a relief it was
to hear back from you.
419
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,260
That sculpture, it's wonderful.
420
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,349
Is that a Malayan or a Siberian?
421
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,976
[chuckles nervously]
422
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,188
It's Malayan, of course!
423
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,107
You've got a good eye, sir.
424
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,026
Oh, um...
425
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,613
That piece is called "La Tigre d' Oro"
426
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:48,366
and is a solid gold relic
from the Cinque Terre villages.
427
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,620
It was gifted to me
by Prince Albert, Duke of Kent.
428
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,457
Between us, he lost a bet.
429
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,877
And that's why I never drink
Glenmorangie at the Grand Prix.
430
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,878
[chuckles]
431
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,130
All right, then. Let's do this.
432
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,424
I'll give you a time and a place to meet,
433
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,801
you make sure you bring the cash.
434
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:09,221
Within 72 hours, you'll be back
in Merry Olde England.
435
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,347
Superb.
436
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,015
[call disconnects]
437
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,022
Ravi is a good liar.
438
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,358
Like Sandra Bullock in
While You Were Sleeping good.
439
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,026
You think so?
440
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,820
I thought he was chewing too much scenery.
441
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:28,406
You know, I'm so glad
that my soulmate is a zombie.
442
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,408
Trying to date another human
would be a disaster.
443
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,827
It was with Major.
444
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,080
I'm gonna connect with SWAT. I'll...
445
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,499
I think that you should
break up with Bozzio.
446
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,752
Where the hell is this coming from?
447
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,171
It's just... It's never gonna work.
448
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,680
I know you're pretty used to saying
whatever you want without consequence,
449
00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:55,016
so let me draw a very clear
boundary for you right now.
450
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:59,688
My relationship with Dale
is none of your business. And there's not a brain in the world
you could be on that would change that.
451
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:08,572
Not that it matters,
because I suspect this is coming from you.
452
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,741
So stop.
453
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,711
-The phone is in there?
-[cell phone beeping]
454
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,588
According to this phone tracker app.
455
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,174
What is this place?
456
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,845
-A church for zombies?
-That's what it looks like.
457
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,847
Beats a church for humans.
458
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,557
Let's check it out.
459
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,394
Whoa.
460
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:41,396
Is that the guy you scratched?
461
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,398
Once a zealot...
462
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:44,900
Hey, Tucker.
463
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,194
Can we have a word?
464
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,867
Hey, Tucker.
465
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,243
[indistinct chatter]
466
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,832
We need the phone.
467
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,209
The one you took.
468
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,668
Don't tell me you don't have it.
469
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,342
Okay.
470
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,761
But it's not gonna do you much good.
471
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:18,350
Brother Love says that the age
of Fillmore-Graves' greed
472
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:20,518
is at an end.
473
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,938
[woman 1] That's right.
[man 1] True.
474
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,022
Let's go.
475
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:27,275
[woman 2] Our God is a vengeful God.
476
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,070
[hissing]
477
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,739
Just keep walking.
478
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,533
Every devil falls from grace.
479
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,412
If you shoot, they'll tear us apart.
480
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,455
[man growling]
481
00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:42,666
I think they're planning
on tearing us apart regardless.
482
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,336
[man 2] Gorge yourselves while we starve.
483
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,173
Fillmore-Graves steals our brains.
484
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,800
-Repent for your sins.
-[all growling]
485
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,386
[man laughs maliciously]
486
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:55,804
-Major.
-Hold tight.
487
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,514
We're good.
488
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,891
I don't think you know
what the word "good" means.
489
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,978
[man 3] All they that take the sword
shall perish with the sword.
490
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,479
[Angus] Behold.
491
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:09,276
What devil is this in our midst
disturbing the house of God?
492
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,695
Angus?
493
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,199
And lo...
494
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,995
My eyes have been deceived,
495
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:25,500
for now we are witness to a miracle,
my children.
496
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:31,298
Standing before us is the Angel of Chaos.
497
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,925
Celebrate our guest,
498
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,219
for he stormed the gates of hell,
499
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,555
liberating tortured zombies
from their prisons.
500
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,390
A reminder,
501
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,269
that even the best of us
can lose his way...
502
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:49,357
So, we will pray for you, Brother Major.
503
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:53,278
That you find your way back
to your people.
504
00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:55,447
The chosen people.
505
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,907
Mmm-hmm.
506
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,492
But if I ever see you here again
507
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,453
wearing that devil's cloth...
508
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,662
[inhales sharply]
509
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,709
I'll knock your skull clean off your body.
510
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,641
[Liv] You still mad?
511
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:25,977
Yes.
512
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,606
How about now?
513
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,859
Can we focus on me, please?
514
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,903
Whatever your little thing is
cannot possibly compare
515
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,404
to my having to face a serial killer.
516
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,198
I told you, you're gonna be fine.
517
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,784
I'll be right there
with a full SWAT team, out of sight.
518
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,118
Yeah?
519
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,037
But what if things go wildly wrong?
520
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,164
Shouldn't I have, like,
a code word or something
521
00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:47,457
to indicate distress?
522
00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:50,919
-Fine. What kind of code word?
-"Pickles."
523
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:54,881
It was the first thing that came to mind.
524
00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,050
Probably because I just saw
that guy walk by eating a pickle.
525
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,844
Sure. "Pickles."
526
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,388
But relax.
527
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,182
We'll take him down the second
he shows up. I promise.
528
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:08,061
So, um, [clears throat] this place
he wants me to meet him, what's it like?
529
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:11,231
You remember that adorable
French chocolate store
530
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,274
-from Chocolat?
-Yeah.
531
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,734
It's not like that.
532
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,530
[Ravi] Testing. Testing.
533
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:22,033
He's still not here and this place makes
Freddy Krueger's basement
534
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,910
look like the Wonka factory.
535
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,872
-Stop talking to yourself.
-[whispering] I'm talking to you.
536
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,624
Which is exactly what it looks
like you're doing.
537
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:30,917
Relax. He'll be here.
538
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,335
[exhales]
539
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,004
Isn't this romantic?
540
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,425
-I'm sorry. It's what?
-Romantic.
541
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,176
Just look at Ravi.
542
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,303
He's like Rick in Casablanca,
543
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,389
putting his neck on the line
to save others.
544
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,890
I could just die.
545
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,517
I could just die...
546
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,102
[Bruce] Hello, Doctor.
547
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:52,188
Of excitement, waiting for you.
548
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,565
And here you are.
549
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,817
-Here I am.
-Get ready.
550
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,195
So, you probably want your money.
551
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,283
-There's no rush.
-Oh, pickle.
552
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:06,369
-I'll get it off your corpse.
-I'm in quite a pickle.
553
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,538
[grunting]
554
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,668
[handcuffs clicking]
555
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,919
It's a G17.
556
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,421
Use it for work.
557
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:17,672
I'm a security guard.
558
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,591
G17 is a weapon match for the gun
559
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,885
that killed Annie Wallace. Let's go.
560
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,971
So? That ain't enough to hold me.
561
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,973
How about this?
562
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,601
Is this enough?
563
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:32,270
A direct connection between
you and the incinerator
564
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,855
where you burned your victims.
565
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,607
[sighs]
566
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:44,991
Nice work, Pickles.
567
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,869
Let's agree that calling me that
isn't going to become a thing, okay?
568
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,079
-And thank you.
-See you later.
569
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,711
Ravi, do you have the keys to the van?
570
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,879
You had them.
571
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,798
I thought I gave them back to you.
572
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:02,967
I don't have them.
Could they have fallen out of your pocket?
573
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,219
Maybe.
574
00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:08,264
We gotta go look for these,
so we'll get the next one.
575
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,193
[elevator rumbles]
576
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,614
Elevator's stuck.
577
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,241
[sighs]
578
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,035
I'm not getting any service down here.
579
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,120
You?
580
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:33,456
Liv...
581
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,667
[Liv] A soulmate is forever,
582
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,002
and forever is a long time,
583
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:39,963
especially when you're undead.
584
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,507
And, so I couldn't help but wonder... Is all of New Seattle settling?
585
00:30:45,468 --> 00:30:46,845
Or just Clive?
586
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,096
Liv...
587
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,058
Clive.
588
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,768
I have something to confess.
589
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,272
Good. Because that
"elevator meet cute" was too much.
590
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,815
What elevator meet cute?
591
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,275
What? I'm serious.
592
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,443
You didn't stop the elevator
for me and Michelle
593
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,362
-right after you got off?
-No.
594
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:08,032
But that means fate willed you
to have an actual meet cute,
595
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,742
which is actually adorable.
596
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,744
Then what do you have to confess?
597
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,914
All that weird Bozzio stuff...
598
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,208
The reason that I said what I did...
599
00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,880
I saw Bozzio kissing another guy
at The Scratching Post.
600
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:25,967
[scoffs]
601
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,266
I'm so sorry, Clive, for everything.
602
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:35,059
I thought you would want to know.
603
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,145
We're in an open relationship.
604
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:38,855
Oh.
605
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,356
Yeah.
606
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,651
You don't seem like
the open relationship type.
607
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,236
I'm not.
608
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:49,657
But I'm in love and I'm willing
to try anything to make it work.
609
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,871
Hearing about the other guys though...
610
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:57,957
Man.
611
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:04,047
Maybe Michelle can help you
work through it...
612
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,800
-Too soon.
-Okay.
613
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,680
I can't believe you guys talked me
into bringing you here.
614
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,141
Here are the rules. Two drink maximum.
615
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,101
-No hookers.
-Aw.
616
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,396
-But I want a hooker.
-Definitely no blue brains.
617
00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:23,816
And most definitely, an order
of nachos for Major.
618
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,193
I'm hitting the head.
619
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,070
Is that where they keep the hookers?
620
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,991
Talk to me about your blue brains. -What's good?
-They're all good.
621
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:37,163
[shouts] Do we not check IDs anymore?
622
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,208
Let's see.
We've got a Jewish-American princess.
623
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,544
A drag racer. A drag queen.
A pro wrestler.
624
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,594
Sir?
625
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,012
-Hi.
-Hi.
626
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,515
This is my first time here.
I'm not sure how it works...
627
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:58,643
Well, might I suggest
one of our "Brains of the Night"?
628
00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,771
We still have a few slices
of Architect brain available.
629
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:04,148
And our Young Love brain
has been very popular.
630
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,985
"This mid-Western belle
with a heart of gold
631
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,654
will transport you
to a more innocent time."
632
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,697
[chuckles]
633
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,323
That sounds perfect
after the week I've had.
634
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,241
Thank you. [inhales sharply]
635
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:21,624
There. Now say goodbye to Parkinson's.
636
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,043
[exhales sharply]
637
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:25,920
Detergent Care Laundry.
638
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,631
-Excuse me?
-I've had a... I'm sorry.
639
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,634
I just had a vision of a laundromat.
640
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:34,262
And I think my life is about
to change for the better.
641
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,097
Oh. Good for you.
642
00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,183
Tell me, where do you
get all these brains?
643
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:42,437
Well, I'm the head
of a huge criminal enterprise.
644
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,315
[both laughing]
645
00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,194
Now, I have to go do a terrible
thing to a nice old lady.
646
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,529
Enjoy your meal.
647
00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:53,281
[laughing] That's great.
648
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,415
Greg.
649
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,752
Boy, if you keep eating like that,
it's gonna kill you.
650
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,128
I have a good metabolism.
651
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,838
[gunshots]
652
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,548
Hide, Mama.
653
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,883
[gunshots continue]
654
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,273
Renegade, I presume?
655
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:37,658
Ho, ho, ho!
656
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,494
Merry Christmas!
657
00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:46,793
Why don't you show this youngster
what he gets for being so good this year?
658
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:47,919
[mumbles]
659
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:50,963
Renegade, meet Chase Graves.
660
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,633
He's been looking for you.
661
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,471
Good work.
662
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:00,890
Great work.
663
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,976
We'll always have Paris.
664
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,580
Sweater Ravi versus Make-over Ravi.
665
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:25,957
Who will win? Who will lose?
666
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,667
Or are we living in a computer simulation?
667
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:31,087
Ugh, I forgot that Sweater Ravi
came with Simulation theory.
668
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,421
Where's Tim?
669
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,841
-You gave me wrestler brain!
-[laughter]
670
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,844
Well, that makes me so angry!
671
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,303
Oh!
672
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,222
[exhales]
673
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,725
-Um...
-I got dosed with wrestler brain!
674
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,895
We heard you.
All of New Seattle heard you.
675
00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:49,647
Hey, Liv.
676
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,066
How is it going with the new boyfriend?
677
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:53,776
I'm sorry, Major.
678
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,945
But it's only right that you should know.
679
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,197
I have a new-new boyfriend.
680
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,367
And if there's such a thing as love,
he's in there.
681
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,910
And I must go to him.
682
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,913
That's cool.
683
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,957
You sound like a maniac.
684
00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,625
[upbeat music playing]
685
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:13,045
[Liv] Here it is, the moment of truth.
686
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,256
[indistinct chatter]
687
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:24,682
[romantic music playing]
688
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,263
-Ugh.
-Oh.
689
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,890
[Ravi] Hell, not again.
690
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,517
That is not an easy thing to see!
691
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,854
But I am glad she's happy!
692
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:16,776
It makes me happy! [laughs maniacally]
693
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:18,903
That's very mature.
694
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,450
-Thanks.
-You got it.
695
00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:31,249
[shouting] Liv, I know this
is a weird thing to scream in your face,
696
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,543
but I hate the way
we left things after our fight.
697
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:38,923
And I want you to know
that no matter our politics,
698
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,967
I care about you.
699
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,804
And want us always to be friends.
700
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,598
[imitates Major] Thank you, Major!
701
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,059
[normal voice] You're the best.
702
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:54,563
So, tell me about this new-new guy, huh?
703
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,190
What's he like?
704
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,109
His name is Tim.
705
00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,278
He likes The Scratching Post.
706
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,489
He's tall. Uh... Tall-ish.
707
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,117
Or maybe he's more medium height...
708
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,204
I actually don't know that much about him.
709
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,747
I should probably fix that.
710
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,624
You do you, girl!
711
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,751
[glass clinks]
712
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,504
[Liv] Sorry. Sorry.
713
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,256
-Hey.
-Hey.
714
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:21,757
-Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
715
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,141
Why don't we just chat a little first?
716
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,351
-Okay.
-How was your weekend?
717
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:36,188
-Life changing. Mind blowing.
-Oh, do tell.
718
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,357
Sunday, my friend took me
to this cool new church.
719
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,693
The preacher, he's so intense
but brilliant.
720
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,570
He really understands the role
that humans should play
721
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,613
-in the new world order.
-Which is what?
722
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,950
Food. Humans are
our evolutionary inferiors.
723
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,744
[Liv] And just like that,
724
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:52,621
my Prince Charming turned into a horrible, wart-covered, zombie-supremacist frog.
725
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,554
-Where are you going?
-To be with my friends.
726
00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:12,308
My human friends who are more
evolved than you will ever be.
727
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,393
Goodbye, Tim.
728
00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:16,979
I guess I didn't need to know
your last name after all.
729
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,066
-It's Timmerson.
-Tim Timmerson?
730
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,817
No, thank you.
731
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:29,909
[laughs]
732
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,786
Did you find out what he's like?
733
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,580
Yeah. He was a creep.
734
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,582
[air-horn sound effect blasts]
735
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:42,588
Time for the human-zombie dance-off!
736
00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:44,215
[all cheering]
737
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,135
Zombies, you get the side
closest to the exit.
738
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,805
Humans to the side closest to the kitchen.
739
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,515
It's go time!
740
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,227
[Liv] Maybe looking
for soulmates is overrated.
741
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,397
Or maybe we're looking
in the wrong places.
742
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,108
-[upbeat music playing]
-[all cheering]
743
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,633
Sweater Ravi!
744
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,764
I heard about your adventures
with the Dutch Oven Killer.
745
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:35,182
Very brave.
746
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:40,146
[Liv] Maybe our soulmates
are the people who are already there,
747
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,899
standing by our sides,
while romances come and go.
748
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,949
[Major whooping]
749
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,712
[Liv] And if these are my soulmates,
750
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,591
I just might be the luckiest girl
in the world.