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Beth's e-mail said
she was frail from the chemo,
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but strong enough
to carry her one-year-old.
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Good. They don't gun down babies.
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I like the wall for this one.
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You, uh...
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You sticking with the wig and the tan?
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-That's smart.
-There's still our other problem.
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Brains.
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Mama had a guy at Zombie Services.
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He slipped us ID cards
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so our transplanted zombies
could get brains
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at the Fillmore Graves dispensaries.
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Mama's guy went AWOL.
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Have you two heard about
Brother Love's Zombie Salvation Show?
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-"Brother Love"?
-Yeah.
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Some zombie preacher I keep hearing about.
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Preaches zombie pride.
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And he gets brains for the needy.
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All pro bono.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Bourbon, neat.
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What's that?
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Bermuda Rose.
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It's got gin and grenadine and--
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It's pink. It's pink, Seth.
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Are you looking for a big,
strong man to take you home tonight?
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Dump it. Get rid of it.
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Scale of one to ten,
what would you say you are?
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Um...
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Be honest. Six?
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-Five?
-Sure. Yeah, five.
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Do what I say and you'll be
pulling sixes and sevens.
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What's she? A goddess.
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I know. She goes to my gym.
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I'm in love with her.
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Oh, Seth.
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You've taught me so much.
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Can't we just go over there,
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break the ice?
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Her friend's not bad.
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Max. Your website said that--
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My website didn't mention love.
That's not what this is about.
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Yeah. Sure. Fine.
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-Yeah?
-Let's do it.
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-Here.
-What's this?
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It's peacocking.
You're standing out from the crowd.
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This says you are your own man.
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-I don't know.
-Wear it.
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Okay.
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All right. Here we go.
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What do we do first?
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Undermine her confidence.
Make her desperate for our approval.
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My man.
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Ladies. I'm Max. Meet my friend, Seth.
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He's a black belt in Jujitsu,
so don't make him mad.
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When he's not kicking ass,
he handles corporate accounts at Sun-West,
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the largest timeshare management company
on the West Coast.
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Hey, Seth. Cool scarf.
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Hi.
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We go to the same gym.
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I'm always right behind you in spin class.
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Good to know.
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I'm surprised to hear
you actually go to the gym.
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-What?
-Well, you have one of those bodies
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that's, you know...
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What?
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It's a compliment. You're curvy.
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"Curvy" means fat.
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Feel this.
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[woman giggles]
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It tickles.
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[moans]
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Last night was, uh...
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Wow!
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You were right.
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I almost walked away from
something really special.
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[giggles]
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Now, who's a little sleepyhead, huh?
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One part of you is ready for the day.
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Max?
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[screaming]
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[theme music playing]
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[Clive] Here's what we know so far.
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Max Roberts, 39,
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was found dead by a woman
he brought home from the club last night.
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Max wrote a popular blog called
Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips.
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Ugh.
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A how-to on seducing women.
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But Roberts made
most of his money as a wingman-for-hire.
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That's a thing?
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So you finally decided
to get with the program, huh?
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You tanned and dyed.
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I figured, why fight it?
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All the cool zombies were doing it.
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-Mmm.
-Ah.
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You all look alike now, you zombies.
I can't even tell you apart.
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What the hell is a "Weener Kleener"? I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner.
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Morning-after pills.
And they say chivalry is dead.
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-Ooh.
-King Colossus brand condoms.
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Look at this.
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Whoa.
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God does give with both hands.
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No, no, no. Up here.
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See the rash on Max's stomach?
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Couple that with the yellowing
of his skin and my mind goes to poisoning.
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Which means we probably
already have our murderer.
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Max's one-night stand from the club.
Solved it!
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-[claps]
-[sensual music playing]
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I guess we should have sex.
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Yeah. Why try and fight it?
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[claps]
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There. We don't have to have sex.
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Phew.
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That was close.
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[sighs]
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Yay! No trace of neurosyphilis!
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Well, it's not all good news.
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Max's stomach lining
shows no sign of irritation.
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It's gonna take me a while to pin down
the exact method of poisoning.
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Maybe a vision will get us there.
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Mmm.
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Blue 19! Omaha! Hut!
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Go home. Suck down a brain tube.
Maybe drink water on occasion.
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[groans]
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You don't tell me when to leave.
I'm Fillmore Graves!
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This is our town!
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You're doing a bang-up job.
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[screams]
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You wanna know why I got to dust off
my ol' wakizashi?
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Not really.
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You're the turncoat who got
Blaine's dad out of the well.
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Blaine's pissed.
You'll see when he gets back.
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Did you hear me? Not interested.
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Classic Dino! Sparkling conversationalist.
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I worked with a mute,
and we had so much more fun.
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Miss you every day, Chief.
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Wanna know what I'm gonna do with you?
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Not really.
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I'm boxing you up
and I'm mailing you to Gwyneth Paltrow.
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[chuckles]
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She'd think that's funny, right?
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She seems cool.
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[laughs]
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-Gwyneth would be all right.
-[laughs]
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[woman] Max was so charming.
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He looked right into my eyes
and he said that he saw his future.
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-Aw.
-Ms. Lewis, we know Max was poisoned.
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According to the coroner,
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the poison would've killed Max
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within two hours of the dosing,
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so unless anyone else was with you...
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Like a...
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Oh, don't make us spell it out.
We're talking about a tag team.
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An Eiffel Tower. A Peter, Paul and Mary.
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-What's your freak number, girl?
-[scoffs]
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I'm sorry.
That's not what I meant to suggest.
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Wait.
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You guys think I did this?
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No one kills a guy
that gives her multiple orgasms.
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I'm not sure that defense
will hold up in court.
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-It's Amanda, right?
-Yeah.
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I like "Mandy" better.
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Well, no one calls me that.
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Mandy, you know our boy Max
was a chubby chaser, right?
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I'm not fat.
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I'm curvy. Max said that--
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Excuse us.
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I'm not fat.
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What are you doing?
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-I'm negging her, Clive.
-"Nagging"?
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No, no, no. "Negging."
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I'm undermining her confidence
so that she'll be more vulnerable.
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-Knock it off.
-But...
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It's highly doubtful
that girl in there killed Max.
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-Why's that?
-Max was poisoned with atro-choline.
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It's a toxic chemical
commonly used to make optical glass.
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But in his case,
it was absorbed through the skin.
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What's the one thing the killer knew
a womanizer would come into contact with?
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Ta-tas.
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-Let's not do this.
-Fine.
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His condoms were poisoned, Clive.
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Not a bad way to go. Who's with me?
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General Mills hasn't said a peep
about nuking Seattle,
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since you smuggled his daughter
into the city.
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That's one problem solved
on a very long list.
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There's a brain shortage
out there.
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Most of our problems come back to that.
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We've heard rumors that our own men
are skimming brains
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and selling them on the black market.
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I want you to find out who's behind it.
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[beeps]
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You want me to find someone else to do it?
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You give the order, I'll do it.
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You just don't want to be a rat.
Am I right?
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Get over it.
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There is one name I know.
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Russ Roche.
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[scoffs] Roche is a dolt.
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No way he's the ringleader.
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I want you to buddy up to him.
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Fun, fun.
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If he likes getting a colonic,
you take him out for his-and-his colonics.
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Make him a colonic-themed mixtape.
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Just find out who's calling the shots.
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Sir, is there a reason
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you think your office is bugged?
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Yes.
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Major.
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Be careful with Roche.
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He's not smart, but he is a killer.
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Thanks for coming in, Ms. Zoe Ward.
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You heard that Max Roberts was murdered?
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That's what they told me.
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Can you confirm whether
you sent the deceased the following text?
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"I hope your eggplant emoji falls off,
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and you drown in a pool
of your own poop emoji.
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I hate your pig-face emoji,
you rooster emoji."
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-I did.
-Why?
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Because I was hoping
his eggplant would fall off.
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Max Roberts was a vile creature.
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-A predator.
-A misogynist.
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A complete dick.
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That didn't stop you from saddling up
and riding that stallion, did it?
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To my eternal shame.
Though, I have to say...
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At least he was good at that.
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If it hadn't been amazing, I wouldn't have
been pissed that he ghosted me.
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God, no. Gross.
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I didn't sleep with Max Roberts.
Thank God.
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Huh. I'm not surprised.
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Max had a hard rule about sevens.
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Okay...
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But he probably also had
a hard rule against zombies.
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You're a zombie?
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Then can you explain why you texted Max,
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"You're going to pay
for what you did to me.
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Butcher knife emoji."
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My friend sent that text.
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She slept with Max,
and then he blocked her number.
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My phone was handy,
so we had fun one night
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passing the phone back and forth,
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sending him juvenile messages.
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Can I get your friend's information?
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One night we saw him at the club,
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and he got all up in our faces like,
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"You're not funny!"
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Now get me out of this mess, Max.
Otherwise, we're both going down!
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Here. That's her info.
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Thanks. You're free to go.
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And I'm a ten.
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So?
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A Fillmore Graves soldier
was screaming at Max...
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"Get me out of some mess,
otherwise we'll both go down."
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His name tag said "G. Marsh."
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I'll track down this "G. Marsh."
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Take your time.
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All that sex talk made me horny.
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Mind telling Ravi that I left early
to tap some ass?
258
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,309
Yeah. I'll get right on that.
259
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:54,773
"Tapping that ass."
260
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,945
The guys said the Triple Cross Church
is in a converted triple-X theater.
261
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,864
The things I would do to you.
262
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,700
-Triple-X things?
-Yes.
263
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:10,414
I mean, I get it. My ass is grade-A.
But do you always come on this strong?
264
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,083
I am so sorry.
265
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,878
I'm solving the murder
of this douchebag player.
266
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,423
Did you get tired of wearing the wig?
267
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,759
Yes, but I also thought
our zombie-pride preacher
268
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,010
would prefer this look.
269
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,429
Always thinking.
270
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,724
Well, this must be it.
271
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,525
Hello?
272
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,820
Anybody here?
273
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,418
Come here. Look at this.
The Teachings of Brother Love.
274
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,921
"Man shall offer himself
to his zombie brethren,
275
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,758
and his brethren shall crack
a man's skull and scoop his brains..."
276
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,718
-Whoa. What?
-Or this...
277
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,637
"Those who wear
the Fillmore Graves uniform
278
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,390
are in league with the humans
who would see us destroyed."
279
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,851
Okay. Maybe he's got a point on that one.
280
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,230
Brother Love!
281
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,232
Hello?
282
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,901
You have guests.
283
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,321
Wonderful news!
284
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,034
-Are you here for salvation?
-Not exactly.
285
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,411
-Redemption!
-No.
286
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,913
-Forgiveness?
-We're here to talk about brains.
287
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,790
You're hungry.
288
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,667
-I should pat them down.
-No need.
289
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794
No need.
290
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,297
-I'm Brother Love.
-Levon.
291
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,339
Levon.
292
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,636
-And you, my dear?
-Liv.
293
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,763
Liv! Must be an angel.
294
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,935
With skin the color of the pearly gates,
and milky tresses to match.
295
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,898
As the Almighty intended. Natural.
296
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,941
You say you're hungry?
297
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,860
We're not asking for us.
298
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,945
We know a few newly-turned zombies
299
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,698
who can't get brains
through the official channels.
300
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,451
We heard you feed hungry zombies here.
301
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,162
I have a soft spot for the downtrodden.
302
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,747
Where do you get your brains?
303
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,334
Oh, donations from the dying, mostly.
304
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:22,046
And a few brain tubes that fall through
the cracks at Fillmore Graves.
305
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,965
And a weekly free meal at Romero's.
306
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,426
Romero's? I know the owner,
307
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,511
-he's not exactly charitable.
-You know my son? -Your son?
-Yes, my son Blaine.
308
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,350
Quick as a whip.
Voice of a nightingale.
309
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:38,187
Successful to boot. And single.
310
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:39,980
Huh.
311
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,571
Still no word back
from that friend of Zoe Ward,
312
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,783
the zombie who let her friend
send threatening texts from her phone.
313
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,242
I think I banged that dude.
314
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,704
Chase Graves? Yeah, you banged him.
315
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,248
Oh. I remember now.
316
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,377
He's gonna be all,
"Oh, Liv, why didn't you call?
317
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,338
Didn't that bone sesh on my hotel room
desk mean anything to you?"
318
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,175
Dudes. Look at him. Look how sad he looks.
319
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,846
That's probably a suicide note
he's working on.
320
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,147
Look at you, Ms. Moore.
Finally with the program.
321
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,608
It's over, dude.
I don't know what you want me to say.
322
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,986
Detective.
323
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,404
We've been getting the runaround
324
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,197
trying to track down one of your men.
325
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,198
George Marsh.
326
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,450
He's a person of interest
in a murder investigation.
327
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,493
When was the murder?
328
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,577
Two days ago.
329
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,996
And you think Marsh did it?
330
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,080
[Clive] It's possible.
331
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,748
He's unavailable.
332
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,542
If you come back,
I can have him here tomorrow.
333
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,751
"Unavailable"?
334
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,171
There's nowhere he could be
that's more than 25 minutes from here.
335
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,049
And, yet, tomorrow is
as soon as you can see him.
336
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,388
[Ravi] I need another minute
for the toxicology report.
337
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,890
Liv changed our filing system.
338
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,810
The deceased are now arranged
by hotness quotient.
339
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,896
You're on Tinder, Clive?
340
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,817
[groans]
341
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,569
Clive? Tinder?
342
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,365
Wait! Does this mean
you and Bozzio are dunzo?
343
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,992
No!
344
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,037
Relationships take work, Clive.
345
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,539
Look at me and Peyton.
346
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,792
We had a rough go, but we didn't give up.
347
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,336
Well, it's not the same.
We didn't cheat on each other.
348
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,588
No one cheated!
349
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,799
We can't have sex together,
so we're in an open relationship.
350
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,386
Y'all wanted us to be the No Secrets Club?
Well, there you go.
351
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,221
Oh.
352
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,143
Did... Did you delete your matches?
353
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,728
What matches?
354
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,984
This is bad. This is really bad.
355
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,405
[Ravi] Why would you upload
a photo of yourself
356
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,865
standing next to Seven-Foot Sven?
357
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,285
It's my police academy graduation.
I look good in a uniform.
358
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,748
That does it.
I'm taking you out tonight, Clive.
359
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,249
I'm a phenomenal wingman.
360
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,460
I hate going out. Mmm-mmm.
361
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,588
Oh, we know.
It says so here in your list of "hates."
362
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,674
You hate warm weather, and This Is Us.
363
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,887
Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative.
364
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,684
Fine. I'll go.
365
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,853
You're emotionally manipulative.
366
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,939
Mmm. Oh, uh, where are my keys?
367
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,357
Oh, they're on my desk.
368
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,403
-One rule for tonight.
-Mmm.
369
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,947
Given the brain she's on...
370
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,365
-Don't tell Liv.
-Don't tell Liv.
371
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,202
Is the record skipping or is the music
supposed to sound like this?
372
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,537
Quick. Pound this.
373
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,288
[dance music playing]
374
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,417
Pound this one, too.
375
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,503
-Mmm! I need a minute.
-Pound it!
376
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,883
Oh, look at this.
Coming our way. Coming our way.
377
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,385
Oh, God.
378
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,473
Hello, ladies. Your money is no good here.
379
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,850
Let my friend and I buy you a drink.
380
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,352
-We're actually just--
-Bartender!
381
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,230
-Yeah?
-Bottle of vodka, yeah?
382
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,023
Your finest.
383
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,570
This is my friend, Clive.
He's a homicide detective.
384
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,113
Me? I'm a coroner.
385
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,699
I know.
What a fascinating pair of gentlemen.
386
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,534
They must have loads of stories.
387
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,870
Tell them how fascinating you are, Clive.
388
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,747
I'm riveting.
389
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,210
So, what's the craziest thing
you've ever seen on the job?
390
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,340
Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one.
You're the raconteur.
391
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,842
Oh, um...
392
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:41,471
Well, probably the middle-aged mom
who was smashed by a falling AC unit.
393
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:45,893
Brains and guts everywhere.
Children walking by splattered with blood.
394
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,354
-Hey.
-Hey.
395
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,732
This is my boyfriend, Gunner.
396
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,193
And that's Julie's boyfriend, Stieg.
397
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,905
[bartender] Here you go. Enjoy.
398
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,412
Let's ease into
the splattered-brain talk next time.
399
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,372
Is that where it went wrong?
400
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,290
I thought it was when
401
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,834
their Scandinavian
He-Men boyfriends showed up.
402
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,675
Amateur hour is over, boys.
Let's go get us some nasty.
403
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:35,943
Clive should be himself,
only fun and less tightly-wound.
404
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,281
Clive should be another person.
A better person.
405
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,158
[sighs]
406
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,162
Just give me the hat, Liv.
407
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,965
I was hoping for a
Frosty the Snowman moment.
408
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,218
And the instant we gave him the hat,
he would become full of life.
409
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:05,430
He'd have swagger.
He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism.
410
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,849
What kind of perverse version
of Frosty the Snowman
411
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,226
did they show kids in England?
412
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,227
Look.
413
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,024
You know, I could catch any D
I want in this place?
414
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,068
Most of the guys in here are human.
415
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,696
They won't be when I'm making them brains
for breakfast.
416
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,489
[chuckles] Just kidding.
417
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,825
I'm not gonna let them stay for breakfast.
418
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,538
Oh, code red. The herd has arrived.
419
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,374
That better be a photo of his penis.
420
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,126
And it looks like she's crying.
421
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,545
Okay, it probably is his penis.
422
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,671
Come on.
423
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,800
He was still waiting in line
when she got the Aleutian flu vaccine.
424
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,927
That's when he got the call
about the zombie virus.
425
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,512
How sad is that?
426
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:49,099
Okay, baby dolls.
I'm gonna need you to put out or get out.
427
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,852
Hit it or quit it.
Hump or dump. You follow me?
428
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,270
-Mmm.
-[scoffing]
429
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,357
You told them about Bozzio?
430
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,526
-I wanna be honest.
-That is dumb.
431
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,987
I'm not going to be a liar to get sex.
432
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,364
-Good luck with that.
-[sighs]
433
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,742
I'm done here.
434
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,077
Thanks for trying to help.
435
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,875
You blew it.
436
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,628
Think I'm gonna go catch that D
I was talking about.
437
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,090
I think I'm gonna go home
and make love to my girlfriend.
438
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,884
Don't be gross.
439
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:26,261
-Hey.
-Hey.
440
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,804
I was in the neighborhood.
441
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,931
I thought maybe we could talk
more strategy?
442
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,266
Save a few more lives?
443
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,227
Is that before or after you texted me,
"Down to duck"?
444
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,774
I sent that text to like, ten other guys.
Don't read into it.
445
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,903
But are you? Down to "duck"?
446
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,530
[sighs] This isn't a good idea.
447
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,908
When you talk,
it accentuates your double chin.
448
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,202
Are you negging me?
449
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:51,995
What do you think of my hat?
450
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,663
I think Kevin Federline wore it better.
451
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,581
Are you negging me?
452
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,833
No, I genuinely don't like your hat.
453
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,339
Liv, I'm not hooking up with you
while you're on this brain.
454
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:06,802
Whatever. I don't care.
I'm like barely even interested in you.
455
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,556
I'm gonna get you a Lyft.
456
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,976
Fine, but can I at least see
what my driver looks like?
457
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:16,770
Oh, never mind.
458
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,897
Everyone's a ten
if you keep your eyes closed.
459
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,826
I was wondering if you'd ever call.
460
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,410
Come in, Detective.
461
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,212
"Martyr Leone"?
462
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,755
Are you freaking kidding me?
463
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,299
And you can probably guess
what they say about me. Let's see.
464
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,302
I spend more time at the gym
than I do at my desk.
465
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,972
I'm a demagogue who uses
the city's tax dollars
466
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,598
to eat brains at Romero's.
467
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,645
It's one article. In one newspaper.
468
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:06,945
I'm sorry, Commander.
Can I ask what Lillywhite is doing here?
469
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,656
Did he get some kind of promotion
we weren't made aware of?
470
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:10,991
Oh.
471
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,451
Did I forget the paperwork?
472
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,078
I might have.
473
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,164
I've had my hands full.
474
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,168
Major is the new vice president
of getting stuff done.
475
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,670
Which means he outranks
any of you because...
476
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,338
Well, he gets stuff done.
477
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,175
Everyone out.
478
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,849
Except my VP of getting stuff done!
You, get back in here.
479
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:45,901
Sir?
480
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,402
You made any progress with Roche?
481
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,822
I’ve lost 100 bucks to him playing pool,
buddying up to him,
482
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,949
and we made plans to hit
The Scratching Post next week.
483
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,993
What do you say we turn you into besties?
484
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,705
Take Roche’s unit down to the offices
of the 206 Weekly and shut them down.
485
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,790
Do we have the authority to do that, sir?
486
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,167
We are the authority.
487
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,713
Oh, God. Oh, God.
488
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:07,714
Oh, God.
489
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,009
You're in a hurry.
490
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,637
I thought I set my alarm.
491
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:17,224
This is bad. This is really bad.
492
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,312
Um...
493
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,566
I've never done this.
494
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,361
How much?
495
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:38,620
Hey, any idea why Liv Moore
would text me "Down to duck"
496
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,871
in the middle of the night?
497
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,165
My wife was pissed,
I had to sleep on the couch.
498
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:43,708
No clue.
499
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,887
[sighs]
500
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,017
[groans]
501
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:05,188
Clive.
502
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,278
Called a few times.
503
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,613
Went straight to voicemail.
504
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,116
My phone died.
505
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,284
I was worried.
506
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,618
I'm sorry.
507
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,833
Maybe we need to establish
some ground rules.
508
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,794
Spending the night feels
like there's emotions involved.
509
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,796
That's a good rule.
510
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:34,092
But, Dale,
there were no emotions involved.
511
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,262
Promise.
512
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,972
Did you make her your special breakfast?
513
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,601
I haven't asked for any details
about the men you've been with.
514
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,479
Well, I haven't slept with anyone, Clive.
515
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,190
I heard--
516
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,400
I went on some dates.
517
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,987
I made out with a guy.
518
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,408
All it did was make me miss you.
519
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,498
I guess we're really doing this.
520
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,520
Chase better walk in here
with that zombie from your vision.
521
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:28,813
We gave him a day.
522
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,565
Hey, I just noticed.
523
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:33,443
That's the same outfit as last night,
you dirty dog.
524
00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:36,154
-You got some chick--
-I don't wanna talk about it, Liv.
525
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:38,907
Thanks for waiting, Officers.
526
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,077
You'll see this was a bit of a to-do.
527
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:47,165
Here's the man of the hour.
528
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,252
This the guy?
529
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:52,921
That’s the guy from my vision.
530
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,132
Marsh, the Seattle PD wants to know
if you magically defrosted yourself
531
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,425
and murdered someone a few days ago.
532
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:58,593
What year is it?
533
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,429
You haven’t even been frozen
a month, Marsh.
534
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,181
It’s a long way from 2023.
535
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,182
Damn.
536
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,476
-Who got offed?
-Max Roberts.
537
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,396
Max is dead? How?
538
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,688
Poisoned condoms.
539
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,149
Perfect.
540
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:18,154
Well, as the Commander can confirm,
my alibi is airtight.
541
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,989
I had a vision of you berating Max.
542
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,699
Did that have something
to do with your arrest?
543
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,784
Can't answer that.
544
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,579
My lawyer told me to keep my mouth shut.
I filed an appeal.
545
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,375
Marsh was found guilty of turning a human
into a zombie through sexual contact.
546
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,585
She reported him for not
disclosing his status.
547
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,504
She told me she was a zombie.
548
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,798
Guess she was a bug chaser.
549
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,633
You hired Max to be your wingman
550
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,803
and that’s when you hooked up
with this "bug chaser"?
551
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,722
My lawyer was very clear on this.
552
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,223
Shut my mouth.
553
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,599
What was this woman's name?
554
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,232
Huma Kattan. Thank you.
555
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,488
Looking good, Liv Moore.
556
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,823
You wish.
557
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,995
All right, look into it.
You got anything else?
558
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,872
I've also been hearing these
weird things about a zombie church.
559
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,415
-They say--
-[thudding]
560
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,833
What the hell?
561
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,626
What is this all about, here?
562
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,170
-Are you in charge?
-I'm the editor.
563
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,422
I need you to direct your people
to shut down their computers,
564
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:18,798
pack up their personal belongings
565
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,216
-and exit the building.
-Why? -When can we return?
-You can't.
566
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,970
Your newspaper is being closed down
for the public good.
567
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,473
"The public good"? Are you serious?
568
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,141
You're printing fake news.
569
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,393
That Mama Leone lady
was making more zombies
570
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,687
when we can’t feed the zombies
we already have. We are on the precipice of destruction
at all times.
571
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,692
The old rules of freedom of the press
no longer apply.
572
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,987
You! Do not take any computer equipment.
573
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,741
This includes any kind of hard drive,
thumb drive, memory stick.
574
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,075
It all stays here.
575
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,285
No. No way.
576
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,370
If you're shutting us down,
I'm taking my work--
577
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,631
What do you expect from the Chaos Killer?
578
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,931
That's my name, baby. Don't wear it out.
579
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,401
-Thanks again. Bye.
-No, it's "Huma Kattan."
580
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,653
No?
581
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,404
All right, bye.
582
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,199
The DMV has no record of her either.
583
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,410
How does a zombie disappear
from a walled city?
584
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,458
If you scratched me right now,
what's the first thing I'd do?
585
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,460
Take Bozzio to Bone Town.
586
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,672
After that,
587
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:44,050
I’d go to the Zombie Services office
for an ID card.
588
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,761
This Huma needed a card
to get brain tubes.
589
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,513
They’d have her contact info.
590
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,430
That's it.
591
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,767
We’ll go to Zombie Services,
where they make ID cards,
592
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,227
on official police business!
593
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,690
How about we pop over during lunchtime,
so we create less of a disturbance.
594
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,484
Yeah, I guess.
595
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,528
You don't wanna go sooner? Oh, no. Lunchtime is good.
596
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,323
I may wanna sleep in.
597
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,372
I know how to get brains
for the Underground Railroad.
598
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,790
I'm not falling for this again.
599
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,709
Douchebag brain has worn off,
you can let me in.
600
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,919
Finally.
601
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,922
Clive and I are on a case,
602
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,465
blah, blah, blah, long story short,
603
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,593
we have to go to
the Zombie Services office
604
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,052
on police business tomorrow.
605
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,431
I can steal what we need
to create our own ID cards.
606
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,851
Everyone we smuggle into Seattle
will have access to brain tubes.
607
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,353
That’s dangerous, Liv. If you get caught--
608
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:38,646
It's worth the risk.
609
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,152
Be careful, these guys smash zombie heads.
610
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,613
About last night.
611
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,282
Really embarrassed.
612
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,242
It's water under the bridge.
613
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,202
No, I need to say this.
614
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,248
Sometimes, my job gets in
the way of my personal life.
615
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,962
I’m on a lot of brains and in the past
with guys I’ve dated it's caused problems.
616
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,048
I can roll with a few lousy brains.
617
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:09,177
In most cases,
I would’ve welcomed sex-crazed brain,
618
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,347
but, you know, the first time,
I thought, should be special.
619
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:14,974
I’m a little girlish that way.
620
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,992
What are you doing?
621
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,828
Shh. Let your body do the talking.
622
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,664
Oh! You...
623
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,416
You are still on the brain, aren't you?
624
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,502
Don't hate the player.
625
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:46,589
You, out! You made me feel cheap.
626
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,050
Whatevs. You are a bit girlish.
627
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,760
Text me if you have a change of heart.
628
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:54,430
[door closes]
629
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,858
All right, let's do this.
630
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,402
Let's.
631
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,907
I never thought I'd say this,
but I miss the fedora.
632
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,995
I'm peacocking, Clive.
I thought I explained this to you.
633
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,920
Donuts for the unsung heroes of Seattle.
634
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,172
Lots of zombie-friendly options.
635
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,258
Sure. Thanks.
636
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,592
Cool-ass hat.
637
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,553
You're a cool-ass dude for noticing.
638
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:36,514
You're up to something, what is it?
639
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:39,100
It's called donuting.
You know nothing, Clive Babineaux.
640
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,733
Hi, Jill. We're with the SPD.
641
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:50,111
We’re tracking down a person
of interest in a murder investigation.
642
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,613
Her name is Huma Kattan and
she recently became a zombie.
643
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,698
Can you help us with that?
644
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:56,701
Everyone’s heading to lunch,
but I can show you where the records are.
645
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:57,869
That would be great.
646
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,248
Zombie-friendly donuts. Get them here.
647
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:08,046
There's a file
for every zombie in Seattle.
648
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,714
Some of them are passing for human.
649
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:11,632
Sadly, we’re so understaffed
650
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,010
that files just get thrown back in there,
willy-nilly.
651
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:15,678
"Kattan," right?
652
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,055
That's right.
653
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,185
Come on, come on.
654
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,729
Darn.
655
00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,439
You may be in for the long haul.
656
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,533
Did you find Huma’s file?
657
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:38,993
Nope.
658
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370
Did they have mirrors in the bathroom?
659
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,330
Yes.
660
00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,999
So you saw what you looked like
and didn’t take off the hat?
661
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,169
Lunch is ending. We need to hurry.
662
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,922
-Why?
-Because we don't wanna be in their way.
663
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,636
I was sitting there at lunch
and I thought to myself,
664
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,138
what about the new zombie files
that haven't been filed?
665
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,556
The ones we keep up front.
666
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,267
So I hurried back. Here you go.
667
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,144
Thank you.
668
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:16,906
Well, well, well.
669
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,742
Does Huma look familiar? That's Zoe Ward.
670
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,372
The zombie who said her friend
671
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,082
sent Max those threatening texts
from her phone.
672
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,793
Yeah, well,
I don’t think there ever was a friend.
673
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,837
She's only been a zombie a few weeks.
674
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,048
So, when she went to get an ID card
she still went by the name Huma.
675
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,593
So Huma gets George Marsh
put away in the Fillmore Graves freezer...
676
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,303
Then changes her name to Zoe Ward
677
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,681
and settles the score with the guy
who taught George
678
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:42,682
how to seduce her.
679
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,058
She's our killer.
680
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,852
Sweet, let's go pick her up right now.
681
00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:56,028
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
682
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:59,407
Afraid I'm gonna have to take
another look at what's inside that box.
683
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:02,535
Two donuts?
You sure that's a good idea, big fella?
684
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,954
Think of all the hungry zombie cops
back at the station
685
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,205
who you promised donuts?
686
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,623
They won't miss just one. They will.
687
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:14,922
Take all you want, good sir.
688
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,151
Liv.
689
00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:38,321
Do I wanna know what you're up to?
690
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:40,364
I think it's better that you don't.
691
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,998
[car starting]
692
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:55,671
[Clive] Tell us why you changed your name
from Huma Kattan to Zoe Ward.
693
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,090
I’d just transitioned from
human to zombie.
694
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,218
It's a big life change.
695
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:01,928
It was a new beginning.
696
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:06,015
What I have here is a transcript
from the Fillmore Graves hearing
697
00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:08,976
that sent George Marsh to the deep freeze.
698
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,270
"Huma asked for it.
699
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,981
She knew George was a zombie,
and she threw herself at him.
700
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,733
She was a bug chaser.
701
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:18,611
One of those girls who wanted
to get with a zombie,
702
00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:20,863
wanted to be a zombie."
703
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,032
That’s what Max Roberts said on the stand.
704
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:25,284
Max Roberts is a pig and a liar.
705
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,078
He was a pig and a liar.
706
00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:29,956
Max is dead
and George is in a deep freeze.
707
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,083
Max introduced George to you, didn’t he?
708
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,251
Yeah.
709
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,920
When did you find out that Max
was a paid wingman,
710
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,755
an expert on seducing women?
711
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:41,926
When a friend showed me his column.
Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips.
712
00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,177
Repulsive, right?
713
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,305
Max was killed by a toxic substance
used to make optical glass.
714
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,641
Where do you work now?
715
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,605
Queen Anne Optometry.
716
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:57,942
How did you get the poisoned condoms to--
717
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,237
It was easy, I dressed up like
a giant condom and handed out
718
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,822
free samples outside the club.
719
00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:05,116
Made sure Max got a special box.
720
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,742
That's easy?
721
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,121
We'll need it in writing.
722
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:15,251
I wanted a normal life. I wanted kids.
723
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,004
George took that away from me
without my consent.
724
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,632
Max helped him and then went
on the stand and humiliated me.
725
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,344
At least the son of bitch
can't hurt any more women.
726
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,929
So, you know what?
727
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,391
They can stick me in a freezer
for however long they want.
728
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,187
My life was over
the moment I met Max Roberts.
729
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,196
Come on, Chase. It was a mistake.
Admit it and move on.
730
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,073
Shooting up a newspaper office,
shutting them down,
731
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,784
it's like you're begging humans to riot.
732
00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:51,746
-Are they rioting?
-No reports of riots.
733
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,499
I'm placing a bet.
734
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,210
I'm betting that no one cares enough
to take to the streets
735
00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:01,172
over one rinky-dink alt-weekly
closing its doors.
736
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:04,216
I suppose all the city's sex workers will
have to find a new place to advertise.
737
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,844
Shutting down the press
over a critical story.
738
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,930
Isn't that what an autocrat does?
739
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,850
That's what I am.
740
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,979
You wanna know when democracy
doesn't work?
741
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,734
It doesn't work
when you're sitting on a powder keg.
742
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,987
It doesn't work
when your people are starving.
743
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,407
It doesn't work when your entire species
is on the brink of extinction.
744
00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,452
So, you can lament the closing
of the 206 Weekly.
745
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,579
But they tried to make a hero
out of a woman who made it
746
00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:35,498
harder to keep our population fed.
747
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:39,794
I want human smuggling stopped,
so I can save lives.
748
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,629
I don't regret the execution
of that woman.
749
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,130
I didn't ask if you did.
750
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,467
Your soldiers didn't just lock
the doors of the 206 Weekly.
751
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,052
They terrorized the staff.
752
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,721
They caused thousands
of dollars in damages--
753
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,473
Fake news.
754
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,644
Fake, huh?
755
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,647
-You didn't shoot up the place?
-Nope.
756
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:01,982
You sure about that?
757
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,693
Lillywhite, clear this up. What happened?
758
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,447
The situation was under control
759
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,950
until reporters failed
to follow instructions.
760
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,952
They became belligerent and attacked us.
761
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:16,330
The limited gunfire was warranted
to control the situation.
762
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,374
So, there you have it.
763
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:22,294
Well, we always appreciate
a visit from the mayor's office.
764
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,505
We need to do this more often.
765
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,390
[sighs]
766
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,393
Liv, it's street-cleaning tomorrow.
767
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,229
Better move your car
or you'll get a ticket.
768
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,481
Liv?
769
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,820
Hello?
770
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,409
[music leaking from headphones]
771
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:11,177
What the hell are you doing?