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Did you hear Fillmore Grave
shut down the 206 Weekly?
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Uh-uh.
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Yeah, the soldiers who went down there
shot up the place,
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scared the hell out of everyone.
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Not surprised.
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Major was the ranking officer.
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I was at Fillmore Graves last night.
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Chase Graves turned to Major
and said, "Did you guys really do this?"
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Major flat-out lied.
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Fillmore Graves is the Borg.
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I don't know what that means.
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Keep dating Ravi, you will.
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Speaking of Major,
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I'd appreciate it
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if you wouldn't tell him or Ravi about,
you know--
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Human smuggling?
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So, listen, um...
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I've been up all night thinking
about that question you asked me.
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If I could help those dying people,
would I? And you're right, I would.
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I understand why you're doing
what you're doing.
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And I respect your decision.
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Thank you.
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-Which is why I wanna be a part of it.
-No.
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No, I am not letting you
risk your life.
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Hey!
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Why is it good for you but not for me?
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Body! Gotta go.
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That's yours.
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Obviously, I can't scratch people.
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But there must be some way
for me to be helpful.
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Do you have giant stacks of cash
stashed somewhere?
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Because that's one of our
biggest problems right now.
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Lack of resources.
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-It's about damn time you showed up.
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I've been writing to the mayor's office
for over a year.
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We don't normally grant favors to people
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who work for notorious
criminal syndicates.
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I played ball.
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I gave you what you wanted. You owe me.
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You didn't give us everything we wanted.
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There is no money.
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That's a myth.
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Well, shoot. This was a waste of my time.
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Okay, no, wait. You... Wait.
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What if I told you
there was a pot of gold?
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I'd say I already know that.
That's why I'm here.
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There's a bus
that's transporting prisoners
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to the state pen in Walla Walla.
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State pen is worse.
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We'll drop you off
at Moses Lake Correctional.
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White-collar prison.
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Plus, your family's
all outside the wall, right?
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Think of Visiting Day.
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You dirty girl.
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Where's the money, Casper?
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Are you sure someone's in there?
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The pool of blood suggests there is.
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You didn't open it up yet?
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I was waiting for you guys.
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Someone's in there.
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A jogger found the body this morning.
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No witnesses, no ID,
no clue how the body got there.
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Time-travel murder.
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Perhaps the impaled knight
stepped out of the TARDIS,
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seconds before his death
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Something nerdy.
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It's the space-time vessel
from Doctor Who.
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Looks like a police box?
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Bigger on the inside?
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I was hoping for an answer
based more on reality.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find one,
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once the zombie medical examiner
eats the victim's brain.
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Anybody bring a can opener?
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You know, uh, not to be that guy,
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um, but it is a lunch "hour."
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Look at this.
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It's like he was wearing a car.
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I identified our victim.
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He was a medieval-history professor
named Garrett Drexel.
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According to his parents,
in his spare time
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he did something called, "Larpering."
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The parents didn't know much about it.
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But it sounded in your wheelhouse, so...
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It's actually called "LARPing"
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and it stands for,
"live-action role-playing."
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So, it's like a sex thing.
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What? No.
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No, it's like D&D
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but the players physically act out
their character's actions,
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sometimes participating
in elaborate mock battles
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-and epic story lines.
-Fear not.
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I have slain the rodent foul.
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No more will his pestilent droppings
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threaten the purity of our tools
and provisions.
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And our boxes of cardboard
will forevermore go un-gnawed.
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I think she killed
the storage-closet mouse.
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'Twas a noble death. And quick.
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What say you, my lord?
Have you news of our quest?
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I'm not your lord.
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Thou art a most sovereign leader
tasked with protecting our kingdom.
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Thoust may be free of royal blood
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but a purer heart I've not yet known.
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And on my honor I will serve at thy side.
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It is my most solemn vow.
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Can you get up, please?
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Yes, my lord.
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And stop calling me, "My lord."
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Yes, my liege. Your grace.
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So, Garrett's parents gave me
the name of his LARPing group,
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The Guardians of Bonestorm,
and the place they hang.
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That seems like the best place to start.
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If they are acting out battles,
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that could be how
Garrett got himself skewered.
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To earth's end and back,
I will follow thee.
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Okay, then, um... Let's go.
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LARPing, huh?
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The thing that bugs me
about D&D is you're just sitting.
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If there was a more physical version
with badass armor?
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That could be cool.
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Fie, squire!
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One must consume an onion bloomed
from the inside out.
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Seriously, though, dude, you're just
picking off all the crispy stuff.
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Definitely not cool. Not cool at all.
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I don't suppose we've gotta talk to 'em?
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Fear not, my lord. For both my sword
and my life are yours.
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You don't have a sword.
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Or a life, if we're being technical.
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I am Olivia of Seattle.
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Examiner of the exanimate.
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Vision-haver for the guard.
Zombie of the festive vessel.
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My lord asks that you lend an ear,
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and I ask that you make haste
and gather round,
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for his will is my most sacred destiny.
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Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD. Homicide.
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Normal talker.
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Tell us about Garrett Drexel.
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We learned he is a member of your group.
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So, he's done it.
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Sir Garrett has slain
the Great Wizard of Thrall!
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-Cheers.
Uh, no.
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Garrett was found dead this morning.
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-No.
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-Aye.
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Alas. Alack. A shocker.
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He was much beloved.
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Well, someone stuck a sword through him
and left him for dead.
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Wait. You don't think it was us?
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You know these swords
are totally foam, right?
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Yeah, plus, we all worshiped Garrett.
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When was the last time you saw him?
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He left the group after the wall went up.
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Didn't seem like a good idea for humans
and zombies to fight together,
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so Garrett and his friend Magnus
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left with the other zombies
to start their own zombie LARPing league.
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-But Garrett wasn't a zombie.
-Of course, he was.
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He was human.
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-Mmm...
-'Tis true, noble sir. Undead he was not.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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♪ Sir Garrett is now underground
He should've run away-- ♪
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Shut it, Chuck. Your grace,
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if Sir Garrett did doth portray himself
falsely a zombie
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whilst in battle with zombies,
who, believing him kindred,
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fought without care,
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'tis on Garrett's own shoulder
the fault doth lay, does it not?
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That's what I was thinking.
But in a less annoying way.
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Mmm.
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Sharing a meal as father and son.
I did miss this.
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You missed decades of it.
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I'm fairly certain
this is our seventh meal together.
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This is a fine establishment, son.
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You've done well.
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I wanted to give zombies
a true fine-dining experience.
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Enough!
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You are rushing through a sacrament.
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I want each of you to take one bite
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using a fork.
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For God has given us the tools we need,
my friends.
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One bite.
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There. Now, hold it in your mouth.
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And let the divine flavors linger
on your tongue
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until your mouth fills with glory.
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Savor it. Savor it!
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Now swallow.
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And repeat.
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Swallowing on command.
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That's a power that
I should never be entrusted with.
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Trust is a must, but turns to dust
when bellies begin to growl.
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My church is in desperate need of brains.
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I was hoping you could spare
some more for the cause.
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-The Lord will provide.
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I was trapped
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in a well, son,
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and the Lord made it rain brains.
Can you believe it?
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Surely a remedy will come your way.
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Scalpel, please.
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Stormrose, Warblade of the Fallen
or Lightbringer?
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Maybe I'll just take the bone saw.
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Oh.
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The Spineripper.
A choice most excellent.
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-Good morrow.
Hi.
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I'm supposed to be coming to see you.
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My name is Isobel.
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Thoust timing is poor, child.
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-I shall call anon.
-Please! I'm in this motel in Yakima.
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My coyote left for coffee eight hours ago.
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-I'm totally freaking out.
-Indeed. Yea, 'tis true.
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Let us discuss whilst I procure
much-needed gauze for my warted toe.
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Fear not, young friend.
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Your good coyote shall be back.
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Perhaps he thinks
a malefactor doth tail him.
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I guess you need to talk in code
or something,
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but you're not helping.
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I'm going crazy here.
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Fear not, lass,
for I make thee promises three.
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Your good coyote shall return.
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You shall arrive safely in Seattle.
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And with a scratch of my own nail,
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your life I shall save.
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This is my most solemn vow.
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Is there someone else I can talk to?
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Isobel?
Wait, he's back.
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Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Bye.
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And thus, two promises remain.
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Let me guess,
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you slayed a beastly arachnid?
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I say thee nay,
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for she was taking a phone call
most whispery.
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Perhaps about a certain upcoming
noble birthday?
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Thoust foolest me not.
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What news hast thou?
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A location for Magnus, I think.
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Garrett received a text every Friday
with a time, an address,
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and a, "Try and make it."
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-It was always signed, "M."
-Magnus.
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The address is for a warehouse
on the edge of the city.
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I'm guessing that's where
the zombie LARPers meet.
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-If you're free at midnight--
-Not free, my lord,
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but bound by honor to stand
between my lord and danger.
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Yeah. Okay.
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What's with the half
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I let her have that one.
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It was either that
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or let her stuff the chest cavity
with hay.
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You like to party, don't you, boy?
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Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
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00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:28,766
Look, Russ.
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I can't afford all this.
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You keep spottin' me. It ain't right.
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You ever need a few more coins
in your pocket, you just tell me.
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I'm so doggone broke, partner.
I'd do anything.
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Hey!
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Stop requesting songs
about tractors and cold beers.
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You're making everybody wish
they were more dead.
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I'm just treatin' my partner here
to a night on the town.
255
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,037
Shoot, I'd have been knocked
into a cocked hat
256
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,664
if it weren't for this buckaroo's loyalty.
257
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,707
Skittles! We're a pack of wolves,
ain't we?
258
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,000
We stick together.
259
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,758
Show your ta-tas
to the Butcher of Bourbon Street!
260
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:05,761
This man'll rip off your skull
and vomit hurricanes down your windpipe.
261
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,471
Every man wants to be me!
262
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,349
Every woman wants to be with me.
263
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,396
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
264
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,649
The founder of the Zombie Thunderdome.
265
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,860
Six feet, two inches of ferocity.
266
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,112
Two-hundred and thirty pounds
of piss and vinegar.
267
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:27,825
The massive, the mighty
Magnus the Necro-maimer.
268
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,828
Magnus! Magnus!
269
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,876
Now, this is an entrance.
270
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,335
Verily.
271
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,478
That's our guy.
272
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:02,943
Whoo!
273
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,162
Who wants blood?
274
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,998
Who wants grievous injuries?
275
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,918
Reckon I ought to shake
the snake before it starts.
276
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,210
Don't fall in, partner.
277
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,047
Who wants me to see me
turn this chop steak
278
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,673
into ground beef?
279
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,052
How's he gonna be a butcher
when I slice his arms off?
280
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,262
I hope the floor
doesn't mind getting wet...
281
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,598
With the Butcher's blood!
282
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,987
There is no honor in this?
283
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,823
No, probably not.
284
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,120
Ooh.
285
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,670
-Yeah!
286
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,720
Who are you?
287
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,639
Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD.
288
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,641
I'd like to talk to you
about Garrett Drexel.
289
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,477
Yeah, now is when I bask
in the glow of victory, so bugger off.
290
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,187
That isn't really an option here.
291
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,480
Oh, it's not?
292
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,233
You looking to get knocked
on your ass too?
293
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,861
If my lord seeks an audience,
it would serve you well
294
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,279
to make time.
295
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,864
Okay.
296
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,825
Let's talk Garrett Drexel.
297
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,244
-He's dead.
298
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,745
A sword right through his belly.
299
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,622
-But he was...
-Garrett was human.
300
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,250
They call me Liv, the medical examiner.
301
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,336
I examined the body myself,
no zombie was he.
302
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,092
Uh... Sit, please.
303
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,594
Yeah, on the...
304
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,316
Why would Garrett pretend to be a zombie?
305
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,193
It kind of makes sense
when I think about it.
306
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,362
Garrett was super pumped
when he realized that zombies
307
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,572
would be fighting with real swords.
308
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,240
But you saw a business opportunity.
309
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,616
Sure did.
310
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,201
I knew right away
that people would pay money
311
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,870
to see zombies make each other bleed.
312
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,415
So I broke away from the zombie LARPers
and started Zombie Thunderdome.
313
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,251
Do you know where we could find
the zombie LARPing group?
314
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,378
Yeah, I have their schedule
in my phone somewhere.
315
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,715
His group was called the Shadow Exiles.
316
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,687
Any day hence.
317
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,441
God, I wanna make you break character.
318
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,817
Oh, here it is.
319
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,904
Looks like they don't fight
again for another month
320
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,573
but, uh, they should be at
the league rules meeting tomorrow.
-Ye Olde Microbrewery.
321
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,994
I'm the bouncer.
322
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,997
I'll wait in the car.
323
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,131
His maiden is a zombie
and, alas, he is not.
324
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,884
'Tis a cruel world.
325
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,814
Is this the way it's gonna be?
326
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,899
Everyone's asking me
why you're moping around today.
327
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:32,319
You didn't really expect me
to be happy today, did you?
328
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,738
No...
329
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,242
But we were up until 4:30
talking about this.
330
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,411
-And I felt like we were okay.
-We are.
331
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,831
See, I knew this was coming down
the pipe, but...
332
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,999
It hurts.
333
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,419
But, we're still us, we're good,
334
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,797
it was just medicinal.
335
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,924
Like it was for you.
336
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,136
Somehow that doesn't help.
337
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,309
Cowboy brains are permanently 86'ed,
338
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:09,606
which is weird 'cause I'd think
cowboys are to hookers as...
339
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,362
-Exactly.
340
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,364
I hear "cowboy," I think Deadwood.
341
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,408
But, Blaine, there was no dead wood.
342
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,368
These cowpokes didn't want no pokes.
343
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,078
Here's where we went wrong.
344
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,913
Look at the fine print.
345
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,084
"Professional Born Again Riders
of America.
346
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,545
"We tell the devil to buck off"?
347
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,547
What is this, six
348
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,340
Where do we stand on new muscle? It's handled, I already hired Carl.
349
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,053
Crybaby Carl.
350
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:45,142
I would rather put
a volleyball on Dino's body.
351
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:48,812
It's a medical condition, Blaine,
the guy's got faulty tear ducts.
352
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,481
He's actually a sociopath in a good way.
353
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,781
So who do I have to bang
to get a hot toddy?
354
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,417
So what brings you
to our fair walled
355
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,960
Cobain Museum?
356
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,338
The fish market, the coffee?
357
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,090
I've been keeping tabs
on my former money launderer,
358
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,759
Casper Connor, while he's in prison.
359
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,803
He has a major stash of my money
hidden away somewhere,
360
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,805
and I've been eager to find out
where it is.
361
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,599
I've tried getting to him on the inside,
362
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,434
but the schmuck hides in solitary.
363
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,603
I haven't been able to get to him
364
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,812
and that's where you come in.
365
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,106
-A little bird tells me
366
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,360
the state pen has agreed
to take 20 of Seattle's worst criminals.
367
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,362
They're bussing them down to Walla Walla.
368
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,615
And for some reason, candy-ass Casper
is gonna be in that bus.
369
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,910
We're gonna break him out
and get my money back.
370
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,289
Out of a prison transport bus?
371
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,166
We'll go halfsies on the cash, of course.
372
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,251
Not thirdsies?
373
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,921
So after the three of us
take down this prison bus,
374
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,131
how about we go the backyard
and dig a hole to China?
375
00:20:58,715 --> 00:20:59,925
What's the problem, Blaine?
376
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:04,304
I can't commandeer a prison bus
full of convicts and armed guards.
377
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,722
I don't have that kind of manpower.
378
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,474
You call yourself a crime boss?
379
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,061
You should have an army
of nameless, faceless yes-men
380
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,147
who are too stupid to do anything
but listen to you.
381
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,066
Blaine, what about...
382
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,530
We don't have an army full of
stupid, nameless, faceless yes-men
383
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,449
but we know someone who does.
384
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,492
Brother Love.
385
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,952
That's right, Don E.
386
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,620
Brother Love.
387
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:33,292
The Lord spoke to you
about a prison transport bus?
388
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,085
Not directly.
389
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,588
I was trying to solve
your brain shortage problem
390
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,550
and I reached a point
where I'd feared I'd fail you.
391
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,554
And in that desperate moment,
I humbled myself and I said, "God."
392
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,015
Not out loud, more with my heart--
393
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,142
There is no right or wrong way.
394
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,560
Well, I said, "God,
395
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,979
"please, show me a sign."
396
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,690
And in that moment,
397
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,942
hand to the man upstairs,
398
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,570
is when my phone rang
and my buddy tells me about the bus.
399
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,239
I felt the Holy Spirit move me.
400
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,992
I didn't even know
whose number I was dialing.
401
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,036
When Blaine answered, I said,
402
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,830
"Of course, it had to be Blaine."
403
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,667
There will be guards, and guns.
404
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,919
I fear I'd be leading
my flock to slaughter.
405
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,338
We'll take 'em by surprise.
406
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,299
-They won't even see us coming.
-The authorities will come after us.
407
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,343
We're not strong enough yet.
408
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,927
No one will raise a finger.
409
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,014
You see, these are wicked men.
410
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:33,685
And giving their brains to needy zombies
will be the one good thing
411
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,146
they do with their miserable lives.
412
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,531
Yo, Russ.
413
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,867
You wanna win some more money off me?
414
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,911
-I'm feeling unlucky.
-Nah, I don't think so.
415
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,746
Everything okay? Last night.
416
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,627
What were you telling that cop?
417
00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,753
"Cop"?
418
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:01,296
I didn't talk to a cop.
419
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,632
I saw it, bro.
420
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,467
The blonde zombie
that works for the police.
421
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,010
She's a medical examiner, I think.
422
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,596
Look, man, I just saw a pretty girl,
was chatting her up.
423
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,144
Yeah.
424
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,771
So, you free to meet up tonight?
425
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,648
-Sure.
426
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,483
-You know it.
-Cool.
427
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,236
I'll text you the address,
we can meet there.
428
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,154
-Yeah.
-And, uh...
429
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,489
And what we're doing,
430
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,783
it's not exactly legal.
431
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,326
I ain't dumb, son.
432
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,502
Thank you.
433
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,508
Good morrow.
434
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,010
Uh... Hi.
435
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,596
It was a bit of a rough trip,
but this is Beth,
436
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,848
and that's Geo.
437
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,475
Guys, this is Renegade.
438
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,895
'Tis an honor, fair lady,
439
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,983
to return thine most noble soul
from the edge of the abyss.
440
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,569
Renegade, maybe let's just
cut to the scratch.
441
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,112
It was a long trip in the trunk.
442
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:12,742
Beth of Columbus, I welcome you
to the brotherhood of zombies.
443
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,412
Live undead with a true heart.
444
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,664
And do naught but good.
445
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,423
I feel new, strong.
I don't know how to thank you.
446
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,842
We don't know how to thank you.
447
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,303
'Tis a gift we received equally, milady.
448
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,268
Geo of the Bay Area.
449
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,478
I welcome you into the brotherhood
of zombies.
450
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,564
Live undead with a true heart.
451
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,608
And do naught but good.
452
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,947
I'm gonna cry.
453
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,033
I didn't think that would happen.
454
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,118
I'm really grateful.
455
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,581
There was supposed to be a third.
456
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,875
Lady Isobel, I made a vow.
457
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,920
Yeah, Isobel hasn't arrived yet,
she should be here by now.
458
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,922
With which coyote doth she travel?
459
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,590
She's with the new guy, Curtis.
460
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,261
Ready to get your hands dirty?
461
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,306
Born ready.
462
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,226
Let's go pay some folks a visit.
463
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:27,127
I think we need to readjust
the brain-to-gelatin ratio.
464
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,420
It's all spilling out.
465
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,381
No, you gotta fold the top over
before you staple it, idiot.
466
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,178
No, man!
These are our tubes, we bought 'em.
467
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,430
We're just repackaging them.
468
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,807
Please, no.
469
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,354
Nice.
470
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,899
I should probably make
an example out of you, don't you think?
471
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,943
-No.
472
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,320
What do you think, Major?
473
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,487
Waste him?
474
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,282
-Calling it.
-Heads, we waste him.
475
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,122
Tails.
476
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,840
And there won't be a next time.
477
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:15,091
Will there? No.
478
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,889
Put those axes to use, boys.
479
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:39,574
Liv, my love.
480
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:40,909
Can I get your number?
481
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,786
Where are the zombie LARPers we seek?
482
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,538
There are the heroes, B.
483
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,333
Hoisting half-pints of low-carb lager.
484
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,960
My liege, shall we?
485
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,219
You are Sir Clive Babineaux.
486
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,514
Zombie slayer, survivor
of the pits of Max Rager.
487
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,307
Cracker of suspects,
488
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,726
and daydream lover
of the women of Precinct Nine.
489
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,478
Forget it not, yea.
490
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:09,938
Verily.
491
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,314
Thanks, Liv.
492
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,359
I'll pull my head out.
493
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:25,120
You're the Shadow Exiles.
Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD, Homicide.
494
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,457
I take it you know why I'm here.
495
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,126
It's about Garrett, isn't it?
496
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,044
Yes, Garrett. The guy you left for dead
out in the park.
497
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,258
We thought he was a zombie.
498
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,510
-Like us, and--
-We understand it was a secret
499
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,095
that Garrett was human.
500
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,264
Just tell us exactly what happened.
501
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:48,017
We've been acting out Arthurian legends
for the last couple of months.
502
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:51,938
Garrett was the best fighter,
so, of course, he was Lancelot.
503
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,942
When that sword went through him,
Garrett bled like a stuck pig.
504
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,362
We were all standing there, dumbstruck.
505
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,406
It made no sense for a zombie
to bleed like that.
506
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:04,659
Before we could even figure out
what was happening,
507
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,369
Garrett was dead.
508
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:12,417
It happened so fast, no one knew
what to do, we all just panicked.
509
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,462
No one knew
if what we were doing was legal.
510
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,714
It's true, we all panicked.
511
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,050
But I was the one
who struck the fatal blow.
512
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,761
Then you must be Arthur.
513
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,765
In one life.
In the other, I'm known as Kevin Kreeger.
514
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,392
It was an accident, darling.
515
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,061
My husband loved Garrett.
516
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,688
We all did.
517
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,774
Guinevere, I presume.
518
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,818
Yes, but also Cathy Kreeger.
519
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,947
You all need to come down
to the station in the morning.
520
00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:45,784
I need to take a statement
from everyone who was there.
521
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,370
Killing Garrett was unintentional.
522
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,499
But leaving his body was a crime.
523
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,709
My wife wasn't even at the battle.
524
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,086
Well, I'll still need you to come down
to give a statement.
525
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,133
I'm really tempted to not come back.
526
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,843
New Seattle blows.
527
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,096
I guess I would have to end things
with my fiance.
528
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,311
What the hell?
529
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,441
See why I hate this place?
530
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:24,864
We will rise,
531
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,741
and they will drown.
532
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,373
The meals on the bus go down, down, down!
533
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,502
Fear not, killers. Fear not, rapists.
534
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,629
It is to a better place you go.
535
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:44,968
The digestive tract of a hungry zombie.
536
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:49,514
It will be over soon. Submit! Submit!
537
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,559
-Go, go!
-Go, go, go!
538
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,238
Brothers and sisters, feed!
539
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,449
Feed to your hearts' content.
540
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:11,286
Those are some good minions.
541
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:14,789
Rejoice, my friends. Rejoice!
542
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,166
Feast to your hearts' content.
543
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,419
It's a medical condition, Blaine.
544
00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:20,753
Still... It's glandular.
545
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,424
Nothing I can do about it.
546
00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:26,801
Have him go kill someone.
Here, I'll do it.
547
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,177
Crybaby Carl,
548
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,597
go kill somebody on that bus.
549
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,515
Crybaby, stop.
550
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,976
Oh. One of them's getting away.
551
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:39,105
Is that your accountant guy?
552
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:40,064
Not him. Cool beans.
553
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,694
They're eating that guy's brains
right out of his head.
554
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,321
They didn't even kill him first.
555
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,364
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
556
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,657
His legs are moving.
557
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,659
I think that's a nervous-system thing.
558
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:54,621
Now he's definitely dead.
559
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,873
Oop. No, wait.
560
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,083
-Okay, now.
561
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,881
Please.
562
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,092
Please, don't eat me. I'll do anything.
563
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,595
Tell me the truth, Casper.
564
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,348
What's scarier, them or me?
565
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,475
Stacey, please.
566
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,769
Don't let them eat me, I'm begging you.
567
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:21,022
You had a lot to say to the DA's office
about my operation.
568
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,359
But when I want to know
where my money is, you're silent.
569
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,818
Okay, you can take it.
570
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:27,695
It's in locker 220.
571
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,781
It's at the ferry terminal,
it's on Colman.
572
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,658
Please, just let me go!
573
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:36,412
Thanks.
574
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,207
But I'd rather get it
straight from the horse's brain.
575
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,919
This is Blaine.
He'll be eating you tonight.
576
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,047
Crybaby, do what you do, man.
577
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,551
No. No, no!
578
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,392
Please, don't eat me. No!
579
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,317
You can stop doing that.
580
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,236
I spoke to his family. They don't want it.
581
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,655
And with the investigation over,
they said we could just trash it.
582
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,615
A sad end for such a valiant man.
583
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,368
You're lucky your maiden fair
never caught his eye.
584
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:18,204
Uh, hello?
Undercover with the zombie truthers.
585
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,123
Yes, but our Peyton's fantasy life
586
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,542
revolves entirely around
knights in shining armor.
587
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,210
Fortune has smiled on you.
588
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,212
Count thyself blessed.
589
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,680
So you have no idea where Isobel is?
590
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,932
Is there any chance
that coyote got her into Seattle
591
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,143
-I knoweth not.
592
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,061
I await news from Sir Levon.
593
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,896
A-ha!
594
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:46,774
How could you?
595
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:51,779
Whoa. What do you see?
596
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,991
Guinevere cheating on King Arthur.
597
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,160
With Lancelot, I presume.
598
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,119
Verily.
599
00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,579
I must away.
600
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,003
I know this sounds like
601
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,963
some kind of role-play come-on...
602
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,216
Um, but I literally can't figure out
how to take this off.
603
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,470
Let me see what we can do.
604
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:26,564
You're a human, and you were
sleeping with Garrett/Lancelot.
605
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:30,735
That means King Arthur/your husband
knew that Garrett was human, too.
606
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,986
It's not what you think.
607
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,905
Well, that's good, Guinevere,
because what I think
608
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:36,949
is that your husband, King Arthur,
murdered your lover, Lancelot.
609
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:41,162
You do know that when LARPing
you are free to change the endings.
610
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,873
I love my husband.
611
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,750
And my husband loves me.
612
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,002
But after Kevin became a zombie--
613
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,379
A bed-swerver ye became.
614
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,216
I thought that our love was strong enough.
615
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,635
You know, that sex wasn't everything.
616
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,222
But it became clear how important it was.
617
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,350
You know what intimacy does for a couple?
618
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,811
How lack of it tears them apart?
619
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:08,940
My liege and lord has faced down
similar demons and yet not a murder one.
620
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:13,277
He and his zombie lover
allow others to share their bed.
621
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:14,403
Liv! Has that worked for you?
622
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,953
It hasn't been the easiest thing.
623
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,789
I wouldn't think so.
624
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,499
Look, Detective,
625
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:31,420
even if my husband wanted to kill Garrett,
it had to be a freak accident.
626
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:34,215
First of all, Garrett is
the greatest swordsman in Seattle.
627
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,551
It's a fluke that Kevin even touched him.
628
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:40,096
Also, Kevin fights with Excalibur,
a broadsword.
629
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,807
If you wanted to kill someone
wearing chain mail,
630
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:46,144
you wouldn't use a broadsword,
you'd use something super pointy.
631
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,021
Something like...
632
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,400
This?
633
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,281
That's not Excalibur.
634
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,035
Galahad, the pure of heart.
635
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:04,662
Steve. Steve!
636
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:09,417
We're ready for you.
637
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,715
Mr. Kreeger, here's what we know.
638
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,509
We know you were aware
that Garrett was human
639
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,220
because you caught him
cheating with your human wife.
640
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,930
You didn't fight with Excalibur,
641
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,016
a blade synonymous with King Arthur.
642
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,853
Instead you chose to fight with a sword
that could pierce chain mail.
643
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,814
-And according to Galahad--
-The pure of heart.
644
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:35,818
During the fight, you tricked Lancelot
into thinking that you had been injured.
645
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,238
When Lancelot
let down his guard to assist you,
646
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,532
you thrust a sword through his gut.
647
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:43,075
You fought without honor.
648
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:47,580
When he slept with my wife,
he ceded his honor card.
649
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,540
You had to trick him
650
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,043
because he was a better fighter than you.
651
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:59,050
A better fighter, better lover.
Certainly better-looking, younger.
652
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:01,969
And yet here I am.
653
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,638
Still alive.
654
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:05,348
And I'll serve no prison time.
655
00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:06,891
I admit nothing.
656
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,477
We were LARPers playing a game, and...
657
00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:12,730
Garrett pretended to be a zombie,
and that's how he got himself killed.
658
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,233
That's what a jury will believe.
659
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,859
So you can keep your pad, Detective.
660
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:24,533
I can't believe my former accountant
actually told us the real location.
661
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,453
He just seemed eager to impress
in his final moments,
662
00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:29,247
and my vision was clear as day.
663
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,539
Locker 220,
664
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,292
at the ferry station on Colman.
665
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,171
Come to Daddy.
666
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:46,597
Disappointing.
667
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,225
I don't understand.
668
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,018
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
669
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:55,773
I saw Carter put a black duffle bag
full of money in this locker.
670
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,149
Well, then where the hell is it?
671
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,860
Liv, you can't just bring new people here.
672
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,112
You put everyone at risk.
673
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,571
New people need to be vetted.
674
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,741
New to you, good sir.
But to me, a lifetime of loyalty.
675
00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:08,995
I come bearing gifts.
676
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,336
Consider Lady Peyton vetted.
677
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:19,505
Think of those who will benefit from this.
678
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:22,425
All the people
we weren't able to bring in before.
679
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:39,483
It's all right.
680
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:42,653
Come on in.
681
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:49,285
There were some hiccups.
682
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,911
A couple of the guards
along the north wall
683
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,663
decided what we bribed them isn't enough.
684
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,290
We had to find another route.
685
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:55,833
She was a champ.
686
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,377
I'm so glad we made it.
687
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,463
It was such a crazy drama getting here.
688
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,798
I couldn't handle a Wally World situation.
689
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:06,677
"Zombie park's closed. Walrus out front
should've told ya."
690
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,478
Let's do this.
691
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,480
I'm tired of being sick.
692
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,317
'Tis with the proudest of hearts
693
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,111
that I shall fulfill
the third of my promises three.
694
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,280
Uh... Great.
695
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,449
Quick question.
696
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:31,452
Do all zombies talk like you,
or do you, like,
697
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,412
actually work at a Ren Faire?
698
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,750
Isobel of Idaho,
699
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,586
I welcome you
to the brotherhood of zombies.
700
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:44,215
Live undead with a true heart.
701
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,510
And do naught but good.
702
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,529
Uh...
703
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,240
How long does it take to kick in?
704
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,834
It's usually pretty immediate.
Try the other arm.
705
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,463
Yeah, maybe it's like a vein thing.
706
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:32,680
-Isobel of Idaho--
Liv!
707
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,348
Whoa. "Renegade."
708
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,474
Sorry.
709
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,894
Go a little deeper this time.
710
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:52,992
Maybe do her neck.
711
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,326
Have you eaten today?
712
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:00,374
I don't understand.
713
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,762
I'm gonna die,
714
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,264
aren't I?