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[Joey] Look at him, Tommy.
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Look at the way he buttons those buttons.
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Such dexterity. Such panache.
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[both laughing]
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He looked at me. He looked at me.
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Oh, be careful, Joey.
He might've just gotten you pregnant.
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He can do that, you know.
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Hey, this man just saved
the Commander from certain death.
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What are you known for?
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-Playing grab-ass, sir!
-Binge drinking, sir!
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That man's got a portfolio
you could only dream about.
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He's training cadets.
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He's capturing Zombie Killer Cain.
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He's saving the Commander's life.
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Oh, and in about 20 minutes,
he'll be tucking Chase Graves into bed.
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[laughing]
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Does Chase like a kiss on the forehead?
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Does he have a favorite story, or...
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Damn straight, he has a favorite story.
It's Goodnight Moon.
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And he likes his kiss
on the mouth, lots of tongue.
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-[Chase clicks tongue]
-[Major] Mmm.
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And I mean this, you guys are all dicks.
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Ooh, you were hoping for some hoopla?
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Find the new Renegade for me.
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Then you'll get your Star Wars ending.
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You and Chewie and Han
collecting your medals.
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Holy hell, Lillywhite,
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you could get away
with murder around here.
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Already have. More than once.
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Times are good, my friend.
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Our product is selling like hotcakes.
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Our product?
I don't even know who I'm working for.
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You work for me. You get paid, don't you?
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Barely.
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In case you haven't noticed,
I am tremendously popular around here.
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I have the Commander's ear.
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When am I gonna move up
a tax bracket or two?
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-Well, aren't you the ambitious one?
-Uh-huh.
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[Isobel] Ravi, like, wrote the book on...
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Her mom's not gonna like it.
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No. She's not.
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"Hey, Mom.
I'm the only person in the world
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who can't turn into a zombie.
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I'm going to die here, in a strange city,
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surrounded by people you don't know,
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poking around my body,
and then poking around my corpse
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to see if they can make a vaccine."
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Isobel could be the key
to creating a vaccine
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that could prevent
every human on the planet
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from catching the zombie virus.
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As difficult as this is for her,
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it's the responsible thing to do.
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It's the adult thing to do.
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Ravi? My mom wants to speak to you.
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[whispering] No, no. Not me.
Let Liv do it.
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I believe that taking that phone call
is the adult thing to do.
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[Ravi sighs]
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Give it to me.
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[clears throat]
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Hi, Mrs. Bloom.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Yes, I will absolutely look after her.
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Yes. To the very best of my abilities.
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Thank you. Good night, ma'am.
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[Ravi sighs]
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I can't help noticing that you have
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all six seasons of Zombie High
on a shelf in there.
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Yeah.
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Is it any good?
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Is it any good?
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It's only the best Zom-Com-Rom-Dram on TV.
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I went in thinking
I wasn't going to like it.
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He's a snob.
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But there's always
a great plot twist around the corner.
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I find the characters so winning.
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-So self-aware.
-Exactly.
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They react to absurd situations
almost exactly like we would.
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You up for binging it? [both] Pfft.
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Sign me up.
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Peyton's been basically living
at the mayor's office
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since the Baracus murder.
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I'm so in.
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Hot guys taking off their shirts
for seemingly no reason at all.
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How could that be bad?
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-I'm sorry, I love Shane LeBeau.
-Oh...
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The way he gobbles scenery.
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I know he's supposed to be the Big Bad,
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but I end up rooting for him,
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even though he's doing truly vile things.
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[laughing maniacally]
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A cure? For zombie-ism?
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I can't imagine such a thing.
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[Dale] Spare me. We know you've seen
the Baracus video.
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Which video?
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The one where he's shot dead,
through the heart,
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which is how humans die,
not how zombies die.
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I'm surprised I missed that one.
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The mayor's dead, you say?
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You really buried the lead.
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How is there a meeting in my office
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that didn't make it onto my calendar app?
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Yeah, speaking of calendars,
the mayor's indicated
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that he'd be at The Scratching Post
the night he was murdered.
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Plus, after eating the mayor's brain,
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I've had so many disgusting visions
of the back of this place,
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I'm considering a lobotomy.
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Eye of the beholder, lady.
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What was the mayor doing here
the night he was murdered?
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-Eating. Drinking.
-Being merry.
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[gasps]
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[Baracus] I'm human again!
I'm human again!
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[silenced gunshot]
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She's back.
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Either of you into weird sex party masks?
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I'm surprised I don't have mine on.
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Which one of you owns
a 9mm with a suppressor?
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Not I, said the fly.
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Not me, said the flea.
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You boys are heading for a fall.
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I hope I'm the one
that gets to do the pushing.
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[theme music playing]
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[all cheering]
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Starting a family at 21
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wasn't exactly how I drew it up,
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but Leah said she was pregnant,
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and suddenly "how I drew it up"
didn't matter anymore.
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You gonna make an honest woman of her?
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A week from today. Just a courthouse thing,
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but we're heading to
Mickey's Hi-Hat afterwards.
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I mean, anyone who isn't offended
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by a cash bar reception is welcome.
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We're so happy for you, Curtis.
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And I think we may have
a secret slush fund
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for broke-ass coyotes' wedding receptions.
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-[Stan] Yeah, we do.
-[Levon] Yes, we do.
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You have any names picked out yet?
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[Suki] Uh, nothing weird, okay?
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No "Walnut," or "Cricket," or "Cue Ball."
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How 'bout something cool, like, "Levon"?
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-[Liv] "Levon"?
-You know, after the kid's father.
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Oh, gross.
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I mean, what're you? Like, 50?
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-Fi... Ouch.
-[Curtis chuckles]
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Speaking of adding to the family,
are we looking to grow?
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Always, why do you ask?
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-I know a guy.
-A guy you trust?
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If I didn't trust him,
I wouldn't tell you about him.
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Bring him in.
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All right. Meet our next clients.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[screaming on TV]
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[screaming on TV]
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-Cool.
-Yeah.
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[man on TV groaning]
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[man 2] Don't you die!
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-[man 1] I'm scared.
-[man 2] Don't you die on me!
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[woman] The zombie didn't scratch me.
[man] Put the gun away.
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-[gasping]
-[exclaiming]
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I'm right on top of this guy, Lieutenant.
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He's sweating. I can feel it.
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Give me a few more days.
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Yeah, well, take my badge,
you desk-hugging kiss-ass.
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Yeah?
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Well, those are the rules I play by.
[spits]
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[church bells ringing]
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Father, you in?
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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It's been one week
since my last confession.
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And I gotta be straight with you,
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I haven't demonstrated
much personal growth since last we spoke.
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You know that weird
sex stuff we talked about?
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Yeah, I'm having a tough time
giving that up.
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Not sure that it's in me.
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And I, um...
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Oh, this one's not great.
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[exhales]
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I superglued this guy's, um...
buttocks to a toilet seat.
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To be fair, the guy's a turd.
A real turd, Father.
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Uh... Lots of Lord's names in vains,
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and you know me
and impure thoughts. And...
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I might as well confess to this,
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get it out of the way.
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I'm working on this score. I could retire on this, Father.
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What do they say in Hamilton?
I'm not throwin' away my--
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[gunshots]
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[siren blaring]
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Gut shot. Three times.
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Detective Benedetto
didn't just die, he died hard.
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[Liv] Hmm.
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My expert medical opinion
is that he died hard, too.
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Hmm.
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And such beautiful weather today,
would you say--
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Yes. It was a good day to die hard.
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You two done?
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Benedetto was tracking
a dangerous felon named Albert Ghansu.
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Ghansu used to be partners
with our old friend, Anthony Jin.
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-Blue Cobra A.J.?
-The very one.
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The one you beat the hell out of.
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When you were on kung fu brain.
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The Boot Party murder.
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And then we let the guy out
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because he provided information
about James Weckler's murder.
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Turns out A.J. and another
Cobra member, Bi Li Xiong,
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AKA "Fleabag," helped Ghansu with a heist
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that netted a quarter-mil in jewels.
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Fleabag?
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Do you think there was
an isolated incident
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where the man had fleas,
or does he always have them
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and everyone's just accepted it?
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I assumed that he had a taste
for cheap motels.
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Benedetto put Ghansu away
for the heist three years ago.
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Ghansu reportedly
stashed the loot before getting locked up.
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Last week, Ghansu escaped from county.
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Now all three of these
guys are on the street,
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and I'm willing to bet
one of these guys killed Benedetto.
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Guess it's time I fix myself
a little snack.
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You gotta ask yourself one question.
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Do I feel hungry? Well, do ya, punk?
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I'll come back down
and check in with you in...
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48 hours.
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[scoffs] Come on.
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That's too soon.
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How about another 48 hours?
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There it is. [sighs]
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Mmm.
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I didn't feel like cooking.
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Unforeseen tidings
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in regards to the Baracus assassination.
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My search for the auspices
of the Bitcoin auction
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for the zombie cures is at an impasse.
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You seemed pretty confident you were gonna
be able to figure out who was behind it.
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Borderline braggy.
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Whoever set up this auction
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is the Cezanne of the Digital Age.
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He is a virtuoso.
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A genius with no peers.
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[imitating marching band]
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Are you dumb for doing this?
Or am I dumb for watching?
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I stretched my shirt. Whatever.
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With the money we're raking in,
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shirts mean nothing to me now.
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00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,091
We could buy Shirt Island!
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We could pay scientists
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to genetically engineer
a shirt-tree for us.
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-Thanks, Chef.
-[woman] You're welcome, sir.
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God's mercy provided
and the people were fed.
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Look at this place.
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On the lips of every zombie in Seattle,
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you've become
quite the successful businessman.
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If your mother were alive today...
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-Maybe we shouldn't.
-She would have loved this.
252
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,132
The two of us sharing meals, conversing.
253
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,886
When will you finally accept
my invitation to join us at the church?
254
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,596
Soon.
255
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,223
[sighs]
256
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,267
I don't know if you've been
keeping up with the news.
257
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,061
[sighs] News beyond the wall
doesn't hold much interest for me anymore.
258
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:10,729
It should.
259
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,107
Do you want your flock to survive?
260
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,067
I want zombies to survive.
261
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,194
I want our faith to survive.
262
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,822
I would love to be there to see
263
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,241
all of my prophecies come true,
264
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,993
but I fear that's not my fate.
265
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,914
I am merely the Baptist John.
266
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,292
Is that so?
267
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:37,465
And where should
we be looking for Zombie Jesus?
268
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,930
[laughing]
269
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,515
You shouldn't laugh, son.
270
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,769
I hear your voice,
271
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,856
and I hear echoes of the voice of God.
272
00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,528
[pop music playing on stereo]
273
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,779
Which window?
274
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,948
Second story.
275
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,535
You really think Fleabag killed Benedetto?
276
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,830
Not really.
Fleabag is a safe cracker, a burglar.
277
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,832
No violence of any kind on his record.
278
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,918
But I figure he knows where Ghansu is.
279
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,170
Why're you chewing that nicotine gum?
280
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,130
-I'm trying to quit.
-You don't smoke. Well, then why am I dying for a ciggie?
281
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,884
I don't know what to do with my hands.
282
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,139
You and Michelle knockin' boots yet?
283
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,057
[Clive coughs]
284
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,060
I'm not doing this dance with you, Liv.
285
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,228
Hand stuff?
286
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,731
Look, we kissed.
287
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,025
The night of the lock-down.
288
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,402
-I knew it!
-[sighs] It's complicated.
289
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,948
Look, I love Dale, but...
290
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,033
I've also been thinking about
291
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:49,453
how every future I've imagined for myself
292
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,830
had kids in it.
293
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,750
I wanna be a dad, Liv.
294
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,462
With a human like Michelle,
that can happen.
295
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,881
They're not letting zombies adopt,
296
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,509
so, you know, with Dale,
297
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,347
that means no kids, ever.
298
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,643
Eh, kids suck. You don't want them
in this line of work.
299
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,770
Oh, I love this song.
300
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,648
[radio DJ] Radio 80,
all '80s, all the time.
301
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,149
[instrumental pop music playing]
302
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,151
[Liv] Hold down the fort.
303
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,528
I wanna grill up a salmon tonight.
304
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,238
I'm gonna check out their selection.
305
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,661
Don't bring a fish back in this car, Liv!
306
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,247
[message notification chimes] Who's this?
307
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:47,845
[chuckles]
308
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,058
[laughing]
309
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,360
Hey!
310
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,321
Dang!
311
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,450
Liv! Stop!
312
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:11,952
[Liv] Where's Ghansu?
313
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,495
[man] Aah! I don't know
what you're talking about!
314
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,122
[Liv] Don't lie to me,
you little sewer rat!
315
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,374
[man] Okay! Okay!
He's with Rosalie! Rosalie!
316
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,710
I just got off the phone
with the Chief of Police.
317
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,253
Did he love it?
318
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,339
No! "Benedetto brain" or not,
319
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,673
what's on that tape is unacceptable.
320
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,383
Dale, it won't happen again.
321
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,636
No, it won't. Liv's suspended.
322
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,179
Que?
323
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,722
You're not to leave this building
324
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,099
or participate in field work of any kind
325
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,268
-for the foreseeable future.
-What?
326
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,395
I'm going to need
your suspension paperwork
327
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,105
completed by the end of the day.
328
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,983
I've also included
the SPD rules of conduct,
329
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,527
as the Chief thought
you might need a refresher.
330
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,582
You're gonna find that this city
needs me more than I need it.
331
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:05,756
[screaming] Yow! Oh...
I'm sorry. Stubbed my toe.
332
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,511
-I'll get those.
-Uh-huh.
333
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,559
[zombie snarling on TV]
334
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,353
[woman] No, Parker! Don't do it!
335
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,813
Yeah, Parker. It's a dumb idea.
336
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,440
[Parker] Somebody has to.
It might as well be me.
337
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,650
[gunshots on TV]
338
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,027
[both] No!
339
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,612
[Ravi sighs]
340
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,030
Good one.
341
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,866
Okay, Liv.
342
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,287
Kill, eat, marry. Parker, Ben, Henry.
343
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,414
Ooh, good one.
344
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,792
Marry Ben. Eat Henry
for the pilot's license,
345
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,877
incredibly useful
after a zombie apocalypse.
346
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:44,962
-Of course.
-Naturally.
347
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,296
I'd eat James.
348
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,632
'Cause then you'd have
all those memories of sex with Jenna.
349
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,551
-I hadn't considered that.
-[chuckles softly]
350
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,052
And kill Parker, I guess.
351
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,346
No! Parker's way too hot to kill.
352
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,932
They're all too hot.
It's like the Kobayashi Maru.
353
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,060
-In Star Trek, when--
-Blech.
354
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,063
Marry Parker. Eat Ben
355
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,608
for the ability to fix
small electronic devices alone.
356
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,027
Kill Henry.
357
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,612
But mostly, marry Parker.
358
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,282
You know, I met Parker,
359
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,700
when I was working
on that Zombie High case.
360
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,910
Tell me everything.
361
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,121
He burned with the intensity
of 1,000 suns.
362
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,206
Oh, that is so Parker.
363
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,417
-[yawns]
-Come on, let's go to bed. You don't have to fake yawn.
364
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,923
You can just choose
to go back to the bedroom.
365
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,383
No judgment.
366
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,885
Well, then...
367
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,388
-To bed!
-Okay.
368
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,642
-Another one?
-Sure.
369
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,937
Uh-oh.
370
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,856
Tonal shift. What's wrong?
371
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,276
-I'm gonna die.
-I've heard.
372
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,612
I just thought there might be more to it.
373
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,197
Yeah, well...
374
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,867
I'm just thinking of all the stuff
I'm gonna miss out on.
375
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,744
You know, going to college. Winning a Nobel Prize.
376
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,748
Falling in love. Having sex.
377
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,667
Let me stop you right there.
Sex? Totally overrated.
378
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,837
Is that why you wait up
until 2:00 a.m. for Peyton to come home?
379
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,964
Because sex is "totally overrated"?
380
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,675
I wait up for the companionship.
381
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,887
Sex itself? It's a bit of a chore,
if you must know.
382
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,015
[Liv and Levon laughing]
383
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,308
[Ravi clears throat]
384
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,936
A chore. Got it.
385
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,481
Oh, no.
It's the crap episode of Zombie High
386
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,191
where it's clear
the show ran out of money,
387
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,651
so everything cool happens off-screen,
388
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,694
and the characters
just talk about it afterwards.
389
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,446
You should've seen it, Liv!
390
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,573
-I show up at Rosalie's...
-[blows raspberry]
391
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,077
and guess who opens the door a crack
when I knock?
392
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,331
Anthony Jin! And he books it!
393
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:48,502
I kick down the door and chase him
up the fire escape to the roof.
394
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,421
A.J.'s running towards
the edge of the roof,
395
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,883
and I see someone
has laid down these planks over the alley,
396
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,886
kind of a makeshift bridge
to the next building.
397
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,054
Know what I do?
398
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,640
-You shoot the planks.
-Damn straight I do.
399
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,517
I shoot the first one... Bang!
400
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,855
But A.J. decides he's gonna try his luck
with the remaining plank,
401
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,274
and he takes his first step.
402
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,193
Guess what I say?
403
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,572
"One more step,
and it'll be planks for the memories?"
404
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,700
Really? You think
I'd say something like that?
405
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,909
I would.
406
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,246
I said, "Stop!
407
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,707
I don't want to kill you,
408
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,168
and you don't wanna die!"
409
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,046
That's not bad, huh?
410
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,965
"Derivative," but whatever.
411
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,968
You got our old friend A.J. in there?
412
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,678
Let's do this.
413
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,222
The lieutenant said
you couldn't leave the building.
414
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,350
Interrogations might
be a gray area, so be cool in there.
415
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,061
-Cool is my middle--
-Stop.
416
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,858
-You, again.
-Shut up, scumbag.
417
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:53,942
What's with the gum?
418
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,863
It's a signal. I'm bad cop.
419
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,531
Let me handle this.
420
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:04,369
Not sure if you heard
that Detective Benedetto is dead.
421
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,915
-[scoffs] Then there is a god.
-[Clive] Liv.
422
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:14,922
Your old running buddy Albert Ghansu
busted out of the county jail.
423
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,257
He has your jewels, doesn't he?
424
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,926
What jewels are you referring to?
425
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,679
So, explain why you were
at his girlfriend's place?
426
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:26,141
I heard there was a reward
for information leading to his arrest.
427
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,643
I wanted to get in on that.
428
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,311
I've changed, Officers.
429
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,271
What does my P.O. say?
430
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,192
-He says you've been a model ex-con.
-That's right.
431
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,612
The dirtiest person involved
in all of this was Benedetto.
432
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,949
He didn't want to
arrest anybody. He wanted the loot.
433
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,242
The loot you don't know about.
434
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,826
Checkmate, butt-wad.
435
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,330
You see, when a parole officer
starts talking
436
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,499
about a skell changing his ways,
437
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,669
all that says to me
is that he's on to an even bigger score.
438
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,629
I didn't kill Benedetto!
439
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:57,965
Why'd you run then?
440
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,258
[grunts]
441
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,926
It's a hard habit to break.
442
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,970
We're not finished. Sit down.
443
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,939
Superglue? Are you crazy, man?
444
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,440
[gasps]
445
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,279
Tell us about Benedetto
446
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,531
making you sit on a toilet seat
covered in superglue.
447
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,783
What?
448
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,952
He figured I'd heard from Ghansu,
449
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,036
but I hadn't.
450
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,999
You want my alibi for Benedetto's murder,
check with County Hospital.
451
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,667
They'll have a record of me there.
452
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,837
Trying to get a toilet seat off my ass.
453
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,549
[chuckles] If that's true,
I'll bet they remember it.
454
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,217
Stay put.
455
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,430
[door closes]
456
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,982
So, how about you stop playin' footsie
457
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,109
and tell me where I can find Ghansu.
458
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:03,864
What are you doing?
459
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,743
Well, look here.
460
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,203
Seems like I'm not a cop anymore.
461
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,165
We're just two guys having a conversation.
462
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,669
Start talkin' or things could get ugly.
463
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,255
You're a zombie. I get it.
464
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,632
You were a zombie when we tussled.
465
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,176
That's how you knew kung fu.
466
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,887
And that's the only reason you beat me.
467
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,181
I might not know kung fu anymore,
468
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,141
but I know Brooklyn.
469
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:35,312
Tick-tock, A.J. Tick-tock.
470
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,776
Oh, no. Thank you.
471
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,615
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
472
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,200
Clive, let me mess him up.
473
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,826
We'll say he fell down the stairs.
474
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,787
-His alibi checks out.
-Ugh.
475
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,289
He was at the hospital
when Benedetto was murdered.
476
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,709
And where the hell did you get a gun?
477
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,961
My dad died in jail last year.
478
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,838
-Who gives a flying--
-Liv.
479
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,340
That ain't gonna be me.
480
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,761
It doesn't need to be, A.J.
481
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,012
I wanna be good.
482
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,810
Hey, Clive. You're not buying
all this, are you?
483
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,687
Ghansu'll be at Emerald Downs
racetrack this Friday.
484
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,565
-He can't stay away from the ponies.
-[cell phone vibrating]
485
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,404
Hey. Ravi Shakes. How's it hangin'?
486
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,573
[Ravi] Not so well, actually.
487
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,826
Isobel just sent me a photo
of herself and Davis Crawford,
488
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,119
who you might know better as Zombie High's
489
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,246
zombie-slayin' heartbreaker, Parker Cole.
490
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:36,039
That worked out? Good.
491
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,124
What do you mean, "That worked out?"
492
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,042
You heard how much she liked him, right?
493
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,669
I made a few phone calls.
494
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,713
Tell them a dying girl
wants to hang with her TV crush,
495
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,091
and bada-bing, bada-bang,
he's taking her out tonight.
496
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:50,095
Liv. Isobel told me she was sad
she was never going to have sex.
497
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,138
Wouldn't you be?
498
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,516
You don't think she might--
499
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,144
Isobel's mother told me she trusted me
500
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,728
to look out for her.
501
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,189
Do me a favor and text me
as soon as they get home.
502
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,900
No can do. I'm staying at Levon's tonight.
503
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:05,735
Hello?
504
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,405
[Angus] I carry no ill will toward humans.
505
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,031
My heart aches for them.
506
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,909
How sad to wake up
each morning afraid to die,
507
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,663
when death is a glorious gift.
508
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,415
[All] Glorious gift.
509
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,333
[Angus] Zombies are the liberated ones.
510
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,712
In our great hall, gluttony is no sin.
511
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,338
We shall eat eagerly,
512
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,799
and we shall eat
as much as we damn well please!
513
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,551
-Amen.
-[All] Amen!
514
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,764
Today is a special day for me, my friends.
515
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,101
Today we're joined by my son.
516
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:43,023
Hey, that's you. You're a star.
517
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,317
Blaine, stand up. Be recognized.
518
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,114
[all murmuring]
519
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:56,077
My son has grown up to be a huge success,
520
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,371
despite my being
an absentee father at best.
521
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,081
More aptly, an ogre.
522
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,210
But I want to make that up to him.
523
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,046
Elder Jones?
524
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,964
-[door opens]
-Better be a pro sports franchise,
525
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,217
if he plans on making up
for all those lost years.
526
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,468
[door closes]
527
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,012
No such luck.
528
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,518
[Angus] Please give Frau Bader
a warm welcome.
529
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,856
Isn't that the hag that made you
clean the floor with your tongue?
530
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,861
Frau Bader has served loyally in my household
for the past three decades.
531
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,449
She was always a God-fearing woman
532
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,826
who feared for my immortal soul.
533
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,164
Get a load of me now. Can you believe it?
534
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,416
I'm so happy for you.
535
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,670
But Frau Bader was a sinner.
536
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,590
She abused my only son.
537
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,050
[all murmuring]
538
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,262
I trusted you. I paid you generously.
539
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,390
I turned a blind eye, even though
I knew you were hurting my son.
540
00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:02,769
My son who feeds our fellow zombies
out of kindness and decency.
541
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,813
The boy needed to be disciplined.
542
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,731
-He was a child!
-He was a monster!
543
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:07,983
[all gasp]
544
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,444
And what is so wrong with monsters?
545
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,072
[all murmuring]
546
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,157
[gasping]
547
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,666
[chanting in other language]
548
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,627
[chanting continues]
549
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,880
[whimpering]
550
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,967
Our hearts ache for the living.
551
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,095
But alas, so do our bellies.
552
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,182
[crowd snarling]
553
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,812
God loves you. He means it.
554
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:48,648
Chow!
555
00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,694
-[screaming]
-[all snarling]
556
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:05,206
Probably not even his cat.
557
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,170
Probably not even his mom.
558
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,338
[muffled laughter]
559
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,219
[indistinct chattering]
560
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,316
[clears throat] All right, then.
561
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,778
[sighs]
562
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,405
Why don't we wrap this up here?
563
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,116
You're 12 minutes past New Seattle curfew.
564
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,744
Seriously, dude...
You standing there, it's, uh...
565
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,204
It's weird.
566
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,333
I should go inside now.
567
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,418
You shan't be seeing her again.
568
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,545
You mean, because I'm dying?
569
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,174
No. What? I... That's not what I...
570
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,597
[Isobel] Good night.
571
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,017
And he'll get over it. So, call me.
572
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,769
I'm not dead yet.
573
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,105
Isobel.
574
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:14,401
You are the coolest person--
575
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,654
You had me worried sick!
576
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,030
I've been scrolling
through that boy's Instagram
577
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,198
and I don't like what I've seen.
578
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:22,075
He's an actor, Isobel.
579
00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,327
His pathological need for validation,
580
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,829
for recognition, for fame...
581
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:28,790
It makes genuine
human interaction nearly impossible.
582
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,417
[Isobel chuckles]
583
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,546
Thank you for caring, Ravi.
584
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,089
Of course.
585
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:40,677
-So, how was it?
-Perfection.
586
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,305
-Aw, well, that's nice to--
-And I checked off
587
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,975
a lot of stuff from my bucket list.
588
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,519
-Like what?
-You know.
589
00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:50,729
You're joking.
590
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,440
Ravi. Of course, I am.
591
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:54,441
[sighs in relief]
592
00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,985
-Or am I?
-Are you?
593
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,320
-I am.
-Good.
594
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,197
Or am I?
595
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,582
[knocking at door]
596
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:14,461
There is always some sort of foul odor
597
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,504
in these human neighborhoods.
598
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,590
Don't you think?
599
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:20,675
Not really.
600
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,511
[door opens]
601
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,268
[clears throat]
602
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,271
You know who I am?
603
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,443
Ah, I was patient, don't you think?
604
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:41,362
I didn't make human smuggling
a capital crime
605
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,990
until months of warnings
did nothing to stem the tide.
606
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:47,327
Then I set up a guillotine
in the middle of the city,
607
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,663
and I warned human smugglers that this
was their fate if they broke the law.
608
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:52,749
Did that stop them?
609
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:56,961
Did they take me seriously? Nope.
610
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,174
And then I followed through
and I executed Renegade One.
611
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,636
Oh, has that slowed human importation?
612
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:08,431
For a while. But here we are,
back at an all-time high.
613
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,227
Now, I know you're not Renegade.
614
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,395
You're human.
You're not scratching anyone.
615
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,983
Look, please... Just scratch me.
616
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:21,569
Maybe.
617
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,532
You'll need to help us out a bit, first.
618
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,325
You have a choice here, you know.
619
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,577
You can tell me who this new Renegade is,
620
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:32,205
or I will shoot you through your heart,
621
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,541
then my friend and I will eat your brain
622
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:37,210
and wait for a vision
to show us what we want to know.
623
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,674
Why don't you just tell us
who you're working for?
624
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,721
All I wanted was to be a zombie.
625
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:53,852
Brother Love promised
that if I brought ten humans into Seattle,
626
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,270
he would scratch me.
627
00:30:56,396 --> 00:31:00,066
Now, please. I need to be saved.
628
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:03,236
Why would Brother Love
want to bring humans into Seattle?
629
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:07,866
Because when zombies
begin to starve, they'll see a light.
630
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,910
They'll see that
humans are food put on this Earth
631
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,287
for zombies to consume.
632
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:17,375
I need to pee.
633
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,723
Brother Love? That's a new one.
634
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,225
-What've you heard?
-Well...
635
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,354
They say his followers are fanatics.
636
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,648
I don't know anything
about what he preaches.
637
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,026
This is the church
Lillywhite told me about.
638
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,819
Why don't you check it out?
See what you think.
639
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,655
I think he's lying, anyway.
640
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,532
He gave us this name too easily.
641
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:52,493
Save your appetite,
642
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,871
I suspect we'll be having
coyote brain for dinner.
643
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,552
There doesn't seem to be any pattern here.
644
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:13,014
Isobel's body rejected
all the expected pathogens.
645
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,516
These could be the results for any kid.
646
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,311
I was hoping I'd find
irregularities, but, no.
647
00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:19,729
A month wasted.
648
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,272
You had to start here.
649
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,107
Who knows how much time we'll have.
650
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,152
She's donating her body.
So, we'll have time after--
651
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:29,489
How old is this actor, Davis?
652
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:33,076
He's two years older than Isobel. He's 18.
653
00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:36,371
Sure. That's what it says
in his press clippings,
654
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:40,124
but actors lie, about everything,
especially age.
655
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,670
I told you I saw them kissing.
Hands, tongues.
656
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,213
Bodies pressed together.
The whole shebang.
657
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,214
[chuckles]
658
00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:48,841
Good. You're here.
659
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:50,593
Is something wrong?
660
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,554
Fillmore-Graves captured Curtis.
661
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:55,723
You know where he's being held?
662
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:56,933
No idea.
663
00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,602
[clears throat]
664
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:01,771
[exhales]
665
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:03,731
Just before I came in,
666
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,608
I heard Major on the phone,
667
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,695
talking about emergency
guard duty tonight.
668
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:12,448
Is your hide-a-key
still in the same place?
669
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,117
Liv. Are you sure we should--
670
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,328
You don't think we should be doing
everything we can to save Curtis?
671
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,624
Same place. Yeah.
672
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,085
Come on. I'm parked by the loading dock.
673
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,294
Be careful.
674
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,255
Can you please make sure
the word gets out?
675
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,716
The entry point must be compromised.
676
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,009
Will do.
677
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,102
Hey there, Little Fox. It's Jolly Green.
678
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,855
Donnie Darko is off the board.
679
00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:45,690
No more low road to China.
680
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:46,899
[footsteps approaching]
681
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,193
-Ravi!
-Gotta go.
682
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,320
You'll never guess what happened.
683
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,281
Oh, what happened to you?
684
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,033
-Liv around?
-Just left.
685
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,826
Damn. She would've loved to hear this.
686
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,703
You were telling me about why you're wet.
687
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,290
I caught up with Ghansu
in his hotel suite.
688
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,543
I wait until he orders up a burger.
689
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,545
Then I cruise in,
690
00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:10,673
riding a room service trolley.
691
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,550
He pulls a gun,
692
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:15,970
and we both go shooting over his balcony,
693
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:19,223
ass over teakettle into a pool...
694
00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,060
Three stories down.
695
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,561
[Clive sighs]
696
00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:26,314
Who's Ghansu?
697
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:32,612
Oh, Clive. I'm kidding.
698
00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:35,615
Did his gun match the one
from the Benedetto murder?
699
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,200
[Clive] Yes.
700
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,826
That's an amazing story, Clive.
701
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,620
[Clive] Don't patronize me.
702
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,833
-[organ playing]
-[all chattering indistinctly]
703
00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:04,268
[man] Shh, shh, shh.
704
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,733
Humans, humans everywhere,
705
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,902
and not a brain to eat?
706
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,987
Does that seem fair to you?
707
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:16,739
[all] No!
708
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:19,283
Do they understand the sacrifice
709
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,578
we make every single day? They spurn us.
710
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,123
They expel their zombie children
711
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,041
and their zombie elderly
out of their homes
712
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,335
because we disgust them, and, yet...
713
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:35,800
Do they thank us
for that sacrifice we make?
714
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:38,010
Each time one of them
passes on the sidewalk, and we don't bash their skulls in,
715
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,933
and rip into that which sates
our primal hunger?
716
00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:46,018
-[all] No!
-No.
717
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,813
The well is hell.
718
00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:51,149
[all] Hell is the well!
719
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,528
[organ playing]
720
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:15,631
[Liv] Four zombies in there. And Curtis.
721
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:18,342
They got him in that room there.
722
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,888
Maybe if I go full-on zombie,
I can bend those bars.
723
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,556
If it's a Fillmore-Graves' safe house,
724
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,016
don't you think
they would've thought of that?
725
00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,893
Besides, they're gonna
hear you break the window.
726
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,477
Not if you do what I ask.
727
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,571
[car alarm blaring]
728
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,327
[car door opening]
729
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,289
-Hit me.
-Sorry? While they're distracted. Hurry!
730
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,834
For the record, I don't like this.
731
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,297
My nonna hits harder than that.
732
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:03,638
-Aah!
-Whoa.
733
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,806
Are you as turned on right now as I am?
734
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,435
[grunting]
735
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:12,855
-[dog barking]
-[car alarm continues]
736
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,449
It's not working, Liv.
737
00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:24,951
[grunts]
738
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:28,788
Come on, Liv. You know what we need to do.
739
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,582
You can't let them eat my brain.
740
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,167
You're getting married and having a baby.
741
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,962
I knew the risks. She knew the risks.
742
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,888
Oh. I told them Brother Love was Renegade.
743
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,390
Maybe bought us a little time.
744
00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:50,351
Smart. You're a smart kid.
745
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,560
[door opens]
746
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,687
[man] Check the coyote!
747
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:53,980
Go!
748
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,189
[men shouting indistinctly]
749
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,153
[indistinct police radio chatter]
750
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,489
[Major] Commander.
751
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:04,657
[sighs]
752
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,909
Yes?
753
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,744
I'm afraid I have bad news.
754
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:10,579
What is it?
755
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,915
Our prisoner was turned
into a zombie last night.
756
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,305
How is that possible?
757
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,098
[Major] Someone knew where he was.
758
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,267
They broke a window to his room
and scratched him.
759
00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:34,478
And the sound of a breaking window
failed to alert any of you?
760
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,981
We assume whoever did it
set off one of our car alarms.
761
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:37,940
My car alarm.
762
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,276
And used the cover of the alarm
to get the job done.
763
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,528
Everyone get out their cell phones
right now and unlock them.
764
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,157
I want to know if any of you
might've sent a signal. Unlock that.
765
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,007
[knocking at door]
766
00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:06,218
Who loves you, baby?
767
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,559
-Where's the boss?
-[man] This way.
768
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:15,853
[indistinct chatter]
769
00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,364
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
770
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:30,076
Crazy couple of days.
771
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:31,744
Tell me about it.
772
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,086
[Major] You put a tracker in my pocket?
773
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,545
You could have gotten me killed! Did you even consider that?
774
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,924
You're too close
to Fillmore-Graves, Major.
775
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,218
You're a true believer.
You wouldn't understand.
776
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:49,053
How the hell are you
even involved with a coyote?
777
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,807
A coyote who works for the biggest
human smuggler in the city, no less.
778
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,309
Look, I know that you smuggled
a kid out of the city,
779
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,769
-but I had--
-Hey, buddy.
780
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:57,728
I think you need to leave.
781
00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:58,938
-Levon...
-Who are you?
782
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,023
He's one of the good guys.
That's who he is.
783
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,483
Isobel. I've got this. Okay?
784
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,693
I remember you. From the morgue.
785
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,404
And you were at the execution.
786
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,322
You two huddled up. And I watched you,
787
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,824
and I thought, "What are they doing?"
788
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,951
And you know the word
that popped into my head?
789
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,537
"Conspiring. That's what they're doing."
790
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,580
Conspiring. Isn't that weird?
791
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,466
You're her, aren't you? You're Renegade.
792
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,218
[sighing] Oh.
793
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,303
Of course, you are.
794
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,558
Seattle needed a hero,
and guess who volunteered.
795
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:39,395
The girl who can't find meaning
in her life any other way.
796
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,314
This is gonna get you killed, Liv. But, hey, you were
willing to get me killed, too.
797
00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:46,152
And for who? For that guy, Curtis? Huh?
798
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:49,071
Who is he to you?
Was he worth risking my life?
799
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,614
[Levon] It's time for you to go, buddy.
800
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,992
-[Isobel screams]
-[grunts]
801
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,748
Get out! Just go!
802
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:01,792
Go!
803
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:05,880
[door closes]