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It's basically Party Central.
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The booze, the drugs.
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Honestly, Mom, it's a lot of work having so much fun.
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[Wendy] Thanks for taking one for the team, honey.
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-How are you feeling? -Oh, fine.
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Biggest problem here is the noise.
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Life with Liv and Peyton is pretty much like living
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in a brothel.
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You're probably having a hard time even hearing me
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with all the
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wild sex that's going on.
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I mean, yeah, now that Curtis is a zombie,
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Chase Graves can't eat
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his brain and uncover all the railroad's secrets,
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but he can do other things to get him to talk.
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And that's all Curtis's pregnant girlfriend
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can think about.
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It's all I'm thinking about.
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Your parents are gonna love me,
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all parents do.
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I'm like a tall stuffed animal with a medical
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degree, you'll see.
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I hope so.
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It would be great if you could check in on them while
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I'm in DC.
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Wait, you're...
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You're going to DC?
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Yeah, in a couple days.
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Did I forget to mention it?
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Yeah, you did.
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[clears throat]
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By the way, your voice goes up an entire octave when
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you're being sneaky.
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I'm not being sneaky.
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That's two octaves.
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You know how I used to be afraid of needles?
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What?
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You're making that face again.
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Your nose.
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Oh, um...
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This? This is nothing.
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It's just a regular bloody nose,
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not the certain death kind.
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How long have you been getting these?
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Um, first time.
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It's nothing, really. Gotta run.
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Talk later, love you.
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Honey?
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Isobel, are you hungry?
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'Cause I'm in a waffle kind of mood.
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-Isobel! -[Levon] What's wrong?
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Oh, my God, is she... Dead? [giggles]
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No, gotcha.
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[laughs]
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You should see your faces right now.
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So angry.
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So drained of blood.
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Why would you do that?
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Are you out of your mind?
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This bloody nose, is it real?
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Look, I know you're pissed,
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but if you just saw my bloody nose,
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you'd freak because of the whole
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"I'll be dead soon" thing.
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But since you thought I was already dead,
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and it turns out I'm not,
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you're relieved.
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Right?
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It's all about context.
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Right?
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[theme music playing]
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We have to check Isobel into a hospital.
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Her opinion on the matter is irrelevant.
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She's right about one thing.
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All they're gonna do there is put her in a bed until
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she dies.
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And how are we gonna get her there?
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Conk her on the head?
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Mornin'!
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Time to solve some murders.
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We're burnin' daylight. [sneezes]
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Sounds like someone didn't get his flu shot.
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And maybe turn into a werewolf? No, thanks.
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[sneezes]
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The murder happened last night around 11:00
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in the parking lot of Sick Puppies.
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Sick Puppies?
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It's a bar off 5th.
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It shares a building with a pet hospital.
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Looks like blunt force trauma to the head.
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[sarcastically] Oh, thank you, Doctor.
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Do you mind if I render an opinion so all those years
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at medical school don't feel wasted?
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Man, she's got pretty big hair.
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And a pretty big penis.
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I guess all that medical schooling did pay off.
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Meet Vince.
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He was at an office retirement party for his boss,
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where some of the workers did a little "skit".
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He played the part of Sheila, the very real head of HR.
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Apparently, he got a lot of laughs.
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And enough blunt force trauma to tear his carotid
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artery in half.
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What did Sheila think of his performance?
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His co-workers said that she was not amused.
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Sounds like we have our first suspect.
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More than 40% of our brains aren't making it to our
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distribution centers.
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The theft happens after the trucks
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with the brain tubes leave the packaging plant,
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but before they get to the distribution centers.
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We may, however, have a solution.
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What are those?
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High-tech crates.
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Manufactured by a Japanese security firm.
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If breached, they signal their location.
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They look expensive.
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They are. Major.
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Test them out in the field.
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If they work, we'll make the switch.
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Yes, sir.
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I said I want camera two on sticks, not handheld!
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And when he walks to stage left,
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I want him backlit like Ripley in Aliens,
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when she says "Get away from her, you bitch!"
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Just 'cause you ate the brain
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of some jackass who directs music videos does not make
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you a director.
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Actually, that's exactly what it means.
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That's how it works.
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[Angus] What's all this?
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This is for you, Mr. Number One on the call sheet.
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We are taking you global.
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These walls are not big enough to hold you.
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You sermonize, I will film-atize.
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And then we will put it out there and you will become
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the spiritual leader of the New World Order.
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I'm already the spiritual leader of the New World Order.
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We're just letting everybody else know that.
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[sneezes]
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Lieutenant, I know you're busy,
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but just one more time, please.
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Okay, but, seriously, last time.
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Oh, thanks. It is just so
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damn funny.
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[imitates whip]
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[Liv] You and Michelle knockin' boots yet?
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No, not this.
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The part where Liv beats the dude with the fish.
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[Clive] I'm not doing this dance with you, Liv.
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[Liv] Hand stuff?
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[Clive] Look, we kissed, the night of the lockdown.
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[Liv] I knew it.
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[Clive] It's complicated.
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Look, I love Dale, but...
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I just realized, I'm late for a thing.
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Show me later. [clears throat]
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[Clive] I've also been thinking about how every future
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I've imagined for myself had kids in it.
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I wanna be a dad, Liv.
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With a human like Michelle, that can happen.
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They're not letting zombies adopt, so, you know,
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with Dale, that'd mean no kids... Ever.
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[sighs] Look, I love to laugh.
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I just didn't think Vince was funny.
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I'm an easy target.
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I run HR, everybody hates HR,
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but I don't hold grudges.
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Although, I will say Vince is certainly a cheeky
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one to make fun of people,
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with all his problems.
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-What problems are those? -He's a crazy germophobe.
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The guy won't touch a doorknob,
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and then there's the constant hand scrubbing.
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And with this flu going around?
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Please, if Vince was here, he'd be crawling out
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of his skin.
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Sorry I'm late.
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With all the hacking and sneezing,
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trying to get through town is like ice-skating on
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a Petri dish.
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What did I miss?
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Sheila here was expressing her displeasure
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with Vince's portrayal of her.
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But not enough to kill him, my God!
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Listen, you look like me, you get pretty used to guys
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staring at your boobs.
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-[rock music playing] -Come on.
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If you're not gonna let me buy you a shot, then let me
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buy you a beer.
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Come on, be a little friendlier.
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[all laughing]
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Dude, that's a dude.
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Bet you think
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you're real funny, don't you, huh? You piece of--
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[gasps]
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What?
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We need to talk to number 25
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on the Sick Puppies softball team.
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I'll track down a roster.
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[sneezes]
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[Don] There's a lot of love out there.
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And you're the man with the plan.
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You're gonna kill tonight, baby, but don't actually
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kill anybody,
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because people are gonna see this.
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That was a joke, of course.
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But seriously, don't.
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Don't kill anyone.
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-Let's begin. -I love that enthusiasm.
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Just one small thought.
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Instead of starting at a ten,
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maybe you can start at a three or four,
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and then build to a ten.
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Just one man's opinion.
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-Sam? -[Sam] Yes, Mr. E?
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Hit it.
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-[orchestral music playing] -New theme music. My idea.
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You're welcome.
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[crowd cheering]
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Answer me this, brothers and sisters.
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Does the rabbit tell the wolf when it can be eaten?
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[all] No!
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Or you can start on a ten.
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Medical examiner, huh?
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That must be a tough gig right now.
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Everyone's dead, but nobody's dying.
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If those damn zombies have their way, you're gonna be
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out of work really soon.
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The spaghetti is
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so good, isn't it, Bill?
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Yes, dear, it is.
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And you don't have to redirect my conversation like
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I'm some kind of toddler,
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Emily.
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Look, I like you.
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You're a hell of a lot more engaging and personable
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than Peyton's usual boyfriends.
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Okay. Dad, we're not doing this, okay?
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My God, Peyton, I'm giving the man a compliment.
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I'd much rather you settle for an ME with personality
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than an actual doctor with none.
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-[gulps] -Judge Charles...
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I am an actual doctor, and you're not giving me
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a compliment.
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You're taking a dig at me to get a rise out
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of your daughter,
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and I want it to stop. Now.
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These meatballs sure are tasty.
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And you can bet when the time arrives,
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they'll come with their pitchforks,
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they'll come with their torches--
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Are you crying because of the medical condition,
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or because
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it moved you to tears?
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The condition, but I did think that Angus was powerful.
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And the cut? What do you think?
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The zoom in the last shot felt unmotivated.
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Unmotivated zoom--
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Screw you.
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I'm not gonna sit here and take film criticism from
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some weeping monster.
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You asked my opinion.
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I'm sorry, I'm just fragile. This is my baby.
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It's upload time.
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[sighs] Right after we add some hashtags.
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Hashtag zombie, hashtag apocalypse.
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Sure.
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I mean, we want people to see it.
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So...
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Hashtag lesbians, hashtag twins,
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hashtag badonkadonk, hashtag bodacious tatas.
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It's disrespectful, Don E.
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Women with large breasts are born that way.
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Yeah, some of them.
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Fine.
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Forgot your progressive views on such things, but
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badonkadonk is fine.
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We're live.
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[cups clinking]
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Well, I'll be back in a few days.
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While I'm gone, Ravi said he'll pop over and see
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how you're doing.
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Feed us our formula, change our diapers,
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that kind of thing?
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Exactly, although I draw the line at burping.
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You may just have to remain gassy.
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[laughs]
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And, hey, with Mom, you know, volunteering, and your back...
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Remember what happened last time your back went out?
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I do, I do.
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-And you refuse to wear a-- -Of course, I didn't.
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Don't even say it. You think I'll wear a medical...
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-I'm not an old man. -Okay.
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[clears throat]
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It's very nice of you to offer, Ravi.
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Yes, thank you.
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You know, Peyton, um... I'm glad you brought up
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your trip to DC,
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because actually, um...
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Your mother and I... [sighs]
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We want to talk to you about it.
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Guys, it's my job, I have to go.
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I'll be perfectly safe.
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We're not asking you to cancel the trip.
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Oh.
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-Good. -We came here to tell you
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that when you get to DC...
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Stay.
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Just don't ever come back to Seattle.
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Why in the world would I do that?
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Because there is a faction out there
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that wants to stop all the brain shipments
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to this city.
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They want the humans and monsters to
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fight it out,
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and they say if the humans win, great.
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But if the zombies win, they're gonna nuke
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the city.
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So either way, you are better off anywhere
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outside those walls.
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I know that, Dad. I'm going to DC
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to try and prevent that
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from happening.
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This is going to end badly.
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-Stay away. -I appreciate
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your concern...
328
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But this is out of the question!
329
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With the Mayor dead--
330
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Killed by a zombie, no doubt.
331
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Until a new mayor is elected, I am, for all intents
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and purposes, running the city.
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Ravi, talk some sense into them.
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[sighs]
335
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Honestly, I agree with them.
336
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Once you leave, I don't think you should come back.
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It's not safe here.
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[William] That's my boy.
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-I told you this man was a keeper.
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-[scoffs]
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Listen to him, Peyton, please.
342
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[coughs]
343
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,648
So, I'll grab some food before you go home?
344
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:38,025
I was thinking Al-Shabaz kebabs.
345
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,487
Come in, please close the door.
346
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,325
[chuckles]
347
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"Close the door."
348
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,911
Sounds serious.
349
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,289
You must really hate kebabs.
350
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[clears throat]
351
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,127
We need to end this thing, Clive.
352
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Break up?
353
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,341
We gave it our best.
354
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,926
We really did.
355
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,345
[sighs] Dale...
356
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,471
I met someone else.
357
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,515
[sighs]
358
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,268
That was against the rules.
359
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,313
Yeah, um...
360
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,524
Well...
361
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,486
[sighs] Do you have something that
362
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,486
you could do?
363
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,113
For a couple of hours, so I could go over to your place
364
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,113
and clear out my stuff?
365
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,887
[exhales]
366
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,769
[sighs]
367
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,108
[sniffs]
368
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,569
I'm a boob man,
369
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,238
what can I say?
370
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,615
I'd had a few too many, I thought I was talking
371
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,615
to a hot chick with a big rack.
372
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You're a guy, you know how it goes.
373
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,079
Clive?
374
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,331
[coughs]
375
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,375
[sniffs] Oh, I'm sorry, I was just, um...
376
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,460
What were you saying?
377
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,087
Someone broke up with you?
378
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,839
[Liv] Uh, no.
379
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,550
We were talking about how Ron
380
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,550
was hitting on Vince,
381
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,886
until your buddies started razzing you about it.
382
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,846
Were you feeling humiliated?
383
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,890
-It wasn't my best moment. -You were furious, weren't you?
384
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,933
Which is why you called the victim a piece of--
385
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,894
Ah, ah...
386
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,395
No. No.
387
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,355
[sneezes]
388
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[screams]
389
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,152
God.
390
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,914
I think her point is you had motive to kill Vince.
391
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,290
I wasn't that motivated.
392
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,751
Besides, I saw the guy that punched Vince.
393
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,920
That's probably your killer.
394
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,922
Vince was killed by a blow to the head.
395
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,005
Oh.
396
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,176
Well, in that case, I saw the murder.
397
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,887
Yeah, I was headed out to my car,
398
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,305
and I see the son of a bitch that I just hit on,
399
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,809
and then I see his or her exact double.
400
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,604
He must've seen Vince and Sheila.
401
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,607
Are you mansplaining the case to me, Detective?
402
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,942
I'm up to speed.
403
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,112
-[coughs] -Ugh.
404
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:28,988
Go on.
405
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,490
At first, I thought
406
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,032
I was seeing double 'cause, you know, beers.
407
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,743
One of them was your dead guy
408
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,202
trying to get into his car.
409
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,747
And the other was, I guess, a real lady.
410
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,292
Real Lady was getting picked up by a big dude
411
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,292
in a Cutlass.
412
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,337
He sees your victim and he yells out,
413
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,337
"It's not funny,
414
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,755
you bleeping bleep.
415
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,340
It's demeaning."
416
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,843
Dead Guy gets in his car real quick.
417
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,928
He did not wanna mess with Big Guy.
418
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,513
Big Dude and Big Guy?
419
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,139
Same person.
420
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,933
Then, when Dead Guy is safely in his car,
421
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,853
he flipped off Big Dude in the Cutlass.
422
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,063
Big Dude gets out of his car, marches over
423
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,063
to Dead Guy
424
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,732
while he's trying to get the engine turned over
425
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,485
and punches him through the window.
426
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,030
Through the window.
427
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,406
Probably a zombie raging out.
428
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,741
Did you see his eyes?
429
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,285
No, I was behind him.
430
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,329
Well, it says here that Sheila is married.
431
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,456
We should see how big that husband is.
432
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:24,210
Are you ready to visit our next culinary
433
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:24,210
destination?
434
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,047
Yesterday, pizza took us to the mob-ruled
435
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,047
shores of Sicily.
436
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,633
Today, we visit the mysterious Orient.
437
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,093
Isobel.
438
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,806
[exclaims]
439
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,267
[laughs] You are so easy.
440
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:44,188
Yeah. [laughs sarcastically] Hilarious.
441
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,984
Look, I know this is just your coping mechanism,
442
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,571
but would you mind picking one not quite so heart attack-y
443
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,571
for me?
444
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,447
I'm almost out of time.
445
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,824
No.
446
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,285
He's out of time.
447
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,079
You're still movin' and groovin'.
448
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,798
Look,
449
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,718
think of me as your, uh, personal genie
450
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,847
with no magical abilities, of course.
451
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,140
Tell me your heart's fondest desire.
452
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,020
Teach me how to drive?
453
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,312
Oh.
454
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,733
The genie was not expecting that.
455
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:33,237
But, in spite of the fact that putting a teenager with very
456
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:33,237
little to lose
457
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,531
in charge of a 4,000-pound vehicle
458
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,367
with me inside is objectively terrifying...
459
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,538
Your wish is my command.
460
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,961
Oh.
461
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,924
Oh, and unlimited wishes.
462
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,300
Damn.
463
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,969
Should've thought of that first.
464
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,722
So has our friend Russ Roche taken the bait?
465
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,307
He has.
466
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,976
He says it's time for me to meet his boss.
467
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,186
Be careful.
468
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,149
[clicks]
469
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,776
Commander. You need to see this.
470
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,322
The only creature more despicable than a human
471
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,450
is a zombie who murders other zombies!
472
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:24,246
These infidels go by the name of Fillmore Graves,
473
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,583
because they want to fill more graves with you,
474
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,251
brothers and sisters.
475
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,672
They have the guns,
476
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,174
but we've got God on our side.
477
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,383
[audience cheering]
478
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,802
[man] This went up last night.
479
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,303
It's blowing up.
480
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,639
Oh, boy.
481
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:47,478
[Angus] We'll treat humans like chattel and slaughter them
482
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:47,478
like cattle.
483
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:53,151
We'll breed them like cattle and bread
484
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:53,151
them like cutlets.
485
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,069
If there's a zombie out there
486
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,571
who's feeling sorry for himself,
487
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,825
you don't deserve the honor of joining the ranks
488
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,825
of the undead!
489
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,453
We are stronger. We are faster.
490
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,246
And we are blessed by God.
491
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,249
It's time to take what's ours.
492
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,961
Humans may look like us, but they are not us
493
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,546
because they were born to die.
494
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,548
Hey, just wanted to say goodbye.
495
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,425
I'm headed off on my little goodwill trip
496
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,425
to Washington.
497
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,511
[Angus] They paint "Z's" on our doors.
498
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,513
- The humans... -What's this?
499
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,391
They do it because they're waiting, too.
500
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,187
And you can bet, when the time arrives, they'll come
501
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,187
with their pitchforks.
502
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,397
They'll come with their torches
503
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,397
and their shotguns.
504
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,400
And God speaks to me, and he says, "Why
505
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,400
wait for that day?
506
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,443
Take the fight to them!"
507
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,571
-[audience cheering] - Take it to them!
508
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,364
Take it to them!
509
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,409
Enjoy your goodwill trip, honey.
510
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,329
This certainly puts a kink in my "we can all live
511
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,329
in harmony" speech.
512
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,426
Knock 'em dead.
513
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,182
Uh, just...
514
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,641
Germophobe brain, so...
515
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,729
Okay.
516
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,190
[sighs]
517
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,575
Really, you two?
518
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,621
I'm coming back, I swear.
519
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,081
You'll hardly know I'm gone.
520
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,596
[Liv] Isobel?
521
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,599
Peyton left you a gift for your first driving lesson.
522
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,936
It's a lucky rabbit's foot key chain
523
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,520
from a very unlucky rabbit.
524
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,575
Fine.
525
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,286
I'll just throw out the key chain.
526
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,620
[laughs]
527
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,664
Have I gone to the well too many times?
528
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:15,126
You're just lucky I have a soft spot for dark,
529
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:15,126
repetitive humor.
530
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,427
Have you been to the processing plant
531
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,638
where they turn the brains into mush?
532
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,599
-I have. -I don't want that for me.
533
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,019
I want you to have it
534
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,688
so that my memories can live on,
535
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,983
even for just a little bit.
536
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,611
There's nothing too exciting in there, but I'll...
537
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,156
I'll have more peace of mind if you...
538
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,618
[coughs]
539
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,829
Congratulations.
540
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:55,666
You set a precinct record for most tasers required
541
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:55,666
to subdue a suspect.
542
00:22:55,708 --> 00:23:00,754
And still managed to put two of your officers in the hospital.
543
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,257
It's almost not your fault.
544
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:08,512
To a zombie like you, humans are but weak little rag dolls,
545
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:08,512
n'est-ce pas?
546
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,681
Yeah, let's wrap this up.
547
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,017
You've been arrested for assault seven times.
548
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,727
You're married to the woman the victim offended.
549
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,146
And we have an eyewitness who saw you punch him,
550
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,773
likely the fatal blow. So why don't
551
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,318
you just be a man and admit you killed him?
552
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,905
Take your time. I understand that this must be
553
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,905
upsetting for you.
554
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,449
Oh, hell.
555
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,035
I'm not upset.
556
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,703
These tears are a medical condition.
557
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,705
A man insults another man's wife,
558
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,708
and that man cold cocks him for it.
559
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,668
In what world is that a crime?
560
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:40,711
This world.
561
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,712
You killed the guy. Good.
562
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,842
Well, that was easy.
563
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,886
-[coughs] -This case is closed.
564
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,470
[clears throat]
565
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,307
Why don't you take some acetaminophen
566
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:56,643
while I escort our killer to the Fillmore Graves
567
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,938
freezer section?
568
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:02,524
I will put him between the ice cream and the
569
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:02,524
leggo-my-Eggo waffles, eh?
570
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,402
Uh-huh.
571
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:05,736
[cellphone vibrating]
572
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,832
Where is the thimblewit that screwed up
573
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,832
my steak dinner?
574
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,793
I'm Corporal Benito, ma'am. And you are?
575
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,544
Who am I? Who am I?
576
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,338
I'm the single busiest woman in Seattle,
577
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,799
and I did not have time for this little detour tonight.
578
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,842
I'm sorry, ma'am.
579
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,636
I still don't know who you are.
580
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,221
I'm Peyton Charles,
581
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,807
chief of staff to the late, great Mayor Floyd Baracus.
582
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,600
Now I'm the de facto acting mayor,
583
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,436
and I had better things to do tonight
584
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,604
than visit a checkpoint outside the wall.
585
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,231
[corporal] Of course. Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
586
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,943
You're wearing the same outfit.
587
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:48,779
Good catch, Sherlock.
588
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,906
You broke the case wide open.
589
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,826
Guess what? I don't throw away blouses every time
590
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:53,826
I wear one.
591
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,955
Now, where's the genius down here who won't let my forensic
592
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,955
accountant back into the city?
593
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,497
Follow me this way.
594
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,669
[all coughing]
595
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:04,837
Ms. Escovido.
596
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,380
Come on. The city needs you back.
597
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,923
This is the last time we lend you out.
598
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,633
-Yes, ma'am. -Is that...
599
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,844
Yeah, that's the acting mayor, all right.
600
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,137
[man] It's the mayor.
601
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,763
It's time to go get your daughter.
602
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,182
Ms. Mayor, I've been here for three days.
603
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,683
I have a brother inside the wall.
604
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:19,477
Do you have any candy?
605
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:21,603
-[all clamoring] -[sneezes]
606
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,022
-Ms. Mayor. -I really gotta go.
607
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,398
[all] Ms. Mayor.
608
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,774
Visit the Rock and Roll Museum.
609
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,360
You won't regret it.
610
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,819
-[man] Mayor, please. -Don't forget to vote.
611
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,029
[all coughing]
612
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,571
Space Needle. Best view in the city.
613
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,199
I really gotta go.
614
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:36,994
[Major] Uncool, Russ.
615
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,079
I thought I was a valued employee.
616
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,914
This seems like overkill.
617
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:41,957
[man] We're here.
618
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,754
That was fun.
619
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,926
Sorry about the bag, it's just...
620
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,636
until we get to know each other.
621
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,263
-You the guy in charge? -That's him.
622
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,392
Name's Major, I'm ready to be rich.
623
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,519
Russ says you're looking for a man who has
624
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,519
Chase Grave's ear
625
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:02,853
to make all your dreams come true.
626
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,230
Whoa, there.
627
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,440
You may be rich before you leave this room,
628
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,234
but not until I know I can trust you.
629
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,903
I'm also ready to be uncuffed and offered a drink.
630
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,532
Patience, dude.
631
00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,450
First, you gotta pass a little test.
632
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,246
[sighs]
633
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:23,665
This brain is from a Russian gang member,
634
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,710
a rival, who we captured and questioned.
635
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,546
Every time he told a lie, we gave him
636
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,546
the old...
637
00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,339
[imitates electrical buzzing]
638
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,299
[laughs]
639
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:38,013
We did this for weeks, until his brain was rewired.
640
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,848
By the time he died, he was, like,
641
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,560
literally incapable of lying.
642
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,311
Just like you're about be.
643
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,896
[pops]
644
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,815
It's never failed us.
645
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,570
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
646
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,453
Am I gonna have to break your teeth with a hammer
647
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,453
to get you to eat this,
648
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,079
or will you be a big boy?
649
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,043
I'll eat it.
650
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:10,129
Just seems inhospitable, that's all.
651
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,220
Now chew.
652
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,014
And swallow.
653
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,391
You know how to swallow, don't you?
654
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,517
Just close your lips and--
655
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,518
Now, what?
656
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:26,979
Hmph.
657
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:30,023
Now we wait.
658
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,942
And then we find out whose side you're
659
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,942
really on.
660
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,988
Bring it on.
661
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,415
[Major] Has it crossed my mind?
662
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:48,834
Yeah. I mean, look how he's built.
663
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,128
Where does he even find the time to work out?
664
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,465
But, hey, it's not like I have pictures of Chase Graves
665
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,465
taped up in my locker.
666
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,634
[scoffs]
667
00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,636
Okay, I think it's safe to say the truth brain's
668
00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,636
kicked in.
669
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,220
Then let's get right down to it,
670
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,184
Are you with us or Fillmore Graves?
671
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,437
Fillmore Graves.
672
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:11,898
Duh.
673
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:17,029
Oh, yeah. I've been pretending to be on your side the whole
674
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:17,029
time, just playing Russ,
675
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,948
gaining his trust, hoping he'd eventually
676
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,948
bring me to you.
677
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:23,827
Which he did, because he's not exactly
678
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:23,827
Ivy League material.
679
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:27,247
Like, maybe Brown, if he's got connections.
680
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,874
[chuckles]
681
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:31,043
It's actually kind of interesting how he did it.
682
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:35,005
See, Chase and I figured if he announced that
683
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:35,005
I was in charge of
684
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,508
deciding whether or not to buy the fancy security
685
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,508
measures,
686
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,510
which never even existed, by the way,
687
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,596
we just made them up, then Russ would
688
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,596
bring me to you
689
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,723
so you could convince me to veto it,
690
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:48,977
which is exactly what Russ did, because Russ
691
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:48,977
is a, um...
692
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:50,896
Oh, what did Chase call him?
693
00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:53,899
"A dolt."
694
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:01,865
So, yeah. [sighs] Short version,
695
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:01,865
I'm here to take you down.
696
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:04,493
-AJ, I had no idea. -Shut up!
697
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,496
Well...
698
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,502
Too bad things won't work out the way you planned, Major.
699
00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:16,838
Looks like you'll never get that gondola ride with
700
00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:16,838
Chase Graves
701
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,424
in the Grand Canal.
702
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:21,093
[cocks gun]
703
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,304
Actually, things worked out exactly as I'd planned because
704
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,304
I swallowed a tracking device
705
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,515
before coming here.
706
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:27,891
And I've got cotton in my ears.
707
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,939
-Hands in the air! -[indistinct shouting]
708
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,482
[shouting continues]
709
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,943
Hey, guys. Great work.
710
00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:39,737
My squad's top-notch.
711
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,572
Three of the four of them at least.
712
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:42,948
Major, zip it.
713
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,582
[music playing on radio]
714
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,924
So how do you feel?
715
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,433
I feel great. You were great, that was...
716
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:11,977
Great.
717
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:14,271
You sure everything's great?
718
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,939
[chuckles]
719
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,191
-Yeah, um... -[chuckles]
720
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,778
I mean, I should probably go, though,
721
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,778
right?
722
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,571
Early morning.
723
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:25,115
You could go. But that seems like a dumb idea
724
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:25,115
to me.
725
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,452
-Yeah? -Mmm-hmm.
726
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:35,208
Do I need to mail you a formal invitation?
727
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,129
Come here. I request the pleasure of your company.
728
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,092
[laughs]
729
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,991
[Liv] Knock it off already. I know you're joking.
730
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,538
Isobel, I swear, if you're playing around...
731
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,248
Isobel Katherine Bloom, get your ass up off
732
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,248
that floor!
733
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,043
Mom?
734
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,546
-I can't believe you came! -Oh, baby.
735
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,840
It's so good to see you.
736
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,384
-Psst, you're in my shot. -I've missed you so much.
737
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,345
I'm so glad you're here.
738
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,763
My little girl.
739
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,058
I told you not to do this.
740
00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:35,018
Yeah, well... Tough.
741
00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:39,398
Why are you dressed like Peyton?
742
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,733
It doesn't matter.
743
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,693
Nice work.
744
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,493
This, my friends,
745
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,747
is what it looks like when a plan
746
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,747
comes together.
747
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:55,622
[all cheering]
748
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:56,956
I know what some of you cynics
749
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,542
might be saying. "A hundred cases
750
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,542
of brain tubes?
751
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,002
Is that all we have to show for this operation,
752
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,002
Commander?"
753
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:05,048
Well, you cynics would be forgetting about the traitors
754
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:05,048
we've ferreted out.
755
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,760
You're forgetting about your zombie brothers
756
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,760
and sisters who will sleep
757
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,845
with fuller bellies.
758
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:13,390
But most of all, you don't know what's
759
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:13,390
in these cases.
760
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,059
[all cheering]
761
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,854
So tonight,
762
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,856
and just tonight,
763
00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:23,442
we've got you covered. Eat what you want!
764
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:27,279
Drink what you want. It's all on Cobra Kai.
765
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:27,279
Wait. That's not right.
766
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,240
What were they called? Major? Where's Major?
767
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,240
The man of the hour?
768
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,992
-The Blue Cobras. -The Blue Cobras! That's it.
769
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,412
Let's hear it for Lillywhite. He gets the job done.
770
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:39,207
[all cheering]
771
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:42,335
Hey, DJ! Play something from the aughts for this
772
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:42,335
old soldier.
773
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,212
[rock music playing]
774
00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,422
Good job, man!
775
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,716
Thank you.
776
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,847
[indistinct chatter]
777
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,808
So, what do you say we get a picture with your team
778
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,476
in front of the spoils of war, huh?
779
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,185
We'll hang it up in the lounge.
780
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,814
-My squad isn't back. -Why?
781
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,652
-There they are. -Get 'em, and let's do this.
782
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,076
Your boys are asking for the good stuff.
783
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,120
And I mean, like, the really good stuff.
784
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,831
Whatever they want.
785
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,499
I like your style.
786
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,722
Sir, there's... There's been an incident.
787
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,265
During the transport,
788
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,726
Russ Roche managed to get his hands on a weapon,
789
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,186
and he escaped.
790
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:42,395
He what?
791
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,563
Sir, I swear to you,
792
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:44,940
I will personally find him and bring him--
793
00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:46,775
And whose weapon did he take?
794
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,986
This is my squad, sir. It's my responsibility.
795
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,280
-Whose weapon? -I will handle the discipline
796
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,280
internally, sir.
797
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,573
-Shut that off! -[music stops]
798
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,534
I said, whose weapon was it, Lillywhite?
799
00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,830
Mine, sir.
800
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:05,168
[sighs]
801
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,338
Sir, I swear, I will find Roche and I will drag his ass right
802
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,338
back to your office.
803
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,716
Yes, you will.
804
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,806
[gunshots]
805
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:25,480
No!
806
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,722
[gasps] [gasps]
807
00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:37,260
[choir singing]
808
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,113
[gunshot]
809
00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:40,115
-[grunts] -[all screaming]
810
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:43,785
[all clamoring]
811
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,496
[Mace] Tucker!
812
00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:50,792
Tucker! Please!
813
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:51,960
[screams]
814
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:53,670
Help me!
815
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:54,796
Thank you, my son.
816
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,342
What's he to you?
817
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,055
Just...
818
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:04,890
[Mace screaming]
819
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,600
Just food, that's all.
820
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,487
If you're wondering why I'm dressed like this,
821
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,487
here's the reason.
822
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,823
Isobel, driving lesson time.
823
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,752
Oh, no.
824
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,016
She's in the bedroom now.
825
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,411
Isobel?
826
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,873
[sighs]
827
00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,959
It's not funny anymore.
828
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,711
You're scaring us. [sniffles]
829
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,927
You know...
830
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,682
You might have them fooled.
831
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,601
Two of them aren't even doctors.
832
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:36,856
Now, come on.
833
00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,317
[sniffles]
834
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,863
Eyes open.
835
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,453
We've got work to do.
836
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,081
[sniffles]
837
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,003
Please.
838
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,270
[sniffles]
839
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,734
I never got to say goodbye.
840
00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:59,272
There's something I shot you two should see.
841
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,486
[Isobel] Levon?
842
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:09,241
How you think these guys'll take it when I bite
843
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:09,241
the big one?
844
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:13,786
[Levon] Honestly? I think they're gonna take it
845
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:13,786
very, very hard.
846
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,918
-Tell them not to-- -You tell them.
847
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:33,973
Liv, Ravi.
848
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,143
Try not to be sad.
849
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:40,105
Nobody's been luckier than me.
850
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,523
I got to meet the two of you.
851
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:47,987
And what did they say on Zombie High when
852
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:47,987
Cornelia died?
853
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,782
-[both] "I'm just meat with a spark."
854
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,782
-"I'm just meat with a spark."
855
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:54,327
-"And then I'm not." -"And then I'm not."
856
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,829
[chuckles] Hits you right here, doesn't it?
857
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,338
I love you guys.