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Previously on iZombie...
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So how did you
become a zombie?
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You clawed my forearm.
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You are who you eat.
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You don't just
have their visions,
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you also get some of their
personality traits.
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You're a zombie now.
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For a mere 25K a month,
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I've got the brains
you need to keep
all your pistons firing.
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My roommate
took his skateboard out,
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said he was going to the
park for a couple hours.
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That was four days ago.
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All right, I'm gonna walk this
over to Missing Persons
right now. Nice kicks.
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- Have you seen my friend?
- Brother, I just saw him.
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We'll have
you to him in no time.
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Be my guest.
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I met another zombie.
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- Friendly?
- Quite.
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Who knows if we even
like each other.
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But what have we got to lose?
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Hey, where did you
get those shoes?
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Easy.
You're lucky you're not dead.
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Although, if you were,
this would come
much more naturally to me.
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You know what
you're doing, right?
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I mean, theoretically. Sure.
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But did you consider
a trip to the ER?
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I'm a social worker.
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My insurance covers, like,
one Band-Aid a year.
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Major? What the hell?
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It's nothing.
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Those are Y-incision
stitches. They need
to be closer together,
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unless you're going
for that Frankenstein look.
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The man's too good-looking.
I'm giving him character.
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- Should I just take over?
- Please, God, yes.
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How did this happen?
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He got into a fight.
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I went looking for Jerome.
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And found the Candyman.
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Remember? That guy Jerome said
was handing out Utopium,
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inviting kids back to his van?
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He's a real person, then?
The Candyman?
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He was wearing
Jerome's high tops.
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How did you know
they were Jerome's?
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They were cool shoes, but they
weren't one of a kind.
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They were Jerome's.
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So our friend here
went full vigilante.
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Batman versus the Candyman.
Point Candyman.
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And I assume that fight
solved everything.
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You and the Candyman
shook hands, and he
led you right to Jerome.
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He knows something.
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I know it.
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You're a social worker, not a
cop. You could've been killed.
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I was an all-conference
strong safety
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for the Washington
Huskies, baby.
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A head-hunter.
I'm a dangerous man.
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The Candyman is dangerous-er.
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Please promise me
that that's the last time
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you'll take matters
into your own hands.
There's a reason...
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Liv tell you about the guy
she met at the wake
the other night?
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Musician type?
If I hadn't stumbled in
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and totally rocker-blocked
this dude... Ow!
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Quite an imagination
you have there.
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Have some faith in me,
all right?
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I've been girding myself
for this day.
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Come on. Who's your buddy?
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I'm your buddy.
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Eager to share the highs
and lows of your life.
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Mmm-hmm.
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New customer! 300-pounder
dropped dead on his stairs.
Our services are required.
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Just a second.
I don't want it to pop.
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That's fine. Chicks dig scars.
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We've got a spinach quiche,
freshly-baked baguette...
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Spicy mustard and gulai otak.
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Where's the gulai otak?
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Are you sure
it's not in there?
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Yes, I'm sure!
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Okay, um, I'll run back
to Meat Cute and I'll be
back in 20 minutes.
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I don't think
I can wait that long.
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Whew!
That is straight-up nasty.
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I believe the professional
term is "ugh."
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Camphor?
It'll help with the stench.
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Ah, better. Thanks.
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Our vic is Simon Cutler,
32 years old.
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Damn, this is the ripest
dude I've smelled.
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His skin reminds me of a grape
that was left out in the sun
too long and split open.
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You just ruined grapes for me.
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Okay, our guy here
was a total shut-in.
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No one's seen him in years,
a regular Willy Wonka.
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He'd receive all necessities
through the dog hatch
on the front door.
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Apparently there was
a pile of unopened
deliveries spilling out,
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so a neighbor
called the police.
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Uh, I'm gonna need
more of that camphor.
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So no one's been in or out?
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No. Which should make figuring
out what killed him easy.
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How long do you think
he's been here?
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Well, based on the purple
hue of the skin,
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I'd say he's
between putrefaction
and black putrefaction.
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You see how swollen
his tongue is?
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I'll take your word for it.
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A week, maybe two.
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By the looks
of his computer setup,
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he could've been directing
air traffic down here.
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Day trader, maybe?
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Hmm. The carpet's sticky.
Nice shag.
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Apparently he's been
down here since 1974.
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Spilled his soda
when he collapsed.
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Fried chicken. Fried pies.
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My money says Big Boy
here had a heart attack.
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Well, a heart attack
is a reasonable hypothesis,
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but seeing as he's
in his early 30s
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and hasn't been
to the hospital recently,
an autopsy is de rigueur.
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It means required.
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You know, my French tutor,
Mademoiselle Perrier,
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is gonna be so disappointed
I blanked on that one.
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Confetti?
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Well, it was a memorable one.
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Oh. Seems the neighbors
are curious about the man
behind the dog hatch.
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Excuse me, Officer,
what happened to him?
Do you know?
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Yeah, did he suffer?
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Hey, how long was he in there?
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Come on, man,
show some respect.
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What the hell is wrong
with these people?
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Was I unclear?
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Our sex life is more
me calling you
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when I'm so inclined,
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and you resisting
the urge to call me.
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My delivery hasn't
arrived yet.
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- It should've
been there hours ago.
- Well, it's not.
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How about I bring you
a special delivery myself?
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No. I just didn't
want to be charged.
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You know what?
I just remembered,
that my doorbell is broken,
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so he probably
came by after all.
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Anyway, I have a meeting,
so I better boogie.
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I'll come by later
and pick something up.
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Sorry to trouble you.
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No worries.
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Another piece of confetti
in his eyeball.
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It is sad, don't you think?
Hermit threw himself
a little party.
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"Happy birthday to me!"
Handful of confetti
in the air.
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Internal organs are liquefied.
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Please say heart attack.
I don't wanna eat, nay,
drink rotten brains.
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Arteries weren't blocked.
No scar tissue
around the heart.
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Heart attack seems unlikely.
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You know, almost anything,
if you deep fry it...
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Detective Babineaux,
what can we do for you?
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I'm hoping you can
tell me what happened
to Mr. Cutler here.
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Dead 10 days.
No cause of death yet.
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I've sent his blood samples to
that lab for bio-chem testing.
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That'll give us
more to work with.
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I'm afraid
all the decomposition
slows us down a bit.
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Well, maybe I can
speed things up.
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It turns out our friend here
was one of the most hated
people on the Internet.
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I just spent an hour
looking through death threats
levied against the man.
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We're almost certainly
looking at murder.
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Son of a bitch!
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You've grown attached
to this one, huh?
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Man's inhumanity to man.
Do you ever really
get used to it?
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I'm pretty used to it.
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Apparently, Cutler here was
an Internet troll and hacker
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known hither and yon
as the Sim Reaper.
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There's already a website up
celebrating this guy's demise.
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Oh, let's pull it up,
shall we?
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An Internet troll.
Is that like a cyberbully?
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Well, if he's an accomplished
hacker, then he's like a
cyberbully with super powers.
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All right, Sim Reaper.
Here we go.
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Are all of those
links about him?
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Yup. Plus some
of Sim Reaper's work.
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Sexist public commentary,
fascist political screeds,
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taking credit for shutting
down websites,
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hacking into people's
cloud-based accounts, sharing
their personal content.
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What kind of person does that?
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Click right there
and hear for yourself.
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It's the one known recording
of Simon Cutler,
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a customer service call
gone very wrong.
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Customer service,
this is Shanie.
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Shanie, perfect!
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I've been on hold
for 45 minutes.
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I'm sorry about that,
sir. Can I have your account
number, please?
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I've given it.
Several times.
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Your name, then.
I'm happy to look it up.
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I am the
Sim Reaper, Shanie.
I am the keeper of the web.
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CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
tremble before me.
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I am invisible, intangible,
untouchable.
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I am the bringer
of cyber-darkness.
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Fail me, and I will delete you
like so much digital noise.
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Why are all the good ones
unavailable?
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I have Forensics looking
at his laptop for leads.
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But if you get any psychic
stirrings, let me know.
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Don't worry, Detective.
I'm sure Liv will suck it up
and help any way she can.
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I can't believe
you actually drank that.
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Simon Cutler's rotten brains
go down in history
as the worst. By far.
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Frankly, I'm impressed
that they went down at all.
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I have my first zombie date
tonight. How do you think
puking on him is gonna play?
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Maybe if you ate something?
Something else.
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Like saltines maybe.
It's worth a shot.
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Hey, where did these
donuts come from?
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Oh, I brought them in
as a peace offering
for the early crew.
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I'd offer you one, but
you've never been a donut fan.
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Must have donuts.
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Great. I ate
Homer Simpson's brain.
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Are you all right?
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He was choking on a donut.
He couldn't breathe.
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I think it was a food allergy.
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What, you think
something in the donut
caused anaphylaxis?
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He barely made it up those
stairs we found him on
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and gave himself
a shot of epinephrine.
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That may be why
he was found on those stairs.
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He was trying
to get to an EpiPen
and he didn't make it.
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Except I didn't find any
trigger foods in his stomach.
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No peanuts. No shellfish.
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Then what the hell killed him?
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Why don't you tell us
why you're back here, Joey?
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I got booted from my house.
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Again.
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We know that. But why?
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You've got the file.
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If you don't share,
that's a privilege drop,
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and I don't wanna have to...
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Major, what happened
to your face?
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Rollerblading.
It's back, people.
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Joey, what are you
doing back here?
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Trashed my mom's place.
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Now why would you do that?
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Mike was being a tool.
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Joey, we've established
that Mike is always a tool.
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But trashing your
mom's place? That's you
surrendering control.
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Come on, man.
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And that's one of the things
Joey will be working on.
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Finding healthy ways
to express his anger.
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No phones during group.
Privilege drop!
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You went looking for Eddie
and Jerome, didn't you?
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That's you surrendering
to your messiah complex, dude.
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Reality check time.
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They're dead.
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So you're telling me the most
hated man on the Internet
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was killed by a donut?
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No. Anaphylactic shock
killed him. But there was
no food in his system.
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In my vision, it was a donut
that almost killed him.
239
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,515
No idea what triggered the
anaphylactic shock this time.
240
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:45,683
I'm confused.
241
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,851
Yeah, so are we.
242
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,025
Liv?
243
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,195
You okay?
244
00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,781
Yeah. Sorry, I...
245
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,743
...think maybe my breakfast
didn't agree with me.
246
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,331
"Happy birthday!"
And you're dead.
247
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,879
If I didn't know better, I'd
swear you're having a vision.
248
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,885
Hold on.
Simon Cutler's birthday is...
249
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,846
I just typed it
into my police report.
250
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,681
His birthday isn't for
another four months.
251
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,725
Who sends a card
that far ahead of time?
252
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,059
And with nothing
written on the inside?
253
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,895
- No stamp.
- Hand delivered.
254
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,523
Maybe the card was
a message from the killer.
255
00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,817
- Oh, my God, the confetti.
- The what?
256
00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:39,236
The confetti.
It was scattered on the rug.
257
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:41,697
We even dug some
out of Simon's eye.
258
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:45,075
It's a confetti flinger.
You open the card and
confetti shoots out.
259
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:48,078
My sorority used these
during rush to let pledges
know they were accepted.
260
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,705
"Congrats, you're a Mu Theta."
Fwick!
261
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,373
Can I see that?
262
00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:00,132
What does that smell
like to you?
263
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,719
Peanuts.
264
00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:05,054
The confetti flinger
265
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,223
was a peanut powder
delivery system.
266
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,893
Congratulations, Detective.
You've discovered
the murder weapon.
267
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,028
Assist a detective
in solving a murder case.
268
00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:24,448
Help stave off
a zombie apocalypse.
Fake being a psychic.
269
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,200
I've got a lot of balls
in the air.
270
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,370
Yet here I am,
getting ready for a date.
271
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:33,207
The last time I sweated
an outfit choice was
the night Major proposed.
272
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,626
Of course,
I did it the five nights
leading up to the proposal,
273
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,003
because I was sure
it was coming.
274
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,506
I was sure about
everything with Major.
275
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,342
There was no debating
whether or not he was the one.
276
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:47,888
I didn't worry I'd get bored
of being with the same
person year after year.
277
00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:51,225
He was it for me.
I thought I'd spend the rest
of my life with Major.
278
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:55,437
And I guess I did.
But apparently my death
is a new chapter.
279
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,356
Bizarre as that may be.
280
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,423
What the hell?
281
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,175
This is Lowell,
leave a message.
282
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,262
Hey, Lowell. So sorry
to do this on a message,
but I have to cancel.
283
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,349
I'm literally seconds away
from puking. I, I...
It hit me out of nowhere.
284
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:37,146
And I'm calling you from
the bathroom floor right now.
I hope you understand...
285
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:41,150
Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot.
I totally forgot you're
a zombie. I can just tell you.
286
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,612
I had a bad batch of
agoraphobe brain and can't
get out of my apartment.
287
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,739
Okay. Bye.
288
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,328
Dr. Chakrabarti.
289
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,831
Wanted to share intel
on that near decapitation.
290
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,001
They said he was found
by some hikers out
on Cold Creek Trail.
291
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,295
But the body was covered
in bear saliva,
292
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,422
so I'm guessing the bear got
to him before the hikers did.
293
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,925
Could a bear have done this?
294
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,761
Well, the bear was responsible
for the scratching and gnawing
part, all postmortem.
295
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,139
But the wounds on the neck
are consistent with those
of a carpenter's claw hammer.
296
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:16,644
Fingerprints confirm
our vic's Michael Dornan, 18.
297
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,313
A foster kid who's been in and
out of juvie since he was 11.
298
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,148
- That's curious.
- Why is that?
299
00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:23,651
Well, the contents
of his stomach. Look.
300
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,654
It reads like the main course
at a shah wedding.
301
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,864
Wagyu beef.
Italian white truffles.
302
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:31,575
If somebody poured in
a bottle of Bordeaux,
it'd be my dream meal.
303
00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:32,993
Is there a point?
304
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,412
You're not much of
a foodie, are you?
305
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,332
Wagyu beef is about
$100 for a filet.
306
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,960
Italian white truffles
are about $200 an ounce.
307
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:44,171
This street kid had about $500
worth of food in his stomach.
308
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,464
How does a down-and-out kid
309
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:46,882
have access
to that kind of food?
310
00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:48,050
Has Liv had a look at him?
311
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,677
Sadly, she's home, sick.
312
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,179
Yeah, I could use her help
on the Cutler case too.
313
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:55,557
Our forensics guys
couldn't find anything
on Simon's laptop.
314
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,435
I was hoping Liv could look at
it, maybe get some whoo-whoo.
315
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,396
I was planning on
dropping in on her later.
316
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,940
I'd be happy to drop
the laptop off if you'd like.
317
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,317
What am I supposed
to do with it?
318
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,987
Well, Clive thought if you
handled Simon's laptop,
you might pick something up.
319
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,490
Yeah, I know how Clive thinks
my fake psychic powers work,
but what's your endgame here?
320
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:14,201
Are you expecting me
to eat the hard drive?
321
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:17,121
It's password protected,
what am I supposed to...
322
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,499
Okay. That was kind of creepy.
323
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:21,625
Or kind of amazing.
324
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,460
I've got Simon's
muscle memory.
325
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,714
Please don't let me be
opening gross porn.
326
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,173
Seriously.
327
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,717
What are the chances
an agoraphobe in his 20s
328
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,386
was not a chronic
chicken choker?
329
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,221
What the hell
is Warlock Forest?
330
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,848
Have you been living
under a crag?
331
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,517
Which is a large jagged rock
in Warlock Forest.
332
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,228
It's an MMORPG. A multiplayer
online role playing game.
333
00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:43,897
Oh, is that one of those games
where grown men pretend to be
334
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,066
warrior gnomes and quest
after magical knickknacks?
335
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,737
No. It's one of those
games where hard-working
professionals can relax
336
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,405
whilst performing
virtual heroic acts
337
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,199
that require creativity,
tactical skill and teamwork,
338
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,285
while saving the
Moss Princess.
339
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,828
It's a billion-dollar
industry.
340
00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,747
Some people even get
paid loads of money
341
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,206
to level up characters
that can dominate
in these games.
342
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,167
People make money
playing video games?
343
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,334
Oh, yeah, it's big business.
344
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,670
This is dorky...
345
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:10,591
Wait, what did I just do?
346
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,885
Oh, you're a trollock.
347
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,096
I'm a Polish troll?
348
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:20,684
You're a troll with warlock
abilities. The second most
powerful of all the halflings.
349
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,520
Those are the people
you're playing with.
They saw you log on.
350
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,899
At 3:00 p.m. on a weekday,
people are sitting around
waiting for a Polish troll.
351
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,400
Master! You have returned!
352
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:29,777
Hey, who's this jackass?
353
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,154
All hail Sim Reaper!
354
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,947
He's talking to you.
355
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,283
Your mortal enemy Full Auto
has claimed he killed you
356
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:38,285
for exterminating
all of his soul brethren.
357
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:40,662
Sim Reaper exterminating
Full Auto's soul brethren
358
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,540
could've cost a serious player
many thousands of dollars.
359
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:47,127
Full Auto shall send forth
waves of minions
bent on your destruction.
360
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,712
You must take back
Tree Palace.
361
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,839
You have to respond.
362
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,674
Everyone uses voice
modulation, so they
won't know you're a girl.
363
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:55,177
I'm not taking back
Tree Palace.
364
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,845
You must!
365
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,430
Liv, if anything brought
me to violence
366
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,808
it'd be someone exterminating
my soul brethren.
367
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,519
You have to play to find
this Full Auto guy.
He could be our killer.
368
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,729
I don't even know
what I'm doing.
369
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,398
Yet I know that
if I use my freezing rod
on these fire witches,
370
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,984
I can take out
all seven at once.
But I hate this kind of crap.
371
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,153
I'll go home and log in.
I can help you
from inside the game.
372
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,114
How will I know who you are?
373
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,616
I'm a were-terrier
with healing abilities
called Arf Vader.
374
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:18,867
This is going to be epic.
375
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,501
Look at you,
eating concrete.
376
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,254
Aw, man! That's brutal.
377
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,964
Jerome?
378
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,507
Oh, he's going for an ollie.
379
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,633
Is it too loud?
380
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,511
No, I just, uh...
381
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,306
I heard Jerome
and thought maybe...
382
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:44,059
Your optimism is tragic.
383
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:47,813
It's just old skate stuff
Jerome posted on YouTube.
It's how we share tricks.
384
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,483
Is there a lot of footage
like this from the skate park?
385
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,695
Yeah. There's, like,
hundreds of videos,
386
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:58,574
and maybe four
don't completely suck.
387
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:04,663
Why are you scoping
the crowd? It's all
skate skanks and hobos.
388
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,917
Okay, keep going.
389
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,878
Okay, we're going in
fast and tight.
390
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,047
If you're casting vapor
spells, you need to be
casting as we enter.
391
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,134
Full Auto's all about
the obscuring veil,
so remember to stay centered.
392
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,137
They'll be blasting orbs,
but if we hit them heavy
with diviners
393
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,764
and reserve our gem spells,
we can take these bitches.
394
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,641
And this should go
without saying,
395
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,810
but don't use
your multi-crystals
until we're inside.
396
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,270
Arf Vader...
397
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,897
Do you have boon to revive us?
398
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,149
I only have enough boon
to resurrect four people.
399
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,527
Timber, you're on recon
for Arf. Okay, we're going.
400
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,738
Stay in formation!
401
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,073
Why am I not seeing shields?
Timber, if we lose Arf,
I will crush you.
402
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:44,494
I will drive you into the sea
and hear the lamentations
of your women!
403
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,788
Vapor casters,
why am I not clouded
in iridescence right now?
404
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,667
Mom! Hi.
405
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,836
Peyton told me you were sick.
I thought I'd come by
and take care of you.
406
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,255
Mmm. That's so sweet.
407
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,549
Wait, who the hell
just cast an opal rendering?
408
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,635
Olivia? I brought you...
409
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,303
Soup.
410
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,847
I'm sorry. We're storming
the Tree Palace right now
411
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,599
and I've got fire witches
up my ass and a battalion
of idiots who don't understand
412
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,726
what "reserve your
gem spells" means.
413
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:11,271
Well, this is the most engaged
I've heard you sound
in a long time.
414
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,941
I wish it were
with actual people.
415
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,860
Honey, I know this has been
a challenging year.
416
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,279
And I want you to know
that I love you.
417
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,907
And all I want for you
is to be happy.
418
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,619
But I worry that you're
letting your life pass you by.
419
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,496
Sorry, Mom. What did you say?
420
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,582
Just, sit up straight,
sweetheart.
421
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,711
Thank you. For the soup.
422
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,964
This is important
police business.
423
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,382
Hmm.
424
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,635
We're in! We're in!
425
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,179
Take this boon and you can't
be killed for five minutes.
426
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:45,514
It's your only boon.
427
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,724
You need to find Full Auto.
428
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,851
Oh, my God.
He's coming for you!
429
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,604
Sim Reaper? You were dead.
I killed you.
430
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:53,897
Vengeance was mine.
431
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:56,149
Yeah. I don't think so.
432
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,528
My name's Olivia Moore
and I'm with the Seattle
Police Department.
433
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,531
I need to ask you
a few questions regarding
the murder of Simon Cutler,
434
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,991
also known as Sim Reaper.
435
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,868
Seriously?
436
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,580
Full Auto?
437
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,457
Am I gonna need a lawyer?
438
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:23,302
- You're Full Auto?
- Yeah.
439
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,555
- How old are you?
- Fourteen.
440
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,975
Wait, did you say
you were from the Seattle
Police Department?
441
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,935
Is that where Sim Reaper
was from?
442
00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,104
- You didn't know?
- Well, there were
a lot of theories.
443
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,231
There was a whole Warlock
Forest thread devoted to
444
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,152
who the Reaper was
and where he lived.
No one knew for sure.
445
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,404
- So he's really dead?
- Yes.
446
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,239
And you think I had
something to do with it?
447
00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,992
- Well, you threatened him.
- In a game.
448
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,370
And even if I knew who he was,
how would I get to Seattle?
449
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:53,081
I live in New York.
450
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,083
That's the Empire State
Building, lady.
451
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:01,173
Fourteen, lives in New York,
had no idea who Simon was
or where he lived.
452
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,425
That is depressing news.
453
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,970
A 14-year-old kid had
over 20 soul brethren.
My highest was three.
454
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,140
Hang on a sec.
455
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:20,359
You sounded overwhelmed
in your message, so...
456
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,736
You're giving me
anti-anxiety meds.
457
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,113
I ate a brain with PTSD
a few weeks ago.
458
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,574
It took four to put a dent
in it, but it got me through.
459
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:30,535
If you're sharing prescription
drugs with me, I should
at least offer you a drink.
460
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,460
I'll call you back later.
461
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,545
- Of course. Don't do
anything I wouldn't...
462
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,549
So...
463
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:48,470
Did you run out of napkins
or were you just fondled
by an Oompa Loompa?
464
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,555
There's some on your butt too.
Not that I was looking.
465
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,308
I clearly
was expecting visitors.
466
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:54,976
Sorry if it's distracting.
467
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,978
It's probably the least
distracting thing about you.
468
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,773
Whoa. Slow your roll,
Silver-Tongued Devil.
Baby steps.
469
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,858
This is a new thing for me.
Dating.
470
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,820
Oh, this isn't a date.
It's a drop-by.
471
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,906
Maybe that's what you call it
in Buckingham Regalshire.
472
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,283
Learn your British accents.
I'm from London.
473
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:15,080
And I'm pretty sure "drop by"
is an American term.
474
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,667
Whatever this is, I haven't
done it in a long time.
475
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,420
And I didn't think
I'd be doing it again.
476
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,755
With anyone other than the guy
I was supposed to marry.
477
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:26,341
- You were engaged?
- Up until I became a zombie.
478
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,344
And I'm not over it at all.
479
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:30,720
I need to get there
eventually, but...
480
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,722
- Do you?
- Need to get over it?
481
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:33,807
Yeah.
482
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,267
Well, what's the alternative?
483
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,018
Stay in love with a guy
I can never be with?
484
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,938
You know people do that
all the time, right?
485
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,524
I'm sorry. I'm being that girl
who talks about her ex.
486
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:46,611
Yeah, but you're also the girl
who had this freakish
thing happen to her,
487
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,781
and you're discussing it
with probably the one guy
who would understand.
488
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:54,077
So, what brings a nice British
lad like you to Seattle?
489
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:57,289
Well, I had to escape
the chilly, wet,
490
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,291
depressing London weather.
491
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,626
So, Seattle, naturally.
492
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,211
There may have
also been a girl.
493
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,796
Oh, there's always a girl.
494
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:08,133
So, your ex, what's he like?
495
00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,594
Determined.
496
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,848
Hey, Ravi,
you gotta look at this.
497
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,312
You see that guy?
498
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,813
I see a blurry face.
499
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,607
He's the one who beat me up.
500
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,901
I've watched a hundred
of these videos,
and he keeps popping up.
501
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,944
But I can't find
a good shot of him.
502
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,488
You've popped a stitch.
503
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,655
Hmm? Oh.
504
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,449
Ah.
505
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,784
- I'm gonna run over to Liv's.
- Uh, maybe you shouldn't.
506
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,412
- Uh, it's late.
- Yeah, she's always up late.
507
00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:39,372
Ooh, let me. Uh, there's
a sewing kit in the bathroom
508
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,666
that I nicked from
a posh hotel when
my cousin got married.
509
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,628
I'd rather not use a hotel
sewing kit on my face, but...
510
00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:46,796
I can fix one stitch.
Major, you really shouldn't.
511
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,217
She's not alone.
512
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,887
- Sorry.
- It's fine.
513
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,557
Thanks for letting me know.
514
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,851
You woke up in a body bag?
I'm not kidding,
515
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,187
I genuinely used
to have a recurring
nightmare about that.
516
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,648
I can see why. You're up.
517
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:09,027
My mate's bachelor party.
I drank too much, passed out,
518
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:13,406
woke up in the drunk tank
of the county jail
with a scratch on my leg.
519
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,492
- No idea how it happened.
- What the hell?
520
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,327
How many of us
are there out there?
521
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:19,371
Well, there can't be that many
if you're the first I've seen.
522
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:23,208
And I'd like to think
that there would be a
523
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,211
special bulletin if there
were roaming packs of zombies.
524
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,963
How do you eat?
525
00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:31,508
A funeral home over on Baker.
526
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:35,470
For the right price,
a mortician will look
the other way.
527
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,013
I assume since you work
in a morgue...
528
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,057
You assume correctly.
529
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,642
Oh, yeah...
530
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,852
I long for the days
when I just had to explain
531
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:46,398
to some drunk groupie
how I got the inspiration
for my songs.
532
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:50,026
I'm not really
the groupie type, but
533
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:52,153
next time you play,
I'd love to come see you.
534
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,906
I don't play in public
anymore.
535
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,741
A week after
the bachelor party
536
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,160
I had a show, went on stage.
537
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:02,497
And got that pre-gig
adrenaline rush,
538
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,249
and started to...
539
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,918
You know, um, so...
540
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,213
For everyone's safety,
I stopped playing shows.
541
00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:12,757
I can still play
in the studio.
542
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:13,883
I am so sorry.
543
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:20,599
That is so incredibly
unfair and awful.
544
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,937
Um, it's... You know,
it's funny, I, I...
545
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,189
I didn't think that I was
the type of guy who wanted
546
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:29,899
people to feel bad
for me, but...
547
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:35,155
You just said the exact thing
I've been dying for someone
to say to me.
548
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:44,873
I am sorry.
549
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,416
It's fine. I'm just not...
550
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,544
I, I know you're not.
Um, uh, you, you...
551
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,671
Made that very clear. I, um...
552
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,590
Uh, let's, let's just...
553
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,634
Whoa! Uh...
554
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,428
I did not predict
555
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:02,182
that you'd be a fan of the
slutty women of Middle Earth.
556
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:05,977
I'm not blowing you off.
It's just this is a lead
in the case I'm working on.
557
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,105
Of course, um... I should go.
558
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:13,318
- It's not about...
- No, no, no. Uh...
559
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,487
Our murder victim
might have been killed
by a donut.
560
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,113
I, I get it.
561
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,574
Thank you. I'll call you.
Really!
562
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,374
I'm sorry, but we're closed.
563
00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:29,501
Detective Babineaux,
Seattle PD.
564
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,129
Have you ever seen this man?
565
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:34,673
I can't say he looks familiar.
566
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,841
Perhaps a coworker could look?
567
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:40,679
No, it's just me.
But leave the photo.
I'll show the staff tomorrow.
568
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,763
Out of curiosity,
what's he done?
569
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,181
He died.
570
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:46,685
Oh, no. That's awful.
So young.
571
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,313
He had a very specific
type of meat and truffle
combination in his stomach
572
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:53,316
that's only sold at a few
shops here in Seattle,
including this one.
573
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,276
I figured maybe someone
here might have seen him.
574
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,156
Didn't you say
you were alone here?
575
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,992
That's just the ice machine
dropping a load.
576
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:06,996
Scares the hell out of me
sometimes when I'm here
by myself.
577
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:10,709
Do you wanna
take a look around,
Detective? Come on back.
578
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,378
Fair warning, though.
It is a butcher shop.
579
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:17,382
The guts. The carnage.
It can be like Gettysburg
back there.
580
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,551
Some people find it
disturbing. Not me.
581
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,386
They say you don't wanna know
how the sausage is made.
582
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,722
I'm the guy who just
had to know.
583
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,516
Come on. I'd love to give
you the nickel tour.
584
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:29,561
You're a homicide detective.
I'm sure you've seen worse.
585
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,063
And you have to sample
the blood pudding.
586
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:34,065
It is the best in town.
587
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,074
Babineaux.
588
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,826
I've got something
on the Simon Cutler case.
589
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,036
You've gotta see this.
590
00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:51,249
All right, I'll be there
in 10. I'm just leaving
that charcuterie on Pine.
591
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,209
My info is on the back
of the photo.
592
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,920
If any of your employees
remember anything,
have 'em call me.
593
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:57,297
Absolutely.
594
00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:10,769
Do we know Sim Reaper's dead?
595
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:14,022
We cracked open a 1000-dollar
bottle of wine that my father
bequeathed to me.
596
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,774
We were supposed to hand
it down to our children.
597
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,860
But we like to live
in the moment.
And this felt like one.
598
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,236
So you were happy about it?
599
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,322
- Delighted.
- Euphoric.
600
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:24,407
Can you reposition me? I can't
really see their faces.
601
00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:26,993
Oh, sorry about that.
602
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:30,497
My partner here found a Yelp
review of your establishment,
The Best All Around Donuts...
603
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:31,915
Former establishment.
604
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:33,541
...written by the Sim Reaper.
605
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,001
Okay, right there is good.
606
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:36,961
Which was the online
alias of Simon Cutler.
607
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,088
Mmm-hmm.
608
00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:41,716
"I told these morons
when I ordered their crullers,
'No peanuts, morons.'
609
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,385
"But the morons said they
were nut-free, so I ate them
and they almost killed me.
610
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:46,638
"Now I'm taking
my business elsewhere
611
00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:49,933
"and using every breath I take
to obliterate their pitiful
little crap-shack."
612
00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:53,186
Not the sort of feedback
you'd display on your
cash register, was it?
613
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:55,021
Our crullers had no nuts.
614
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,899
Yeah, after we saw the review,
we learned that our canola oil
615
00:30:58,107 --> 00:31:00,485
comes from a factory
where they make peanut oil
in the same machinery.
616
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:01,986
Before we could switch brands,
we were swamped
617
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:03,446
with this tidal wave
of negative reviews.
618
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,406
"I found a rat tail
in my maple bar."
619
00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:06,658
Outrageous stuff like that.
620
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,910
We put our life savings
into that place.
621
00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,912
Like that, it was gone.
622
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,456
I mean, he must've
generated 50 scathing
reviews on his own.
623
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:15,625
That killed your business.
624
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:19,462
If you wanted to kill him,
it also gave you an idea
on how to do it.
625
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:21,965
Anaphylactic shock.
626
00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:24,843
That's what killed him?
The reports didn't say.
627
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,095
To the rest of the world he
was this mysterious shut-in.
628
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,430
But you knew where he lived.
You brought him crullers.
629
00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:31,140
We didn't even know
the guy's real name.
630
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:33,184
We delivered crullers to
a hundred different addresses.
631
00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,103
We weren't delivering
to Sim Reaper.
632
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,438
We likely would've
remembered that address.
633
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:39,858
"Simon Cutler" meant
nothing to us.
634
00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:46,322
They have motive, Clive.
Motive and means.
635
00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:48,825
But you know what?
I don't think they did it.
636
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,327
Maybe you got a different
vibe sitting there
in the room with them,
637
00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:54,747
but from where I sit,
if they were lying,
they were doing it well.
638
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:58,960
Admitting they celebrated
the man's death.
639
00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,461
Were you saying something?
640
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:03,506
My gut says
they're innocent.
641
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:06,801
Which would mean we're back to
no one knew the guy's address.
642
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,678
He never left his house.
643
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,638
That gamer kid I tracked down
implied that the Yelp review
644
00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:14,017
was the only clue anyone had
about where he lived.
645
00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,853
Best All Around Donuts
delivered in
a three-mile radius.
646
00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:18,730
What did he say?
647
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,816
He wasn't going to stop
eating donuts completely.
648
00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:26,029
"I'm taking my business
elsewhere."
649
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,657
Do you realize
what that means?
650
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:33,494
There must be other
donut shops that delivered
to that same area! Right?
651
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:37,582
Are you there, Clive?
652
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,335
Yeah, he probably realized
what that means.
653
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,441
- I thought it was broken.
- Oh, it was.
654
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,360
It works intermittently.
655
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,946
Must be a loose wire
or something.
656
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,322
Or something.
657
00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,618
What you working on?
658
00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:17,997
Oh, one of my clients
wants a trend analysis
report on nesting.
659
00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:21,584
Is it over, or is it
transitioning into cocooning?
660
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,045
Huh!
661
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,422
Here's what happened
today on my job.
662
00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:29,592
A cop came in looking
for my dead delivery boy.
663
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:33,846
Dead?
664
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,181
That's terrible.
665
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:37,684
Oh, Jackie.
666
00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:40,395
Nesting is so over.
667
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,447
The crime scene photos
from Simon's basement show
668
00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,741
several empty boxes
from Donuts Etc.
669
00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:56,911
I spoke to the manager
and he wouldn't provide me
with a list of employees.
670
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,665
He said he'd need a warrant.
I'm not sure a judge is gonna
buy our logic on this.
671
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,209
- The Donuts Etc. on King?
- Yeah. Why?
672
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,003
Let me call you right back.
673
00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:13,094
Another
mom and pop donut shop.
Rudimentary security.
674
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:16,514
Nothing a little SQL injection
won't reduce to rubble.
675
00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:18,558
Boom! Authenticated.
676
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:22,353
Welcome to the database.
Your employee lists, please.
677
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:25,273
Grazie.
678
00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,233
All the hacking in the world
doesn't make up
679
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:29,402
for slipshod record keeping.
680
00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:32,572
No clue which ones
are the delivery guys.
No termination dates.
681
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:36,409
Hundreds of names.
Okay, one by one it is.
682
00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:48,254
Who just had a birthday?
683
00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,339
'Cause one of you wanted
Simon Cutler to know
684
00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:53,843
even as he was
choking to death,
that you were the killer.
685
00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:32,298
Ring Around the Rosie?
686
00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:44,685
Well, well, well.
Look who's back from the dead.
687
00:35:44,894 --> 00:35:47,480
She walks.
688
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,857
Am I walking?
689
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:54,612
I feel like my feet are little
hovercrafts, gliding six
inches above the ground.
690
00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:56,781
I should probably sit. Whoo!
691
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,324
Hey, way to stick the landing.
692
00:35:58,533 --> 00:36:00,535
Sorry, heavily medicated.
693
00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:02,703
Took a few pills
for what ails me.
694
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:05,331
I hope you also took the bus.
695
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:07,834
- What's up?
- I had a vision.
696
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:10,336
It was the moment
that the birthday card
shot confetti
697
00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:13,339
and peanut dust
into the face
of Simon Cutler.
698
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:18,136
It was just as we pe-spected.
Subsected? Suspected?
699
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,681
But there was another thing.
The card had
a music chip in it.
700
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:24,934
When Cutler opened it,
Ring Around the Rosie
started playing.
701
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:28,896
A message from the killer.
He wanted Cutler
to know who he was.
702
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:32,567
Cutler stepped on the card.
The chip must have fallen
into the deep shag.
703
00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:35,319
You know,
if we can get the list of
Donuts Etc. employees,
704
00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:37,989
we can see if there
are any names on there
that make sense.
705
00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:41,576
Uh, yeah. I got my hands
on just such a list.
706
00:36:41,784 --> 00:36:43,494
Don't ask, and I won't lie.
707
00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:46,205
I don't suppose there was
a Rosie on the list?
708
00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:47,874
Or a Freddy Ring?
709
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,168
That song was about
the Black Plague.
710
00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:53,087
The black plague was caused
by rats, and there was
a Ratzinger on the list
711
00:36:53,296 --> 00:36:55,631
with a birthday last month,
but that's not our guy.
712
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,051
You know who our guy is?
You wanna just share?
713
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,887
I'm building the drama.
714
00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,930
I'm at the edge of my seat.
715
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:09,103
Yeah, I've seen this guy.
716
00:37:11,189 --> 00:37:12,481
From the crime scene.
717
00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:15,151
"Did he suffer?"
That's what he asked.
718
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:19,155
And his name? Sean Posey.
719
00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:21,574
As in, "Pocketful of posies,
we all fall down."
720
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,326
I got that shot
off his Facebook page.
721
00:37:23,534 --> 00:37:25,661
Tell me his birthday matches
the date of the murder.
722
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:29,165
No such luck.
But his sister's does.
723
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:34,921
Okay, enough with
the escalating drama.
Who's his sister?
724
00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:37,298
Your name, then.
I'm happy to look it up.
725
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:41,969
I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie.
I am the keeper of the web.
726
00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:46,140
CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
tremble before me.
727
00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:49,602
I am invisible, intangible,
untouchable.
728
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:52,104
I am the bringer
of cyber-darkness.
729
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:56,317
Fail me, and I will delete you
like so much digital noise.
730
00:38:00,071 --> 00:38:02,114
What a ridiculous man.
731
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:05,284
But not one
to make idle threats.
732
00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:07,703
Your sister posted the call
on her Facebook page.
733
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:10,081
One of her friends
put it on YouTube.
734
00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:14,460
Two million hits later,
he hacked into all of your
sister's personal accounts.
735
00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:17,338
Facebook, OkCupid,
Instagram, e-mail.
736
00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:20,967
He messed with all of her
tax records and insurance,
medical, DMV.
737
00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:25,012
Posted photoshopped
pornographic images
of her on Twitter.
738
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:28,099
He destroyed her life.
739
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:32,687
Got her fired.
Broke up her relationship.
Gave her a criminal record.
740
00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:36,774
Put her on sex offender
and no-fly lists.
741
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,859
Humiliated her.
742
00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:44,991
After a year of that
harassment,
743
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:48,077
she couldn't take it anymore,
744
00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:51,831
so she went to
the Aurora Bridge
and jumped to her death.
745
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,294
Your only clue to Sim Reaper's
real identity was the Best
All Around Donuts review.
746
00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,296
That gave you a three-mile
delivery radius.
747
00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,132
So you got a job
at a donut shop
that served the same area.
748
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:06,012
I got jobs at three
donut shops in the area
before I found him.
749
00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:12,184
You have a finance degree from
the University of Chicago.
750
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,062
Weren't you a little
overqualified
to deliver donuts?
751
00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:21,360
You realize you'll probably
752
00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:23,529
spend the rest
of your life in jail.
753
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,161
It was worth it.
754
00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:40,129
Sean Posey
let a tragedy ruin his life.
755
00:39:40,338 --> 00:39:42,757
His sister died,
and he couldn't get past it.
756
00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:45,051
Now two lives are ruined.
757
00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:48,846
What was it Mom said?
Right before
"Sit up straight"?
758
00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:51,432
Something about not letting
life pass me by.
759
00:39:59,148 --> 00:40:00,441
Hey.
760
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,276
Hey.
761
00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:05,696
I thought maybe we could
pick up the date
from where we left off.
762
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:11,285
I think we left off
at me awkwardly
fleeing your apartment.
763
00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:16,290
A little before that, then.
The part where you made
a move and I ducked it.
764
00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:18,918
Yes, please.
Let me relive that.
765
00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,545
It wasn't my finest
moment, either.
766
00:40:21,754 --> 00:40:24,298
You spent six years
thinking your life was going
in a different direction.
767
00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:26,384
I think you're allowed
a duck or two.
768
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:28,219
I get it.
You're still not over him.
769
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:31,263
No. But I'm a little closer.
770
00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:33,724
Liv, it's fine.
I'm in no rush to...
771
00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:44,527
Argh! That's rubbish.
772
00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:46,821
You're rubbish.
And I am the man
that takes out the rubbish.
773
00:40:47,029 --> 00:40:49,323
Hey! I found a good,
clean shot of the Candyman!
774
00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:50,950
Check your text!
775
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,494
No worries. I can check
my phone, trim my beard,
776
00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:56,330
and still trounce
this pathetic pillock.
777
00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:06,590
Do you think she sucked
the marrow from life?
778
00:41:06,799 --> 00:41:09,468
I think she did. She
looks like a marrow-sucker.
779
00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:11,595
Forget her. Look at this.
780
00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:13,514
Major found the Candyman
and someone else.
781
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,312
Blaine isn't robbing graves
to feed himself.
782
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,565
It would appear not.
783
00:41:22,773 --> 00:41:26,777
All those kids missing
from the skate park...
Major's kids...
784
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:33,117
I'm glad
you found this space.
You're so close to my house.
785
00:41:34,785 --> 00:41:37,830
Although my waistline wishes
you were in Tacoma.
786
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:42,960
Ooh! Hello.
Rabbit pistachio terrine.
787
00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:46,380
You're hiring?
Because my son needs a job.
788
00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:48,924
He's 16. Is that too young?
789
00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:54,722
Let's have him
fill out an application,
see what happens.