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LIV: Previously on iZombie...
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CLIVE: All three victims
shot in the head.
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They were killed because
they were zombies.
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OFFICER: Seattle PD.
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I'm not the only one who knew
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I had brain eaters
living next door.
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See? Message board.
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MAJOR: I promised Natalie
I'd be the first thing she saw
when she defrosted.
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I need to find her before
things go south for me.
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- How long do I have?
- Weeks.
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I've developed a serum
that could potentially undo
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the memory loss
that accompanies
the second zombie cure.
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The way we left things,
I didn't think you...
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Don't!
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So, Doc. How's my ticker?
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Deafening.
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Well, you don't appear
poised to shuffle off
this mortal coil.
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That makes one of us.
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(WATER FIZZING)
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The bad news is,
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all the memories you lost
when you took the cure
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that turned you
from a zombie back to human?
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None of them were restored by
the serum you took yesterday.
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That's not the worst bad news,
from where I sit.
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Granted.
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But as you know,
my other zombie patients
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would prefer
to keep their memories.
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So, how long
before we know for sure
whether the serum works?
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Could be a few days.
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Now, if you wake up
Saturday morning
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and there's still been
no change,
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I'd be confident the serum
is completely ineffective.
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- And completely non-lethal.
- Mmm.
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All right.
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I'm setting this
for 6:00 a.m. Saturday.
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- I'll let you know ASAP.
- Noon will be fine.
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Meantime,
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you should find someone
to keep an eye on you.
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In case things take
a sudden turn for the worse.
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LIV: Morning, boys.
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- Any old memories yet?
- BLAINE: Not yet.
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It's still too soon.
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Hey, thanks for coming out
to the show last night.
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And for only yelling
"Freebird!" like,
a dozen times.
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Yeah, nice set.
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Too bad this
24-hour party person
couldn't make it.
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Next time, Doc.
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Rough night, eh, playa?
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Please keep your rebuke
to a dull roar.
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Oh, I'll let God
be your judge.
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But let's review the facts,
shall we?
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First, you tell Peyton
that you're in love with her,
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leaving her confused
and speechless,
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and then you take home
your old boss
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for a drunken hate-bonk.
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And when Peyton shows up to
say that she's ready to take
a chance on Pavi or Rayton
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or whatever it is that you two
would call yourselves,
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you kiss her,
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while your latest conquest is
in the next room.
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Not good.
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I know.
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Also,
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I believe God is a woman,
so, you're really screwed.
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Did you hear about Yolanda's
on-site with Dr. Klein?
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I heard she sold him a dozen
CAD/CAM Intraoral Scanners.
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Honestly? From what I heard
about how Yolanda closed,
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teeth aren't the only thing
that Dr. Klein likes to drill.
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Hey, you kids hear the latest
on Rolf's green card?
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- Did it finally get approved?
- I doubt it.
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You know how Rolf's
been telling everybody
that he's Austrian?
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Well, it turns out
his grandfather was German.
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(SOFTLY) Very German.
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Make sure the camera
gets your good side.
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Oh, and save an everything
for Felicia.
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She's off her
gluten-free diet... Again.
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D'you know
how Ron got his limp?
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I didn't even know
he had a limp, Cheryl.
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- Then you're gonna
love this. Supposedly...
- (FIRE ALARM RINGING)
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Don't panic, people!
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Come with me
if you wanna live!
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Come on!
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Yup, yup.
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That fire alarm is
probably gonna be
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the most exciting thing
that happens today.
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Unless Earl comes by
to pick up my quarterlies.
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Felicia!
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- You're so bad!
- Yeah!
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Tell you what else I'd like
to have Earl pick up.
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Cheryl?
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Swear to God, Cheryl.
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My feelings about Earl
do not leave this room.
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You hear me?
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Cheryl?
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(JAN SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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Seriously, Jan.
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Get it together.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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RAVI: Imagine being found like
that on the office toilet.
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One more reason
to telecommute.
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Victim's name is
Cheryl Warren.
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Single, age 39.
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Top salesperson at Dentelco,
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the Northwest's leading
dental equipment supplier.
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Lab results show her death
was caused by yogurt
spiked with Utopium,
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which reacted to
deadly effect with Cheryl's
prescription anti-depressants.
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Well, no suicide note,
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and she'd just booked
a vacation to Hawaii.
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Could be
what we're looking at here is
an office prank gone wrong.
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Someone slipped Utopium
in her yogurt as a joke?
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A security cam
picked up Cheryl
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removing the sealed
yogurt container
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from the office fridge
at 11:09 a.m.
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Witnesses say she walked
straight to her desk
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and started eating the yogurt.
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But the tox results show
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that the Utopium-laced yogurt
that killed her
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was ingested
a full 30 minutes after.
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She took a half an hour
to eat a yogurt?
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Well, she was interrupted
by an unscheduled fire alarm.
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Triggered at 11:13 by
a pull-box on the fifth floor,
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where Cheryl and the other
sales associates worked.
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Employees exited the building,
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remaining outside
until the all-clear, at 11:38.
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So, working theory?
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A fifth-floor coworker pulled
the fire alarm as a diversion?
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Right.
Then spiked Cheryl's yogurt
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when everyone else
had cleared out.
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I'll start bringing in
all the fifth-floor employees.
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I'll eat Cheryl brain.
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I'll wait for you
to go Willy Loman
and depress me further.
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Or sell me a spit sink.
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RAVI: You know the old saying,
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"A watched pot never boils,"
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until its contents
reach a temperature
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at which the vapor pressure
of the liquid
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is equal to the pressure
exerted on the liquid
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by the surrounding atmosphere.
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MAJOR: It still
doesn't seem real.
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Fillmore-Graves has got
my unit on call.
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In the next few days,
our boots could be
on the ground
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halfway around the world.
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I should go in your place.
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I've got nothing else
to live for.
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(COUGHING)
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Your inhaler?
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(INHALES)
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(RAVI SIGHS)
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(MAJOR SIGHS)
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I think it's time.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Liv,
are you still at the morgue?
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(POUCH UNZIPPING)
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These 17 syringes constitute
the world's entire supply
of the cure.
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Side effects may include
complete and total
memory loss.
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It won't be long
before you have an episode
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too severe
for that inhaler to help.
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You keep it somewhere
you can get to it.
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What's up with you?
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You look like the zombie
who ate the canary's brain.
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It's just...
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Blaine and Peyton.
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I saw them duck into the alley
last night after his set.
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No.
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They were out there
for quite a while.
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Doing what?
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You tell me.
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Hey.
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I was just thinking about you.
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Well, that can't be the best
use of taxpayer dollars.
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I was doing it pro bono.
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What's up?
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I was just wondering...
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What are you doing between
now and Saturday morning?
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Here's the latest
on the Tuttle-Reid murders.
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I printed all
the zombie-related comments
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from that
online message board.
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Here's your half.
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Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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What do you think
Cavanaugh and Devore
are talking about in there?
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Probably the same thing
we are,
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the Tuttle-Reid murders.
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Oh.
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We need to
go through these ASAP.
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Anybody who's been
on that message board
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would have reason
to believe that...
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Wally's family were zombies,
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and would have known
where the family lived.
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Look for any comments that
seem particularly murderous.
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OFFICER: Babineaux.
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Okay, Dentelco's
head of HR is here.
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You ready to get into this?
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You're sure that's
what they're talking about
in there?
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Then what's with Devore
wearing a padded bra today?
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What the hell is up with you?
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The thing you should know
right off the top,
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Cheryl was a huge gossip.
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- Ah...
- There it is.
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Just the worst,
God rest her soul.
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An absolute nightmare.
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If she wasn't such
a tremendous salesperson,
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we would have let her go
long ago.
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But those big ears
and loose lips of hers
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caused all kinds of trouble.
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Such as?
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Complaints from
other sales associates,
which I had to document.
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Reprimands from HR,
which I had to write.
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Could we take a look at those?
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Sure.
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It's all in here.
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Come to Momma.
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Jim Davies,
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in sales at Dentelco
for seven years.
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And you worked in the cubicle
right next to Cheryl for...
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- The past five.
- Must've been tough.
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Especially when she spread
the word about your affair.
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With a dental hygienist
named Todd.
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Thanks to Cheryl's gossiping,
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your wife found out
about Todd,
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then divorced you and took
your kids to Virginia Beach.
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His ex moved to Virginia.
(WHISPERS) She's with the FBI.
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But I wasn't mad at Cheryl.
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Actually relieved
to be done living a lie.
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Still, your desk puts you
in the perfect spot
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to doctor Cheryl's yogurt
during the hubbub,
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just after the fire alarm
went off.
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I was the first one
out the door,
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and the first to make it
to the gathering spot.
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I'm sure your coworkers
can confirm that.
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Did you happen
to notice who was last
to the gathering spot?
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- Pretty sure it was Pete.
- Ooh.
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Pete!
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CLIVE: Pete Aboud...
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We hear you were the last one
out of the building
after the fire alarm.
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I was on the phone.
A sales call.
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- So, you weren't in
the kitchen stealing food?
- No.
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I guess you stopped doing that
after Cheryl complained
so much
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about her food being stolen
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that HR installed
a kitchen security cam.
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The one that caught you
in flagrante yogurt-o.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
That all started when I ate
one string-cheese of Cheryl's
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a couple of years ago.
Honest mistake.
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But she made
such a big deal about it
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that I just kept
stealing her food.
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Tell me about this sales call.
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My numbers were down.
It would've been huge.
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This bluebird calls from this
new dental group in Portland
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looking to buy a dozen chairs
with all the trimmings.
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We keep talking
10, 15 minutes
after the alarm.
250
00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,347
She's ready
to pull the trigger.
251
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,225
Then, all of a sudden,
she gets a case
of gelato feet.
252
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,894
(MIMICKING) "Let-a me
run this-a by my-a boss."
253
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,729
- She was Italian?
- Sounded like it.
254
00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:09,939
This bluebird have a name?
255
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,108
Georgina Galleano,
256
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,236
at Burnside Dental Associates
in Portland.
257
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,071
CLIVE: I'll have a uni
run this down.
258
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,281
Cavanaugh is dressing nicer.
259
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,410
(WHISPERS) You think
he's been working out?
260
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,419
Hack, slash, hack, slash.
261
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,379
I mean, really,
what's the point?
262
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,131
Oh, come on.
263
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,174
The point is
to use your wraith abilities
264
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:39,927
to exact revenge
on the forces of Sauron.
265
00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:41,595
In the larger sense.
266
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,099
In a world absent
meaning and justice.
267
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,018
In a world where Peyton,
268
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:52,148
in front of you and Liv
and my own eyes,
269
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,858
actually defended Blaine
270
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,402
for not wanting to take
the memory serum.
271
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,903
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
272
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:01,574
RAVI: Who is it from?
273
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:02,950
Blaine.
274
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,871
He got a brain order
from Osborne Oates.
275
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,665
That's the guy who bought
Natalie out of the basement
of Max Rager.
276
00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,083
He's back in town.
277
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:12,168
Hey...
278
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,253
You wanna come help me
stake out his place?
279
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:15,671
Just look for Natalie?
280
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,758
I hate sex slavery
as much as anyone,
281
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,510
but I don't feel like
going out in public
at the moment.
282
00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:23,304
Ravi, it's a stakeout,
all right?
283
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,680
We'll hunker down in my car.
284
00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,348
You don't even
have to wear pants.
285
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:31,979
Why not?
286
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,689
(GROANING)
287
00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:38,235
I've got nothing else
to live for.
288
00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:41,947
And we know you're good
at waiting in cars.
289
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,452
CLIVE: Vicky Ernst...
290
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,162
It says here that
our victim, Cheryl,
291
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,664
outed you for abusing
company sick-leave policy.
292
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,833
Sometimes, my boss
makes personal calls
293
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:55,461
on our office phone
to England.
294
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,758
It also says here
that Cheryl's tattling
cost you a big promotion.
295
00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:03,010
More promotions,
more problems.
Am I right?
296
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,845
All right, here's a problem.
297
00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:06,847
So far, no one's been
able to place you
298
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:08,307
after that fire alarm
went off.
299
00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:09,809
Did you pull it, Vicky?
300
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,310
It's okay. You can tell me.
301
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:14,313
When the alarm went off,
I was in the bathroom. Alone.
302
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,774
I came out
and I saw Jim running
for the stairs.
303
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,360
- He yelled for me to follow.
- So, Jim could vouch for you?
304
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,530
That's right. We went
right downstairs and out
to the gathering spot.
305
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,532
Rhonda saw us.
She was already there.
306
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,993
That's Rhonda... Diaz?
307
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,205
You're saying
she wasn't in the office
when the alarm went off?
308
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,375
Maybe Rhonda had
a better place to be.
309
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,127
I was at the coffee shop.
310
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,712
The one three blocks
west of the office.
311
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,381
- Any way to confirm that?
- Yep.
312
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,843
I paid with my phone.
I have the receipt right here.
313
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:47,054
11:02 charge.
314
00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:49,723
I heard the fire alarm go off
when I was walking
back into the building.
315
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,017
So, you went to
the gathering spot.
Who'd you see there?
316
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,520
Jim and Vicky.
They got there
before anyone else.
317
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,606
Um...
318
00:14:57,815 --> 00:14:59,942
I'm afraid I have to ask,
Rhonda,
319
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,902
on the matter of motive.
320
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:03,279
We...
321
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,114
Um...
322
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,907
We know Cheryl found out
323
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:09,535
that you had formerly
worked as a, um...
324
00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:13,831
How should I put this?
325
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,291
(WHISPERS) Porn star.
326
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,419
Once she learned
about your former career,
327
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,588
Cheryl e-mailed your...
328
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:24,008
- Filmography
to your coworkers.
- RHONDA: Yep.
329
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,759
That's the kind of gal
she was.
330
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,303
So, you were
understandably angry.
331
00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:30,389
With a body like this,
you think it's the first time
332
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:32,683
I've had to deal with
a hostile workplace
environment?
333
00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:33,642
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
334
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,104
(WHISTLES)
335
00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:39,648
There are, like,
80 movies here.
336
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,276
How long did you work
in the porn business?
337
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,611
Five months.
338
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,488
We need to get
Pete back in here.
339
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:55,164
RAVI: What's this
Osborne Oates do anyway?
340
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:57,499
MAJOR:
He's in the diamond biz.
341
00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,461
Oh. A Bond villain.
342
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,795
Good.
343
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,465
You think Natalie is
somewhere in there?
344
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,800
He's got a wife and kids.
345
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,928
I doubt he'd have
his mistress living here.
346
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,388
I figure Natalie's
in a second location
347
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,891
which Mr. Oates is gonna
lead us to.
348
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:18,938
All we have to do is affix
this GPS tracking device
to his car.
349
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,858
The one parked behind
those massive gates?
350
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,361
Dude, don't pitch problems,
all right?
351
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,071
You're the brainy sidekick.
352
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,615
The guy with answers
as sharp as his wit is dry.
353
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,621
Peyton, I have been dying
to talk to you.
354
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,790
You should've seen Ravi
at work today.
355
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,959
Hungover. Mopey.
356
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,670
Still hasn't showered
by the looks of it.
357
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,171
Not to mention
the smell of it.
358
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,756
- Ravi can eat a bag of...
- Oh!
359
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,634
I didn't realize
you had company.
360
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,761
Company with cocktails.
361
00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:52,805
Old Fashioned?
362
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,141
The drink, not the concept
of a manservant.
363
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,434
I can make another.
364
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,311
Sure.
365
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:05,401
Ravi said someone should
keep an eye on Blaine
in case he starts to...
366
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,694
- You know...
- Die.
367
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,070
Yeah, that.
368
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:10,155
I offered up our couch
for a few nights.
369
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,573
I hope that's okay.
370
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,952
- Okay.
- BLAINE: I don't wanna impose.
371
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,871
I will be out of here
at dawn's early light
on Saturday.
372
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,459
(SNORING)
373
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,172
- (DOG BARKING)
- (ENGINE STARTING)
374
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:31,552
MAJOR: Hey.
375
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,762
Go time.
376
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,348
Then go already.
377
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,697
Did I really need to be awake
for this part?
378
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,115
There's that dry wit.
379
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,533
(ENGINE STARTING)
380
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,218
MAJOR: Damn it.
We're losing him.
381
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,763
"We?"
I told you to drive faster.
382
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,351
(TIRES SCREECHING)
383
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,571
Get out.
384
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,239
Both of you.
385
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,950
(RAVI WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
386
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,167
Over here. Now!
387
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,378
Grab some hood!
388
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,651
Major Lilywhite.
389
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,611
If we ever see you again,
390
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,617
I'm gonna kill you
with this gun.
391
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,291
- Got it?
- Got it. Loud and clear.
392
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,676
(COUGHING)
393
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,598
(COUGHING)
394
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,809
(MAJOR PANTING)
395
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,269
Now he's got it.
396
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,207
(LAUGHING WEAKLY)
397
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,335
You look awfully pleased
for a man
398
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,795
who just got kicked
in the kidneys.
399
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,214
What on Earth were you...
400
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,759
Oh, God. The tracking device.
401
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,179
- I slipped it in his pocket.
- Are you mental?
402
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,681
- He just threatened
to kill you!
- If...
403
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,683
...they see me again.
404
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:26,310
We'll just have to make sure
they don't.
405
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,855
Listen to me, Major.
You're not responsible
for Natalie.
406
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,857
- I made a promise.
- Well, of course you did.
407
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,108
She was gonna kill herself.
408
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,943
But now, you're the one
acting suicidal.
409
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,362
You're not Galahad
questing for the Holy Grail.
410
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,907
You're Don Quixote
tilting at windmills.
411
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,952
These guys are zombies.
412
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,289
They know
how to eliminate zombies.
413
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,876
You're right.
414
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:53,462
I'll stay away.
415
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,173
Let's get out of here.
416
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,127
Victim's spleen appears
abnormally enlarged.
417
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,339
You know what else
appears abnormal?
418
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,424
The way Peyton and Blaine
were acting last night.
419
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,593
Very chummy as they watched
The Usual Suspects,
420
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,887
and that is the last thing
that I will say about that.
421
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:46,515
The loveliest trick
of the devil
422
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,183
is to persuade you
he doesn't exist.
423
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,521
Five hundred and eighty grams.
424
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,193
- Okay, one more thing...
- (DRILL WHIRRING)
425
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,198
So, remember how Pete
"the string-cheese thief"
Aboud
426
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,702
told us he was on the phone
to his bluebird
Georgina Galleano,
427
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,288
at Burnside Dental Associates
in Portland
428
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,831
when Cheryl's yogurt
was laced?
429
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:11,665
Yeah.
430
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,084
Well, turns out
the only non-fiction part
of that sentence
431
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,252
is "Portland."
432
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,171
Burnside Dental Associates,
not a real thing.
433
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,465
Georgina Galleano,
not a real person.
434
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:21,675
Interesting.
435
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:22,968
Glad you think so.
436
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,970
On this thumb drive,
437
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,139
one month's worth
of recorded sales calls.
438
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,474
I'll review them.
Find out whether
someone called Pete,
439
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,143
or if he made up
his whole alibi.
440
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,519
Oh, boy.
441
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:33,812
Another binder?
442
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,023
Well, it turns out
443
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,067
Pete and the other salespeople
use company cell phones.
444
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:42,029
So we have access to
all those calls and texts.
445
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:43,613
For you.
446
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,992
I will juice you like
an orange, my friend.
447
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,287
Meanwhile, I'm still only
halfway through my half
448
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,331
of the zombie-haters
message board.
449
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,666
No sex. No intrigue.
450
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,169
Just "Zombies bad.
Blah, blah, blah, blah."
451
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:02,382
Liv.
452
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,469
Listen.
I found Pete's mystery call.
453
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:09,473
WOMAN: (ON RECORDING)
I like the Ergo-Matic's
price point, Pete.
454
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,974
- (FIRE ALARM RINGING)
- And here's the fire alarm...
455
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:12,142
JIM: Come with me if you wanna live!
456
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,436
PETE: Georgina, can I call you
back in a few minutes?
457
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,730
WOMAN: I thought you cared
about me and my business, Pete.
458
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,107
- PETE: I do, Georgina, but...
- Good.
459
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,277
WOMAN: So, do you think
there's any wiggle room
on the price?
460
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:25,655
- (STOPS RECORDING)
- Does it sound like
Georgina is in on it?
461
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,491
Like she's trying
to keep Pete on the phone?
462
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,451
And I just found
something weird.
463
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:33,288
A text from Cheryl-outed-me,
blew-up-my-marriage Jim
464
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:35,624
to Cheryl-caught-me-
abusing-sick-days Vicky.
465
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,793
The minute
before the alarm went off.
466
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,586
Let's bring 'em in.
467
00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:41,880
Ask 'em what that's about.
468
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,300
What am I looking at here?
469
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:47,135
That binder contains
all the texts
470
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,221
sent on Dentelco phones
this month.
471
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,682
The one we've circled is
one you received from Jim.
472
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,017
Okay.
473
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,268
Jim and I text a lot.
474
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,938
It came in one minute before
the fire alarm was pulled.
475
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:01,733
The entire text is
a single exclamation point.
What was that about?
476
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,568
You said you were
in a bathroom at the time.
477
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,487
Oh...
478
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,323
You know, that's just
this thing me and Jim do.
479
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:10,242
We send each other
an exclamation point
480
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,535
when we see something funny.
481
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:14,746
I read a lot of texts
between you and Jim
over the past few weeks,
482
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,915
but this was
the first exclamation point.
483
00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:18,500
You sure this wasn't a signal?
484
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:21,962
Just one question, Jim.
485
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:26,425
The exclamation point
you texted Vicky,
what was that about?
486
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:31,263
Um...
487
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,142
That must've been a butt dial.
488
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:46,611
I'm still trying
to piece together
489
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,655
exactly what went down
with Jim and Vicky.
490
00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,866
Those two were
up to something.
That's for sure.
491
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:52,451
I like them for pulling
the fire alarm
492
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,161
and slipping Cheryl
the Utopium,
493
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,246
but I can't figure
how they could've done that
494
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,373
and been the first ones
to leave the building.
495
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:04,838
Oh, my.
496
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,840
You will not believe
what I'm looking at.
497
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:11,344
CHERYL: Rhonda was in pornos!
I kid you not.
498
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,637
VICKY: No!
499
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:17,225
I suppose I could put you
on retainer, Mr. Racy.
500
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:22,856
But I would prefer you put me
on your very large...
501
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:24,858
(EXHALES)
502
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:27,068
Clive! I just had a vision!
503
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,488
Let me double-check something
and I'll call you right back.
504
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,117
We need to find
a Rhonda Hardbody porno
505
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,786
where she plays
a private eye's
sexy Italian client.
506
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,039
Why not?
507
00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:40,665
I've got nothing better to do.
508
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,626
It's one of the movies
on this list.
509
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,461
Focus on the crime thrillers.
510
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,130
So, ignore remakes
of classics, such as
511
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:50,008
The Magnificent Seven-Way,
Bone-Hur...
512
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:52,219
No doubt part of the
Criterion Hard-Core
Collection.
513
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,637
If you're not up to it...
514
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,305
I'll muddle through.
515
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:58,225
You see,
I believe in justice, Liv.
516
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:01,019
(SCOFFS)
517
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,022
I always thought
I'd go for cremation.
518
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,608
But this ain't so bad.
519
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,653
What if I tortured animals
as a kid?
520
00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:10,987
Um...
521
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,950
They say a lot of killers
do that when they're kids.
522
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,577
I'm sure you didn't.
523
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:18,954
What if my memory comes back,
524
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:21,164
and I just see stuff
that I'm unequipped
to deal with?
525
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:22,582
That's not the Blaine I know.
526
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,876
You can't just
assume the worst.
527
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,254
Yeah, well, the Blaine
you knew killed people.
528
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:28,630
Okay, and behavior like that
529
00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,173
just doesn't
come out of the blue.
530
00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:33,051
A few of those people probably
begged for their lives.
531
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,304
Maybe you'll find
some good memories in there.
532
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:39,849
People you loved
who loved you back.
533
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:42,602
You've taken
the warped tour, Peyton.
You met my dad.
534
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,480
You got an inkling of what
my childhood was like.
535
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:47,649
You get what
you're hoping for,
536
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:48,817
and I'll get back
all the memories
537
00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,819
that led me to becoming
a murdering brain-dealer.
538
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,029
Or, maybe...
539
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,408
Maybe your memories come back,
540
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,869
but you stay this new
and improved version
of Blaine.
541
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:02,330
A boy can hope.
542
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:07,794
(MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)
543
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,381
Okay, next thing we need to do
is pound these breasts.
544
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,592
What did that poor chicken
ever do to you?
545
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,927
It crossed the road. And me.
546
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,470
- Now it's payback time.
- (CHUCKLES)
547
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:19,931
LIV: Hey, you two.
548
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,182
What's happening?
549
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,019
Chicken cordon bleu,
that's what.
550
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,395
PEYTON: Wanna get in on it?
551
00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:27,063
We bought enough pour toi.
552
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,857
Oh, in that case, merci.
553
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,484
But first, I must visit
your salle de bain.
554
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,197
So, is he remembering stuff?
555
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:38,533
Still nothing.
556
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:41,244
You realize if he doesn't
get something soon,
I'm gonna stay like this
557
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:42,746
and the Major we know
will disappear.
558
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:44,831
I know.
559
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:46,041
I hope so.
560
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,462
Starting to wonder
if you've lost sight
of the big picture here.
561
00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,175
CLIVE: What do you two
want to show me?
562
00:27:57,594 --> 00:28:02,307
Rhonda in the role
of Lady Effamia Duro,
563
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:05,393
looking for her
husband's killer,
in the hard-boiled,
564
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,228
triple-X thriller,
565
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:09,773
Hump Me Deadly.
566
00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:12,609
Does she play it
with an Italian accent?
567
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,153
(CHUCKLES) And then some.
568
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,364
I found it after going
through her porn-noirs.
569
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:20,283
The All-Tease Phallus...
Farewell, My Lusty...
570
00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:22,869
- Dial "M" for Moisture...
- Okay, I get it.
571
00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:24,621
Sorry for making you watch
all those.
572
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,373
A welcome diversion.
573
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,875
I may have become
Rhonda Hardbody's biggest fan.
574
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,586
And here's
Georgina's sales call.
575
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,214
WOMAN: (ON RECORDING)
I like the Ergo-Matic's
price point, Pete,
576
00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:36,341
but how does it compare
feature-wise
577
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:37,926
to the Royal Brougham?
578
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,720
And here's Lady Effamia.
579
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,222
- Right.
- (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)
580
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:46,142
RHONDA:
I suppose I could put you
on retainer, Mr. Racy.
581
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:52,315
But I would prefer you put me
on your very large desk.
582
00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:54,651
The voices match.
583
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:56,111
Yeah. If she didn't show up
in your records,
584
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,405
she was probably
using a burner phone.
585
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,657
Does this mean you'll be
bringing Rhonda back in again?
586
00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:02,701
Would asking for an autograph
be out of bounds?
587
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:04,994
Who doesn't look guilty here?
588
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,580
We need blueprints
for the building.
589
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,091
It wasn't easy
to crack this one...
590
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,719
...until I took a look
at the Dentelco floor plans.
591
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,638
You all had solid alibis.
592
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:26,182
Rhonda, you were
out of the office
on a coffee run.
593
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,893
Jim, you were
leading everyone
to the gathering spot
594
00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,145
and getting there first.
595
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:33,398
Vicky, you were
in the bathroom,
then with Jim.
596
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,401
But we finally figured out
how the prank went down.
597
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:39,571
Starting with Cheryl making it
to her desk with her yogurt.
598
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,990
Jim clocks her
opening the foil.
599
00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,701
That would've been key
to make this plan work.
600
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:47,912
He sends Vicky
the exclamation point text.
601
00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,832
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- A signal for you
to pull the fire alarm.
602
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:54,085
That's the cue for Jim
to act like a hero.
603
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:55,628
Don't panic, people!
604
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,088
Come with me
if you wanna live!
605
00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:58,673
Come on!
606
00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:00,717
CLIVE: Cheryl sets down her yogurt
607
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:03,094
and follows her coworkers
to the stairs.
608
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,181
Meanwhile, Jim's with Vicky
in the women's bathroom,
609
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:08,099
waiting for
the coast to clear,
610
00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:09,809
as Rhonda,
on her coffee run...
611
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,436
Using her dental
equipment savvy
612
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,062
and her sexy Italian accent...
613
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,439
CLIVE: Sets up Pete to take the fall.
614
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,940
LIV: His numbers were down.
615
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,692
CLIVE: You figured
he needed a sale so bad,
616
00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:20,111
he'd stay on the phone
if his desk were on fire.
617
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,739
While you, Rhonda,
distract Pete...
618
00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:32,540
Jim slips the Utopium
in Cheryl's yogurt...
619
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,043
LIV: Hoping to send her on a little trip
620
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,712
that will make her
the butt of office gossip.
621
00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:40,882
CLIVE: Jim then joins Vicky
in the freight elevator,
622
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,301
the little feature I found
when I checked the blueprints.
623
00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:46,513
And which still operates
even after an alarm
has been pulled.
624
00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:50,558
Which enables them
to race to the gathering spot
ahead of the others
625
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,394
making their way down
five flights of steps,
626
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,188
and be vouched for by you,
627
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:57,982
who resented Cheryl
for outing your porn career.
628
00:30:58,191 --> 00:30:59,317
Who wanted to
get back at Cheryl
629
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:01,194
for torpedoing your promotion.
630
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:04,405
Who wanted payback
for her ruining your marriage.
631
00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:06,366
Now, if you wanna see
more of your kids,
632
00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,327
maybe you wanna make a deal
on a manslaughter rap.
633
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,997
If so, I advise you
to step right up.
634
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,041
I only need one of you
to confirm the facts.
635
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,877
Or maybe you'll all decide
to stick to your story.
636
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,671
In which case,
you'd better hope
we don't find
637
00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:22,632
some new evidence that ups
the charge to murder one.
638
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,636
(SIGHS)
639
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,430
We thought it would be funny
to take Cheryl down a peg.
640
00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:32,183
None of us imagined
she would die.
641
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,227
We were all in on it.
642
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:37,105
Vicky recruited me and Rhonda
after a team-building seminar.
643
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,523
Rhonda got the Utopium.
644
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,692
That bitch Cheryl
screwed up our lives.
645
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:44,028
We thought we'd give her
a taste of her own medicine.
646
00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:46,322
Now, we're gonna
spend years in prison.
647
00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,242
She managed to screw us even
worse from beyond the grave.
648
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,664
Just wait till I tell Felicia
in HR.
649
00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:30,742
Excuse me, sir?
650
00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:34,037
Sir!
651
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:03,608
Sir!
652
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:05,234
Sir!
653
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,739
Oh, my God, Major.
654
00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:11,491
Sir, can you come with me?
655
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:12,700
Why did you come here?
656
00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:14,327
GUARD: Sir, I'm gonna
have to call security.
657
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:15,620
To save you?
658
00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,006
NATALIE: What the hell are
you doing?
659
00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:28,883
We need to get you outta here
before your benefactor's
muscle shows up.
660
00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:30,885
And where do you propose I go?
661
00:33:31,094 --> 00:33:33,096
Okay, I know a place.
It's an organized group
of zombies.
662
00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:34,847
They can protect you from
Oates and provide you brains.
663
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,684
You don't get it, Major.
Seattle doesn't work.
664
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,686
This man,
he will hunt me down.
665
00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,729
So, unless your group of
zombies has offices
666
00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:44,440
in Sri Lanka
or the Amalfi Coast,
I can't go.
667
00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:46,401
- I can't walk away
and leave you here.
- I agree.
668
00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:48,569
You can't walk away.
You need to run.
669
00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:51,698
You have no idea
what he'll do to you
if he finds you here.
670
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:53,658
Oh, I have a pretty good idea.
671
00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:55,994
(SIGHS)
672
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:03,876
Don't worry,
673
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,212
I'll figure a way out of this.
674
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:08,297
- Some day.
- I left you once.
675
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,383
I'm not gonna leave you again.
676
00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:11,968
(CAR APPROACHING)
677
00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,179
Okay, you need to go. Now!
678
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:18,099
Here, let me give you this.
679
00:34:18,808 --> 00:34:19,559
What is it?
680
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,769
It'll turn you human again.
681
00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:24,897
Look, you won't need brains
anymore.
682
00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,899
You can go anywhere
you've ever dreamed of.
683
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,401
I... I'll be human again?
684
00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:32,947
That's wonderful, Major.
685
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:34,198
Oh, my God!
686
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,326
After a couple of days,
687
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,246
the memories of your life
and your loved ones,
688
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,539
they'll all start to fade.
689
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,669
Eventually, you won't remember
anyone or anything.
690
00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:49,589
You'll be starting life
as a new person.
691
00:34:52,675 --> 00:34:53,426
Oh.
692
00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:58,639
Please go, Major.
693
00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,278
So, tomorrow morning
you'll be in the clear.
694
00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:15,823
Ravi says if I'm gonna
get back any memories,
it'll happen by then.
695
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:18,284
I'm sorry.
696
00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,371
I want Liv and Major
to be human again.
697
00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,000
I think I've kinda gotten used
to them being zombies.
698
00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:28,669
But I'm not the one
who has to eat brains.
699
00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:29,921
Hey,
700
00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:31,839
I get it.
701
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:33,174
I know.
702
00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:38,513
Which is why I'm so friggin'
attracted to this...
703
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,264
This version of you.
704
00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:43,434
But what if we wake up
tomorrow morning
705
00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:46,729
and that other Blaine is back?
706
00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:50,399
I've been thinking about that
a lot and... I don't know.
707
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,443
Yeah. Me, neither.
708
00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:56,489
What I do know is,
709
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:01,327
if this is my last night
to spend with this Blaine...
710
00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:05,957
I don't wanna waste it.
711
00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,220
Me, neither.
712
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,479
Okay...
713
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,022
Okay, okay, okay, okay...
714
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,274
Okay, okay, okay, okay...
715
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:33,568
All right, all right,
all right.
716
00:36:33,776 --> 00:36:36,028
So, here's the thing,
and I can't believe
I'm saying this,
717
00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,030
I really, really can't,
but, um...
718
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:41,909
Do you think
maybe we should wait?
719
00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:44,579
Yeah.
720
00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,039
Yeah, we should.
721
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,332
No, we definitely should.
722
00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:52,378
If we do anything and tomorrow
you're a different guy?
723
00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:53,588
Yeah, the old guy?
724
00:36:53,838 --> 00:36:55,047
The guy that would
never suggest we wait?
725
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,508
Yeah. If you're him tomorrow,
I'm gonna hate myself.
726
00:36:57,717 --> 00:36:58,801
I would, too.
727
00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:01,220
Except I'd be him.
So, I wouldn't.
728
00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,686
ZACK: All right, people,
Kevlar up!
729
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,105
This is not a drill!
730
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:12,732
This is the real deal!
731
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,400
With real bullets!
732
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,903
So, let's make sure they
do not leave you real dead!
733
00:37:38,716 --> 00:37:41,219
I found an interesting post
from a zombie-hater.
734
00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,763
And I'm finding
my share of those, too.
735
00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:45,348
Harley Johns.
736
00:37:45,556 --> 00:37:47,934
His online signature links
to a local gun range.
737
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:49,018
Check it out.
738
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:58,527
We're just in time for their
Zombie Apocalypse Special.
739
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:09,330
(ALARM RINGING ON CELL PHONE)
740
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:17,255
Am I dreaming,
or is there a beautiful woman
watching over me?
741
00:38:18,589 --> 00:38:19,382
Sorry.
742
00:38:20,174 --> 00:38:21,259
I couldn't sleep.
743
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,094
I guess if I was dreaming,
744
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:25,388
you'd be holding coffee.
745
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:31,978
So? What's the word?
746
00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:35,147
Nothing.
747
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:36,274
(EXHALES)
748
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:41,487
I'm sorry about what this
means for your friends.
749
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,489
I'll start on that coffee.
750
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:44,699
How do you take...
751
00:39:06,721 --> 00:39:07,805
(GUNSHOTS)
752
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:18,107
CLIVE: Excuse me, Mr. Johns?
753
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,946
Mr. Johns!
754
00:39:25,323 --> 00:39:26,782
I thought I smelled something.
755
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,411
Oh, right on, white power.
756
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:33,289
I'm Dr. Moore, with
the Medical Examiner's office.
757
00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:37,752
And I'm Detective Babineaux,
SPD homicide.
758
00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:40,171
Hey, be my guest.
759
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,006
It's a bit more weapon
than you're used to,
760
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:44,133
the sight's a little off,
but you seem like a big boy...
761
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:49,347
Not bad.
762
00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:50,639
Sight seems fine.
763
00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:55,061
We had a few questions about
something you posted online.
764
00:39:55,269 --> 00:39:57,563
"Online." Online where?
765
00:39:57,772 --> 00:39:59,231
You see,
my interests run the gamut
766
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,734
from full-auto
firearm conversions
767
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,611
to the Sovereign
Citizen Movement.
768
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:06,405
This was a message board
where someone claimed to live
769
00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:10,368
next door to a family of...
Zombies.
770
00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:13,371
It included a helpful map
to their house.
771
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,039
The family was murdered,
you know.
772
00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:16,332
Yeah, I heard about that.
773
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:18,000
The day before,
you posted that you were
774
00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:20,461
"Itching to put some bullets
to good use,
775
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,214
"perforating
a brain-eater's skull."
776
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,341
Well, it is on my bucket list.
777
00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:29,637
However, at the time
of the incident in question,
778
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,222
I was with my family.
779
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,431
Klan rally?
780
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:35,267
We prefer the term "picnic."
781
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:41,065
Listen, I don't know
if those dead folks were
zombies or not,
782
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,942
but I do know this...
783
00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:44,985
Zombies are real.
784
00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:48,114
They exist right here
in Seattle,
785
00:40:48,322 --> 00:40:49,490
right under our noses.
786
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:52,910
What makes you say that?
787
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:55,121
My brother Dave showed me
a photo of a zombie.
788
00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:56,497
It was gnarly.
789
00:40:58,249 --> 00:41:01,585
Like him. You know,
just without all the holes.
790
00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:04,171
Can we see the photo?
791
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:05,631
Sorry.
792
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,924
My bro took it to the grave.
793
00:41:11,804 --> 00:41:14,223
This good man was killed
by zombies.
794
00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:18,102
The official story is, he died
in the Max Rager massacre.
795
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:20,646
I'm sorry for your loss.
796
00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:21,981
Thanks for your help.
797
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:30,281
That was the lab technician
whose severed arm we used
798
00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:32,158
to access
the Max Rager basement.
799
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:33,492
I know.
800
00:41:33,701 --> 00:41:35,953
It means this Harley character
is no ordinary nut-job.
801
00:41:36,162 --> 00:41:37,496
He knows there are zombies.
802
00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:38,706
Hey!
803
00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:41,709
If I ever run into their kind,
804
00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:45,212
what I do about it
won't be your concern.
805
00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:46,839
Why's that?
806
00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:48,924
'Cause you can't murder
what ain't alive.