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LIV: Previously on iZombie...
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MAJOR: He just asked
my permission to court you.
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I know one foolproof test
to tell if they're zombies.
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Check their heart rate.
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Me and my fellow travelers.
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We are well-armed,
and we're taking the war
to them.
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What's your business?
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Is that a blood pressure cuff?
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You ran over that fella!
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- Go, go!
- I'm going!
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Faster!
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(GROWLS)
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- (LAUGHS)
- Yes!
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As of today, all your clients
belong to us.
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Your dad wanted me
to deliver a message.
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Ow!
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(NEWS INTRO PLAYING ON TV)
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MAN: (ON TV) The latest
poll numbers in Seattle's
mayoral race show
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District Attorney
Floyd Baracus trailing
by 10 points...
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- (GUN CLICKS)
- (GASPS)
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What... What happened to you?
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Two requests.
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Say yes to both or
I blow your brains out.
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First, you're gonna show me
where your new brain suppliers
are headquartered.
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(STAMMERING) I can do that.
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What else?
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(GROWLING)
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(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)
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(YELLING ON TV)
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Our zombie truther friend,
Harley Johns, posted that
footage on YouTube last night.
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How many views?
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Almost 1,000.
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There's no way we could've
avoided this little
anti-zombie recruitment video?
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We had the drop on them.
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- But then they ran over
Justin, and...
- And you let them get away.
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It's my fault.
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I shouldn't have let
myself get run over.
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They protected
Baracus from harm.
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That was their assignment.
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The enemy gained intel.
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They've released
documented proof of the
existence of zombies.
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It's only proof
if people believe it.
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So far, the comments
seem to suggest they don't.
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It certainly looks like
these guys are responsible
for the Tuttle-Reid murders.
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Harley Johns and his
three brothers are still
our prime suspects,
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but we don't have enough
solid evidence yet.
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Plus, a few hundred people
posted on their
anti-zombie message board.
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Any of them could have
killed Wally's family.
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I propose we handle
this in-house.
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Down, boy.
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Bright side, our mayoral
candidate is still among
the nearly living.
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And I've got a good feeling
about Clive and Liv.
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That they're gonna catch
the bad guy or bad guys,
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and we will all be able to
sleep soundly.
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That's it. Meeting adjourned.
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You, stay put.
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Major Lilywhite!
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Talk about a big-league debut!
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Pinned down in Qumar.
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Your lieutenant dead.
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And you clear a rooftop
of enemy snipers?
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Your rookie card is gonna be
a collector's item!
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And all those heroics while
taking multiple stab wounds
to the stomach.
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You know what that shows me?
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That there's no such thing
as abs of steel?
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Look at you.
Joking around.
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No PTSD.
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What it shows me
is you're the same Major
who went to Qumar.
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You are, aren't you?
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The same Major?
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Actually, I came back
more committed than ever.
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I love it!
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I want to shake
your hand, soldier.
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I hope this isn't
too personal, but...
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Is that a human pulse
I'm feeling
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or are you just happy
to see me?
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What? I don't...
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Vivian, your chopper is ready.
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Thank you.
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The problem is, when you do
so well in Qumar
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and you fail back home,
people notice.
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I was out there during
the debriefing wondering
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how did our new star soldier
let that zombie-murdering
hick escape.
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Everything was happening
so fast.
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Not too fast for a zombie.
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How is it that
you are no longer one?
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Major...
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Tell me.
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DRILL SERGEANT: Clip my
nails, and get some sun.
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SOLDIERS: Clip my
nails and get some sun.
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DRILL SERGEANT: Then sing
this song while I run.
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SOLDIERS: Then sing
this song while I run.
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DRILL SERGEANT: Sound off.
SOLDIERS: One, two.
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DRILL SERGEANT: Sound off.
SOLDIERS: Three, four.
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So, did she promote you?
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Do we get to start calling
you Major Major?
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She knows I'm human.
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She's taking me off
active duty.
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Maybe I can talk to her.
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It'll have to wait.
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She and Fortesan are heading
out to Zombie Island.
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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She wants to talk to Ravi
about how I was cured
when she gets back.
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Ravi isn't going to...
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(EXPLOSION)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Oh, my God.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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JOHNNY: The Federal
Aviation Administration has declared
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that the crash was caused
by mechanical failure...
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Mechanical failure, my ass.
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This is another attack
on zombies.
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We don't know that yet.
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Clive, Harley and his people
are targeting zombies.
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These murders
are all connected.
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Don't you think
it seems a bit advanced
for Harley Johns
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and his band
of zombie truthers?
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If they know that
Fillmore-Graves is
a zombie organization,
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they're not bragging about it.
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No mentions of the crash
on the message boards.
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Any idea who's going to be
in charge of the world's only
zombie military force now?
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Uh, the scuttlebutt is
Vivian's brother-in-law,
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Chase Graves, is flying
back from Tripoli to
take the reins.
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Well, let's try to have
some answers
for him when he gets here.
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According to their message
board, our zombie truthers
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are gathering this Saturday
at Harley's gun range.
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All the diehards
will be there.
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If we want answers,
that's a good place to start.
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Harley's met me and Liv.
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He knows we're investigating
zombie murders.
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And I doubt
they'd be too cuddly
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with the guy who sprung
zombies out of
Max Rager's basement.
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Harley hasn't met me.
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If I spray tan and throw
on a wig, Harley would
never recognize me.
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I could go with Ravi.
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If they decide
you're infiltrators,
not true believers,
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they won't play nice.
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You sure you're up for this?
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Yep.
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Um, clearly.
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Very. (CLEARS THROAT)
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FINN: Have no fear, America.
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Your boy Finn Vincible
is back.
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And I have a special treat
for you suckers.
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(YELLS)
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I'm going deep here, yo.
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You've seen me
tweeze and lemon juice
my happy trail.
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Drive a nail through
the webbing between my toes.
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But this right here,
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is about the kind of pain
that never goes away.
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First love, baby.
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Yo. Taryn!
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Uh... What's going on here?
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Where's Taryn at?
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She lives here, right?
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Finn? What the hell
are you doing here?
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You know these guys?
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Taryn, Halloween night, 2004.
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You wanted to go
on the haunted hayride.
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But I got drunk and yacked
Easy Mac all over you.
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Then you pretty much
dumped me.
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Biggest mistake of my life.
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But, tonight, I'm here
to win you back.
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Excuse me?
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Finn, this is my husband.
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For the time being.
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Check it!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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I promised you
a haunted hayride.
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So, tonight,
I'm gonna deliver.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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You gonna make like
hay and bail?
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Never!
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In high school, Taryn said,
if I kept acting like a fool
I'd get nowhere in life.
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Well, baby, my 22 sponsors
beg to mother flippin' differ.
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Thanks, Rudy!
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Don't try this at home!
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(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Stop rolling! Shut it off!
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CLIVE:
Watch your back, please.
Thank you.
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Clear the path, please.
Thank you.
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What's with the audience?
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Distraught fans
of Finn "Vincible."
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He and his stunt-slash-prank
crew are stars of the hit web
series Stunted Growth.
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When I need a laugh,
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I go
on their YouTube page
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and watch them puke
in a stranger's soup
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or smack each other with fish.
(LAUGHS)
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It's hilarious.
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To each his own, I guess.
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Twenty-three
million subscribers
can't be wrong.
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So, this guy jumps through
a flaming hoop dressed
like a scarecrow
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and burns to death?
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I didn't get called here
to present a Darwin Award.
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How's this murder?
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A uni found this stuffed in
a trash bin up the street.
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Observe.
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The theory is that someone
pulled a switcheroo.
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Hey! Excuse me!
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Rudy Pooh! Oh, my God!
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Where'd you get that?
I need to see it.
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- Sorry, police evidence.
- Please, can you just
show me the liner?
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Oh, my God.
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That's the suit I made.
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It's lined
with vermiculite, see?
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That's the material
stunt men use.
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I sewed it in myself.
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That's the suit Finn
was supposed to wear.
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How many suits did you make?
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Just the one.
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Finn would've been fine
wearing that.
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You see the gleam on it?
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That means it was treated
with flame retardant spray.
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You sprayed it yourself?
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Well, no.
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The guys are like skydivers
who pack their own chutes.
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Finn would've been
the one to spray it.
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"The guys"?
Aren't you part of the show?
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No... Technically, he's crew,
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but he appears
in loads of episodes.
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Any idea who could have
made that other suit?
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You're asking me
who would've wanted Finn dead?
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You've seen the show.
Finn pissed off
a lot of people,
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(SNIFFLES)
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but everyone who worked
on the show loved him.
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He was a genius.
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We're still talking about
the guy who jumped through
a fire ring in a hay suit?
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A guy who pulled himself
up from nothing and
built an empire.
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He was...
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- Can I just have a minute?
- Of course.
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Where there are empires,
there are people
fighting over money.
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Let's bring Finn's co-stars
in for a chat.
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So, who's hungry
for some barbecue?
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(GULPS)
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No. We've got it.
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Don't...
Don't trouble yourself.
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DON E.: Check it out!
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We got regulars.
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We're the kinda place where...
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♪ Everybody knows your name ♪
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Yeah.
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Actually, I don't know
their names.
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I think it's like
Private Corporal something,
I guess.
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Those men are military?
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00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,501
Uh, they're...
Private military.
250
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:49,752
Fillmore-Graves.
251
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,963
Fillmore-Graves?
252
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:58,803
The Fortune 500 PMC with ties
to multinational affairs has
zombies in its ranks?
253
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,805
Word is they're all zombies.
254
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,057
You don't say.
255
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:08,312
Are you having a vision?
256
00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:09,897
Oh, I've got a vision,
all right.
257
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,400
I've seen the future.
258
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:15,736
And the future is brains.
259
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:16,904
(CHUCKLES)
260
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,782
Did you eat Steve Jobs' brain?
261
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,118
'Cause you are straight up
power trippin' right now.
262
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:27,039
"The future is brains"?
We're the only zombie bar
in the universe,
263
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,999
and we're only doing so-so.
264
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:36,132
There is a reason why
some men achieve greatness,
265
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,428
and some, like you,
are destined to serve
those great men.
266
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,391
Get me a club soda
with lime, please.
267
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:51,939
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
268
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,069
The Stunted Growth
guys are here.
269
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,488
They pickpocketed
Officer Jones' taser gun,
270
00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,532
and one of them shot
the other in the face.
271
00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:03,951
Was he all...
(MIMICS ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
272
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,411
(RETCHING)
273
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,580
No.
274
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:09,248
Lame.
275
00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,625
I put them in
interrogation for a time out.
276
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:14,754
They're trashed.
277
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,380
Came straight
from Finn's wake.
278
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,468
(YELLING)
279
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,679
That's my stapler.
280
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,972
Dude.
281
00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:26,140
I got this.
282
00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:29,185
(YELLS)
283
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:30,644
Hey, hey, hey!
284
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,232
Come on.
285
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:37,860
(ALL SHOUTING)
286
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,576
(EXHALES)
287
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,462
It's all good, Rooster.
Just breathe through it.
288
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,006
She's got
a steady hand, man.
Fear not.
289
00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:00,716
(ALL CHEERING)
290
00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,051
What the hell
are you doing?
291
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,553
Hang on a sec,
I'm just stapling
this guy's tongue.
292
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,389
This is a police
interrogation room.
293
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,475
All right, we'll just
bang out these questions
294
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,101
and then staple
Rooster's tongue after.
295
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,895
ALL: Yeah.
296
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,482
I told you I got this.
297
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,280
Sorry for your loss.
298
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:24,740
I see you guys
are taking it hard.
299
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:27,827
Laugh the pain away.
That's what Finn
always said, huh?
300
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,579
He was balls
to the wall, man.
301
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,498
- To Finn.
- You can't drink in here.
302
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,791
- Boo.
- Lame, man.
303
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,584
I need you guys to focus up.
304
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:36,710
Is there anybody you know
305
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,712
who might have had it out
for your pal Finn?
306
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,006
I don't know, man.
We piss off a lot of folks.
307
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:42,800
- Like who?
- Everyone.
308
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,468
- Yeah.
- (LAUGHING)
309
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:46,136
Pretty much.
310
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,638
Hey, yo. What about Kong?
311
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,807
Nah. Kong's cool.
312
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:54,103
- Who's Kong?
- He's our camera dude.
But AD's tripping.
313
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,312
Kong loved Finn.
314
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,898
Yeah, but what about, like,
that one time?
315
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,778
We signed a non-disclosure
agreement, ass clown.
316
00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:03,946
Sorry, man.
317
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,739
They were like real specific.
318
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:09,201
BARACUS: The time for talk is over.
319
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,620
Seattle needs a mayor
who will make things happen.
320
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,915
I'm Floyd Baracus,
and I approve this message.
321
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,625
Cut! That's a wrap.
322
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,881
Mr. Kong? Clive Babineaux,
Seattle PD.
323
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:23,507
Yeah.
324
00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:26,552
We're investigating the murder
of your employer,
Finn "Vincible."
325
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,263
We have reason to believe
the stunt that killed him
was rigged.
326
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:32,474
Yeah. And Finn's buddies
told us all about your
beef with Finn.
327
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,269
Yeah?
328
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:36,770
What'd they tell you?
329
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,273
Like super gnarly stuff.
330
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:41,525
That's what I thought.
331
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,153
They didn't tell you anything
for the same reason
I'm not gonna.
332
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,696
I signed an NDA.
333
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:47,948
Sorry I can't help you.
334
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,037
What the hell was that?
335
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,831
The plan was to subtly imply
336
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,833
the Stunted Growth guys
were already talking.
337
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,001
That wasn't subtle?
338
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,214
(MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)
339
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,814
We're done with
the trim outside.
340
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,107
Careful there.
341
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,526
Almost added another
stain to those overalls.
342
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,321
I think you might have.
343
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,541
Check it out.
344
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:43,295
We got a grand opening gift
basket from the Seattle
Chamber of Commerce.
345
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,255
That is one big-ass prune.
346
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,384
That's a fig, dumbass.
347
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,970
Make yourself useful.
Fix me a White Russian.
348
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,143
ANGUS: You'll see
growth projections on page 13
349
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,269
of your prospectus.
350
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,065
What the hell?
351
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,986
I didn't get an invitation
to this sausage party
in my office.
352
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,570
Leave whatever
that is and go.
353
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,073
I mean, you can use my office
if you need it,
354
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,033
but it would've
been nice if you asked.
355
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,869
Shoo. The men
are talking now.
356
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,455
Our needs have evolved.
357
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,457
So, too, will the needs
of countless more.
358
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,418
With your investment capital,
359
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,422
we'll be able to acquire
more hospitals, increasing
our inventory for wider,
360
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,258
even global distribution.
361
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,428
MAN:
How much investment capital
are you talking about?
362
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,762
Glad you asked.
363
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,350
- (LAUGHS)
- (SHOUTING ON COMPUTER)
364
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,477
Clive, you have to see this.
365
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,355
Rudy just got kicked in the
nuggets so hard, he hurled.
366
00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:46,483
This is what you
call research?
367
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,819
No. Wait, is that
what we're doing?
368
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,157
(GROANS)
369
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,826
Surprised it took this long
for Finn to get murdered.
370
00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:57,953
Boohoo, Rudy Pooh!
371
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,499
What the hell is
wrong with you?
372
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,043
You've gotta have everything?
373
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,837
Are you filming this?
374
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,422
You're sick, dude.
375
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,424
You're a sick man!
376
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,842
(EXHALES)
377
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:12,801
Did you see something?
378
00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:15,637
I think I caught the tail-end
of one of Finn's pranks
on Rudy.
379
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:16,889
Aw. Lucky.
380
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,015
LIV: This wasn't funny.
381
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,224
Rudy was in tears.
382
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,393
Whatever Finn did to him
must've been pretty awful.
383
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,063
When Rudy realized
Finn was filming him,
he lost it.
384
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,982
So, there should be footage
we can search for?
What else did you see?
385
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,486
Why you gotta ask
so many questions, man?
386
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:31,737
It's an interrogation.
387
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:32,988
That's kind of the point.
388
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,699
- We pranked Rudy
a bajillion times.
- (LAUGHING)
389
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,452
And you're asking us
to remember one specific time.
390
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,995
It was in a hotel room.
391
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:44,041
Rudy was sobbing and screaming
at Finn, asking him why he has
to have everything.
392
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,255
How do you know about that?
393
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:53,383
We weren't able to find any
footage of the prank online.
394
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,177
We were hoping
you could fill us in.
395
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,470
What did Finn do to Rudy?
396
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,347
Put super lice
in his underwear?
397
00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,932
Beehive in his car?
398
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,558
Filled his Boston cream
donut with...
399
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,894
Liv, how about
we let them tell us?
400
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,813
We don't know.
We weren't there.
401
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,649
And Finn deleted that footage.
Said it wasn't funny.
402
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,900
Too raw.
403
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,945
BRUISE: Can we go now?
404
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,446
We gotta film our tribute
for Finn.
405
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,948
You wanna honor your friend?
406
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:17,991
Then help us find his killer.
407
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,745
Wish we could help you out.
408
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,294
LIV: (SCOFFS) Lame.
409
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,172
We have to go back to Rudy
and ask him what happened
between him and Finn.
410
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,007
This time you let me bring
a cattle prod.
411
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,425
We'll get answers.
412
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,301
Hey.
413
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:38,470
I only have a second to talk.
414
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:42,432
I lied to the guys and said
I had to yak up last night's
purple drink.
415
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,769
- So, talk.
- That prank on Rudy that
you asked about?
416
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,521
We never used the footage.
417
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,731
But our editor sent us
a link to the cut.
418
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,650
Thing you gotta know
going in,
419
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,236
Rudy's never had
much luck with the girls.
420
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,072
(WOMAN MOANING)
421
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,241
Oh, my God!
422
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,410
- What the hell!
- Rudy!
423
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,662
No, no, no.
This can't be happening.
424
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,622
- Rudy, baby, don't freak out!
- Yes!
425
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,749
Boohoo, Rudy Pooh!
426
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,751
What the hell
is wrong with you?
427
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,795
You've gotta have everything?
428
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:13,839
- Are you filming this?
- Whoa.
429
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,341
You're sick, dude.
You're a sick man!
430
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:18,969
There's a hidden camera?
I don't believe you!
431
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:23,015
(SOBBING)
You can have anyone, man. Why her?
432
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,600
You knew how much
I love her.
433
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,977
FINN: Dude. Chill. It's just a prank.
434
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,021
I didn't take her all the way
to bone town.
435
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,356
Psych!
436
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,692
We did the nasty,
straight up... (GRUNTS)
437
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:34,943
(GRUNTS)
438
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,112
FINN: Dude,
I'm messing with you.
439
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,697
Stasha was totally in on it.
440
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,491
You should see your face.
441
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,452
Really?
442
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,412
Yeah, really.
443
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,296
So, did Finn sleep
with Rudy's girlfriend or not?
444
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,631
Don't know, dude.
445
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:56,757
FINN: Rudy, man...
446
00:20:59,009 --> 00:20:59,968
(RUDY SOBBING)
447
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,561
Rudy, when we last spoke,
you told me you and Finn
were buds.
448
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,439
I hope he treated you
better behind the camera
than he did in front of it.
449
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,899
Oh, I get it.
450
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,901
Punch me in the nuts.
451
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,319
Um... No.
452
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,238
It's not weird.
I'm just making a point.
453
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,490
Punch me in the nuts.
454
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:25,535
(RUDY GROANS)
455
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,870
LIV: Awesome.
456
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:28,789
(GROANING)
457
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,874
(LAUGHS)
458
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,459
You see. It's a show.
459
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:33,710
I'm wearing a cup.
460
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,254
I'm always wearing a cup.
461
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,047
This coffee's for you, Rudy.
462
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,049
You know, those K-Cups,
they got these new flavors.
463
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,260
This one's caramel
vanilla cream.
464
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,594
Why don't you take
a seat, Rudy?
465
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,515
Caramel vanilla cream.
466
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,849
Man, that smells good.
467
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,272
We wanted to ask you about
a video that featured
your girlfriend.
468
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,275
You were all crying,
blubbering like
a little bitch.
469
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,943
(CHUCKLING)
470
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,695
Was that just
part of the show?
471
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,238
Duh.
472
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,865
It was just a prank.
He didn't really do her.
473
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,742
Stasha was in on it.
474
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,578
For, like, 30 seconds,
I thought it was real.
475
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,080
Quite an actor,
your girlfriend.
476
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,164
Wife.
477
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,041
Married five months now.
478
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,252
She still gives me hell
for falling for it.
479
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,337
Your coffee's getting cold.
480
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,132
Gotta admit.
Not really a coffee person.
481
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,634
- You're not gonna drink that?
- Go to town.
482
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,934
Mmm. That's good stuff.
483
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,021
One last thing, Rudy.
484
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,733
We were hoping you could shed
some light on an incident
Kong Hoshi had with Finn.
485
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,943
If you say the letters "N",
"D" or "A",
486
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,653
I am so gonna
bag-tag your ass.
487
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,238
I didn't sign any NDA.
488
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:45,157
I wasn't there,
but I heard about it.
489
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:49,202
Kong's son, Lee, tried to
skateboard off his rooftop
into the pool and missed.
490
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:50,996
Wound up crippled for life.
491
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,748
Does that have anything
to do with Finn?
492
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:54,875
Finn was Lee's hero.
493
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:58,962
And Finn might have provided
Lee with some pro tips for
how to pull off said stunt.
494
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:03,091
Rumor is, the show had to
cough up beaucoup settlement
money to Kong's family.
495
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,218
We need to have
another chat with Kong.
496
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:06,928
Thanks for coming by, Rudy.
497
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:13,101
I'll be down in the morgue.
498
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:14,436
Liv...
499
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,483
- Mmm-hmm.
- Why can't I let go
of this coffee mug?
500
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,444
Super stickum, bitch!
501
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:25,113
Aw! Too bad, Clive-y sad!
502
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,284
Too bad, Clive-y sad!
503
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:34,331
- This is amazing.
- (LAUGHS)
504
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:35,624
Then my work here is done.
505
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,585
Ah, but that's
where you're wrong.
506
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:42,255
I landed us an invite to the
zombie truthers meeting
507
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,340
tomorrow night.
508
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,175
- Shut up!
- Ow.
509
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:47,636
I posted a ton on the zombie
truthers message boards
510
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,971
under the username
IndianCowboy.
511
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,557
Stuff like, "You might be
working with a zombie
512
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:53,934
"and not even know it."
513
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,894
A zombie crashing a zombie
haters club meeting.
514
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,522
It's like the coolest
dare imaginable.
515
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,232
We could even do accents.
516
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,109
You be American and
I'll be Brit!
517
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,611
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Mind the gap, you dumb squib!
518
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,989
I cocked up
that giddy kipper.
Now I'm all collywobbles.
519
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:12,285
(AMERICAN ACCENT)
And I only speak one language
and I wear white socks!
520
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,371
USA! USA!
521
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,125
(NORMAL ACCENT)
I think we need to practice.
522
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,586
(NORMAL ACCENT)
I wish I could,
but I've got big plans.
523
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:22,671
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
524
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,384
What up!
525
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:30,512
Holla.
526
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,598
- Ooh. Something smells good.
- Follow me.
527
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:35,767
So, check it.
528
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:38,103
I've been
on zombie dates before
where the gentleman zombie
529
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:39,813
and I weren't rocking
the same brain.
530
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:43,191
I was a pathological liar,
he was a hypochondriac.
531
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,026
He was gay, I was a nympho.
532
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:48,822
So, how about we hop
on the same brain train?
533
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:52,617
Mmm... This spoon-feeding
thing makes me think
you ate my mom's brain.
534
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,744
(CHUCKLES) That'd make for an
uncomfortable night.
535
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:55,912
Come on.
536
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,080
I dare you to eat it.
537
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:06,423
All right.
538
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,425
(LAUGHING) All right.
539
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,927
So what do we have in store?
540
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,512
Buckle up, my friend.
541
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:14,639
We're gonna take
this night to the next level.
542
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:17,684
Where do we get our hands
on some Super Max?
543
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:19,311
Super...
544
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,650
(BOTH YELLING)
545
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,446
Are you ready for this?
546
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:31,239
Oh, yeah!
547
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,910
My mom never let me
play with these.
548
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,369
- Too dangerous.
- (CHUCKLES)
549
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,414
We're going to get some
serious hang-time,
now that we're Super Maxed.
550
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:40,749
So ready?
551
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,959
These babies are
going into orbit!
552
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,711
Okay. One,
553
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,379
two, three!
554
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,797
(GRUNTS)
555
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,049
Prepare for re-entry!
556
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,554
You're a fun date.
557
00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,097
Oh, look, a falling star!
558
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,766
Whoo.
559
00:25:57,933 --> 00:25:59,518
(LAUGHING)
560
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,812
Whoo! That was insane!
561
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,856
(YELLS)
562
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:06,149
Human pincushion!
563
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:08,235
Bull's eye!
Let me get that for you.
564
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,782
Ow! Kelly Clarkson!
565
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,088
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Huh?
566
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:32,300
Yo. I got your suit
and the flame retardant
from Rudy.
567
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,927
FINN: That's not
the flame retardant.
568
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:35,887
Rudy says it's a new brand.
569
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,681
Says it's better.
I don't know.
570
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,851
Yeah, that's right.
571
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,979
That's just
how I do it.
572
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,864
Tupac's most definitely
a zombie.
573
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:57,784
Dude gets capped, but he's
still releasing songs.
574
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,411
You know who I'd bet
is a zombie?
575
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,791
Christina Ricci.
576
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,627
She gives off
a real zombie vibe.
577
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:10,422
Donald!
Fix me another Old Fashioned.
578
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,549
Try not to muddle
the muddling this time.
579
00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:14,884
Crush, then stir.
580
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,012
Don't jam it in
like it's prom night.
581
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,266
Jawohl.
582
00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:25,020
(PHONE VIBRATING)
583
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:36,906
BLAINE: Don E. boy.
584
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,199
I can hear you
mouth breathing.
585
00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:39,951
Really doing it for me.
586
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,621
How the hell are you getting
reception from six feet under?
587
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,873
Sleep with one eye open,
my friend.
588
00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:47,626
I know where you and my dear
old dad have set up shop,
589
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,336
and I'm coming for you both.
590
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,171
If there's anything left
on your bucket list,
I suggest...
591
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:52,297
(PHONE BEEPS)
592
00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:00,513
- Where's my cherry?
Do I have to...
- Blaine just called.
593
00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,475
He ain't dead.
594
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,188
I took care of him, boss.
595
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:11,733
One in the gut, like you said,
then one in the mouth.
596
00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:13,109
No way he survived.
597
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:14,944
Then I just heard
from his ghost.
598
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,947
The three of you, find him!
Bring me his head this time!
599
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:20,784
(SNAPS FINGERS)
600
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,592
Clive Babineaux. Seattle PD.
601
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:40,553
- Is Rudy around?
- Oh, I'm afraid he's not home.
602
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:43,014
I'm Stasha's aunt, Essi.
603
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,058
Stasha's napping
at the moment.
604
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:47,686
We're investigating the death
of Finn "Vincible."
605
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:50,563
We were hoping to take a look
in Rudy's workshop,
where the props get made.
606
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,483
Well, I don't see
any harm with that.
607
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,276
There's a key under the mat.
608
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:56,653
Thank you, ma'am.
609
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,376
Clive!
Check this sucker out!
610
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:14,003
I'll give you 300 bucks
if you let me zap you with it.
611
00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:15,547
No.
612
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:16,631
Boring.
613
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,140
(SCREAMING)
614
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:28,184
This is what you were like!
615
00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:29,519
(MIMICS CLIVE SCREAMING)
616
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,317
(LAUGHING)
617
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:40,655
Here's what we came for.
618
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,537
It says
it's a flame retardant.
619
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:48,663
Damn.
620
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:49,956
Think Rudy changed the label?
621
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:52,208
One way to find out.
622
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:58,173
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
623
00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:00,425
Don't do that! Don't...
624
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:04,804
(EXHALES)
625
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:06,931
Looks like it retards flames.
626
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:11,019
Uh, so much for that lead.
627
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:13,855
What do you think
you're doing?
628
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,356
You've got no right
to be here.
629
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:17,108
Aunt Essi said it was cool.
630
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,693
It's fine.
We were just leaving.
631
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:28,328
- (BABY CRYING)
- It's all right.
It's all right.
632
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:31,080
Look! There's your mama.
633
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,833
Stasha, he started
crying again.
634
00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,004
Mind if I ask how old he is.
635
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:39,214
As a matter of fact, I do.
636
00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:41,800
He's just four days old!
637
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,635
Isn't he precious?
638
00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:45,970
I'm guessing he favors
his father?
639
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,902
You told us you
married Stasha.
640
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,947
You failed to mention
you were starting a family.
641
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,532
We met your son.
642
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:06,699
Good looking kid.
643
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,618
I guess congratulations
are in order.
644
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,703
- Thanks.
- You haven't been
home in a while.
645
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,163
Last your wife saw you,
646
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,623
you stormed out
of the delivery room
647
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,084
just moments
after his arrival.
648
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:18,920
Finn's death,
it's really messed me up.
649
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:21,047
I don't want to take
that energy home.
650
00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,925
That video of you catching
Finn in bed with your girl...
651
00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:26,302
You know when that was?
652
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,346
I don't know. A while back.
653
00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:30,098
Thirty-nine weeks.
654
00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:31,641
A hair over nine months.
655
00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:33,893
Stasha lied to you.
656
00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,563
She did sleep with Finn.
657
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:39,023
And you found out
in the delivery room,
didn't you?
658
00:31:40,191 --> 00:31:41,860
That's his son, not yours.
659
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:43,820
It was the final indignity,
wasn't it?
660
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,698
So, you made another
hay suit, this one untreated.
661
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,157
You wanted him to catch fire.
662
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,701
You wanted to
watch him suffer.
663
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,787
Boohoo, Rudy Pooh.
664
00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:57,542
(LAUGHING)
665
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,921
Finn was evil.
666
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,215
I did the world a favor.
667
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,926
Someone posted the video
of his death online?
668
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:10,138
The most-watched
Stunted Growth video ever.
669
00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:11,723
I beat him at his
own game, didn't I?
670
00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:14,517
- Rudy Bachman, you have
the right...
- It's Rudy Pooh.
671
00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:16,853
I'm legally changing it.
672
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:21,024
Rudy Bachman,
you have the right
to remain silent.
673
00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:22,358
Anything you say
674
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,861
can and will be used
against you
in the court of law.
675
00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:27,530
You.
676
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,782
Unpack that crate before
the brains thaw out.
677
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:30,617
On it.
678
00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:33,494
ANGUS:
Call up the usual suspects.
I want someone guarding...
679
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,204
Keep the doors locked
and your guns loaded
680
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,540
No one steps a foot in or out
unless I give the word.
681
00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:39,000
Anyone asks
why we're not open,
682
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,209
tell 'em we got
a pest problem.
683
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:41,544
Someone order cement?
684
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,380
- Wait!
- (GUNSHOT)
685
00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:52,972
Hey, Dad.
686
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:55,016
Wanna go have a catch?
687
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,062
Ah!
688
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:00,980
(CHUCKLES)
689
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,358
I have to say,
690
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:04,776
I'm proud of you.
691
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,904
I didn't think
you had it in you.
This took initiative.
692
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:10,698
Oh, in that case,
all is forgiven.
693
00:33:11,574 --> 00:33:12,867
(GROANS)
694
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,786
Look at you now.
695
00:33:15,745 --> 00:33:19,123
I managed to turn
a spoiled little brat
into a man.
696
00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:20,792
A man with ambition.
697
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:22,835
Really?
698
00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,254
You're going with the
Boy Named Sue
defense, huh?
699
00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:27,298
I got a business venture
you're gonna find interesting.
700
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:30,843
Let's focus
on the future, huh?
701
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,095
McDonough and Son.
702
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:34,514
Unlimited growth.
703
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:36,182
Unlimited wealth.
704
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,101
Let's step into my office.
705
00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:40,269
Nah, you step into my tub.
706
00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:45,608
Come on
707
00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:48,111
Come on.
708
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:49,278
I got work to do.
709
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,993
(CROW CAWING)
710
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,504
The old McDonough
family estate.
711
00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:09,674
So many childhood memories.
712
00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:19,934
After you would beat me,
or humiliate me,
713
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:23,563
or psychologically torture
Mom, I'd visit this well.
714
00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:26,232
I'd toss a penny inside
and wish you'd drop dead.
715
00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:27,692
(MUFFLED TALKING)
716
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,195
Old man says what?
717
00:34:32,864 --> 00:34:35,450
Oh, poor you!
718
00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:39,912
You were miserable
because I beat you.
719
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,583
I beat you because
you were miserable.
720
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:47,086
I offered you a shot
721
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,505
at making millions
of dollars...
722
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:51,466
Hundreds of millions...
723
00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:53,885
Together, father and son,
724
00:34:55,678 --> 00:34:57,930
but poor baby
has hurt feelings.
725
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,144
You're weak.
726
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:04,687
You're no businessman.
727
00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:08,357
You were a waste
of my sperm.
728
00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:12,737
I gotta say...
729
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,323
That kind of stings.
730
00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:39,847
(WATER SPLASHES)
731
00:35:45,353 --> 00:35:49,190
(CROWS CAWING)
732
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:56,864
There's about $1.40
in pennies down there, Dad.
733
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,075
Maybe you can bribe
your way out.
734
00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,182
- Surprise.
- Not really.
735
00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:24,725
What with the two dead
zombies out there,
736
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:26,978
I'd be a lot more surprised
if your pops
was sitting in that chair.
737
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,354
(CHUCKLES)
738
00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:29,355
Don't worry.
739
00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:33,734
He's alive and...well.
740
00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:36,362
Like I care.
741
00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:40,449
So...
742
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,996
How you wanna do this?
Cowboy style?
743
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:48,499
Reach for your pistols.
See who's the
Quick Draw McGraw?
744
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,042
Shoot you, Don E.?
745
00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:52,295
I need you.
746
00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:54,714
Hell, I got two brick
and mortar businesses to run.
747
00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:56,674
You read this?
748
00:36:58,676 --> 00:36:59,719
Above my pay grade.
749
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:00,970
My dad saw the future...
750
00:37:01,179 --> 00:37:02,221
Ah, the future is brains.
751
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:03,306
He told me that much.
752
00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:05,933
Did he share with you
how much money he
thought we could make
753
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,351
if we only aimed bigger?
754
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:10,229
Much bigger?
755
00:37:10,605 --> 00:37:12,106
I say you should
manage the bar here.
756
00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:14,400
This is your place.
What you say goes.
757
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,444
- I'll handle
the brain business...
- Stop talking.
758
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,862
You had me at money.
759
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:24,035
♪ Tim Finnegan lived
in Walkin Street
760
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,121
♪ A gentle Irishman mighty odd
761
00:37:27,330 --> 00:37:29,665
♪ To help him on his way
each day
762
00:37:29,874 --> 00:37:31,876
♪ He'd a drop of
the craythur every morn'
763
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,961
♪ Whack fol the dah now
dance to your partner
764
00:37:34,212 --> 00:37:35,922
♪ Around the floor,
your trotters shake
765
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:38,466
♪ Wasn't it the truth
I told ya?
766
00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:40,551
♪ Lots of fun
at Finnegan's wake
767
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,554
♪ One morning
Tim felt rather full
768
00:37:43,721 --> 00:37:46,891
♪ His head felt heavy
and it made him shake
769
00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:49,060
♪ With a barrel of porter
at his feet
770
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,312
♪ And a bottle of whiskey
at his head
771
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,314
♪ Whack fol the dah now
dance to your partner
772
00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,483
♪ Around the floor,
your trotters shake
773
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,526
♪ Wasn't it the truth
I told you?
774
00:37:57,735 --> 00:37:59,612
♪ Lots of fun at
Finnegan's wake
775
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,030
♪ Whack fol the dah
now dance... ♪
776
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,114
(MUSIC STOPS)
777
00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:10,498
Discovery day is coming.
778
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:14,961
Or haven't you heard?
779
00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:18,422
What's it going to take
to wake you zombies up?
780
00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:23,761
There are six dead already.
Six of our own.
781
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,013
You've gotten soft.
782
00:38:27,181 --> 00:38:28,349
And lazy.
783
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:31,644
We're supposed to be
protecting the zombies
784
00:38:31,852 --> 00:38:33,604
who came out of the
basement of Max Rager.
785
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:37,108
Why aren't we?
786
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:39,568
Carey Gold gave us
the night off for the wake.
787
00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:42,947
From now on, if you need
more toner for the copier,
788
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:45,783
or you want to get your kid
in a new elective, you see
Carey Gold.
789
00:38:46,534 --> 00:38:48,035
Anything relating to the
defense of our species,
790
00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:50,246
you see me and only me.
Understood?
791
00:38:50,413 --> 00:38:51,831
ALL: Sir! Yes, sir.
792
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,167
I went through
Fortesan's inventory,
793
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:58,629
and I noticed he was
missing six cans of Super Max.
794
00:38:58,796 --> 00:39:01,424
I'm wondering if someone
thought it would be fun
795
00:39:01,632 --> 00:39:03,092
to steal it for the party.
796
00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:07,263
Uh...
797
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:09,682
That was me, sir.
798
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:11,642
I took them.
799
00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,185
- I didn't think anybody...
- (ALL GASPING)
800
00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:16,856
Don't do it again.
801
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,233
We've got lots to do
tomorrow, boys and girls.
802
00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:21,277
Be on time.
803
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:22,945
Would you hurry up in there?
804
00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,989
LIV: Chill!
It has to look perfect.
805
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:30,911
I know what you're thinking.
806
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,288
"Where'd Liv go?"
807
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:33,581
What about me?
808
00:39:33,748 --> 00:39:34,832
Try to sweat less.
809
00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:39,587
I'm entering a gun range
full of zombie-hating,
810
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:42,631
possibly zombie-murdering
conspiracy theorists.
811
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,592
And I'm accompanying
an undercover zombie.
812
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,093
Excuse me if I perspire.
813
00:39:46,302 --> 00:39:48,054
It's an awesome stunt,
isn't it?
814
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:49,347
We should be filming it.
815
00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:50,806
Husband?
816
00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:01,901
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
817
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,029
We got this.
818
00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:15,206
Uh... Liv?
819
00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:17,541
120 over 80.
820
00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:18,751
Go on in.
821
00:40:20,711 --> 00:40:22,213
We've gotta get out of here.
822
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,632
No way. We have to find out
what they're planning.
823
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,218
They'll mark you
as a you know what
in a heartbeat.
824
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,303
One very slow heartbeat.
825
00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,347
What if I get my
adrenaline going?
826
00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:33,099
I can pass this test,
no sweat.
827
00:40:33,307 --> 00:40:34,517
Liv, you cannot risk this.
828
00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:35,726
Crap. Harley saw me.
829
00:40:40,314 --> 00:40:41,565
Do I know you from somewhere?
830
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:43,901
I get that a lot.
831
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:45,111
Don't I get that a lot?
832
00:40:45,319 --> 00:40:46,779
She gets that a lot.
833
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:48,614
There's this girl on one
of those shows on TV
834
00:40:48,781 --> 00:40:50,616
and everyone says
I look like her.
835
00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:52,201
- What's it called?
- Oh, yes.
836
00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:53,619
It's got a dumb name.
What is it?
837
00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:55,037
I could've swore we met.
838
00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:56,163
GEOFF: Next.
839
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,003
In any case,
840
00:41:03,212 --> 00:41:05,756
uh, we just got a text message
from our babysitter
841
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:07,883
saying she's puking
her guts out,
842
00:41:08,092 --> 00:41:10,845
so one of us has to
go home and look after
843
00:41:11,095 --> 00:41:14,223
little Aanjaneya and Jaahanvi.
844
00:41:16,809 --> 00:41:18,060
GEOFF: Who's up?
845
00:41:21,439 --> 00:41:23,858
I'll go home
and see to the kids.
846
00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,026
But I want to know everything.
847
00:41:26,235 --> 00:41:27,319
Zombies are real.
848
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:29,071
There's one everywhere I go.
849
00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:47,131
Love you, honey.
850
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:51,385
(DOOR CLOSES)
851
00:41:51,594 --> 00:41:52,511
(BLOOD PRESSURE CUFF PUMPS)