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Previously on iZombie...
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You're prosecuting Weckler?
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He confessed even though
you didn't have
much hard evidence.
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You haven't heard?
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James Weckler hanged himself
in his cell this morning.
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Any idea who's going to be
in charge of the world's only
zombie military force now?
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Chase Graves,
Vivian's brother-in-law,
is gonna to take the reins.
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Sir! Yes, sir.
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After you
would beat me,
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I'd visit this well.
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Wish you'd drop dead.
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Harley and his people
a r e targeting zombies.
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I landed us an invite to the
zombie truthers meeting
tomorrow night.
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That, boys and girls,
is what we're dealing with.
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Those of us sitting in this
room are all that's standing
between an America we love,
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and a
zombie-controlled wasteland.
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Yes, sir.
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Whether they look like this.
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- Or this.
- God.
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- Oh, snap.
- Or like our honorable
mayoral candidate,
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a secret zombie.
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What makes you think
he's a brain eater?
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Look at the facts.
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My brother worked down
in the basement lab
at Max Rager.
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Baracus and all of the other
Chaos Killer victims
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are being experimented on
down in the lab.
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Hell, they say
as much in interviews.
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Well, they didn't say
they were zombies.
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Maybe not. But when me
and my brother Harley
tried to visit Baracus,
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see if he'd take
a little involuntary
blood pressure test,
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he had zombie guards
protecting him.
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So, they can just pass
as normal-looking?
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Sure can.
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Ask Billy Cook here.
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He's the guy you heard
on Chuck Burd's show.
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He saw it all go down
at the Max Rager party.
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It's true. Everyone
that walked in that party
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was just a normal person.
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But what I saw at the end?
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They were all
red-eyed monsters.
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If you're here,
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it means that we can tell
from what you've posted
on the message boards
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you're ready to do more than
hunker down and try to merely
survive a zombie outbreak.
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Right. Yeah.
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My brothers and me,
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we're all in.
We can't do it on our own.
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We need volunteers
to keep tabs on all
of our suspected zombies.
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Starting with
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Tim Addis.
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I'll do it.
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Here you go, Quick Draw.
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- Sandy Coleman.
- I'll take that.
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So, yeah...
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The Scratching Post is
under new management.
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Now, it's likely some of you
heard how a couple members
of the old regime were, um,
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terminated without notice.
But, uh,
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let me tell you this,
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as long as you keep
this operation as clean
and tight as this roll up,
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you will be fine.
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Now, when I'm off attending
other business,
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Don E. here is my guy.
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What he says goes.
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Let's go make some money.
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Money, people! Let's make it!
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Don E...
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I'm kind of his guy.
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Uh-huh.
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I need you to keep
this burner somewhere safe.
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I need to be able
to reach you 24/7.
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Also, our new product
is finally ready.
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This has been soaking
for 20 days.
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That's twice as long as Ravi's
recipe calls for.
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I need you
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to take it for a trial run.
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- I'm not sure that's
the best use of my time.
- I'll do it.
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- Fine.
- What is it?
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This blue juice makes
zombie visions longer
and more intense.
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And if all goes according
to plan, it's going to make
us a lot of money.
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Our test brain belonged
to 94-year-old Hoyt Carroll,
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a World War II waist gunner
and noted ladies' man.
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Ladies' man. Right on.
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I need to know how long
the visions last.
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And how soon
they start, post-ingestion.
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That's, uh, after you eat it.
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Okay, I need all you
volunteers to track your
zombies' comings and goings
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and report back to me.
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And what are you gonna
do with that info?
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Something that can't
be ignored.
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Like what?
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Capture a zombie,
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starve it, broadcast it
on a live stream,
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and let the whole world see
the monster it becomes.
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- Right.
- Whoo!
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry, but I didn't know
I was signing up
for a kidnapping.
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Would you grow a pair, Billy?
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We are talking about
the survival of
the human race here!
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Perhaps I can help.
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My name is Ravi Chakrabarti.
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I work for the police.
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Allow me to explain.
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Yeah, you do that.
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I'm a medical examiner.
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I used to work for the CDC,
but was fired
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for taking the possibility of
a zombie apocalypse seriously.
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I am on your side.
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What do you know about 'em?
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They've existed in Seattle
since the Boat Party Massacre.
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I examined several dead ones.
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I found brains in their
digestive tracts
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and something
under their fingernails.
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A substance which makes
a zombie's scratch
highly contagious.
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Which means trying
to abduct one of them
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could start
the very apocalypse
we are trying to prevent.
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You said you could help.
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I'm close to developing
a vaccine.
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One that will protect humans
from the zombie contagion.
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How close?
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Like, a few weeks, at most.
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According to Google,
Dr. Chakrabarti
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did, in fact,
work for the CDC.
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He is who he says he is.
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Okay.
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We start surveilling
all known zombies,
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but no contact while
the doctor works
on the vaccine.
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ETA 15 minutes? Ugh.
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Hey, Chakrabarti!
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What's up, Doc?
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Good work putting the brakes
on the kidnapping talk.
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I'm Rachel, by the way.
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Ravi.
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Do you need a lift?
I'm faster than Uber.
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Sure. Thank you.
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I'm just over there.
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Actually, their plan makes
a lot of sense.
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It's just, uh, premature.
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Kidnapping? That's not why
I showed up to this thing.
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Well, what brought you here?
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I'm a photographer.
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I want to shoot a zombie.
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- I've already got a Nessie
and a Sasquatch.
- Oh.
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I thought this was my ride.
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Nope. This is.
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You encounter a beautiful
elfin creature, who offers to
whisk you away on her steed.
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What do you do?
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The elf awaits.
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Will you join me, stranger?
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- Am I strong enough
to get up on her horse?
- You know you are.
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Then, yes, milady.
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You mount
the horse successfully.
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Your compatriots
proceed on foot.
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After a half-day's journey,
you come to a tavern.
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Well, if there's anyone
more dangerous than a gnome
textile merchant inside,
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we flee in terror.
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We do not flee in terror.
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We enter and approach the bar.
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An ancient
barkeep approaches.
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To Queen Larissa!
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Giver of life!
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Fair warning, strangers,
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a Ranger by the name
of Longstockings was
in here earlier,
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asking about...
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Oh, he's choking.
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I'll give him ye old Heimlich.
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I have a healing potion.
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Seriously, Dan. Longstockings
was asking about what?
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- Dan.
- I think this might
really be happening.
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Holy crap.
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Who knows CPR?
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So, our Harley Johns
followers want to kidnap
a zombie?
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Yes. But, happily,
not until I finish
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my utterly fictional
anti-zombie vaccine.
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- Quick thinking.
- It only buys us
a couple of weeks.
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If they're willing to kidnap,
they're willing to murder.
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Well, they seem like people
that would execute a zombie
family without blinking,
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but they didn't say anything
about the Tuttle-Reid case.
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Victim's name is
Dan Harbinson, 34.
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Uh...
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What the hell am I looking at?
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Dungeons & Dragons.
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The granddaddy of all
fantasy role-playing games.
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So, the victim has kids?
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Adults play it, too.
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I bet you were so into this.
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Do I look like a nerd?
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- Detective.
- What you got?
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Vic keeled over in
the middle of game night
after taking a swig of wine.
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One of the players called
it in at 2:07 a.m.
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- The other players still here?
- Yeah. This way.
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- A couple of them
work at the station.
- Cops?
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Not exactly.
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See what I mean? Nerds.
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Ah. Finally some
friendly faces.
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Mind if I get my bag?
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Sorry, Jimmy. Everything
in there is evidence. Sit.
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How often do you all
get together for
these game nights?
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Weekly. Dan's been our DM
almost seven years now.
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- DM?
- Dungeon Master.
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Basically like a referee.
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He creates the details
in the adventure,
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and describes what the players
see and hear along the way.
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Including the other characters
we encounter.
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Dragon, diplomat.
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Dan's final character,
a common barkeep.
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Toasted the Queen,
quaffed mead from
the Grail of Eternal Buzzery,
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and crossed over
the River Styx.
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The wine was poisoned.
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What type of poison?
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An extremely rare one.
Gelsemine.
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Any of the players
could've slipped it into
the open wine bottle
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while Dan and the others
were absorbed by the game.
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Those were in his pockets.
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I can't believe grown adults
play this for hours at a time.
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Grown nerds.
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Mmm. Who's hungry?
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Vampire Steve's
up first. Ready?
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The question is, "Are you?"
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Sixty feet away,
your first suspect awaits.
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A nocturnal creature
whose loyalties
are in question.
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Strength, below average.
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Charisma, below average.
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What do you do?
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I go in and question him.
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You coming?
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Indeed I am.
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It says here
your DM made his living
playing online poker.
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Any idea how much Dan earned?
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Master Dan didn't speak
of his wealth,
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but he must've been
doing quite well, indeed.
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He bought original cover art
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to an Ogden Twiddlyhut
and the Valiant Men
of Golden Glen.
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I've seen those sell
for as much as $10,000.
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You know, that's not listed
in our crime scene inventory.
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It was hanging above
his fireplace last week.
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How long have you been
playing in Dan's campaign?
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Nigh unto seven years.
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Why were you all playing
first level characters?
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We were a party
of heroes and legends,
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but we were slain last week
in the Caverns of Varag.
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I know them well.
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Danger lurks behind
every stalactite.
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And how did you come
to meet your untimely demise?
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Darts dipped
in Pit Fiend venom.
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Our thief failed
to detect a trap.
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Your group was pretend-killed
by poison last week,
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and this week,
your dungeon master was
real-life-killed by poison.
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Even though
the Reverend Deodato was
wearing his Absorption Stone.
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00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,795
He should've been
immune to poison.
249
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,297
Who is Reverend Dodle Doodle?
250
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:36,757
My 15-level cleric.
251
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,759
Fool!
You were in a cavern!
252
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:41,595
- Your Absorption Stone
would be worthless.
- So sayeth you.
253
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:45,349
An Absorption Stone
doesn't work anywhere
untouched by the sun.
254
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,393
Uh... Sun Hammer.
255
00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:55,443
Is it safe to say your group
of heroes and legends
256
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,611
had grown attached
to these old characters?
257
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,448
Not attached enough
to murder our friend,
if that's what you're asking.
258
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,700
You can't imagine anyone
in your group seeking revenge
259
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,702
for Dan
killing your characters?
260
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,122
Well, I can't read
their minds, obviously.
261
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,624
I'd put the odds
at one in 100.
262
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,674
Your saving throw fails.
263
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,092
You're all dead.
264
00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:22,428
- My saving roll is a three?
- It's called a Sun Hammer!
265
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,598
- Are you on some kind
of power trip!
- You're such a dick, Dan.
266
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,020
I think we're good here.
267
00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,397
We'll call you back in
if we need anything more.
268
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,404
What'd you see?
269
00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:43,616
The players all lost
their minds when
their characters died.
270
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,785
They were in Dan's face,
screaming at him.
271
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,077
Who do we go to next?
272
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,207
Zoe.
273
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:58,130
"Time for vision to start
after eating brain,
five minutes.
274
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,299
"Length of vision, two hours."
275
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,469
Penmanship, poor.
276
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,679
- How was the ride?
- Primo.
277
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,598
I was in the middle
of a dogfight.
278
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,975
Felt like I was
shooting real bullets.
Shooting down Nazis.
279
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,895
Damn, man. It was intense.
280
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,397
Later, I'm getting
with this French girl,
281
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,609
and she's nonstop
into playing
Hide the Baguette, so I'm...
282
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,319
Okay. Got it. Got it.
283
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,156
Boys, we're gonna be rich.
284
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,159
I'm gonna go to Shady Plots
285
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,495
and see if there's any
promising new stiffs
for blue-juicing.
286
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,790
Meantime, you two start
hyping our new product.
287
00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,671
- You get all that
booze put away?
- Can do.
288
00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:56,814
Cleared for takeoff.
289
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,998
Oh, no.
290
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,587
Oh...
291
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:20,880
Hey.
292
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:23,841
You know that stealing mail
is a federal offense, right?
293
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,176
I was hiding mail.
294
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,304
- Why are you...
- Opening my hate mail?
295
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,181
Better question, why were
you hiding it from me?
296
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,351
Because I'm kind
and empathetic.
297
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,896
You know, I used to do
all right with girls.
298
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,564
I suppose I can believe that.
299
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,358
The only girls who don't avoid
me completely these days
300
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,027
are the ones
out at Fillmore-Graves.
301
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,070
And they're zombies, so that
doesn't do me much good.
302
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,948
I may never be loved
or have sex again
303
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:51,285
unless I move to
some backwards civilization
that doesn't consume news.
304
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,536
Like Pullman.
305
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:53,662
Oh!
306
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:54,997
Sick Wazzu burn.
307
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,206
Wazzu?
308
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,918
Washington State?
309
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,545
Share my cultural touchstones!
310
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,631
Ah! Listen to
this love letter.
311
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,883
When they make
a Chaos Killer TV movie,
312
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:08,636
I hope you watch it in hell
with your pal Ted Bundy.
313
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,180
Wait, you didn't
actually kill anyone.
314
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:14,474
Yeah, and the joke's
on them. I'm not pals
with Ted Bundy either.
315
00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:17,811
Ah! This one wishes
I'd been blown to bits
in the Max Rager explosion.
316
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,898
This one wants
my future family kidnapped,
so I know how it feels.
317
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,567
Enough, Major.
Stop torturing yourself!
318
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:24,777
This one
319
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:26,904
says, uh,
320
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,908
- I didn't do it.
- Really?
321
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:35,412
"I know how crazy it must be
to get a letter like this
from a total stranger.
322
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:38,123
"But I was also accused
of something I didn't do.
323
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:42,002
"If you ever need
a sympathetic ear,
I've got two. Shawna."
324
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,632
Monster!
325
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,343
She must've done
whatever she was accused of.
326
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,472
Well, she included
her phone number.
327
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,307
- Mmm.
- And this.
328
00:16:59,019 --> 00:16:59,770
She's cute.
329
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:06,360
So I read the report you wrote
on James Weckler
as his prison psychiatrist.
330
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,904
What were you
treating him for
exactly, Dr. Danforth?
331
00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:10,823
Apparitional hallucinations.
332
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,326
He saw ghosts. Well, a ghost.
333
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:15,911
Of his deceased wife.
334
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,414
I guess it makes sense he'd
335
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,000
go looking for
comfort elsewhere.
336
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,421
- How do you mean?
- His supposed murder victim
was a dominatrix.
337
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:26,672
James started out as a client.
338
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,465
No way.
339
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,177
James lost all interest in sex
after his wife died.
340
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,763
He simply couldn't do
anything his wife
didn't approve of.
341
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,598
She most certainly would
not have approved
342
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,476
of him spending his limited
funds on a dominatrix.
343
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,273
Man,
this really takes me back.
344
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,816
I didn't know you
were into comics.
345
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:47,526
Just The Flash.
346
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:51,113
His dad didn't have
much faith in him, either.
347
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:52,864
Aw...
348
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,615
I'm messing with you.
349
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,493
He was super-fast
and he had a cool name.
350
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,959
Liv, look at this.
351
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,462
The Ogden Twiddlyhut thingy.
352
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,797
The one missing
from the inventory
of Dan's apartment.
353
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:11,300
On sale for $5,000.
354
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,016
Keep going.
355
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,896
When you finish
down there, you can
take me to second breakfast.
356
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:33,906
Sorry.
357
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,992
Guy needed a moment to say
goodbye to his entire
comic book collection.
358
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,369
We just had a few
more questions. Starting with,
359
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,747
why is Dan's
missing cover art here,
for sale?
360
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,041
This is the first time
Lady Wellin Marsapple,
361
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,793
hero of
the Ogden Twiddlyhut series,
362
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,753
has ever appeared in print.
363
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,506
And who says it's missing?
I won it off Dan in a bet.
364
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,007
You had five grand
to lose in a bet?
365
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,552
Or maybe you didn't bet cash.
366
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:59,640
Maybe you bet
some erotic cosplay
involving Halfling feet.
367
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,227
Did you guys talk to Jimmy?
368
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,437
Dan and I hadn't been
sleeping together long.
369
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:06,730
We tried to keep it a secret.
370
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:10,901
But I think that Jimmy saw
a naughty text I sent to Dan.
371
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,778
So, you and Dan?
372
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:17,699
It's the way he wielded
all that power. Oh!
It was intoxicating.
373
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,702
Why would Jimmy care if that's
how you felt about Dan?
374
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:23,205
Well, I can tell when a guy's
got a crush on me.
375
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,290
Like my character,
I'm pretty intuitive.
376
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,378
I wouldn't say I had a crush.
377
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,339
That's funny, given what we
found in your bag.
378
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:36,385
Seeing the sketch pad,
Jimmy's eyes dart
back and forth.
379
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,470
Guilt etched on his face.
380
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,933
- This is very creative.
- Mmm-hmm.
381
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,739
Liv saves against upchucking.
382
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,827
And here's you
383
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,413
and Zoe.
384
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,876
- Yeah.
- Did you realize Zoe and Dan
were sleeping together?
385
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,753
Were you jealous of Dan?
386
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,842
I wonder how far you'd go
to win the object
of your obsession.
387
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,138
You wanna talk
about obsession? You should
check out Diego's back.
388
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,603
How long after you got this
did you learn Zoe was
sleeping with Dan?
389
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,188
Not long enough.
390
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,731
Steve knew, too.
391
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,691
And he's really into Zoe.
392
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,318
Where did Steve
put his tattoo?
393
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,944
It's not
about his ink.
394
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,989
It's his whole
Boys Don't Cry- era
Robert Smith thing.
395
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,116
As he is, so has he ever been.
396
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,368
No. He used to be a blond.
397
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,037
Then he found out
Zoe was a Twihard,
398
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,539
and then he
became Vampire Steve.
399
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,004
Diego told us
you did all this
400
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,507
to get with Zoe.
401
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,509
I came to vampires
of my own accord.
402
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,512
It is but one of many
interests I happen
to share with Zoe.
403
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,139
Name another.
404
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:05,599
Graphic novels.
405
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,684
Especially those
pertaining to vampires.
406
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:10,062
And yet she
chose someone else.
407
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,772
That must have
been frustrating.
408
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:14,774
I think we may yet
be joined in holy union.
409
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:15,984
Good luck with that.
410
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,027
She's polyandrous,
411
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,613
and would only stay married
until a hale child is born.
412
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,699
Plus, you'd need to find
a unicorn to sacrifice.
413
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,451
You don't know.
I could find a unicorn.
414
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,161
I was talking about real life.
415
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:27,996
Oh.
416
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:29,873
I think we're done here.
417
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,376
Thank you, Steve. You can go.
418
00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:38,674
The veteran detective
419
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,509
closes his notepad in defeat,
420
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,845
as another suspect slips
through his fingers.
421
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,057
Any of these guys feel
like a murderer to you?
422
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,685
None of them could draw blood
from a one-eyed kobold.
423
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,312
Yeah, probably not.
424
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,524
So we should do
some more digging.
425
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,443
On a quest!
426
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:02,906
One that will require
a band of eager souls,
ready to test their mettle!
427
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:06,034
Oh, no. You're talking about
playing the game, aren't you?
428
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,536
Not just a game, good sir!
429
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,664
A quest!
430
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:21,550
You each start the campaign
with this many gold pieces.
431
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,595
Twenty-seven gold pieces.
432
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:29,433
I buy a small farm,
retire from adventuring.
433
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,435
We've been diddling
around for two hours.
434
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,978
We haven't actually
done anything.
435
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:35,480
The creation of characters is
an essential part of the game.
436
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,399
The actual point
of which is...
437
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,402
Ooh! To trigger a vision
to help solve Dungeon Master
Dan's murder.
438
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,405
And who might
this hirsute stranger be?
Introduce yourself.
439
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:49,953
I am Mosco Bandywax
of the Mirkwood Bandywaxes.
I'm a Halfling monk.
440
00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:51,537
And you, good sir?
441
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,333
I am Sir Jay Esclaborne,
the human paladin.
442
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,585
I don't remember
your character
earning a knighthood.
443
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,962
Oh, he's not a knight.
His first name is
444
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,630
- Sirjay.
- Clever.
445
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:01,923
I'll be watching you.
446
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:03,925
And, you, madam?
447
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:09,014
Hi. Uh, Brangelina Darksbane.
448
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,640
Dark elf assassin.
449
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,269
And who might
this stout fellow be?
450
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,564
Earl. Dwarf fighter.
451
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,149
Earl.
452
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,819
Your story begins.
453
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,781
Night falls on Astergrove.
454
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:30,952
A hamlet on the frontier
of the human kingdom
of Oosterglovia.
455
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:32,913
You have never seen
each other before,
456
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:36,917
but you find yourselves
gathered in the study
of Georgie Fogglebottom.
457
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,795
Last wizard east
of Gloomy Glen.
458
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,506
You regard
each other uncomfortably.
459
00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,343
You regard
each other uncomfortably.
460
00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:52,516
Anyone know if Gloomy Glen
is a person or a place?
461
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,892
Either way,
we should steer clear.
462
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,228
Silence.
463
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,563
A door opens in
the back of the room,
464
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,607
and in walks
a small, unarmed woman
465
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,734
holding a tea cup.
466
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,528
She takes a sip,
467
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,740
sits down,
and regards the group.
468
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,453
This was the best I could do?
469
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,081
Very well.
470
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,835
You will kill the Lich
of Castle Rommscoddle.
471
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,044
Lich, please!
472
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,548
If you survive,
you will bring me his head.
473
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,758
Then, and only then,
474
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:30,595
will you be showered
with treasure befitting
your efforts.
475
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,472
Sounds dangerous, Mosco.
476
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:35,434
Maybe you should go outside
and wait on your horse.
477
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:36,893
What's a lich?
478
00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:39,479
Oh, a lich is
a terrible creature.
479
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,565
A member of the undead.
480
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:42,941
Gross!
481
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,067
Kill it!
Kill the undead creature!
482
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:45,193
Let me get this straight.
483
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:49,156
So, we can go and find
Castle What's-His-Nuts,
484
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:53,284
fight that thing, come back
and we'll get rewarded by
this little old lady.
485
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:54,911
Or we could just
486
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,372
tie up this little old lady,
and take what we want now.
487
00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,750
Georgie begins
to mutter an incantation.
488
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,922
Electricity fires
from her hands
and strikes Brangelina.
489
00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,716
I try to dive in front
of the lightning bolt.
490
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,303
Not on this day,
Ms. Fogglebottom!
491
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,513
The lightning bolt has
already struck Brangelina.
492
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:17,309
And Mosco lands
on the ground in front of her,
looking foolish.
493
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,352
Brangelina, you take...
494
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,355
Thirty-four points damage.
495
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,815
How many hit points
do you have?
496
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:27,652
Thirty-four.
497
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,488
Well. I'm dead.
498
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,072
Uh, good luck with the lich.
499
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,075
I bid thee, Fellowship
of the Dorks, goodnight.
500
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,619
Oh, uh, I bind her wounds,
501
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,662
begin mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.
502
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,289
I move toward the light.
503
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,082
Mosco won't give up.
504
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,542
He keeps performing
chest compressions,
505
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,463
keeps engulfing her mouth
with his, breathing
his life force into hers!
506
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,757
Live! Live, damn you!
507
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,302
Brangelina's eyes
flutter open.
508
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:01,645
So, what say you,
Fellowship of the Dorks?
509
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,648
Do you venture forth
and face the lich
510
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,984
or stay and take
your chances with me?
511
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:16,159
You enter the lich's quarters.
You hear muttering.
512
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:19,829
You look up, and you see
the lich perched on
a giant wooden chandelier.
513
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,207
A fireball comes
hurtling down at you.
514
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,542
Not good.
515
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,211
Everyone takes
38 points damage.
516
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,254
I'm dead.
517
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:28,213
I bind her wounds.
518
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,590
- I begin to...
- You're dead, too, Halfling.
519
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,551
Your turn. What do you do?
520
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:33,885
I swing with my long sword.
521
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,471
At what? The Lich is 10 feet
above you.
522
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,181
Well, throw something!
523
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,100
Isn't there a stone somewhere?
Don't you have a dagger?
524
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,601
- The dwarf!
- Say what?
525
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,270
I throw the dwarf up
to the chandelier.
526
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,271
I've got 18 strength.
527
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,939
Does the dwarf allow
himself to be thrown?
528
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:47,983
Yeah, fine.
529
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:50,068
Sirjay throws Earl
up to the chandelier.
530
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,572
He sticks the landing.
Earl, what do you do?
531
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:58,118
I cleave this undead
hellspawn in twain with
my Ax of the Dwarven Gods.
532
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,915
You hit. Roll for damage.
533
00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,002
Booyah!
534
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,547
How you like old Earl now,
you damn dirty lich?
535
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,215
Is it dead?
536
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,009
The lich looks badly wounded,
537
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,760
but it launches itself
from the chandelier,
538
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,471
and disappears from view as it
enters this antechamber.
539
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:21,474
- We give chase!
- You go into the chamber,
but the lich is gone.
540
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,476
We search the room
for secret doors.
541
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:27,147
Dan?
542
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,025
What the hell is this place?
543
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,193
Has this room
always been here?
544
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,573
- What did you see?
- A secret door.
545
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:38,074
In Dan's apartment.
546
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,284
Great, we're done here.
547
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:41,328
No, we're not.
548
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:44,039
Where is the lich?
549
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:52,672
Boy, Georgie Fogglebottom's
face when I reached
into my bag of holding
550
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:56,217
and pulled out
that lich head, like... Yeah!
551
00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,011
What do you think
of them apples?
552
00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,220
I was there.
553
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:02,182
I think playing all night
might've been a bad idea.
554
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:07,062
Now that I've leveled up,
I get two attacks a round.
That's gonna be tight.
555
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,064
Hey, maybe we could
have a regular game.
556
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,650
You could save
a little Dan brain,
eat some every week.
557
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:14,152
Clive, I saw
that suit of armor
in my vision.
558
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,030
It means the hidden door
to the secret room must be...
559
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,033
There.
560
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,838
White people.
561
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,385
A computer geek's paradise.
562
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,596
What the hell am I looking at?
563
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:43,765
"Remote fuel rod
system override.
564
00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,600
"Leningrad Nuclear
Power Plant."
565
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,602
When did you learn
to read Russian?
566
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:49,145
A couple of days ago.
567
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:51,731
You know Russian,
maybe you know passwords.
568
00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:53,400
Let's see.
569
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:55,860
Apparently not.
570
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,245
I'm gonna tell
Devore what we found.
571
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:06,496
Let's bring Zoe in tomorrow.
572
00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:08,164
See what she knew
about this room
573
00:29:08,373 --> 00:29:10,333
and Dan's interest
in Russian power plants.
574
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:13,669
Yeah, I knew
about the secret room.
575
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:14,963
How'd you find it?
576
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,673
I went over to Dan's one day,
577
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,717
heard music coming
from behind the wall,
578
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,593
pushed on the bookcase
and there it was.
579
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:23,596
She's done here.
580
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:24,764
You can go.
581
00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,602
We're shutting down the case.
582
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,479
- Why?
- The FBI stepped in.
583
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:33,481
They're chasing
the cyber-crime angle.
584
00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:35,483
They think that your victim
might have been poisoned
585
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:38,611
by a Russian agent
to stop him from hacking
into their system.
586
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,948
You know, that actually makes
more sense than any
of our suspects.
587
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,241
Let the Feds figure it out.
588
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:44,784
They put Bozzio on it.
589
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:49,080
- Bozzio?
- She was here a minute ago.
You must've just missed her.
590
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:15,899
What you looking for?
591
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:19,944
You.
592
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,950
You were right
about Major Lilywhite
not being a mass murderer.
593
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:29,078
Turns out he was
just a mass kidnapper.
594
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:33,374
I've wanted to talk,
595
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:38,963
but I figured after leaving
a dozen messages,
the feeling wasn't mutual.
596
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,633
Didn't seem like much
for me to say.
597
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,344
Still doesn't.
598
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:48,932
Unless you have
something new to add.
599
00:30:58,233 --> 00:30:59,108
How about this?
600
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,655
I haven't stopped
thinking about you.
601
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:09,869
I'm absolutely lost
without you.
602
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:13,873
I meant about the case.
603
00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:22,632
My Uber is here.
604
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,426
So, about this new case, uh,
605
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:27,929
you like anyone for it?
606
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,015
It's my case, Clive.
607
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,228
And I'm afraid I can't trust
you with that information.
608
00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:55,206
Thanks for the brain mush.
609
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:59,085
That is the first time
anyone has ever been
thanked for that stuff.
610
00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:01,462
I just really want to be
myself for Justin tonight.
611
00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:04,716
No prob. I've got
a freezer full of Z-rations
since I took the cure.
612
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:08,553
She discards the empty tube,
613
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:12,515
eager to escape the clutches
of the Dungeon Master's brain,
but knowing that...
614
00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:17,103
Don't narrate. Just be.
615
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,732
Here. Take these.
616
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,901
Don't let me have them back,
even if I beg.
617
00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,867
Whoa.
618
00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,536
You look...
619
00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:35,371
The young woman melts
620
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:38,416
as her suitor
makes sounds indicating
that her dress is a success.
621
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,459
Yeah.
622
00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:41,002
I should get going.
623
00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,795
That video game's
not going to play itself.
624
00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:46,966
Sorry you're not helping
out with security.
625
00:32:47,175 --> 00:32:48,926
Baracus is already down
in the polls.
626
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:51,012
He doesn't want
the Chaos Killer
at his fundraiser.
627
00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:52,513
More shrimp for me.
628
00:32:54,891 --> 00:32:57,477
So, what do you even do
at a political fundraiser?
629
00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:01,397
- I'm pretty sure
it's all about hobnobbing.
- Bring it on.
630
00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:05,276
Look alive, boys!
Messerschmitts at 10 o'clock!
631
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,656
Two more coming
your way, Shorty!
632
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,953
Number three is hit, Cap!
Shut 'er down!
633
00:33:15,745 --> 00:33:18,539
Here comes another,
almost in range.
634
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,626
Don't be shy, Fritz. I got
a little present for you.
635
00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:28,341
See you in hell,
you Nazi bastard!
636
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:30,551
Dude, how much brain
did you take?
637
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:35,390
Direct hit! We're going down!
638
00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:37,725
Bail out!
639
00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:48,778
He'll be okay, right?
640
00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:51,572
Don't care.
641
00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:12,468
I've got first shift.
642
00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:14,679
- See you after work, honey?
- Keep us safe.
643
00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:22,562
Liv Moore,
644
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:25,523
I'd like you to meet the
new head of Fillmore-Graves,
Chase Graves.
645
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,901
Mr. Graves, I am
so sorry about Vivian.
I greatly admired...
646
00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,695
Where do we stand on
the Tuttle-Reid investigation?
647
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:35,408
Well, there's a group
here in Seattle that believes
zombies escaped...
648
00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:37,577
From the Max Rager party.
I know. I've been briefed.
649
00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:40,788
Do you have hard evidence
that can put them away for
murdering that zombie family?
650
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:45,625
Not yet. But we've got
someone on the inside
of Harley Johns' group.
651
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,587
You do understand
the urgency, don't you?
652
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,047
Zombie Island won't be
ready for some time.
653
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,758
If D-Day happens
before we're ready,
we could face extinction.
654
00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:52,967
I know this.
655
00:34:53,176 --> 00:34:56,471
My partner and I are risking
our careers to pursue
it on our own time.
656
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,014
It's not even our case.
657
00:34:58,222 --> 00:35:00,641
Your partner. A human
who you told about us.
658
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,560
A human who risked
his life for zombies.
659
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,395
Who gave up the woman
he loved for zombies.
660
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:05,980
Yeah. That guy.
661
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:10,777
That's a great dress.
662
00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:15,073
Carey. I should probably
meet this mayoral candidate
we're bankrolling.
663
00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:17,450
Nice meeting you, Miss Moore.
664
00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:20,244
Having one of our own on
the force is good for us all.
665
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,626
Why don't we have
any drinks yet?
666
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:30,463
What happened? I thought you
were getting ready at home
and coming with us.
667
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:33,007
I had too much to do.
I came here straight
from work.
668
00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:35,927
From now on, could you
at least pretend that
this takes some effort?
669
00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:38,471
Free booze!
670
00:35:38,888 --> 00:35:42,016
Oh, uh, grab me a Scotch.
I need to talk to my boss.
671
00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:49,482
- All right. Who's gonna
be the next mayor?
- Me!
672
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,192
Oh!
673
00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:52,985
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
674
00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:57,323
Great stuff.
675
00:35:57,532 --> 00:35:59,325
Auction begins
in 90 minutes.
676
00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:01,160
Until then, I'll keep Buck.
677
00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,411
You work the crowd.
678
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:05,373
Oh, and, um, Chase wants
to meet you when you
have a minute.
679
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:08,668
- Who?
- Only the most important
zombie on this planet.
680
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:09,877
Right. Chase Graves.
681
00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:11,462
Endeavor to impress.
682
00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:13,548
Okay. We'll see you soon.
683
00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:15,675
Hey, Daniel. Good to see you.
684
00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:17,343
- Thanks for coming out.
- Floyd.
685
00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,845
Sorry to interrupt
with an office matter,
686
00:36:19,053 --> 00:36:20,513
but you haven't
been around much lately.
687
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,682
I just... I had a few
questions to run by you.
688
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,767
- Yeah.
- On the Weckler case.
689
00:36:26,394 --> 00:36:27,562
The murdered dominatrix.
690
00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:29,355
We have a confession.
691
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,941
There's something
fishy about it.
692
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,862
My old boss used to tell me,
"When you win a case,
get out of the courtroom."
693
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:38,322
Let it go.
694
00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:40,658
Go have some fun, Peyton.
695
00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:42,410
Hey.
696
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:50,543
- Well, that went over like
a fart in a phone booth.
- What?
697
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,545
I just tried to ask my boss
about the murdered
dominatrix case,
698
00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:55,131
and he practically sprinted
away. Told me to drop it.
699
00:36:55,798 --> 00:36:57,383
Maybe that has something
to do with the fact
700
00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:00,636
that your boss was one
of the dominatrix's clients.
701
00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:04,056
Tell me everything.
702
00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:15,568
Hey, Doc. You got a minute?
703
00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:17,904
Uh...
704
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,200
We caught ourselves a zombie.
705
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,410
What happened to waiting
until I finish the vaccine?
706
00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:26,704
You know, we've got
our eyes on all those
Chaos Killer zombies.
707
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:29,122
They've got security details,
and those security details
708
00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:31,000
all end up
at the same underground bar.
709
00:37:31,209 --> 00:37:32,585
That's where we
found this one.
710
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,962
Alone, wandering around.
Pretty out of it.
711
00:37:35,171 --> 00:37:36,756
Figured you'd
have tranquilizers.
712
00:37:37,006 --> 00:37:39,091
We need something
to mellow out this freak
without killing it.
713
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,551
You're sure you captured a...
714
00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:44,138
Zombie?
715
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,473
Pretty damn sure.
716
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:59,278
It's time to stop feeling
lethargic, bloated, gassy
and foggy-headed.
717
00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:02,406
Take the cleanse,
the Mega Bio Muesli cleanse.
718
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:23,761
Hey, there.
719
00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:27,014
Guess who's off duty and
ready to hobnob his ass off.
720
00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:28,224
Really?
721
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:29,934
'Cause I'm all hobnobbed out.
722
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:34,063
And I was hoping to take
some Fillmore-Graves soldier
home, make love,
723
00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:38,859
and immediately fall
asleep without
a follow-up conversation.
724
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:40,152
Check, please!
725
00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:41,779
Oh, look.
726
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:44,907
It's your new boss
chitchatting with
the zombie-who-would-be-mayor
727
00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:46,784
if he weren't such
a terrible candidate.
728
00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:48,369
Have you met
Chase Graves, yet?
729
00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:49,870
I'm not sure what I think.
730
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:52,415
I have met him.
The day he arrived, in fact.
731
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,626
He found out we stole
a six pack of Super Max,
732
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:56,711
and he shot me in the chest.
733
00:38:56,919 --> 00:38:57,962
He did not.
734
00:38:58,671 --> 00:39:01,632
Liv, this is sweet, but there
could not be nothing worse
for me than... Liv!
735
00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:02,675
Liv!
736
00:39:10,558 --> 00:39:11,475
Dad!
737
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,477
Stay down.
738
00:39:15,479 --> 00:39:17,440
- Take the boy.
I've got Baracus.
- I'm on it.
739
00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:19,483
Floyd. Let Carey
take your boy.
740
00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:21,027
You need to calm down.
741
00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,194
Let's go, Buck.
742
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,571
Your dad's gonna be fine.
743
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,072
Eyes on me.
744
00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:28,409
Deep, steady breaths.
745
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:29,869
Miss, I'm a doctor!
746
00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,121
So am I. Stay out of my way!
747
00:40:00,733 --> 00:40:03,069
- Shawna.
- Major.
748
00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:04,653
Chaos Killer in the flesh.
749
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,572
Come on in.
750
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:20,044
The man was willing
to literally take a bullet
for his son.
751
00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:21,670
Can you imagine what
that would be like,
752
00:40:21,879 --> 00:40:23,714
growing up with a father
that cares that much?
753
00:40:24,298 --> 00:40:26,467
Yeah. Me, neither.
754
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:28,386
Hungry?
755
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:35,935
That's from an impotent
proctologist, by the way.
756
00:40:37,019 --> 00:40:37,978
Enjoy.
757
00:40:40,022 --> 00:40:42,817
Taking that bullet should
do wonders for Baracus'
poll numbers.
758
00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:45,152
And a zombie mayor?
759
00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:47,822
That'll help me as well.
760
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,199
You see what I did there?
761
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,162
Oh, Father,
762
00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:58,040
I'm so glad you're still
around to experience this.
763
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,459
It's like all my wishes
are coming true.
764
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:28,821
Welcome back
to the United States.
765
00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:31,114
How long are you
gonna be in Seattle?
766
00:41:31,115 --> 00:41:33,784
Just long enough to get
my money and settle
some old debts.
767
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,830
Tell your ma hi for me,
will you, Spence?