1 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:15,515 [sighs] 2 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:16,933 [Dusty] You like root beer? 3 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,144 Not really. 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,895 'Cause I think we got some root beer. 5 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,985 We got some Hellfire Cheezy Puffs behind the counter. 6 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,239 -Interested? -No, thanks. Just... Just this. 7 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:32,824 It was a trick question, anyway. 8 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,493 I don't sell hellfire nothing. 9 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:38,830 Screw 'em. Know what I mean? Zombies. 10 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,249 [woman] How do you know I'm not a zombie? 11 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,293 [Dusty] Uh... [chuckles] 12 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,921 'Cause you ain't sucking my brain out of its skull like I'm a damn oyster. 13 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,465 [woman] The night's young. 14 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,135 [both laugh] 15 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,137 [Dusty] You almost had me there. "The night's young." 16 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,305 I was almost buying it. 17 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,182 But zombies don't come in here. 18 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,934 -They know what's good for 'em. -[woman] What makes you say that? 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,855 Fillmore Graves makes us stock self-tanning lotion, 20 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,774 and we ain't sold a one of 'em. 21 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,401 Zombies know they ain't welcome here! 22 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,571 This here homey don't play! 23 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,699 Time's nearly up for zombies. 24 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,326 That I can tell you. 25 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,120 We ain't gonna keep letting ourselves be hostages. 26 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,872 That's for damn sure. 27 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,879 What's the hurry? 28 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,422 Ain't no place to go. 29 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,008 All of us is stuck in these 15 square miles. 30 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:33,635 [doorbell chimes] 31 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,018 Zombie bitch. 32 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,479 [opening theme music playing] 33 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:54,489 [Liv] Sad. The last portion of brains in the morgue, if not all of Seattle. 34 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,491 Thumb-Breaker Barnes. 35 00:01:56,908 --> 00:02:00,286 I spent five days with you in my head, and now that you're gone, 36 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,871 I'd rather you stay gone. 37 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:05,166 You were an unpleasant man, with an unpleasant job. 38 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,169 You dangled an old lady off her balcony, because she what? 39 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,796 Disrespected you? 40 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,965 Ever heard of anger management? 41 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,176 Maybe you should've tried soothing whale sounds. 42 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,637 But I'm spoiled. 43 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,558 I rarely have to choke down brain tubes like every other zombie in the city. 44 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,601 Wine. 45 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,191 Liv! Liv! It's happening! 46 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,568 I should've known last night 47 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,111 when I was more interested in eating the pizza guy 48 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,237 than the pizza itself. 49 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,446 My monthlies! 50 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:40,952 Thank you, Great Zombie in the sky. I am forever your humble servant. 51 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,792 That was mine. 52 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,005 I take it all back. 53 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,382 Whoever this was... Delicious. 54 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,134 It was Thumb-Breaker Barnes. 55 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,052 Oh... 56 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,390 Hmm... 57 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,684 Who looks good? 58 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:07,979 Oh, yeah. 59 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,068 [classical music playing] 60 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,161 I'm going for a swim. 61 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:25,330 Don't be here when I get back. 62 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:32,420 Actually... Marathoner brain. Come back tonight, say, 10:00? 63 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,422 Bring a friend. 64 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,049 No fatties. 65 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,054 [Don E] Get this through your head. 66 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,513 Blaine is King Kong, 67 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,350 and the rest of us are merely Skull Island natives. 68 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,185 Don't ask why. 69 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,355 Just go tell the girls that Two-fer Tuesdays is a real thing, 70 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,940 decreed by the mighty Kong. 71 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,066 Remember, Don E. 72 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,151 'Twas beauty killed the beast. 73 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,029 [chuckles] Yeah? Well, there are worse ways to go. 74 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,657 -Everything okay? -Actually-- 75 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,201 Actually, things are better than okay. 76 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,329 They're the hunky-doriest. Candy was just leaving. 77 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,123 [exhales] 78 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,460 -We've got problems. -So we're more like hunky-dory adjacent? 79 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,546 It's a train wreck. That video, man. That video is killing us. 80 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,591 -What video? -Where've you been the past 48 hours? 81 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,051 Um... 82 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:22,720 Did you talk to those lawyers I texted you about? 83 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,931 Were they from the firm of Young and Willing? 84 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,891 Come here. We've got company. 85 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,437 What video, Don E? 86 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,940 Convenience store surveillance cam 87 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:36,359 caught a couple zombies ripping apart some lady 88 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,611 who had the bad sense to bump into their hooptie. 89 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,405 And what's that got to do with us? 90 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:44,659 Turns out, humans don't like seeing men of a certain... 91 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,579 "complexion" chowing down on nice human ladies. Who knew? 92 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,833 So humans are gathering their pitchforks and their torches? 93 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,793 I mean, you know how they get. 94 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,088 It's six humans in particular who should concern us. 95 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:58,923 It's the six border patrol agents 96 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,633 who we pay to look the other way 97 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,927 when we're smuggling brains through the south channel. 98 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,639 I guess they used to think that zombies were essentially decent. 99 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,557 Some are. 100 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,435 Well, now that they've seen one of their own women-folk 101 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,145 put through a debraining process, 102 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,147 we can't pay them enough to ignore it. 103 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,525 So who's here? 104 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,655 Think of all the people in the world you'd enjoy seeing. 105 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:24,866 It's none of them. 106 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:29,996 They're petitioning me to let two humans out of the city for a dance contest? 107 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,248 Mmm. "Dance of a Lifetime." 108 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,125 No. 109 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,711 I'm not letting humans out to dance. 110 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,798 Producers say they'll give us a one-minute commercial spot in each episode. 111 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,967 To advertise what? 112 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,053 Our tourism's way down. 113 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,055 -[door opens] -[Blaine] Commander! 114 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,932 Welcome, welcome. 115 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,392 Blaine. 116 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,227 It's been too long, old friend. 117 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,522 I really do hope this is a social call. 118 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:57,982 Sadly, no. 119 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,944 I got a call from the brain plant this morning with some disturbing news. 120 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,404 They told you that? 121 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,031 That we live in a quarantined city 122 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,325 teetering between self-destruction and annihilation? 123 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,204 We delivered 1,200 fewer brains this week. 124 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,705 Yeah. 125 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,083 Annihilation may come sooner than any of us would like 126 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,459 if that trend line continues. 127 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,836 You're responsible for brains making it to the city. 128 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,129 It's how you live like a king. 129 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,256 It's why people are willing to pretend that you're Jack Sparrow, 130 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,508 and not Jack the Ripper. 131 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,717 [clears throat] 132 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,844 Sounds like you got a PR problem. 133 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,013 You should arrest a couple of zombies. 134 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,556 Say they did it. Smash their heads. 135 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,518 Humans sleep easy at night knowing we live in a just society. 136 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,311 And border patrol agents remember they like money. 137 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,938 -[snapping fingers] -Bing. Bang. Bing. Bong. 138 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,397 All our problems are solved. 139 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,816 We don't smash heads anymore. 140 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:40,858 Oh, yeah. 141 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,693 How is that hopey-changey thing working out for you? 142 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,112 Stay in your lane, Blaine. 143 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:45,363 Make a new plan, man. 144 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,989 Hop on the bus-- 145 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,201 Commander, you might not like the way I problem solve. 146 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,036 I'm not known for my light touch. 147 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,788 You got a good thing going. 148 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,958 I suggest you do nothing to screw it up. 149 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,876 It's always my first choice. 150 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,088 Then I'll leave you to it. 151 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,680 I don't know why they expect you to come riding to the rescue. 152 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,392 -Well, I'll tell you, Don E. -Please don't. 153 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:19,063 People ask me how I've done it, 154 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,399 turned my life around. 155 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,486 Outlaw... Hero... 156 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:30,032 But aren't those just two sides of the same coin? 157 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,539 They have at least one thing in common, 158 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,792 the need for a trusty steed. 159 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,128 Skip it before I puke. 160 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,755 Can't. They make you watch the commercial first. 161 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,591 -Ah. [grunts] -Oh! 162 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,555 Oh, uh, Thumb-Breaker Barnes' brain. 163 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,973 [Blaine] Margo Ball Motors, 164 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,726 where heroes find their steeds. 165 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,145 -Are you a baller? -Be calm. 166 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,732 Carry on. Here's what we came to see. 167 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,281 -I've seen it. -Well, watch it again. 168 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,200 We need all hands on deck on this one. 169 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,993 This murder could bring down the city. 170 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,411 -This is coming straight from... -[door opens] 171 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:17,580 Speak of the devil. 172 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,540 Good. You're watching it. 173 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,043 [sighs] 174 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,669 Your hair. 175 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,172 Where is it? 176 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,427 By now, I assume it's been swept up 177 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,137 and is in a dumpster behind the salon. 178 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,180 I love it. 179 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,725 Well, we didn't discuss that, now, did we? 180 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,521 Uh, Peyton. Thumb-Breaker Barnes' brain. 181 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:44,857 Well, won't this be fun. 182 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,275 Yeah. 183 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,410 Consider this group a task force. 184 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,247 We need to find out who murdered this poor woman. 185 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,917 We should probably also figure out who this poor woman is. 186 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,753 It's a powder keg out there, as I'm sure you've all noticed. 187 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:07,588 People need to see that we can solve this 188 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,298 and bring these two zombies to justice, 189 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,468 or there are some humans out there, and not just our Dead Ender friends, 190 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,886 who might decide it's game on. 191 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,265 Clive. You and Liv get out to the gas station where it happened, 192 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,641 see what you can find. 193 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,726 Cavanaugh and I will work the lowrider angle. 194 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,936 Let's get to work. 195 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,898 Oh, Ravi, a word? 196 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,526 Yeah. 197 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,069 [Dale] Clive? 198 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,072 A word? 199 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,366 Something I could help you with, ma'am? 200 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,493 [sighs] 201 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,290 Yeah. There is, Detective. 202 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,714 While you're out there fighting crime... 203 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:50,715 Yes? 204 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,426 ...can you find me some chocolate? 205 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,680 Honey, that is no easy mission. Not in this-- 206 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,975 Some salted caramel dark chocolate. 207 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:06,814 [Dusty] Slim pickings, huh? 208 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,359 You don't have any salted caramel dark chocolate, do you? 209 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,486 With or without almonds? 210 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:17,033 Oh, sorry. No, man. No fancy chocolate. 211 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,661 Fresh outta jet packs and submarines, too. 212 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,498 Clive Babineaux. Seattle PD. 213 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,751 Do you mind showing me the original footage 214 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,085 of the murder your cameras captured? 215 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,546 Oh, yeah. Of course. Just back there. 216 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,131 Thank you. 217 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,134 [Dusty] Just point and click. Just pick your date and time. 218 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,219 It's pretty self-explanatory. 219 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,056 Clive. 220 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,016 There's blood all over the pavement. 221 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,184 We got samples. 222 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,354 You! Get outta here! Go on now! 223 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,688 [shouts] Hey! 224 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,232 That animated meat is gonna get us all killed. 225 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,904 Now aren't you the lucky little man, mmm? 226 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,533 Lucky 'cause you're face-to-face with me 227 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,078 instead of her. 228 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,165 I should've given you a go at Renegade with that stick. 229 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,000 -Mmm. -Ravi, I'm okay. 230 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,710 [Clive] You made your point. 231 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,212 Come on, I found something. 232 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,506 All right. 233 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,387 The surveillance video cuts in later. 234 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,056 But if we rewind a couple of seconds... 235 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,226 [Liv] The victim is on her phone. 236 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:29,647 So we check the nearest cell phone tower, see who was pinging it at... 12:38. 237 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,108 -See who we can't track down. -And that's our victim. 238 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,442 Yeah. 239 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,198 I should ask Hobbs to do this. 240 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,075 Hobbs likes telling people no. 241 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,202 You brought this on yourself. 242 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,330 Chase Graves didn't let people leave the city. 243 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,667 A-ha! But Chase Graves had no interest in being popular, 244 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,253 whereas being popular is what I live for. 245 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,672 Commander? 246 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,590 Jordan! Come in! 247 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,469 -Thought you might want to see this. -What is it? 248 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,429 A deck of cards. 249 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,597 We raided Warmbloods, that human bar on 3rd. 250 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,933 -I know the one. -People were playing poker with these. 251 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,604 Ah! 252 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,153 Well, if they're playing cards, they're not making IEDs. 253 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,655 Hey! You're the ace of spades. 254 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,323 The Saddam spot. 255 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:22,783 Yuck it up, Uday. 256 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:23,951 What are these? 257 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,162 Applications to leave Seattle. 258 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,330 Oh, what about this lady? 259 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,498 Cynthia Rybnicki. 260 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,835 Says here, she was visiting Seattle when the wall went up. 261 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,795 Her husband and kid are in Chicago. 262 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,257 Does she require medical assistance only available outside of Seattle? 263 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,425 No. 264 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,010 That's why it's in the reject pile. 265 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,180 Man, your job sucks. 266 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,265 Now you're just feeding his self-pity. 267 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,351 No. Seriously. I can't think of anything worse. 268 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,771 Father of four in Cincinnati. Early onset Alzheimer's. 269 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:57,109 Or this lady who suffers from cluster headaches, 270 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,863 and if Renegade doesn't get her to Seattle to be a zombie, 271 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,699 she is moving to Oregon to "go out on her own terms." 272 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,579 Liv? 273 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:10,915 Are you okay? 274 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,209 We've gotta go get this kid. 275 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,378 Astrocytomas. Inoperable. 276 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,091 If it was just a brain tumor, well, whatever, 277 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,094 but I'm in my fourth foster home. 278 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,305 And each one gets worse. 279 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,225 Phil is a pervert 280 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,185 and Sandy is an enabler. 281 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,104 I'm gonna stab him if he ever touches me again. 282 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,775 I can make it to Sacramento if someone could meet me there. 283 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,530 Well, what are you waiting for? 284 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,222 [beeping] 285 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,358 Hey, Baron. 286 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,947 This credit card has about $200 left on it. 287 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,324 Don't go crazy. 288 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,500 You got any papers for me? 289 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,420 -Papers? -Travel docs for the kid I'm bringing in? 290 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,923 You know, the ones that keep us from getting lined up and shot? 291 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,177 Whatever. She's here. 292 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,897 [Baron] Renegade! 293 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,399 You're looking fine. 294 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,944 Baron, you are looking... the part. 295 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,280 You gonna brief me, or what? 296 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,742 [cameraman] In three, two... [whispers] One. 297 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,455 Good morning, and welcome to Frostbites. I'm your host, Johnny Frost. 298 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,916 Joining me this morning to discuss the state of affairs 299 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,168 in the city with balls behind the walls 300 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,421 is Peyton Charles, Seattle's de facto mayor. 301 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,924 -I'm not the mayor. -Acting mayor... 302 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,052 Closer. I'm the chief of staff to former mayor Floyd Baracus. 303 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,511 May he rest in peace. 304 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,640 In any case, you look ravishing as usual. 305 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,517 -Oh, careful, mate. -Also with us 306 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,144 is Seattle's numero uno CHIC 307 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,438 and local business owner, Dolly Durkins. 308 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:43,067 Today, we'll be discussing how to improve human-zombie relations. 309 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:47,154 There's no such thing as "improving human-zombie relations" 310 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:51,075 any more than you can improve "human-T-bone steak relations," 311 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,744 or "Bugs Bunny-carrot" relations. 312 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,037 The clock... 313 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,497 The clock is ticking. 314 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,290 -Lovely. -Yep. 315 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,377 Dr. Grassly raved about you, 316 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,796 said we'd be lucky to have you on the team. 317 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,214 Yeah, Jerry's a good dude. 318 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,841 "Dr. Collier's a real life Good Will Hunting," he said. 319 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,136 Said you weren't even enrolled in his class. You just showed up. 320 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,223 [chuckles] I was enrolled at Johns Hopkins, though. 321 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,392 It wasn't like I was polishing the floors. 322 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,559 Jerry said you turned in work 323 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,646 way beyond the capabilities of all those privileged kids. 324 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,524 I'm from Chappaqua. 325 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,150 My parents are both doctors. 326 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,821 -Hmm. -Tell me about Dr. Chakrabarti. 327 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,032 I heard that, when he worked here, years before Seattle happened, 328 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,576 he wrote a paper about the potential for a zombie outbreak. 329 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,537 -He did, indeed. -How was it received? 330 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,579 We fired him. 331 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,081 Huh. 332 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,958 But to Dr. Chakrabarti's credit, 333 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,252 he has been nothing but gracious in the wake of the outbreak. 334 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,878 He's sending us all of his research. 335 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,463 We're sending him everything we get. 336 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,341 You'll be working closer to him than anyone on our team. 337 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,218 That's why I wanted this job. 338 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,886 I'm a fan. 339 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,306 [Peyton on TV] You're suggesting that Seattle's half a million humans 340 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,435 preemptively slaughter the city's zombies which we outnumber 50-1. 341 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,562 Stop! They're already dead. 342 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,774 I wouldn't send my kids to school with vampires and werewolves, either. 343 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,443 -You can call that bigotry... -[man] Did you order a sub? 344 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,485 ...I call it sanity. 345 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,070 -In here. -I'm a business owner, 346 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,365 and it is my job to take the facts that I have... 347 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,658 Whoa! The morgue. 348 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,660 This is where you keep all the murdered people, huh? 349 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,078 By definition, innit? 350 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,455 Just put it there. 351 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,585 [man] Order for Shark Body? 352 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,420 Chakrabarti. 353 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,048 Shark Body. Strange name. 354 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,300 Is that a nickname? You got a dorsal fin back there? 355 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,635 Oi, mate. I'm watching. 356 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,263 [Skype call ringing] 357 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,556 You got a call there. 358 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,772 There he is! 359 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,815 -The man who did more with 30-- -Who's that, then? 360 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,110 Dr. Chakrabarti, meet your new liaison, Dr. Collier. 361 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,612 I'll let you two talk shop. 362 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,989 Dr. Collier has already gone over your research, 363 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,783 and I know she's got questions. 364 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,409 Dr. Chakrabarti, it is an-- 365 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,661 Oi! Mate! Meatball! 366 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,998 My sub was a meatball, you nonce! What's this mess of veggies! 367 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,500 Oi! 368 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,796 Dr. DeBeardo. 369 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,381 Where's your better half? 370 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,343 Not now, Blaine. I've had a bit of a late one. 371 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,594 I'm feeling a bit ropey. 372 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,138 The man asked you a question. 373 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,848 [Ravi growls] 374 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,893 And I ignored it. 375 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,814 Blaine, you wanna call off your lady friend? 376 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,566 I'm not gonna buy you a new one if this one gets broken. 377 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,696 And what's this? 378 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,407 Is she crying? 379 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,576 What's the matter? 380 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,913 Somebody must've minced that bucket of fish guts you call a face 381 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,623 creating scarring near the drainage system 382 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,127 thereby disrupting the normal flow of tears through your ducts. 383 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,796 Or is you just a muppet? 384 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,674 -First one. -Hmm. 385 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,342 Maybe she's upstairs? 386 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,469 Could be. 387 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,054 Crybaby. 388 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,931 Let's go. 389 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,559 That's right. Go on. 390 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:07,980 All right. 391 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,489 Maybe I caught you at a bad time. 392 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,742 -They're having a laugh. -[Charli] Okay, um... 393 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,412 So, I spotted something in your research that... 394 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,372 I thought... 395 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,374 ...us versus them, then you've been seduced by zombies. 396 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,460 If anyone is doing any seducing, it's Ms. Charles. 397 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,671 I love this new cut on you. 398 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,672 Right! 399 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,383 Enough. 400 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,761 Uh, Dr. Chakrabarti? 401 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,180 -This is Liv Moore... -Zero... 402 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,347 -...from the Seattle Police Department. -...six, eight, one. 403 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,891 -Please give me a call at this number... -That matches what I've got. 404 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,684 -...when you get this message. -Thank you so much for your time. 405 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,227 -[Liv] Thank you. -Bye now. 406 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,063 Okay. 407 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,608 Only 19 left on my list. 408 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,526 I'm down to 15. 409 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,655 Seventy-two people were pinging the cell phone tower at 12:38 that night. 410 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,741 One of these people must be our victim. 411 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:01,992 [sucks teeth] 412 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,037 Mr. DeBeers. 413 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,250 To what do we owe the emotions we are currently experiencing? 414 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,169 Good karma? Lady Luck? 415 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,420 What do you want, Blaine? 416 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,715 I'm so glad you asked... Renegade! 417 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,259 Look, I wanna keep my hands clean. 418 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,595 It's taken me so long to get them this way, 419 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,805 and if you don't hurry up and catch whoever's responsible 420 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,725 for pulverizing the sweet lady on the gas station video, 421 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,311 I'm afraid they might get dirty again. 422 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,104 Nobody wants that. 423 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,023 Not you. Not me. 424 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,025 Not my corporate sponsors. 425 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,694 So, you see this? 426 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,738 This is ten grand. 427 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,365 To me, this is nothing. 428 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,326 If I take a nap and wake up, another one appears. 429 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,744 But you two... 430 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,164 On your meager civil servant wages, 431 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,833 this must be like a... A lot. Right? 432 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,253 I'm sorry. Are you offering us a bribe? 433 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,754 A bribe? 434 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:56,964 What? 435 00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,092 Can't a citizen offer a reward 436 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,387 for the capture of a couple of no-goodniks? Huh? 437 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,098 You have 48 hours. Then it's Blaine time. 438 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,349 Who had six months 439 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,226 in the "Blaine begins to speak in third person" pool? 440 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,479 Zombies are going hungry because of this video, 441 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:13,855 and that makes me sad. 442 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,108 And I'm delivering fewer brains to Major, 443 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,694 which makes me less wealthy, and that makes me sadder. 444 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,446 -Go. -Forty-eight hours. 445 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,700 Blaine. You forgot this. 446 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,702 Whoops! 447 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,623 Sorry. I leave these everywhere. Where's my head? 448 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,792 [Peyton] ...reforms instituted by Commander Lillywhite. 449 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,712 No separate justice system for zombies, no curfew, 450 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,880 a system of review that allows humans 451 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,716 in life-or-death situations to leave the city. 452 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,218 -Plus, he's done away with the guillotine. -Bring the guillotine back! 453 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,264 It lets the zombies know that there were consequences for breaking the law. 454 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,599 Need I remind you about that innocent woman 455 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,977 that was dragged into the back of a car by zombies and torn apart! 456 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,813 -We all saw that, okay? -Get that finger out of my face. 457 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:59,067 Ladies, ladies. I'm sorry, but that's all the time we... 458 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,696 We have. 459 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,449 [clears throat] Don't look now, 460 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,451 there's something in your pantry that could kill you. 461 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,037 We'll tell you what it is right after this break. 462 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,932 Red kicks. There you are. 463 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,063 How you feeling, kid? 464 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,903 -Crappy. -Well, that's why I'm here. 465 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,991 Everything we told you to bring's in that backpack, yeah? 466 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,618 -Yeah. -Good. 467 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:53,246 'Cause we're gonna need it when we cross the Washington border. 468 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,584 Whoa! There's lots of benches around here, folks. Move along. 469 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,002 They're coming with us. 470 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,505 [chuckles] Like hell they are. 471 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:05,801 We're gonna make it to Seattle with or without you. 472 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,137 Oh, you most definitely are not going to make it without me. 473 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,681 Well, I guess you got a decision to make. 474 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,391 There are some things worse than dying. 475 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,353 Going back to our foster home is one of them. 476 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:18,939 You don't know what it's like-- 477 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:22,734 I know what foster homes are like, man. Trust me. 478 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,698 No. I've only got one ID for you. 479 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,867 If we get stopped in Washington, we're screwed. 480 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,077 We're screwed if we stay here. 481 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,955 Are we gonna talk or are we gonna put some miles behind us? 482 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,623 Oh... [chuckles] 483 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:38,708 [sighs] 484 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,672 I'm gonna regret this. I know it. 485 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,383 Geezer had his hands all over you, though, didn't he? 486 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,218 Yeah? Your legs, your hair. 487 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:52,055 He was trying to get you preggers right in front of all of Seattle. 488 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,475 Hello? 489 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,269 [cell phone beeps] 490 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,854 [Skype call ringing] 491 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:07,404 Dr. Chakrabarti, hope I haven't caught you at a bad time, again. 492 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,698 I came across something I wanted to share with you. 493 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,907 Furry muff. 494 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,367 Uh... 495 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:17,122 Okay. You seemed a bit out of sorts, yesterday. 496 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,792 I hope that I didn't do anything to offend you, or-- 497 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,377 What are you chattin' about? 498 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,129 -I have a theory. -[groans] 499 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:28,091 Are you mullered? It's day one, love. Chillax. 500 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,509 [sighs] 501 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,511 The cured brain you sent us research on, 502 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,805 the White Girl? 503 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:37,392 The antigens in the cure she took created glycoproteins 504 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,145 that essentially awakened dormant cells in her brain. 505 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,939 I believe, if we could generate those glycoproteins, 506 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,775 they could lead to a mass-produceable cure. 507 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,777 So, I started thinking, 508 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,113 is there anywhere that they naturally occur? 509 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:56,703 -Freylich Syndrome. -[groans] 510 00:24:56,786 --> 00:25:00,457 It's rare. There are only 304 cases in the United States, 511 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,125 most victims die in their teens. 512 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:06,129 But the condition causes an increase in protein production in the brain 513 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,964 leading, ultimately, to death. 514 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:08,965 [sniffs, clears throat] 515 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,634 I know. Awful. 516 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,302 But I believe their postmortem brains 517 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:15,013 will be full of the exact glycoprotein that you found-- 518 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:18,183 Drop it, yeah? I'd move off that one if I was you. 519 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,269 Well, let me finish. If this were true-- 520 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,231 Soz, mate. Won't work. Tried it. All right? 521 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,902 Maybe you'd care to tell me what happened when you tried it, then? 522 00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,570 Oh, you're doing me head in now, girl. 523 00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:32,989 I know I'm onto something. 524 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:35,450 I'm gonna prove it. 525 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,579 I'll tell my boss to have someone else liaison with you from now on. 526 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:43,291 So, bugger off, Doctor. All right? 527 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,960 Please, don't. 528 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,462 -Excuse me? -Did I stutter? 529 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,506 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 530 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:55,637 You're right about Freylich's. 531 00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,058 You can derive a cure from the brain of a late-stage sufferer of the disease. 532 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,602 I know, because I have. 533 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,813 [exhales] 534 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,189 Then, there's a cure. 535 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:10,610 Yeah, it's wonderful. One dead kid. One cured zombie. 536 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,195 It's better than nothing. 537 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,948 No. No, it's not. 538 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,909 You get on our conference call tomorrow 539 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:21,705 and tell your boss that Freylich brains equal zombie cures, 540 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:24,791 and suddenly, these poor kids will be hunted. 541 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:28,503 Their brains will be worth millions. They'll have to go into hiding. 542 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:29,629 [scoffs] 543 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,299 People wouldn't hunt children. 544 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,676 [grunts] 545 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,469 Says little miss naive. 546 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,723 I already promised my boss that I was onto something big, 547 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,018 but you've given me a lot to think about. 548 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,603 Yeah? Thinking about how you're gonna 549 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,898 spend all them millions you make on zombie cures? 550 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,404 -[gasps, pants] -[Liv clears throat] 551 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:58,158 I feel like I just watched the Gollum-Sméagol scene 552 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:01,119 from Two Towers. What was that? 553 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,871 Oh, nothing. 554 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,207 I may have just sentenced 300 kids to death. 555 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,632 -Here you go, honey. -[woman] Thank you. 556 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,181 Hey there, honey. What can I do for you? 557 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:26,186 Skate and chips. Triple batter. And a Tab. 558 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:32,567 That's a pretty specific request. You sure that's how you wanna go? 559 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,071 Yeah. 560 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,659 We'll get you when it's ready. This one might take a while. 561 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,802 Your order's ready. Follow me. 562 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,225 Hop in. 563 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,777 [sighs] 564 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,113 -[Dolly] Did you make a video? -Yeah. 565 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:22,784 And a will? 566 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,285 It's on there. 567 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:29,165 You're a hero. You know that? 568 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,544 They got my Jimmy and Sarah. 569 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:35,588 Oh, no. Jimmy and Sarah deserve justice. 570 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:39,134 So, we show 'em what one good human can do. 571 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,517 God bless. 572 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,295 Got a call from a friend in Tacoma. 573 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:16,796 Yeah? 574 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,133 He says five of the six border agents who work the south bay 575 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:24,137 gone off the grid. Snatched up as if by alien abduction. 576 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:25,972 Blaine. 577 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,640 [Jordan] Major! 578 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,393 -Major. -Commander. 579 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,271 -Commander. You need to see this. -See what? 580 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,523 There's a brain line a couple blocks that way. 581 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,525 A couple of humans are taking pictures of everyone in line, 582 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,570 saying they're going to post them online and out them as zombies. 583 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,489 [Spud] I'm not saying we shoot 'em, 584 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,825 but I'll bet if we smack 'em around a bit, we can get 'em to give up photography. 585 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,328 Technically, they're not breaking any laws. 586 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:50,997 -Our new mandates don't allow-- -Let's take a look. 587 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,881 -Excuse me. Detective Babineaux? -That's me. 588 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,132 I had this note on my door 589 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,301 asking my girlfriend Lisa Gertz to give you a call. 590 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,136 Ah... 591 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,848 When's the last time you saw Lisa, Mr... 592 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,391 Cahill. Bix Cahill. 593 00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,935 It's been a few days. 594 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,645 Is that strange? 595 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:16,231 We live together, but she's at a work retreat this week, so... 596 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,858 Have you seen the video of the woman 597 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,236 being dragged into the car of a couple zombies? 598 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,988 We haven't been able to identify the victim. 599 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,115 You think maybe it's Lisa. 600 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:27,700 It's probably not. We just... 601 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:29,160 [breathing shallowly] 602 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:32,330 Mr. Cahill, there are still several women it could be. 603 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:36,459 Can I get you something? A water? A coffee? 604 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,254 -Decaf? -Coffee sounds great. 605 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,005 Uh, French roast? Hazelnut? 606 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:43,091 Oh, I was kinda hoping for a latte. 607 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,509 Seattle. 608 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:48,805 Harris, can you run down the street and grab us a decaf latte, please? 609 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:50,014 No problem, Detective. 610 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,371 [exhales] 611 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,123 [car engine starting] 612 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,042 Photographers must've seen us coming. 613 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,460 They sure hightailed it out of there. 614 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,046 They're gonna keep coming back if we don't do something about it. 615 00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,841 [tires screeching] 616 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,220 What the hell? 617 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:32,557 Oh, God, no. 618 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,267 [soldier] Go, go, go! Incoming! 619 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:36,978 Stop! 620 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,272 [soldiers shouting] 621 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,111 [explosion] 622 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,906 [soldiers screaming] 623 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,751 Let us call you a taxi. 624 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:02,545 We'll call as soon as we know anything. 625 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:03,755 Yeah, okay. 626 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:09,427 Locate My Device! We can use the Locate My Device app to find each other. 627 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:10,720 Please, please, please. 628 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,224 Hardy Park? 629 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:18,061 [multiple telephones ringing simultaneously] 630 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,563 Mr. Cahill, my partner and I will take it from here. 631 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,399 -As soon as we know something... -[officer 1] Okay. We're on our way. 632 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:24,943 All right, let's go. 633 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,404 [officer 2] We're headed out there now. 634 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,490 Harris! Harris. What's happening? 635 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:33,743 Explosion at a Fillmore Graves checkpoint. Multiple fatalities. 636 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,246 Liv, our services are required. 637 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,962 [man grunts, pants] 638 00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,560 Never gets old. 639 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,521 [Blaine] Gentlemen! 640 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,023 Welcome to New Seattle. 641 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:11,447 Sorry for the rough ride. Such is life under an embargo. 642 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,574 [snaps fingers] 643 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:19,288 We had a deal, didn't we? 644 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,624 I fill your bank accounts, 645 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,837 and you let my brain shipments pass your border checkpoint. 646 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,925 I've held up my end. But, fellas and lady, 647 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:34,429 you quit holding up yours. 648 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,639 [mumbles incoherently] 649 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,278 That was before we saw zombies eat that poor woman alive. 650 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:56,075 Ah, yeah. The video. It presents a real... 651 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:58,369 What did I say it presents again? 652 00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,662 -An ethical dilemma. -Moral quandary. 653 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:00,580 Right. 654 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:04,042 You said zombies were like everyone else, that they weren't monsters. 655 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,336 Agent William Fife, you didn't read the fine print. 656 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:09,922 Don E, what does it say under that six-point text? 657 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,759 -"Unless they get hungry." -[Blaine] Right. 658 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:18,306 Yeah, when we're hungry, we can be real scamps. 659 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:19,891 You gotta read that fine print. 660 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:23,686 If you keep preventing my brains from coming through the checkpoint, 661 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,314 there's going to be so many more hungry zombies. 662 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:31,569 You'd be surprised how much personal information is available online. 663 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,529 Most people don't know how to find it, 664 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,866 but if you got a PhD in information science, you can. 665 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:40,203 And I managed to get my doctorate over breakfast this morning. 666 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:46,167 And, man, this lady floating around in my brain had a mind like a steel trap. 667 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,630 I remember every detail I read about the five of you. 668 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,965 Do that guy. I don't like his attitude. 669 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,092 -The little guy? -[Don E] Yeah. 670 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,134 [Blaine] Okay. 671 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,056 Agent Ross. 672 00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:01,599 Your grandma Christine raised you 673 00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:06,020 after your parents died in a car crash outside of Missoula, Montana in '92. 674 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,356 Grandma Chris is an avid golfer 675 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,316 and a member of the Spokane Golf and Country Club. 676 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,859 Can still be found there 677 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:15,029 every Thursday at 8:00 a.m. for her weekly tee time. 678 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,699 I mean, that's where I'd find her, were I to go looking. 679 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,622 Agent Clarke. 680 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,750 I'm so sorry you had to miss your son's soccer game today. 681 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:33,548 He's got another one next week. Blackburn Park. 4:30. Field 7. 682 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:40,138 That was a touching obituary you wrote for your dog Freckles 683 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:43,766 when you were ten, Agent Stevens. It was heartbreaking, really. 684 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:48,980 That's a word I don't use lightly. In fact, it's a word I don't use at all. 685 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:53,943 I do hope Tacoma Kennels are looking after your chocolate lab Muggsy, 686 00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:55,570 so that you don't have to write another 687 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,488 -tearjerker anytime soon. -[Fife] Okay, we get it. 688 00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,782 So, if we don't start letting your shipments through again, 689 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,868 what, you're gonna turn our dogs and families into zombies? 690 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:05,037 No. Silly billy, Willie Fife. 691 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,292 I'm gonna turn you into zombies. 692 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,086 And I'm going to kill your loved ones, 693 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:16,340 be they young, old, human or canine. 694 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:22,263 Or you could go back to honoring our arrangement, yeah? 695 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,265 Yeah? Great. 696 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,188 Threaten me all you want, whitey. I don't work for zombies anymore. 697 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,330 [Skype call ringing] 698 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:53,920 Everyone's on time for once. 699 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,089 I believe you all have had a chance to meet Dr. Collier. 700 00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:01,052 I'm excited to get the show on the road this morning as Dr. Collier 701 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:04,513 intimated to me that she had something big to share with us. 702 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:06,724 [typing] 703 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,268 Shouldn't we let Dr. Collier get her feet wet first? 704 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,187 Really get the lay of the land? 705 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,064 Don't let her humble origins fool you, Ravi. 706 00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:14,273 This one is a hard worker. 707 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:18,486 Go ahead, Dr. Collier. Walk us through your findings. 708 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,238 What was this big discovery? 709 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,614 [Charli] Freylich Syndrome. 710 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:27,870 I believe their postmortem brains would be full of the exact glycoprotein 711 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,039 you found in White Girl's. 712 00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:32,959 If this were true, we could extract a serum-- 713 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:33,876 A cure. 714 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,297 But I miscalculated. 715 00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:43,094 We would need hundreds of thousands of pounds of brains. 716 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,930 It's impractical. It can't work. 717 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:51,936 Sorry, everyone. False alarm. 718 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,107 From now on, Dr. Collier, baby steps. 719 00:37:56,691 --> 00:38:00,611 I suggest you lean on Dr. White and Dr. Rich as you're starting out. 720 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,199 Professor Mann is also a good resource. 721 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,332 [Major] Have we found the VIN on that vehicle? 722 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,126 They're still sifting through the wreckage. 723 00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:24,385 Just heard. Four border agents in Tacoma back on the job. 724 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,470 The brain plant's back at capacity. 725 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:29,807 There were five border agents. 726 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:32,852 You did what you had to do. 727 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,941 [indistinct radio chatter] 728 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,042 [trooper] ID. 729 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,428 Should I print a wallet-size for you? 730 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:26,947 Where you headed? 731 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,201 -Yakima. -What's in Yakima? 732 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:35,539 Uh, it's the hops capital of America. 733 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:41,837 Birthplace of Cooper Kupp, split end for the Rams. You like football? 734 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,256 I meant, what takes you to Yakima? 735 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,842 Oh. Uh, my grandma lives there. 736 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:52,848 [sighs] 737 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,289 -[trooper] I'm guessing you don't have ID. -[sighs] 738 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:26,006 If I'm going off memory, Mr. Cahill's Locate My Device app 739 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,592 got a ping from right around here. 740 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,013 [Liv] How many bodies have we pulled out of these woods? 741 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:35,474 [Clive] I can remember three. 742 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,893 This is the spot where lazy murderers 743 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:41,105 who don't want to fight traffic dispose of their victims. 744 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:43,941 I don't want to see another dead body today, Clive. 745 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,026 Those poor soldiers. 746 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,238 Yeah, that was rough. 747 00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:52,366 [quiet whimpering] 748 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,131 I found her phone. 749 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,258 And her jacket. 750 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,471 She's gone. Lisa's gone.