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-(BELL RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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TEACHER: Hello, hello. Good morning.
Come along now.

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Simon, no headphones.
You'll get these back after school.

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Betty, you're not Donald Duck!
Put some pants on, please!

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-DALE: Okay. What's the first thing...
-Okay, kids. Have fun at school!

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-...that pops into your head...
-Bye, Dad!

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-...when I say Chip 'n Dale?
-Hey, stop bumping me!

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I'm willing to bet
it's Thomas Chippendale,

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the London-based
cabinet maker from the 1700s.

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Sick cabinet, Thomas!

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But I bet the second thing
that pops into your head are these guys.

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But certainly, third would be
those rascally cartoon chipmunks,

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Chip 'n Dale,
or should I say Chip and me?

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And it all started the day we met,

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when I had to join a new school
in the middle of third grade.

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Hello, potential new friends!

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We have a new student today.
Everyone, say hello to Dale.

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Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you!

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(STUDENT COUGHS)

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Uh...

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(GASPS) I know.

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-(SCREAMS) My eye! It's in my eye!
-(KIDS SCREAMING)

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(RETCHES)

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-No, no, no, no. (SCREAMS)
-DALE: Get it out!

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Uh... (CHUCKLES)

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-It's a joke. See? I'm fine.
-(KIDS SCREAMING)

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-(CRYING)
-Ew. You're weird.

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(SIGHS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(GROANS)

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DALE: By lunchtime,
no one wanted anything to do with me.

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So, I had to sit alone.

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-(SIGHS)
-Hey. Mind if I sit?

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That pencil thing you did was hilarious!
It was excellent comic timing.

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-Really? I kind of wish I hadn't done it.
-No way, man.

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The biggest risk
is not taking any risk at all.

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You just didn't set up the joke right.
I can help you if you want.

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-The name's Chip.
-I'm Dale.

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So, do you watch Crispy Cow?

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-Hey! That's my milk!
-Hey! That's my milk!

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-(BOTH LAUGH)
-DALE: Chip was so funny and thoughtful

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-about everything.
-So good!

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DALE: And I never thought about anything.
We were perfect together.

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Friendship is rare
Do you know what...

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-CHIP: Come on!
-DALE: And even though,

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-we were in the same grade...
-Follow me!

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...Chip was like the older brother
I never had.

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He introduced me to cheesy crust pizza
and funny, old movies.

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-(BOTH GRUNT)
-(KIDS LAUGH)

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DALE: By high school we were headlining
the talent show.

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And for our grand finale,
The Amazing Dale will juggle everything!

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Hey!

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-Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ah!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)

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DALE: We knew we had something special.
So, after graduation, we packed our bags

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-and headed to California.
-You're late! Come on!

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Move, move, move! Here, catch!

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-Nice one!
-DALE: Aw.

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(SNORES)

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Hello, potential new friends!

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Goodbye, eclectic group of bus passengers.

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Oh, what if I did something like,
"I'm into nuts."

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(CHUCKLES) Good, good.
I love it. Great stuff.

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DALE: Those first few months,
we were flat broke,

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but they were some
of the best times of my life.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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...when you're off, everyone knows.
So be on, with Fresh-On Deodorant...

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-(LAUGHS) Whoa! Whoa!
-We look great.

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DALE: And after landing a few small parts,

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we finally got the call
that would change everything.

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MALE VOICE: (OVER TELEPHONE) Chip, Dale,
how would you like your own show?

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(BOTH GASP)

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-Sometimes some crimes
-DALE: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.

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-We had finally done it!
-Go slipping

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-DALE: Our own TV show.
-Through the cracks

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DALE: It was about a group
of little detectives...

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-But these two, Gumshoes
-...who would solve big crimes.

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-There was the adventurer, Monterey Jack.
-Are picking up the slack

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-DALE: The inventor, Gadget Hackwrench...
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!

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-...and Zipper, a fly.
-Rescue Rangers

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DALE: His things were, he was small
and he couldn't speak,

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-a double threat.
-When there's danger

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Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!

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DALE: And then there was Chip and I,

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we were a classic odd couple
with Chip as the logical straight man...

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-Pass me that pipe. I've got an idea.
-...and me as the fun-loving goof.

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-Right, what are you gonna do with it?
-You're mine now. (SNICKERS)

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Ah. (SLURPS) Birds! (CHUCKLES, GASPS)
Why you little... Come here, you.

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-(GASPS) No!
-I guess the cat's in the bag.

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(ALL LAUGH)

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-And cut. That's a wrap, folks.
-(APPLAUSE)

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Nice work, everyone!
Great job!

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And so, I just wanna thank all of you
for the greatest three years of my life.

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When I think back
to where this all started,

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me finding Dale sitting all alone
in the cafeteria, so sad.

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-Well, I wasn't that sad.
-(ALL LAUGH)

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That's funny.

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But never in my wildest dreams
did I think we'd be here now.

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So, to you, Dale, my best friend,
and to all of you.

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-And to everyone who loves a short toast.
-(CHUCKLES) Okay. Okay.

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To many more seasons
of the Rescue Rangers. Cheers!

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-Cheers!
-Cheers!

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-Over here. Get together.
-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

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-Everybody say, "Cha-cha-cha-cheese!
-(LAUGHTER)

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-One, two, tell me what you're...
-DALE: We were living the dream.

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High on the hog, all night long,
dancing the "Roger Rabbit,"

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-with Roger Rabbit.
-CROWD: Go, Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger.

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-Go, Roger.
-ROGER: Boy, what a party.

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(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

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Oh, zipper.

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Oh, yeah. I love this.

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-I am into nuts!
-(LAUGHTER)

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-So good. Again, again.
-DALE: Those were some crazy fun times.

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-I'm into nuts.
-(LAUGHTER)

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-So awesome.
-DALE: Super fun.

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So fun.

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(SIGHS)

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Now, that we found love
What are we gonna do with it

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Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy?
I saved you a piece of cake.

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-What's that?
-Okay.

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I wasn't gonna show you this right now,
but it just got delivered. So... Ta-da!

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(CHUCKLES) "Double-0 Dale"?
That's hilarious. What is that?

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It's wild, right? It's my new show.
I'm gonna be a super spy.

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Wh... what are you talking about?

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Yeah, I'm really going for it.
And just like you always say,

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"The biggest risk
is not taking any risk at all." (LAUGHS)

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-Wait, you really have a new show?
-DALE: Yep!

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Wh... why didn't you
talk to me about it first?

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We tell each other everything.

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You've told me what you had
for lunch the last 42 days.

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Pineapple pizza and a diet Slice.

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-Exactly.
-DALE: I don't know.

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I just wanted to make sure
the show was gonna happen first,

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-before I got your hopes up.
-My hopes up? What?

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Yeah! It's good news for everyone.
Check this out.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

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-(LAUGHS)
-I just...

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If you do this,
they might cancel the show.

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No, they won't do that. I mean,
everyone knows you're the favorite.

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And I'm just the guy
who gets hit in the head

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with a pipe each week. It's fine.

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Okay, so, you're gonna risk
all of Rescue Rangers

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because I'm a little
more popular than you?

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Do you know how dumb that is?
(SCOFFS)

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Well, I am the dumb one.

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-(SIGHS) I didn't mean it like that.
-(SIGHS) I know. You never mean it.

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Look, you're always acting
like you saved me or something.

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But when we were kids,
we were in it together.

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What are you talking about?
We're still in it together.

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I'm sorry, Chip.
I'm just done being second banana.

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But you're not second banana.

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I'm a banana
and you're just another banana.

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-Two bananas.
-(PHONE RINGING)

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-Please, don't get that.
-But it could be my agent, Dave Bolinari.

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After everything I've done for you,
do not pick up that phone.

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-I'm sorry.
-Dale, stop.

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-We're not done talking.
-I have to.

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Do not. Do not do it.

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I'm so sorry. Go for Dale.

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(LAUGHING) Hey! Dave Bolinari.

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DALE: Rescue Rangers
was canceled that summer,

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and Double-0 Dale
was scrapped after the pilot.

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-DAVE: Dale, you still there?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm here.

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DALE: It wasn't anyone's fault
in particular,

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just one of those showbiz things.

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But now, we're ready to bring it back.

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Rescue Rangers 2.0! Starring me.
Now in new and improved 3D.

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-ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen...
-Oh, wow. You hear that?

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-...are you ready for the star of the day?
-Well, that's my cue to go.

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This has been chapter one of Dale's Tales.

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If you liked it, please don't forget
to subscribe below.

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ANNOUNCER: You know him from
The Disney Afternoon.

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Please, welcome to the stage...

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Gotta go, bye!

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-...Baloo!
-Well, now.

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Who here likes a little jazz music?

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Look for the bare necessities

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-The simple bare necessities
-(SIGHS)

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Pardon moi, Dale, but your followers,
they believe the crowd is for you?

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Of course they do, Lumiere.
And pretty soon,

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\that crowd is gonna be for me.

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(COUGHS) Yeah, Dale! I'm going to be up
on that stage too, right beside you!

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-Yes, Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit.
-And they'll like me for who I am,

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not like last time when the internet
got one look at my human teeth,

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and burned the place down.
Okay, let's see here.

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"Best wishes, Ugly Sonic."
There you go, kid.

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-(LAUGHS)
-Oh, they're laughing at me. I know that.

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You can't hurt my feelings
if I'm in on the joke.

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-Are you though?
-Yes!

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Anyway, now my luck has shifted.

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I've been offered a new reality show
where I do ride-alongs with the FBI.

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It's called Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes.

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-Really? A TV show? You?
-Yeah, is that so difficult to believe.

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Oh, uh... (CHUCKLES)

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-I guess... not.
-(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
-Yeah, you know what?

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That's great.
When one of us succeeds, we all succeed.

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Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon
just like me.

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Then he got The Jungle Book
reboot and boom,

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he's back on top. It happens that fast.

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Bravo, Dale!

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Your positivity is infectious. Oh, merci!

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Oh, I really needed that cash.

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You just gotta stay prepared.
I'm keeping myself fit and you know,

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my updated modern look?

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Yes, Dale, your CG surgery
was done very tastefully.

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-You look amazing.
-Well, thank you, Tigra.

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-We should hang out sometime.
-Nah.

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-Meanly fast.
-No offense,

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but don't you think you'd have more fans
here if Chip did these events with you?

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Oh, Chip? Oh, that's interesting.
I hadn't thought about him in a while.

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I should give him a call.
See how life's treating him.

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Life is the worst,
which is why you need good insurance.

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Look, I'm not gonna put
on the hard sell, but in my experience,

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bad things happen all the time.
They happen without warning.

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Sometimes from the last place
you'd expect it,

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and you're left to pick up the pieces.
So, you have to protect yourself.

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If you're prepared for the worst,
the worst isn't so bad.

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So, why risk it? It's my job
to pull the wool off your eyes...

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-figuratively.
-You know, I'll take the whole package.

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Fantastic. You're making the right choice.

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Hey, hey. Congrats!
Employee of the month again.

222
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-CHIP: Thanks, Bruno.
-Wanna get a drink to celebrate?

223
00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:06,626
Yeah, you never hang out.

224
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,668
Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight.
Millie's waiting for me.

225
00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:11,001
But thanks for the invite.

226
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:13,084
(RIBBITS) Are you sure you don't wanna
see my new pad? (CHUCKLES)

227
00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:16,168
(CHUCKLES) Oh, pad.
Frog-based humor. No, thanks.

228
00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:19,709
(LAUGHS) That's just a taste of what you
get from me outside the work environment.

229
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,334
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

230
00:12:23,251 --> 00:12:27,251
-Good evening, Chip.
-Hello, Mrs. House, thank you.

231
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,334
(KEYPAD BEEPING)

232
00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:39,084
(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

233
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:45,793
(HEAVY METAL PLAYING FROM EARPHONES)

234
00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:48,126
-(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
-Millie, I'm home.

235
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,376
(SCATTING)

236
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:55,501
Flounder's disappearance
marks the sixth

237
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:59,001
notable cartoon to go missing
in the last two months...

238
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:04,834
-(DOG BARKING)
-Oh, ho ho. Get over here.

239
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,668
Oh, there's my wittle girl.
You've been cooped up all day?

240
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,418
Okay, okay. You must be hungry.

241
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,626
Yup! (GRUNTS)

242
00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:19,959
-(DOG BARKS)
-There you go. All right, slow down.

243
00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:21,584
(GRUNTS)

244
00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:23,876
(SCATTING)

245
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:26,334
-Calling all chipmunks!
-The chipmunks are back.

246
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:28,376
-Yeah!
-And this time, they're rapping.

247
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,126
Let's go! Chipmunks
Here for more, so...

248
00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:35,793
(GROANS) Of course, they're rapping.
They always have to make the cartoons rap.

249
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,043
It's time to dance...

250
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,876
Ooh, a message on my landline.
I don't like that.

251
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:44,001
(TELEPHONE BEEPS)

252
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,876
MONTEREY: G'day, Chipper!
It's me, Monterey Jack.

253
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,334
-Monty?
-MONTEREY: Hey!

254
00:13:48,418 --> 00:13:50,376
I know we haven't spoken in a long time.

255
00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:54,251
But I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble.
And I could use some help from a friend.

256
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,293
I'd really appreciate
if you could come and see me at my place.

257
00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,751
All right, gotta go. Hope to see you soon.

258
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:00,918
(PHONE BEEPS)

259
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:02,876
Oh, wow.

260
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:09,584
It's been so long. (SIGHS)

261
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,209
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

262
00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:15,376
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

263
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,709
(DOORBELL RINGS)

264
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:31,834
-(SCREAMS)
-Quick!

265
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,501
-Get in while the coast is clear.
-Oh, Monty. It's you.

266
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,876
I'm sorry about that, mate,
but they're watching.

267
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:40,168
-They're always watching.
-Who are?

268
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:46,501
-Oh, it's been too long, Chip.
-It really has, old buddy.

269
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:50,043
(SNIFFS) I... I'm sorry, Monty,
but what is that God-awful smell?

270
00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:53,043
What? You don't remember?
Rescue Ranger's cologne.

271
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,626
I wear it every day.

272
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:58,543
Oh, no. I remember. It smells like
almond butter and gasoline.

273
00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:01,043
And it's very difficult to wash out.

274
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:04,626
Right. So, Monty, what's going on?
I got your voicemail.

275
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,168
You said you were in trouble?

276
00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:11,126
(GROANS) I screwed up, Chip.
My love of cheese got the best of me.

277
00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:15,668
-And I bought more than I could pay for.
-Oh, no. Cheese? Monty.

278
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:21,293
I know, I know. But I haven't had so much
as a whiff in weeks. I'm dairy-free.

279
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:25,709
-Really? Then what's that?
-Oh, crud.

280
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:29,043
It's a really stinky Gorgonzola.
You weren't supposed to see that.

281
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:31,876
Ch... ch... ch... ch... ch...
ch... cheese!

282
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,251
Hang on, Monty.

283
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:35,959
Ugh... (GRUNTS)

284
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,751
(BANGS)

285
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,668
(GASPS, PANTS)

286
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:45,584
(COUGHS) I'm sorry, Chipper.
I just love it so much.

287
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:48,376
It's okay, Monty. We'll get you some help.

288
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:53,126
It's not just that, Chip. Now, I owe
a ton of money to the Valley Gang.

289
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:56,001
The Valley Gang?
Monty, those guys are bad news.

290
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:59,793
I know. And if I can't pay up,
they're gonna bootleg me.

291
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,876
"Bootleg you"? What does that mean?

292
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:05,584
Oh, Chip. It's gotten rough out there
for us old-timers.

293
00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,918
Did you hear what happened
to that little guy, Flounder?

294
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,001
When he fell behind on krill payments?

295
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,001
Oh, no!

296
00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:18,584
-(GRUNTS) Time to pay up, fish.
-Um. How about this? Isn't it neat?

297
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:22,043
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Come on, fellas.
This is a genuine Dinglehopper.

298
00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:23,959
It's worth a lot. Oh!

299
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:28,876
MONTEREY: So, they kidnap the bloke,
erase his mouth so he can't scream,

300
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:31,584
then change him around to try to sneak by

301
00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:34,876
the copyright laws,
and then smuggle him overseas

302
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:39,126
to a black-market studio,
where he'll spend the rest of his life

303
00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:43,959
being forced to make
terrible bootleg movies.

304
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:48,418
Oh, no, that's awful.
We can't let that happen to you.

305
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,501
-We'll figure something out.
-You mean it?

306
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:53,168
Of course, you were always
such a good friend to me.

307
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,918
You never let me down.
I've really missed you, you big galoot!

308
00:16:57,001 --> 00:17:01,043
Oh, I missed you too, Chipper.
I know Gadget and Zipper miss you also.

309
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,959
-Yeah? How are they doing?
-Oh, they're great.

310
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:08,334
-Forty-two kids and counting.
-CHIP: Wow, look at that.

311
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,126
That one's got Gadget's eyes
and Zipper's wings.

312
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:13,876
And that one's got
her ears and hands, cute.

313
00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:17,126
We had some good times, didn't we, pal?

314
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,418
Aye, the best.

315
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:21,751
-(KNOCKING)
-They're here! Hide!

316
00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:23,209
(BOTH GRUNT)

317
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,251
DALE: Hello?

318
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,293
Is that...

319
00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:31,293
That's 59 steps
to get up to your apartment.

320
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,043
You do a couple of those a day
and you're in...

321
00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,168
-Quick! Get in!
-Okay. (LAUGHS)

322
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,126
Oh.

323
00:17:37,876 --> 00:17:39,876
-Dale...
-Chip.

324
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:43,334
-Hey.
-Yep, it's me.

325
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,626
-Cool.
-Yeah, I called Dale for help also.

326
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,001
-I hope that's okay.
-Yeah, why wouldn't it be okay?

327
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,626
I mean, it is, uh, okie-dokie artichokie.

328
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:55,293
-"Artichokie"? For real?
-Yes. "Artichokie."

329
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,293
So, you're not still mad
about all the stuff with,

330
00:17:57,418 --> 00:17:59,834
you know, Double-0 Dale
and Rescue Rangers getting canceled?

331
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,418
Mad? No. I'd be pretty pathetic
to care about something

332
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,751
from that long ago.

333
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:09,543
Oh. Okay. I mean, you can care a little
if you want to. I mean, I care, but...

334
00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:13,126
-So, what's been up with you?
-Oh, you know this, that,

335
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:16,209
other vague things
to fill the space of this conversation.

336
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:22,209
-Okay, well, you look the same.
-Yeah. Thanks. And you look... different.

337
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,376
Ah! Hey, it's no secret
I had the CGI surgery done

338
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,626
and it's done wonders
rejuvenating my career.

339
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,834
I'm actually starring in a play tonight...

340
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:36,126
But, man, I tell you
the real hot ticket is Rescue Rangers.

341
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:39,334
There's even some buzz about a reboot.
Someone started a Facebook fan page

342
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:42,793
-for it and everything.
-Crikey! A Facebook fan page?

343
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:46,043
-They don't just give those away.
-Oh, he's full of it, Monty.

344
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,418
No one's talking about
a Rescue Rangers reboot except for him.

345
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:51,543
What? The fans are hungry for it.

346
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,751
Look, I came here to help Monty,
not get caught up

347
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,126
in some Hollywood nonsense.

348
00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:58,793
So, great to take this skip
down memory lane,

349
00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,876
but I've gotta go.

350
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:03,459
Monty, if you're really in trouble,
you know how to find me.

351
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,293
Dale, you were also here.

352
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,584
(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

353
00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:14,668
Come over to try and help Monty,
ambush me, talking about a reboot...

354
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:18,126
think they can squeeze a dollar
out of essentially nothing.

355
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,668
He's the one that quit the show
in the first place.

356
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,459
I've been fine without it.

357
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,376
It's garbage. Total garbage.

358
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:27,918
That's why it's better
to not even have friends.

359
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:34,834
Okay, yeah, that one looks pretty good.

360
00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:36,001
MALE VOICE 1: So weird, I mean...

361
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,584
MALE VOICE 2: It's, like,
"What are you talking about?"

362
00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:39,959
Totally. Hey, guys, you wanna hang
after the show tonight?

363
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:42,043
I know a great place
for cheesy-crust pizza.

364
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:45,834
Oh, um, I'm sorry, man,
but we got other plans, you know?

365
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,043
Yeah.

366
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:49,209
I think the ironic guest performer
wants to be friends.

367
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:50,376
(LAUGHTER)

368
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:52,501
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

369
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:54,251
Go for Dale.

370
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:59,626
E.T. forgive Bat.

371
00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,293
Fine.

372
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:05,709
(SOBS) Yeah, right.
Like that would happen.

373
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,418
-(MILLIE WHINES)
-(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

374
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:12,084
-(CLEARS THROAT) Hello.
-Hey, it's Dale. Don't hang up.

375
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:15,376
Look, I just got a call from the police
and Monty's been kidnapped.

376
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:18,251
-What? Are you serious?
-Yeah, it's crazy.

377
00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:19,751
The cops want a statement from us

378
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,293
since we were
the last people he talked to.

379
00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:22,543
I'm gonna head back
to his apartment.

380
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:23,959
I'll meet you there, okay?

381
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:27,251
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

382
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:29,043
(SIRENS)

383
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:30,293
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

384
00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:32,834
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

385
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:38,043
-Chip, you're here.
-Of course. Come on.

386
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,209
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

387
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:49,334
Poor Monty.

388
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,084
Huh.

389
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:59,376
Toad, take this to the lab.
You're the friends of the victim?

390
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,668
You got anything for me?
Any known enemies or threats?

391
00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:06,376
Yeah, actually, Monty told me
he was in debt to the Valley Gang?

392
00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:09,376
He was afraid of being bootlegged
since he was somewhat of a star

393
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,001
in the early '90s. (CHUCKLES)

394
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,376
He was on the Rescue Rangers.

395
00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:17,751
We were on the show together.

396
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:21,501
Chip 'n Dale, Rescue Rangers?

397
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:25,584
-When you need help, just call...
-Never heard of it.

398
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:28,501
-What?
-This is my fault. I shouldn't have left.

399
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:31,209
Well, it eats me up inside
to have to tell you this,

400
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:35,459
but if he's been taken by the Valley Gang,
I doubt we can help you.

401
00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:38,209
We've been trying for years
to track those sleaze bags.

402
00:21:38,293 --> 00:21:40,418
A fella named Sweet Pete,
runs the whole operation,

403
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:43,501
-and he's always one step ahead of us.
-What?

404
00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:45,501
So, that's it? I... I thought
that cops were supposed

405
00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:48,459
to serve and protect,
not give up and move on.

406
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:51,293
Hey! I'd give anything
to make a case against those scum.

407
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,834
Sweet Pete's got his fingers
in every illegal business

408
00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,918
from bootlegging to stinky cheese,

409
00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:59,501
getting rich while we look like
we just fell off the turnip truck.

410
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,084
-All done, sir.
-(EXCLAIMS)

411
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:04,084
Oh! You scared the beans out
of me, Steckler.

412
00:22:04,168 --> 00:22:05,251
Sorry, sir.

413
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:10,168
-I searched the perimeter. No clues.
-Yeah, of course not. Why would there be?

414
00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:13,209
Six missing toons
in a month and not one clue.

415
00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:14,834
Well, maybe we should check in
with the neighbors?

416
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:18,418
-See if anyone saw anything?
-Oh, yeah. You think?

417
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:21,501
Why don't you just
leave the real detective work to me, okay?

418
00:22:21,584 --> 00:22:24,584
-(LAUGHING) Sheesh.
-Right. Sorry, sir.

419
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:27,126
Chief, the press are outside
waiting for a statement.

420
00:22:27,209 --> 00:22:29,793
-(GROANS) Do I have anything on my back?
-ELLIE: Yes, sir.

421
00:22:29,876 --> 00:22:33,209
It looks like a Monopoly game piece
and Officer O'Hara.

422
00:22:33,293 --> 00:22:37,834
Officer! What the... Ugh, just want one
day where my shirt stays clean.

423
00:22:38,126 --> 00:22:39,793
Okay, pack it up, boys.

424
00:22:40,751 --> 00:22:41,751
Let's go.

425
00:22:44,084 --> 00:22:45,626
Hey! (CHUCKLES)

426
00:22:46,584 --> 00:22:51,334
-I'm Ellie Steckler. Uh. I am a huge fan.
-Really?

427
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:54,043
I actually became a detective
because as a little girl

428
00:22:54,126 --> 00:22:56,959
growing up in Albany,
I wanted to help people.

429
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:02,418
-Just like you guys.
-No way. We are so honored. Namaste.

430
00:23:02,501 --> 00:23:05,001
You know that was just
a TV show, right? Not real.

431
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,626
Chip, inspiration is inspiration.

432
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:10,376
Look, I heard
what Putty was saying to you guys.

433
00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:13,459
But I don't think it's hopeless.
I'm breaking some rules telling you this,

434
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:15,709
but from everything
that we know about bootlegging,

435
00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:17,959
the whole process takes about two days.

436
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:20,543
-That's 48 hours.
-Yeah.

437
00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:21,626
ELLIE: The problem is,

438
00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:24,709
we don't know where
Sweet Pete's bootlegging facility is.

439
00:23:24,793 --> 00:23:28,376
And every time we try to get a warrant,
we get so bogged down in red tape

440
00:23:28,459 --> 00:23:29,751
that nothing happens.

441
00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:32,001
But if you guys can find
that bootlegging facility,

442
00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:33,751
I think you'll find your friend.

443
00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:37,209
Wow! Thank you, and thank you again
for watching the show.

444
00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:39,709
-It really means a lot.
-You are gross.

445
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,959
-(CHUCKLES) I'll be in touch.
-DALE: You're amazing!

446
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:44,126
(CHUCKLES)

447
00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:45,876
Eh?

448
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,334
-CHIP: What?
-You heard her.

449
00:23:47,418 --> 00:23:49,876
-We should go find Monty ourselves.
-Are you kidding?

450
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:53,459
-No! Who better to rescue Monty?
-Uh, literally anyone.

451
00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:56,209
'Cause from where I am standing,
there's only one crime-fighting team

452
00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:58,584
that can solve this case.
I'll call Gadget and Zipper.

453
00:23:58,668 --> 00:24:01,709
No, don't bother them.
We're as much real detectives

454
00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:05,168
-as the Scooby-Doo gang.
-Exactly. That's why we have to try.

455
00:24:05,251 --> 00:24:06,543
No! What?

456
00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:08,668
Chip, Monty called
both of us looking for help

457
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,709
and we let him down.
We can't just let him rot

458
00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:13,584
in some overseas studio,
being forced to make bad movies.

459
00:24:13,668 --> 00:24:17,418
If he's gonna make bad movies,
he should be making them here with me.

460
00:24:17,501 --> 00:24:19,834
(SIGHS) Okay, even if we were
going to help,

461
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,376
we have no idea where to start.
We don't even know what we're...

462
00:24:23,459 --> 00:24:25,834
(SNIFFS) Cheese.

463
00:24:26,626 --> 00:24:29,834
-(GRUNTS)
-Uh. Okay. Hey, listen.

464
00:24:29,918 --> 00:24:31,626
Buddy, If you're low
on cash or something,

465
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:34,251
-I can buy you a nice, clean sandwich.
-Okay. Aha!

466
00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:36,918
Here it is! I threw this out
when I came over earlier.

467
00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:40,126
"Bjornson's Cheese Shop.
3344, Main Street."

468
00:24:40,209 --> 00:24:44,376
Um. Did you just find a clue?
You literally just sniffed out a clue!

469
00:24:44,501 --> 00:24:46,751
Look, we can go to the cheese shop.
See what we can find out

470
00:24:46,834 --> 00:24:48,668
about this secret facility
and Sweet Pete,

471
00:24:48,751 --> 00:24:51,709
then pass it along to the officer lady,
but that's all we're gonna do.

472
00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:54,043
So, you're saying
the Rescue Rangers are back?

473
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:58,126
No, because there's no such thing
as Rescue Rangers. Case closed.

474
00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:00,168
-"Case?"
-No, this is not a case

475
00:25:00,251 --> 00:25:04,959
-because we're not real detectives.
-Oh ho ho! But you did say case. Yes!

476
00:25:05,043 --> 00:25:06,209
(LAUGHS)

477
00:25:06,501 --> 00:25:09,459
-(ENGINE REVVS)
-(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)

478
00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:17,668
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)

479
00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:22,293
-(SIGHS) Can I help you?
-Sorry. (CHUCKLES)

480
00:25:22,376 --> 00:25:25,959
I'm just happy to see you.
Chip 'n Dale, together again.

481
00:25:26,168 --> 00:25:27,501
Yeah. Okay.

482
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:30,668
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!
Rescue Rangers

483
00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:32,876
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!
-Stop singing the song.

484
00:25:33,043 --> 00:25:34,043
(GASPS)

485
00:25:34,168 --> 00:25:36,959
You know they make
chipmunk-sized cars, right?

486
00:25:37,043 --> 00:25:38,918
Duh. But human stuff is the best.

487
00:25:39,126 --> 00:25:41,959
A little work done on her,
and she'll be back to her glory days.

488
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,668
Hey, watch out!

489
00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:47,626
Do you know what a metaphor is, Dale?

490
00:25:47,834 --> 00:25:49,418
If you're about to say
this car is a metaphor

491
00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:50,959
for something about me, you can stop.

492
00:25:51,168 --> 00:25:53,668
Because, no,
I don't know what a metaphor is.

493
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:55,543
Look, if we're gonna solve...

494
00:25:55,626 --> 00:25:57,376
-(DRAMATIC JAZZ MUSIC)
-DALE: "The Case of the Missing Monty."

495
00:25:57,584 --> 00:25:59,751
That's just a placeholder name.
Open to any ideas.

496
00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:03,626
-We're gonna have to work together.
-We are not working together.

497
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,418
(LAUGHS) You're funny, Chip.

498
00:26:06,084 --> 00:26:09,751
-(LAUGHS)
-Ugh...

499
00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:13,418
CHIP: Okay, we're getting close.
Pull up over there.

500
00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:20,626
And leave the top hat
and cane in the car, please.

501
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,293
(LAUGHS) Whoa! How did you know that?

502
00:26:23,543 --> 00:26:26,043
-'Cause you're you.
-All right. Heads-up.

503
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:30,209
Well... (GRUNTS) ...there's no faster way
to gain someone's respect

504
00:26:30,293 --> 00:26:32,251
than to dress like
an important business magnet.

505
00:26:32,376 --> 00:26:34,751
You mean business "magnate"?

506
00:26:34,876 --> 00:26:39,001
Uh. I think I know my own character, Chip,
and he wears a top hat.

507
00:26:43,626 --> 00:26:47,918
CHIP: Ah, this place is pretty shady.
Are we sure it's safe?

508
00:26:48,001 --> 00:26:51,126
DALE: No. Because nothing's safe...

509
00:26:51,293 --> 00:26:52,334
(GRUNTS)

510
00:26:54,459 --> 00:26:56,376
...on Main Street.

511
00:26:57,376 --> 00:27:00,376
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

512
00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:04,501
Oh, wow. It seems kinda nice.
It's not what I pictured.

513
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:08,126
Trust me, it's worse.
It's a bunch of cartoons trading

514
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,793
on their wholesome public image
to keep the cops away.

515
00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:13,168
And bring you
the slimiest backwater bazaar

516
00:27:13,251 --> 00:27:16,001
of contraband this side of Guadalajara.

517
00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:18,584
You sure about that?
That dog's blowing bubbles.

518
00:27:19,084 --> 00:27:20,376
Hello!

519
00:27:20,584 --> 00:27:24,251
Nothing, and I mean nothing
is sacred in this part of town.

520
00:27:24,626 --> 00:27:26,251
Bread for sale, bread for sale

521
00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:29,126
-Everyone loves bread for sale
-That guy, he sells untraceable weapons.

522
00:27:29,251 --> 00:27:31,876
Scoot, scoot
A shiny shoe makes the man

523
00:27:32,126 --> 00:27:34,251
A shiny shoe, now there's a plan

524
00:27:34,459 --> 00:27:36,626
Stolen social security numbers.

525
00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:38,293
Roses are a way

526
00:27:38,376 --> 00:27:40,626
-To make a girl feel pretty...
-No, thanks, kid.

527
00:27:41,168 --> 00:27:44,084
-Muppet fights.
-Okay, why do you know all this?

528
00:27:44,168 --> 00:27:47,418
Well, sometimes when I'm low on cash,
I sell my fur to that wig shop.

529
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,209
Hey. Far out.

530
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,793
-It's a stinky, it's a gooey
-CHIP: Ah, here.

531
00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:53,543
-It's a stinky, it's a gooey...
-I think this is our guy.

532
00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:56,209
I make deals for a living.
So, just let me do the talking.

533
00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:59,168
-Ten-four. Got your back.
-No, you don't have my back. I got this.

534
00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:02,918
Hi, Mr. Bjornson.
Do you have any cheese for sale?

535
00:28:03,209 --> 00:28:05,168
Oh, do I have cheese? (LAUGHS)

536
00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:09,043
Let's see, we've got the Muenster,
the Gouda, the Brie.

537
00:28:09,251 --> 00:28:11,126
Do you have any "stinky cheese?"

538
00:28:13,376 --> 00:28:14,543
-Are you cops?
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

539
00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:18,626
No! No. We just wanna buy
some stinky cheese.

540
00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:20,501
The stinkier, the better.

541
00:28:24,376 --> 00:28:27,001
All right, come on. Get in.

542
00:28:27,709 --> 00:28:29,709
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

543
00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:36,084
Oh, yeah. (MUNCHES)

544
00:28:36,168 --> 00:28:40,043
-Oh, so good.
-More, please. More, please.

545
00:28:40,876 --> 00:28:42,834
Choo! Choo!

546
00:28:42,918 --> 00:28:47,251
Hey, no more free samples, Lester.
This isn't Baskin Robbins. (LAUGHS)

547
00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:49,459
So, you want stinky cheese?

548
00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:52,501
I got smell lines that'll take you
through the ceiling.

549
00:28:53,501 --> 00:28:55,668
-Ow.
-(CLEARS THROAT)

550
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:59,876
"Through the ceiling," huh?
Seems like you offer a quality product.

551
00:28:59,959 --> 00:29:03,876
But hey, before we get into all that,
do me a favor. Take a look at this photo.

552
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:06,459
It's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack.

553
00:29:06,584 --> 00:29:08,543
Which is also the name of a cheese.

554
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:12,043
-Continue.
-Right.

555
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,668
So, we think he's being held
in a warehouse somewhere.

556
00:29:14,751 --> 00:29:15,793
If you know anything,

557
00:29:15,876 --> 00:29:18,293
I'm sure we could make it
worth your while.

558
00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:23,084
Like, what would you say to some
complementary RV or boat insurance?

559
00:29:24,418 --> 00:29:29,126
Nah, I don't know nothin'.
Now, either buy some cheese or get out.

560
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:30,918
Oh, okay. Um...

561
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:35,251
(CHUCKLES) Well, perhaps we should,
with the disrespectful tone

562
00:29:35,334 --> 00:29:37,918
this felted clodhopper takes,
why, I never!

563
00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:41,293
-What are you doing?
-I am an important business magnet.

564
00:29:41,376 --> 00:29:44,084
I shall have no trouble
attracting other suitors

565
00:29:44,168 --> 00:29:47,626
for my gigantic deal
because that's what magnets do.

566
00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:50,626
They attract business.

567
00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,126
No, you two are definitely cops.
You're out of here.

568
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,543
Okay, hold on.
This is getting out of hand.

569
00:29:56,626 --> 00:30:00,626
-We are not cops.
-We're actors! (LAUGHS)

570
00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:04,126
It's been us, Chip 'n Dale,
the whole time.

571
00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:10,001
Huh. Interesting. My boss,
Sweet Pete, he loves actors.

572
00:30:10,084 --> 00:30:14,209
-Ah, yeah. Who doesn't? (CHUCKLES)
-You know, I think you should meet him.

573
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:16,918
Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh?

574
00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:21,043
Looks like I just took us
from outside the club to the VIP room.

575
00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:28,793
Wow! This VIP room is incredible!
I'm freaking out, dude.

576
00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:32,834
(GASPS) Is that Jessica Rabbit over there?
I'm only asking because I'm zip tied

577
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:35,668
-in the back of a truck!
-Whoa! What's with the attitude?

578
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,418
We were about to get
kicked out with your plan,

579
00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:40,209
and now, thanks to my sweet improv,
we're going to see Sweet Pete.

580
00:30:40,293 --> 00:30:41,376
Oh, you're insane.

581
00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:42,543
-Am I?
-Of course.

582
00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:43,793
-So, you'd rather just give up?
-No!

583
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:45,959
-You wanna just wait around...
-You should've just let me take the lead!

584
00:30:46,084 --> 00:30:49,251
(BOTH QUARRELING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICES)

585
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,501
Hey! Hold on a second!

586
00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:54,584
How adorable are we?
Chemistry like this doesn't just happen.

587
00:30:54,668 --> 00:30:56,626
This has got reboot written all over it.

588
00:30:56,709 --> 00:31:00,001
Ugh. Are you serious?
I should be home right now.

589
00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:03,168
Millie is probably worried sick
and peeing all over the place.

590
00:31:03,251 --> 00:31:06,626
Oh, are you seeing someone?
She sounds... nice.

591
00:31:06,709 --> 00:31:10,668
-She's a dog. Millie is a dog.
-Ah, I'm sure she's not that bad.

592
00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:13,543
-What? No, she's...
-(LOUD CRASHING)

593
00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:16,043
(TRUCK DOOR SLAMS)

594
00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:21,459
We're here.

595
00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:28,459
Whoa. This place looks weird.

596
00:31:29,168 --> 00:31:30,168
Where are we?

597
00:31:31,168 --> 00:31:33,584
-(CAT SCREECHES)
-(OBJECTS RATTLE)

598
00:31:34,418 --> 00:31:35,834
DALE: Okay.

599
00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:37,793
I think we're in the Valley.

600
00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:40,543
-The Uncanny Valley.
-The what?

601
00:31:40,918 --> 00:31:44,876
Do you remember that weird
animation style in the early 2000s

602
00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:48,084
where everything looked real,
but nothing looked right?

603
00:31:48,293 --> 00:31:50,209
Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy.

604
00:31:50,293 --> 00:31:52,376
Well, I think this is where they ended up.

605
00:31:52,459 --> 00:31:55,668
BJORNSON: Come on. This way. (LAUGHING)

606
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:57,793
(HUMMING)

607
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,209
-BOB: What?
-I got something for Sweet Pete.

608
00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:06,584
-A little gift from Bjornson.
-BOB: Okay, leave it there.

609
00:32:07,251 --> 00:32:09,043
Good luck, dummies. (LAUGHS)

610
00:32:09,459 --> 00:32:12,084
Blend, Cheese, Curd, Blend...

611
00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:18,293
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

612
00:32:18,418 --> 00:32:22,751
-Who are you?
-Is he talking to us?

613
00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:26,793
I can't tell.
He's got those Polar Express eyes.

614
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:32,543
-Uh. Are you talking to us?
-Obviously, I said, "Who are you?"

615
00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:35,126
Well, right. But in fairness,
it looks like you're talking

616
00:32:35,293 --> 00:32:37,668
-to that window.
-No, it actually looks like

617
00:32:37,751 --> 00:32:39,876
-I'm looking right at you.
-Okay.

618
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,418
Look at my eyes,
looking right at your eyes.

619
00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:45,751
-Yeah.
-Okay. Listen, sir.

620
00:32:45,918 --> 00:32:48,418
Actually, you know what?
Get... Here, just...

621
00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:52,043
Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth.

622
00:32:52,126 --> 00:32:56,084
Hey, there! Can you see me?
Hi! We just wanna talk to Sweet Pete.

623
00:32:57,418 --> 00:32:59,001
Okay, follow me!

624
00:33:03,543 --> 00:33:07,001
(MACHINERY BUZZING, BEEPING)

625
00:33:10,334 --> 00:33:12,459
I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here.

626
00:33:12,751 --> 00:33:14,501
There's only one way to find out.

627
00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:17,793
So, is this your secret
bootlegging facility or what?

628
00:33:17,876 --> 00:33:20,793
-Come on!
-What? No! What are you talking about?

629
00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:22,918
This is Sweet Pete's legit business.

630
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,084
It's for old merchandise
that never got sold.

631
00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:28,209
-Old merchandise?
-Yeah, like for example,

632
00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:30,543
-you remember Shrek body wash?
-CHIP: Uh...

633
00:33:30,626 --> 00:33:32,709
BOB: Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell.

634
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:35,501
That's why Sweet Pete
bought all the inventory,

635
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:39,876
and melts it down for its useful parts.
The guy has a real eye for business.

636
00:33:40,001 --> 00:33:41,834
I wish I could see what he sees.

637
00:33:41,918 --> 00:33:45,626
I'm sure there's corrective lenses
or something you could get. Ow. What?

638
00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:58,543
So, he turns the toys into toy-lets.
(LAUGHS)

639
00:33:58,668 --> 00:34:04,501
Wow! That's been staring at me for years,
and I never pieced it together. (LAUGHS)

640
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:07,168
Here we are!

641
00:34:07,251 --> 00:34:11,334
(CHIP AND DALE SCREAM, PANT)

642
00:34:15,418 --> 00:34:16,418
Hello!

643
00:34:17,043 --> 00:34:18,376
-Peter Pan?
-SWEET PETE: Yup!

644
00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:22,126
Star of stage and screen,
but you can call me Sweet Pete.

645
00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:26,209
-Oh, you look...
-Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla?

646
00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:30,626
-What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla.
-Don't worry.

647
00:34:30,709 --> 00:34:33,668
You can't say nothing to me
I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please.

648
00:34:33,751 --> 00:34:35,001
Untie our guests.

649
00:34:35,168 --> 00:34:36,793
(GRUNTS)

650
00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:40,709
Chip and Dale! Wow!
You mind if I walk while we talk?

651
00:34:40,876 --> 00:34:44,501
Not fitting into the old costume
like I used to. Need to get my steps in.

652
00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:46,418
Hey! I've got one of those.

653
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,709
We should link accounts
and help motivate each other.

654
00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:53,418
Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here
to talk about Monterey Jack.

655
00:34:53,543 --> 00:34:57,626
-Oh. Yeah, actually we are.
-You know, I always liked Monty.

656
00:34:57,751 --> 00:35:01,668
It's a shame what happened.
Too much cheese. Not enough bread.

657
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:04,043
Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete... Mr. Pete.

658
00:35:04,126 --> 00:35:06,668
We'd be willing to pay
whatever Monty owes you

659
00:35:06,751 --> 00:35:09,251
if you could give him a break?
Just this once?

660
00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:13,084
Hmm. "Give him a break"?
You know, I got my big break

661
00:35:13,168 --> 00:35:17,376
when I was just a kid. I got cast
in the biggest movie in the world,

662
00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:20,543
as the boy who wouldn't grow up,
Peter Pan.

663
00:35:20,709 --> 00:35:23,584
I'd never been so happy in my entire life.

664
00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:28,043
Then I got older,
and they threw me away like I was nothing.

665
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,168
This business can be so tough

666
00:35:30,459 --> 00:35:31,793
(SCOFFS) You said it.

667
00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:35,543
I was scared, desperate, and all alone.

668
00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:41,918
So, I decided to take the power back
and make my own bootleg movie!

669
00:35:42,001 --> 00:35:44,959
I called it "Flying Bedroom Boy."

670
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:48,126
And guess what? It worked!
I made lots of money.

671
00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:52,168
So, I recruited other toons,
to star in more movies

672
00:35:52,459 --> 00:35:56,251
and bang-a-rang, now I run
my own bootleg movie studio,

673
00:35:56,376 --> 00:36:00,959
where I get to decide who's a star,
and who gets thrown in the trash!

674
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:04,626
And now, you two come
poking around where you don't belong,

675
00:36:04,834 --> 00:36:07,084
asking questions
about your missing friend.

676
00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:10,626
And I can't have that.
So, how's this for a break?

677
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:14,251
I'm thinking it's time
for a Chip 'n Dale reboot.

678
00:36:14,334 --> 00:36:16,876
-Jimmy...
-You, come with me.

679
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:18,209
-Yup, we're dead.
-Run!

680
00:36:18,293 --> 00:36:19,543
(JIMMY GROWLS)

681
00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:21,543
Go, go, go, go, go! (GRUNTS)

682
00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:25,668
-SWEET PETE: Just grab them already!
-JIMMY: I'm trying! (GROWLS)

683
00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:28,793
Come on! Ready? Jump!

684
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:31,668
(BOTH SCREAM, GRUNT)

685
00:36:32,251 --> 00:36:33,626
Ah! (GRUNTS)

686
00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:35,459
SWEET PETE: Hey!
That's my personal bathroom.

687
00:36:35,543 --> 00:36:36,751
Look for a way out of here!

688
00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:38,293
-JIMMY: Hey!
-Uh... No.

689
00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:39,584
-JIMMY: Come out here!
-No.

690
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:43,501
-Aha! There's only one way, Chip.
-No! That's disgusting.

691
00:36:43,584 --> 00:36:44,876
BOB: Jimmy, I got them! (GRUNTS)

692
00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:47,001
It's our only chance. Live a little!

693
00:36:47,084 --> 00:36:50,001
Live a little?
You seem excited about this!

694
00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:54,418
-Don't... No... Aw...
-Come on, Chip, the water's fine!

695
00:36:55,293 --> 00:36:57,459
-Aw. Dang it!
-BOB: Come on! No!

696
00:36:57,543 --> 00:36:58,584
O... okay.

697
00:36:58,668 --> 00:37:00,001
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

698
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:01,709
-Happy birth...
-(SCREAMS)

699
00:37:01,876 --> 00:37:05,209
(GRUNTS) No, no! I'm done.

700
00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,876
You better pray
they don't make it out of there alive.

701
00:37:08,043 --> 00:37:09,793
(BOTH SCREAM)

702
00:37:14,876 --> 00:37:16,334
(GASPING)

703
00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:19,293
-CHIP: Whoa! No! No!
-DALE: Whoa! Hold on!

704
00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:21,459
DALE: Watch out!

705
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:23,293
-CHIP: Hate this! Hate this!
-DALE: Oh, God!

706
00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:25,709
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-(BOTH PANT)

707
00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:29,001
-I should probably get this!
-What?

708
00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:33,584
-It could be my agent, Dave Bolinari!
-Oh, cool! Let me know what he says!

709
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:36,918
Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine!

710
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:40,793
Love you too, Mom!
(LAUGHS) My agent is so weird.

711
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:44,918
DALE: Try to grab something!

712
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,251
(CHIP GRUNTS)

713
00:37:46,334 --> 00:37:48,834
-Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!
-No! No!

714
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:50,501
(BOTH SCREAM, GASP)

715
00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:55,418
(BOTH SCREAM, GARGLE)

716
00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:57,959
There! The paddleball!

717
00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:01,668
-Ready? Jump! (GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS)

718
00:38:01,751 --> 00:38:04,251
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

719
00:38:04,334 --> 00:38:05,834
Hold on!

720
00:38:05,918 --> 00:38:09,959
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

721
00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:14,876
(SCREAMS, GROANS)

722
00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:21,418
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS, GROANS)

723
00:38:22,543 --> 00:38:26,584
(GROANS, PANTS)

724
00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:30,293
Dale? Hello?

725
00:38:31,584 --> 00:38:34,584
Dale? (BREATHES HEAVILY)

726
00:38:34,751 --> 00:38:37,001
Oh, no. Dale?

727
00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:40,418
Come on, don't, uh,
don't prank me like this.

728
00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:47,126
(SCREAMS, SOBS)

729
00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:49,876
-I should've...
-What's up?

730
00:38:50,168 --> 00:38:51,334
Not now, Dale.

731
00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:56,959
(SOBS) Dale! You're alive! But how?

732
00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,293
The name's Munk. Dale Munk.

733
00:39:00,709 --> 00:39:03,793
-(CHUCKLES)
-Ugh. Double-0 Dale, of course.

734
00:39:04,001 --> 00:39:07,793
Chip, you were crying.
You really do love me!

735
00:39:07,959 --> 00:39:10,418
-What? No! I... You were crying!
-Aw!

736
00:39:10,501 --> 00:39:12,376
-Can we...
-Chippy, Chippy, I love you too!

737
00:39:12,501 --> 00:39:14,834
Don't make it about you.
I was traumatized!

738
00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:16,043
-Aw.
-Just leave it alone, okay?

739
00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:20,501
Okay, fine. Well, that whole day
was a big waste!

740
00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,626
We didn't learn anything
of value except for that

741
00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:24,959
Sweet Pete wears
the same step tracker that I do.

742
00:39:25,251 --> 00:39:28,834
Wait, those step trackers,
do they keep track of everywhere you go?

743
00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:31,918
Yeah, I know because I like
to map my runs in the shape of a butt.

744
00:39:32,043 --> 00:39:33,626
-(CHUCKLES)
-I can't believe I'm saying this,

745
00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:35,334
but we need to go talk to Ellie.

746
00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:36,876
And then, I'm going home!

747
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:39,709
DALE: Okay, but please just don't tell her
about the butt thing.

748
00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:42,084
-CHIP: I can't promise that.
-(DALE GROANS)

749
00:39:42,168 --> 00:39:43,751
Do you think she'll think
it's funny, though?

750
00:39:48,918 --> 00:39:49,918
Thanks!

751
00:39:51,168 --> 00:39:54,043
So, if we could get ahold
of Sweet Pete's step tracker,

752
00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:57,293
we could cross reference where he's been,
with where we know he goes!

753
00:39:57,376 --> 00:40:01,001
Right! And whatever doesn't overlap
has got to be his secret facility!

754
00:40:01,084 --> 00:40:04,751
Exactly! We get the step tracker,
and we can trace it to find Monty.

755
00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:08,126
-Chip, you're a genius!
-So, what's the plan?

756
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,209
How are you guys gonna get
Sweet Pete's step tracker?

757
00:40:10,293 --> 00:40:12,918
"You guys"? Hold on.
We got you the info you needed.

758
00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:17,168
Now, it's up to you, the professional,
to actually, you know, get the bad guy,

759
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:19,918
-and save our friend Monty?
-It's not as simple as that.

760
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:23,918
We need warrants, we need probable cause,
and I don't know if you guys noticed,

761
00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:26,834
but the captain doesn't really
value my opinion too much.

762
00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:31,668
-What? He's crazy!
-No, I really screwed up.

763
00:40:32,751 --> 00:40:35,043
Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing,

764
00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:38,584
I fell for a bogus tip,
and made the whole squad

765
00:40:38,668 --> 00:40:40,584
raid Nickelodeon Junior Studios.

766
00:40:41,751 --> 00:40:43,626
And the toons fought back.

767
00:40:44,418 --> 00:40:46,668
Paw Patrol attacked Sergeant Henderson.

768
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:49,959
The doctors say he'll never have kids.

769
00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:55,876
Huh, thank you for sharing
that absolutely bonkers story.

770
00:40:55,959 --> 00:40:59,168
(GASPS) I think I have exactly
what we need! Don't move.

771
00:40:59,709 --> 00:41:04,293
Ladies and gentlemen.
Behold! The crime lab!

772
00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:07,459
(GARAGE DOOR OPENS)

773
00:41:22,418 --> 00:41:27,876
What? (LAUGHS) This is crazy.

774
00:41:28,251 --> 00:41:31,959
Pretty sweet, right? All the disguises
and gadgets we could ever need.

775
00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:37,334
Wait, is this like every episode
of Rescue Rangers ever?

776
00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:40,209
-Yes, it is.
-(SIGHS) You've got them all.

777
00:41:40,293 --> 00:41:41,668
"Catteries Not Included."

778
00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:44,459
"Throw Mummy from the Train,"
"Dirty Rotten Diapers."

779
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,543
Okay, so what's your favorite episode?

780
00:41:46,626 --> 00:41:49,084
Ooh, I... I can't pick one.
That's too hard!

781
00:41:49,168 --> 00:41:52,209
(CHUCKLES) Same. So good. (LAUGHS)

782
00:41:55,168 --> 00:41:57,543
I'm honestly surprised
you kept all this stuff.

783
00:41:57,876 --> 00:42:00,251
I didn't think you cared
about the show back then.

784
00:42:00,334 --> 00:42:01,959
What? Of course I did.

785
00:42:02,543 --> 00:42:04,293
No. Yeah, of course.

786
00:42:05,334 --> 00:42:07,584
What's this huge map
with all the pins in it?

787
00:42:07,668 --> 00:42:09,668
Oh, that? It's actually very cool.

788
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:12,459
Oh, no. Is this where
all the victims are buried?

789
00:42:12,584 --> 00:42:14,751
(CHUCKLES) You're messing with me again!

790
00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:18,709
It actually shows Rescue Rangers' ratings
in every US market in 1991

791
00:42:18,793 --> 00:42:21,584
which, as you may recall,
was our most successful year.

792
00:42:21,751 --> 00:42:24,001
Hey, Ellie, didn't you say
you were from Albany?

793
00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:25,209
Born and raised.

794
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,793
Well, according to this map
Rescue Rangers never aired in Albany.

795
00:42:28,876 --> 00:42:32,918
Yeah! My grandma, she used to tape
all the episodes and send them to me.

796
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,626
-Hmm.
-Grandmas rule! (CHUCKLES)

797
00:42:35,751 --> 00:42:37,543
Oh, come on, Chip!
Look at all this cool stuff!

798
00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:41,293
Like this is the limited edition
Rescue Rangers pog set!

799
00:42:41,543 --> 00:42:43,043
You know, this turned
into a real collectible,

800
00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:44,834
because someone noticed
that one of the clouds

801
00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:47,918
behind Monterey Jack
looked exactly like... Oprah.

802
00:42:48,001 --> 00:42:49,918
Wow. So cool.

803
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:53,834
I know, right?
Unfortunately, I only have 11 of the 12.

804
00:42:53,918 --> 00:42:56,084
I'm missing the main one
of all of us together.

805
00:42:56,168 --> 00:42:58,126
Ah, it's just old junk.

806
00:42:58,293 --> 00:43:01,876
Okay, guys. Sweet Pete goes
to the Russian bathhouse every Wednesday.

807
00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:03,793
So, how are we gonna
sneak you guys in there

808
00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:05,918
without being recognized
by all those goons?

809
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:10,001
-Wait. What if we did episode 45?
-Forty-five?

810
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:13,584
-That's a good idea.
-No idea what you're referring to.

811
00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:15,418
And do you have any original ideas?

812
00:43:15,501 --> 00:43:17,834
Or are you just
constantly recycling old scripts?

813
00:43:17,959 --> 00:43:21,168
Oh, come on! Episode 45!
You dressed up like a rat to fool me.

814
00:43:21,293 --> 00:43:23,793
You don't remember?
You said, "Rats what I'm talking about."

815
00:43:23,876 --> 00:43:25,126
It was hilarious!

816
00:43:25,334 --> 00:43:27,834
Oh... Nope, no clue.

817
00:43:27,959 --> 00:43:30,501
Ellie, if we do this,
we could really use your help.

818
00:43:30,584 --> 00:43:34,084
Um. I don't know.
I shouldn't even be here.

819
00:43:34,168 --> 00:43:39,418
(IMITATES MONTEREY) Please!
I need you, Ellie! Help find me!

820
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:43,876
-Okay, but just this once.
-(IMITATES MONTEREY) Oh, thanks, love!

821
00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:45,709
Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

822
00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:48,376
-Stop.
-No, I know, that's why I stopped, yeah?

823
00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,501
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

824
00:43:56,626 --> 00:44:00,209
ELLIE: Okay, guys, remember,
you're plumbers here to fix a leaky pipe.

825
00:44:00,293 --> 00:44:02,043
Roger that. This thing working?

826
00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:04,209
ELLIE: It' s working.
I'd say we have about an hour

827
00:44:04,334 --> 00:44:07,959
before anyone notices
this van is missing, so shake a tail.

828
00:44:08,168 --> 00:44:09,959
CHIP: I can't believe we're doing this.

829
00:44:10,043 --> 00:44:12,584
Please, just don't do
your bad New York accent.

830
00:44:12,668 --> 00:44:14,668
Chip, I hear you,
but it's an unreasonable ask.

831
00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:16,918
(IMITATES NEW YORK ACCENT)
Yo! We're here to clean the pipes,

832
00:44:17,084 --> 00:44:19,126
or did you forget about it?

833
00:44:19,334 --> 00:44:20,668
(GROANS)

834
00:44:21,584 --> 00:44:22,709
(BUZZER BUZZES)

835
00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:26,334
(CHUCKLES) Go Yanks! And hot dogs,
bagels, and pizza!

836
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,918
Wow. I am honestly amazed
that that worked.

837
00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:35,918
Me too! That accent actually got me fired
from Law and Order.

838
00:44:36,001 --> 00:44:39,126
-Ellie, we're in.
-Good. Now, keep a low profile,

839
00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:40,834
and go find Sweet Pete's locker.

840
00:44:43,501 --> 00:44:44,584
BOB: Hey, you two!

841
00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:47,251
This water fountain good?

842
00:44:47,334 --> 00:44:49,001
-Uh...
-Uh...

843
00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,918
Are the pipes clean to drink from?

844
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:55,293
-Oh, um...
-Hey! They're cleaner than Broadway, baby.

845
00:44:55,376 --> 00:44:58,584
-I'm walking here.
-Good. Thank you.

846
00:44:58,668 --> 00:45:00,043
(SIGHS)

847
00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:05,793
Hmm?

848
00:45:05,876 --> 00:45:09,293
ELLIE: Nice work. You need to stay up
on those pipes, out of sight.

849
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,376
Yup! On it.

850
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:13,959
Oh, yeah! That feels great, man.

851
00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:16,334
-DALE: Gross!
-CHIP: Nope. Come on.

852
00:45:16,543 --> 00:45:19,751
I get the kids on the weekends,
but it's not the same.

853
00:45:21,084 --> 00:45:23,209
(LAUGHING)

854
00:45:27,334 --> 00:45:29,251
CHIP: Whoa. It's him.

855
00:45:32,043 --> 00:45:33,126
DALE: There it is.

856
00:45:33,959 --> 00:45:35,959
-(GASPS)
-(GASPS)

857
00:45:44,543 --> 00:45:46,126
Okay, not great.

858
00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:54,168
Hey, I know you.

859
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,626
-Oh, no.
-We're cooked.

860
00:45:56,293 --> 00:45:59,418
You're the Rescue Rangers.

861
00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:05,793
-I am huge fanboy!
-Oh, cool.

862
00:46:10,876 --> 00:46:13,459
(CHUCKLES) Don't you just
hate awkward silences?

863
00:46:13,543 --> 00:46:16,709
Well, to be honest, it wasn't awkward
until you said that, Jimmy,

864
00:46:16,793 --> 00:46:18,876
and now it is, so great job.

865
00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:21,876
-JIMMY: I guess that's true.
-Guys, come on!

866
00:46:22,918 --> 00:46:24,751
-Step right up and come on in
-You are recognizing?

867
00:46:24,834 --> 00:46:26,584
-Here's where the fun begins
-Yes? Wait for it.

868
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:30,501
(CHUCKLES) No way! Is this a remix
of the Disney Afternoon theme song?

869
00:46:30,584 --> 00:46:32,668
-You made this?
-You are knowing it, brother!

870
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,293
Now you do a rap on it? Yes?

871
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:37,334
Uh-oh, I don't know!
Give me one second with Dale here, bro.

872
00:46:37,418 --> 00:46:39,376
-First off, stop encouraging this guy.
-Totally.

873
00:46:39,459 --> 00:46:41,334
-Second, we are not rapping.
-Right.

874
00:46:41,418 --> 00:46:43,918
There is nothing more pathetic
than an old cartoon character

875
00:46:44,001 --> 00:46:46,418
-trying to seem cool again by rapping!
-Chip, I hear you,

876
00:46:46,501 --> 00:46:47,751
but I don't think
we have much of a choice!

877
00:46:47,834 --> 00:46:49,751
Oh, there's a choice.
When it comes to rapping,

878
00:46:49,834 --> 00:46:51,043
there's always a choice.

879
00:46:51,126 --> 00:46:52,668
Actually, can you just hold
that thought for one second?

880
00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:53,793
-Here I go!
-Oh, geez!

881
00:46:53,876 --> 00:46:55,709
My name is Dale...

882
00:46:56,001 --> 00:46:57,459
Uh...

883
00:46:57,543 --> 00:46:58,543
I'm about to kick it

884
00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:00,584
-Oh, no.
-And I'm in hell.

885
00:47:00,668 --> 00:47:02,709
Oh, wow, hold on. I need to film this!

886
00:47:02,793 --> 00:47:04,584
I'll distract him.
You get that step tracker.

887
00:47:04,668 --> 00:47:06,959
-It won't work. It's too risky.
-Well, the biggest risk

888
00:47:07,043 --> 00:47:09,793
is not taking any risk at all. Uh!

889
00:47:09,876 --> 00:47:14,251
My name is Dale, I don't eat whale
Why would you say, that I eat whale

890
00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:15,543
I don't eat whale

891
00:47:15,668 --> 00:47:18,584
(CHUCKLES) Once you rhyme Dale with whale,
you can't think of anything else.

892
00:47:18,793 --> 00:47:22,293
-Just devour him! Make it stop!
-Not me, no, I would just eat the tail

893
00:47:22,376 --> 00:47:23,501
Hmm.

894
00:47:29,376 --> 00:47:32,168
I would never in a million years
Eat whale

895
00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:34,209
First of all, they're endangered

896
00:47:34,334 --> 00:47:35,334
(SNIFFS)

897
00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:38,084
-So, you gotta take care of the whale
-Macadamias. And where there's nuts,

898
00:47:38,168 --> 00:47:40,626
-there's oil.
-Don't want PETA on your tail

899
00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:42,626
But if I did eat whale
It wouldn't be stale

900
00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,876
-Aha.
-DALE: Oh, man, I'm killing this!

901
00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:49,376
-And what are you doing?
-Oh, I was a just, uh...

902
00:47:49,459 --> 00:47:51,251
Aye, yo, Chip! Take the mic!

903
00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:56,459
Uh...

904
00:47:57,418 --> 00:47:58,668
For Monty.

905
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:02,084
Well, my name is Chip, I'm not a whale

906
00:48:02,168 --> 00:48:04,084
And now I'm doing it, great.

907
00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,126
A zubi-zong, zubi, zubi, zubi, dong, dong

908
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:08,959
-Yoink.
-Zubi, dong, dong, dong

909
00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,043
-'Cause he's Chip
-He's Dale

910
00:48:11,126 --> 00:48:12,126
And we'll never fail!

911
00:48:12,209 --> 00:48:14,293
'Cause neither of us
Will ever eat whale

912
00:48:14,418 --> 00:48:15,418
-No, never
-Ever

913
00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:16,543
-Never
-Ever

914
00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:17,709
-Never eat whale
-Eat whale

915
00:48:17,793 --> 00:48:19,668
Okay, what? How did you know
what I was gonna say?

916
00:48:19,751 --> 00:48:21,709
How did you know
what I was gonna say? It was like,

917
00:48:21,793 --> 00:48:22,793
-professional.
-Professional.

918
00:48:22,876 --> 00:48:24,293
-(GASPS) Same time!
-(GASPS) Same time!

919
00:48:24,376 --> 00:48:25,543
-(GASPS) Jinx!
-(GASPS) Jinx!

920
00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,584
-You owe me a non-brand specific cola!
-You owe me a non-brand specific cola!

921
00:48:27,668 --> 00:48:29,293
-What? That was crazy!
-What? That was crazy!

922
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,584
-(GASPS) Somebody call Guinness book!
-(GASPS) Somebody call Guinness book!

923
00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:34,418
-This is incredible!
-This is blowing my mind!

924
00:48:34,501 --> 00:48:35,584
-We lost it.
-(GROANS)

925
00:48:35,751 --> 00:48:40,876
Boom, boom. It's DJ Herzogenaurach
with the Disney Afternoon remix!

926
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:44,668
Hey, this was really fun,
but we actually got to get going!

927
00:48:44,876 --> 00:48:47,459
Ooh, they were very bad at rapping.

928
00:48:48,084 --> 00:48:51,209
Oh, hey, Bob! You are never going
to believe who I just met.

929
00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,501
Oh, man, Ellie, you should have seen us!

930
00:48:55,668 --> 00:48:56,834
-That was incredible!
-CHIP: Right?

931
00:48:57,209 --> 00:48:58,543
We were just like real detectives!

932
00:48:58,668 --> 00:49:01,251
And that match trick
you did with the oil? Genius!

933
00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:04,793
Yeah, but your bad rapping
was the perfect distraction. So good!

934
00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:08,251
Thanks. I totally thought we were busted.
But then you just fully went for it!

935
00:49:08,334 --> 00:49:11,709
-And then I rapped. What a rush!
-(LAUGHS) You were crazy!

936
00:49:11,793 --> 00:49:14,793
Okay, we are all set here.
Just plug that step tracker

937
00:49:14,876 --> 00:49:16,543
-into the computer.
-On it!

938
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:18,543
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

939
00:49:20,543 --> 00:49:23,751
Oh, San Pedro docks! Yes, we got him!

940
00:49:23,834 --> 00:49:26,543
I can't believe it.
We might actually get Monty back.

941
00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:30,584
-We're gonna be heroes.
-I gotta thank you for making me do this.

942
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:36,459
-I mean, this feels... I feel... good.
-Me too! We were always better together.

943
00:49:37,001 --> 00:49:39,668
MALE VOICE: Location confirmed.
We're sending SWAT now by chopper.

944
00:49:39,793 --> 00:49:41,376
-Meet us there.
-Yes, sir.

945
00:49:41,626 --> 00:49:44,459
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

946
00:49:55,043 --> 00:49:56,043
Here, Captain.

947
00:49:56,126 --> 00:49:58,501
I ought to suspend you
for going behind my back, Steckler.

948
00:49:58,584 --> 00:50:01,209
And I hope we don't get attacked
by the Rugrats this time.

949
00:50:01,293 --> 00:50:02,418
-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)

950
00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:04,001
Ready the battering rams!

951
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,084
-(RAMS BLEAT)
-Let's go! Move! Move! Move!

952
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:19,334
-OFFICER 1: Clear!
-OFFICER 2: Clear!

953
00:50:21,293 --> 00:50:22,334
OFFICER 3: Clear!

954
00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:26,168
-Where do you think he is?
-I have no idea.

955
00:50:34,584 --> 00:50:35,584
ELLIE: Sir!

956
00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:38,543
I think I found something.

957
00:50:43,459 --> 00:50:46,126
Careful. Don't touch anything.

958
00:50:47,793 --> 00:50:50,918
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

959
00:50:59,084 --> 00:51:00,084
Flounder?

960
00:51:02,209 --> 00:51:03,209
Sneezy?

961
00:51:04,876 --> 00:51:06,168
They're all here.

962
00:51:06,751 --> 00:51:10,834
Whoa. Garfield's little body
can't take muscles like that.

963
00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:12,668
We found 'em.

964
00:51:15,168 --> 00:51:18,084
This looks like the machine
I had my CG work done on.

965
00:51:19,084 --> 00:51:22,168
Except, way more violent-looking.

966
00:51:23,918 --> 00:51:27,709
It's still warm.
Must have just missed him.

967
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,334
Yeah, this place is creepy.

968
00:51:30,418 --> 00:51:32,584
DALE: I'm gonna see
if I can't find a light switch.

969
00:51:32,668 --> 00:51:35,418
Wait. No, no, no, no,
don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!

970
00:51:39,793 --> 00:51:42,209
-See? Nothing to worry about!
-Heh. I guess you're right.

971
00:51:42,293 --> 00:51:43,834
(BEEPS)

972
00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:46,001
-Uh. That's not good.
-(ALARM BLARING)

973
00:51:46,084 --> 00:51:48,501
-Dude! What did you do?
-I didn't mean to,

974
00:51:48,626 --> 00:51:51,001
I just... I put my leg back, my toe...

975
00:51:51,084 --> 00:51:52,959
-ELLIE: Chip!
-CHIP: Why is it on the floor?

976
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,084
Dale!

977
00:51:54,876 --> 00:51:56,959
-CHIP: (GRUNTS) Ah, no! Watch out!
-ELLIE: Get out of there!

978
00:51:57,043 --> 00:51:58,876
DALE: No, no, no, no, no! (GRUNTS)

979
00:51:58,959 --> 00:52:01,626
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

980
00:52:02,501 --> 00:52:03,959
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

981
00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:06,293
Help! Get us out of here!

982
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:10,959
ELLIE: The machine is gonna try
and surgically re-edit you,

983
00:52:11,043 --> 00:52:12,709
so, try to avoid that.

984
00:52:13,001 --> 00:52:15,626
Goodbye, Ellie! Always remember me!

985
00:52:15,709 --> 00:52:18,334
If we don't make it out of here alive,
let Millie live with you,

986
00:52:18,418 --> 00:52:20,126
and sleep on your bed,
and eat your food,

987
00:52:20,209 --> 00:52:22,293
and don't be afraid
to really scratch that butt!

988
00:52:22,501 --> 00:52:28,126
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

989
00:52:28,293 --> 00:52:31,209
(SHRIEKS) Are we about
to get waffle fried?

990
00:52:31,293 --> 00:52:32,626
No, I think it's...

991
00:52:32,709 --> 00:52:34,626
Scanning them,
and rendering what they'll look like

992
00:52:34,709 --> 00:52:36,418
in different animation styles.

993
00:52:36,501 --> 00:52:41,126
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

994
00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:46,251
Okay. (CHUCKLES) That was nothing.
You know, this might be easier than...

995
00:52:46,334 --> 00:52:47,543
-(SCREAMS)
-CHIP: Dale!

996
00:52:47,626 --> 00:52:50,501
-(SCREAMS) Hey! Hey!
-Hold on! (GRUNTS)

997
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,001
(BOTH GRUNT)

998
00:52:53,084 --> 00:52:56,084
-Pull harder!
-Why... won't... you... stretch?

999
00:52:56,168 --> 00:52:58,959
This body is meant
to be looked at, not touched!

1000
00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:01,043
-What are you doing? (GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS)

1001
00:53:01,126 --> 00:53:04,543
(GRUNTS, STRAINS, YELLS)

1002
00:53:04,626 --> 00:53:06,293
Whoa! (GRUNTS)

1003
00:53:06,376 --> 00:53:08,001
-Thank you.
-Come on!

1004
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:09,584
(YELLS)

1005
00:53:10,501 --> 00:53:11,709
DALE: Whoa.

1006
00:53:12,709 --> 00:53:15,918
-It's like episode 121!
-"Mission Chipossible!"

1007
00:53:16,001 --> 00:53:17,876
-You're right.
-Wait, you remember?

1008
00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:19,918
I guess a couple things
are coming back to me.

1009
00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:21,959
Then let's do it.
How different could it be?

1010
00:53:22,043 --> 00:53:25,126
-Very different! It can be very different.
-Ready?

1011
00:53:25,501 --> 00:53:27,084
Jump! Duck!

1012
00:53:28,084 --> 00:53:30,459
Pancake. Launch me!

1013
00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:35,209
(GRUNTING)

1014
00:53:35,459 --> 00:53:38,668
-Heads-up!
-Got you! (GRUNTS)

1015
00:53:38,751 --> 00:53:40,751
-Slide!
-(GRUNTS)

1016
00:53:40,834 --> 00:53:43,501
(BOTH PANT)

1017
00:53:43,918 --> 00:53:49,251
-You okay? Are you in one piece?
-(PANTS) Yeah, I think so. But you're not.

1018
00:53:49,334 --> 00:53:50,334
Huh?

1019
00:53:50,418 --> 00:53:54,834
(BOTH SCREAM)

1020
00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:57,293
I'm sure they're fine. (CHUCKLES)

1021
00:53:57,376 --> 00:53:59,584
-You got a Snoopy ear!
-Get it off! Get it off!

1022
00:53:59,668 --> 00:54:01,418
(STRAINS, GRUNTS)

1023
00:54:02,126 --> 00:54:04,043
The door! Let's get out of here!

1024
00:54:04,126 --> 00:54:09,251
(BOTH SCREAM, GRUNT)

1025
00:54:09,418 --> 00:54:11,001
(COMPUTER BEEPS)

1026
00:54:11,209 --> 00:54:14,709
(MACHINE POWERS DOWN)

1027
00:54:15,584 --> 00:54:19,209
-(GROANS, PANTS)
-What the...

1028
00:54:26,334 --> 00:54:27,626
You guys okay?

1029
00:54:33,376 --> 00:54:34,793
Look at all these parts.

1030
00:54:36,376 --> 00:54:37,584
Oh, no.

1031
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:43,418
-Monty's mustache.
-(GASPS) No!

1032
00:54:45,001 --> 00:54:46,834
He's been bootlegged!

1033
00:54:52,001 --> 00:54:57,251
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1034
00:55:00,043 --> 00:55:01,209
Hey, Steckler.

1035
00:55:01,959 --> 00:55:04,668
Nice work, today.
I didn't think you had it in you.

1036
00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:06,626
Thank you, sir.

1037
00:55:06,709 --> 00:55:07,834
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

1038
00:55:07,918 --> 00:55:09,376
FEMALE REPORTER: Over here.
One question! Over here!

1039
00:55:09,459 --> 00:55:12,334
3D In Your Face News.
With this factory shut down,

1040
00:55:12,418 --> 00:55:15,084
how does it feel
to have made the city safer for toons?

1041
00:55:15,168 --> 00:55:17,251
All right, come on.
Leave them alone. No questions.

1042
00:55:17,334 --> 00:55:19,209
Come on, guys, let's get out of here.

1043
00:55:19,293 --> 00:55:20,751
MALE REPORTER:
Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear?

1044
00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:22,959
Captain Putty! Captain Putty!
Black and White News.

1045
00:55:23,043 --> 00:55:24,876
Why is there a wad
of chewing gum on your back?

1046
00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:26,751
Oh, come on! Gross.

1047
00:55:26,834 --> 00:55:29,251
Now, that's just gonna be
a part of me forever.

1048
00:55:31,001 --> 00:55:32,709
SWEET PETE: Well, this is a mess.

1049
00:55:32,918 --> 00:55:34,876
BOB: We should probably skip down
for a while, huh, boss?

1050
00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:37,376
We're not going anywhere without
those chipmunks.

1051
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:40,501
-I still want my reboot.
-Should we try to follow them?

1052
00:55:40,626 --> 00:55:45,834
Nah, let 'em go. I have
my own special way of tracking people.

1053
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:48,751
(KEYPAD TAPPING)

1054
00:55:50,751 --> 00:55:52,084
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1055
00:56:01,043 --> 00:56:05,501
-Are we sure that every room was checked?
-Yeah. Positive.

1056
00:56:05,668 --> 00:56:09,418
You said bootlegging takes 48 hours.
We made it before then.

1057
00:56:09,668 --> 00:56:13,959
-I know. It usually does.
-And that coffee was still warm.

1058
00:56:14,084 --> 00:56:15,834
It's like they knew we were coming.

1059
00:56:15,918 --> 00:56:18,834
Look, I know you guys are sad
about Monty,

1060
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:22,209
but you should still feel really good
about what you did back there.

1061
00:56:22,418 --> 00:56:26,793
-You guys are heroes.
-We are not heroes. Monty's gone.

1062
00:56:26,876 --> 00:56:29,293
I was so excited
to see his big, dopey face.

1063
00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:35,584
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1064
00:56:36,209 --> 00:56:39,626
(SIGHS) I'm telling you,
we're missing something.

1065
00:56:39,709 --> 00:56:41,043
I can feel it, Dale.

1066
00:56:41,126 --> 00:56:44,959
Hey, just wanna remind you guys,
I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon,

1067
00:56:45,043 --> 00:56:48,251
signing autographs.
So, get those nuts ready! (CHUCKLES)

1068
00:56:49,084 --> 00:56:51,001
-Yeah...
-What is wrong with you?

1069
00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:52,459
What? It's my job.

1070
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:55,793
It's a choice. (SCOFFS)
I'm getting some coffee.

1071
00:56:56,043 --> 00:56:59,418
Wh... Come on! I have
to stay connected to the fans!

1072
00:56:59,543 --> 00:57:03,084
There are no fans.
It's for you. It's always for you,

1073
00:57:03,251 --> 00:57:05,168
to feed your selfish ego. (SCOFFS)

1074
00:57:05,751 --> 00:57:08,418
I thought you had changed,
but you haven't changed

1075
00:57:08,501 --> 00:57:09,959
since Double-0 Dale!

1076
00:57:10,418 --> 00:57:13,001
Wait, so you are still mad
about Double-0 Dale?

1077
00:57:13,084 --> 00:57:14,543
I thought everything was artichokie.

1078
00:57:14,709 --> 00:57:18,751
You left, Dale. You left me high and dry.
After everything we'd been through,

1079
00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:20,501
everything I did for you!

1080
00:57:21,084 --> 00:57:24,084
-So, we're not artichokie?
-No artichokie!

1081
00:57:24,168 --> 00:57:28,668
Nothing's ever been artichokie.
Okay? I'm alone. I sell insurance.

1082
00:57:28,751 --> 00:57:30,751
My only friend is a dog!

1083
00:57:30,876 --> 00:57:33,334
Okay, but then
why did you say it was artichokie?

1084
00:57:33,418 --> 00:57:34,959
I mean, when someone tells me
something's artichokie,

1085
00:57:35,043 --> 00:57:36,334
I believe it's artichokie.

1086
00:57:36,459 --> 00:57:40,084
(GRUNTS) Stop saying artichokie!
What is it, man?

1087
00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:45,043
Oh, uh, if you could just scooch a bit,
from the coffee?

1088
00:57:45,334 --> 00:57:48,126
Yes, yes, of course. Sorry.

1089
00:57:48,209 --> 00:57:51,959
(GROANS) See? This is why
I didn't wanna see you anymore.

1090
00:57:52,043 --> 00:57:55,376
Sure, my life is lonely,
but at least I didn't feel like this!

1091
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:58,751
Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too!
Chip's always in charge!

1092
00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:01,209
Chip's always right!
It's Chip's way or the highway!

1093
00:58:01,459 --> 00:58:04,709
You know what? Here.
I've been holding on to this

1094
00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:08,918
for some stupid reason.
Now, your collection is complete.

1095
00:58:11,043 --> 00:58:13,501
DALE: (SIGHS) What?

1096
00:58:14,834 --> 00:58:15,834
You kept this?

1097
00:58:17,251 --> 00:58:18,376
(SIGHS)

1098
00:58:18,459 --> 00:58:21,668
You know the crazy thing is,
way back then...

1099
00:58:22,501 --> 00:58:24,209
I didn't even wanna do Double-0 Dale.

1100
00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:28,209
-What?
-It's gonna sound stupid, but...

1101
00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:31,376
(SIGHS) ...I think I just wanted you
to tell me you needed me.

1102
00:58:31,459 --> 00:58:35,043
That I wasn't just some pathetic chipmunk
you found eating alone at school.

1103
00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:40,293
You know, I wanted this pog
for some silly reason, but now I don't.

1104
00:58:40,376 --> 00:58:43,668
-Here, now your collection's complete.
-What? Don't give me that!

1105
00:58:43,751 --> 00:58:45,876
That's the exact same thing
I just said to you.

1106
00:58:46,001 --> 00:58:47,709
What? No, it's not.
I said, "silly reason."

1107
00:58:47,793 --> 00:58:50,001
-You said, "stupid reason."
-Well, I don't want it.

1108
00:58:50,084 --> 00:58:51,293
-Neither do I!
-Good!

1109
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:52,709
-I'm putting it on the ground.
-Great!

1110
00:58:52,793 --> 00:58:53,793
-Yeah.
-Cool.

1111
00:58:53,876 --> 00:58:54,918
-I know.
-Neat!

1112
00:58:55,001 --> 00:58:56,543
It is neat. Thanks.

1113
00:58:59,376 --> 00:59:01,918
(SNIFFS) Do you smell that?

1114
00:59:02,209 --> 00:59:05,293
I'm definitely not falling
for one of your dumb fart jokes right now.

1115
00:59:05,418 --> 00:59:07,918
-No! No, no! Smell! (SNIFFS)
-(SNIFFS)

1116
00:59:08,001 --> 00:59:09,751
This whole place, it smells like...

1117
00:59:10,501 --> 00:59:12,668
-almond butter and gasoline.
-Almond butter and gasoline.

1118
00:59:12,751 --> 00:59:14,793
But that's the Rescue Rangers cologne.

1119
00:59:16,626 --> 00:59:20,501
(BOTH SNIFF)

1120
00:59:22,043 --> 00:59:24,501
(SNIFFS) This way.

1121
00:59:27,959 --> 00:59:30,376
(SNIFFS) It's coming from in here.

1122
00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:37,334
DALE: Why would Putty's office
smell like that?

1123
00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:41,376
(GASPS) Dale, we need to leave, now.

1124
00:59:41,793 --> 00:59:43,626
What's going on? Why are we running away?

1125
00:59:43,709 --> 00:59:45,501
I'm not sure, but you
and your big red nose

1126
00:59:45,584 --> 00:59:48,376
are onto something.
Monty was literally the only person

1127
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:51,334
-to ever use that disgusting cologne.
-Actually, I heard it's still used

1128
00:59:51,418 --> 00:59:53,001
in the Latvia to strip paint,
but of course,

1129
00:59:53,084 --> 00:59:54,834
we never see a dime of that.

1130
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:57,334
That's not the point.
Putty's office stunk of it,

1131
00:59:57,418 --> 01:00:00,043
which means someone had
direct contact with Monty.

1132
01:00:00,126 --> 01:00:02,209
-Oh, I knew Putty was dirty!
-Oh, you're just saying that

1133
01:00:02,293 --> 01:00:04,501
'cause it's always the police captain
in our episodes.

1134
01:00:04,584 --> 01:00:06,918
Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale!

1135
01:00:07,043 --> 01:00:08,751
-Ellie?
-Something has been off about her

1136
01:00:08,834 --> 01:00:09,959
the whole time!

1137
01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:12,251
Claiming to be a huge fan
just to butter us up.

1138
01:00:12,334 --> 01:00:14,168
She couldn't even name
her favorite episode.

1139
01:00:14,251 --> 01:00:17,251
-'Cause she loves them all.
-No! 'Cause she's never seen any episodes!

1140
01:00:17,501 --> 01:00:19,959
"Her grandmother
taped the show for her." Get real!

1141
01:00:20,043 --> 01:00:22,668
Grandparents are terrible at electronics.
That's their whole thing!

1142
01:00:22,751 --> 01:00:25,543
-(CELLPHONE BUZZING)
-Aha! Speak of the devil!

1143
01:00:25,668 --> 01:00:28,543
Are you crazy? Don't pick that up!
We don't know who we can trust.

1144
01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:31,918
We need outside help,
like the governor, the CIA, the FBI.

1145
01:00:32,043 --> 01:00:36,084
(GASPS) I know someone
who might be able to help.

1146
01:00:36,209 --> 01:00:39,793
You got a Snoopy ear! (LAUGHS)

1147
01:00:39,876 --> 01:00:43,626
Yes, Ugly Sonic, his ear is hilarious,
but do you have a contact at the FBI?

1148
01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:46,543
Because we have some highly dangerous
and classified information for them.

1149
01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:49,084
Yeah, of course.
I know tons of people at the FBI.

1150
01:00:49,168 --> 01:00:52,168
-I'm making a TV show with them.
-Look, we really need your help,

1151
01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:53,751
but we don't have a lot of time.

1152
01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:57,501
Oh, you want me to go fast? (CHUCKLES)
That's Sonic's thing.

1153
01:00:57,834 --> 01:01:04,751
Ugly Sonic goes slow, baby. (LAUGHS)

1154
01:01:05,376 --> 01:01:07,084
-So, you're not gonna help us?
-No, I'm not.

1155
01:01:07,209 --> 01:01:10,251
Ugh! You don't have a show with the FBI.
I knew it! I knew it!

1156
01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:11,459
SONIC: I wasn't finished.

1157
01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:13,418
-Dale, we need to go.
-SONIC: I'll run it by my producer later

1158
01:01:13,501 --> 01:01:15,126
-when I see him at the Chateau.
-DALE: (GASPS) Oh, no.

1159
01:01:15,209 --> 01:01:18,543
-Quick, we'll lose them in the crowd.
-SONIC: One day, you'll see, Dale.

1160
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:21,876
You'll turn on your television
and all will be revealed.

1161
01:01:21,959 --> 01:01:24,168
-No, it won't.
-Yes, it will!

1162
01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:26,293
(GRUNTS) Move!

1163
01:01:26,501 --> 01:01:29,793
(GRUNTS) Out of the way! Move it, nerds!

1164
01:01:29,918 --> 01:01:32,376
You know, originally,
it was called Aunt Man,

1165
01:01:32,543 --> 01:01:36,751
A-U-N-T, and my superpower
was being really charming to aunts.

1166
01:01:36,834 --> 01:01:40,001
(LAUGHS) That's great, isn't it?

1167
01:01:40,084 --> 01:01:41,501
-Yeah, they changed it... (SHOUTS)
-Whoa! Coming through.

1168
01:01:41,584 --> 01:01:42,876
Love your work!

1169
01:01:42,959 --> 01:01:44,168
-Whoa!
-Watch out!

1170
01:01:44,251 --> 01:01:46,168
-Okay. Nice horsey, nice horsey.
-(LAUGHING) Whoa!

1171
01:01:46,459 --> 01:01:48,668
-Step aside. Move.
-(MAN GRUNTING)

1172
01:01:48,751 --> 01:01:50,751
(PANTS)

1173
01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:54,793
-There they are.
-Well, go get them.

1174
01:01:55,084 --> 01:01:56,543
(PANTING)

1175
01:01:57,293 --> 01:01:59,501
-(GRUNTS)
-(WOMAN SCREAMS)

1176
01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:01,834
(PANTS)

1177
01:02:01,918 --> 01:02:04,834
-Gotcha!
-Oh, what?

1178
01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:11,001
-Peter, is that really you? You got old.
-Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid.

1179
01:02:11,168 --> 01:02:12,209
(PANTS)

1180
01:02:12,376 --> 01:02:15,459
-How do they know we're here?
-I'm guessing your social media post

1181
01:02:15,543 --> 01:02:16,834
at the police station.

1182
01:02:16,918 --> 01:02:18,834
Ah! Oops. (CHUCKLES)

1183
01:02:18,959 --> 01:02:21,876
-Yeah, that's my bad.
-Hey, there's something down there.

1184
01:02:22,001 --> 01:02:23,959
There's nothing down there, you boob.

1185
01:02:24,209 --> 01:02:27,959
You walk around with no pants long enough,
and you start to notice every breeze.

1186
01:02:28,084 --> 01:02:29,751
-(SKELETOR LAUGHING)
-Gotcha! Huh?

1187
01:02:30,918 --> 01:02:34,209
We need a disguise or something.
In here. Grab the first thing you can.

1188
01:02:35,584 --> 01:02:37,959
Uh... What?

1189
01:02:38,209 --> 01:02:40,168
(INDIANA JONES THEME SONG PLAYING)

1190
01:02:41,334 --> 01:02:42,751
It's the Rescue Rangers!

1191
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:46,334
-Oh, my gosh! I am your biggest fan!
-Oh, my God.

1192
01:02:46,584 --> 01:02:49,293
(FANS CHATTER EXCITEDLY)

1193
01:02:49,418 --> 01:02:52,418
(GRUNTS) Cook-a-rook-a-roo!

1194
01:02:52,543 --> 01:02:55,501
(GRUNTS) Think happy little thoughts.
(COUGHS)

1195
01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:57,418
(GROANS) Definitely pulled something.

1196
01:02:57,501 --> 01:02:59,918
You keep going, I'll catch up. (COUGHS)

1197
01:03:00,001 --> 01:03:01,209
Hey, give me that!

1198
01:03:01,543 --> 01:03:03,209
Ugh! It's diet!

1199
01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:07,918
-CHIP: Up here. Hey! (PANTING)
-(JIMMY GROWLS)

1200
01:03:08,126 --> 01:03:09,251
(GRUNTS)

1201
01:03:10,126 --> 01:03:14,084
By the axe of Ucarga,
you will submit to me! (GRUNTS)

1202
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:18,168
(GRUNTS)

1203
01:03:18,376 --> 01:03:20,668
(DRAMATIC UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1204
01:03:21,459 --> 01:03:24,751
What are you doing? I got you! (YELLS)

1205
01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:27,334
-(YELLS)
-(BOB GRUNTS)

1206
01:03:28,043 --> 01:03:30,668
(GROANS) What are you looking at?

1207
01:03:30,793 --> 01:03:34,626
-Honestly, your weird dead eyes. (LAUGHS)
-They are weird. (LAUGHS)

1208
01:03:34,709 --> 01:03:35,834
Super weird.

1209
01:03:35,918 --> 01:03:37,209
(ALL LAUGH)

1210
01:03:37,293 --> 01:03:38,418
So funny.

1211
01:03:38,626 --> 01:03:41,543
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1212
01:03:45,334 --> 01:03:48,001
Well, I'll be.
Chip and Dale together again

1213
01:03:48,084 --> 01:03:49,834
Never thought I'd see the day.

1214
01:03:50,543 --> 01:03:51,543
Get back here!

1215
01:03:54,751 --> 01:03:55,751
Wow.

1216
01:03:55,959 --> 01:03:59,209
-Yo, man, it's you!
-Baloo. Nice to meet you.

1217
01:03:59,418 --> 01:04:03,709
(SCREAMS) No way! Can I touch your face?
I mean, what is going on?

1218
01:04:03,793 --> 01:04:06,043
-DALE: Quick, the elevator. (PANTING)
-(GRUNTS)

1219
01:04:07,084 --> 01:04:08,459
-(BOB SCREAMS)
-Oh, no!

1220
01:04:08,626 --> 01:04:12,126
I command thee to halt! (YELLS)

1221
01:04:12,334 --> 01:04:16,084
-You want a piece of me? Be my guest.
-(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING)

1222
01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:17,751
(GROANS) Berserker!

1223
01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:19,418
Ah, ah, ah!

1224
01:04:19,709 --> 01:04:23,751
Hello, 911?
I have a rather unruly visitor here.

1225
01:04:23,834 --> 01:04:26,251
-(PANTS)
-(PANTS) There's the exit.

1226
01:04:26,334 --> 01:04:28,918
-(BOTH PANT)
-(GROWLS)

1227
01:04:30,168 --> 01:04:32,834
Go, Dale. Go! (PANTS)

1228
01:04:32,918 --> 01:04:34,043
Come on, Chip!

1229
01:04:35,168 --> 01:04:36,334
(GROWLS)

1230
01:04:37,918 --> 01:04:40,584
(PANTS) Quick! Hide up here!

1231
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:47,459
-(PANTS)
-(GROWLS, PANTS)

1232
01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:51,459
(GROWLS)

1233
01:04:53,418 --> 01:04:56,543
(PANTS) Chip?

1234
01:04:58,584 --> 01:05:01,126
-Chip, where are you?
-(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1235
01:05:01,251 --> 01:05:03,626
-Where are you, buddy? (GASPS, WHIMPERS)
-(SIRENS BLARING)

1236
01:05:07,543 --> 01:05:10,001
No. No, no, no, no, no, no!

1237
01:05:11,418 --> 01:05:14,709
Hey, Steckler. I just got a tip.
I think your little chipmunk friends

1238
01:05:14,793 --> 01:05:16,126
-are in trouble.
-I know, sir.

1239
01:05:16,209 --> 01:05:19,084
-I'm heading to the Convention Center now.
-No, it's worse than that. Come on.

1240
01:05:19,168 --> 01:05:20,918
We gotta move fast before it's too late.

1241
01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:23,459
You're gonna arrest me
while Jack Skellington's been embezzling

1242
01:05:23,543 --> 01:05:25,959
from his own charity for years?
Everyone knows it!

1243
01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:28,168
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CHIP GROANS)

1244
01:05:28,293 --> 01:05:30,626
-(JIMMY LAUGHING)
-Where's Dale?

1245
01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:32,918
SWEET PETE: He'll be here.
Keep your pants on.

1246
01:05:33,001 --> 01:05:35,293
-I don't wear pants.
-Yeah, I noticed.

1247
01:05:35,459 --> 01:05:37,418
It's not something to brag about. (LAUGHS)

1248
01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:38,543
What do you want?

1249
01:05:38,626 --> 01:05:41,251
I want you to stop messing
with my business.

1250
01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:44,168
You exposed everything,
now I have to move all this stuff,

1251
01:05:44,251 --> 01:05:46,251
and start over. It's super annoying.

1252
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:49,334
You should have just let me bootleg you
when you came to my office.

1253
01:05:49,418 --> 01:05:52,001
Could have saved us both
a ton of headaches.

1254
01:05:52,334 --> 01:05:53,334
Ah!

1255
01:05:53,584 --> 01:05:58,168
Besides, I was always more
of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person.

1256
01:05:58,418 --> 01:06:00,501
You monster.

1257
01:06:00,584 --> 01:06:02,584
-(LAUGHS)
-ELLIE: Freeze, Sweet Pete.

1258
01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:06,209
Nah. How about you freeze?

1259
01:06:06,376 --> 01:06:07,834
(GUN CLICKING)

1260
01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:09,418
Drop it, Steckler.

1261
01:06:10,168 --> 01:06:14,043
-What? Captain Putty?
-Dale was right.

1262
01:06:14,126 --> 01:06:18,043
-(GROANS) How cliché.
-I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right?

1263
01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:19,876
Sweet Pete, remember
when you first approached me

1264
01:06:19,959 --> 01:06:22,084
to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you,

1265
01:06:22,168 --> 01:06:25,001
and I was like,
"Come on! That's too predictable."

1266
01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:26,668
Yeah. And what did I say?

1267
01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:28,084
-"If it ain't broke..."
-"If it ain't broke..."

1268
01:06:28,168 --> 01:06:30,209
(BOTH LAUGH)

1269
01:06:30,418 --> 01:06:32,918
-How could you?
-I know, I know. It's terrible.

1270
01:06:33,001 --> 01:06:37,834
I am so ashamed. But I had no choice.
My mother needed an operation.

1271
01:06:37,918 --> 01:06:41,459
See, she got injured
playing a game of Operation.

1272
01:06:41,543 --> 01:06:44,168
She got too close to the sides
and, uh... (SNIFFING)

1273
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:48,293
...she got buzzed really bad. (SOBS)

1274
01:06:48,376 --> 01:06:52,834
(LAUGHS) Oh, I'm sorry.
I couldn't do it any longer.

1275
01:06:52,918 --> 01:06:54,918
Money! I'm a greedy little Smurf

1276
01:06:55,001 --> 01:06:57,668
-who did it for the money.
-Hilarious.

1277
01:06:57,751 --> 01:06:59,793
Yeah, but I had you going there
for a second, didn't I?

1278
01:06:59,876 --> 01:07:03,668
"Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig
heading into Nickelodeon Jr."

1279
01:07:03,751 --> 01:07:05,709
-(LAUGHS)
-It was you?

1280
01:07:06,501 --> 01:07:08,459
You gave the fake tip.

1281
01:07:09,001 --> 01:07:11,668
You derailed the whole
investigation and...

1282
01:07:11,751 --> 01:07:14,084
and worst of all,
you made me doubt myself.

1283
01:07:14,168 --> 01:07:16,834
Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.

1284
01:07:16,918 --> 01:07:20,709
Oh, wow, wow, oh, wow!
Keep it together, Dale. Come on.

1285
01:07:21,376 --> 01:07:22,918
-(GASPS) It's Ellie.
-(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

1286
01:07:23,001 --> 01:07:27,043
Wait, no, Ellie could be bad.
But she also could be good.

1287
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:31,501
Oh, my brain hurts. I wish Chip was here.
He'd know what to do.

1288
01:07:31,584 --> 01:07:32,834
Uh...

1289
01:07:33,793 --> 01:07:36,209
-Hello?
-ELLIE: Hey. You okay?

1290
01:07:36,293 --> 01:07:39,084
Uh, yeah, totally fine. Why do you ask?

1291
01:07:39,251 --> 01:07:42,126
You don't have to worry, Dale.
I know how to get Chip back.

1292
01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:45,584
I'm down at the bootlegging facility.
Meet me here.

1293
01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:47,668
And come alone.

1294
01:07:47,751 --> 01:07:49,959
Well, that sounds super shady
and not safe at all.

1295
01:07:50,084 --> 01:07:52,168
I know. But you have to trust me.

1296
01:07:52,251 --> 01:07:55,959
And, Dale, "When You Fish Upon A Star,"
that's my favorite episode.

1297
01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:59,334
Oh. (CHUCKLES) Kind of a deep cut.
Why is that your favorite?

1298
01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,751
-(DIAL TONE BEEPING)
-Hello? Huh.

1299
01:08:01,834 --> 01:08:04,459
I mean, "When You Fish Upon A Star"
is a good episode,

1300
01:08:04,543 --> 01:08:06,501
but I wouldn't call it great.

1301
01:08:06,668 --> 01:08:09,251
Why did you tell Dale to come?
You should have protected him.

1302
01:08:09,334 --> 01:08:11,959
I gave him a secret message. A code.

1303
01:08:12,043 --> 01:08:16,126
Dale forgets his own phone number.
How is he gonna break a code?

1304
01:08:16,293 --> 01:08:18,626
Listen up, you rejects
from a science lab.

1305
01:08:18,709 --> 01:08:20,959
-(DALE LAUGHING)
-I didn't think of this extraordinarily

1306
01:08:21,043 --> 01:08:22,334
brilliant plan, only to have

1307
01:08:22,501 --> 01:08:24,834
-you idiots wreck the wrong ship.
-Still holds up. It's a great show.

1308
01:08:24,918 --> 01:08:27,543
-FAT CAT: A ship full of worthless junk!
-Ah, no! Focus, Dale. Come on.

1309
01:08:27,626 --> 01:08:29,834
-Ellie is sending a message, but what?
-GADGET: ...you know?

1310
01:08:29,918 --> 01:08:33,376
Your little friends would never dream
of leaving you hanging here.

1311
01:08:33,459 --> 01:08:36,501
-Would they?
-All right. Think, Dale, think.

1312
01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:41,543
Gadget is stuck in a lantern.
Lanterns provide light by using fire.

1313
01:08:41,626 --> 01:08:44,834
Fire is really cool,
but also really dangerous. (GASPS)

1314
01:08:45,084 --> 01:08:47,126
Someone is in a dangerous situation.

1315
01:08:47,209 --> 01:08:49,168
Oh, like that time I dropped
a bowling ball on my toe.

1316
01:08:49,251 --> 01:08:52,834
(GASPS) Ellie has ten toes
and she probably likes Thai food.

1317
01:08:52,918 --> 01:08:56,418
Ellie is tied up and in danger,
and Chip is with her.

1318
01:08:56,543 --> 01:08:58,918
It was Putty working
with Sweet Pete the whole time.

1319
01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:01,209
-I cracked it. I'm coming, guys.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1320
01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:04,043
(GRUNTING)

1321
01:09:04,126 --> 01:09:05,834
(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)

1322
01:09:05,918 --> 01:09:07,334
(GROANS)

1323
01:09:07,418 --> 01:09:10,001
Come on.
Start, start, start, start!

1324
01:09:10,084 --> 01:09:12,584
No. No, no, no.

1325
01:09:13,334 --> 01:09:14,543
(SIGHS)

1326
01:09:16,918 --> 01:09:17,918
Huh.

1327
01:09:21,626 --> 01:09:25,293
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1328
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:35,668
GADGET: Honey, someone's doing
a cool pose in the driveway.

1329
01:09:35,751 --> 01:09:37,876
-(DOOR OPENING)
-(INDISTINCT CHITTER)

1330
01:09:37,959 --> 01:09:39,084
(CLEARS THROAT)

1331
01:09:39,168 --> 01:09:43,626
Excuse me. Dale, old chum.
The sight of you lights my heart aglow.

1332
01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:45,751
Rangers, I need your help.

1333
01:09:45,834 --> 01:09:50,418
We love you, bud, but we just can't invest
in any more of your independent movies.

1334
01:09:50,501 --> 01:09:53,501
What... No, I'm not here for that.
I'm here for something very important.

1335
01:09:53,584 --> 01:09:56,334
Although that script was pretty good.
Did you even read it?

1336
01:09:56,418 --> 01:09:57,418
(JIMMY GROWLS)

1337
01:09:57,501 --> 01:09:59,626
SWEET PETE: Chip, I wanna do something
extra special for you.

1338
01:09:59,709 --> 01:10:02,209
How would you feel
about playing your old character,

1339
01:10:02,293 --> 01:10:06,084
but with feet for ears, and a dog snout
where your tail should be?

1340
01:10:06,209 --> 01:10:08,793
Okay, honest feedback,
that sounds terrible.

1341
01:10:08,876 --> 01:10:10,293
You're gonna like the way you look.

1342
01:10:10,376 --> 01:10:12,709
-I guarantee it.
-You'll never get away with this.

1343
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:15,501
The Men's Wearhouse reference?
Yeah, I think I will.

1344
01:10:15,918 --> 01:10:18,251
Okay, let's make some changes.

1345
01:10:18,334 --> 01:10:20,334
Cook-a-rook-a-roo!

1346
01:10:20,459 --> 01:10:23,126
-(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-DALE: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whee!

1347
01:10:23,209 --> 01:10:27,043
This is awesome!
I'm amazed this thing actually flies.

1348
01:10:27,126 --> 01:10:28,751
And you know how to fly it.

1349
01:10:28,834 --> 01:10:31,168
Yeah. I guess my character
from the old show,

1350
01:10:31,251 --> 01:10:34,751
and my character in real life
are basically exactly the same.

1351
01:10:34,834 --> 01:10:37,876
(LAUGHS) Yeah, I guess so.
Zipper, how are the kids?

1352
01:10:37,959 --> 01:10:40,501
Splendid. I mean, sure,
being a stay-at-home dad

1353
01:10:40,584 --> 01:10:42,876
has its challenges,
but it's the most rewarding job

1354
01:10:42,959 --> 01:10:44,418
-I could ever ask for and it just...
-(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

1355
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:47,751
Whoa! It's actually my agent.
Sorry, can you hold on for a second?

1356
01:10:48,834 --> 01:10:52,126
Wow! Dave Bolinari.
Haven't heard from you in a while.

1357
01:10:52,209 --> 01:10:54,876
Did you not get my last seven years
of messages? (CHUCKLES)

1358
01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:57,876
(CHUCKLES) Oh, Daley, brother, so sorry.

1359
01:10:57,959 --> 01:11:00,793
Look, I got a new assistant,
and then we were off for the holidays.

1360
01:11:00,876 --> 01:11:03,251
Anyways, I'm watching the news.

1361
01:11:03,334 --> 01:11:06,418
You're the talk of the town.
We've got heat. We've got offers.

1362
01:11:06,543 --> 01:11:09,501
I'm thinking book deal.
I'm thinking reboot.

1363
01:11:09,584 --> 01:11:12,126
Hey, actually, can I call you back?
I can't talk now.

1364
01:11:12,209 --> 01:11:15,376
What? But, Dale, you gotta get
your priorities straight, dawg.

1365
01:11:15,459 --> 01:11:17,626
You know what?
I think for the first time in my life,

1366
01:11:17,709 --> 01:11:19,709
I am getting my priorities straight.

1367
01:11:19,793 --> 01:11:23,709
Friends are more important
than business. (EXCLAIMS)

1368
01:11:23,793 --> 01:11:25,793
-DAVE: Dale, brother.
-Good for you, Dale.

1369
01:11:25,876 --> 01:11:27,918
Probably shouldn't have
thrown your phone, though.

1370
01:11:28,001 --> 01:11:29,793
Nope. Immediately regretted it.

1371
01:11:29,959 --> 01:11:31,543
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Well, it was a good run.

1372
01:11:31,918 --> 01:11:34,793
-No, it wasn't. Who am I kidding?
-Okay, let's see.

1373
01:11:34,876 --> 01:11:37,459
Dog snout right on the butt. (LAUGHS)

1374
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:39,918
It's hilarious. Chip doesn't know
what he's talking about.

1375
01:11:40,084 --> 01:11:41,418
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

1376
01:11:41,501 --> 01:11:43,668
Stop him, Captain!
You're better than this.

1377
01:11:43,751 --> 01:11:44,876
No, I'm not.

1378
01:11:45,709 --> 01:11:49,376
Ah, there it is.
The foreboding fortress on the horizon.

1379
01:11:49,459 --> 01:11:53,251
-Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey.
-Thank you, my love.

1380
01:11:53,334 --> 01:11:55,376
-Aw.
-Looks like the only way in

1381
01:11:55,459 --> 01:11:59,501
-is through that exhaust pipe.
-Okay, good. Try to line me up with it.

1382
01:11:59,584 --> 01:12:03,751
-Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale?
-As sure as I've ever been.

1383
01:12:03,834 --> 01:12:06,959
But you're, like, known
for constantly making terrible decisions.

1384
01:12:07,043 --> 01:12:11,501
-I know, right?
-Rescue Rangers, away.

1385
01:12:11,668 --> 01:12:13,251
(SCREAMS)

1386
01:12:14,793 --> 01:12:18,251
-(SHRIEKING)
-(BUZZES)

1387
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,709
Huh. At least that's gone.

1388
01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:27,001
(SCREAMS, LAUGHS) Whoo! Hold on, Chippy!

1389
01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:31,834
(GASPS) Uh-oh. (SCREAMS)

1390
01:12:32,709 --> 01:12:38,084
(SCREAMING)

1391
01:12:38,959 --> 01:12:40,001
(GRUNTS)

1392
01:12:40,334 --> 01:12:43,459
-(SWEET PETE CHUCKLES)
-(WHIMPERS)

1393
01:12:44,584 --> 01:12:45,584
(DALE GRUNTS)

1394
01:12:47,459 --> 01:12:50,918
-(WHIMPERS, GASPS)
-(MACHINE POWERS DOWN)

1395
01:12:51,001 --> 01:12:52,084
(SIGHS)

1396
01:12:53,834 --> 01:12:57,251
-No! No, no, no, no. Come on!
-Hey, hey. Fix that.

1397
01:12:57,334 --> 01:12:59,918
-You should fix it.
-Oh, yeah. Thanks for the input, genius.

1398
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,376
-Ellie.
-Dale.

1399
01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,709
Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip?

1400
01:13:04,876 --> 01:13:06,876
-He's still in the machine.
-(COUGHS) Over here.

1401
01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:09,001
-Chip, you're okay.
-Yeah.

1402
01:13:09,168 --> 01:13:11,584
You came for us.
I never doubted you, buddy.

1403
01:13:11,709 --> 01:13:13,168
(INHALES, BLOWS)

1404
01:13:13,251 --> 01:13:16,543
-See? He understood the clue.
-Of course, it was obvious.

1405
01:13:16,709 --> 01:13:20,793
In "When You Fish Upon a Star,"
Gadget was double-crossed. Just like us.

1406
01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:22,959
Right. Totally.

1407
01:13:23,084 --> 01:13:24,626
You had a completely
different take, didn't you?

1408
01:13:24,793 --> 01:13:28,918
-Yes, mine involved Thai food.
-Stop! Or I'll erase him right here.

1409
01:13:29,001 --> 01:13:31,626
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
-Wait.

1410
01:13:31,709 --> 01:13:35,876
-Let's talk about this.
-Listen, I get how you feel.

1411
01:13:35,959 --> 01:13:38,084
Things didn't work out
the way you wanted, right?

1412
01:13:38,376 --> 01:13:41,501
You had big hopes and dreams and,
well... (SIGHING)

1413
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:44,293
...then the world
just sort of breaks your heart.

1414
01:13:44,793 --> 01:13:49,543
And it feels like the only emotions
you have left are anger and loneliness.

1415
01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:53,418
But you're not alone. None of us are.

1416
01:13:53,751 --> 01:14:00,626
Wow. It's true. You two really are
the worst actors in Hollywood. (LAUGHS)

1417
01:14:01,751 --> 01:14:03,584
Hey! What the... No!

1418
01:14:05,793 --> 01:14:07,043
What the...

1419
01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:08,876
(YELLS)

1420
01:14:10,876 --> 01:14:12,376
What is going on with this thing?

1421
01:14:15,209 --> 01:14:17,418
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS, GROANS)

1422
01:14:17,501 --> 01:14:18,834
-(GROANS)
-(GRUNTS)

1423
01:14:19,126 --> 01:14:20,793
No, no, no. No!

1424
01:14:21,084 --> 01:14:23,376
(FIREWORK WHISTLING)

1425
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:28,876
(WALT DISNEY THEME SONG PLAYING)

1426
01:14:29,001 --> 01:14:32,959
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ELLIE COUGHING, GROANING)

1427
01:14:34,126 --> 01:14:38,001
-(PANTS)
-(PANTS)

1428
01:14:38,084 --> 01:14:39,751
(COUGHS) That was not cool.

1429
01:14:40,751 --> 01:14:44,084
-Hey, are you okay?
-(COUGHS) I think so.

1430
01:14:44,626 --> 01:14:47,001
-Dale, are you hurt?
-No, I'm good.

1431
01:14:47,084 --> 01:14:50,084
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(GROANS)

1432
01:14:52,251 --> 01:14:54,168
Huh? (SCREAMS)

1433
01:14:55,584 --> 01:14:58,043
-(CHUCKLES)
-(MACHINE WHIRRING)

1434
01:14:58,584 --> 01:15:00,043
Uh-oh. (GRUNTS) Hey!

1435
01:15:00,251 --> 01:15:02,126
(GRUNTS, GROANS)

1436
01:15:02,209 --> 01:15:03,209
-Oh.
-(LASERS ZAPPING)

1437
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:05,793
(DALE LAUGHS)

1438
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,001
Oh.

1439
01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:09,709
Ugh! And it smells too.

1440
01:15:09,918 --> 01:15:14,793
(GROANS) Stupid glass. Okay, I'm out.

1441
01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:17,168
-Putty, he's getting away.
-I'm on it.

1442
01:15:19,793 --> 01:15:21,418
(RUMBLING)

1443
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,876
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1444
01:15:34,251 --> 01:15:35,376
Meow.

1445
01:15:35,459 --> 01:15:38,168
-Huh?
-I'm gonna wreck stuff. (YELLS)

1446
01:15:38,251 --> 01:15:40,251
-(SCREAMS)
-(SCREAMS) Run!

1447
01:15:43,584 --> 01:15:47,251
(BOTH PANTING)

1448
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:50,209
-Hey, up here.
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

1449
01:15:51,334 --> 01:15:52,543
SWEET PETE: You fools!

1450
01:15:53,209 --> 01:15:56,376
(BOTH GRUNT)

1451
01:15:56,459 --> 01:15:57,876
-CHIP: Whoa!
-DALE: Whoa!

1452
01:15:57,959 --> 01:15:59,501
(BOTH PANTING)

1453
01:16:03,668 --> 01:16:05,876
-(GROANS)
-(CALM INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1454
01:16:05,959 --> 01:16:08,251
-Uh...
-(CHUCKLES)

1455
01:16:08,334 --> 01:16:11,001
-Where are we?
-Boh Barba.

1456
01:16:11,876 --> 01:16:14,334
Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear? Ugh.

1457
01:16:14,418 --> 01:16:15,959
-(SWEET PETE GRUNTS)
-(ALL SCREAM)

1458
01:16:16,043 --> 01:16:17,126
Keep going!

1459
01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:20,626
Two words. Chipmunk soup.

1460
01:16:20,834 --> 01:16:22,126
(PANTS)

1461
01:16:22,293 --> 01:16:24,459
I guess they were making
the bootleg movies here

1462
01:16:24,543 --> 01:16:25,668
-the whole time.
-What the...

1463
01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:27,543
-DALE: Not overseas.
-Boy! Dorf!

1464
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,709
-(GRUNTS)
-Ay, pechanga!

1465
01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:32,293
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1466
01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:38,626
ELLIE: Captain?

1467
01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:49,918
It's all over. Just give yourself up.

1468
01:16:51,834 --> 01:16:54,918
-Hello? (SHOUTS)
-(YELLS, GRUNTS)

1469
01:16:55,084 --> 01:16:57,043
Whoa! (GRUNTS, CHUCKLES)

1470
01:16:57,126 --> 01:16:58,584
Whoa! (GRUNTS)

1471
01:16:58,668 --> 01:17:01,126
-(ELLIE GRUNTS)
-Oopsie daisy. Yoink, yoink.

1472
01:17:01,209 --> 01:17:03,084
-(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS)

1473
01:17:03,168 --> 01:17:04,251
(CHUCKLES)

1474
01:17:04,334 --> 01:17:07,126
-(VOCALIZES)
-(CYMBALS CRASHING)

1475
01:17:07,209 --> 01:17:08,793
(LAUGHS) Heads-up.

1476
01:17:08,876 --> 01:17:11,084
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)

1477
01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:13,251
Oh, that actually made me dizzy.

1478
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,584
-(ELLIE GRUNTING)
-(YELLS)

1479
01:17:14,668 --> 01:17:18,168
-DALE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch out.
-(CHIP PANTING)

1480
01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:23,084
Hey, get outta the way,
you little yahoos! Move it!

1481
01:17:23,959 --> 01:17:25,751
You're messing things up here. (SCREAMS)

1482
01:17:26,168 --> 01:17:27,626
Coming through!

1483
01:17:28,501 --> 01:17:29,543
CHIP: Grab on.

1484
01:17:30,459 --> 01:17:33,001
Whoa!

1485
01:17:33,626 --> 01:17:36,834
(BOTH YELL, GRUNT)

1486
01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:43,751
(ROARS)

1487
01:17:43,959 --> 01:17:46,584
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1488
01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:05,668
Yoo-hoo!

1489
01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,168
-(ELLIE GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS) So close.

1490
01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:11,293
-(GRUNTS) Okay.
-(GRUNTS)

1491
01:18:12,126 --> 01:18:15,251
(HUMMING) You know, I'm... (YELLS)

1492
01:18:16,293 --> 01:18:20,376
Ah, it's stuck to my face like
Silly Putty. Remember that stuff?

1493
01:18:20,459 --> 01:18:23,001
-Let's finish this.
-(SCREAMS)

1494
01:18:23,084 --> 01:18:24,334
(BOTH GRUNT)

1495
01:18:24,709 --> 01:18:26,834
Boing! (GRUNTS)

1496
01:18:26,918 --> 01:18:31,209
(BOTH GRUNT, GROAN)

1497
01:18:31,293 --> 01:18:35,251
-(YELLS)
-(ELLIE GRUNTING)

1498
01:18:35,334 --> 01:18:38,793
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPING)

1499
01:18:38,876 --> 01:18:43,126
(SIGHS) Poor, sweet, little Ellie.
You never should've been a cop

1500
01:18:43,209 --> 01:18:44,376
in the first place.

1501
01:18:44,501 --> 01:18:49,043
Any last words? What? I can't hear you.
No? Okay. Bye, bye, you're dead.

1502
01:18:49,126 --> 01:18:50,834
(YELLS)

1503
01:18:50,918 --> 01:18:54,334
(YELLING BECOMES DISTORTED)

1504
01:19:00,209 --> 01:19:01,834
(PANTS)

1505
01:19:03,293 --> 01:19:07,001
Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile.

1506
01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:14,376
(SWEET PETE GRUNTS, LAUGHS)

1507
01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:17,043
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1508
01:19:17,793 --> 01:19:19,793
-CHIP: No!
-DALE: There's nowhere to go.

1509
01:19:19,876 --> 01:19:20,918
We're trapped.

1510
01:19:21,084 --> 01:19:24,084
-SWEET PETE: I'm gonna find you!
-(BOTH PANT)

1511
01:19:24,209 --> 01:19:28,168
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
(LAUGHS)

1512
01:19:28,251 --> 01:19:29,793
(GROANS) This is bad. Come on.

1513
01:19:29,918 --> 01:19:31,876
Use that big old brain of yours,
Chip, think.

1514
01:19:34,668 --> 01:19:36,709
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

1515
01:19:40,793 --> 01:19:41,793
CHIP: That's it.

1516
01:19:41,876 --> 01:19:43,418
-Episode 325.
-Episode 325.

1517
01:19:43,959 --> 01:19:48,376
-Here. It worked on Fat Cat. Hit me.
-No. This time you hit me.

1518
01:19:48,459 --> 01:19:50,626
-Are you sure?
-Yeah. Come on.

1519
01:19:51,293 --> 01:19:55,209
-Get right under it. Now, do it.
-Okay, here I go. (GRUNTS)

1520
01:19:55,293 --> 01:19:56,959
Ow! (GROANS)

1521
01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:59,543
I can't believe we used
to do this to you every week.

1522
01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:01,543
Come on, where are they?

1523
01:20:01,626 --> 01:20:04,001
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

1524
01:20:04,584 --> 01:20:07,043
Oh, come on, Harold.
It's the middle of the night.

1525
01:20:07,126 --> 01:20:09,459
-Just ignore it.
-We've been through this, Eileen.

1526
01:20:09,543 --> 01:20:11,334
It's my job. Do not ruffle me right now.

1527
01:20:11,418 --> 01:20:14,168
-It didn't work. You gotta hit me again.
-All right.

1528
01:20:14,251 --> 01:20:16,459
-(GRUNTS)
-Ow! (GROANS)

1529
01:20:16,668 --> 01:20:19,668
(GRUNTS) There you are.

1530
01:20:19,751 --> 01:20:22,334
Enough playing around.
My turn. Here, give it a good whack.

1531
01:20:22,418 --> 01:20:23,834
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANING) Oh!

1532
01:20:23,918 --> 01:20:27,001
Okay. Things are getting weird.
(LAUGHS)

1533
01:20:34,084 --> 01:20:35,751
This isn't good.

1534
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,626
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-SWEET PETE: Huh?

1535
01:20:40,709 --> 01:20:43,251
(SLURPS) Birds. Come here!

1536
01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:45,001
-(BOTH YELL)
-Go! Go! Go!

1537
01:20:45,084 --> 01:20:47,293
(GRUNTS) What the...

1538
01:20:48,293 --> 01:20:51,126
-DALE: Almost there.
-(BOTH PANT, GRUNT)

1539
01:20:53,584 --> 01:20:55,584
-(EXPLOSION ECHOING)
-(BOTH GASP)

1540
01:20:55,668 --> 01:20:57,751
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1541
01:20:57,834 --> 01:21:00,043
Goodbye, Chip 'n Dale.

1542
01:21:00,168 --> 01:21:01,501
-(THUDS)
-Huh?

1543
01:21:01,584 --> 01:21:03,543
SONIC: (ON MEGAPHONE) This is the FBI.

1544
01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:07,501
-We've got you surrounded.
-Yeah. Ugly Sonic!

1545
01:21:07,584 --> 01:21:10,334
(SCREAMING) Take that!

1546
01:21:10,709 --> 01:21:14,418
-Go, go, go, go. Come on, Dale. Hit it.
-Got it!

1547
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:20,209
Huh? (SCREAMS)

1548
01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:21,834
(GULPS)

1549
01:21:24,209 --> 01:21:26,751
-Yeah! (LAUGHS)
-Yes!

1550
01:21:26,834 --> 01:21:30,418
(LAUGHS) See! I told you
I had a show, Dale.

1551
01:21:30,543 --> 01:21:33,793
(COUGHS) Ow! Stupid teeth,
I think I just bit my tongue.

1552
01:21:33,876 --> 01:21:37,543
Whoo! We're the smartest chipmunks
on the planet.

1553
01:21:37,626 --> 01:21:39,668
(CHIP AND DALE LAUGH)

1554
01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:41,501
(SIRENS BLARING)

1555
01:21:43,751 --> 01:21:46,251
-(CHEERS)
-(LAUGHS)

1556
01:21:46,376 --> 01:21:48,834
-You thought you could beat us?
-Ha!

1557
01:21:49,251 --> 01:21:50,709
DALE: Don't you know who we are?

1558
01:21:50,959 --> 01:21:53,126
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1559
01:21:53,293 --> 01:21:54,709
-Rescue Rangers
-Rescue Rangers

1560
01:21:54,834 --> 01:21:56,584
-Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale
-Chi... Chi... Ch... Chip and Dale

1561
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:57,709
-When there's danger
-When there's danger

1562
01:21:58,168 --> 01:21:59,793
-No, no, it never fails
-It never fails

1563
01:21:59,918 --> 01:22:01,668
-Once they're involved
-Once they're involved

1564
01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:04,876
-Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1565
01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:09,709
CHIP: (SINGING DISTORTEDLY)
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

1566
01:22:09,876 --> 01:22:14,293
(DISTORTED VOICE) No!

1567
01:22:16,043 --> 01:22:17,793
(DISTORTED GROAN)

1568
01:22:21,626 --> 01:22:24,418
-FBI AGENT: Down! Get down on the ground!
-All right, all right, Calm down.

1569
01:22:24,668 --> 01:22:25,834
Dale?

1570
01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:28,376
D... Dale, come on. Don't mess with me.

1571
01:22:28,751 --> 01:22:31,251
Come on. Not this time, man. (SCOFFS)

1572
01:22:31,793 --> 01:22:37,418
I know you're just pranking me.
I'm not falling for this twice. Come on.

1573
01:22:39,043 --> 01:22:40,043
Dale?

1574
01:22:41,751 --> 01:22:43,084
(SNIFFLES)

1575
01:22:43,251 --> 01:22:49,084
You... you know, the morning I met you,
when we were just kids at the cafeteria...

1576
01:22:50,418 --> 01:22:54,168
I never told you this, but I begged my mom
to let me stay home from school

1577
01:22:54,293 --> 01:22:57,001
because I didn't have any friends.

1578
01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:59,626
CHIP'S MOM: You're a great kid, Chip.

1579
01:23:00,668 --> 01:23:04,418
Remember, the biggest risk
is not taking any risk at all.

1580
01:23:05,168 --> 01:23:08,334
You'll find a friend. I promise.

1581
01:23:08,918 --> 01:23:13,709
CHIP: I was so scared and alone.
And I was lost.

1582
01:23:14,543 --> 01:23:15,876
Just like you, Dale.

1583
01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:20,876
And I needed you more than you needed me.

1584
01:23:21,251 --> 01:23:23,751
Hey. Mind if I sit?

1585
01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:28,376
All these years, I... I let you feel
like you were second banana

1586
01:23:28,543 --> 01:23:31,876
because I wanted
to feel like first banana.

1587
01:23:32,459 --> 01:23:34,209
I was nothing without you.

1588
01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:38,126
So that night when...
In the trailer when... when you told me

1589
01:23:38,209 --> 01:23:41,584
about Double-0 Dale,
I... I just should have told you that.

1590
01:23:41,793 --> 01:23:44,834
(SNIFFLES)
I shouldn't have treated you that way.

1591
01:23:45,751 --> 01:23:49,334
I'm sorry, Dale. (SOBS)

1592
01:23:52,918 --> 01:23:56,001
-Really?
-Dale! (CHUCKLES)

1593
01:23:56,418 --> 01:23:59,418
-But how'd you...
-This thing's too special to throw away.

1594
01:23:59,876 --> 01:24:03,793
-Ow! That pog smashed my nose.
-That worked out well.

1595
01:24:03,959 --> 01:24:06,209
-You saved my life.
-Eh.

1596
01:24:06,543 --> 01:24:08,084
You'd do the same for me.

1597
01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:10,626
(SNIFFS) Wait. Hold on a second.

1598
01:24:10,709 --> 01:24:12,959
If they were filming
the bootleg movies here,

1599
01:24:13,043 --> 01:24:14,043
you don't think...

1600
01:24:14,584 --> 01:24:15,584
-Monty!
-Monty!

1601
01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:18,626
(BOTH SNIFFING)

1602
01:24:19,418 --> 01:24:22,126
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1603
01:24:33,751 --> 01:24:37,709
-Whoa. Okay, okay. Slow down.
-Do you see him?

1604
01:24:37,793 --> 01:24:38,793
(GROANS)

1605
01:24:39,709 --> 01:24:41,043
CHIP: Monty?

1606
01:24:41,126 --> 01:24:42,126
I don't see him.

1607
01:24:42,793 --> 01:24:43,793
Monty?

1608
01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:51,251
(COUGHING IN DISTANCE)

1609
01:24:55,626 --> 01:24:58,334
-Mates!
-CHIP: Oh, Monty!

1610
01:24:58,709 --> 01:25:01,334
-We thought we lost you.
-Oh, thank goodness.

1611
01:25:01,418 --> 01:25:04,043
-You never gave up on me.
-Of course not.

1612
01:25:04,293 --> 01:25:07,918
-We'd never give up on friends.
-Oh, what did they do to you?

1613
01:25:08,209 --> 01:25:10,959
Ah, Chipper. They Dumbo'd me.

1614
01:25:11,084 --> 01:25:13,918
Don't worry. I've got a guy
that'll fix those ears, no problem.

1615
01:25:14,043 --> 01:25:15,293
Oh, thank you, Dale.

1616
01:25:15,376 --> 01:25:19,959
-No way. Is that...
-Wow, those ears are huge.

1617
01:25:20,168 --> 01:25:23,626
Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming.

1618
01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:25,918
(ALL LAUGH)

1619
01:25:26,334 --> 01:25:30,209
Can you believe it?
All the Rescue Rangers together.

1620
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:34,334
It has been a long time.
It's really good to see you guys.

1621
01:25:34,418 --> 01:25:39,293
-It is wonderful to see you all.
-Wow, look at what you guys did.

1622
01:25:39,543 --> 01:25:42,001
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1623
01:25:47,126 --> 01:25:49,126
-(MUFFLED YELLING)
-You're under arrest,

1624
01:25:49,209 --> 01:25:52,709
you low-rent Gumby. He's all yours, boys.

1625
01:25:52,876 --> 01:25:55,918
Nice work on this case.
The FBI could use someone like you.

1626
01:25:56,001 --> 01:25:59,626
Thanks. But I think I'd like to start
my own detective agency.

1627
01:26:00,084 --> 01:26:02,543
-Hey, Ellie, get over here.
-(GASPS)

1628
01:26:03,793 --> 01:26:07,043
Gang. I'd like you to meet
our dear friend, Ellie.

1629
01:26:07,126 --> 01:26:08,876
None of this would have been
possible without her.

1630
01:26:08,959 --> 01:26:13,793
-As it turns out, she's a...
-Fan. I am a huge fan.

1631
01:26:13,876 --> 01:26:15,168
Well, nice to meet you.

1632
01:26:15,251 --> 01:26:16,793
-Hello.
-Greetings.

1633
01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:20,959
You know, Dale, I'm sorry it took all this
to get us back together.

1634
01:26:21,043 --> 01:26:23,293
Oh, Chip. Come here.

1635
01:26:23,376 --> 01:26:24,418
(GRUNTS)

1636
01:26:24,543 --> 01:26:27,168
Crikey. I'd cry if they didn't erase
me tear ducts.

1637
01:26:27,251 --> 01:26:30,751
To err is human, to forgive, divine.

1638
01:26:30,876 --> 01:26:33,709
Sometimes, I can't tell
what you guys like more.

1639
01:26:33,834 --> 01:26:40,043
-Eating nuts or driving us nuts.
-(ALL LAUGH)

1640
01:26:41,709 --> 01:26:46,209
I've always wanted to do
one of these laughs with you guys.

1641
01:26:46,334 --> 01:26:51,084
-How long does it last?
-The worse the joke, the longer the laugh.

1642
01:26:51,168 --> 01:26:57,459
-(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)
-(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1643
01:26:57,709 --> 01:27:01,793
DALE: So, Chip. Does this mean
we are officially friends again?

1644
01:27:01,876 --> 01:27:05,126
CHIP: Heh. Sure. I guess some things
are worth rebooting.

1645
01:27:05,209 --> 01:27:07,876
DALE: (CHUCKLES) You said it.
You wanna do a Rescue Rangers reboot.

1646
01:27:08,001 --> 01:27:10,168
CHIP: No, I didn’t.
That is not what I meant.

1647
01:27:10,251 --> 01:27:12,626
I mean, maybe.
I’d have to see the script first.

1648
01:27:12,709 --> 01:27:16,126
DALE: Oh, yes. That's a yes.
Hey, do you think we can get,

1649
01:27:16,209 --> 01:27:18,376
-like, a pop star to do the theme song?
-CHIP: Yeah, right.

1650
01:27:18,459 --> 01:27:22,459
Like a super serious version, even though
everyone just wants to hear the original.

1651
01:27:22,543 --> 01:27:24,418
DALE: Yes! That exactly.

1652
01:27:24,501 --> 01:27:26,918
(CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS
THEME SONG PLAYING)

1653
01:27:27,751 --> 01:27:29,293
Sometimes

1654
01:27:29,584 --> 01:27:34,001
Some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks

1655
01:27:34,584 --> 01:27:38,876
But these two gumshoes

1656
01:27:39,376 --> 01:27:42,001
Are picking up the slack

1657
01:27:42,084 --> 01:27:45,626
There's no case too big
No case too small

1658
01:27:45,876 --> 01:27:50,751
-When you need help just call
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1659
01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:53,751
-Rescue Rangers
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1660
01:27:53,834 --> 01:27:57,626
-When there's danger
-No, no, it never fails

1661
01:27:57,751 --> 01:28:03,001
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

1662
01:28:03,168 --> 01:28:07,709
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1663
01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:12,043
-Fresh prints, not since
-Fresh prints, not since

1664
01:28:12,584 --> 01:28:15,251
Watson and Mr. Holmes

1665
01:28:15,418 --> 01:28:17,418
-Have two minds
-Two minds

1666
01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:19,543
-So fine
-So fine

1667
01:28:19,959 --> 01:28:22,376
Looked under every stone

1668
01:28:22,543 --> 01:28:26,668
When you need some help
To save the day

1669
01:28:26,751 --> 01:28:31,168
-They're never far away
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1670
01:28:31,334 --> 01:28:34,501
-Rescue Rangers
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1671
01:28:34,668 --> 01:28:38,293
-When there's danger
-No, no, it never fails

1672
01:28:38,376 --> 01:28:43,793
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

1673
01:28:43,876 --> 01:28:46,126
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1674
01:28:46,209 --> 01:28:53,209
Grey skies, it's trouble
Bad guys see double

1675
01:28:53,668 --> 01:28:56,126
When they're around

1676
01:28:56,251 --> 01:28:59,209
The chips are never down

1677
01:29:00,376 --> 01:29:03,793
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
-Rescue Rangers

1678
01:29:04,043 --> 01:29:07,376
-Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale
-When there's danger

1679
01:29:07,584 --> 01:29:11,293
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved

1680
01:29:11,459 --> 01:29:15,001
Somehow whatever's wrong
Gets solved

1681
01:29:15,126 --> 01:29:19,126
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1682
01:29:20,293 --> 01:29:23,084
Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

1683
01:29:26,293 --> 01:29:30,918
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
the Rescue Rangers!

1684
01:29:31,209 --> 01:29:35,501
DARKWING DUCK: Boo! Hiss!
We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing!

1685
01:29:35,626 --> 01:29:37,834
Say it with me! We want Darkwing!

1686
01:29:37,918 --> 01:29:40,043
What a load of malarkey.

1687
01:29:41,584 --> 01:29:44,001
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1688
01:36:34,584 --> 01:36:37,293
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONCLUDES)