1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:03,337 Previously on Scorpion... I'm sorry. Who are you? 2 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,805 I'm Patty, Alderman Dodd's intern. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,574 I'd left extra shortbreads for your team, 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,709 but they were such a hit, I need all of them 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,711 to grease the wheels of the government. 6 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:14,248 Your loss, Doc. They were scrumptious. 7 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,150 Ralph doesn't like shortbread. 8 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,618 CABE: Yeah, but he sure likes her. 9 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:21,189 Agent Gallo, you're under arrest for instigating an escape. 10 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,366 (handcuffs tighten) I want a lawyer. 11 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,567 You put Scorpion up as collateral? 12 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:24,725 The garage, everything? 13 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,727 It was either that or leave you in prison. 14 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,831 TOBY: So, counselor, 15 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,209 you've reviewed Agent Gallo's case. 16 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,601 How would you approach his defense? 17 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,170 This case isn't about Agent Gallo. 18 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:40,108 It's about sticking it to the government. 19 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,642 SYLVESTER: So... 20 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,344 thank you for coming in. 21 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,621 You had an offer for three years? 22 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,746 Oh. 23 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,848 Well, you should've taken that. 24 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,584 Trials are stressful. 25 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,356 LAWYER: No injuries at all? 26 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,558 All that ice, never slipped once? 27 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,728 Norwegian government's got deep pockets. 28 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:04,532 You know, it's been many years since I tried any cases, 29 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,767 but I'm confident I could try this one and win. 30 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,203 And the price is certainly right. (phone beeps) 31 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,105 Oh, uh, sorry, got a ride. 32 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,649 No, don't go. We're just getting started. 33 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,308 We'll get you home, no problem. 34 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,477 Oh, you don't understand. I drive for a rideshare. 35 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,213 And there's no way I'm giving up an airport run. 36 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,416 (door opens) 37 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,584 LAWYER 2: I don't care. 38 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,452 We don't plea. 39 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,854 My client's not doing a day in prison. 40 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,222 (mouths): Sorry. 41 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,658 It's walk or nothing. 42 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,227 Call me when you're ready to drop the charges. 43 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,663 (sighs) My apologies, gentlemen, I'm... 44 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,500 Oh. Oh, you can't afford me. 45 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,734 SYLVESTER: Well, 46 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,503 that's two weeks down the tubes. 47 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,605 Nothing to show for a lawyer for Cabe. 48 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,240 (door closes) We need a great one 49 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,851 if we're going to prove that Cabe isn't responsible 50 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,343 for Collins escaping. 51 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,179 None of these jokers get what's at stake. 52 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,646 No one cares like we do. 53 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,415 I care... about getting things done. 54 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,350 Hey, Patty. 55 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,851 We have business. 56 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,253 My office? 57 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,322 "Her office"? 58 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,756 I better go. 59 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,225 She angers easily. 60 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,227 CABE: Guys, we're gonna find a lawyer. 61 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,496 If you stay positive, stay present, 62 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,739 the future will take care of itself. 63 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,832 Which could be 25 in Leavenworth. 64 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,769 That wasn't positive. Oh! (door opens) 65 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,472 Here is some positivity. 66 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,741 We're gonna get churros from L.A. Churro Fest. 67 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,409 We can't afford them. 68 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,744 You went to Churro Fest 2017, 69 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,746 didn't get a single deep-fried treat? 70 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:26,790 RALPH: Well, we did buy a single one. 71 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,282 We went foursies on it. 72 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,783 PAIGE: Yep. 73 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,620 We've been going foursies on a lot of things lately. 74 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,231 Diagnostics on the 3-D printing are almost done. 75 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,699 We are good to go on the Air Force gig. 76 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,890 Let's pack up. 77 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,264 (chuckles softly) 78 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,599 At least we had a-a nice little date 79 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:46,900 before the daily grind. 80 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,669 Mm. 81 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,637 You disagree? 82 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,806 We may define the word "date" differently. 83 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,308 I see it as the two of us, 84 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,776 a restaurant, a bottle of wine... 85 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:56,710 I see it as that, too. 86 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,879 But if the recent past is any indicator, 87 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,581 Happy would be at the table with us. 88 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:01,782 Well... 89 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:02,983 not necessarily. Really? 90 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,229 'Cause last week, she came with us to the science museum; 91 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,720 Saturday, the arboretum; 92 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,889 last night she watched Fletch with us in the garage, 93 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,792 after everyone else left. 94 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,861 Well, I-I guess we're just, uh, fun. 95 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:18,632 Yeah. I guess I-I'm confused why she's third-wheeling so much, 96 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,469 and where I'm really lost is why 97 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,970 you're okay with it. 98 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,906 Mm, I don't know. I... just am. 99 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,375 I'm gonna talk to her about it. 100 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,242 Oh, no. Bad idea. 101 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:29,977 Well, I'll speak to her adult to adult. 102 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,345 I know her. 103 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,713 She won't react well. 104 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:37,885 Okay, see, now you're protecting her feelings over mine. 105 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,020 Do you not... do you not see this? 106 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,756 I see that now. 107 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:47,461 We'll discuss it. Later. 108 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,842 SYLVESTER: I've been pouring over the statutes 109 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:53,943 for community program funding, 110 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,804 after-school program funding. I even did a search 111 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,872 for subterranean windowless space program funding. 112 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,408 Doesn't exist. 113 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,276 I was joking. 114 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,544 It's unbecoming. Continue. 115 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,745 We should be able to draw 116 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,747 from four different earmarks 117 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,783 in order to attain our $6,000 science club budget. 118 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,785 This may hold up. 119 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,921 I'll submit to the board after school. 120 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,457 Speaking of which, I've never had a tardy before, 121 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,001 and I'm not starting now. And you're not starting now. 122 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,536 Can you at least admit that you're impressed 123 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,770 that I'm progressing as a politician? 124 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,764 I'll be impressed when we're fumigating. 125 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,866 (sighs) 126 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:27,768 Hey, Patty. 127 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,770 Yep. 128 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,775 Really don't like this development. 129 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,043 PAIGE: Happy. 130 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,946 You have a moment to talk? Yeah. About the drive-in tonight? 131 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,490 I was thinking we should bring our own snacks, 132 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,949 considering our finances. 133 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:46,320 We've been having a lot of fun lately, haven't we? 134 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,955 Yeah, it's been all right. 135 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,324 So, maybe, tonight, you can take a rain check, 136 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:54,395 and Walt and I just go to the drive-in alone. 137 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,630 Huh? We've been doing 138 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,342 a lot of activities together these past few weeks. 139 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,633 Right. 140 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,001 It's just for one night. 141 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,571 I mean, Walt and I just started dating, 142 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,706 so alone time is important. 143 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,076 Sure. I-I'm good. 144 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,944 Enjoy the movie. 145 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,622 We-we can still do the Farmer's Market on Saturday. 146 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,781 Can't. My schedule's full. 147 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,015 Happy, come on. 148 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,917 We are good to go, we can hit the road! 149 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,318 If I'm still invited. 150 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:20,954 Long drive to the jobsite. 151 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,122 Saddle up. (drill whirrs) 152 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,957 Just... don't say it. 153 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,026 Nothing to say. 154 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,429 (quietly): Except for "I told you so." 155 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:43,911 Look at over there. 156 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,078 It's the spot. 157 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,815 (bird caws) 158 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,883 (SUV doors opening, closing) 159 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,820 Just being in proximity to one of these things creeps me out. 160 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:53,887 Team Scorpion? 161 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,623 In the flesh. 162 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,557 Airman Jay Pendergraft. 163 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,826 Welcome to nuclear missile silo B21-240J. 164 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,494 Pretty name. 165 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,895 HAPPY: Uh, let's get rolling. 166 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,897 A few on our team have a movie to catch. 167 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,365 PENDERGRAFT: This way. 168 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,136 Save you, Agent Gallo. 169 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:12,039 Word from base is you're under suspension from Homeland. 170 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,140 SYLVESTER: That's correct, 171 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,575 but according to federal law, 172 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,444 government employees on suspension 173 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,012 can take freelance work from other government agencies, 174 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,715 provided they don't have any felony convictions. 175 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,752 Scorpion are freelance contractors. 176 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,587 Mr. Gallo is an employee of Scorpion. 177 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,088 He's our intern. 178 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,757 PAIGE: And a necessary team member. 179 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,659 Without him, we leave. 180 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:32,993 I'll run it by base. 181 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,464 Intern? Mm-hmm. 182 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,631 Even made you a badge. 183 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:38,966 (pats back) 184 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,605 "Junior Intern." 185 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,640 That's great. 186 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,109 (elevator rattling) 187 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,220 PENDERGRAFT: Base described your job here as twofold: 188 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,781 inspect the Boreas 3 and replace all corroded hardware 189 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,483 with new 3-D printed replacements. 190 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,226 And upgrade the launch software. PAIGE: It sounds like 191 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,118 we're prepping it for war. 192 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,228 I thought they were being decommissioned. 193 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,489 Well, we have to make sure that they're physically 194 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,857 and internally stable before they're shut down. 195 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,793 Or they don't shut down properly. 196 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,461 And go kaboomski. 197 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,062 A terrifying thought. 198 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,964 (elevator rattles) Just like this elevator. 199 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,733 It seems very old. 200 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,937 Everything was new here in 1980. 201 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,948 Most of the companies that built the missile and the silo 202 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:19,940 are long out of business, 203 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,142 or we'd be ordering replacement parts from them 204 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,211 instead of having you print them up. 205 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:27,014 1980, I was 22 years old. 206 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,916 I was negative 17. 207 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,820 My God. 208 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,124 Team Scorpion, Airman Jacobs. 209 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,992 Airman, Cabe Gallo. 210 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:42,129 Geez. 60 megatons of nuclear destruction 211 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,132 controlled by a computer with less power than a Pac-Man. 212 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,099 Just two of you on call? 213 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,802 It doesn't take much to babysit this dinosaur. 214 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:51,071 All right, Happy, Sly and I will head to the missile 215 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,039 and begin the software update. 216 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,974 The first step is to access 217 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:54,842 the warhead firmware panel, 218 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,577 and then, create a link from the missile 219 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,878 to our computers in here, 220 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,780 then, begin uploading the new software. 221 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,915 Any corroded parts we find... Screws, latches... 222 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,183 In the firmware panel itself, 223 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,719 we'll call in specs to Paige, Toby and Cabe to begin printing. 224 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,621 WALTER: Okay, let's move out. 225 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,215 Airman, can you show us the way, please? 226 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,135 You might need to run out and get us some lattes. 227 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,202 You know, being the intern and all. 228 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:17,064 You ever had your butt kicked by a junior intern? 229 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,967 (exhales) 230 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,735 Once. 231 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,983 SYLVESTER: Oof. 232 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,084 That's a lot of missile. 233 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:37,985 PAIGE: Just keep your eyes 234 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,128 in front of you, Sly. You'll be fine. 235 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,722 HAPPY: Thank you, Paige. No more distractions, please. 236 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,192 Okay, make sure it's flush 237 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,736 to prevent anything from falling in-between 238 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,904 the walkway and the fuselage. 239 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,630 WALTER: Yeah, copy that. 240 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,034 (clicking) 241 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,078 WALTER: Once you're into the panel, 242 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,004 it won't take long to patch in 243 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,573 and relay to the control center. 244 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:00,774 TOBY: Understood. 245 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,910 Aye, aye. Waiting. 246 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,745 Already bored. 247 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,715 Your tours are just 72 hours of this? 248 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,116 Yeah. And this is exciting. 249 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,851 (clicks) 250 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,185 Rusted bolt snapped. 251 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,987 Got to replace it. Sly? 252 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,188 Half-inch bolt diameter. 253 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:15,856 Shouldn't he use a caliper? 254 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,091 SYLVESTER: No. I got it. 255 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,164 CABE: It's starting to print now. 256 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,133 TOBY: So what, just like, day shift, night shift, 257 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,100 day shift, night shift, 258 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,036 day shift... 259 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,170 And night shift again. Yes. 260 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,206 It's like that song, uh, "Nightshift" by the Commodores. 261 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,074 Commodores? 262 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,109 Were any of the members Naval officers? 263 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,111 Oh, guys. Come on. You don't know the Commodores? 264 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:44,251 Well, prepare to have your minds musically blown. 265 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,886 HAPPY: You want to know 266 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,855 what I think of when I think of the Commodores? 267 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,057 Harmonious interaction. 268 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,125 Horns, vocals, 269 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,762 drums, bass, guitars, all working together. 270 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,229 Tight-knit group. 271 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,665 Worked out great. 272 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,842 PAIGE: Actually, there have been 273 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,167 many members of the Commodores. 274 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,678 Probably because some of them got sick 275 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,271 of the others always hanging around. 276 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,042 Paige, I need to swap out for a one-inch wrench. 277 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,144 Is it okay if Walter passes that to me, 278 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,881 or is that too intrusive? 279 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,916 Guys, can we save this till later, please? 280 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,252 And also, comms off for five minutes 281 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,788 while everyone cools down. 282 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,355 My pleasure. 283 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,227 For the record, she's the one who's being ridiculous. 284 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,813 (alarm blaring) 285 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,894 Uh, rocket fuel leak. Extremely not good. We got to get the hell 286 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,696 out of this silo... The fumes are gonna kill us all. 287 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,054 WALTER: Grab the gear. 288 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,356 (alarm continues blaring) 289 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,192 (straining) 290 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,728 What the hell? The door's locked! 291 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,195 WALTER: Oh, the comms are off. 292 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,131 They can't hear us. 293 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,166 How can they not hear the alarm? 294 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,702 (singing along): ♪ Lady 295 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:12,372 ♪ You bring me up when I'm down ♪ 296 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,707 Toby, this is very loud. 297 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,876 He does not represent the team. 298 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,911 Don't listen to him, he's not full-time. 299 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,179 All right, you see this move? 300 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,314 ♪ Gonna change my life around, yeah ♪ 301 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,483 1982, that move alone could cause pregnancy. 302 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,286 ♪ Pretty lady ♪ You brought me in... 303 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:29,022 Uh-oh. Oh, crap. 304 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,991 (music stops) 305 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,294 Walter, what's going on? 306 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,263 Guys, open the door now! Why would they seal? 307 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,365 Fuel pressure's bottoming out. 308 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,408 Okay, I dropped the wrench 309 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,310 and punctured the tank, and now it's leaking fuel. 310 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,737 Somebody get us out of here before the vapor kills us 311 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,072 or the fuel's ignited! 312 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,740 The slightest spark could do that. 313 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,851 Working on the door override. 314 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,310 Well, you better work faster, kid, 315 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,880 unless you have protocol for a fuel tank eruption. 316 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,247 Uh, no, we don't. 317 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,016 It's open. 318 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,118 (Walter grunts) 319 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,353 If the fuel tank blows, 320 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,354 does that mean the warhead blows, too? 321 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,224 We don't know. This has never happened before. 322 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,797 ♪ 323 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,007 Okay, I screwed us up, so I will unscrew us. 324 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:20,841 I don't understand how a simple wrench 325 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,876 punches a hole in a nuclear weapon. 326 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:23,777 They're made light and thin 327 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,088 so they fly faster, and it's ancient, 328 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,146 so it's degraded. 329 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,223 I'm running some quick calculations 330 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,917 based on the proximity to small towns and cities. 331 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,952 If this warhead goes off, it's millions dead? 332 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,120 That's where it begins. 333 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,330 Okay, Air Force are on their way 334 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,322 with a fuel team to handle 335 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,824 the leak and vapor issue. 336 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,158 ETA? Four hours. 337 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,492 We'll be dead well before then. 338 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,228 Uh, hey, you got eggs in that fridge? 339 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,430 Um, yeah. 340 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,832 She's going somewhere with this. 341 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,267 I think. 342 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,411 Why is help four hours away? 343 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,545 Well, an old rust pit like this 344 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,005 isn't exactly high on the Air Force's priority list. 345 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,974 PAIGE: Well, what if the fuel tank just empties? 346 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,942 If we're careful about sparks, 347 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,485 it won't just blow up, right? HAPPY: Wrong. 348 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,378 This is your, uh, fuel tank emptying. 349 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,080 Uh, which is bad. What's worse is 350 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,882 the oxidizer tank on top of it. 351 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,884 The more fuel that leaves the bottom tank, 352 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,852 the more its integrity is compromised, 353 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,395 and eventually, it won't be able to support 354 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,555 the oxidizer on top, and... 355 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,058 Death omelet. Make sure to wash your hands. 356 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,094 So drain the oxidizer, too. 357 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,794 The nitro tetroxide will ignite 358 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,105 the second it hits those vapors. 359 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,440 Okay, but this control center is meant 360 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,365 to withstand a rocket launch. 361 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,366 I mean, it can handle a fuel explosion. 362 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,469 Let's disarm the warhead and just ride it out. 363 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,547 No. Accessing the detonation system with our metal tools 364 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,473 could cause a spark and ignite the fumes. 365 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,574 We'd only need a wrench. 366 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,176 We can make a polymer one 367 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,286 from the 3-D printer... It's sparkless. 368 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,545 In a perfect world, but those tanks will collapse 369 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,181 before you get the warhead disarmed. 370 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,615 Shut those damn Klaxons down. 371 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,617 Anything that old could spark and kill us all. 372 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,853 (new alarm beeping loudly) 373 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,588 Well, what now? 374 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,124 The rocket fuel gauge is dropping dangerously low. 375 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,902 Okay, issue number one... Stopping the fuel leak. 376 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,360 Now, we can 3-D print a plug that, 377 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,437 once inserted into the puncture, 378 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,998 expands like an umbrella, fully blocking the leak, 379 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,933 and the polymer printing material will withstand 380 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,602 the fuel's corrosion long enough for the Air Force fuel team 381 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,270 to arrive from the base. 382 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,614 We can't replace it without protective suits. 383 00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,606 You guys have that? 384 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,608 We have suits we can fortify but only so much. 385 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,775 After enough exposure, 386 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,145 those vapors will dissolve the materials and kill you. 387 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,880 I'll get one. 388 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,591 The metal doors leading into the silo are also spark risks. 389 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,550 You just came in those doors. 390 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,195 The vapor hadn't risen to where we were yet. 391 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,888 Now it's permeated through the entire silo. 392 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,332 The access door on the second level is rubberized 393 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,633 and spark-safe for fuel techies. 394 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:21,528 (loud metallic creaking) 395 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,239 That sounds like the beginning of a death omelet. 396 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,274 And that's issue number two... Shoring up the fuel tanks 397 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,634 so the oxidizer doesn't collapse it and kill us all. 398 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,436 Adding an inert gas to the fuel 399 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,613 will help maintain its integrity. 400 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,306 You guys have a supply of radon, helium? 401 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,009 Uh, there's an artist warehouse off the highway, 402 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,010 ten minutes from here. 403 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,212 They make neon signs. The place is all lit up. 404 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,147 Okay, neon gas works. 405 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,582 Okay, me, Happy, and Doc will go get that. 406 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,185 So, to print the plug, we need an accurate 407 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,619 measurement of the rupture, 408 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,421 but we can't bring in a camera, a phone... 409 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,924 Anything metal that could cause a spark. 410 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:54,661 So the measurement will have to be eyeballed 411 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,131 by a genius with the talent to memorize dimensions. 412 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,567 Wonderful. 413 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,070 WALTER: We need to shore up the hazmat suit 414 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,672 so vapor can't get in, or you will die. 415 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,607 Every opening sealed, 416 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,011 gloves and helmet duct-taped for extra protection. 417 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,047 Finally, the oxygen tank, so you can breathe. 418 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,383 You've got to move fast, Sly. 419 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,384 We don't know how long you'll have 420 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,718 before the suit's compromised. 421 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,388 Okay, Sly, good to go. 422 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,422 Thumbs up? 423 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,926 I have to pee. 424 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,974 Don't be so hard on yourself. 425 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,976 I'm not. TOBY: Yeah, you are. 426 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,111 You dropped a wrench. 427 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,189 Even Michael Jordan missed the occasional free throw. 428 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,680 Missing a free throw never detonated 429 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,082 a nuclear warhead. 430 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,284 As far as we know. 431 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,192 Hey, I got some movie tickets to the Glendora drive-in. 432 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,760 I did notice how bummed you were 433 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,038 when the waitress disinvited you, 434 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,997 and I figure we could go, just us. 435 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,133 I'm not bummed, and I don't want to go. 436 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,334 Come on. 437 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,337 You and me, provided we prevent this nuclear explosion. 438 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,473 Okay, which we are nowhere near pulling off because I blew it. 439 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,642 I got weak and emotional, 440 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,311 and it's all because that waitress came to Scorpion. 441 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,546 If Walter hadn't hired her, 442 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,448 I would not be feeling things right now. 443 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,384 I wouldn't have gotten upset over that stupid drive-in, 444 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,585 I wouldn't have lost focus, 445 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,287 and I wouldn't have dropped that wrench. 446 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,689 So Walt hiring Paige three and a half years ago 447 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,724 made you drop that wrench today? 448 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,293 That's interesting logic. 449 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,437 Why do you want to be human, anyway? 450 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,629 Being human sucks. 451 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,730 She's ruined all of us. 452 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,468 Well, if she hadn't made us feel and be more human, 453 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,103 then you would have never married me. 454 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,573 I mean, she is the reason we're together. 455 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,177 That is a good thing, right? 456 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,615 Right? 457 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,250 (hissing) 458 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,519 Guys, this is bad. 459 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,821 The fuel is rushing out. 460 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,291 The fuel, whose vapors can eat through my suit. 461 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,226 Plug design is prepared, 462 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,803 and comms are patched into the speakers. 463 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,497 Sly, the sooner we get the specs on that rupture, 464 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,199 the sooner you get out of there. 465 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,101 SYLVESTER (over radio): Getting closer. 466 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,072 You have family? 467 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,473 She's wearing a hospital bracelet. 468 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,343 JACOBS: She had a circulation issue when she was born. 469 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,445 That picture was taken after we got home 470 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,513 from follow-up surgery. 471 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,416 She's doing great now. 472 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,583 You'll see them again. 473 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,123 Best calculation for the rupture is 474 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,191 14.68 inches circumference, 475 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,469 which I am basing on the memory of similarly circumferenced 476 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,770 dodgeballs that I was routinely beaned with 477 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,829 in middle school. 478 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,297 Coming back out. 479 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,832 He's really our best hope? 480 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,303 So you need all this for some kind of refrigerant? 481 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,472 That's what our boss from Homeland Security told us. 482 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,706 We're just following orders. 483 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,875 Now, let's get the last tank. 484 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,478 See, old me could care less about this neon yutz. 485 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,780 New me, Mrs. Feelings, is screaming inside 486 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,558 because he should be running away from here as far as he can. 487 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,317 Well, okay, yeah, but you tell him, 488 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,119 he's gonna tell ten others, who'll pass it on 489 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,053 and cause a panic. 490 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,122 And then maybe die driving off in a rush 491 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,823 when we're gonna fix this. Or not. 492 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,597 She's angrier than usual. 493 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,132 It's just textbook projection. 494 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,733 She has guilt for dropping the wrench, 495 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,335 and she's picked Paige to blame for it. 496 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,637 (horn honking) Let's go, ladies! 497 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,707 Better Paige than us. 498 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,143 SYLVESTER: Copy that, Toby. 499 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,279 They're a few miles out, will be here soon. 500 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,856 We'll help unload the tanks. (timer beeps) 501 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,782 Plug is finished. 502 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,152 We'll need 20 feet of hose to connect the neon tanks 503 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,254 to the coupler and... 504 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,822 two hazmat suits for me and Paige. 505 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,357 Supply closet's down the hall. 506 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,658 Be right out. 507 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,228 It'll, uh... It'll just be me and you in there. 508 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,563 Alone, dressed in fancy suits. 509 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,865 Be like a fun date. 510 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,202 Again, I think we define "date" differently. 511 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,276 HAPPY: Hoses locked. 512 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,879 (Klaxon blares) 513 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,648 All right, neon's all hooked up here. 514 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,950 Walt? Connected. 515 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,151 Okay. 516 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,487 WALTER: When the plug's in place, we'll give the signal. 517 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,556 (structure creaking) 518 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,794 Sounds like breakfast is cooking. 519 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,197 No death omelet. We're gonna get this done. 520 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,265 Guys, double-time. 521 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,399 (hissing) 522 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,736 (both grunting) 523 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,871 It's stuck. I-I got it. 524 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,322 Go back inside, your suit is failing around your neck. 525 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,680 It's fine, we're almost done. 526 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,349 If it ruptures, the fumes will kill you. 527 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,583 I've got this. Go inside now. 528 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,219 Okay, just hurry. Okay. 529 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,521 (grunting) 530 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,291 It's in. I'm deploying the plug. 531 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,762 (grunts) 532 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,998 Leak stopped. Happy, the neon. 533 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,933 Here goes nothing. 534 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:03,970 (structure creaking) 535 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,005 (door opens) 536 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,707 You okay? Yeah. 537 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,310 Pressure's coming back up. 538 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,511 It's still creaking. 539 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,379 WALTER: It's a good creaking. 540 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,913 The structure is regaining integrity. 541 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,391 Well, then come back to the control room. 542 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,559 It's dangerous as hell in there. 543 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,551 Okay. On my way. 544 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,388 (shouts) 545 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,761 Walter! 546 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,467 What the hell was that? 547 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:35,644 The vapor must have compromised the platform. 548 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,804 It gave way and Walter fell. 549 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,272 CABE: He's knocked out. 550 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,349 His head's in a pool of fuel 551 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,008 at the bottom of the silo. Walter! 552 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:42,942 TOBY: That fuel is gonna go through his suit 553 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,645 like acid. He's got three minutes, tops. 554 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,814 I'm going back in. Sly, tape up around my neck fast. 555 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,049 Paige, you'll need an extra pair of hands down there. 556 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,518 I'll suit up. 557 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,453 Uh, too late. Sorry, Cabe, only one suit left 558 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,687 and it fits me. 559 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,499 Paige and I are strong enough to drag out one skinny nerd, 560 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,491 unless it's weird. You and me, Walt together. 561 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,660 I know you don't like that. This time it's fine. 562 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,838 PENDERGRAFT: There's one problem. He fell to level one, 563 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,664 but the door on that level isn't rubberized. 564 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,074 If you try to access the silo from there... 565 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,034 Then it sparks, blammo. 566 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,769 So we lower something down from level two. 567 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:10,770 We fish him out. 568 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,640 No, a hook or a harness could tear Walt's suit. 569 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,842 So we got to choose between a tear or a spark. 570 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,044 It's pretty crappy options. Damn right. 571 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,479 I vote for none of the above. 572 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,413 We don't rip the suit 573 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,482 and we open the door without causing a spark. 574 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,350 Explain. 575 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,793 We could treat the door like a runway. 576 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,519 In emergency landings, they foam the runway 577 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,520 to prevent sparks or fires. 578 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,921 It works, sometimes. 579 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,122 Make it work this time. 580 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,393 Okay, I-I'm gonna need baking soda, vinegar and dish soap. 581 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,334 PAIGE: Come on, guys. 582 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,606 All right, that should do it. 583 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,840 Now go get our boy. 584 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,352 SYLVESTER: Cabe, Toby, get out of there now. 585 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,686 As soon as I remotely open the blast door, 586 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,645 deadly vapors are coming out. 587 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,614 HAPPY: Do it now, Sly. 588 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,516 I'm gonna. Now! 589 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,551 Forgive me if I am tentative, 590 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,387 but if this foam doesn't prevent a spark, 591 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,654 then we're all dead. 592 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,723 If we don't go in now, Walt's dead! 593 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,965 PAIGE: Walter! 594 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,901 HAPPY: We got you, pal! 595 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,871 Okay, take his other arm. Okay. 596 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,674 On three. One, two, three. 597 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:22,675 Ah, pull harder. 598 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,911 (grunting) 599 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,756 Did it eat through his suit? 600 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,057 If it had, he'd be dead already, 601 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,717 and Sleeping Beauty is just waking up. 602 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,018 PAIGE: Walter. 603 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,553 We got you. It's okay. 604 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,056 Sign says "no swimming," boss. Hey, come on. 605 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,531 (Walter groaning) 606 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,633 Walter, are you okay? 607 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,435 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 608 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,703 I'm okay. 609 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,705 You guys are a good team. 610 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,376 (Walter groans) 611 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,615 Strategic Air Command has been updated on our status. 612 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,850 Fuel teams are two hours out. 613 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,017 Plug's holding up. 614 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,620 That thing's tougher than a two-dollar steak. 615 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,021 (phone ringing) 616 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,757 Patty? 617 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,691 We could not be in a worse situation. 618 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,993 Uh, I can think of one. 619 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,161 Well, you better think 620 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,729 of a new way to fund the science club 621 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:17,940 because our proposal was just rejected. 622 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:18,931 What? 623 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,467 It was a rock-solid plan. 624 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,535 Can't allocate from a budget of zero. 625 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,036 There is no money left. 626 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,005 Finance subcommittee just broke the news. 627 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,740 So, come up with a plan B. 628 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:31,077 Uh... I-I'm kind of in the middle of something. 629 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,145 Do you need a lecture on priorities? 630 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,714 You're an alderman. Act like one. 631 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,517 How do you act like an alderman? 632 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,118 Council session ends at 7:00. Be there. 633 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,053 (beeping) HAPPY: Uh, guys, 634 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,121 a little problem here. 635 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,832 Pressure readings in the fuel tank are way off. 636 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:47,594 Neon alone would not create pressure this high. 637 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,662 Why would there be anything other than neon 638 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:51,130 in a neon shop's tanks? 639 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,466 Well, neon in signs is often mixed 640 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,043 with other inert gases like argon and xenon 641 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,736 to create various colors. 642 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,137 So, if the shop owner 643 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,772 accidentally gave you a premixed tank... 644 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:03,576 The additional molecular mass of the second inert gas 645 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:04,920 could increase the pressure up to tenfold! 646 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,088 What the hell does that mean? 647 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,080 (metal groaning) 648 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,817 (alarm buzzing) 649 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,688 Stopper blew. SYLVESTER: Our eggs are scrambled. 650 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,524 The rupture has almost doubled in size! 651 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,892 Fuel is pouring out twice as fast. 652 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,494 No way to plug it now. 653 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:22,771 Walter, what do we do? I don't know. 654 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,631 CABE: I'm just the intern, 655 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,499 but it's your damn job to know. 656 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,769 I have an idea. 657 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,671 But no one's gonna like it. 658 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,973 I like the idea of exploding even less. 659 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,542 Funny you should mention explosions 660 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,578 because our only chance of survival is to trigger one. 661 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:41,948 Now, we need to blow the fuel tanks and launch the warhead. 662 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:52,091 Just so we're clear, guy with the 197 IQ 663 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,260 wants to blow up a nuke? Not blow it up. Eject it. 664 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,262 Did that fuel boil your brain? 665 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,865 You spent the past half hour saying an explosion is bad. 666 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,576 Yes, but now that we know one is inevitable, 667 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,277 we need to make it useful instead of deadly. 668 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:03,235 I think I follow you. 669 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,572 If we blow it with too much fuel in the silo, 670 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,715 it won't matter if the warhead 671 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,708 isn't armed because the force of the blast 672 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,276 will trigger a-a nuclear reaction. 673 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,121 And if there's too little fuel causing an oxidizer collapse... Then the warhead 674 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,790 falls into a fiery pit and we get the same outcome. 675 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:17,617 But if we siphon out enough fuel from the base of the silo... 676 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,261 It'll loosen the warhead and remove it from the missile. 677 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,621 Then we remotely open the exterior hatch, 678 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,289 causing a spark to initiate an explosion 679 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,000 that we've designed to be the perfect size. 680 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,660 So we get an unarmed warhead 681 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,596 that shoots out like a cork gun, harmless. 682 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,932 Assuming this works, how will we know where the warhead ends up? 683 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,334 Uh, we won't exactly. 684 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,612 Airman, what is the safe landing zone? 685 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:39,672 All desert and uninhabited hills for 30 miles around the silo. 686 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,207 Factoring that into my equation 687 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,250 to keep the warhead within range. 688 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,409 What about the neon guy? 689 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:45,578 Well, he's four miles away, so the force of the blast 690 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,714 will carry this thing ten miles, go right over him. 691 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,248 TOBY: Since the nuke won't be armed, 692 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,492 once it's located, the Air Force techs 693 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:52,327 are gonna have all the time in the world to dispose of it. 694 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:55,922 If the fuel tank pressure falls into the hot zone, then... 695 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,225 boom. At this rate, we have four minutes. 696 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,227 I'll get to work loosening the warhead. 697 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,896 Looks like I'll have to 3-D print those wrenches after all. 698 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,097 I'll need help in there. 699 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,065 Walter and I are already suited up. 700 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,934 Oh, crap, there's only enough polymer left 701 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,702 to print one wrench. We need three. 702 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,870 Okay, then we share it. 703 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,371 Uh, Toby, Cabe, 704 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,882 head to the valve room and start siphoning fuel 705 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,942 from the bottom of the silo. 706 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,085 There's a safe storage basin on a sublevel. 707 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,253 You can drain the fuel into that. 708 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,079 Great. Sly, how much should we siphon out? 709 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:21,948 I'm working on the numbers. Stay tuned. 710 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,857 Okay, Paige, you're up. 711 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:38,363 Here, Walter. 712 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,776 The warhead is almost disengaged. Cabe? 713 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,812 All right. Good to go, Doc. 714 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,681 Let her rip. 715 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,655 Thar she flows. 716 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,390 Fuel is being sucked into the pump 717 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,158 and out into the storage basin. 718 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,427 I got the number. 1,502 gallons. 719 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,172 That's the amount of fuel we need to siphon out. 720 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,430 Any more, any less, 721 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,332 we're goners. Now keep your eye on that gauge. 722 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:17,003 Okay. Now, assuming my fuel math is right, 723 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,438 the curvature of the warhead 724 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,774 underside edges is shaped perfectly 725 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,852 to ride the blast energy that will be concentrated beneath it. 726 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,045 That's it. (laughs) 727 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:27,179 I found my solution. 728 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,681 For the nuke? 729 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,275 No. For the West Altadenia Science Club. 730 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,685 (gauge beeping) 731 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,220 Uh, guys, 732 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,331 we are 30 seconds from trouble. Please tell me you're done. 733 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,825 Just loosening up the final bolts. 734 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,827 Okay. 735 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,695 Good to go. Now. 736 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,096 SYLVESTER: Great. Get out of there. 737 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:50,837 Cabe, Toby, how's that fuel doing? 738 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:52,972 And... finito. Cut it. 739 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,907 Okay, Sly, we're ready down here. 740 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:56,275 JACOBS: Readying hatch for breach. 741 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:57,276 20 seconds. 742 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,278 Good job. 743 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,447 All three of us, one wrench. Not easy. 744 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,149 For what it's worth... 745 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,817 (panting) 746 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:07,486 I'm really glad we came together in there, 747 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,420 all three of us. 748 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,823 Right, but the truth is 749 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,925 you two do pretty well on your own, also. 750 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:15,494 I should've been aware that that was important to you. 751 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,064 I guess I like hanging around you guys. 752 00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:19,198 Don't know why. 753 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:20,733 Thank you. 754 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,773 I'm not sure that was a compliment. 755 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,507 Opening exterior hatch now. 756 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,709 Should spark any second. 757 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,815 (alarm beeping) 758 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:41,954 Please tell me that's not what I think it is. 759 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:42,989 It is. 760 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,132 (rumbling) 761 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,907 Well... it worked? 762 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,408 I can't believe it. We're safe! 763 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,376 Not exactly. 764 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,145 There's that tone. 765 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,213 I hate that tone. 766 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,556 SYLVESTER: Prior to the explosion, 767 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,950 the warhead timer was triggered. 768 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,384 Okay, by what? 769 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,553 The vapor. It must have corroded the circuit board 770 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,922 and compromised the warhead. 771 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:16,923 CABE: So, we just launched 772 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:19,926 a live nuke somewhere into a 30-mile radius 773 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:21,794 and it's gonna detonate in 20 minutes. 774 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:22,795 SYLVESTER: No. 775 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:24,130 19 and a half. 776 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,975 Countdown status? 18 minutes, 32 seconds. 777 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,343 Ah, I can see the headlines. 778 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,187 "Millions Incinerated by a Crack Team of Geniuses 779 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,446 and Their Crusty Intern." 780 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,413 Zip it. What's the play? 781 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,515 There is no way to kill the timer remotely. 782 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,117 We can't disarm a nuke we can't find. 783 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,019 Satellite imagery. No time. 784 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,288 How about a map? Oh, you mean the one that tells us 785 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,466 exactly where an '80s-era warhead with no GPS is located? 786 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,558 That's a great idea. 787 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:55,227 See, this is why you're never gonna get promoted. 788 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,262 No, a map in the sky. 789 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,430 Our stopper blew because we accidentally mixed neon 790 00:29:58,464 --> 00:29:59,832 with other gases, right? 791 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,533 So we check security footage, 792 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,345 and we look for that big old neon streak in the sky 793 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:05,905 when that sucker launched! Cabe? 794 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,841 You may have a future in this company after all. 795 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,722 SYLVESTER: I'm pulling up security footage from the front gate. 796 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,448 Come on, come on. 797 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,450 There! The purple neon arc. 798 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,620 Okay. It's a... exit angle of 52 degrees... 799 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,622 headed north by northeast. Object mass, 800 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,624 velocity of the pressure wave, factoring in 801 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,459 the gravity constant... 802 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,461 Okay, I got it. Got the location. 803 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:42,975 How much time?! 804 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,877 31 seconds till this thing blows! 805 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:45,912 This blows! 806 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,315 All of you, stay back! 807 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,394 Come on, genius, you got us into this. 808 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,596 Think. 809 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,066 What are you guys doing? 810 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,600 Get back! We're staying right here. 811 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:10,345 Just think of us as an extra seven wheels of support. 812 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,603 You got this. WALTER: Besides, 813 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:12,504 it's a nuclear blast, it doesn't matter 814 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,406 where we stand. 815 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,242 16 seconds. Come on, Happy. 816 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:18,677 15, 14, 817 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,012 13, oh, God! 818 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,480 Okay, shut up, we can all count. 819 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,149 Come on... 820 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:25,952 Sweetheart, it doesn't look like you know what you're doing. 821 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,629 SYLVESTER: Eight. You know, actually, seven, 822 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,364 because when I said "Oh, God," that took a second. 823 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:32,258 Oh, God, we're down to three, two, one! 824 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,395 (panting) 825 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,434 SYLVESTER: What the...? 826 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:43,535 How...? 827 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,703 How'd you do that? 828 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,372 Pulled the battery. 829 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,240 Puppy can't blow without power. 830 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,342 (laughter) 831 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,579 You know, o-our job was to decommission the nuke, 832 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,149 and technically, that's decommissioned, so, um... 833 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,684 we'll send you our bill. 834 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,688 Airman Pendergraft, 835 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:03,655 I assume the Air Force can wrap all this up. 836 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,657 I have someplace to be and I can't be late. 837 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,226 It's really stress-inducing. 838 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,062 What could be more stressful than this? 839 00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:19,571 Where were you? 840 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,583 You have less than three minutes before the session ends. 841 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,742 We were busy. JEREMY: Alderman Dodd. 842 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,577 Glad you could find time to join us. 843 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:26,612 Sorry, I was at work. 844 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,614 City government is work as well. 845 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,216 And you're late. 846 00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,750 Not me. Never had a tardy. 847 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,686 Uh, I understand that there are a few minutes left. 848 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,622 I'd like to talk about saving the science club. 849 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,466 That's been settled. There's no money in the budget. 850 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,558 There will be. 851 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:40,659 Once we put a hat 852 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,195 on every lamppost in West Altadenia. 853 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,803 You see, if we use 854 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,673 a reflective surface for the underside of each conical cover, 855 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,576 not unlike the shape of the bottom of a nuclear warhead, 856 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:58,710 then, electric light, 857 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,280 that our city pays for, that currently and wastefully 858 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,182 shines up into the night sky, 859 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:06,218 will be redirected back down to the streets. 860 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,787 We will yield the same brightness 861 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,157 using bulbs of half the wattage. 862 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,791 Citywide, 863 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:16,195 that's an energy savings of over $250,000 annually. 864 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,497 And we only need $6,000 for the science club. 865 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,532 (murmuring indistinctly) 866 00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,337 Actually, this could work. 867 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:28,440 Mr. Dodd, you seem to really care about this science club. 868 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:32,044 I do. (Chuckles) I do care. 869 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,712 Oh, my gosh, I do care. 870 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,147 I got to go. 871 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,352 Now, that's how you act like an alderman. 872 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,789 I want to be your attorney. 873 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:44,790 You want to what? 874 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,758 He inhaled too much vapor. 875 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:47,759 Sylvester, you're not an attorney. 876 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,295 Not yet. I looked it up: 877 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,638 Vermont lets you take the bar exam 878 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,164 even if you never went to law school. 879 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,599 You pass, you're licensed. 880 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:54,709 Then, since it's a federal case, 881 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,169 all I got to do is get sworn in by the federal bar. 882 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,746 Okay. Speaking of the bar, how do you plan on passing? 883 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,607 Well, actually, he does have perfect recall. 884 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,642 With adequate preparation, Sly would ace it. 885 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,111 I've got 48 hours. 886 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,712 The bar exam's in two days? 887 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:07,822 CABE: Kid, do you even know how extensive 888 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,315 the bar exam is? 889 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:10,616 You got to know criminal law, 890 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,750 criminal procedure... 891 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,119 Contracts, evidence... 892 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,720 Real property, torts... 893 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,755 It's a five hour flight. It'll be plenty of time. 894 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,358 Come on, guys. 895 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,427 I see solutions when others don't. 896 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,629 I just convinced a dais of bureaucrats 897 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:25,431 to change the way they light their city 898 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:28,334 to save a science program because I cared. 899 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,202 Toby, you said so yourself: 900 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,704 we will never find a lawyer that cares about Cabe 901 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,206 as much as we do. 902 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,341 Well, I care about Cabe. 903 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,808 And I will scour every law book 904 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:40,146 and memorize every archaic regulation to protect him. 905 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,046 I can do this. 906 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,781 With all of our research capabilities 907 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,783 and our brain power, we can do this. 908 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,751 Together. 909 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:47,419 (Toby clapping) 910 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,756 Is the kid getting good at speeches or what? 911 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,891 Somebody get my lawyer a ticket to Montpelier. 912 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,160 I'm on it. 913 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,774 (speaking indistinctly) 914 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,248 Okay, darling, what do you say 915 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,250 we get out of this dusty garage and head home? 916 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,585 Uh, yeah, in a few. 917 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:22,821 I just want to organize my workstation a bit. 918 00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:27,926 Happy, they're not gonna invite you along tonight. 919 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,295 Yeah. 920 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:30,796 I know. 921 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,798 I don't want to go anywhere with them, anyway. 922 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:34,433 I've seen a lot of them lately. 923 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,502 Okay, one, you do want to go along with them. 924 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,770 And two, no I-I'm actually not hurt 925 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:39,881 that you don't want to spend time 926 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:40,806 with your brand-new, shiny husband. 927 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:41,940 Do you want to know why? 928 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,008 No. 929 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:44,952 Because your being drawn to Walter, Paige and Ralph 930 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,778 is perfectly logical. 931 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:50,349 You spent your childhood yearning for a nuclear family, 932 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,684 and now, every single day, you see a mother figure 933 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,953 and a father figure and a child. 934 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,955 It soothes a very wounded 935 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,559 part of your psyche to be with them. 936 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:01,827 That's perfectly okay. 937 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,929 But now that you know why you were doing it, 938 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,964 and Paige is making you feel more things, 939 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,734 and that's good, and... 940 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:13,405 maybe you could just ease off a little bit. 941 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,409 I want a baby. 942 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:20,946 Okay. 943 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,257 I was thinking Kovelsky's, but... 944 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,683 I want a baby. 945 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:25,884 Soon. 946 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,554 Okay, you were right. 947 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,856 I want a family. I've always wanted a family. 948 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:35,227 And I want one with you, 'cause I love you. 949 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,731 But... the woman who hates being human 950 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,400 wants to make another human? 951 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,835 Yeah, something like that. 952 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:46,372 Shall we start now? 953 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,473 Uh, not-not-not here, 954 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,007 not in front of everyone. 955 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,008 Right, yeah. 956 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,543 (chuckling): Let's go. 957 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:58,216 Hey, go get your coat so I can take you to the sitter's. Okay? 958 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,990 Now that we have a moment, 959 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:07,025 I would like to confess something to you. 960 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,994 Okay. 961 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:11,363 I didn't encourage Happy to hang out with us 962 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:12,698 because I liked it so much. 963 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:15,000 Uh, yeah, she is one of my best friends, but, uh, 964 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,636 I would prefer one-on-one time with you. 965 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,371 I just... I didn't want you to... 966 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:21,006 (chuckles softly) 967 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,908 think otherwise. 968 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:25,444 Okay, I appreciate the honesty. 969 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:28,347 But if you preferred being with just me, then why didn't...? 970 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,517 I'm nervous to be alone with you. 971 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,487 You've been alone with me hundreds of times. 972 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,064 Wh-What could you possibly be nervous about? 973 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,256 My biggest fear 974 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,892 is being in a restaurant, droning on about genius things, 975 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,629 and then looking up at your face, and then seeing boredom. 976 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,765 I-It happens after a few weeks of every relationship 977 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,367 that I've been in. 978 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,969 And then they end. 979 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,004 And, uh... 980 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,507 I don't want this one to end. 981 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:56,842 Walter. 982 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,553 We are not a few weeks into our relationship. 983 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,679 We are three years in. I know you. 984 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:01,913 Okay? 985 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:05,917 And I have an idea of a place where we can go have dinner, 986 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:09,621 and you don't have to worry about seeing boredom on my face. 987 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:11,990 WALTER: Okay, 988 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:13,592 so, uh, what's your big plan? 989 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,960 You'll see. 990 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,865 Ladies and gentlemen, 991 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:23,335 your sensory experience is about to begin. 992 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,606 See you later, Walter. Huh? 993 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,840 (people gasping) 994 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,076 What's going on? 995 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,987 You said you were worried about looking across the table 996 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:34,546 and seeing a bored look on my face? 997 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,123 Well, here, you won't have that problem. 998 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,718 You eat without seeing, in order to enhance the other senses. 999 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,120 Paige, that is very thoughtful, but this is ridiculous. 1000 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,456 See, uh, this is a gimmick 1001 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:47,025 most likely to mask the mediocre food. 1002 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,827 Just give it a chance. 1003 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,429 WAITER: Good evening! Oh! 1004 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:51,763 We will begin with a selection 1005 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,765 of locally sourced root vegetables 1006 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:56,001 served with mayonnaise three ways. 1007 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,903 Mayonnaise has more than one way? 1008 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,438 Still or effervescent, sir? 1009 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:00,806 Uh, tap's fine. 1010 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,809 First of all, mayonnaise only comes one way. 1011 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,110 Second of all, "effervescent"? 1012 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,077 Pretentious. 1013 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,747 Third of all, I guarantee you that our waiter 1014 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:09,948 is a hipster doofus 1015 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,618 with a logging camp beard and a man bun. 1016 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:14,453 Sir, I'm still here. 1017 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:16,054 I thought you went to get water. 1018 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,723 I have the water. I was ready to pour, 1019 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,090 but you were still talking, so... 1020 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:20,125 WALTER: Oh. 1021 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,160 Okay. Well, let me help you out here. Okay. 1022 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,128 I got it... I'm sorry. 1023 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,696 WAITER: Oh! Oh, God! 1024 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,632 God! Sir! 1025 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,568 Oh... 1026 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,069 What's going on here? 1027 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,771 I... I could use a napkin. 1028 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,441 (both chuckle) 1029 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:36,942 (both laughing) 1030 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,610 I can't believe that just happened. 1031 00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:41,146 I think I have three different kinds of mayonnaise on me. 1032 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,682 For the record, 1033 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,486 that waiter looked exactly as I described him. 1034 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:49,120 (laughs) 1035 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:53,459 For the record, I could never get bored of you. 1036 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,060 (chuckles)