1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:05,744 TOBY: This memo is an insult! 2 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,398 You've been offered equity 3 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,879 in a company with great upside potential. 4 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,185 So how is that an insult? 5 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:14,057 I invented a winch, State of New Mexico orders 6 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:16,451 15 grand worth of it, you take the money. 7 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:17,669 [laughing]: Okay. 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,280 All right, well, let's see. 9 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,369 I start a company with my own savings, 10 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,936 I pluck you guys out of obscurity, I give you jobs, 11 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,591 and then, you throw my generosity 12 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:27,766 in my face. 13 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:28,854 Generosity? 14 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,378 Well, let's look at these numbers, 15 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:31,466 shall we? 16 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:32,293 You scanned my memo? 17 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,511 Oh, I scanned it, baby. 18 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:37,080 And Happy and I really appreciate 19 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,778 the .75% share of her invention. 20 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,911 Corporations routinely take the lion's share 21 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,434 of an employee's invention. 22 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,630 And you two are married, so you're really getting 1.5%. 23 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,177 SYLVESTER: How do you explain 24 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:48,483 my .7%? 25 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,547 How do I rate less than these guys? 26 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,181 Simple, you're a human calculator. 27 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:54,097 Artificial intelligence makes you superfluous in seven years. 28 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,403 [gasps] But I still 29 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,579 gave you a piece of the pie. Is that not nice? 30 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:58,797 What about Paige? 31 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,079 Interesting that she has a full one percent; 32 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,104 more than all of us. 33 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,150 She's not even a genius. 34 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,214 Hmm, so strange. How peculiar. 35 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,978 What are you guys insinuating? 36 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:08,111 Nothing. Just that the only person in the office 37 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,679 to play Nude Olympics with Walter goes home with the gold. 38 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,681 Before I came along, you dorks 39 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,596 were setting up home office computers. 40 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,033 Yeah, and for what it's worth, Paige's share is really .25%. 41 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,730 Ralph gets .75% 42 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,515 for all the times he helped us out. 43 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:23,344 But due to labor laws, I had to put it under Paige's name. 44 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,997 Hold on. 45 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:28,784 You... you value my son three times more than you value me? 46 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,742 Well, only on a work contribution level. 47 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:33,528 Dingus, our fertility treatment hasn't worked. 48 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,920 We need more funds. 49 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,618 It's not like I'm keeping the funds! 50 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,446 I'm reinvesting it in Scorpion. 51 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,317 I-Isn't more tomorrow 52 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:41,536 better than a little today? 53 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,364 Nope. Oh, fine! 54 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,148 Suppose I can give you a few extra bucks, 55 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,758 seeing as it's your invention. 56 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,543 Wow, thanks for the extra shillings 57 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,022 to throw into my account. 58 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,198 Your account? 59 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,938 What do you got, a separate bank account? 60 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,505 Maybe. 61 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:57,334 [sighs] What is Easter Island's point of view on all this? 62 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,640 I'm just trying to figure out 63 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,642 where I can buy just one right shoe... 64 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:01,880 Wait for it, this is gonna be good. 65 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,099 Because I'm gonna lose mine 66 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,428 somewhere up Walter's ass. 67 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:05,516 Bam! There it is. 68 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,624 Wait, why are you mad at me? 69 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,563 I don't see my name on that list. 70 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,541 You work for Homeland, you're not a Scorpion employee. 71 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,175 So I'm not a real part of the team? 72 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,351 I risk my life just like everybody else. 73 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,179 More so, 'cause he is so old. 74 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,573 Troublemaker.Penny-pincher. 75 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,923 You should've known what problems this memo would cause. 76 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,491 [sighs] We need guidance getting through this conflict. 77 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,449 And I know exactly who to call. 78 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,930 Walter, if you're calling who I think you're calling, don't. 79 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,540 He's helped us before. 80 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,475 His diploma came with a maze and a word search on the back. 81 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:34,328 Yes, hello, this is Walter O'Brien. 82 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:36,460 Uh, not good, actually. 83 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,824 And we need your counseling right away; money is no object. 84 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:40,725 Okay, see you soon. 85 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,205 Okay, see you soon. 86 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,487 That's Homeland Director Carson. 87 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,077 He's gonna be here in five minutes. 88 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,601 Carson? What does that turd want? 89 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,385 CARSON: Four-person CIA team imbedded 90 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,952 in Kazakhstan. 91 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,476 Found out they were kidnapped just hours ago. 92 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,652 Okay, if Homeland can give us their satellite imagery, 93 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,524 we can provide an extraction plan 94 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:57,612 for the military. 95 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,222 Extraction? No. 96 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,113 We got six of their guys, we're gonna do a swap next week. 97 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,270 This stuff goes down all the time. 98 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:04,662 Then why are you here? 99 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,621 Those agents are the starting infield 100 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,231 for the CIA softball team, 101 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:11,365 and we were supposed to play for the FGSL championship today. 102 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:12,409 FGSL? 103 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,672 Federal Government Softball League. 104 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,196 Replacement team would be the FBI, 105 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,198 but they're busting a drug ring in Colorado; 106 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,373 ATF's intercepting 107 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,202 a firearms shipment in the Gulf. 108 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,788 Oh, even the Department of Agriculture's dealing 109 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:27,511 with a boll weevil problem in Texas, so it's down to you. 110 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:28,904 Down to us for what? 111 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,254 As independent contractors with federal clearance, 112 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:34,214 Scorpion qualifies to play in the league. 113 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,519 Right here in the rule book. 114 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:36,738 I refuse 115 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,696 to allow Homeland's undefeated season 116 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,090 to be tarnished with an asterisk. 117 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,831 I won't accept a forfeit. 118 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,485 So you're going to play us. 119 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,269 And why should we help you? You tried to put 120 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,271 my roomie in prison. You two were roommates? 121 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,858 Yeah, while him and I were engaged. While she was married to him. 122 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,754 Before I dated her. 123 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:53,972 Damn freak show in here. 124 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,844 Look, you're gonna play, 125 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:58,455 'cause if you don't, let's just say Scorpion might not get 126 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,544 any government jobs coming its way. 127 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:05,201 If you're trying to get back at me by humiliating these guys, 128 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,509 perhaps you and I should figure out another way to settle this. 129 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,815 Threatening a superior? 130 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:13,470 I'd hate to have to bring you up on charges. 131 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:14,863 Again. 132 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,604 I-I don't expect you to play, Pops. 133 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,040 But come, support your team. 134 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,824 You could be... 135 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,522 the mascot. 136 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,132 Let's make it interesting. 137 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,656 If we win, Homeland doubles the rate that they pay Scorpion. 138 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:30,313 Fine. But if we win, I'm yanking Scorpion's government clearance. 139 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,663 I am sick of your antics, 140 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,753 comments, and unprofessionalism. 141 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,320 Um, Cabe, I do the books. 142 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,757 We lose government work, Scorpion's toast. 143 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,193 What's the matter? 144 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,606 Mommy won't let you play ball today? 145 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,197 Shake it. 146 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,549 See you at the field in Sherman Oaks 147 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,594 in 30 minutes. 148 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,471 What the hell were you thinking? 149 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:58,646 He called us out. 150 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,649 [moaning] 151 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:02,563 You bet our company. 152 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,607 We can't beat them. 153 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,566 You heard how Carson talked to us. 154 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:06,697 TOBY: You see, geniuses, 155 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,196 Paige and Cabe grew up playing sports. 156 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,527 They don't know what it's like to be bullied by a jock. 157 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:13,878 They don't know that you're just supposed to take it and move on. 158 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,619 We'll coach you guys up. 159 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,621 People like us don't win at sports. 160 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,797 In gym, Coach Baclavella 161 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,161 would give grade bumps to the kids 162 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,192 who would give me the worst wedgies. 163 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:25,368 One year, everybody got A's. 164 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:26,780 Little League sucks for nerds growing up. 165 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:27,979 You watch kids do things 166 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,155 you can't, having all the fun, 167 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,635 and at the end of the season, 168 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:35,247 the winners get to go to a party at Big Ernesto's Taco Hut, 169 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,095 something you know you're never gonna be able to do. 170 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:40,078 And Ernesto would let all those kids choose their trophies 171 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,776 out of the trophy case. 172 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,168 Stupid trophies. 173 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:44,668 I always wanted one of those trophies. 174 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,409 We don't have any equipment, or any funds to buy any, 175 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,999 so, guess we can't play. 176 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,413 I've got a fast and cheap way to get everything that we need. 177 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,588 Just meet meet me at the field. 178 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:54,354 No, I-I... I can go with you. 179 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,399 And-and help you carry things. 180 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:57,883 Okay, I got here as quick as I could. 181 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,576 Let the healing begin. 182 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,579 What I miss? 183 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,668 Called me on the right day, Gallo. 184 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:08,629 We busted a frat house for bookmaking... civil forfeiture... 185 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,588 Seized everything, including tons of sporting equipment. 186 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:15,070 Now, I feel a cold coming on, 187 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:19,727 so I'm just gonna... put the key down here, 188 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:20,815 and head home sick. 189 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,096 Just make sure everything's back 190 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,253 by 6:00, before the next guy clocks in, huh? 191 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,733 Appreciate it, pal. 192 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,299 Appreciate what? 193 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,606 I never saw you. [chuckles] 194 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:33,131 So this is unsavory. 195 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:37,832 Wouldn't be necessary if any of you dorks had baseball gloves. 196 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,834 FLORENCE: ♪ Way down South in the cemetery ♪ 197 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,445 RALPH: ♪ Way down South in the cemetery ♪ 198 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,056 ♪ That's where your team is gonna be buried ♪ 199 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,494 RALPH: ♪ That's where your team is gonna be buried... ♪ 200 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,843 Yeah, that's right, Homeland! 201 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:51,193 We're gonna roll right over you little punks! 202 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:53,456 I regret asking her to play. 203 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,805 What did she do to my son? 204 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,198 Florence, you seem 205 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,808 very motivated. 206 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:00,134 Yeah, well, you remember I told you that jocks used to throw 207 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,770 the ball at the science lab wall to bother me? 208 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,381 I really hate jocks. 209 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,296 Speaking of jocks, uh, Ralph, in this bag 210 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:08,645 is a protective cup I bought. 211 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,691 Go to the port-o-john and put it on. 212 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:11,822 Do I have to? 213 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,476 I want grandchildren someday. Go. 214 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,304 Okay, 215 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,479 positions. Whoa. 216 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,959 Who made you manager? 217 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,110 Anyone who earned two varsity letters in high school, 218 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,265 raise your hand. 219 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,486 That's what I thought. Sly, you'll catch; 220 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,706 Cecil, you're tall, so center field; 221 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,143 Happy's short, so she'll play short; and Toby, first base. 222 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,667 Are you sure Walter won't want Toby and I to share a position, 223 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,582 like he had us share equity in Scorpion? 224 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,279 You guys are the worst. 225 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,281 This game is the perfect opportunity 226 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:40,024 for you to come together as a "literal team," 227 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,592 in the midst of falling apart completely. 228 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:43,637 Get lost, quack. 229 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,638 I'm gonna go stretch. 230 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:45,943 RALPH: Mom, 231 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,530 I can't figure out how to put this thing on! 232 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,642 [banging on door] 233 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:49,947 I'm never having grandkids. 234 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,601 CARSON: Dineen. 235 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,168 Got something for you. 236 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,126 Rest of you, stretch, too. 237 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,737 What is that? 238 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,869 Uniforms. 239 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,961 Department of Corrections surplus. 240 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,180 We're not wearing these. 241 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,356 Rules say uniforms must be worn. 242 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,401 He's right, it's in the rule book. 243 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:10,490 What are you doing? 244 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,882 CARSON: I have filmed every pitch 245 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,450 and every at bat of our undefeated season, 246 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,192 but this game is going to be my Citizen Kane. 247 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,585 Now where's Gallo and O'Brien? 248 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,630 Tried them a little bit ago, couldn't get through. 249 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:21,825 But don't worry, they'll show. 250 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,807 They better. Else, it's a forfeit. 251 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,940 Then, bye-bye, government contracts. 252 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,942 I said, they'll be here. 253 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,552 Homeland, gather around. 254 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,008 I don't know what the heck is keeping those jackasses. 255 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,076 We need backups. 256 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,078 I know exactly who to call. 257 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,385 Uh, I like my hamstring in one piece, please. 258 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,735 TOBY: Okay, all right. Ugh... all right! 259 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,084 Okay, safeword, safeword! 260 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,521 Oh... 261 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,960 Can't believe you asked her to play. 262 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,745 Come on, let's stretch them groins. 263 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,573 Happy, showing some real anger markers. 264 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,575 Come on. Spill the beans. 265 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,404 When I went to the garage the other night to get my miter saw, 266 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,537 I saw Flo get in Walt's car. 267 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,016 Just the two of them. 268 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,584 Okay, maybe he was just giving her a ride. 269 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,846 No. 270 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,587 The pixie wasn't wearing her normal clothes 271 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,738 from the young boy's department. 272 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,198 She was all gussied up. 273 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,983 It was late, 274 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,898 and Paige was not around. 275 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:13,441 Flo dressed up fancy, and you're just telling me this right now? 276 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,859 Happy, this team is hanging on by a thread as it is 277 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,382 after what happened this morning. 278 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,186 You know, if Walt and Paige implode, so does the team. 279 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,778 We can't have that; we are wholly unemployable. I didn't tell you 280 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,215 because you hold onto a secret like a wet bar of soap. 281 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,043 And I'm only 99% sure. 282 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,218 Not a hundred. 283 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,481 We got to get to the bottom of this. 284 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,636 I found a few more bats. How you doing with those gloves? 285 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,202 Yep, finished. All right, we're running late. 286 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,967 Let's hit it. The 101's gonna be backed up 287 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,403 this time of day, so I think 288 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,014 we ought to stay on city streets. 289 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,626 What are you waiting on? Open it. 290 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,975 I gave the key to you. 291 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,237 Like hell you did. 292 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,978 I don't have the key, Cabe. Well, I don't 293 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,216 have it; you didn't give it to me. 294 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,653 Oh, yeah, well, who do you think is right, 295 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,461 the guy with the 197 IQ, or the guy who says 296 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,898 he watches boxing on "paper view" TV? 297 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,900 I may run my words together sometimes, 298 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,468 but that does not mean that I lost that key. 299 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,904 Well, I didn't lose it. 300 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,516 [sighs] 301 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,997 It's almost game time. 302 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,782 We're screwed. 303 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,697 It's a seven-inning game. 304 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,701 Slaughter rule max: eight runs per inning. 305 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:19,053 A 24 run lead ends the game. 306 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,969 Seeing as Scorpion has no equipment, 307 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,927 you'll use Homeland's. 308 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,714 What kind of uniform's that? 309 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,716 I was told to rush over for a game. 310 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,500 Assumed it was Fantasies 'N Frolics. 311 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,502 [sighs] 312 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,635 Okay, let's do this. 313 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,682 SYLVESTER: Paige? 314 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,510 What's holding them up? We need Cabe. 315 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,512 You can't play scared. Calm down. 316 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:44,687 Calm down? 317 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,993 You listen to me. 318 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:48,082 We've defused bombs, we've been buried alive, 319 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,779 we've stared down nuclear war. 320 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,129 But what we're about to experience is much worse. 321 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,093 We're about to hear the two most terrifying words 322 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,090 for a nerd to hear, two words 323 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,092 that send chills down the spines 324 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,963 of geeks worldwide. 325 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,923 Play ball! 326 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,620 Those are the words. 327 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,666 ♪ 328 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,805 Can't get a signal in this basement. 329 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,112 If I'm not out on that field, Scorpion's done for. 330 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,177 Well, let's just get the cops upstairs to let us out. 331 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,289 I'll bang on the ceiling. 332 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,030 No, no, no, no. 333 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,554 Jonesy bent the rules to help us. 334 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,338 He could lose his job and pension. 335 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,471 You see, dumb ole government employees 336 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,343 don't earn nearly as much as you think. 337 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,042 Never said you were dumb. 338 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,913 Now that you brought it up, great job today 339 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,151 getting us wrapped up in a wager 340 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,495 that we have no chance of winning. 341 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,787 I was standing up for you guys. 342 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,484 You were protecting your own ego. 343 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,312 And why don't you protect your own company 344 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,922 and figure a way out of here. 345 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,315 Look in these evidence boxes 346 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,187 and see if you can find anything that can help. 347 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,363 Pot pipes, guns... 348 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,582 Accounting records. 349 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,802 Satellite phone.[phone chirps] 350 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,674 Damn it. Battery's flat. 351 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,419 Wait, there's a solar calculator with this embezzling evidence. 352 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,857 And florescent bulbs mimic the sun's spectrum, 353 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,729 so if I wire the phone 354 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,228 to the solar battery from the calculator, 355 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,907 then hold it up to the lights, I could charge the phone. 356 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,430 Then do it already. 357 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,408 Those guys are probably getting killed without me. 358 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,304 I know Scorpion isn't the pinnacle of athleticism, 359 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,392 but they are resourceful. 360 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,611 I'm sure they're doing fine. 361 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,222 MAN: Come on, hustle it up. 362 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,703 [groans] 363 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,010 ♪ 364 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,663 Wind speed, rotational force... 365 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,102 Aah! 366 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,277 Seriously? 367 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,848 Ow. Damn it! 368 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,677 2.3 seconds until impact. Got it! 369 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,331 Fudge nuggets. 370 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,116 ♪ 371 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,162 ANNOUNCER: After half an inning, Homeland's up eight nil. 372 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,164 I thought scorpions were stingers. 373 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,296 More like stinkers. 374 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,906 What a jerk. Ralph, you're up. 375 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,299 Cecil, on deck. 376 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,822 Look at how smug they are. 377 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,302 I'd like to take that bat 378 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:04,261 and just cram it right up Carson's... Easy, killer. 379 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,935 Let's keep that high school anger under control. 380 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,067 Yeah, you wouldn't want to do something that feels good now 381 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,397 but you'd regret later. 382 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,486 Really regret. 383 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,445 That's not very subtle. 384 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:18,406 ANNOUNCER: Now batting, Inmate Number 58432, Ralph Dineen.Okay. 385 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,843 If Scorpion shuts down, I won't lose my internship, will I? 386 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,366 No negativity. 387 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,431 Two more eight-run innings and the mercy rule kicks in 388 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,216 and then this game is over. Is that what you want? 389 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,415 Yes. 390 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,112 Come on. You guys are geniuses. 391 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,505 Use your superpowers. 392 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,636 This field is kryptonite. 393 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,160 We got no superpowers here. 394 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,857 That field is 60 feet between bases 395 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,554 and 48 feet from mound to home plate. 396 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,773 The foul lines meet 397 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,427 at exact angles. 398 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,665 This game is geometry and physics and math. 399 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,430 You're good at that. 400 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,474 UMPIRE: Strike two. 401 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,998 That's okay, Ralph. Good swing. 402 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,174 So, you're just gonna roll over because right now 403 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,871 this is gym class and Homeland... 404 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,830 Homeland is giving you a great big wedgie. 405 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,702 I might have an idea. It has to do with the rule book. 406 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,941 There is an acceptable range for the weight of a softball. 407 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,272 If we make Homeland's balls heavier, 408 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,448 they won't be able to hit them as hard or as far. 409 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,884 Sounds like cheating. 410 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,368 Not if we keep the weight just within 411 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,887 what the rules will allow. 412 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,715 We could give their ball a sauna. 413 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,977 Papa Carpinni's 414 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,283 is only a couple blocks away. 415 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,806 They have a steamer for their clams. 416 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,330 Rules let you hold onto the balls that are pitched to you, 417 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,134 so Homeland's balls are still by their dugout. 418 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,725 I'll go steal them. 419 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:20,424 Being tardy is a mortal sin, but she has no problem stealing. 420 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,078 Strange kid. 421 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,776 Hmm, I mean, even if we deaden their balls, 422 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,691 we're still not good at catching them. 423 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,495 Look at all of the Homeland's government-issued SUVs. 424 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:32,567 They have collision censors on their bumpers. 425 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,308 I can rig them to our T-shirts. 426 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,460 When we're directly lined up with an approaching ball, 427 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,964 it'll tell us and then we'll field it. 428 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,966 No. Steaming balls is one thing, 429 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,315 but this is definitely cheating. 430 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,447 It's a sensory-assist device. 431 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,189 If it's cheating, so are eyeglasses. 432 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,930 I'm sold. Swipe them. 433 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,366 UMPIRE: Strike three. You're out. 434 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,455 Damn it. I got to pay attention to the game. 435 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,457 Oh, that's some pretty interesting science 436 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,242 that Happy came up with, huh? Mm-hmm. 437 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,331 Hey, speaking of science, 438 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,048 how was that lecture that Walt took you to? 439 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,334 We didn't go. It was cancelled. 440 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,639 Okay, Cecil, you got this! 441 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,294 [claps hands] 442 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,775 ANNOUNCER: Now batting, 443 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:11,084 Inmate Number 18743, Cecil Rizzuto. 444 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,915 It's working, but slowly.[fence banging] 445 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,154 Can you please stop doing that? 446 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,527 [grunts] 447 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,529 Trying to get us out. 448 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,444 It's three-gauge steel. 449 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,315 You can't just jock your way out of this. 450 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,578 You're gonna need to use brainpower. 451 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,426 What the hell is that supposed to mean?[phone chimes] 452 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,407 And it's charging. 453 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,497 See? Brainpower. 454 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,456 Oh, there you go, Cecil. 455 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,675 Foul tip's a hit waiting to happen. 456 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,068 Hey. 457 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,375 Get your head out of the computer and into the game. 458 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,072 It is. It's in Carson's game. 459 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,944 Every game from the last season. 460 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,599 Hacked his tablet, pulled the film 461 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,055 and overlaid software from the Kinetics Department 462 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,863 at Braddock University. 463 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,170 Now we can analyze Homeland's every swing and pitch 464 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,606 for tendencies: 465 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,868 where hitters like the ball, 466 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,566 where they put the ball into play, 467 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,872 how Carson pitches lefties and righties. 468 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,179 Hacking a computer must be cheating. 469 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,399 No. Just a federal crime. 470 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,531 Hmm. Good enough for me. Keep at it. 471 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,446 I got the censors. I'm gonna connect it 472 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,014 to some lithium batteries I have in my bag and we're good to go. 473 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:15,800 Well, it was a mighty battle, but alas, I was not victorious. 474 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,629 Time to go get out.Hey. 475 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,067 Stay positive.[phone rings] 476 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:25,549 ANNOUNCER: Now batting, Inmate 28291, Sylvester Dodd. Walter, where are you? 477 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,551 Are you freaking kidding me? 478 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,163 I wish. Can you send Happy to pick the lock?[Cabe grunting] 479 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,469 No. Downtown and back with traffic? 480 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,993 The game will be over 481 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,448 and besides, we're already down a player without Toby. 482 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,865 Why? Where's Toby? 483 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,085 You want to put what in my steamer? 484 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,391 I work with Homeland and we save people. 485 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,978 But there's this jerk who wants to shut us down 486 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,066 if he can beat us at softball 487 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,569 but we can't win 'cause we're nerds, 488 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,720 but we'd have a much better shot 489 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,572 if you'd just let me steam my balls. 490 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,487 Get out. 491 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,012 Sal, I wiped out and shredded my knee. 492 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,666 No more deliveries for me. 493 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,110 You know, I'm a really fast peddler. 494 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,061 [grunts]You know those old commercials 495 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,628 where gorillas throw luggage around 496 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,823 but never learn they won't get it open? Well, that's you. 497 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,545 I don't see you doing anything. 498 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,937 Actually, I have a plan. 499 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,896 Pimp jewelry? 500 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,377 Yeah. I'm gonna pound the gold into a thin piece of metal, 501 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,553 and then put it in the lock like a key blank, 502 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,469 and then I'm going to make a new key 503 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,428 to set us free. That's all you need? A bracelet? 504 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:22,563 Well, yes, the bracelet... and this. 505 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,695 Scorpion takes the field for the top of the second. 506 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,219 Hold onto your seats. 507 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,526 This team's had more drops than a DJ at Coachella. 508 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,572 God, I want to kill that guy. 509 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,008 Gonna be hard to get anyone out 510 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,488 without a first basemen. 511 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,595 Where the hell is your husband? 512 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,534 [bicycle bell dings] 513 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,145 Toby, what the hell? 514 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,624 Keep playing. I'll be there soon. 515 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,193 Okay. 516 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,108 Okay. Yeah, it's flat enough. 517 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,155 Okay. 518 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,200 It's a perfect fit. Good job. 519 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,637 At least I have some value. 520 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,336 Would you drop it already about the equity shares? 521 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,338 I didn't know money was so important to you. 522 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,644 This is not about money. This is about respect. 523 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,603 I gave my heart and soul to Scorpion. 524 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,693 And I know I'm no brainiac, 525 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:09,000 but I always thought you at least respected me. 526 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,741 Guess I was wrong. 527 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,660 Okay, we got the notch marks. 528 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,532 So let's make the key. 529 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,990 ANNOUNCER: Scorpion only got out of that inning 530 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,146 after having another 531 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,974 ochodropped on their heads 532 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:29,151 like scented oil on a baby at a baptism. 533 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,720 Except this team isn't blessed, it's cursed. 534 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,635 I swear that guy is gonna get it. 535 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,550 All right, guys. 536 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,942 I put their steamy balls back. 537 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,379 A lot of good it does us now. 538 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,858 They just hung eight runs on us. 539 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,730 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I not deliver a pizza 540 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,403 and fix a ballgame fast enough for you, Merlin? 541 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,559 PAIGE: Hey. 542 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,082 No more arguing. Patty, you're up. 543 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,214 I finished the censors. 544 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,582 I put foil on them, so they'll buzz 545 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,391 when it detects an object heading toward it. 546 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,003 Shirt's fabric is thin. 547 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,589 It won't affect the censor's performance. 548 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,616 So, Walter lied to Paige about that lecture being cancelled. 549 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,183 Not good. If he's lying, 550 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,012 it's 'cause he's doing something shady. 551 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,494 This is bad 'cause without the waitress, Walt falls apart. 552 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,191 And without Walt, Scorpion falls apart. 553 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,237 Copy that. 554 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,456 So, speaking of relationships on the fritz, 555 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,458 what is up with the separate bank account? 556 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,678 It's just a stupid account. 557 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,114 No. Happy, I-I totally understand 558 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,551 that in the foster home, you had to keep a bag packed, 559 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,921 ready to fly if things didn't go right, but this is about me. 560 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,425 I'm not a foster home. 561 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,469 This separate account 562 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,079 is your adult version of a go-bag. 563 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,820 You're just packed and ready to fly 564 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,102 if things don't go right with us. 565 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,997 Orphans don't grow up to be sharers. 566 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,085 That's all it is. 567 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,435 Hey, Patty struck out. 568 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,219 Toby's up. Fight later. 569 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,482 This discussion is not over. 570 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,224 ANNOUNCER: And Toby Curtis 571 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,139 goes down on three straight pitches. 572 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,836 The good doctor must've prescribed himself 573 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,404 30cc's of suck, 'cause I've seen 574 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,928 better swings at condemned playgrounds. 575 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,713 Florence. Florence. 576 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,237 Uh, step to the back of the batter's box. 577 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,934 Software says when righties do that, 578 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,936 Carson pitches inside, 579 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,200 so turn your hips, pull the ball 580 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,960 and your odds of getting on base will increase. 581 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,508 Got it. 582 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,424 I believe in you. 583 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,868 What'd you talk to her about, Romeo? 584 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,558 Her hips. 585 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,689 [bat clinks] 586 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:13,908 Oh! Holy crap! 587 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,431 She got a hit! 588 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,085 MAN: Two, Homeland, two! 589 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,784 Ooh. [laughs] 590 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,872 PAIGE: Oh, man. 591 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,570 She's caught in a rundown. 592 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,745 ANNOUNCER: She's in a pickle. 593 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:25,746 Back and forth, 594 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,138 over and over. 595 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,882 Stupid jocks are mocking me. 596 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,057 What? Oh! 597 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,711 Oh, boy. 598 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,670 Get up! Whoa, whoa. Are you crazy?! 599 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,846 That's for throwing balls at my chemistry lab! 600 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,978 Bottom of the second ends with a forearm shiver. 601 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,459 [shouting] Put me down! 602 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,441 Well, it's almost mercy rule time. 603 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,467 Then we can celebrate Homeland's title 604 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:55,819 by going to Ernesto's Tacos for some delicious chimichangas. 605 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,928 They think they can blow us out and then get some burritos? 606 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,258 Hell no! 607 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,800 The censors will buzz when you're positioned 608 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,846 to field the ball. You nerds have science on your side. 609 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,655 Now, let's shut them down or Scorpion shuts down. You ready?! 610 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,743 ALL: Yeah! 611 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,180 ♪ 612 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,225 [device buzzing] 613 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,142 [device buzzing] 614 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,148 [device buzzing] 615 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,110 This some kind of joke? 616 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,349 SYLVESTER: Nope, we've done our research. 617 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,591 Paige knows where to throw it. 618 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:29,940 That's where you're gonna hit it. 619 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,862 [all cheering]UMPIRE: Out! 620 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,170 They got a 1-2-3 inning against us? 621 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,433 Come on, let's take the field! 622 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:47,958 Now this team's acting like a team. 623 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,047 All right, Happy, go for it. 624 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,223 You know, not always the best move to go for it. 625 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:55,749 Sometimes restraint is a good quality to have. 626 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,969 Uh... okay. 627 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,145 All right, look alive, Homeland, look alive. 628 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,321 Let's go. 629 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,238 Whoa. Whoa. 630 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:08,631 That's an illegal pitch, punk! 631 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,198 Really?! Retribution for the rundown? 632 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,591 Got away from me. 633 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,291 PAIGE: Come on, Happy![applause] 634 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,993 [grunts] Hey! 635 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,997 Lock the barn door and send sister to bed. What? 636 00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,695 We got a donnybrook. 637 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,436 [grunts] 638 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,004 Get off me! 639 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:37,094 I'm sticking up for you. 640 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,792 They threw at me 'cause of you. 641 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,987 You just do whatever you want. To hell with the consequences. 642 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,622 This is not the time for this discussion. 643 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:43,903 FLORENCE: What the hell is your problem? 644 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,495 [sighs] How wonderfully cathartic. 645 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:49,150 You clowns can't even fight normal. 646 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,066 I-I should throw someone out, but y-you tackled a teammate. 647 00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,981 So play ball, 648 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,678 and no more fast-pitch, huh? 649 00:22:57,245 --> 00:23:00,944 Okay, okay. I'm cool. 650 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:04,861 Happy, apologize to Florence now. 651 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,213 I'm sorry. 652 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,173 I'm sorry for not realizing you were a snake from the start. 653 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,001 I know about your date with Walter. 654 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:16,153 You're just an interloper trying to break up Scorpion. 655 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:19,136 Ralph's dad tried, Tim Armstrong tried; 656 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,747 ain't gonna let you do it. 657 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,229 Okay, I got a good line on these notches, 658 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,448 now make these marks. 659 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,015 Whatever you say, you're the boss. 660 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,670 I'm not your boss. You work for the government. 661 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:31,758 Okay. 662 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:34,108 So six millimeters deep, 663 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,763 eight millimeters wide, and four and four. 664 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,461 And three and three. 665 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,855 CABE: Making the cuts. 666 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:44,074 Okay, I can take it from here. 667 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:46,076 Maybe I should do that. 668 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,252 Please, Cabe, I've got it. Not so hard. 669 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,428 [Walter grunts] 670 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,864 Uh... 671 00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,475 The lock's jammed. 672 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,172 What do we do now? 673 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,958 Don't ask me. I just work for the government. 674 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,481 UMPIRE: Strike three. 675 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,483 Dyfrost, grab a bat. 676 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,138 Okay, the way I see it is we can stop them from scoring, 677 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,444 but we still can't hit, 678 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,271 so that's the problem we have to solve. 679 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,186 Well, I suck. TOBY: I think I got it. 680 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,276 Guys, we got to reverse what we did to Homeland. 681 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,669 We gave them soggy balls... 682 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,758 So we get our balls nice and hot. 683 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,083 I wish you could hear yourselves. UMPIRE: Strike one. 684 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,457 I'll be back. 685 00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,939 Happy, I would like to speak to you, please. 686 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,768 UMPIRE: Strike two. 687 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,206 Sal, I need your pizza oven. 688 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:32,558 Okay. You know where Carter Avenue is? 689 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,084 I take issue with your accusations. 690 00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:39,695 That lecture was 100% innocent. 691 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,131 Then why'd you get dressed up? 692 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,656 I didn't. That's all that I had to wear. 693 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,111 Why didn't you tell anyone that you went? 694 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,702 It didn't come up in conversation. 695 00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,724 Then why did Walter tell Paige the lecture was cancelled? 696 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,098 UMPIRE: Strike one. Why would he lie? 697 00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,292 'Cause you two were on a date. 698 00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:55,102 I have zero feelings for Walter. 699 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,538 Okay, that's bull. 700 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,168 For years, I pretended to not be attracted to Toby, 701 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,237 but I always knew that he was sexy as hell. 702 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,259 [bicycle bell dings]Make way! Hot balls coming through! 703 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:05,373 See? If you're so worried about this, 704 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,767 why are you not asking Walter these questions? 705 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,250 SYLVESTER: Hey, guys. What questions? 706 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,007 HAPPY: About what's going on between her and Walt. 707 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:12,617 Something's going on between you and Walt? 708 00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:15,775 No! We went to a lecture and then he lied to Paige about it, 709 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:16,993 and I'm not sure why. 710 00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:19,692 All right, well, most important thing 711 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,575 is that you don't have any feelings for Walter, 712 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,130 so everything's okay. 713 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,871 Not if Walter has butterflies for her. 714 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,394 Then all hell breaks loose. 715 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:27,961 All hell's gonna break loose if Sly 716 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,286 doesn't get in the on-deck circle. 717 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,616 When did you get here? 718 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,443 Been here awhile. You should confront Walter. 719 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,184 TOBY: Why's everybody under the bleachers? 720 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,537 Oh, cat's out of the bag, huh? 721 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,148 PAIGE: Ooh, good swing, Dyfrost. You're right on it. 722 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,585 Guys, how 'bout some chatter? 723 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,413 Where the hell is everyone? 724 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:47,328 [grunts] 725 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:51,158 You're gonna separate your shoulder. 726 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,029 Suddenly, you give a crap about me? 727 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,659 You're gonna get hurt. Get off me. Get off me! 728 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:55,684 [key drops] 729 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,515 You had the key the whole time? 730 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,299 What the hell, Walter? 731 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:15,530 You want to explain this to me? 732 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,923 WALTER: Uh... 733 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,099 I must've, uh, forgotten. 734 00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:21,623 Forgot? You're a genius. 735 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,583 You don't forget. Didn't know it was there. 736 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,759 Damn it, Walter, 737 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:29,152 why the hell don't you want us to go to this game?! 738 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:32,634 'Cause I didn't want you to see me play! 739 00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:38,074 I don't want you to see! 740 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:41,556 Son, it's just a game. 741 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,428 Oh, please, in the history of fathers and sons, 742 00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:45,952 it's never just a game. 743 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:56,789 My father never came to a science fair. 744 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,184 But one year I signed up for soccer, 745 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,143 and he got so excited. 746 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:06,799 So I studied the rules, I watched the pros on TV, 747 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,278 but in my first game, 748 00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:11,455 an attacker came at me and, uh, there was a collision 749 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:15,242 so I got disoriented and, um, I tried to clear the ball, 750 00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:18,637 and I kicked it into my own goal. 751 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,509 Then as I was 752 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:24,338 running to the sideline, I-I... 753 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:28,821 locked eyes with my father just as the coach yelled at me. 754 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:33,042 He said, "O'Brien, you play for the green team." 755 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,044 And, um... 756 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:39,962 And Dad looked away. 757 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,840 You were willing to possibly lose Scorpion 758 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:50,973 to save face in front of me? 759 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,236 I embarrassed him. 760 00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,547 I'm not strong enough to withstand 761 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:03,072 embarrassing two fathers in one lifetime. 762 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,359 ANNOUNCER: A nightmare sixth for Homeland 763 00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:12,995 as Scorpion had more runs than Aunt Tilly's stockings. 764 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:17,347 Closing the gap to 16-15, the ball jumping off their bats. 765 00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,021 PAIGE: Toby's hot balls have really caused some damage. 766 00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,524 Word choice. 767 00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:22,589 Wait, hold on. I'm serious, you guys. We can win this. 768 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,287 We hold them here, then come back and score, 769 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,747 which isn't an issue for us anymore. 770 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,203 CARSON: Hey, these balls have been tampered with. 771 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:28,924 You were saying? 772 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,318 Right here. It's got loose stitching. 773 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,841 Yeah, that's made in China. 774 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,079 CATCHER: All their balls are coming apart. 775 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:36,932 [sniffs] And they smell like pepperoni. 776 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,326 They may or may not have been in an oven at some point. 777 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:40,588 Cheaters! 778 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,546 Technically not. I checked, repeatedly. 779 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,939 Okay, moving forward. 780 00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:47,551 From now on, everyone's using Homeland's balls. 781 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:49,815 Understood? 782 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,555 MAN: Come on, two innings left. Let's go! 783 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:53,993 Okay, so we can't hit with steamy balls, 784 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,646 so we're finished. I can get help. 785 00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:58,214 I'll be right back, but you'll have to play with one man down. 786 00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,434 No, you won't.PAIGE: Took you long enough. 787 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,566 Excuse me, I have to go pitch now. 788 00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,568 I lost the key. It's my fault. 789 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,832 We're taking the field now, 790 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:07,983 but as soon as the half-inning's over, 791 00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:08,877 you and Toby are gonna have a talk. 792 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,183 Okay. 793 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:12,011 You don't need to sit this out, son. 794 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,013 Running from your fears only exhausts you. 795 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,449 You can sub for Dyjob. 796 00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,798 Actually, it's Dyfrost. 797 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,017 Shut up. 798 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,019 Scorpion's only down one run without me. 799 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,282 It would be illogical to shake up the team chemistry 800 00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,458 at this point. 801 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,289 Here you go. 802 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,483 Thanks for supporting our charity. 803 00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,466 Hey. 804 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,555 How long you been a Dodgers fan? 805 00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,252 Uh, not a baseball fan. A physics fan. 806 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,777 Your home runs are perfect parabolic manifestations 807 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,387 of Newton's third law. 808 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,171 Um, who should I make this out to? 809 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,782 I don't want your autograph. 810 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,021 I saw online that you were here today, and I came for help. 811 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:47,307 I'm on a team of geniuses 812 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,588 and I need you to play on our softball team. 813 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:51,572 The outcome could impact world safety. 814 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:53,617 Security. 815 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:56,011 Just wanted to talk to him! 816 00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,495 Okay, Kyle Dirk, 817 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:05,716 let's find your limo driver's number in your calendar. 818 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,893 We want a hitter! 819 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,895 Not a babysitter! 820 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:12,723 We want a batter! Not an old man's bladder! 821 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,639 RINGTONE: Attaboy. Attaboy. 822 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,921 Hap, I'm a little busy right now. 823 00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:18,381 Okay, I need you to use that 824 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,576 manipulative shrink brain of yours 825 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,880 and call Kyle Dirk's limo driver. 826 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,212 Pretend to be his manager, 827 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,432 and tell him to run down the street to get Dirk 828 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,000 a sandwich for the ride home. And hurry. 829 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:30,195 The event's winding down and Dirk will be out any second. 830 00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:32,589 [bat clinks]Okay, but I'm a little concerned 'cause it sounds like 831 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,852 you're gonna kidnap baseball star Kyle Dirk. PAIGE: Toby! Toby! Toby! 832 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,375 Toby! Paige, I'm a little busy right now. 833 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:39,141 I'll get right on it. 834 00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,542 [engine starts] 835 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,109 Crap. 836 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,201 Okay, let's hit it. 837 00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:58,334 ANNOUNCER: Bottom of the seventh, Scorpion's down by one. 838 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,075 Will they score? 839 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,078 An ironic question considering, from the look of the fellas, 840 00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,950 these guys spent their high school years 841 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,144 wondering if they'd ever score. 842 00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:09,041 That's it. I am kicking his ass. 843 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:15,438 Okay, uh, Walt, uh, it's time for our talk. 844 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,179 Flo, you, too. 845 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,183 Hey, I am tired of you razzing my guys. 846 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:23,098 You want to know the one thing lamer 847 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:25,361 than a bunch of nerds playing sports? 848 00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:28,060 The guy who makes fun of those nerds. 849 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:30,714 And I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock. 850 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,630 One more word out of you, and my foot and your gooty 851 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:37,069 are gonna have an unpleasant meeting. Got it? 852 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:40,072 By "gooty," do you mean wiener? 853 00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:44,859 Then I got you loud and clear, sister. 854 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:52,649 That is one hell of a woman. 855 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,477 [bat clinks]It was a white lie. 856 00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,001 Paige taught me all about white lies. 857 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:58,003 I did it because I knew she'd feel bad 858 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:00,266 that I overheard her mocking the lecture. 859 00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:02,050 I told you, it was all benign. 860 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,183 It's a white lie if you brought me. 861 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,924 Bringing a woman, that's a tan lie. 862 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,621 Bringing a woman that you dreamt about, 863 00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:08,970 that's a brown lie. 864 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:11,016 Bringing a woman that you dreamt about kissing? 865 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:13,192 That's a blacklie.Preposterous. 866 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,324 If it's a white lie, go tell her. 867 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,196 Okay, maybe it was beige. 868 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,719 But the important thing is, 869 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:21,156 that I have no feelings for Florence. 870 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,246 Yes, that's the important thing, that you guys have no 871 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,050 romantic feelings for each other whatsoever... 872 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:28,163 for Scorpion's sake. 873 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,948 PATTY: Great. So, everything's settled? 874 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:30,992 When did you get here? 875 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,356 Been here awhile. I'm up to speed. 876 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:36,824 Hey... what the hell are you guys doing? 877 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,260 Get back in the dugout. 878 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:44,875 Hey, what are we doing here? 879 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,618 Oh, God! Relax. I've got the doors locked, 880 00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:51,099 but I'm not a psycho. Here. 881 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,927 Scroll the files. 882 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,407 Baseball's a game of statistics. 883 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,409 Look at my team's numbers. 884 00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,063 We've stopped a tsunami, nukes, 885 00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,673 saved over seven billion people, 886 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,283 and one puppy on a slow day. 887 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:03,851 DIRK: I saw this dog on the news. 888 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,940 Had one just like it when I was a kid. 889 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,246 It's a long story, 890 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:10,118 but we can't help people and pups in the future 891 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,599 if we lose this game. 892 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:13,643 Please. 893 00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:15,123 [sighs] 894 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,430 After a strikeout by a wizard, 895 00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:20,476 and a pop-up by the enchanting Ms. Dineen, 896 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,132 it all falls on the shoulders of Inmate Number 58432... 897 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:28,397 My future stepson Ralph. 898 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,313 I know you're scared, but I believe in you 100%. 899 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:33,117 Guys, we got Kyle Dirk, he's gonna give us one at bat. 900 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,143 Ralph, go hit the bench. 901 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,840 Whoa. I don't know what the hell 902 00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:39,147 Kyle Dirk is doing here, but he can't play. 903 00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,280 He's not a part of Scorpion. Yes, he is. 904 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:44,413 Read it and weep, chump. Let me see that. 905 00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:47,373 [sighs] "One-day contract. 906 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:50,854 Hired to get stuff off of high shelves." 907 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,422 I guess a contract's a contract, 908 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,338 so let's play ball and end this madness already. 909 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:59,167 One at bat. 910 00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:02,649 CARSON: Ridiculous. 911 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:05,434 You want technicalities? All right. 912 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,088 I'll give you technicalities. 913 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,370 HAPPY: All right, come on, Kyle, let's go. 914 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:09,438 [all cheering] 915 00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:18,360 Hit batsman, take your base.[catcher chuckles] 916 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,014 ANNOUNCER: Holy smoke![drops bat] 917 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,798 Carson out-thunk the geniuses. 918 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,235 Come on. CABE: Come on! 919 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,933 Well, I kidnapped someone for nothing. 920 00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:30,894 These people are nuts. 921 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,810 HAPPY: Hey, where are you going? 922 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:36,857 Well, looks like Kyle's going home. 923 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,598 Guess it's up to me. 924 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:40,295 So much on the line, 925 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,471 and your nose is buried in a book? 926 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,517 Strange. 927 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,259 It's... interesting. 928 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:50,436 [chuckles] I see. 929 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,698 Ow, ow, ow! 930 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:53,352 Ow, my leg, ow! 931 00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,744 That's your hamstring. 932 00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,224 See, I'm a real doctor. 933 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:57,791 PAIGE: Ralph, go pinch-run for Kyle. 934 00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:00,098 Walter, you're the last one on the bench. 935 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:02,361 You'll have to hit. 936 00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:12,197 ANNOUNCER: Team Scorpion's replaced Kyle Dirk with an eighth grader. 937 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,590 Not since the Red Sox traded Babe Ruth 938 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:17,637 for completion funds for musical No, No, Nanette 939 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,074 has there been such a fiasco trade. 940 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,294 Hey, you want me to come back up there? 941 00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:23,643 Kinda. 942 00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,993 Cecil, may I have a moment? 943 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,821 You got to put the tape on and play. 944 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:31,477 My leg is fine. You need this, Walter, 945 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,654 more than Cabe needs help with you carrying sports equipment. 946 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:37,135 When I found out that was your reason for not being here, 947 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,615 I surmised you were ducking the fight. 948 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:42,531 What was it that traumatized you, huh? 949 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:43,813 A dropped pop-up in grade school? 950 00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,752 A ball between your legs in Little League? 951 00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:48,146 [quietly]: I can't perform sports in front of others. 952 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,235 Especially Cabe. 953 00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,429 Childhood events affecting us 954 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:52,889 for the rest of our lives is tragic. 955 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:55,196 I'm not gonna let that happen to you, Walter. 956 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:59,026 The way to peace is through the fire. 957 00:36:00,419 --> 00:36:01,768 [Walter groans] 958 00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:03,572 CARSON: Come on, guys. Let's finish these guys off. 959 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,553 Embrace the experience. 960 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:07,948 UMPIRE: Let's go, batter up. 961 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:09,079 Walter... 962 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,691 I can see you're going through something, 963 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:14,215 but I have faith in you. 964 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:29,709 [sighs] 965 00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:32,015 It's almost certain I'll make an out. 966 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:34,298 If you're going for a pep talk, not the best way to start. 967 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:35,932 And we'll lose our government contract, 968 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,673 be back where we were four years ago, 969 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,458 installing routers in diners. 970 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,155 Not getting any better. 971 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,854 I'm glad we're all wearing the same shirts. 972 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:47,770 It shows we're a team. 973 00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:49,511 And you all pulled together 974 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,253 as a team to get us within one run. 975 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:55,387 And that's to save Scorpion. 976 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,781 We're all giving 100.75%. Except for Sly. 977 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:01,306 He's giving 100.70. 978 00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,222 I was wrong about the shares. I'm sorry. I'll rectify it. 979 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:07,877 Because... we're Team Scorpion. 980 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:10,053 I don't want our last day to be one where 981 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,708 we were at each other's throats. 982 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,275 I know we're about to lose everything, 983 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:18,714 but I want to say thank you for being my teammates. 984 00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,500 CATCHER: Save the speeches for later. 985 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,694 Damn allergies are killing me. 986 00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,000 I want to get off this field already! 987 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,809 Let's go! 988 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:28,550 MAN: Let's go, blue! 989 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:38,908 Seriously, hurry up! 990 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,695 PAIGE: Let's go, Walter. 991 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,653 ANNOUNCER: O'Brien heads to the plate. 992 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,307 The tension's thick as thieves. 993 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,091 CABE: You got this, Walt. Come on. 994 00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:50,790 [sputters] 995 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,574 Come on, man, you can't use that stuff. 996 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,663 The sap helps me grip the bat. 997 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,752 It's just like rosin, it's legal. Play ball. 998 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,754 [applause] 999 00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:00,365 HAPPY: Come on, Walt. 1000 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,411 Strike one. 1001 00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:05,084 MAN: Come on, let's get a move on. Come on. 1002 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:07,546 He's afraid to swing. TOBY: Maybe. 1003 00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:08,914 I think he's up to something. Look. 1004 00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:10,853 [sneezes] 1005 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:11,898 I got allergies. 1006 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,292 PAIGE: Here we go, Walter. 1007 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,858 [applause] 1008 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,904 UMPIRE: Strike two! 1009 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:20,428 Oh, man, am I really one strike away 1010 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,734 from going back to the diner? 1011 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,057 ANNOUNCER: Two strikes, two outs. 1012 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,780 Tying run on first. 1013 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:28,175 [blowing] Come on, man. 1014 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,438 We playing ball, or you making floral arrangements? 1015 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,092 Just checking wind current. 1016 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,877 [applause] 1017 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,881 [sneezes] 1018 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,274 Passed ball, batter can run. 1019 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,860 TOBY: All right, go, Walter! CARSON: Play's to first! 1020 00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,364 TOBY: Go, go, go, go, go! 1021 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:44,583 UMPIRE: Safe! 1022 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,934 [grunts] He totally planned that. 1023 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:49,892 Guess reading that rule book was not for naught. 1024 00:38:49,936 --> 00:38:52,068 ANNOUNCER: Homeland lets the winning run on first. 1025 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,637 Hey... remember all Carson put you through. 1026 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:58,858 Pretend his head is the ball and beat the snot out of it. 1027 00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:02,644 CARSON: We got the lead right now. Let's get this out. 1028 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,386 HAPPY: Come on, Cabe. 1029 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,954 ANNOUNCER: Now batting for Sylvester Dodd, 1030 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:11,131 a handsome gentleman with a great head of hair. 1031 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:15,396 [cheering] 1032 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,355 Ball one, outside. 1033 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:18,704 ANNOUNCER: 1-0, two outs. 1034 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:21,359 Bottom of the seventh. 1035 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,797 Ball two, outside. 1036 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,886 Time! Time! Cabe. 1037 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,889 There's fear markers all over this guy. 1038 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,412 He's scared to pitch to you, 1039 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,109 but intentional walks are illegal. 1040 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:34,894 He's just trying to make your free pass 1041 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:36,437 look like an accident so he can pitch to Patty, 1042 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,047 who's a great kid, but only thing she ever hit 1043 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,202 was a "shift" key. 1044 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,465 So, what do I do? 1045 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:42,815 Well, your ego got us into this mess. 1046 00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:45,078 How 'bout Carson's ego gets us out of it? 1047 00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:47,341 His friends and colleagues are all watching this. 1048 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,299 Why don't you provoke this guy? 1049 00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,518 [applause] 1050 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,998 HAPPY: Let him have it, Cabe. 1051 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,236 All right, Cabe, look alive. Let's go, Cabe! 1052 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,870 Hey, you gonna throw one near me, 1053 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,872 or are you too chicken? 1054 00:39:56,916 --> 00:40:00,049 UMPIRE: Play ball! Batter up. 1055 00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:03,966 Ball three. 1056 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,968 And no more fast-pitch. 1057 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,492 Was that his fast pitch? 1058 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:10,495 I've seen more heat off an Easy-Bake Oven. 1059 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:14,281 Come on, take me on like a man. 1060 00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,456 Or you gonna walk me? 1061 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,632 Let your guys see who you really are. 1062 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,982 [sniffs, clears throat] 1063 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,249 [cheering] 1064 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,469 ANNOUNCER: Brylcreem rips it down the line! 1065 00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:29,557 [all shouting] 1066 00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:32,255 Cut off! Cut off! 1067 00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,649 CARSON: Play's to home! 1068 00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,825 Home! SYLVESTER: He lost the ball. 1069 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,872 Walter, come on home! PAIGE: Go, Walter, go! 1070 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,569 [all cheering] 1071 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,658 Slide! 1072 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,443 You're out! 1073 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,357 [coughs] [laughs] 1074 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:50,622 You're out. You missed the plate. 1075 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,929 Yeah, but... you missed the ball. 1076 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:56,628 There we go. 1077 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:57,977 Safe! 1078 00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,196 ANNOUNCER: Do you believe in science? 1079 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,111 [all cheering] 1080 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:04,679 Scorpion wins! Scorpion wins! 1081 00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:06,855 Scorpion wins! 1082 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,248 [cheering, laughing] 1083 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,081 [whooping] 1084 00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:19,041 Hey, hey, you did it! You did it. 1085 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:20,584 I don't care if you want a separate bank account. 1086 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:21,928 If you want one, you can have one. 1087 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:23,282 No, I don't want a backup plan with you. 1088 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,526 I don't need one. Yes! 1089 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,050 [all cheering] 1090 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:30,313 ♪ 1091 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:33,882 ♪ One, two 1092 00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:35,667 ♪ One, two, three, four 1093 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,799 ♪ 1094 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,991 ♪ I want a numero uno 1095 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,602 ♪ 1096 00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:01,127 ♪ From Ernesto's Tacos 1097 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:05,653 ♪ Yeah, a numero uno 1098 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:08,961 ♪ From Ernesto's Tacos 1099 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,832 ♪ Yeah, yeah, ow, yeah 1100 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:13,095 ♪ 1101 00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:22,061 ♪ They got tacos, burritos 1102 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:24,019 Great game, guys. 1103 00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:26,805 TOBY: You know who did the least? Kyle Dirk. 1104 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:29,068 PAIGE: Right? Anyone can get hit by a pitch. 1105 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:31,287 HAPPY: Got to say, he kind of let me down. 1106 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:33,333 WALTER: We should join the league. 1107 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,117 CABE: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1108 00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:37,032 ♪ They call me Queso Blanco. 1109 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:39,208 Captioning sponsored by CBS. 1110 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:59,664 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org