1 00:00:00,485 --> 00:00:03,186 (Birds chirp) 2 00:00:03,188 --> 00:00:05,855 - Good Morning! - Hi, Twyla. 3 00:00:05,857 --> 00:00:08,858 - I hear congratulations are in order, Mrs. Rose. 4 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:11,294 - Thank you, dear, for what? 5 00:00:11,296 --> 00:00:13,263 - Oh, should I not say anything yet? 6 00:00:13,265 --> 00:00:15,598 - Well, you could say something, think of it as a clue. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,367 - Not say something about what? 8 00:00:17,369 --> 00:00:19,602 - Your wife's big announcement. 9 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:22,038 - Again dear, clue! 10 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,540 - You running for town council! - What, excuse me? 11 00:00:24,542 --> 00:00:26,409 - You're running for town council? 12 00:00:26,411 --> 00:00:28,411 - No, I'm not running for town council. 13 00:00:28,413 --> 00:00:31,180 - Oh, I must've misheard. 14 00:00:31,182 --> 00:00:32,949 Everyone was talking about you standing up to council 15 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:35,585 last week, so I just assumed-- 16 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:38,521 - Never assume, dear, It makes an ass out of both of us. 17 00:00:38,523 --> 00:00:40,890 - It's not that absurd an idea, Moira. 18 00:00:40,892 --> 00:00:43,393 You know, being on town council might give you an outlet 19 00:00:43,395 --> 00:00:45,595 to channel all that... 20 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:47,964 "passion" you have for this town. 21 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:50,333 - I'd sooner poke my eyes out with hat pins. 22 00:00:50,335 --> 00:00:52,235 - Well, that's subtle. 23 00:00:52,237 --> 00:00:55,505 - Well, I think you would make a great councilor. 24 00:00:55,507 --> 00:00:56,639 - Well, the right person might be able to get 25 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:59,175 a lot done around here. 26 00:00:59,177 --> 00:01:02,645 - The right person, John, wouldn't be caught dead in this, 27 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:05,815 they'd be running somewhere a little more... 28 00:01:05,817 --> 00:01:08,318 - What? - Moira... 29 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,820 - Okay, maybe I should say somewhere less... 30 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:12,922 - Less what? - What's the word I'm trying to think of? 31 00:01:12,924 --> 00:01:15,091 - Well, let's hope we don't find it, okay? 32 00:01:15,093 --> 00:01:17,193 Are we ready to order, councilor? 33 00:01:18,763 --> 00:01:20,630 - You go ahead. 34 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:25,101 ♪♪ 35 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,440 DAVID: Have you seen my black shoe? 36 00:01:30,442 --> 00:01:32,375 It's a lace up, probably lost in the sea 37 00:01:32,377 --> 00:01:34,210 of your dirty clothes? 38 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:35,745 - No. - Ugh! 39 00:01:37,582 --> 00:01:40,383 What is going on here?! 40 00:01:40,385 --> 00:01:42,952 Why are your clothes crammed under my bed? 41 00:01:42,954 --> 00:01:45,655 - It's just temporary storage, David. 42 00:01:47,592 --> 00:01:49,559 - Look at your things. 43 00:01:49,561 --> 00:01:51,461 Look at your life! 44 00:01:51,463 --> 00:01:53,563 - I have been distracted! 45 00:01:53,565 --> 00:01:56,366 - Why is this wet? Ewww! 46 00:01:56,368 --> 00:01:58,201 - Because I kicked over a glass of water 47 00:01:58,203 --> 00:01:59,702 that you left on the floor. 48 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:02,171 - I wasn't drinking water. 49 00:02:02,173 --> 00:02:04,574 - Okay, so maybe it was mine, what difference does it make? 50 00:02:04,576 --> 00:02:06,309 Ugh! - Oh my God! 51 00:02:06,311 --> 00:02:08,277 - Ugh! Anyway, I need the room tonight, 52 00:02:08,279 --> 00:02:11,347 because I'm having a friend over. 53 00:02:11,349 --> 00:02:13,316 - What friend? 54 00:02:13,318 --> 00:02:16,719 - Um Twyla, we're gonna have a fun little sleepover. 55 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:18,988 - Mhmm... You and Twyla? 56 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:21,591 - Yeah, we're gonna do face masks, 57 00:02:21,593 --> 00:02:23,192 and we're gonna talk about boys that we both know, 58 00:02:23,194 --> 00:02:25,061 and have dated. 59 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:27,463 - Um, have you spent more than five minutes 60 00:02:27,465 --> 00:02:28,731 with the girl, one on one? 61 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,501 She could be a serial killer. 62 00:02:31,503 --> 00:02:34,604 - Twy and I have tea together like, every day, David. 63 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:37,073 - That she serves you at the cafe. 64 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:42,111 - Because we're friends. 65 00:02:42,113 --> 00:02:45,081 - Oh... right. 66 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:49,118 Um, so then where is Twyla going to sleep tonight? 67 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,521 - Because I'd say she could stay under my bed, 68 00:02:51,523 --> 00:02:53,723 but your disgusting clothes are all stuffed under there, 69 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:56,592 So... just wondering, 70 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:59,629 where she'd... sleep! 71 00:02:59,631 --> 00:03:01,898 - Stop doing that with your face! - Hmm. 72 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:05,201 (Dog barking) 73 00:03:10,175 --> 00:03:13,342 - Bob, now that Ray's stepped down from council, 74 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:16,212 I gather his seat is up for grabs? 75 00:03:16,214 --> 00:03:18,714 - "His seat is up for grabs?" (Chuckles) 76 00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:20,817 I could say something pretty inappropriate right now. 77 00:03:20,819 --> 00:03:22,952 - Well, I'm hoping you don't. 78 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:25,354 - No, but I could, that's a real set up. 79 00:03:25,356 --> 00:03:27,857 - Yeah, yeah, but I was thinking, if his seat-- 80 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,892 - There you go again! 81 00:03:29,894 --> 00:03:32,995 - could be filled by someone with real experience... 82 00:03:32,997 --> 00:03:35,164 - Uh-huh. - You see, I played a significant role 83 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,433 in Gerald Caine's campaign. 84 00:03:37,435 --> 00:03:39,202 - Who's that? - Well, he won a seat in the legislature, 85 00:03:39,204 --> 00:03:41,737 and now he's a senator. 86 00:03:41,739 --> 00:03:43,706 - Yeah well, town council might be small potatoes 87 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,107 for a guy like that. 88 00:03:45,109 --> 00:03:47,443 - Well, not him, Bob. Me! 89 00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:49,579 I'm talking about me. 90 00:03:49,581 --> 00:03:51,914 See, I've worked on a number of campaigns, 91 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:54,884 and I was president of the Video Retailers Association. 92 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,019 - Sure, and uh... 93 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:59,455 it might be a nice change of pace from banging your head 94 00:03:59,457 --> 00:04:00,923 against the wall here every day. 95 00:04:00,925 --> 00:04:01,924 - Well, I'm not banging my head against the wall, 96 00:04:01,926 --> 00:04:03,793 but if I were to run, 97 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:06,162 I'd need support from people like you. 98 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:07,864 - Boy uh, so if you got this, 99 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:13,236 that would mean we'd work together here at the garage, 100 00:04:13,238 --> 00:04:15,605 and on council? 101 00:04:15,607 --> 00:04:17,940 If I didn't know any better, 102 00:04:17,942 --> 00:04:20,710 I might think you had a crush on me! (Chuckles) 103 00:04:20,712 --> 00:04:22,712 - Well, that's-- that's funny. 104 00:04:22,714 --> 00:04:24,914 - I'm only teasing. - Yeah, I know, I know. 105 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,049 - I don't mean to embarrass you. 106 00:04:27,051 --> 00:04:30,353 - I'm not embarrassed! - You have no reason to be embarrassed. 107 00:04:30,355 --> 00:04:32,321 You're a happily married man. - Oh my. 108 00:04:32,323 --> 00:04:34,557 - And so am I! - Okay, gotta go, Bob. 109 00:04:36,194 --> 00:04:37,660 (Music plays softly) 110 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,768 - Hey Twy, come sit! 111 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:48,838 - Oh, I'd love to, it's just I have a lot of tables right now. 112 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,741 - Okay, well um, maybe we can hang out after? 113 00:04:51,743 --> 00:04:52,742 I was thinking we could have a little ladies' night 114 00:04:52,744 --> 00:04:55,478 at my place. 115 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,580 - Just the two of us? - Yeah! 116 00:04:57,582 --> 00:04:59,649 Come by around eight. 117 00:04:59,651 --> 00:05:02,151 - I'm working tonight, but maybe this weekend? 118 00:05:02,153 --> 00:05:04,520 Or are you with Mutt on weekends? 119 00:05:04,522 --> 00:05:08,157 - Um no, because we broke up. 120 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:10,560 - I'm sorry to hear that. 121 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:12,995 Although, part of me is a little relieved. 122 00:05:12,997 --> 00:05:14,363 Since you did tell me to break up with him, 123 00:05:14,365 --> 00:05:16,599 and then you dated him... 124 00:05:16,601 --> 00:05:19,635 - That's so sweet of you, but I'm gonna be fine. 125 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:21,671 So how late do you have to work tonight? 126 00:05:21,673 --> 00:05:24,206 - Um, until people leave, I guess. 127 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,942 - And when do people leave? 128 00:05:25,944 --> 00:05:28,311 - I don't know, after people clear out. 129 00:05:28,313 --> 00:05:29,912 - Okay, well when everybody clears out, 130 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:33,482 you can just pop by. 131 00:05:33,484 --> 00:05:36,519 - You know, when I broke up with Mutt, 132 00:05:36,521 --> 00:05:39,155 I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild, 133 00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:42,458 and regroup, and I just, I think it's so important. 134 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:43,726 - Yeah, and I'm doing the same kind of thing right now. 135 00:05:43,728 --> 00:05:47,363 'Cause it's so important. 136 00:05:47,365 --> 00:05:49,999 - All right, good. 137 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,234 Because you know what they say, if you can't be by yourself, 138 00:05:52,236 --> 00:05:54,437 then you probably shouldn't be in a relationship. 139 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:56,105 - Mmhmm, I totally get that. 140 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:02,244 But call me if you happen to get off work early. 141 00:06:02,246 --> 00:06:05,181 Twy? Call me if you get off work early! 142 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:10,202 ♪♪ 143 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,571 - All right. (Laughs) 144 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,806 I know. I know! 145 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,908 - Hey, Roland. - Uh-huh. 146 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,311 All right, so one o'clock, then? All right, terrific. 147 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,780 Yeah, no, I look forward to catching up. 148 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,516 Great, yep, you too. Okay, all right. 149 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,852 Buh-bye! Sorry, Johnny. 150 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,788 I just had to reschedule my colonoscopy. 151 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:33,191 - Oh. Well, I just stopped by to pick up 152 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:36,962 a nomination form for town council. 153 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,831 - You know, I gotta hand it to you. 154 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,734 It takes a brave man to face defeat yet again, 155 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,936 when his ego is so battered and bruised. 156 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,005 - Well, I don't plan on losing, 157 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,307 but thank you for the vote of confidence. 158 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,376 - Johnny, nobody plans on losing. 159 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,311 But with all due respect, 160 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:57,015 this is a kind of a different playing field for you. 161 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,385 - Roland, I ran the second largest retail video chain 162 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,287 in North America, so... 163 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,655 - Well, that's good to hear, 164 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,457 so you're used to coming in second, huh? 165 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:08,393 - Could I get a nomination form, please?! 166 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,395 - Look I'm just trying to help you out here, okay? 167 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,197 I've been in politics for 18 years, 168 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,598 and let me tell you something, pal, 169 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,834 it ain't a cakewalk, okay?! Say goodbye to your privacy. 170 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,536 You walk into a restaurant, 171 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,004 everybody's gonna know who you are! 172 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,705 - Well, everyone knows everyone here, 173 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,374 because there's only one restaurant. 174 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:23,909 - I mean, just taking your boy for ice cream cone 175 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,111 can turn into a media circus. 176 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,480 - Well, your son is 30, and you never see him. 177 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,849 Could I get a form, Roland? Please? 178 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,585 - You know what? 179 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:36,221 I'll do you one better, I'll give you the form, 180 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,722 und your first signature. 181 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,427 - Oh, wow. - There you go, how 'bout that? 182 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,929 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 183 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,664 - You signed under "Date." 184 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,032 - Yeah, like that's going to make a difference. 185 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,066 - Okay. 186 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,571 - Rrrrrr! Come're, you! I'm thirsty! 187 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,977 - Exciting afternoon? 188 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,813 - Thrilling, can't you tell? - What are you doing tonight? 189 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,216 - Uh, I'm busy. - With what? 190 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,451 - I'm going out. - With who? 191 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,987 - Does it matter? - Where are you going? 192 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,689 - None of your business! 193 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,457 - Are you seeing someone? 194 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,194 - Not exactly. 195 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,697 - Okay, you're sounding very sketchy right now. 196 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,131 - I'm going to a bar to meet someone. 197 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:24,035 - Who?! - I don't know yet. 198 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,005 - Ohh... So she's going to a bar to get laid, then. 199 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,007 I see... - Uh no, 200 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,377 she is going to a bar to have her needs met 201 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,312 by some lovely gentleman she's yet to meet, 202 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,847 who is cute enough to sleep with, 203 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,651 but not nearly mature or stable enough to marry. 204 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,419 - I want that. 205 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,255 - Well, you can't come. 206 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:45,056 'Cause everyone will think we're together. 207 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,659 - Okay, I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit. 208 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,628 - I was being generous. 209 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,496 - No, We're gonna be each other's wing people tonight. 210 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,598 Um now, how diverse is the clientele 211 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,536 at this local drinkery? 212 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,638 - I would say very diverse. 213 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,274 - I can't remember what life was like before dating apps. 214 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:04,276 I'm both excited and terrified for tonight. 215 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,177 - I don't think I ever said you could come. 216 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,680 - Okay, so what time, though? And is there a dress code? 217 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,048 'Cause I just want to come prepared. 218 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,983 (Slams door) 219 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,752 - So that I can meet somebody. 220 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,854 (Makes popping sound) 221 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,257 I'm in Room 7 in case you need me. 222 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,959 See you later. 223 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,260 This is gonna be so fun for us. 224 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,301 - You know, it's uh... 225 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:32,003 It's a funny thing, 226 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,606 there seems to be a rumour going around about me. 227 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,408 - I heard that one, 228 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,342 it's only because you converse with women easily, 229 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,277 and you dress so well. 230 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,680 I wouldn't give it another thought. 231 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,356 - What? 232 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,050 - I'm sorry, which rumour are you talking about? 233 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,953 - The one about me running for council. 234 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,055 - No, that was about me, John. 235 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,290 You were with me when Twyla said that. 236 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,025 If this continues, I'll have to call a neurologist. 237 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,795 - No, this is another rumour, Moira. 238 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,998 A rumour about me running for council. 239 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,033 - From whom did you hear this one? 240 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,735 - Well, I-I don't know where it started, 241 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,638 but the gist of it is I'd be a shoo-in, 242 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,707 and could really get things done. 243 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,008 - Well, there's no question about it. 244 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,743 You'd be a godsend to council. 245 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,878 - Well, thank you sweetheart, I agree. 246 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,080 - But they'll never know about it, 247 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,915 because you have much bigger plans. 248 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,317 - Yes, I know, well... 249 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,820 - I see you go into the office every day, pistons firing, 250 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,722 you are full of ideas, 251 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,390 and you haven't told me what they are yet, 252 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,126 but I have every confidence that they are brilliant. 253 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:32,063 - Yeah, yeah... Well, who says I can't do both? 254 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,566 Moira, being on council could leverage our position 255 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:37,469 considerably in this town. - It's not worth it. 256 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,805 You saw me struggle to get those modest planters for the motel. 257 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,941 Trying to council to focus on the simplest thing 258 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,510 is like wrangling monkeys! 259 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,045 - Well, I can wrangle monkeys. 260 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,547 It's called running a business. 261 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,916 - Yes, you could, but you'd be wasting your talents on these people. 262 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,785 - Yeah well, that goes without saying. 263 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,787 Listen, I know it's a giant step down 264 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,489 from anything I've done in the past, but-- 265 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,358 - Exactly, it's beneath you. 266 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,827 - Well, I just... 267 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,130 worry that the people who were spreading this rumour 268 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,532 might be a little disappointed, that's all. 269 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,401 - Well, you can't worry about them. 270 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,802 (Kiss) 271 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,046 (Birds chirp) 272 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,315 - Hey! - Hey. 273 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,788 (Sighs contentedly) 274 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,827 - Are you waiting for someone? 275 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,330 - No, I'm just taking some "me time." 276 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,899 - Oh, okay... 277 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,170 I hope I'm not getting in the way of that. 278 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,638 - No, no, you're good. 279 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,245 So, Stevie... 280 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,881 you're a strong woman who's alone a lot. 281 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,917 Like, I know you dated David, 282 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,920 but everyone's allowed a mistake, am I right? 283 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,388 - You sound like my conscience. 284 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,823 - Is it hard for you? 285 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,626 - Uh, is what hard for me? 286 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,196 - Like, being by yourself here? 287 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,332 Like, you're just totally okay to sit here all day by yourself? 288 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,533 - That's why I took the job. 289 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,369 - Mmhm. Okay. 290 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,371 And while you're here, by yourself, 291 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,541 you never get this almost uncontrollable urge 292 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,011 to talk to people, or be complimented, or... 293 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,047 - I know everyone in this town, 294 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,751 so for the most part, I would rather be here by myself 295 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,619 than engage in meaningless conversation 296 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,288 with people I don't care about. 297 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,558 - Totally. 298 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,661 - Mmhm... And why is that? 299 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,131 - Because I enjoy my own company more. 300 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,600 - Of course. Of course. 301 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,805 Okay. 302 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,072 JOCELYN: Can I have everyone's attention, please? 303 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,109 If I could just- okay. Thanks, Jazzagals. 304 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,245 I just wanted to grab your ear for just a second, 305 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,714 to make a quick announcement. 306 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:06,651 I will not be at rehearsals for the next two weeks, because... 307 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,786 I have decided to throw my hat in the ring, 308 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,888 and run for council! 309 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,257 JAZZAGALS: (Gasps) Oh, Jocelyn! That's great! Oh my gosh! 310 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,793 (Applause) That's amazing! 311 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,528 - I'm currently running unopposed. 312 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:19,731 So that kinda takes away the excitement of winning, 313 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,901 you know, but still, I think it's gonna be a real hoot. 314 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,502 JAZZAGALS: That's so fun! Congratulations! Good going! Good for you! 315 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,571 - Thank you. 316 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,306 JAZZAGALS: That's awesome! That's great! 317 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,910 - So Jocelyn, good for you. Taking on a new little project. 318 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,945 - Thanks I'm really looking forward to it. 319 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,880 - You know what's funny, just this morning, 320 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,383 Twyla asked me if I was running for council. 321 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,752 - That is funny. 322 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,420 I mean, unless you're thinking of running. 323 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,622 - Mm, no. No, no. 324 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:48,193 Can you imagine? - No! (Laughs) 325 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,195 I mean, just because you've spent all your time 326 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,864 trying to sell the town and get outta here, so. 327 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,867 - Twyla dear, what was it this morning that made you say 328 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,503 I would make such a great councilwoman? 329 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,140 - Oh, I just heard you were running. 330 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,909 - Are you? - No! - I... 331 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,879 - She's not interested in politics! 332 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,882 - Although I can see why someone might think that. 333 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,483 I certainly know how to command a crowd, 334 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:16,187 and I've never been one to shy away from a good fight. 335 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,290 - I don't think it's such a bad idea for someone else to run. 336 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,627 A little healthy competition never hurt anyone. 337 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,630 - Yeah, a real election race could be fun! 338 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,966 - Absolutely, I mean, I wouldn't want anyone 339 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,567 to think that I was just stepping into this, 340 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,203 you know, because of Roland. 341 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,239 Yeah, I mean, if any of you townies 342 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,740 wanna put your name on the ballot, 343 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,709 I think that's just a great idea. 344 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,978 - That's the spirit. 345 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,114 If Jocelyn can do it, anyone can. 346 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,816 - Yeah. - Yeah. Places! 347 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,252 Don't you think? 348 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,521 - Hmm... On a scale of one 349 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,123 to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, 350 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,225 where do we see this look fall? 351 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,195 - Um, like, easy six. 352 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,631 - Okay. - Where are you going? 353 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:02,934 - I am going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town. 354 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,736 - And nobody invited me?! 355 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,070 You know how at home I am at sketchy bars! 356 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,572 Who are you going with? 357 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,807 - With Stevie, we're gonna meet some randoms. 358 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,944 So um, when I go missing, 359 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,246 just feel free to tell people that the last place I was seen 360 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,949 was at a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town meeting randoms. 361 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,550 - Okay well, this isn't fair, David. 362 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,953 I'm the one who should be at a sketchy bar meeting randoms. 363 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,688 I'm the one who should go missing! 364 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,957 - Well then, come! - (Sighs) I can't. 365 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,759 - Why? - Well, for one thing, 366 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,794 this mask doesn't come off for another twenty minutes. 367 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,563 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 368 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,300 And... second, I told myself that I would enjoy 369 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,469 my own company tonight. 370 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,772 - Okay um, well, we're going to a bar, 371 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,640 and you're on the rebound, so text me when you're dressed. 372 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,342 - I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. 373 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,077 Have fun, though. 374 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,012 Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair 375 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,114 with your hands duct taped together, 376 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,683 you can snap the duct tape 377 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,318 by just raising your hands over your head, 378 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,587 and then bringing them down really hard. 379 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,024 - Thanks. Um... see you there? 380 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,226 - I'm not coming. - (Scoffs) 381 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,294 (Door slams) 382 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,632 - I'm not coming. 383 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,735 (Sighs) 384 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,574 - Hi, Moira. How was rehearsal? 385 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,077 - It was quite an afternoon. Oh John, thank you. 386 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,312 - Listen, I just wanted to thank you 387 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,248 for what you said this morning. - And what's that? 388 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,752 - When we had our little talk about me running for council. 389 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,721 I have to admit I'd given it a little more thought 390 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,389 than I'd let on. 391 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,024 - Oh? - Yes. 392 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,593 I actually picked up a nomination form. 393 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,429 - Really John, I didn't realize. 394 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,832 - No, no, no, I'm glad you talked me out of it. 395 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,600 - Okay. - Yeah, because I thought about the job, 396 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,469 what it would entail, and you know, listen, 397 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,537 Roland drives me crazy when he's not even around, 398 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,072 but can you imagine? - No! 399 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,141 - Working with him every day? 400 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,777 - Huh! I'm laughing about it right now. 401 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:58,049 Did you know Jocelyn is running? 402 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,085 - No, oh my God! This gets better and better. 403 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:04,355 So the two of them on council together? 404 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,624 - Is there a more frightening thought? 405 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,093 They would have a virtual monopoly on this town. 406 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,728 - Well, don't they already? 407 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,765 - Exactly, I think someone needs to challenge them! 408 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,167 - Right! 409 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,803 So... what are you saying? 410 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,240 That I should run? - No. Nope. 411 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,708 - Because I did get five signatures 412 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,943 on my nomination form, and I-- 413 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,812 - No! No, no, no, John, you've got enough on your plate. 414 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,747 - Oh. - Whereas I... 415 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,350 have nothing but free time. 416 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,090 - I'm not exactly sure where this is going. 417 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,025 - John, you have the family to think about. 418 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,528 You're going to accomplish wonderfully big things. 419 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,864 Town council would just hold you back. 420 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,500 - But something tells me it will not be... 421 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,269 holding you back? 422 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,337 - It would be a few weeks of my time. 423 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,274 And you know, someone said it might be a nice project for me. 424 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,709 - And would that someone be you? 425 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,878 - Jocelyn practically begged me to take the bait! 426 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,182 - So you're running for council?! 427 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:08,052 - Looks like it. - Oh well, isn't that wonderful! 428 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,787 Isn't that wonderful! 429 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,090 Hey, that's really good news. 430 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,624 - I'm sorry, John, I just got swept up in it. 431 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,194 - No, no, listen as long as one of us is running, okay? 432 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,695 that's the important thing. 433 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,163 It doesn't matter which one of us is running. 434 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,698 I thought it would be me, 435 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,734 but then you talked me out of it! But that's okay! 436 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,970 - Please John, I'm going to need you every step of the way. 437 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,338 - And I'll be right behind you Moira, 438 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,006 supporting you, because... 439 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,808 you're the one running, and I'm not! 440 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,943 - How long are we going to be doing this? 441 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,579 - Oh, just a few more minutes, at least. 442 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,717 (Twangy blues song plays) 443 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,223 - It's not usually this dead. 444 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,926 It's like everybody saw you coming, and left. 445 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,061 - Is this really what our lives have become? 446 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,763 Sitting in some sad... 447 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,833 bar waiting to get laid? 448 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,568 - Well it's this, or the internet. 449 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,904 - Oh, I did have a match earlier. 450 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:03,441 Um who is... 79 miles away. 451 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,642 - Well, if you start walking now, 452 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,611 you'll get there before breakfast. 453 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,946 - Alexis is supposed to be meeting us here. 454 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,515 She said she wasn't coming, but this is a bar, 455 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:14,619 and she is single, so. 456 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,087 - Well, you should warn her that we are the only people 457 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,321 here under sixty. 458 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:25,530 - Yeah, it's not... not brimming with options. 459 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,631 - No. 460 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,036 (David takes a deep breath) 461 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:50,621 ♪♪ 462 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,990 - Nope. - No! 463 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,892 - No, it didn't feel right. - No, it didn't. 464 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,395 - Well, at least we tried. 465 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,096 - I agree. 466 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,039 Oh, uh, I notice that man is no longer sleeping 467 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,540 under the pool table. 468 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,245 - Well, I'm surprisingly good at pool. 469 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,380 So... - Hmm! 470 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,316 Wait a second, is this like a reverse hustle, 471 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,818 where you say you're good, but you're actually terrible? 472 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,854 - Um, I don't know. 473 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,556 - Do you wanna break? 474 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,558 - Um, from what? 475 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,593 - Oh, this is gonna be fun. 476 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,833 (Lock rattles) 477 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,134 (Sighs) 478 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,850 (Crickets chirp) 479 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,790 (Light footsteps) 480 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,373 ALEXIS: Don't, David. 481 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,507 I have nowhere else to put stuff.