1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:04,770 (Doors creak, thud) 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,673 - Well, how's that for timing! - What do you mean? 3 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,576 - We both stepped out exactly together. 4 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,544 - We didn't time this. 5 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,279 - I know we didn't time it. 6 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:17,049 - What's your point? - That is my point! 7 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,984 - We-we both stepped out, 8 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,953 and we didn't know the other person was stepping out, 9 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,788 at exactly the same time! 10 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,323 - Yeah, why are you yelling at me right now? 11 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,525 - Well, I'm just explaining the good timing of this, 12 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,293 when no explanation is needed. 13 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,863 It's just, it's the good timing, it's... 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:34,400 - Okay fine, I don't get it, but, whatever. 15 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,770 Oh my God, is that David? 16 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:39,705 (Car rumbles) 17 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,543 - Oh... 18 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,978 Oh, hey. 19 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,447 - David, where did you get this car? 20 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,315 - Oh, this car was paid for by my employer. 21 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,785 We felt I needed a more efficient way to get to work. 22 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:54,787 - So she bought you a car?! 23 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:57,189 - It's a rental. 24 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,891 Do you think I'd allow someone to buy that car for me? 25 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,592 - Well, this-this is so great. 26 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,261 - Thank God we have a car again! 27 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,997 - Um, very unclear on the "we" part of that sentence. 28 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:06,465 - Yeah, your brother's right, Alexis, 29 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,200 this is his car, not ours. 30 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,636 We don't have a car, and he does. 31 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,638 - Okay, are you okay? 32 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,307 - Yes, yes, I-I'm just happy 33 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,876 the Roses are moving up in the world. 34 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,878 - There's a button missing on your jacket. 35 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,980 - What? - Oh ew, you poor thing. 36 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:27,619 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:30,989 JOHNNY: Are those turkey sausages? 38 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,625 - Yes. 39 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,562 - Well, maybe, maybe I'll just sample one. 40 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,097 - Okay. 41 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,065 - Everything okay over here? 42 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,267 - Yes it is, Twyla. Just great. 43 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,470 If uh, if you could add this to our tab, 44 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,038 that would be wonderful. 45 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,574 - Add it to your tab. Yeah, um... 46 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,243 - What, is there a problem? 47 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,780 - Unfortunately, we can't put any more on your tab, Mr. Rose. 48 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,515 We have a limit as to how much you can charge on it 49 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,618 without actually making any effort to pay. 50 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,521 - Oh, I see. 51 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,790 - So, here's your bill. 52 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,359 - Okay, thank you. Just uh... 53 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,462 Leave this with me, Twyla, and I'll take care of it um... 54 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,031 this afternoon, or... tomorrow. 55 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,334 - This afternoon would be great. 56 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,870 - Well then, this afternoon it is! 57 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:20,372 And If not, then you know, tomorrow. 58 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,274 - Morning. 59 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,676 - Morning. Tomorrow morning. 60 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,678 Thank you! 61 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,349 ALEXIS: Um, what is going on? 62 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,217 - Oh, nothing, nothing. Nothing's going on. 63 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,520 It's just I've gotta move some money around, 64 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,989 make sure things are... liquid. 65 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,391 - How much trouble are we in? - Who said we're in trouble? 66 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,959 - I have dated enough Wall Street losers 67 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,962 to know that "making things liquid" is not a good thing! 68 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,864 - No, no, we're fine. We're fine, honey. 69 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:49,168 No, no, I just had to use my unemployment cheque this month 70 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:53,438 to pay for all the raw milk that "we" ordered. 71 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,374 - Okay... 72 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,043 Um, well like, what can I do? 73 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,412 - Just don't tell your mother, okay? 74 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,747 Or your brother, I mean, 75 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,582 they're too fragile to handle this. 76 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,451 And no one really needs to worry. 77 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:09,888 - Well, you might wanna tell that to your face. 78 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,596 (Birds chirp) 79 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,667 - Oh you are here, thank goodness! 80 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:25,337 Stevie, does this computer get internet access? 81 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,439 - It does. 82 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,442 - Please log on immediately. 83 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:35,414 - Okay... - Jocelyn has made allusions to certain... 84 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,016 sensitive photographs from my past. 85 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:41,153 - Uh, are you sure you don't want me to just leave you 86 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,654 to do this on your own? 87 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,089 - No, I can't type, 88 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,992 and I don't care to relive my days as a secretary. 89 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,860 - Oh... Okay. 90 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,629 Uh, just give me a minute, 91 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:54,366 because we're only one small step above dial up here. 92 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,602 - It's hardly surprising that Jocelyn 93 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,570 would suddenly uncover these in the middle 94 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,406 of a political campaign. 95 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:07,479 I suppose I just expected more from her. 96 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:11,416 - Okay, there's a bunch of you with O.J. Simpson. 97 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,487 And you with Robert Blake. 98 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,723 - "The Top Eleven Photographs of Moira Rose 99 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,891 with Future Murder Suspects." 100 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,394 Well, that's not what I'm looking for! 101 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,329 - Why were you in a paddle boat with Phil Spector? 102 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,198 - And doesn't he looks good? 103 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,467 That was the one time he let me play with his hair. 104 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,135 It was a sunny aft-- you know, 105 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,937 I shouldn't have to explain myself. 106 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,973 - Okay well, there's a bunch here that could qualify 107 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,542 as incriminating, so... 108 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,279 - Okay. 109 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:44,016 I did a series of very tasteful nudes 110 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:47,986 with Richard Avedon in the 70's. 111 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,255 - I see. Um... 112 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:53,058 This is really not in my job description so-- 113 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,726 - Why aren't they coming up? 114 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,495 What, do you have some kind of childproof lock 115 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,130 on this internet? 116 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,832 - Hm, nope, that would make my job very boring. 117 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,567 - Oh, keep scrolling, please. 118 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,638 ALEXIS: See David, this is what happens when you wash your face 119 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,041 with a bar of motel hand soap! 120 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:11,576 - It's a zit. People get zits. 121 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,680 I mean, I've always had clean, radiant skin, 122 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,081 but I'm an anomaly. 123 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,516 - It's not a zit, David. 124 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:20,085 I think it's just my anxiety clogging up my pores. 125 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,154 - And forming zits. 126 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,823 - Oh! Ohhh my God, no! 127 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,526 - What is going on with you?! - I need to save this! 128 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,728 - Wait, you're gonna put that on your face, 129 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,129 after it's been on the floor? 130 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,564 I don't even wear good socks in here! 131 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,066 - Okay, there are things going on right now 132 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,701 that you don't know about. 133 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:36,339 - Like what? 134 00:05:36,365 --> 00:05:38,637 - Like things I that can't talk about, okay?! 135 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,539 - I know about your dandruff shampoo. 136 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,973 - That is preventative, 137 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,408 and that is not what I'm talking about! 138 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,244 MOIRA: David! David, please! 139 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,679 ALEXIS: Hey! Wait, can you help me please? 140 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,314 - No, I can't help you! - Can you help me please?! 141 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:52,651 - No! MOIRA: David, it's urgent! 142 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,020 - What is it? 143 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,722 (Groans) 144 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,991 - Darling, I'm afraid you and I have arrived 145 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:04,830 at an awkward moment in our parent/child relationship. 146 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,632 - I'd argue that moment happens daily. 147 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:11,336 - It seems that there are some nude photographs of me 148 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,704 on the internet-- - Oh! 149 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,973 - and I would like you to search for them. 150 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,675 - That's a real quick no. 151 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,311 Um, you can ask literally anyone else. 152 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:20,979 - No, I tried to ask Stevie, 153 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,048 but her computer is several years old, 154 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,484 and apparently quite prudish. 155 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,486 If someone has to find naked pictures of me, 156 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,288 better you than a stranger in a storm cellar! 157 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,357 - Is it though? - What's going on? 158 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,926 - There are nude photos of me all over the internet. 159 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,229 - Um, are you sure you're not thinking of mine? 160 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,531 - Nothing's coming up. 161 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,833 - What search words did you use? 162 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,136 - Uh, your name, and "nude." 163 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:45,937 Three words I thought I'd only have to type 164 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,973 if I was held at gunpoint. 165 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:51,443 - Okay, try "effervescence." 166 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:54,279 No, I'm sorry, "small umbrella." 167 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:57,349 (Keys click) No wait, "Siamese Eels." 168 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,020 (Keys click slowly) 169 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,922 ALEXIS: Oh... okay, no. There was nothing. 170 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,225 - I don't see anything. - You don't understand, we must find them, 171 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,428 so we can then get rid of them! 172 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,663 Honestly! 173 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:15,100 can no one find nude photos of me on the internet?! 174 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:20,505 ♪ ♪ 175 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,307 (Door creaks opens) 176 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,276 - Hey! - Hey! 177 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,745 Um, could I have like, a glass of water, 178 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,747 Or if there's a tap outside, or like, a hose. 179 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,616 - I can get you a tea. - Thanks, Twy. 180 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,655 - Between you and me, 181 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,924 I know how hard it can be to pay off debt. 182 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,659 My uncle Ken only has three fingers now, 183 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,627 which is too bad, because he's deaf, 184 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,163 and he only speaks using sign language, but... 185 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,866 he made his choices. - Mhmm... 186 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,468 (Door bell jingles) 187 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,338 TED: The amount of times that I run into you in this place 188 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,341 is like, out of a romantic comedy. 189 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,810 - I'm sorry, what? 190 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,812 - Is everything okay? - Um... 191 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,581 Yeah, totally. 192 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,249 I mean, I have a pimple because I washed my face 193 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,651 with dirty hand soap, but, no biggie. 194 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,753 (Giggles) Yeah, just don't look at it. 195 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,755 Thanks. 196 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,624 - One tea, on the house. 197 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,860 - Thanks, Twy. - No smoothie today? 198 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:18,163 - No, not today, I um, I forgot my purse at home. 199 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,698 - Oh well, if you want a smoothie, 200 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,132 I can get you a smoothie. 201 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,501 - No, no, no, no, don't worry, 202 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,903 because then I would have to pay you back, 203 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,371 which is gonna be hard because my entire family is broke, 204 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,440 and we can't afford to eat right now, so. 205 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,141 - Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. 206 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,710 - Mhmm, me too. 207 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:37,015 - Well hey, I don't know 208 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,550 if this is something you'd be interested in, 209 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,919 but my secretary just quit, 210 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,188 and if you need the cash... 211 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,491 - That's so sweet, but I would be uncomfortable 212 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,493 accepting free money. 213 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,762 - No, no, you'd be working. 214 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,198 Doing her job, and I would pay you for it. 215 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,700 - Oh! 216 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:59,371 But there would be animals around all the time? 217 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,839 - That is generally what one can expect 218 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:04,242 when working at a vet clinic, yes. 219 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,644 - Hmm! 220 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,913 (Car rumbles) 221 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,750 - Well, thanks for the ride. 222 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,652 - We've really been taking advantage of those rides, 223 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,921 haven't we? 224 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:19,624 - You know, I never thought I'd be in this situation. 225 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,994 Getting a ride home from work by my son. 226 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:27,599 - That's the situation you never thought you'd be in? 227 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,502 Um... I need to go to Elmdale, so-- 228 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,270 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Working man! 229 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,672 - Yes. - Busy busy. 230 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,240 - Mhmm. 231 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,312 - You know it's funny, 232 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:43,148 It didn't seem that long ago that you were relying on me for everything. 233 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,550 Like when you were taking your harpsichord lessons, 234 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,119 and I would drive you. - I was seven. 235 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,121 - All the lessons that I paid for, 236 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,457 and schooling-- - Okay, What is happening here? 237 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,926 - Nothing, nothing, I'm having a little chat with my son, 238 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,328 that's all, do I have to pay for that? 239 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,763 Last I heard, you didn't have to pay-- 240 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,066 - You and Alexis, I've been getting some very weird vibes. 241 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,500 - What did Alexis say? What did she say?! 242 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,169 - Well, she- she didn't say anything. 243 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,004 Should she have said something? - No, no. 244 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,506 - What is going on?! - It's... 245 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,979 I've over extended a little bit this month. 246 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:17,282 Financially, I-I could use some gap financing, 247 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,284 that's all. 248 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,952 - Well, should I be concerned? 249 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,288 - No, no. - Well, how bad is it? 250 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,390 - It's pretty bad, it's pretty bad, 251 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,959 and you know, this is so awkward for a father 252 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,362 to come to a son for money. - Well, believe it or not, 253 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:31,963 this is actually not the most awkward 254 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:36,534 parent/son request I've gotten today, so... 255 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:41,706 If you need money, I can give you money. 256 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,412 - Well, thank you, David. 257 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,681 - So... 258 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,617 Oh my God! What are you doing? 259 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,020 - Well, I was trying to give you a hug. 260 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,755 - I-I get the gesture. - I should've undone the seatbelt. 261 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,556 - Okay, well then, let's just leave it at a gesture. 262 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,225 - Okay, let's just leave it. - Um yeah, let's leave it. 263 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,359 - High five, son. - Uh well, okay, okay. - All right, okay. 264 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,565 ALEXIS: So I've been thinking about your job posting, 265 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,201 and I have decided that I am interested. 266 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,736 - Great! 267 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,405 - But I would like to interview for it. 268 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,806 Just like everybody else. 269 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,441 - Are you sure about that? 270 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,942 Because I already offered you the job. 271 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,445 - No I know, I just, I don't want any special treatment. 272 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,747 And it's really important to me 273 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,516 that I feel like I really earned this. 274 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,452 - Okay, uh, have a seat. 275 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,120 - Okay. 276 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,358 Okay... 277 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,095 - Ahem! 278 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,130 Okay! So... 279 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,132 - Just... a second. 280 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,104 Okay. - Okay. 281 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,007 Have you ever worked as a receptionist before? 282 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,408 - That would be a no, 283 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,610 But I have dealt with a lot of receptionists before, 284 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,946 and so I feel like I have the right temperament for it. 285 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,182 - Okay, and how are your typing skills? 286 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,551 - Well, you've seen me text. 287 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,888 - Mhmm... And how are you at spreadsheets? 288 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,390 - Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there. 289 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,158 I'm loving this Q and A, 290 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,127 but I think what's important right now, 291 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,529 is my positive attitude. 292 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,131 And I don't wanna brag, 293 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:17,535 but "Us Weekly" once described me as "up for anything." 294 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,904 So... - O-kay. 295 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,740 Yeah, great. 296 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,542 Well, I think that's all the information that I need for now, 297 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,479 So thank you very much for your time, 298 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,347 and I will be in touch. 299 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,450 - Thank you very much for your time. 300 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,186 Did I get the job? - Yeah, yes. You got the job. 301 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,322 - Okay! Okay. 302 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,723 You're a really good actor. 303 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,158 - (Laughs) Thanks. 304 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,559 - You're welcome. 305 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:50,101 MOIRA: Stevie, I knew I could trust you to find them. 306 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,469 STEVIE: The only thing is, if you want me to print it, 307 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,738 our printer's not working. 308 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,373 - Oh dear. 309 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,642 - Yeah, all those online perverts should be put 310 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,844 in a paddle boat, and sent out to sea. 311 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,147 - No, that's not me. 312 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,548 - That's your face. 313 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,683 - Yes, it's my character from "Sunrise Bay," 314 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,286 but it's been put on the body of what I can only assume 315 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,622 is an Indonesian lady boy. 316 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,557 - Ohhh! 317 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,760 - I thought maybe you just had a tan. 318 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,896 - So this is it. 319 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,597 - Yeah, I think so. 320 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,699 Um, I would really rather not dive any deeper. 321 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,301 - No, it's not necessary. 322 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,236 - Because I ended up in some really scary, dark places 323 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:29,374 of the internet that I would rather not revisit, so... 324 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:33,845 - I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret. 325 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,413 It's a new feeling for me, 326 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,683 and I don't find it at all pleasurable. 327 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,986 - You regret that embarrassing photos of you aren't online? 328 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,323 - No, I regret that they're lost. 329 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:49,761 They were the one perfect memorial to who I once was. 330 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,999 And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae, 331 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,169 and callipygian ass, while I had them. 332 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,138 - If you're talking about your body, uh... 333 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,007 I think you still look amazing. 334 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,679 - Then allow me to offer you some advice. 335 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,616 Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. 336 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,754 You may currently think, "oh, I'm too spooky." 337 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,958 Or, "nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." 338 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,661 But believe me, one day you will look at those photos, 339 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,763 with much kinder eyes and say, 340 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:29,767 "dear God, I was a beautiful thing!" 341 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,470 - Will I? - Mhmm. 342 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,476 - Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the internet. 343 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,179 Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day 344 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:45,183 and tragically, they won't be there. 345 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,653 - Okay, so how much money do you need? 346 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,054 And please keep in mind that 347 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,823 I had a negative balance in there last week. 348 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,591 - Yeah, whatever you can spare. 349 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,328 You know, a couple hundred, Three... 350 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:57,837 Four-- 351 00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,864 - Okay, how much do you actually need, though? 352 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,134 - $560.00 353 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,803 - So my entire paycheque, then. 354 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,640 Okay. 355 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,243 - What just happened? - I don't know. 356 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,212 - It says there's an error with your PIN. 357 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,180 - I can see that! I can see that! - All right. 358 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,548 - All right, calm down, calm down. - I can see that! 359 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,083 - You only get a few chances here. 360 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,718 - I just must've typed in the PIN number wrong. 361 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,587 - It's actually just "PIN," you don't have to say, 362 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,433 "PIN number," that's redundant. 363 00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:24,822 - Okay, okay, wow, are you doing this right now?! 364 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,591 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead. 365 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,693 (Buttons beep) 366 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,528 (Whirs) 367 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,896 - What is going on?! 368 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,698 - All right, first of all, just stop for one second, 369 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,833 because you've only got one more chance at this, all right? 370 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,535 So focus on the numbers! 371 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,970 - I know my number! 372 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,339 It's the same PIN number that I've had for years! 373 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,774 - The same "PIN!" 374 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,709 - Okay, can you just take a- take a big step! 375 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,535 Thank you so much! 376 00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:47,178 - All right, remember, this is your last chance! 377 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,546 - Arghhh! 378 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,915 (Button beep) 379 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,283 (Machine beeps) 380 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,319 - What just happened? - Well, it ate my card. 381 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,087 - Well, press eject! - There's no eject on this machine! 382 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,023 - Well, what this? There's eject. 383 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,498 - That's "cancel," that doesn't do anything! 384 00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:00,491 - All right, press the green one! 385 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,226 - I'm pressing "cancel," okay, nothing happens! 386 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,995 - Well, press something else! - What do you want me to do?! 387 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,762 - Get the card back! - We can't get the card back! - Why? 388 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,631 (Tapping) 389 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,168 - Wow! 390 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,669 - So I was able to retrieve it, 391 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,338 and it looks like this is a new card. 392 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,139 - Thank you, yeah, it is a new card. 393 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,574 - Did you use the proper PIN? 394 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,343 - Yeah, that's what I asked him. 395 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,911 - Of course I used the proper PIN. 396 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,547 - I know my PIN number, it's my birthday. 397 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,349 - Happy Birthday! 398 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,117 - No, the PIN number is my birthday. 399 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,518 - He keeps saying PIN number. 400 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,687 - Did you start with the temporary PIN that we sent you? 401 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,122 - What? What temporary PIN? 402 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,658 - Ah, see? - No "see!" 403 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,159 - None of that, listen! 404 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,996 I phoned someone here, a teller, I think, 405 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,432 who told me that I didn't need a temporary PIN number! 406 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,900 - Oh, which teller? 407 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,902 Because it's only me and Carol here. 408 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,073 - It was a while ago. 409 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,209 - It says the account was opened last week. 410 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,011 - Okay, I just need to take out some money for my dad. 411 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,047 Um, because my family is in debt. 412 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,750 So if you could help me help him, 413 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,220 that would be a wonderful thing. 414 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,489 - Of course, I just need you to pick a new PIN. 415 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,457 - Okay. 416 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,260 It's 7-2-8-3. 417 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,162 - Sir, you just said your PIN out loud. 418 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,830 So I suggest you pick another one. 419 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,333 - What about my birthday? - No! 420 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,668 - It's easy. - It's not easy. 421 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,937 - Nothing's easy about this. 422 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,040 (Sighs) Okay, where--what? 423 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,911 - I never saw myself having like, a normal job. 424 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,514 But I think it's gonna be kinda nice to make money and stuff, 425 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,183 and like, help out a bit more. 426 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,352 - You're working for your ex. 427 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,354 - David, Ted wouldn'tve hired me 428 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,989 if he thought it was a bad idea! 429 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,391 - Ted also proposed to you twice, 430 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,326 so I'd say Ted's decision making skills 431 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,728 are a little suspect. 432 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,163 - Okay, well I will have you know 433 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,864 that I went through the same interview process 434 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,399 as everybody else. 435 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,069 He asked me several questions, most of which I answered. 436 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,703 - Oh my God! 437 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,307 - Well kids, you'll never guess what I just found outside. 438 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,975 My button! (Laughs) 439 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,612 Things are looking up! 440 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:06,384 ALEXIS: I have something for you. 441 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,287 - Oh, Alexis, you didn't have to do this. 442 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,922 - Open it. 443 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,924 - Oh, honey. 444 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,495 - "My deepest condolences?" 445 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,468 "I know things have been tough lately, 446 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,971 but I'm here for you, and hope this helps. 447 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,308 Love, Alexis." 448 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,479 (Card and envelope rustle) 449 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,250 Was there supposed to be something in here? 450 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,586 - In where? 451 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,588 - In the card? 452 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,423 - What do you mean? 453 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,725 - Oh, it's just the card. 454 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,128 - Yeah, I thought you could use some support. 455 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,563 So... - Ohhh! 456 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,866 (Alexis giggles) - Wow! 457 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,934 That was really beautiful. 458 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,704 And very generous. 459 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,640 - Thank you. - Both my kids are generous. 460 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,376 And I'm one very grateful dad. 461 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,045 Very grateful. 462 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,448 Awww! 463 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,883 Bring it in, big guy. 464 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,751 - Yeah, I don't know if that's something I wanna do right now. 465 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,586 - David, Dad's poor right now! 466 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,954 - He's not poor anymore! 467 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,190 Because someone gave him more than a cheap card! 468 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,527 - Okay, okay, that's enough. - Okay. Oh. 469 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,531 MOIRA: What's-what's this about? 470 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,467 - I was just uh... hugging my kids. 471 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,604 - Why? 472 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,506 - I found my button. - Alexis got a job. 473 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,974 - Alexis got a job! - Yeah. 474 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,545 - Alexis? Oh, how wonderful! - Yeah! 475 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,214 - Wow Alexis, look at you! 476 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:47,552 Just starting out on a shiny new future! 477 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,558 - Whew! Okay, good night, kids. 478 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,959 - I'm gonna get changed. 479 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,128 - Okay, sure. 480 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,236 - You know, all things considered, Moira, 481 00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,772 I'd say we have a couple of pretty great kids. 482 00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:09,175 - Mhmm. 483 00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:10,743 They say it's through our children that we stay young. 484 00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:14,046 But I haven't seen much effort on their part. 485 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:17,650 - You're still thinking about those photos. 486 00:20:17,652 --> 00:20:19,351 - Oh, I can't help it, John. 487 00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,854 The last traces of my juvenescence vanished 488 00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:23,255 into thin air. 489 00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:26,926 - Well, perhaps they're not the last traces. 490 00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:30,296 - What does that mean? 491 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,065 - Why don't you look in my folio? 492 00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,172 Inside pocket. 493 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:45,811 - (Gasps) Oh, you dirty dog! 494 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,780 - Well, what can I say? 495 00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:50,683 - When did you take this? 496 00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:52,852 - Greece, 1987. 497 00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:55,221 - Oh, I loved those earrings. 498 00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:58,290 And that skin. 499 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,493 And that hair. 500 00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:01,994 - I'm no Avedon honey, 501 00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:05,364 but I would say you still look pretty spectacular. 502 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:09,535 - And that's all that counts. 503 00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,070 (Kiss) 504 00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:19,078 Now how do I get this on the internet? John!