1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,835 (Bird chirps, door opens, bell jingles) 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,536 - John! - Oh, I was starting to think-- 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,038 - I've been hijacked. 4 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,175 - What? - My campaign has been hijacked. 5 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,177 Oh, I need some tea. Twyla? 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,579 - What's going on? 7 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,881 - Tea? - No thank you. 8 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:19,051 - Ugh! My campaign signs have gone missing. 9 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,819 - What? - You had election signs? 10 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,756 - Yes! All of them! Gone! - Wow. 11 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:25,891 Maybe people were mowing their lawns. 12 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,493 - Well, it's probably just kids. 13 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:30,596 - What if there's a more sinister explanation? 14 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,432 - Oh, like the wind. 15 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,501 - I was wondering if there's someone who's thinking, 16 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,137 "Oh, this woman may not have many signs, 17 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:41,340 but she has myriad qualities worth voting for. 18 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:44,076 I must stop her!" 19 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:46,111 - So you think the signs were stolen? 20 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:48,414 - Stolen? Ew! 21 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,848 Is that what you think happened? 22 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,917 - Well, isn't that what you were implying? 23 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,420 - Who would do that? - Well, I don't know. It's dirty pool. 24 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,488 You can't sabotage someone's campaign 25 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,890 and take their signs. 26 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,359 - Please, please, everyone calm down! 27 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:03,762 Well, I suppose if there's a silver lining in all this, 28 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,631 it's that... 29 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,033 someone is imitated enough into thinking 30 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,302 that I might be affecting this town's 31 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,572 long-established voting patterns. 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:24,283 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,186 (Tapping) 34 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,421 (Cars rumble, tapping) 35 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,562 JOHNNY: Oh good. Good. 36 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,564 Now the playing field is more fair. 37 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,567 Yeah, I was worried Jocelyn didn't have enough signs up. 38 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,635 - Ah. You and me both, pal, 39 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,305 but, luckily, I'm a step ahead of ya. 40 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,474 - Okay, Enough with the signs, Roland. 41 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,875 It was overkill a week ago. 42 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,343 - Well, I don't know about you, Johnny, 43 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:55,047 but I would like my little lady to win this campaign. 44 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,748 - Oh! Well, funny you should mention, 45 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:01,253 because my little lady had all of her lawn signs disappear. 46 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,222 - Oh. Moira had lawn signs? 47 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,090 - She had a few. 48 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,859 Now she has none. 49 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:10,028 - Wait. Are you saying that I had something-- 50 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,930 - I'm not pointing any fingers, - Uh-huh. 51 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,066 - But if I find out you had anything to do with this, 52 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,701 even though you're acting like you don't-- 53 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:18,470 - Well, if I find out that you're accusing me 54 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,005 of doing something I didn't do, 55 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,407 then I'm going to accuse you of making false accusations. 56 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:25,344 - Fine. But if you're denying doing something 57 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,879 you might have done 58 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:30,182 and making me feel guilty... 59 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,719 for accusing you of something you claim you didn't do-- 60 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,755 - Ooh, is that a threat? 61 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:37,804 - I think so. 62 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:41,994 - Because I don't wanna tell you how I respond to threats. 63 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,263 - And I don't wanna tell you how I respond 64 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,999 to illegal political activity. 65 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,500 - Okay, fine, then don't. 66 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,502 - Fine, I won't. 67 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,040 Maybe. 68 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:59,011 - Oh dear God. Yes. 69 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,514 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 70 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,618 Well then, take it out of my savings account. 71 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,687 Well, what about the air miles? 72 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,557 Can you put some of them towards the electricity bill? 73 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:15,327 - Okay, this signage, is not really on brand. 74 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,296 - It's not ridiculous. 75 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,831 Well, I'm not having this conversation either. 76 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,267 (Phone clicks) - Is everything okay? 77 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,703 - David, to be honest, 78 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,640 I'm having a little trouble financially 79 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,776 and I'm gonna have to let you go. 80 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,645 - What? - It seems I have overshot my budget 81 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,615 with the changes you've been implementing. 82 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,318 Which is not your fault. 83 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:44,056 You were my mistake, which I take full credit for. 84 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,091 - Okay, I thought you were liking 85 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,492 the changes I was making. 86 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,361 We just sold another poncho yesterday. 87 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:52,130 - I still can't believe we even sold one. 88 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:55,500 But that's not gonna help me when I am down to a Costco card 89 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,436 and a zoo membership. 90 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,471 - Okay. Well, is there anything I can do? 91 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,907 - No, you've done enough already. 92 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:05,577 Fortunately, I have gotten some good news. 93 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:09,348 Apparently there is a Blouse Barn in Australia 94 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:13,452 and they are gonna pay me to use their name here. 95 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,488 Can you believe it? 96 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,991 - That there's another store called Blouse Barn? No. 97 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:21,560 - No, it's an entire chain. 98 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,929 They're expanding into North America 99 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,732 and they are gonna pay me $10,000 100 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:31,103 just to cover the costs of renaming the store. 101 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:33,171 - Okay, so they're buying the name from you? 102 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,274 - Well, it's more of a gesture actually. 103 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:39,878 Apparently, I have been using the name without their permission. 104 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,914 - Okay, so this company is giving you $10,000 as a gesture... 105 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,851 - And to think I almost called this place "Blouse House." 106 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,786 - Something seems really sketchy about this 107 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,187 and I'm not just saying that 108 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,256 because I have a hard time with Australians. 109 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:53,292 Lotta drunks. - Well, it's already happening. 110 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,726 They're coming in this week, 111 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,762 they're bringing the paperwork... 112 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,196 - As your Brand Manager, 113 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,265 I feel like I need to be at that meeting. 114 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,701 - I don't know... 115 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,303 - At least let me talk to a few people before you decide. 116 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,737 If there's one thing I've learned from The Good Wife, 117 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,173 it's never accept a first offer. 118 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,475 I... I'm gonna just... do that. - Oh. 119 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,079 (Brush bristles swish) 120 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,652 - I have a question. - Yes, your cologne is too strong. 121 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,288 - Okay, I just put it on 122 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,557 and it needs to breathe a bit, so... 123 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,393 I... came in here to ask 124 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:33,665 whether you knew anything about trademarking store names? 125 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,100 - Yeah. We had to deal with that 126 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,269 from time to time at Rose Video. 127 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:42,374 - Uh-huh. And did anyone ever ask you to stop using the name? 128 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,511 - No, but we went after other people for using it. 129 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:50,248 I remember a-a "Rosie's Video" in Sao Paolo. 130 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,950 That was a fun shakedown. 131 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:55,387 - Mm-hmm. Okay, well, say you owned Blouse Barn. 132 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,823 - Well, first of all, I'd never get into the clothing business 133 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,458 'cause the margins are terrible-- 134 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,992 - Okay, let's pretend for a sec. 135 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:05,397 And someone was offering you $10,000 to stop using the name 136 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:08,066 because there's another Blouse Barn in Australia 137 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,835 and they need the name. 138 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,438 - $10,000 to stop using the name "Blouse Barn?" 139 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,207 - That's correct. - I would take that in a second. 140 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,609 It's a terrible name. 141 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,543 - Okay, but that's not-- - Now at least with "Rose Video," 142 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,145 it said what it was, 143 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,547 and the logo looked great on a golf shirt. 144 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,583 - Yeah, I'm just thinking if it's a big chain 145 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,218 and they want the name, 146 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:29,421 surely you should be able to get more for it. 147 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,590 - Yeah, but is worth going to court to fight it? 148 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,392 - Oh, I don't think Wendy can afford that. 149 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,127 She can't even afford me anymore, so... 150 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:37,696 - Wait a minute. You were fired? 151 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,598 - Technically, I would say 152 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,334 I'm in a transition phase at the moment. 153 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:43,835 - This is terrible news. 154 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,937 I thought you were turning that store around. 155 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,240 All those big purchases, all that spending-- 156 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,242 - Okay, let's just focus on the big picture, 157 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,711 which is helping the store. 158 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,212 - Well, if you wanna help the store, 159 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,581 I would tell your boss to take the deal. 160 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,251 And then you and I are gonna sit down, update your resume, 161 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,153 and get you back into the workforce. 162 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,255 - Okay. Well, thank you so much for this. 163 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:07,926 Um, it was entirely unhelpful, but thank you nevertheless. 164 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,629 - Well... anytime, son. 165 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,833 MOIRA: Oh, it's just so violating. 166 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,936 How can one sleep knowing our streets are laden with thieves? 167 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,571 RONNIE: Well, I don't know about laden. 168 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,207 I had a newspaper stolen once. 169 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,843 - Two days ago, we had someone break our window. 170 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,278 They didn't take anything, 171 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,280 but they left a dead bird inside. 172 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,916 - That's kind of like my aunt. 173 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,018 She has a ghost in her house that keeps leaving dimes everywhere. 174 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,686 - Look what's happened to us. 175 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:38,924 These sign bandits have clearly created a culture of fear. 176 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,325 - If it helps at all, I'd be happy 177 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,060 to put one of your signs on my lawn. 178 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,596 Th-that is if Jocelyn doesn't mind. 179 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,265 - Oh no, I'd put one on my lawn 180 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,034 if I wasn't worried about winning. 181 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,735 (Laughs nervously) 182 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:53,205 I hope you know that I don't stand for dirty politics, Moira. 183 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:55,140 - Oh no, you mustn't beat yourself up. 184 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,275 You have your own signs to worry about. 185 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,277 All two hundred of them. 186 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:06,151 - Well... we're here to sing, aren't we? So... let's sing! 187 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,587 - Well said! Let us focus on tomorrow's show 188 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,889 and not fan the flames of this provocative scandal 189 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,290 any more than is necessary. 190 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,292 Sing ladies... if you can. 191 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,163 (Low hum of chatter) RONNIE: Let's do this. 192 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,031 (Door opens and closes) 193 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,833 - Hey. 194 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,902 (Gasps) What're you shopping for? 195 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,337 - I'm not shopping. 196 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,405 - Okay, well, I'm seeing a lot of women's tops, 197 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,241 so if there's a minimum amount for free shipping 198 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,709 can let me know before you order? 199 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,111 Okay, yeah, no, I'm... I'm actually doing work, so. 200 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,547 - Mm... Dad said that you got fired. 201 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,649 - I wasn't fired. 202 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,452 I'm... actually working so that I can stay employed. 203 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:42,087 I have a big meeting with some lawyers 204 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,455 and I'm trying to make sure 205 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,357 they're not taking advantage of Wendy. 206 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,858 Poor thing is a hot mess. 207 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,761 - Okay, I just really think you should stay out of it, David. 208 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,163 You're not good under pressure. 209 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,965 - And you are? - Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up 210 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,935 by the South Korean Secret Police on New Year's? 211 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,537 I had to sweet talk the consulate's lawyer 212 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,872 to get me a passport before midnight. 213 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,242 - Okay, well this is a very different situation from that 214 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:07,312 and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fine. 215 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,015 (Keyboard keys clack) 216 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:10,570 (Loud thump) 217 00:09:10,596 --> 00:09:12,384 - Did you or did you not have a subscription to Cosmo Girl 218 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:15,286 when you were 16 years old, David? 219 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,090 - No. 220 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,492 - Okay, David, if you have to lie about something 221 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,060 you should breathe out while you answer 222 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,828 'cause it really just calms you down. 223 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,398 - Oh my God! I'm not being interrogated. 224 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,799 This is a negotiation. 225 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,768 - I'm just trying to prepare you, okay? 226 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,003 'Cause they're gonna eat you alive in there. 227 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,173 - Okay. If you know so much about this, 228 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,742 why don't you come with me then? 229 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,177 - Okay, well, I guess that just depends 230 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,979 on what's in Mom's closet. 231 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,414 - Why does that matter? 232 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,782 - Well, I'm not gonna wear my own clothes 233 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,450 into the room, David. 234 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,786 They're not scary enough. 235 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,091 - (Sighs heavily) 236 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,663 ALEXIS: I know we just met, 237 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,298 but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, 238 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,900 then I think you can too. 239 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,603 - Well, I do feel better having a lawyer in the room. 240 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,272 - (Gasps) Oh my God, you're so cute. 241 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,773 Um, I'm not a lawyer, 242 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,775 but I'm glad that my fashion pony is working. 243 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,210 (Door creaks open) 244 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:16,648 - Oh, hi. I'm Wendy Kurtz. Welcome to the Blouse Barn. 245 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,416 - Lisa Chung. 246 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,352 I didn't realize there were gonna be more of us. 247 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,420 - We're her representation. 248 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,456 - David Rose. 249 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:28,360 - Angelica Bloomfield of Rose, Bloomfield and Glickman. 250 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:31,363 - Well, let's go to my office shall we? 251 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,900 STEVIE: Oh, Mr. Rose! JOHNNY: Oh, Hi Stevie. 252 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:39,671 - I found these. I thought Mrs. Rose might want 'em back. 253 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,107 - You found them? 254 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:45,210 Okay, look, I know we haven't always been ideal motel guests, 255 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,246 but taking my wife's signs? 256 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,750 - Ah, no, I took out your garbage, 257 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,853 and these poked a hole in the bottom and fell out. 258 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,222 So... they're still in pretty good shape, 259 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,891 I thought she might want them back. 260 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,359 - Oh... 261 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,795 - Since she's been so worried about her signs 262 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,964 having been mysteriously stolen. 263 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,465 - Right, right. 264 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:11,703 Well, I mean, I can see what must have happened here. 265 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,773 She accidentally, uh, threw them out. 266 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,643 - That's one theory. 267 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:22,981 Or... someone stole them and hid them in our garbage 268 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,918 to try and sabotage Moira 269 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:32,223 to make it look like she's done something... really crazy. 270 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,326 - That is definitely some food for thought. 271 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,828 - Yeah. - Mm. 272 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,799 - Well, Thank you, Stevie. Have a nice day. 273 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,034 - Thanks. I will. 274 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,907 - This shouldn't take long. The check. 275 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:52,977 This should cover the cost of the signs, business cards... 276 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,814 - About the check. - (Clears throat) 277 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:59,484 We had some questions about the amount. 278 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,919 - Well, you shouldn't. 279 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:04,022 $10,000 is the amount we agreed upon. 280 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,690 - Well, that may be, 281 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,193 but some things have changed on our side, 282 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,462 and we want to discuss the-- 283 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,230 - I think it's fine, David. 284 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,631 - From a legal standpoint, 285 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,334 There are lots of costs to consider. 286 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,076 - Mm-hmm. 287 00:12:17,102 --> 00:12:20,038 - There are the signs and the business cards... 288 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,273 - I just mentioned those. 289 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,109 - Objection sustained. 290 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,745 There is the travel, there are the meals, 291 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,714 There is the shipping and the catering... 292 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,149 - Which is very similar to the meals 293 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,918 and not necessarily relevant, so... 294 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,555 'Kay. Well, the $10,000 doesn't even cover our legal fees, so... 295 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,691 - What? - Don't worry about that. 296 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,559 And if we're gonna announce a new name, 297 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,461 there has to be a whole relaunch event, 298 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,264 and that involves... event planners 299 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,066 and, um, florists. 300 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,902 - Okay, I think what my colleague is trying to say, 301 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:54,606 is that our brand is very well established here, 302 00:12:54,608 --> 00:13:00,145 um, so we're going to require a higher compensation. 303 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:06,684 - No, it's... Ooh-ooh-ooh, Ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh-- 304 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,487 No! No, no, Gwen, you took the lower third. 305 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,290 Well, could you please then? I've already locked mine in. 306 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,492 Thanks, doll. 307 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,997 - Moira, do you have any idea 308 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:22,667 how Stevie found your campaign signs in our garbage? 309 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,170 - I don't think anyone can hear us, John. 310 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,539 You don't have to keep up the act. 311 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,542 - What act? - That you didn't know I took the signs. 312 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,143 - You took your signs? 313 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,511 I didn't know you took the signs. 314 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,246 Why would you take your own signs? 315 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,681 - Well, I couldn't very well take Jocelyn's. 316 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,183 That would be stealing 317 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,018 and I'm running a clean campaign. 318 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,153 - You call this a clean campaign? 319 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,955 - Politics 101, John. 320 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,824 When you have limited resources, 321 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,660 your best course of action is to create a stir. 322 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,562 It's exciting, it's fun. 323 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,096 It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay 324 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,798 when I stole my own baby. 325 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,701 - Moira, Sunrise Bay was a soap opera. 326 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,937 - Yes, and this is reality. 327 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,606 Frankly, John, I'm surprised at your naivety. 328 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,775 - Moira, you're misleading people! 329 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,944 - No, I'm building a mystery. 330 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,246 Voters will draw their own conclusions. 331 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,181 - I basically accused Roland 332 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,418 of stealing your campaign signs. 333 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,520 - Well, then hopefully you've learned something - 334 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,223 you shouldn't make accusations you can't substantiate. 335 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:22,727 - Moira-- - I'm not listening until you calm down. 336 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,562 (Door bangs shut) 337 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,236 - Okay, well, Blouse Barn Australia 338 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,405 is willing to offer you an additional $5,000. 339 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,107 - Oh my God. - Thank you. 340 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,978 - So if you'll just sign here, I think we're good. 341 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,880 - I don't think we are. 342 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,849 I have done some research and I happen to know 343 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,720 that your company pulled in $100 million last year. 344 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,155 - Point being? 345 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,424 - Well, the point is, judging by your bag and those shoes, 346 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,792 Blouse Barn Australia is paying you 347 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,294 quite a bit of money to come here 348 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,530 and help us "switch over our signs." 349 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,767 Bottom line, we're standing in your way 350 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,770 and I don't think your client will be very happy 351 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,906 if you come home without securing the rights to the name, 352 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,507 especially considering you're expanding 353 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,676 into 78 stores across North America. 354 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,111 And let's be honest, 355 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:17,015 "Blouse House" doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 356 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,285 - Exactly! - Angelica, please. 357 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,388 This is the number that we are after. 358 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,190 (Paper rustles) 359 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,495 - (Derisive utterance) - Now, if you'll excuse us, 360 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,096 we have another meeting to get to. 361 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,665 - We're in our store. 362 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,366 - We await your reply. 363 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,971 (Low hum of chatter, chairs thump) 364 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,509 - Moira, I felt bad about what happened to your signs 365 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:49,013 and so I had some of my students make these for you. 366 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,149 - (Gasps) Jocelyn! 367 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,518 - They're not as nice as the black and white ones you had, 368 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,687 but I thought that they might help. 369 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,323 - Very considerate. 370 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:02,026 Though there's something you and I still need to discuss. 371 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,529 - The signs. 372 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,398 - We both know that, in a heated campaign, 373 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,734 one might use whatever resources one has 374 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:13,037 to gain advantage. - Yes. 375 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,574 - Jocelyn, you have so many signs! 376 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,276 - I know. Roland got carried away 377 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,711 and used his mayoral power 378 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,080 to get people to put more signs on their lawns. 379 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:26,317 And I just... pretended it wasn't happening. 380 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,886 - Roland forced constituents 381 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,189 to put up signs through coercion? 382 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,790 - That's what we're talking about, right? 383 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,225 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. 384 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,128 I just was helping you explain, so you-- 385 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,796 because you seem so upset by it all. 386 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,465 - I am upset. 387 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,301 I don't like what this campaign is doing to me. 388 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:47,238 The other day, I called another driver an effing moron. 389 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,208 I didn't say the 'f' word, but I said, 'effing,' 390 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,176 and that is not me! 391 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,946 - Jocelyn, I don't think it's exactly unethical 392 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:58,082 to do questionable things in the spirit of competition. 393 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,551 - I'm dropping out of the campaign. 394 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,720 - What? - I'm barely sleeping, 395 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,255 I can't get through an episode 396 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,624 of MasterChef Junior without crying. 397 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,960 - We've both worked so hard for this. 398 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:12,296 - I know, and now I am giving it to you. 399 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,835 Congratulations, Moira. 400 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:21,139 You are the new councilor for the town of Schitt's Creek. 401 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,577 WENDY: David, come on in! 402 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,413 Here, have a seat. 403 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:35,153 Lisa got back to me. She dropped off a cheque. 404 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,089 - (Groans) - It's a big cheque, David. 405 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,690 - Oh, thank God! 406 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,859 - It's a bit (Bleeping) cheque! 407 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,628 - Oh... (Laughs) 408 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,764 Um, you don't mean one of those big lottery cheques, right? 409 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:47,886 - Okay. - No 410 00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:48,666 - Okay 411 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,135 - But you pulled it off! 412 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,404 Um, thank you for trusting me. 413 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,773 - Well, I wouldn't go that far. 414 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,077 - Okay. Um... I guess we should get back to work. 415 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,079 - I love your enthusiasm, 416 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,981 but I think I'm going to take some time 417 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,818 for my family, for me, 418 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,619 and close the store. 419 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,688 - Oh, okay. 420 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,624 - But I appreciate all you've done, 421 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,663 and I want you to have this, you and Alexis. 422 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,766 - Well, Alexis didn't do that much. 423 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,501 - Oh, oh my God. 424 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:27,038 And I hope this helps get you on your feet. 425 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,175 And do something interesting. You always do. 426 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,411 - I... can't accept this. 427 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,315 (Low hum of chatter) 428 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,523 - (Whispering) Moira! - John. 429 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,429 - I'm so excited to see the show. 430 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,297 - I'm going to be on council. 431 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,501 - We'll, that's the spirit. Positive thinking. 432 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,904 - I won! Jocelyn quit the election. 433 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,305 - What? 434 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,241 - She couldn't take it anymore. 435 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,743 - Well, think what you can do in four years. 436 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,613 - Four years? No, No one said anything about four years. 437 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,182 - And-and the thought of working with Roland every day. 438 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,550 - I mean, that's... 439 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:16,454 I wouldn't even think about that. 440 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,890 - Oh, John. What have I done? 441 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:27,498 ♪ 'Cuz tonight for the first time ♪ (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) 442 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,900 ♪ Just about half past ten ♪ (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) 443 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,469 ♪ For the first time in history (Ahhhh) ♪ 444 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:35,173 ♪ it's gonna be raining men ♪ - Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da bop! 445 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,811 (Crickets chirp) 446 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,246 - So... 447 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,817 - $40,000?! 448 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,853 - Oh, that's a lot of money. 449 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,622 Wow! Even divided amongst the four of us. 450 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,726 - Divided? I'm the one who negotiated all of this. 451 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,562 - Um, with my help, David. 452 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,798 - I believe I offered advice. 453 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,502 - You said Wendy should cave and take the first offer. 454 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,638 What you gave was the opposite of advice. 455 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,640 - Okay, stop. This is good. 456 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,843 This is the first real money we've seen in a year. 457 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,080 - 'Kay, I think we definitely need to celebrate. 458 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,282 Nothing big, just a little treat... 459 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:21,219 Like a trip. 460 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:25,122 - Okay. I can't believe that I'm the one to say this, 461 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,458 but um... shouldn't we be s-- 462 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,965 Shouldn't we be s-s-s... 463 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,301 Should we be-- trying to sa-- save this? 464 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,339 Isn't-- Shouldn't we be saving-- 465 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,674 putting this in a bank? 466 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,876 Isn't that what people do? 467 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,215 - Well, that's no fun. 468 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:55,519 - No... but probably best? 469 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,124 - Maybe we could do manicures. 470 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,993 - I could a manicure. The three of us should go. 471 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,928 - Yes! - Long overdue. 472 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,896 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Yay! 473 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,999 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just 'cause I do my own nails 474 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,400 doesn't mean, you know, I wouldn't go-- 475 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,801 - 'Kay, they're just expensive 476 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,203 and you wouldn't really appreciate them. 477 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:15,506 - Oh yay, David! Yay! 478 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,310 (Door closes)