1 00:00:05,901 --> 00:00:07,816 It's the last day of our auditions, Moira. 2 00:00:07,859 --> 00:00:09,513 We might have to lower our standards 3 00:00:09,557 --> 00:00:11,167 if we're gonna find our lead. 4 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:14,101 Lowering your standards is a slippery slope, Jocelyn. 5 00:00:14,375 --> 00:00:15,737 Next thing I know you'll be telling me 6 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:17,304 we'll be staging this production 7 00:00:17,347 --> 00:00:19,871 at the school gymnasium. 8 00:00:20,117 --> 00:00:23,179 Very dapper, Mr. Rose! 9 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:26,095 Like the maestro of a Lebanese orchestra. 10 00:00:26,138 --> 00:00:27,749 Congratulations Johnny, 11 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,620 I never thought I'd see this little motel 12 00:00:29,664 --> 00:00:31,448 recognized for anything, 13 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,972 besides the occasional cockroach! 14 00:00:34,016 --> 00:00:37,237 I made myself laugh there. 15 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,587 Well, always nice to be nominated, Jocelyn. 16 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:41,676 But I'm not putting too much stock in... 17 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:43,852 regional hospitality awards. 18 00:00:43,895 --> 00:00:45,680 The revisions for your acceptance speech 19 00:00:45,723 --> 00:00:47,072 are on the vanity, dear. 20 00:00:47,116 --> 00:00:48,701 Oh thank you, sweetheart. 21 00:00:48,984 --> 00:00:51,791 So how's the uh, casting hunt going? 22 00:00:51,816 --> 00:00:53,818 Oh, disconsolate, John. 23 00:00:53,862 --> 00:00:56,517 We may be looking at putting an ad in broadwayworld.com. 24 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,867 Perhaps there's a chorus girl on holiday, 25 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,347 looking for a leg up. 26 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:01,957 Okay, hi! 27 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,654 First of all, I'd like to remind you 28 00:01:03,698 --> 00:01:05,874 that this is a live-work space, 29 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,876 and second, fine, I'll do it. 30 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,312 Do what, dear? 31 00:01:09,356 --> 00:01:11,271 I'll step in as the star of your musical. 32 00:01:11,314 --> 00:01:13,316 No! 33 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,319 No, with your responsibilities as our in-house publicist, 34 00:01:16,363 --> 00:01:18,974 I couldn't ask you to do that now. 35 00:01:19,017 --> 00:01:20,473 Okay, well, you seem pretty desperate, 36 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,933 so I'm happy to help. 37 00:01:21,977 --> 00:01:23,413 Well Moira, I'd consider it. 38 00:01:23,457 --> 00:01:25,023 I mean, we did spend all that money 39 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:27,330 flying in Barbara Streisand's vocal coach 40 00:01:27,374 --> 00:01:31,029 that summer Alexis wanted to be the next Jessica Simpson. 41 00:01:31,073 --> 00:01:33,554 Alexis, a brief stint on a reality show, 42 00:01:33,597 --> 00:01:36,513 that's one thing, but... acting, that's... 43 00:01:36,557 --> 00:01:38,428 Um, the producers of "A Little Bit Alexis" 44 00:01:38,472 --> 00:01:40,343 insisted that I take acting classes 45 00:01:40,387 --> 00:01:41,953 after we started shooting, so. 46 00:01:41,997 --> 00:01:44,347 Almost makes me want to try out for it myself. 47 00:01:44,391 --> 00:01:47,437 Okay, now we're all just getting the sillies. 48 00:01:47,481 --> 00:01:50,440 Best we stick to our award-nominated day jobs. 49 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:52,399 Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song 50 00:01:52,442 --> 00:01:54,357 that she could sing for the audition. 51 00:01:54,401 --> 00:01:56,054 Audition? 52 00:01:56,098 --> 00:01:57,249 Okay, do I have to remind you 53 00:01:57,273 --> 00:01:58,927 about the album that I released? 54 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:01,321 Moira, what's the worst that can happen? 55 00:02:01,364 --> 00:02:04,411 Besides the inevitable accusations of nepotism! 56 00:02:04,454 --> 00:02:05,823 Well, for what it's worth, Alexis, 57 00:02:05,847 --> 00:02:07,805 I always thought "Hampton's Hoes" 58 00:02:07,849 --> 00:02:09,503 was quite catchy. 59 00:02:09,936 --> 00:02:12,460 Boop! 60 00:02:21,428 --> 00:02:23,038 Oh, Stevie. 61 00:02:23,081 --> 00:02:24,692 You look very nice. 62 00:02:24,735 --> 00:02:27,042 - No, I don't. - Uh, yes, you do! 63 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:30,480 Very spiffy! That's a lovely dress. 64 00:02:30,524 --> 00:02:32,458 I literally pulled it out of the laundry, Mr. Rose. 65 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,354 I've had it forever. 66 00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:35,896 You know it's not a bad thing to admit 67 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:40,098 you really care about these awards, Stevie. 68 00:02:40,142 --> 00:02:42,362 You're bringing a bag? 69 00:02:42,405 --> 00:02:45,147 You know, I almost brought a change of clothes myself. 70 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:46,844 Moira told me to pack a second suit 71 00:02:46,888 --> 00:02:48,498 for the after-party, but uh, 72 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:50,544 who am I, George Clooney? 73 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,633 No, Mr. Rose, that's a weekend bag. 74 00:02:52,676 --> 00:02:54,548 I'm going away for the weekend. 75 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,853 Oh. 76 00:02:55,897 --> 00:02:58,203 I told you I'm taking Monday off! 77 00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:01,250 Yeah, but I didn't know you were going some place. 78 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:04,427 Uh, Emir is presenting at the awards, 79 00:03:04,471 --> 00:03:07,256 so I just thought I might drive around with him 80 00:03:07,299 --> 00:03:09,084 for a few days after. 81 00:03:09,127 --> 00:03:13,218 Oh... so it sounds like you two are getting... 82 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:15,046 pretty serious? 83 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:18,180 Uh, I guess we'll see what happens this weekend. 84 00:03:18,223 --> 00:03:20,225 Hello, guys, uh... 85 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:22,314 whoa! 86 00:03:22,358 --> 00:03:23,968 Look at us! Who are we? 87 00:03:24,012 --> 00:03:25,753 Brad Pitt and his handsome brother? 88 00:03:25,796 --> 00:03:27,711 And Johnny? 89 00:03:27,755 --> 00:03:28,973 Why the jacket, Roland? 90 00:03:29,017 --> 00:03:30,671 You know you're not going to the awards. 91 00:03:30,714 --> 00:03:32,977 Johnny, you asked me to manage the motel 92 00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:34,414 while you were away. 93 00:03:34,457 --> 00:03:35,980 I'm not gonna show up just dressed 94 00:03:36,024 --> 00:03:38,330 like some schlub off the street! 95 00:03:38,374 --> 00:03:39,984 Like you do every day? 96 00:03:40,028 --> 00:03:42,813 - Wow, okay. This one puts on a dress 97 00:03:42,857 --> 00:03:45,207 and suddenly she's Rita Rudner. 98 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,427 Guys, I am really gonna miss this... 99 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,211 workplace banter. 100 00:03:49,254 --> 00:03:51,082 - We are coming back, Roland. - Oh. 101 00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:54,259 At least I'm coming back, I don't know about Stevie. 102 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:56,000 Oh my God, we should really get going. 103 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:58,046 How about one picture before we go? 104 00:03:58,089 --> 00:04:00,004 Great idea, okay. 105 00:04:00,048 --> 00:04:01,528 Stevie, do you mind? 106 00:04:01,571 --> 00:04:02,833 Here we go. 107 00:04:02,877 --> 00:04:06,402 I meant a picture of me and Stevie. 108 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:09,187 Absolutely, no, that makes perfect sense. 109 00:04:09,231 --> 00:04:10,754 Okay. 110 00:04:10,798 --> 00:04:12,669 And everybody... 111 00:04:12,713 --> 00:04:14,497 Put Mr. Rose in it. 112 00:04:16,368 --> 00:04:18,370 I just don't get the big reveal, it's a bathroom. 113 00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:20,764 It's not just a bathroom, David, it's a passion project. 114 00:04:20,808 --> 00:04:22,394 I'd kill to be that passionate about a bathroom 115 00:04:22,418 --> 00:04:23,700 that you've now decided to open up 116 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,334 to the entire town. 117 00:04:25,377 --> 00:04:26,964 Yeah well, we can't afford to keep a private bathroom, 118 00:04:26,988 --> 00:04:29,164 David, we're losing customers to the cafe. 119 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:30,837 Besides, you're the one who started serving booze 120 00:04:30,861 --> 00:04:32,428 at those evening events. 121 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,275 Um, those evening events are part of a summer series. 122 00:04:34,299 --> 00:04:35,823 - Oh... - We sold 30 dreamcatchers 123 00:04:35,866 --> 00:04:37,520 at that Cosmic Meditation Clinic. 124 00:04:37,564 --> 00:04:38,913 Huh. 125 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:44,440 - Yeah, you know what? You were right. 126 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,746 It does look beautiful. 127 00:04:45,789 --> 00:04:47,922 - What the f... - So, I'm confused. 128 00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:49,576 Where does the bathroom start, 129 00:04:49,619 --> 00:04:51,447 and all this garbage end? 130 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,275 Ronnie swore this would be done today. 131 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:55,669 Yep, but you ran out of tiles. 132 00:04:57,235 --> 00:05:00,369 It doesn't help that you picked the most expensive ones. 133 00:05:00,412 --> 00:05:02,284 Okay, you asked for my opinion, 134 00:05:02,327 --> 00:05:04,460 I don't know how much Romanian marble costs! 135 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,462 I was hoping to get my hands on a few more 136 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,770 in an hour or so, but that is TBC at this point. 137 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:12,120 Okay, Ronnie, uh, this installation 138 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:14,122 was just supposed to last two days. 139 00:05:14,165 --> 00:05:16,037 And now half of our store is covered in tarps, 140 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,865 and David's organized some writers' retreat 141 00:05:17,908 --> 00:05:20,520 for tomorrow night. - It's a calligraphy workshop. 142 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:22,870 We're working as fast as we can, 143 00:05:22,913 --> 00:05:24,785 you have my cell! 144 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:28,068 Could you have not at least asked her to finesse the tarps? 145 00:05:28,092 --> 00:05:29,746 I mean, there's green tape everywhere! 146 00:05:31,226 --> 00:05:32,666 The tarps aren't staying up, David. 147 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:34,272 This bathroom's getting finished today, 148 00:05:34,316 --> 00:05:35,554 because that's what we discussed, 149 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:37,362 that's what's gonna happen. - Okay, 150 00:05:37,406 --> 00:05:38,905 it's just that you waited until after she left 151 00:05:38,929 --> 00:05:40,733 to put your lil' foot down, so I'm just not sure 152 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,280 if she's aware of that plan. 153 00:05:42,324 --> 00:05:43,954 She obviously thinks we're a couple of pushovers. 154 00:05:43,978 --> 00:05:45,893 Okay, speak for yourself. 155 00:05:45,936 --> 00:05:47,764 All I did was pick out some gorgeous tile. 156 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:51,855 I'm pregnant. 157 00:05:53,944 --> 00:05:57,208 That's it, that's the end of my audition. 158 00:05:57,252 --> 00:05:59,471 - Indeed it is. - I'm fine with nudity. 159 00:05:59,515 --> 00:06:01,212 Not necessary. 160 00:06:01,256 --> 00:06:02,562 Thank you. 161 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,630 She looks like she may have seen the inside 162 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:10,395 of a smoky German bar or two. 163 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,833 Who knows, a haircut, some dance lessons... 164 00:06:12,876 --> 00:06:14,617 Moira, I feel like we're really scraping 165 00:06:14,661 --> 00:06:15,879 the bottom of the barrel here. 166 00:06:15,923 --> 00:06:18,012 I think that we should bring Alexis in. 167 00:06:18,055 --> 00:06:20,841 Jabberwocky! There are still stones left unturned! 168 00:06:20,884 --> 00:06:22,799 Okay, you're actively trying to prevent 169 00:06:22,843 --> 00:06:25,280 Alexis from auditioning here, and I don't want to get 170 00:06:25,323 --> 00:06:27,258 in the middle of some mother daughter competition thing, 171 00:06:27,282 --> 00:06:29,632 - Competition! Nothing of the sort. 172 00:06:29,676 --> 00:06:32,330 No, Alexis just doesn't have the... 173 00:06:32,374 --> 00:06:34,245 life experience. - Really? 174 00:06:34,289 --> 00:06:35,899 Because according to her stories... 175 00:06:35,943 --> 00:06:38,510 Well, she's had her fair share of adventures, yes. 176 00:06:38,554 --> 00:06:41,644 But the role of Sally Bowles requires an actress 177 00:06:41,688 --> 00:06:44,516 who can mine a deeper, darker cave. 178 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,780 A woman encumbered with secrets she will... 179 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,825 take with her to the tomb. 180 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:50,653 Hence the high praise Gina Gershon and I 181 00:06:50,697 --> 00:06:52,568 received for the role. 182 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,135 You know what, Moira? 183 00:06:54,178 --> 00:06:55,658 I'm gonna bring Alexis in. 184 00:06:55,702 --> 00:06:57,834 And don't worry, I will handle the audition, 185 00:06:57,878 --> 00:07:00,010 so it is less of a struggle for you. 186 00:07:00,054 --> 00:07:02,099 Fine, you're on your own. 187 00:07:05,363 --> 00:07:06,756 Boy, it looks like 188 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,193 "Best Customer Service in a Motel Under 20 Units" 189 00:07:09,237 --> 00:07:10,891 is up fifth, that's the big one. 190 00:07:10,934 --> 00:07:13,458 - Okay. - Yeah. 191 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:16,200 Stevie, if we win, and I know that's a big "if," 192 00:07:16,244 --> 00:07:18,942 do you think you'll be doing any talking up there? 193 00:07:18,986 --> 00:07:20,944 - It's all you, Mr. Rose. - Okay. 194 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:24,121 Excuse me, is this the children's table? 195 00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:26,776 Young at heart, maybe. 196 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:29,126 Johnny Rose, but I'm sure you remember me, Emir, 197 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:31,476 You declared our motel a "must stay". 198 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,565 How could I forget, Mr. Rose, good to see you. 199 00:07:33,609 --> 00:07:35,176 And you are? 200 00:07:35,219 --> 00:07:36,457 Uh, I'm just waiting for my date. 201 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:38,005 So that seat's taken. 202 00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:40,355 Oh, well, can I uh... buy you a drink while you wait? 203 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:42,226 I guess, but he won't be too happy about it. 204 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:44,074 From what I've heard, he'll take what he can get. 205 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:46,143 So you're probably safe. - I should point out, 206 00:07:46,187 --> 00:07:48,580 they have been coming by with drink trays. 207 00:07:48,624 --> 00:07:51,192 Oh yeah, we'll just go to the bar. 208 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:54,238 Okay, well, I'm sure you have some catching up to do. 209 00:08:00,201 --> 00:08:01,550 David, look. 210 00:08:01,593 --> 00:08:03,857 Ronnie is sitting in that booth with Roland, 211 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,685 laughing about something. 212 00:08:05,728 --> 00:08:07,469 Okay. 213 00:08:07,512 --> 00:08:09,471 She says she's working as fast as she can. 214 00:08:09,514 --> 00:08:10,864 We don't have a bathroom, David! 215 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,126 I'm well aware of that. 216 00:08:12,169 --> 00:08:13,867 You know, my uncle's a contractor. 217 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,086 I know how this works, you've gotta stay on top of it, 218 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:18,349 or they will find a million reasons to just drag it out. 219 00:08:18,393 --> 00:08:20,700 Mhmm, well, my ex-best friend was a crisis manager, 220 00:08:20,743 --> 00:08:23,137 and she told me multiple times, 221 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,139 not to talk to anyone. 222 00:08:25,182 --> 00:08:26,706 Especially while they're eating. 223 00:08:26,749 --> 00:08:29,143 So I'm gonna just... 224 00:08:34,322 --> 00:08:36,019 Oh hey, Pat. What are you doing? 225 00:08:36,063 --> 00:08:38,369 Playing hooky, or did the store finally close? 226 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,112 I don't laugh a lot, but that was good. 227 00:08:42,156 --> 00:08:44,288 That is funny, especially considering we are open, 228 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:45,725 but hey, who knows for how long? 229 00:08:45,768 --> 00:08:47,335 Because right now, it sorta looks like 230 00:08:47,378 --> 00:08:49,119 a quarantine station. 231 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:50,662 I'm sorry, are you implying something? 232 00:08:50,686 --> 00:08:52,166 You know, I'm just saying, 233 00:08:52,209 --> 00:08:53,796 uh, the bathroom's supposed to be done today, 234 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,620 and you say you're working as fast as you can, 235 00:08:55,647 --> 00:08:57,780 but uh, here I find you with Roland. 236 00:08:57,824 --> 00:08:59,739 Okay, FYI. 237 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:01,151 Roland is the hook-up for your tiles. 238 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:02,829 His cousin, Arnie, gets them at cost. 239 00:09:02,872 --> 00:09:07,007 So I thought I would thank Roland by buying him lunch. 240 00:09:07,206 --> 00:09:08,773 Because that's how I do business. 241 00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:14,243 - Makes sense. I was just sort of uh... 242 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:16,107 checking in. 243 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:17,600 I could always cancel the order, 244 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,366 if that's how you wanna do business. 245 00:09:19,452 --> 00:09:20,844 Ooh! Ouch. 246 00:09:20,869 --> 00:09:22,784 I would run out and get some aloe vera pal, 247 00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:25,116 'cause you just got burned. 248 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:27,157 Hi, is everything okay? 249 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:29,097 I don't know, you tell me. 250 00:09:29,326 --> 00:09:31,676 Yeah, no, I was just uh, telling Ronnie what a... 251 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,182 what a great job she's doing on the bathroom. 252 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,035 And uh, we should get back to the store. 253 00:09:36,131 --> 00:09:37,931 Okay, do you still need to use the restroom? 254 00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:40,108 - What? Nope! Uh, came here for you. 255 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,232 So... we should go. 256 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:46,133 Thanks for checking in. 257 00:09:46,176 --> 00:09:48,918 - Is everything okay? You look more pale than normal. 258 00:09:50,946 --> 00:09:52,382 Okay. 259 00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:53,942 Hi, my name is Alexis Rose, 260 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:56,273 represented by Alexis Rose Talent. 261 00:09:56,317 --> 00:09:59,755 Okay, what are you gonna be singing for us today, Alexis? 262 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,975 I have chosen to perform the title track 263 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,065 off of my critically reviewed, limited reality series, 264 00:10:05,108 --> 00:10:06,806 "A Little Bit Alexis." - Ooh! 265 00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:08,746 Feel free to sing along if you know the words. 266 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,440 Okay. 267 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:23,866 Are you ready? 268 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:25,737 Let's do it. 269 00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:27,522 ♪ I'm a Lamborghini 270 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:29,393 ♪ I'm a Hollywood star 271 00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:31,178 ♪ I'm a little bit tipsy 272 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:33,049 ♪ When I drive my car 273 00:10:33,093 --> 00:10:34,834 ♪ I'm expensive sushi 274 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:36,748 ♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht 275 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,620 ♪ I'm a little bit single 276 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,491 ♪ Even when I'm not 277 00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:42,276 ♪ Ah! Ah! 278 00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:44,278 ♪ I'm little bit... 279 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:48,021 ♪ I'm a little bit... 280 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,719 ♪ I'm a little bit of la la la-la-la-la-la ♪ 281 00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:52,329 ♪ A little bit Alexis 282 00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:54,213 ♪ La la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis... ♪ 283 00:10:54,244 --> 00:10:56,116 Oh wow, okay. 284 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,944 - ♪ La-la-la... - Just wonderful. 285 00:10:57,987 --> 00:11:00,729 Okay, yeah, I still actually had a few more verses. 286 00:11:00,772 --> 00:11:03,384 And in the last verse, I really get to showcase my range. 287 00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:04,733 Oh no, you know what? 288 00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:07,518 I think that just that 30 seconds is... 289 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:10,434 more than enough to go off of, yeah. 290 00:11:10,478 --> 00:11:12,001 Are you saying I booked it? 291 00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:13,873 Great question! Jocelyn? 292 00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:18,747 Well, we do have to see all the other candidates. 293 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:22,055 But we will definitely get back to you. 294 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,100 Okay. Okay. 295 00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:27,495 Oooh! 296 00:11:27,538 --> 00:11:29,497 Oh... 297 00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:33,893 So what do we think? 298 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:37,157 Well, there is a place for her... somewhere. 299 00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:40,682 - On stage?! - No! 300 00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:43,641 Moira, I saw your talent, and I thought, 301 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,122 well, the apple can't fall far from the tree. 302 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,298 Different orchard, Jocelyn. 303 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,257 Though I do admire the confidence. 304 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,736 What are we gonna do now? 305 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,478 "We?" We are at the precise intersection 306 00:11:54,522 --> 00:11:57,786 of which I tried to steer us clear. 307 00:11:57,829 --> 00:12:00,876 No, Babs Streisand's vocal coach quit the business 308 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,749 after just two lessons with our sweet Alexis. 309 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,751 He now lives in a monastery. 310 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,001 Wow, it took a while to get the drinks, 311 00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:21,462 yet, I don't see any drinks. 312 00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,447 Oh uh, we just finished them at the bar. 313 00:12:24,726 --> 00:12:26,075 Oh, I see. 314 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,208 Well, you got back at the perfect time. 315 00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:31,602 Elmdale Moto Lodge just won "Best Motel Suite." 316 00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:33,909 Coincidentally, the Hospies Committee 317 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,911 just had their retreat there last fall. 318 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,696 I'm not saying something's up, but uh... 319 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,524 - Okay... - Our next award... 320 00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:42,918 So, what are you doing after this? 321 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,312 Oh, well, I happen to have a king suite 322 00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:47,009 at the Elmdale Moto Lodge 323 00:12:47,053 --> 00:12:49,316 in exchange for presenting an award today, so... 324 00:12:49,359 --> 00:12:51,057 Well, I did pack a bag. 325 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,754 Oh my. 326 00:12:52,797 --> 00:12:54,688 Just thought I'd tag along with you for a few days, 327 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:57,411 you know, tour the best and brightest 328 00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:59,500 in dusty roadside accommodations. 329 00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:01,197 Oh! 330 00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:03,112 I will be traveling with royalty, after all. 331 00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:06,637 Getting close, Stevie. Stay calm! 332 00:13:06,681 --> 00:13:07,987 Wait, I'm sorry, I-I'm not sure 333 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,597 if we're still joking around. 334 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,208 Well, I took Monday off, 335 00:13:12,252 --> 00:13:14,776 and I know you have a few more motels to hit, so... 336 00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:17,387 Oh! Yeah... 337 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,911 no, that would be fine. 338 00:13:19,955 --> 00:13:21,435 That would be fine? 339 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,002 That's the kind of reaction you want. 340 00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:24,655 No, I'm sorry, sorry, I just, I... 341 00:13:24,699 --> 00:13:26,024 you just caught me a little off guard. 342 00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,460 I just wanna make sure that we're still 343 00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:30,052 on the same page here. - Yeah, totally. 344 00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,359 Yeah... good, good, okay. 345 00:13:32,384 --> 00:13:34,584 'Cause you know, I thought this was just something great 346 00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:36,785 that happened when it happened. 347 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,755 - It is. - Stevie! 348 00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:41,525 I mean, you know, I'm on the road so much, 349 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,986 and you've got the motel to run, 350 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:44,851 I don't see any of that changing any time soon. 351 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,549 Okay. 352 00:13:48,592 --> 00:13:50,812 But what if it could change? 353 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:55,686 I'm sorry, I-I don't see that happening for either of us. 354 00:13:56,078 --> 00:13:57,384 Oh. 355 00:13:57,427 --> 00:13:59,342 The winner is... 356 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:01,083 Rosebud Motel. 357 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,085 Oh! Yessssss! 358 00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:05,131 Stevie, we did it! 359 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:06,871 Oh my God! 360 00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:09,439 Ohhhh! 361 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,921 Stevie! 362 00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,749 Look at her, she's stunned! 363 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,314 Um... 364 00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:26,935 hey! - Hey! 365 00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:28,458 You're home. 366 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,175 I was just gonna leave you that little note 367 00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:32,854 and a box of chocolates. 368 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,943 I got the part, didn't I? 369 00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:37,023 Come in, come in! 370 00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:40,688 Ohhh... 371 00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,385 Yay! Nom nom! 372 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:44,015 I now see that there are different ways 373 00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,868 to interpret chocolates. 374 00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:49,175 Alexis, I just wanted to say... 375 00:14:49,218 --> 00:14:51,133 Am I hearing Jocelyn? 376 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:53,179 Yeah, she's come to tell me the good news! 377 00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:55,137 Oh, did she? 378 00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:57,879 Chocolates? Are we celebrating, Jocelyn? 379 00:14:57,922 --> 00:15:00,316 The chocolates were a mistake. 380 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,245 Alexis, after very careful consideration, 381 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:08,803 I've decided that you are overqualified for the role. 382 00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:10,848 I know, but I'm totally fine with that. 383 00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:14,156 And I really value you as our in-house publicist. 384 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,638 Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can see where this is going. 385 00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:19,988 Part of me thinks that maybe we should give the role 386 00:15:20,031 --> 00:15:22,469 to somebody who really needs it. 387 00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:24,253 Oh Alexis, I wanted to fight for you, 388 00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:27,213 but I had to recuse myself as your Mummy! 389 00:15:27,256 --> 00:15:29,040 Okay, um... 390 00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:31,173 Who did you pick? 391 00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,219 We're still looking. 392 00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:36,599 So you picked no one over me? 393 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,095 That would be a Jocelyn question. 394 00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:45,447 Maybe there's a better role for you. 395 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,015 What's better than the lead? 396 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:49,757 Yes, I'm curious about that as well. 397 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,368 Kit Kat Club Dancer Number Six! 398 00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:54,501 Hah! - Sorry? 399 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,242 She doesn't have a lot of lines, 400 00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:58,113 but she has a very sexy costume, 401 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,202 and a lot of face time on stage, 402 00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:02,311 which I know that you love... - I love both of those things. 403 00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,119 Okay, um... 404 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,749 would that require like, another audition? 405 00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:07,340 No, no! 406 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,893 No, the part is yours. 407 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,840 Jocelyn, how wonderfully generous of us. 408 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,738 Okay. 409 00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:16,890 Well, I'm guess I'll have to put you in touch with my agent. 410 00:16:16,914 --> 00:16:19,569 But I think you already have her number. 411 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:22,224 And we'll get going on negotiations! 412 00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:25,140 I would have my agent accept that offer, dear. 413 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,620 Yes. 414 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,206 Thank you. 415 00:16:29,231 --> 00:16:31,668 Woo! How 'bout that, partner, huh? 416 00:16:31,712 --> 00:16:33,888 Not bad for a couple of years' work. 417 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:36,107 Hey trust me, I'm just as shocked as you are. 418 00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:39,676 But this is ours, and no one can take it from us. 419 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,263 Sorry, Sir, uh, I'm gonna need to take that 420 00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:42,897 for the next category. 421 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,657 We'll be mailing yours in six to eight weeks, 422 00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:46,161 along with the bill. Okay, great. 423 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,554 Yeah, okay. 424 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,251 Well, that's probably for the best, 425 00:16:49,295 --> 00:16:51,340 I mean, I don't wanna be lugging that thing around 426 00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,255 to all the after-parties. - Mhmm. 427 00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:55,866 So, Stevie, I thought we'd go for a... 428 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,954 celebratory dinner, huh? 429 00:16:56,998 --> 00:16:59,087 Yeah. 430 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:01,655 Unless that steps on your plans with Emir? 431 00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:03,265 Nope, there's no more plans anymore, 432 00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,093 so, whatever you wanna do. 433 00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:08,662 Your weekend plans got pushed, or...? 434 00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:10,185 Uh no, just cancelled. 435 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,969 It was a stupid idea anyways. 436 00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:14,102 I don't know what I was thinking. 437 00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:19,194 Okay, well, you know what, 438 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,065 if it's okay with you, 439 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,980 why don't we beat the traffic, and just... 440 00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,592 just head home, 'cause I gotta be honest, I'm... 441 00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:28,290 I'm feeling awfully tired, actually. 442 00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:30,771 Mr. Rose, I know how important this is to you. 443 00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:33,817 Oh Stevie, we got what we came for. 444 00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:36,037 Well, we didn't actually get it, they took it back. 445 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,691 I mean, what kind of cheap-ass award show 446 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:39,170 takes back an award?! 447 00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:41,390 Mr. Rose, I don't think I can go back out there. 448 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,566 Well, tell you what, you stay here, 449 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,742 I'll grab your bag, and maybe... 450 00:17:45,786 --> 00:17:47,309 a few shrimp for the road? 451 00:17:47,353 --> 00:17:49,529 Yeah, thanks. 452 00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:57,406 I don't regret what I did. 453 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,990 Well, look who it is. 454 00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:03,282 Ronnie, we want to apologize 455 00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:05,109 for the miscommunication this afternoon. 456 00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:06,415 We? 457 00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:08,156 What's that? 458 00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:12,508 This is just a, an expression of our continued appreciation. 459 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:15,337 I don't see any of that blue cheese in here. 460 00:18:15,381 --> 00:18:17,208 David, did you put any of the blue cheese 461 00:18:17,252 --> 00:18:18,514 in there for Ronnie? 462 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,299 That cheese was very expensive. 463 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:22,344 We'd be happy to run some over. 464 00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:26,348 So what would be the update on the tiles, then? 465 00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:28,829 Funny you should ask. 466 00:18:28,872 --> 00:18:31,135 I was just heading out to run them over. 467 00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:32,528 - Ah! - Hmm. 468 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:34,158 So I wonder if you still need the basket, then. 469 00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:36,097 Oh, I still need the basket. 470 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,640 So uh, does this mean that the whole project 471 00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:39,274 could be wrapped up then, by tonight? 472 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,146 Did I just say that I was heading out right now? 473 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,323 - Yes, she did! - She did, great. 474 00:18:44,366 --> 00:18:45,952 Uh so, should we just jump in with you? 475 00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:47,761 I don't think so. 476 00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,676 What about just me then, Ronnie? 477 00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,029 This went well... 478 00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:56,869 I think. - Yeah. 479 00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:19,010 Well, hello, you! 480 00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:21,037 Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here? 481 00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:24,312 I thought you and I might celebrate your big award! 482 00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:25,895 Come in. 483 00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:29,890 Oh, thank you. 484 00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:34,895 And I was made aware there was a loss, as well. 485 00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:37,332 Yeah. 486 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,465 Turns out, someone who's been working the front desk 487 00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:42,076 of a motel her whole life isn't exactly a turn-on. 488 00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:46,080 I was speaking of his loss. 489 00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:48,735 Stevie, underneath the brambly tartan blousant 490 00:19:48,778 --> 00:19:50,693 is a chrysalis, 491 00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:53,715 just bursting with potential. 492 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:57,483 Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. 493 00:19:57,526 --> 00:20:00,224 Yes, perhaps she just needs a... 494 00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:03,383 bit of a shock to her daily routine. 495 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,795 That's kind of what I was going for, Mrs. Rose. 496 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,686 Well, the kind of shock I'm referring to, Stevie, 497 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,930 will not come in the form of a man. 498 00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,359 What is this? 499 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,842 Oh, just a gift that once jolted me out 500 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:18,118 of my little podunk routine. 501 00:20:19,374 --> 00:20:20,897 Me, in front of people? 502 00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:23,204 I am not an actor. 503 00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,511 And neither is the lead in the play. 504 00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:29,210 She's simply a headstrong young woman, 505 00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:31,342 who's been knocked about a few times, 506 00:20:31,386 --> 00:20:35,390 and... looking to make the most of herself. 507 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,523 Did Mr. Rose put you up to this? 508 00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:40,047 No, this inspired piece of stunt-casting 509 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,875 was an idea all my own. 510 00:20:43,529 --> 00:20:45,661 And we can't find anyone else. 511 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,317 - Thank you... - You're welcome. 512 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,927 I should've led with this. 513 00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:52,886 Please tell me you can sing. 514 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,670 I sing in the car. 515 00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:56,150 Good enough. 516 00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:58,457 Okay. Peruse. 517 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,719 At your leisure. 518 00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:02,199 Okay. 519 00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:04,163 Oh, I see you've opened a bottle of wine already, 520 00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:06,160 I won't burden you with another. 521 00:21:06,203 --> 00:21:08,510 Bye. 522 00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:09,816 Bye.